ASMR Full Body Inspection and Random Chaotic Tests

0:00Okay, do a quick inspection head to toe. This is lighting okay. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not really not sure. But, um, we can do any inspection head to toe. Very thorough. With the help of friends as well, we're just gonna help us. We're gonna take the inspection head. Okay, we move, we change. So I'm gonna start, let me, let me give you a, I'm gonna show you a quick snippet of everything we're doing, okay? So we, for example, have some eye tests and like check your vision. This one or that one. Is this better? Or is that better? You know, this sort of eye tests. I'll have a scorpion full of scorpion. Can I haircut? And then follow the scorpion. So eye tests. Color blind tests. Like what colors this, what colors this. And then throwing some scratching. Then we check your nervous system, again the mechanics and electrical. You know, doing some candy ons and stuff. So we're gonna plug you in and check that. More eye tests. More eye tests like this. Stuff.

1:05So we're gonna feel you like that, okay? So let's start with your head. Okay, we're starting with the round. Dedicate, this is your head, yes. This is your head, yes. Oh god. This is your head, yes. It's round, kind of like, yes, okay, good. I need to do it. I changed because, because my chest kept going out. Some of the costs are so weird. So, so, okay, we're starting with your head, area. Okay, good, nice and round. Good, this is good and round. So let's check your mind. Let's pay some brain games. Okay, we remove some of the hair, so we can get to your head, okay? So let me just give you a good, good, good. Good, let me just get some of the hair out the way. I really want to get to your temples, so,

2:05good, good, good, good. Clip that in, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Good, okay, so now I can see your head. I can do some examining of your brain, so let me just get into there. Hold it, good, perfect. Get into there. Think of the number. Let me try and see that number. Think of the number between one to ten. Was it six? Yes, exactly. I can see that in your head, okay? Now let's do some tapping therapy on the temples, just to regenerate that default energy. So let's just do them. Good, good, good. Okay, now think of the number between one to ten. Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Is it four? Well done. Okay, good. So, cool square, circle, circle. Okay, okay, so your head looks good. Let me just try and penetrate. Now let's reconnect your neuron, so you want your motor neuron to connect to the central nervous system,

3:08and then we want to connect to the sensory neurons, okay? So you tell me, so I'm just going to plug you in like this, okay? So make sure your head is still. I'm still, I'm still, perfect, I'm still. Okay, good. So let me just plug you in here, perfect. One, two, three, go. One, two, three, hold that. Hold it. One, two, three, one, two, three, go. One, two, three, two. After that feel, did you feel like a jump in your body? Like a jump like this, yeah? Yeah. There's still some hair in the way, and I really need to access your temples like a lot. So, okay.

4:17Okay, I'm just getting a bit of that time. Just getting from the backrest and bit him. On the rest of it, yeah, get him in the middle. Okay, I'm just getting some of the rest of it all around. Like this, the rest of it, yeah, some of the rest of that as well. Okay, perfect. Now I can access all of your temples, so like that, like this, like this, like that. Okay, now let me feel your head. Can you hear that? Can you hear that? Can you hear that? Can you hear that? This is the guide, yeah, five, three, three, three, three, drei. Yeah, that's three 14. His chest man is just gonna feel your head clean. Three, two.

5:21So, I'm just getting to each and manipulate everybody like that using the arm. Okay now let's move to your back quickly. Turn on this kitchen up your spine, bottom of your spine and move it up. Let's just move to your back. It's very good at this. It's made to do so. Okay so I'm going up your spine. Okay, up your spine. I'm coming higher, higher, higher, higher. Okay let's move to the head. Okay let's move to the arms. So special arms are like this. Okay do well. Put your arms up. Okay.

6:24Good. I enjoy the arms. Okay now let's test your intelligence. Okay so this is a monster back pain. He has lots of different feet. So you have to tell me. You have to tell me. Okay let me show you one. Close your eyes, stop looking. Close your eyes, stop looking. Stop looking. Stop looking. Okay ready? Ready what for is this? Well done. It's like a chicken foot I believe. Well done. What for is this? Ready? Well done. Some sort of coat. I think you have one sort of foot is this. Ready? A human foot. Well done. So you're fairly intelligent. Yes. Quick test that it is. Can you see me now? Can you see me now?

