Bam Adebayo Scores 83 Points, Draft Of Cliche Phrases That Are Good, And Q’s From The Sticks

All right, um, Bam ought to buy a score to 83 points, okay?

And at the end of the day, he scored him.

I called it. I told you, I told you what in the career game?

I, when, when Bam was warming up, I looked at you.

I looked at you and I said, I think he's, I think he's going to have 70.

And you said 80. Don't say yourself short.

Right. Well, and, and well, you said 80.

And I didn't, but I didn't, I didn't guess 83.

You guessed 80. You said, Bam's going to have 80 today.

And I was like, what are you?

And I always averages like 18 a game.

You're like, he's going to have 80 today.

You also were like, it's going to be the end of the game.

And they're going to be like triple team.

Like you like really, and I always thought like,

Braun, when he said, he, he guessed the, the Kobe thing.

I was like, he's lying until I did it myself.

Right. Until I did it myself.

Because I, I just, it's something came over me.

I was just watching heat wizards on a, on a Monday night.

And I said, this is one does.

Right. And I said, this is the day.

Um, listen, anybody that's saying that

anyway, anybody that had anything bad to say about it is, is, is just, you're, you're wrong.

Well, it's just like, yeah, it's, I mean, you got to, you got to put the point,

you got to put the ball in the bag.

He scored 80, that's the thing.

It's like, he scored 83 points.

He didn't, he didn't win MVP.

He didn't win.

No.

The guy that could score 83 points, which, by the way,

I think that'd be a fun draft most likely to get to score 100 points in our lifetime.

I think that'd be a fun draft.

Who would be your number one pick?

It's interesting because it's got to be like a guy that like, like, like,

like a Clay Thompson in his prime would look like a choice.

Yeah.

That's why, like, book is like, I think a pretty good choice.

He's already done up there.

Um, who would be my number one right now?

It's got to be Luke or Shay.

Shay could do, but Shay's not a three point guy.

I think Luke would probably be my, my bet.

Yeah, Luke, I, I think it will happen.

When we, like, play the minutes, when we seemed like a hater on the,

bam thing, he was like, I mean, the, the angle is just like it, like,

people saying like it diminishes it because it's bam,

but that's just your disrespect and bam, man.

I'm just saying, like, we won't see another 80 point game this year.

We probably won't see an 80 point game next year.

The only thing we probably won't see one the next year or the next year or the next year or the next year.

How many of those gangs though have the guys like shot, like, he shot like 40% from the field?

That's a little weird.

I get it was a lot of free throws.

It's like 40 something free throws.

I don't do it, but I think that this is a thing, like, at the end of Wilds game,

they were getting them points at the end of, this is not like a new thing.

That's what try to get your guy points at the end of Kobe's.

I don't know what, I haven't watched Kobe's.

I haven't watched Kobe's either, but like, I think they won by 20.

So I don't think I was thinking about the 60 point, the 60 bomb on the last game of his career.

That's a perfect example, though.

They were forcing that one, but it's a storybook ending.

Well, no, because it's like, you're like, this is, this is good.

We can do whatever we want.

Yeah. Also, they're triple teaming bam.

Yeah, the Wizards, it's like, I don't know how to handle that if I'm the Wizards.

They're trying to not let him score.

Yeah.

They're triple teaming him.

And he was scoring.

And he was still getting the ball.

Getting fouled, getting to the line.

That was crazy, man.

It's more just like if you're them, like, you're embarrassed that you're giving up 80 to a guy.

It's just really don't want that to, you really don't want that on your resume.

You know, it's crazy, too.

It's like, that's like going to be by far the biggest game of the year for the Wizards.

It's a tough guy.

Wizards, by the way, next year, I've said it.

It's not going to happen, but my, my dark horse team for LeBron.

The Wiz, to do the one thing, you have AD.

He likes AD.

He likes Trey.

Yeah.

They would just be bad.

They would be incredible.

LeBron, Trey, AD.

But you're just adding bronze to that team that's already bad.

Yeah, but they're not playing Trey or AD.

I guess that's true.

I don't think they've even played a minute.

AD's hurt. What's up with Trey?

I think...

No, Trey played.

I've seen Trey play.

You definitely wasn't playing yesterday.

I've seen him play for the Wiz.

I don't know if did he get hurt?

Was he playing yesterday?

It's the situation where it's like,

if you have 20 games left and you...

Yeah, you're tankin'.

And you can be the last place team,

just don't play anybody.

Yeah, he played, he played in something.

Well?

Always.

I mean, I think next year, they'd be great with bronze.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Bam out of bio, 83rd points.

I think I love it.

I think...

I like the tweet.

Well, me, Kobe.

Because that's the fucking truth.

That's the list.

So what do you...

What?

It's also like, you scored 83.

Would you tweet, will it, me, Kobe?

Dude, I would talk about it every day.

And he should for the rest of his life.

He should talk about it every single day.

Because it's not 83 and reckless, either.

It's 83 in the NBA.

So dope.

Dude, but a couple of years ago,

I mean, obviously the league has changed a little bit.

That's why I do think the hundreds are gonna happen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was watching...

I think I got second all-time points

in that game, too, for the Wizard or the Heat franchise.

I was watching a little run back.

I was kind of trying to go back into bronze,

like, final run.

It's really fun to go through his career.

Like, before he had won one with the Mavs,

he had a bad, a bad final.

All those final scores were, like, in the 80s.

That's so weird.

Like, it was 89, 86.

Because that was, like, final shot.

Let's play off ball.

But I, like, like, BAM, put up,

like, honestly, a couple of years ago,

that would have been all of his teams points.

How much do you think that rose his average?

Because I saw a question.

I looked yesterday.

I'll give you 20 bucks if you get...

No, I won't.

Do you know?

No, because I looked at him yesterday,

he was 18.4 a game, I think.

So I was like...

That's way...

I would have guessed 24.

But that makes it even crazier, you know?

Yeah.

So let's take a look here.

What do you think?

It's just math at the end of the day.

But...

So it's been how many games?

But how many maybe these games?

He's probably sat 10, so...

Okay, I have the answer.

I think it raised him...

I'd say it's, like, way less than you would think.

It raised him one point.

Now he's...

He's...

You're close.

He had 20 points again now.

I mean, that is...

Right.

How about that fucking improvement, though?

It's a great...

That's a lot of dopamine right there.

Yeah, 18.4 to 20, man.

So yeah, he's 20 and...

He's almost 20 and 10 now.

And...

But also, like, double, double.

He shot 40 whatever free throws,

43 free throws.

He made 39 of it.

Great free throw shooter.

There's so many things that he had to do.

Yeah.

And he played all those fucking minutes.

It's cool, his...

Him and his partner now are the...

She's the high score in the WNBI or something.

Oh, really?

Something like that.

Yeah, she's like 50 or something.

Pretty bad.

Their kid will be the greatest of all time.

I was thinking that.

Oh, my God.

That's, I mean, that's as good as it gets.

I literally...

Just think of like, we're like kind of athletic

and it's like, if you marry like a...

If you end up marrying like a pretty athletic girl,

because Sarah's pretty athletic, she's just kind of small.

It's like, we're like, they'll be a pretty good athlete.

Dude, bam and her.

I wouldn't be mad at all if the nuggets just spent...

Like, if we...

Oh, it would be...

Well, no, once we're rebuilding...

Like, and Yoke's gone.

And if they have a kid like we...

And the kids like three years old,

we just spend a first round around them.

I don't hate it.

I mean, one is three.

Or just like when he's a newborn or like,

I just spend it and you're gonna,

you're gonna thank yourself later.

Yeah, and it's like, that'll probably hit.

And then maybe it'll miss.

Like, maybe, maybe.

It's like, like, I think people would have

drafted Bronnie or Bryce out the womb.

And they're, they're ambient ones.

Bronnie's in the ambient.

Bryce is gonna do it.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah.

So what we got, MVLV Rook Confession.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just some...

Oh, also we're gonna slap the...

We had a bunch of shit happen last pod camera issue,

audio issue, I guess.

I don't really know what's going on, but we're fixed.

I mean, I guess we're fit.

We're gonna slap now.

But now it's nice.

I got the waves.

I had a weird thing going on logic where I couldn't see the...

The bumps.

Now I could see him.

So I'll know if anything happens.

But we're gonna slap the draft

because he was, he showed up late.

So I'm gonna slap him.

And then we're gonna put the draft at the end.

But it's gonna be audio only.

Because we, one of the cameras just...

And listen, let us know if this happens again.

It'll probably happen again.

Do you want an audio only?

Do you want an audio only?

I mean, I think...

Because the majority of our listeners are audio only.

If you think about it that way.

If you crunch the numbers.

But it's like, look, man, we're very one-dimensional here.

No producer, okay?

And we're just...

We're not tech guys, so it's like,

this will happen one out of 20.

So let us know if they probably want audio only.

I guess.

Maybe we can illustrate it.

Like we can draw it.

Like a flip book.

That'd work.

All right.

You can kick it off.

Go ahead.

MV.

I mean, we just went on a show.

And I already gave my MV.

MV and LV.

But not a blast on that show.

Yeah, me too.

It's a sport of life pod.

Most valuable content.

Oh yeah.

I'll have to send it to Dalton.

Can you just show me on?

I will.

And we'll pop this on the screen.

I must have saved some...

Is it, like I said,

the kind of hydraulic press vibes

in terms of satisfaction?

Yeah.

It's obviously different content.

Yeah, I would say that's kind of the vibe.

AI, Apple construction.

Like that's the rush you get.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Hard to find.

Should I be excited?

Yeah, it's kind of like this.

You see how this is not real.

Okay.

So you got like an iPhone.

And also like, by the way,

like I'm pretty sure the first couple of ones I watched

I was like, that's real.

I would have thought this was real.

Right?

I just like that Apple bathroom.

They're just making like an iPhone.

iPhone bathroom?

What do I feel like it's a bathroom?

Oh, little pool.

Holy shit.

Right?

It's a hot tub, I think.

Also, low key ski.

iPhone, like, oh!

Yeah.

Also though, like low key.

How incredible is that?

Incredible.

And these are like good design ideas.

Yeah, I mean, you'll always have that at Apple.

You'll always have, like, you could always find a couple of things.

It'll, I like the, the underground bunkers.

Yeah.

But then they'll go underground.

Then it'll be like, you just,

how'd you get there or, you know?

Yeah, and you're like, this can't.

This didn't happen.

You just couldn't have.

I would have believed that one.

I do.

I mean, I think a lot, why wouldn't you?

So what?

So when does, so when are you watching most?

So like, I don't know.

It pops up and then you're watching it.

I don't, when are you watching anything?

It's a good point.

It's almost a scary point.

Yeah.

Because you're just fucking, you know what?

It happens a lot if I'm like putting a note in my phone.

Maybe like checking a stat and putting it in.

And then I just, I just look up and I'm like,

oh, dude, where am I?

For us, I feel like almost especially.

But also everybody in the world is like this.

But like, so our job is on social.

Yeah, you're, you're checking the posts that we just,

we put up a post like every fucking hour.

And that's what I feel like I'm looking at.

But then it's like, I'm lying if I say that.

No, you do look at that.

But then you're like, I'm here.

I'll do one in that contraction video.

And then an hour later, I've done a million of them.

Let's look like, what is Nick Wright saying about that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What is this guy doing?

Yeah.

So often, we've said this before.

It's like, I'll find myself eight videos deep in something.

I'm like, trying to get to the bottom of it.

It's like, I don't even know these people.

It's like a drama going on.

And then I'm like learning about it.

You down the rabbit hole, man.

In some ways, I think it's making me like more knowledgeable.

I don't think that anybody's ever had that take.

I think it's making you more knowledgeable of like culture, probably.

Yeah.

I think, which is, I think important.

Like I think I know everything.

It's not making it smarter.

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It's just, but it's making, but like, being aware of fucking like Jamie Foxx's daughter's

beef with another girl.

That's the type of shit I know.

But that's like good.

That's not bad to know.

I don't, I mean, I know a lot about a, I know a little about a lot.

Yeah.

It's like you can go that way, or you can go the way of just like, yeah.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

I thought I could kind of get that kind of.

Kind of.

I was saying you could spend your time like getting knowledge on that, or like how it's

saying like I watch to catch up video, like, or you could, I kind of like just one

of that stuff.

I love that stuff.

Random shit.

That was dope when he said that because like, I've only started doing that recently, and

I was like, this is, this is why you do it.