7:25Can you see me better with? With? I mean without or with? Or is it on top of that? Can you see me better now? Can you hear me better now? Can you see my fingers? Can you hear my fingers? Can you feel my finger? Yeah, I'm just testing your senses. There's my finger. There's my finger. There's the good. I'll feel it. Good, now listen to it. Are you ready this finger? There's the finger in this finger. Then this finger in this finger. This... This... This... This... This... This... I think it's... Feet all... just a while mate.

8:25I also just do it. Someone walked in and did the weirdest thing ever. I want to scratch you. Spiritually, okay. So you may not physically feel this, but you will feel this ready. I'm scratching the back of your head. This is called... This is called a blue-toothed scratching. So I'm going to scratch you on the back of your head. I'm going to tap on your back. And now I'm going to each behind your ears like this. I'm going to touch your lips here. And now I'm going to each your lower back. And now I'm putting my fingers inside the small of your back. And now I'm massaging your head like this. I'm going round and round and round.

9:29And now I'm scratching the back of your head. And now I'm scratching the side of your lips like this. But now let's do a little eye test. This one... Oh, this one. Pretty much the same. This one... Or this one. Or both. This one. How many fingers? Okay. This one. How many fingers? Okay. So both of them has that little better or worse. Can you still see my fingers? Can you see my fingers? Can you see my fingers? Can you see? Can you see? Can you see? Can you see my fingers? Okay. Can you see my eyes now? Which one looks clearer? This one or that one? Okay. What about now? Okay. And now. Okay. And now.

10:29Okay. And now. Okay. And now. What about now? And now. Okay. Cool. Okay. So let's just try. Okay. Can you see better now? Oh, no. Okay. Good. So, another quick eye inspection. Can you see better now? Oh, no. Okay. And the other eye. Can you see better now? Oh, no. Okay. So, I just came to do a little eye search. We create key. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Okay. Can you make some... Can you make some markings? Okay. I'm just inspecting here. Okay. So, what we do is inspecting or observing, we're looking at the problem. And then within the same session, we're processing the information and fixing the problem. So, not so much just an inspection, but also a fixing. Okay. So, okay. Good.

11:29Let me just grab these pieces here. And... Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Let's give you a quick. Head massage. Okay. Chopstick. Good. Good. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Okay, good. In the ears now. Perfect. Back of the head. Good. Okay. Let me just draw something. Quickly just draw something on your face so I don't forget. Uh-huh. Look up. Hang it around. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. I don't need your chest. Just rest.

12:29Feel just nicely and well. Like this. Let me just put a little bit of the로 bud just going to leave for later一點 but it's going to land. A little bit. Uh-huh. Something like that and Можноhyg 1967. Yes. And without, can you see it now? And without? Can you see it now? And without? Can you see it now? And without? And now? Can you see me? Can you see this? Can you see me or this? I'm just gonna massage you slowly. Can you still see me? How many fingers? And now? And now? And now? Now? And now? Okay, good. How many fingers? And now I'm just gonna brush your body down. Using this. Okay, we're looking for an e-f. I don't know what we're looking for. But let me scratch your body quickly.

13:30Let me feel your body first so we can see what we're looking for. So, let's show those chest. Okay, I'm gonna remove your... Oh my god! I think I'm inside. Can I access your skin? So, I'm feeling the chest. No bumps. Okay, I'm feeling the side of the body. Good. Okay, now I'm gonna squeeze the hips a bit. Okay, feeling the leg. Up and down the leg. Oh, I'm feeling the feet. Okay, good. I'm just gonna run this down your body. Okay. Down your... Okay. I'm gonna rub this down your legs. See what happens. So, let me just rub this down your leg. How's that feel? Okay, let me rub it down your leg now. How's that feel? Okay, now give me your other leg. Okay, rub the leg a bit.