Like I had catch up all knowledge.

And a lot of times people like to, to like know these stats.

Yeah.

Have I, I guess I gave it like a rookie or something.

I got to send you the channels that they have the videos.

It's so fun.

Oh, it's great.

Yeah.

Um, okay.

MV for me.

I'm just going most viable show, uh, family guy.

It's, they got new epis by the way.

And you're like, I'm jealous that you probably have like seven untouched epis right now.

Really?

Yeah.

They have a new season going.

It's just, it's, it's just right up our alley, man.

It's so funny.

It feels like a really good meal episode.

Yeah.

20 minutes.

Yeah.

It's a great meal episode.

Like, I'll give you a funny example.

Like, Peter, there's, I don't know how it happened, but like he just like had boobs.

Good.

Yeah.

He just had boobs.

And then, but like the bit was like, he was like, I, he was like, they were like, Peter,

why are you like showing your cleavage?

He's like, uh, because I use it to flirt with the guys at the ice cream shop.

Right.

And then it ends.

It's the end of the show.

It like comes back to it.

And he's like, looking at a lollipop.

You see like Peter like flirting with dudes.

That's good.

It's so funny, dude.

And I don't, I haven't watched the show at all, but I've seen again, not family guys.

You've definitely seen these clips of how long it takes.

I was about to say that.

Is that what you're talking about?

No.

Okay.

I'll inform you in a second.

That, yes.

That he misspoke.

Had to have.

No.

Go on that one.

No, because that actually, they actually said that in a episode too.

He said it takes like up to 18 months for one episode.

The animation, which I think is true.

That can't be true.

I mean, that's, he said it on a pod.

But there's like a thousand episodes out.

I know, but it does make sense in the sense of-

That would be-

That would be-

It does make sense in the sense of it's only maybe once a year that we get a new season.

But that would be 1500 years for a thousand episodes.

For-

No, but I think they're working on them like all at once.

So there's-

I think he meant to say a season takes about 18 months.

Maybe.

I'm not sure, but that's just what he said.

And then they said it on it.

They were like, it takes his fucking cartoon 18 months to get done.

Like they did like a break the fourth wall thing.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't animate.

So I couldn't tell you.

Where are you going to say that?

I'll smoke.

Oh, he missed smoke.

What were you going to say?

Oh.

There's a Ted TV show and apparently it's like the best thing ever.

I've been-

I've seen it a couple of times and I keep being like, I gotta tell Zach about it.

I mean, it's-

I-

The reviews, like I've seen people talk about it on TikTok say like, it's like family

guy but better and like-

I mean, Ted, we've said it's like that's one of my favorite movie series ever.

Probably my favorite comedy movie.

And that was like a really like if I would have bet I would have been like this is going

to-

It's going to be bad.

This show.

Yeah.

And it's-

It's actually good, man.

Holy shit.

I really want to tap in.

I think we're cut-

We've been off like comedy like that for so long that we'll be like fucking comedy like

that's good.

Well, that's like right up our alley.

Right up our alley.

Yeah.

Uh, but yeah, family guy's great.

I don't have an LV.

Okay.

My LV is-

I-

Right.

I'm scraping up the whip.

So it's-

So when it happens-

Oh yeah, you do have a tight spot when you go where Sarah right behind Sarah.

That's a tight spot.

Well, I'll go.

I'll go.

And probably the other guy parks on this side.

That's not your spot.

Hey, man.

It's not a spot.

So that's why-

And that's why you have a tight fit.

He's parking in the wrong spot.

Where is he supposed to park?

I think he's supposed to be pulled all the way in as his spot.

So then you would have what you wouldn't have to have to worry about the left side.

Hmm.

I don't remember exactly the logistics, but Sarah knows it's not his spot.

Well, first of all, just the angles to get out.

I'll do it eight-point turn.

I'll do-

Yeah.

I just-

I think there's a lot of wasted movement in there.

You'll get fluid.

I'm-

That isn't as easy for me now.

It is easy, but it's also like-

I think I-

It's requiring five points regardless.

Yeah.

I think-

I got-

I got some tips for you.

Okay.

I would-

You put your ass to the gate.

Put your ass to the gate, then come this way, then flip, flip.

Go- come out.

I know your ass is hard.

You do a complete-

You do a complete 360.

Because it's way faster.

Wow.

It's only like three points.

Try it today.

You'll- you'll thank me later.

Ask to the gate.

Ask to the gate.

Just say, you know what?

You got me.

I'm not going to- I'm not going to 180 it.

This feels like when lightning learned to like-

steer into the turn.

Yeah.

It's a little bit like that.

You kind of- you go the other way and you kind of just drift.

Yeah, because think of it.

You exactly go ass, right?

And then you go-

And then you go face.

And then you can just do this.

And you're out.

So true.

So yeah.

Try that.

So you go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Yeah.

So you've been scraping your car?

I did it.

I've done it like twice.

And it's like I- I just-

On wall?

Or I've done it on wall.

It just feels like I know the distance.

Yeah.

And then I'll-

I'll- I'll watch it happen.

Uh-huh.

I'm like, I'm good.

I'm good.

No ding.

No-no ding.

No beef.

No beef.

No beef.

Ref has to call that.

Yeah.

Like you're calling it when I'm about to hit a car in front of me.

Car behind me.

Correcting me half the time.

All the time.

I'm like, listen, if you're not going to ding me, then I'm not-

I'm going to keep going.

I could- it looks like I'm good.

And then it's like, if you're going to fuck up on the false-

the false things, that's fine.

I don't trust you.

I don't trust you.

Ding me when I'm going to hit a wall, then.

Mm-hmm.

So it's the right side wall.

That you're scraping.

It's, um, yeah.

I've done a couple where like I-

I pull into the little nook and cranny over there.

Yeah.

At some point, or you're like, this isn't worth it anymore.

Or you like it way more than the street.

I like it way more than the street.

It's now you just pop right up.

Yeah.

But there's a little nook and cranny.

Oh, you park in one of the nook and cranny?

I didn't park there, but this one I'm saying where it's like, I am-

Yeah.

I go out, I come back into the nook and cranny.

Don't- you don't want to be pulling out in a nook, Sven.

Well, you-

That's what I'm saying.

Like, I pull-

By the way.

I think all times that I've scraped, it was because of the nook and cranny.