14:31Okay. Good. Good. Good. How's that feel? Diglis now. Okay, now's that feel? Good. Good, bad, good, bad, good. We're gonna brush the body, I think. So, yeah, try to take it off as much as you can. Like, yeah. So, we're gonna brush the body. Yes, you can feel that coming close to you, can't you? You can feel it coming right up here. So, I'm just gonna brush your face nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Nice. I'm gonna brush your teeth. Good, good, good. I'm brushing your teeth, I'm gonna brush your teeth. I'm gonna brush your teeth, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bad, good, okay. Brush the body.

15:31Good. Brush the back. Just massage your back, okay? Okay brush the back quickly. Brush the back. Okay good. Good brush the neck a bit. Okay. Okay. This is my toothbrush. But it's okay. It makes you stronger. To be slightly dirty. Okay. Chest stomach. Side. Dittismath Dorothy. Yes. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Okay. Public region legs. Cards, hamstrings. Gastronemius. Gastronymus. Is that your cough?

16:32Gastronymus. Gastronymus. Gastronymus. I think it was a... That's going to drive me nuts. Gastronymus. Let me check. Yes, I was right. Gastronymus is your cough muscle. I just kindly like to affect your arms. So you can... Put your arms... Let's just fill your arms. Good. Good. For your arms. Good. For your head. Good. For your neck. For your chest. For your shoulder. Here. For your shoulder. Here. For your stomach. For your legs. Give me your hand. Good. Good.

17:36Good. I love it. I really want to come to realize that I'm hearing from the touch your legs very quickly. And then I just want to hear you cheek. I just want to come to your cheek. I just want to come to your cheek. Come to your cheek. Come to your cheek. Come to your cheek. Squeeze. Squeeze. What kind of this is? Do you like this out of that? Yeah. Yeah, you like this out of this. Okay, good. Good, good, good. So... And this is what red would be called theoretically. This is what red looks like theoretically. You must remember it's on theoretical. This is like cyan or whatnot. I don't freaking... And then... Like me, it's just a brown. Okay, look at the eyes. Look at the eyes. Look at the eyes.

18:36Look at the eyes. Now look at my eyes. Now fill my hands. Yes. I just want to do some more body feeling with the hand. Okay, good, good. Let's massage the hair a bit. Okay. Hey, full of the hand, full of the hand, full of the hand. Look at my hand. Look at this hand. Which hand is real? This one, that one. It's gonna touch you. It's gonna come and touch you in. It's touching you. It's touching you. It's touching you. Okay. Now I want to measure this circumference of the things on your body. So I've just got this here. Very arbitrary measurements.

19:37But everything I do is arbitrary. Because I don't want to relance. I want to live in arbitrary world. Okay. Good. So let's just brush some of the hair off your face. Good, good. Very good, if you... Okay, so I'm gonna bring it around measure the neck. Okay, and so on and so forth. Let me just clean you. Okay, I just want to clean you quickly. Okay, good. Perfect check you can see. Can you still see me? Can you? I don't know. I don't know. It's going all over the place, but you can still see me. So let's measure the neck. Good. She's running. Nine, ten, ten. When do you? Okay, good. And now...

20:38The arms. So spread your arms up. Good. Nice. This is a very nice spread of the limbs. Okay, so let me just wrap this around. Do it three, four, five, six. I'm gonna squeeze, pull a bit. Do it four, five, six. Okay, you're all on now. Do it four, five, six. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Okay, now your wrist. So just give me your wrist here. Thank you. I'm just gonna give them a little tickle. Change so many times. Change this. But it's okay. So give me your hands. Your... I'll be tall. Hands. Okay, good. So I'm just gonna... I'm gonna put it in the... 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. Hold still. I just need to use your forehead. Good, Lee. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Good. Okay. Now I'm gonna measure.