That makes sense, because my first time going in, we used, by the way,

we used to park in the nook and cranny.

They used to be my spot.

Yikes.

My first time-

Come on.

I moved here.

It took me like 30 minutes.

I was pissed.

And then I scraped my car.

But then after like, Zach, after like 10 efforts, I just-

I did it probably a hundred times.

No, it was easy.

No cranny.

In that nook.

In that nook.

I kind of-

I live in a nook.

Yeah, you do.

But once you get it down, you get it down.

The first time-

I also think it's a fucking terrible parking spot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But I also think the more you live in a parking spot, the more you-

It almost feels like the pole is going to be a little bit more lenient with you.

And it is.

Like there's-

I have seen-

It's weird.

Your pole goes like-

By the way, have you seen it?

It goes like this.

No, he goes like this.

I know.

Yes, he goes.

Right.

And I appreciate that.

But that was not always like that.

Really creep.

It was not always like that.

Because I-

There's been no you.

There's some-

Yeah, I wouldn't bend over for a guy I don't know either.

Speak for yourself.

Oh, fun.

What did you say?

Nothing.

Interesting.

Well, that's an interesting-

I don't know why I said that.

That's okay.

That's all good.

That.

All right.

All right.

I'll get into my-

Rook.

Rook's key.

Cool, cool, cool.

Rooky is going to be-

So I've got a good-

I've got good melatonin going on now.

Oh, nice.

How the dreams?

Normal?

I mean, it's-

I'm a little worried.

I've solved it.

You're like, I slept like 18 hours.

Yeah.

So is that good?

Well, I didn't sleep at 18 hours.

I slept at 10.

I exaggerated, but-

That is 10.

Are you conscious?

Or are you unconscious?

I wasn't even on melatonin for that.

Oh, that's good, then.

I-

But I realized-

Honestly, when I slept at that 10,

I realized that I think all the other nights,

I just like really get bad.

I kind of get-

Like two hours.

It's really like a couple naps.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's not good.

Not good at all.

Do you get a phone?

No.

I'm just-

I just like wake up like maybe piss

and then like, I can't go back to bed.

Yeah.

But I want to.

Goddamn it, I want to.

So then you like, you take a 30 minute nap at four.

And then yeah, wake back up kind of as hang.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then I was like, I gotta get this.

I gotta get this sorted.

So I got good melatonin.

The reason I'm having weird dreams,

or you have weird dreams,

because you got like,

store brand melatonin,

that tastes really good.

So that-

That does something to your dreams?

I think it's not good melatonin.

Because they're make it-

They're focused on taste.

And that's not what we need to be focused on.

No.

Because I have what we need to be focused on.

I got little ones there.

It's only like two milligrams of melatonin.

And it doesn't even taste good.

How many MJ's is store bought?

Mine are like-

I've seen some that are like 10.

I've seen some that are 5.

Either way, I'll take a couple of the 2.5's.

Yeah.

But I'm back.

I'm back on it.

So you're doing it,

and your dreams are normal,

and you're just fine?

I mean, so far.

I should get on it.

So far, it's going well.

That's good.

And then I'll be-

I'll rely on it.

Yep.

And then kind of get addicted,

you're trying it off,

you're moving off,

and you'll look,

your mood will be off for a month,

and then you'll maybe turn to alcohol.

But for now, it's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My rookie is Fortnite.

Yeah.

It'll probably fizzle.

I'll probably never play again.

But I'd be lying if this morning.

I was like,

Parker's kind of getting ready.

I don't have the studio available yet,

and I was like,

maybe I'll hop on Fortnite.

I'd be lying if I told you I didn't consider that.

Wait, so you had fun?

Yeah.

Yeah, actually, yeah.

Okay.

But I don't know how to play,

but I could just,

I really see the vision of like,

if I could,

if I could pop a guy,

I couldn't shoot.

Yeah, that's one thing I can't even believe

that you enjoyed it.

I think I was hammered first time.

Yeah, true.

Which we did a million times.

We're not going to tell you the result.

Should we even tell him what I had to do?

Yeah.

It's one.

It was one-

To win Fortnite.

To run two miles, drink three beers,

make four 25-foot-putts all in one hour.

It's a good video.

Good video.

Also, you could almost give a rookie a beers.

Yeah.

That was fun.

I'm like,

that was fun, man.

And you were on the micalobe.

Keep it light.

It's not.

And like, I really,

I really judge it

on if it's attainable based on like the next morning.

It's like,

I worked out at 715.

So like,

and I hammered five beers on it

because we went to a thing

and I just kind of kept going with the beer.

Do you hear him hammered five more beers?

No, five beers on the day.

Two beers on top of the day.

So I did three, yeah.

And then I had two.

So five total.

And I felt like a million beans.

Yeah.

I mean, that's all you can ask for out of a bit.

And it's refreshing, man.

Do you like it?

I'm getting there.

Good.

Good for you.

Because I, yeah.

Do I like the taste?

I don't know.

The question is,

was it more of a Fortnite

or a beer situation?

Who was carrying?

Who was carrying?

Like,

Oh, got to be the beard.

Got to be the beard.

Yeah.

Not both.

I just think if I could learn to shoot

and I could kill some guys,

I would play law for it.

Like, I would like playing for it with you.

So what, you just,

you like play with your boys?

I mean, I have not played Fortnite in set out Goza.

Like, you get on and you're like a team.

Yeah.

It's a good time.

It's a good time.

Yeah.

Really fun.

It's good stuff.

My confession is like,

like, really ran into traffic in those dangerous.

I showed you that, right?

No, I didn't see the footage.

Let me show you.

Let me show you.

I actually am excited to see some of your footage.

I felt, actually,

we would kind of just see you every now and again.

Yeah.

I almost could have given a rookie by the way

to running outside.

Yeah.

That was so fun.

And I felt so good.

I felt as a runner that you don't run outside.

It's more of like,

I just feel a little self-conscious,

like running,

like on a busy road.

I'm like,

are people going to see me and show you?

The shades that I was in disguise.

I think.

And you could just,

and I'm just running on the street.

Like, it's like,

you run away.

Yeah.

I think anybody could run.

Anybody could run.

Yeah.

I think anybody could run.

You know, it's like,

you just, you see him for a second.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like Drake could low-key run.

Gunna.

Gunna was running.

Yeah.

Gunna was running.

All right.

Here we go.

So we'll pop this on the screen.

I felt self-conscious,

because I was like,

like, I don't think I look like a homeless guy,

so I think I'm good.

But I was like,

I'm doing what some homeless people do

and they kind of walk in the street.

Like, I was kind of doing that, dude.

So here we go.

Oh, wow.

Because I couldn't,

like, the light just,

I couldn't get across.

I was like, I don't have to do this much.

I couldn't get across.

So I thought here I was like,

there's no cars left.

Cross right here.

And listen,

when am I doing anxious?

I go,

it's when I was anxious to watch.

So now I get across.

I'm like, I am fucked.

It's dangerous.

It's very dangerous.

Yeah, you are too.

You are too.

Listen to this.

Let's try to act casual.

There's nothing casual about it.

Look, dude, I'm in the row.

Fuck.

And then I just got blessed by God

that there is nobody here.

I'm so shocked.

That was dangerous as fuck.

I'm shocked.

And then there's a little hot right there.

Yeah.

I miss Reddit.

Well, I'm just shocked that you didn't get, like,

honked at or, like, nothing.

Like, normally people are really mean on the road.

Yeah.

But also, I was in the row.

I was like, get out.

Yeah, so that would be fair.

That was really,

when I was out there, I was like, I'm fucked.

You got it done instead.

I did get it done.

So that was my confession.

What's your confession?

SGA is good.

Unfortunately, he's really good.

Like, there's just no, I honestly get to a point.

It's like, you, you, I was like, he is going to make this shot.

And then they got the ball back up.

Like, he's going to make it again.

And then he makes it.

But I don't think he's ever missed a mid-range.

But it, I don't even think it was like that last year, necessarily.

Obviously it was, like, they beat us.

And I mean, I think he's that big.

But he's, he's definitely better this year.

And that, that play was like, shame peak vintage.

That's a career moment.

It was like seven seconds.

It kind of felt like, like, you give Steph the ball or like,

you give, like, patty my home to the ball with two minutes.

I'm like, he's going to just,

I know that because it was like, when we scored,

what yoke hit the three?

Well, we were, by the way, crazy game.

Down to four.

Four point play.

Really, really terrible job by the thunder there.

Tied with seven seconds.

I'm like, we're just going to lose.

Yeah, I was, that's what I was like.

It's tied up.

Like, we're fucking giving the ball back to Shay right now.

And you got, you got a really tough look.

And it's like, not even what he does.

Like, shoot three.

Well, he's just, he's just a winner.

He's good.

He's good.

That's the first time I've looked at him like that too,

where it's like, I understand the MVP thing.

Yeah.

But you don't think it was like that last year.

I mean, last year was like the, the numbies.

Yeah.

Are insane.

And then MVP just gets so weird.

Because then like, if he does this same thing next year,

the thunder are a 70 win team.

He won't win.

Yeah.

And then it's like, and you're like, why?

It's just, it doesn't make any sense.

Yeah.

But like, it's like, yeah.

For Yoke to win a fourth, he has to be like,

he would have to go 38, 15 and 12.

You know what?

You'd be undeniable.

You know what I'd like is a ball and door.

Didn't Messy and Naldor just go back and forth.

Yes.

So that is the only accurate one.

Like, so they'll have a guy just the same guy's win

for 10 years in a row, right?

Yes.

That's fucking awesome.

Like Yamal will have eight in a row.

If he's the best player ever here.

So how to, so what's different there?

They just, they just vote accurately, I guess?

I think they're, yeah, it shouldn't be voter fatigue ever.

No.

I don't, I think the issue too, we just have like a panel.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Yeah.

I don't, I don't know.

That's fine though.

Let me give you a stat of the day.

Okay.

This one you could like, definitely get.

Because you know, you fucking know the iPhone number.

17.

No.

So you know, we did how many active iPhone users are there the other day?

1.5 billion.

So like, now we're going to do Android.

And like, you fucking have a shot.

Because you know, Android, what even is Android really?

I couldn't tell you, man.

That's, it's like, could I do like Samsung?

You have Samsung.

Because Samsung, by the way, I think like they have a case

for like that phone's way better.

Oh, yeah.

Have you seen some like the commercials and shit?

I think they, you can flip it open.

It's, I mean, it's, it's, it seems like it's like a, it's, you know what it seems like?

It's like, people would be like Nike running shoes.

Yeah.

Our ass and then like fucking A6 are like insanely better.

Yeah.

For like, on cloud.

Yeah.

Which probably, they probably are better for running.

But Nike's look cool.

Same thing with the iPhone.

Yeah.

I don't want to have a Samsung.

Um, okay.

I mean, I have an answer for this.

Because I'm not.

Yeah.

And then I'll tell you the Android stat that I saw.

I mean, it has to, it has to be less than the iPhone.

Okay.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Because iPhone Apple is the biggest company in the world.

So the stat of the data be clear is how many Samsung users in the world?

It's going to be 800 million.

1.033 billion.

Oh, it's close.

And then I don't know if Android is like a part of that.

Yeah.

I think Android has over 3.5 billion active users.

What?

And then I like triple check that every single one of these is like,

and it's like Android is 68%.

Let's just look up Android.

There are 3.3 billion Android users.

3.9 to 4.5.

Everyone's saying that.

Bob said an Android back in the day.

I think it was gross.

But I remember it was like, okay.

I missed the Blackberry days, man.

So Android, I don't really care.

I guess I don't even know.

Is it an Android?

I'm looking up Android that I'm getting Google Pixel.

Is Android like kind of how like iPhone is like iOS?

Yeah, it must be that.

It must be that.

I don't even know.

I do not know.

But it looks like Android.

I guess Android beats Apple, then.

I don't know.

Yeah, but I think they're getting a blanket.

Like, I don't think it's like this is the Android.

I think that's like just a Samsung phone.

Pull up that guy.

Pull up that green guy.

I mean, this guy's famous, dude.

I don't think that yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like he that guy.

He's everywhere.

I saw him on, I just saw him on two bears.

One cave or something.

Really?

With the Android.

This guy.

He's funny.

Makes English.

Really?

He doesn't have a translator.

I feel like I've seen some post game stuff with Android.

He's always been able to do it.

It's like it's like a.

He didn't want to.

Yeah, but it's like broken English, but he speaks very well.