21:39That's a conference of your legs. So just here. Okay. So give me your leg. Okay, so I'm just gonna... Go under here. One, two, three, four, five, six, and I... Okay, good. And then under your other leg. Okay, one, two, three, four, six, and one, two, three. Okay, now I'm gonna do your waist, okay? So just put this down around one, two, three, four, five, six, and... Okay, now I'm gonna do the chest. Okay, one, two, three, four, six, and... Now I'm gonna do the head, one, two, three, four, five, six, and... I did turn it over to half 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 23, the nose, one, two, three, four, five, the eyes, one, two, three, four, five, one, two, five, one, two, three, four, five, okay, good, the ears, one, two, three, four, five, take it, that's good. How many cuts do you see? Are you sure?

22:39Yeah. Okay, good. Let me give you a quick clean with the cat. On the back of the head, back of the head, I'm just gonna cut you in like the head. I think the wonderful place to scratch, and now I'm gonna move my fingers up your spine like this, okay? Ready? Again, I'm going up your spine. I'm tickling your spine. I'm going back down the vertebrae and coming down the vertebrae. And I'm tickling your spine. Does that feel good when I tickle your spine? I'm just tickling your spine. Now I'm massaging, massaging, massaging circles tickling your spine. Okay, now, where will I be at the back of the head? Okay, I'm tickling, I'm tickling, I'm tickling, I'm tickling your spine. Good, good, good, good, I'm tickling, I'm just tickling your spine. Now I'm going to your scapula here. And I'm tickling your scapula here. I'm scrunching the back of the head, this scapula is going to have a outbreak of epilepsy,

23:39but I'm tickling your head, tickling your spine, tickling your spine. I'm tickling you, tickling your spine, tickling your spine. You may be patient, while you are tickling your spine or your spine may hurt. It used to be, and proven, when we were taking tests about using different fins, move your scapula here, and then, and then move a little forward here, go to your left I'm going to cut it into two. But it's too much. Where's the cut, cut on the one go? Okay, you didn't hear that because I had you in like this, like this, you know like this. Like this is a wonderful sound. I love it. Yeah, it's exactly like this. Let me just make some notes and then draw you up. I draw you so. Okay, look at me.

24:40Okay, wait, let me just get some perspective and measurement and depth. So that's one. Job, take away exactly from your chin. Let me just mark that down. Okay, good. Smile. Put your head slightly to the side good. Okay, I just need some more perspective. Okay, good. Okay, cool. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, good. Good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay.

25:40Okay, perfect. Now let me just take down your detail. So we had a 22 measurement up top here. Mm-hmm. Good, write that down. Type that down. Feel it. I like it done. Try some lip gloss. I feel like I've been expected you as much as I could like. Yeah. Mm-hmm. It's our secret. It's our secret because you behave so well. I'm going to give you a very mini massage. But mini. Make your temperature. My head hurts so much. Half a glass. How was your day? Yeah. Yeah. I like it done nothing today and it's already... Just keep your mouth closed. Yeah.

26:40Okay, good. That's a good temperature. Let's just do some more. How about I eat myself? And then it gets you. It's it's it's it's it's it's your chest a bit. I can't eat your stomach now. Okay, I'm going to eat your stomach now. Okay, I'm going to eat your stomach now. Okay, I'm going to eat your stomach now. Okay, now I'm going to eat your cheek. And now I'm going to eat your hips. It's not me. I'm sickly. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. Where?

27:40Okay, I was going to do makeup when you... Fastlet. My head hurts so freaking much, bruh. I'm going to read you just something from the little prince to see if you're... The part of your brain that processes language and information is working. The little prince caused the desert and met with one flower. It was a flower with three petals. A flower of no account at all. Good morning, sir, the little prince. Good morning, sir, the flower. Where are the men? The flower had once seen a caravan passing. Man, she echoed. I think there were six or seven of them in existence. I saw them several years ago, but no one ever knows where to find them. The wind blows them away. They have no roots. And that makes their life very difficult. Good boys, the little prince. Good boys, the flower. The fourth planet belonged to a young standing. He has to a business man. This man was so much occupied that he did not even raise his head at the little prince's arrival. Good morning, the little prince said to him, your secret has gone out.