Very.

That's very.

Very much.

Shout out to the Android man.

So if you want to check out that happy audience on two bears,

and it's Android.

Cool.

He's on there.

Yeah.

Cool.

Very cool.

So we're going to slap the draft at the answer.

We do cues here.

Let's do cues.

Yeah, I guess we don't even have cues from the last one, huh?

Yeah, I think that that's when we lost a mic.

Let's pop in some cues.

Let's pop in some cues.

Breadstick, George.

I think you know a little bit about this situation.

I feel like you're pretty tapped into like the letter of politics space.

Yeah.

I mean, I.

And we don't have to be let politics.

I don't want to associate myself that much.

Well, you're not associating yourself with a party in letter politics.

I know.

I just.

I don't even want to be in the game at all.

I'm not saying here it's not this.

It's just so dangerous now.

You read the paper.

I know.

I'm just saying like letter politics or just I tend to steer clear.

Because it's like you'll say something that you think is totally fine, but to be like, oh,

but that's wrong.

Well, that's offensive because of this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I guess I mean, I can listen to the question from G.O.

I'm just saying educate us on the situation.

Be like, I'll do my best.

Just be a reporter.

But I got to save my eye.

I got to look out for my own family.

Okay.

I can't prove it.

He said, but I know that our pay-o out of his pocket for his role in mirror.

Just so they could budget a third R.

Because it's like you could just say mirror, right?

But it's a mirrorer.

Just so they could budget a third R.

Absolutely no need for the last two Ls on that W.

What was the LW thing?

What happened on the LW thing?

I'm going to be honest with you.

The LW thing was all made to sense.

We were doing mirror stuff.

And then absolutely no need for the last two Ls on that W.

Okay.

I don't know.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Is he speaking, I think he's speaking in tongues.

So this is all a lot of people do this in the alphabet game.

Why?

Because again, I don't know what it means.

Well, the people that know.

If you know, you know.

So do you want to say something back to them in tongues?

It's like clicking in the L.

The L goes in the R and they go.

That meant something?

To him.

Yeah.

Okay.

So the mirror thing, how did that?

Yeah.

Because you don't need that LR on the back.

Yeah.

I mean, I think it's a mind.

Listen, at the end of the day, like letter politics, you can get into it as much as you want to get into it then.

It comes down to money.

It does.

It comes down to how many letters can we sell?

How many?

Like, you know, a lot of these letter agents are like, can we just, can we shoehorn three letters on the back of this?

I'll say this.

I might get canceled for this, but like, for example, I think that B should be kicked out of debt.

I don't think you're gonna get canceled for that, but I think that you've picked a side.

I'll say that.

That B does not belong in that word.

Are you guys, are we being just like blind to the fact that we put a B in that word?

What are we doing?

I'll do you one better.

How the fuck am I supposed to know that the P is silent and received?

Where did you come from received?

Received.

It's a receipt.

It's a receipt.

And also, how, if I, if I'm just learning the language, how do you expect me not to say received?

You seen that video where they're not trying to learn.

No.

And it's like, it's like, it's like that.

Like they're like, okay, it's like, pass, press, pull, receipt.

Dude, I bet you there's people that learn English.

It's my saver.

And they say received.

And then somebody giggles and you're like, no, it's, you're wrong.

There's a giggling is wrong.

The P makes a P.

Yeah.

I agree, man.

I think I, I think it's really, really fucked.

And I think it's money.

I think you're right.

It's money and greed and power.

Yeah.

Because that, guess what?

Death is in websters.

Like we could, we're just like hooting and hollering.

Yeah.

They have it in websters over us.

And then you throw an eye in there.

And then the B, the B starts making noise again.

Yeah.

It doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't make sense.

Mason said, uh, and let me know.

No, I'd be, I think we have been looking into this actually.

Are you guys looking for a place to live in Lexington?

Kentucky.

Next year.

We've been like, been talking about this.

I know a place if you're interested.

Too bad, too bad.

One ghost.

For only a one K a month.

Yeah.

It's kind of either Denver, LA or Lexington.

Those are kind of the big three.

Too bad, too bad.

So I'll pass.

I'm going to pass.

I just don't like, I've done it before I split with a ghost.

And it just, do they, do they pay?

Do they pay or not?

That's what it is.

And because they're fine in the room because they don't, they take up zero space.

I've just had a lot of ghosts that say they're going to pay.

And then when the rent, when the rent comes due.

Well, they'll do a thing where it's like, I know where to be found.

Yeah.

And they'll do like, they'll be like, I just got screwed over out of like this job.

So like, I can't, and they make it where it's like, if you, you have to just be like, okay, I understand.

And they're right.

It's always, they're always in between a scaring gig.

They're always in between.

Yeah.

They've got something big coming up for Halloween.

But it never comes around, man.

It never comes around.

I just can't do the ghost thing.

If you want to kick the ghost out, I'll do it.

So you do two bed, two bath, just not one ghost?

Because two bed, two bath becomes, you have one bed, one bath, and then the other two rooms like, it's kind of like haunted.

The ghosts tend to sleep on the floor, I think.

I know, but they like to haunt.

I don't want haunting.

I don't, I'm just saying it's totally fine if maybe it was three bed, three bath.

So you just let the ghosts at least, you haunt those, you have your own bathroom.

Honestly, you could take the master.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you just do your own business over there.

The haunting business and stuff.

Yeah, but I just don't, I don't know.

They also like, I've noticed, I don't know if this is because I've had a couple ghosts.

This might just be the ghost.

They like, don't like do the dishes.

Oh, my dear.

You're dead.

Yeah.

They're just be piles and piles of.

So that was just my, well, we didn't have a lot of dishes.

Got it.

The ghost just kind of seems like a lazy, well, he was, yeah, he was lazy.

Yeah.

He was just kind of sloppy, but I guess I was just my ghost.

Yeah.

Good evening, mom and dad.

This is from Jake Adams.

He said, got a new segment for the pod.

The idea is I give a weird stat and someone attempts to guess it.

We should, how have we never thought of something like a good idea?

Like a stat of the day or something.

Loser, it's a hot chip or a toe stop just thinking off dome.

What is the longest stand-up comedy show ever performed?

Good question.

If you guess this, the hour amount, you can punch me in the balls.

I mean, here's the thing.

It's got to be, like, it's going to be a ridiculous number.

But also, like, what is it?

By, at some point, you got, you run out of things to say.

Yeah, unless you're really, really in a crowd work.

Yeah, that's got to work.

Some point, like, you're going to crowd work everybody there.

You're going to crowd, but that's kind of fun.

I'm like, I'm not me.

Nobody's saying you're not me.

Crowd work me.

Crowd work me.

I bet he did get everybody.

I'm going to say 32 hours.

Good guess.

Really good guess.

40 hours and eight minutes.

Who was it?

He didn't give it.

You got to give it.

You have to give the guy.

I was like, was he just eating on stage?

Was he asleep on stage?

I need some information there.

It's in Guinness.

Longest individual stand-up comedy show.

Benny Alboas.

He does that funny.

That's funny.

Awesome.

He's funny.

Benny Alboas.

What a good name.

That's good.

I don't want to say already.

I'd buy a ticket to see Benny Alboas.

Benny Alboas.

Here he is.

I mean, Benny looks funny, dude.

He's got in the right in the orange.

Yeah.

Funny guy.

Okay.

So that's that.

And then I think he'd give one other stat.

Longest distance cycling backwards while playing the violin.

So Zach had this record for, like, a year and it got broken.

Were you pissed when he broke it?

No.

It's kind of, I see it like a...

Passing ring.

Passing the torch.

So you just...

Nothing moves back.

Nothing moves back, man.

I couldn't do it better than this guy.

What is it?

Backwards unicycling?

You know what it is.

Longest distance cycling backwards are playing the violin.

You know what it is.

I don't know why.

Oh, yeah.

Four miles.

37 miles.

Wow.

Or 60 kilometers from my fellow Nadiens.

That was very thoughtful.

37 miles backwards playing the violin.

I wonder what it is.

Cycling backwards, what does it even mean?

I think you're, like, maybe like on a uni.

I don't know how you go backwards.

It's just cycling...

Yeah, I don't know how you go backwards either.

Because how do you cycle backwards?

Hold on.

Because we're going to go backwards on a bike.

It's just like the change.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm saying.

Biking.

Oh, maybe...

I don't know.

I don't fucking know.

Yeah, I don't know either.

Fastest time to read to be or not to be.

And this is a 23.8 second.

So maybe 23.8.

0.238, maybe.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

Slow down.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

To be or not to be.

That's time, each other.

Ready?

Yeah.

Hold on.

Ready.

Set.

To be or not to be.

You almost got it.

0.11.

One more.

To be or not to be.

Point to it.

All right, ready?

To be it or to be?

Point to be.

It's better to time yourself.

Time yourself.

To be it or to be?

Do you time yourself?

I mean, I just, I have the, I have the pitch clock running.

Do it on go.

Ready?

Set.

To be it or to be?

Oh, you took one second.

No, I didn't.

Ready.

Set.

To be it or to be?

Point to be.

To be it or to be?

Ready.

Set.

To be it or to be?

Fuck.

To be it or to be?

That was good.

That was nice.

That's, that's crazy.

If that's actually a guess where record we should beat that for a video.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like I actually beat that.

Got to get somebody around.

Yeah.

Roman Immersal cools hell until after a hundred.

I love Danny Jansen.

Who's Danny Jansen?

Danny Jansen.

Sounds like a, sounds like a BMX.

Danny Jansen is an American professional baseball catcher for the Rangers.

Cool.

So it wonderfully goes by DJ.

I assume he's got to.

You have to.

And you have to be a DJ on the side.

Yeah.

You can do catching during the day.

You got a DJ on that.

You have to.

We got Eric Bredso.

This is just an interesting one.

He said, would you rather never be able to use a towel again or be able to use a towel,

but not know how to use it?

You also never figure out how to use it.

I mean, you just be like, I guess I would rather use it.

Like I would rather have the option.

No, you know what?

It's that they're never be able to use a towel.

I think a lot of people don't know.

It's very confusing.

It's a tough, it's definitely like a tough mechanism, but I would say.

Especially if it's like rolled up.

You're like, is this a throwing towel?

Yeah.

Right.

It would be more frustrating to have the towel available and not be able to use it.

Because you would see people like, you have towels in the shower and you,

and you'd know that that's what culture does.

And you'll hear about how people know how to use their towel.

And you'll hear about how people love a nice dry towel.

And they're like, yeah, I'm on the phone right now, but I'm drying off one second.

And you're like, how the fuck are you doing?

Yeah, because I have the same thing.

I just can't, I can't, yeah, I can't put, I can't put it all together.

It's a good question.

I think I'd go no towel either.

And also you could fucking, anything could be a towel.

Sometimes I only have dry.

You really?

Yeah, that's, that's a really.

So you'll wet the tea.

Sarah, Sarah's said to me like, you don't fully dry off.

Like maybe if I'm going to bed, I'm just saying.

You just like throw a big shirt on.

I'll just throw a big shirt on and it kind of like drives me.

Because anything can be a towel.

That's what I'm saying.

Well, the bed at that point is the towel.

The bed can be the towel.

There's plenty of fucking towel.

Fucking wash the sheets.

Yeah, you know, and we wash them a lot.

Yeah.

With a chick now.

So like, and chicks be washing shit all the time.

And I think you, you probably just are using the bed as the towel.

So she's like, we have to wash your bed.

Yeah, this is your towel.

It is my towel.

Yeah, it's just a big blanket.

Which is a towel.

It's a big towel.

Zeke said, thanks everyone for helping me get out of Danny's basement.

I've taken today to recover.

I'll be back with the best segment ever next week.

Yeah, I kept him in the basement for a little bit.

That's fine.

That's fine.

I just wanted to kind of keep it.

I feel like if you want to out, you've got to probably really get, you know.

Boy, let him out.

Can you let him out?

Or did they break it?

He broke out.

I said question.

If you could fly, but only two feet off the ground and only at walking speed, would you even do it?

The answer is yes.

I mean, I answered this question before.

I always go back to it with you.

Imagine walking into a first date like that.

Are you floating around?

Yeah.

I think, again, I think we've answered this before.

Is it a travel?

No.

The answer is no.

It's not a travel.

I think it has to be a travel.

If I'm two feet off the ground, you have to be just floating.

So you don't have to dribble.

Because you're always jumping.

I'm jumping.