28:42Three and two make five. Five and seven make twelve. Twelve and three make fifteen. Good morning, fifteen and seven make twenty-two. Twenty-two and six make twenty-eight. I have a time to lie to you again, twenty-six and five. Make thirty-one for you. Then that makes five hundred and one million, six hundred and twenty-two thousand, seven hundred and thirty-one. Five hundred million watts of the little prince. He used to hear five hundred and one million. I can't stop. I have so much to do. I'm concerned with matters of consequence. I don't amuse myself with bow to dash. Five hundred and one million watts repeated the little prince. You never in his life had let go of a question. Question once he answered it. Quentin, who sounds like Miranda. Millions of those little objects he said, which one sometimes sees in the sky. I'm concerned with matters of consequence. There is no time for idle dreaming in my life. Are you mean the stars? Yes, that's it. The stars. And what do you do with five hundred million stars? Five hundred and one million, six hundred and twenty-two thousand, seven hundred and thirty-one. I'm concerned with matters of consequence. I'm accurate. And what do you do with these stars? What do I do with them? Yes, nothing.

29:42I own them. You own the stars. Yes. But I've already seen a king who can't do not own. They reign over. It is a very different matter. And what good does it do you to open stars? It does me the good of making me rich. And what good does it do you to be rich? It makes it possible for me to buy more stars if any are discovered. What is this? This is a picnic. This is a picnic. This man, the little prince, said to himself, reasons a little more, reasons a little like my poor tibler. I think a tibler is someone who's doing so long. Nevertheless, he's still had some more questions. How is it possible for one to own the stars? To whom did they belong? The businessman retorted peavishly. I don't know, to nobody. Then they belong to me because I was the first person to think of it. Is that all that is necessary? Certainly. You find a diamond that belongs to nobody. It is yours when you discover an island that belongs to nobody. It is yours. When you get an idea before anyone else, you take out a patent on it. It is yours. So with me, I own the stars because nobody else before me ever felt of owning them.

30:44And what do you do with them? I administer them. You applied the businessmen. I count them and recount them. It is difficult. I'm a man who is naturally interested in matters of consequence. The little prince was still not satisfied. If I owned a silk scarf, he said I could put it around my neck and take it away with me. If I owned a flower, I could plug that flower and take it away with me. But you cannot plug the stars from heaven. No, but I can put them in the bank. Whatever does that mean? That means I write the number of my stars on a little paper. And then I put this paper in a drawer and I lock it in a key. And that is all. That's enough. So the businessman. It is entertaining to look at little prince. It is rather poetic. But it is of no great consequence. On matters of consequence, the little prince had ideas which were very different from those of the grownups. I myself own a flower. He continued his conversation with the businessman, which I bought at every day. I own three volcanoes, which I clean out every week. For I also clean out the one that is extinct. It is of some use to my volcanoes and it is of some use to my flower that I own them. But you have no use to the stars.

31:44The businessman opened his mouth but he found nothing to say in answer. And the little prince went away. The grownups are certainly altogether extraordinary. He said talking to himself as he continued on his journey. I think I've emerged on because I know the whole sense of the book. But I think it is an extract in my London's Dunwoem client. Okay, I'll give you a quick massage to change phones because I ran out of storage. But I'm just going to give you a little massage because you just process the lot of information. And we need to massage it out of you, right? Okay, so let's just... What do we do? We can massage like... We can massage in your head. We can massage where else should I massage you there? And massage you on your chest. So let me see your chest. Good, good. Okay, where else do you want to be in massage?

32:45Look at this, look at this. Where else do you want to be massage there? Or there, or there, or there. I can massage you there. Or I can massage you there. He wants to give you a little massage. There you go, you can join in if you want. Massage you on the back of the neck. Good, good, good. Just some little thick... Okay, ready. Go. Okay, good, good, good, good. Good, good on me, on you, on you, on you. On me, on you, on you, on you, on you, on you, on you. I'm done now. This was a very stressful video to film. So, love you lots. Thank you. I'm done now. This was a very stressful video to film.

33:46So, love you lots.