It's also the question becomes, if I just take off from the three-point line, I float to the lane.

I've thought about that before.

And if you shoot it before you come down, I think it's a three.

Well, I've never tried that on a fast break.

Because I think it's so far away.

Especially NBA three.

Like, they could maybe...

No, you just...

You can get to the free-throw line.

They could jump from the free-throw line.

Like, Wembee could get pretty far.

Wembee could maybe actually do that.

I mean, it's worth a shot.

A little floater from Wembee.

Because he's really shooting it at the free-throw line at that point.

But it is like at what cost?

Like what a joke.

What a joke.

At one point?

At one point cost.

Yeah.

So you don't think it's a travel.

No, it's definitely not a travel.

But I don't...

What's the argument for even...

So what do you even do it?

I mean...

Fuck yeah.

I would definitely take that.

If you could float or fly, you'd always take it.

Mm-hmm.

Are there white bricks in the room you normally use for filming real or wallpapers?

Real.

Cake.

Yeah, they're real though.

They're real.

Yeah.

As you can see, this line right here is just...

It's fucking cold.

It's the brick.

Yeah, it's cold, right?

It's fucking...

It's cement.

It's a cemented...

It's a cemented...

It's a cement white...

White shit.

It's a white shit.

Yeah, this is...

Yeah, it's real.

Really real.

Yeah, yeah.

I think I might adjust this line a little bit.

I think it's a good over-under.

I think the line might need to be adjusted.

This is Bread Farve.

He said putting it on here since you guys want me to plan a snap.

We do.

There's just a lot of snap over-under.

This is a good one.

He said...

13.5 chairs sat on a day including toilets, couches, or seats.

I think let's op it to like 21.5.

And repeats junk out.

So different seats a day?

Yeah, so it's like...

Let's even count from here like toilet.

There's a thing...

I don't know if we sit on that.

That's the thing.

Unless you're dropping two.

So you're dropping two on one.

You're probably dropping two on one toilet.

One toilet.

So that's one.

But you've picked up that chair.

Picked up a rolly chair.

This chair.

I bet you've sat here.

Maybe not.

And then you're gonna have like a lunch sit.

You're gonna have...

Oh, you know where you're really gonna pick up a bunch?

It's the gym.

Sit on like a bench sit on a machine.

You might...

I don't pick up any sitting on the gym.

I may pick up 10 at the gym.

Car.

Car.

You're picking up.

And then just like...

Yeah, couch.

You may pick up.

That's where it's like you may pick up a miscellaneous.

You probably pick up a couple toilets.

No, it's only the ones you drop in.

If you're dropping multiple shits, but even if I'm dropping multiple shits,

I'm probably doing it on my home turf.

And...

But you're...

Oh, you only really play with one toilet, too.

Right.

I'm an op-it.

I like to shit in there.

I like to do it up there, really.

Just a respect thing.

Yeah.

So...

Have you ever shit in...

Okay, if this one was off the table, would you go...

No.

Main or bedroom?

Really?

Main, it's like people are fucking in the main.

I do not want to be shit in there.

I don't want to be shitting on my phone.

What if nobody...

I don't want to be shitting on my phone.

What if nobody was here?

I don't want to be shitting on my main phone.

I don't want to do it.

Understood.

You don't have to.

You don't have to.

Have I done it?

What's the line, though?

I've probably done like four times since I've lived here.

Why?

I'm not sure.

Change the scenery?

Yeah.

It's probably when I was home alone.

And I was like watching something.

And I was like, I'm just going to shit here.

I'm just going to drop...

I'm just going to fucking get after it.

That's good.

The line...

I mean, it was 13.5.

And maybe that is a good line.

That's a good line.

I would still probably be under.

Because everyone...

I'm going to be over it because of the gym.

Everyone was saying like way over and like the line needs to be higher.

Yeah, but also like a lot of people probably like are in school.

School you're going to get a lot.

You're taking up at least seven in school.

Yeah.

I do think maybe under, man.

Yeah.

Interesting.

It just depends on the lifestyle, though.

Yeah.

Well, we're out with this from Mr. Grino.

So he's doing a first name reveal today.

Correct.

Which I'm excited for.

He said, fine, after lots of consideration and pressure,

I'm revealing my first name.

His name, full name, is Mr. Grino.

So that's Mr. Grino.

So he's going to start going by Mr. Grino.

Oh.

So his first name is Mr.

It's cool.

I think that's French.

Yeah, very nice.

And then he said, uh, what's...

I'm going to wrap with this.

What's the worst possible topping that can go on a pizza?

I mean, for a...

It's...

It's pineapple, but I'm saying let's just pick...

Oh.

Like you could pick a gummy worm.

Oh.

Let's say that's sweet food.

Okay.

Gummy worm and not would be pretty bad.

I mean, listen, we're not in on the sweet,

on the sweet savory situation.

Yeah, people might say like a gummy worm could be good.

I would like rather a gummy worm than a...

I don't know, a pineapple.

Me too.

Because it's two good things.

Right.

But pineapples are good too.

Let's say it would probably have to be like...

No, I don't...

It would just have to be a food that fucking sucks.

What food sucks?

Maybe like syrup.

What would be that?

Syrup would be fine.

Syrup would be like honey on pizza.

Sure would be good.

Um, maybe like...

What food fucking blows, dude?

Would you be that mad if nerds gummy clusters were under pizza?

No.

I mean, I wouldn't want it.

I'd be like, get off my pizza.

Well, let's get worse.

Let's get a worse version of like something like that.

Mike and I, I would need off my pizza.

Yeah, Mike and I, it's a good answer.

I wouldn't want them on my pizza.

I wouldn't want...

Yeah, let's go with Mike and I.

Let's go with Mike and I.

Mike and I.

And it's not that Mike and I, it's just...

It wouldn't work.

Please stay with me.

It wouldn't work for me.

All right, well that'll do it.

Love you all.

Love you guys.

Okay.

If I'm dark guys, just, just ignore it.

Yeah, let's see what Dalton could do to fix Zach up.

I'm sure he could just, it seems like a simple brighten.

So it should be fine, but he might be dark.

Well, it seems that way, but it's like,

well, why are you darkening me in the first place?

I agree.

I agree.

Did you get, did you get dropped as a, as a baby?

Maybe.

And, and, and you, and now you want to take,

and then you're going to take it out on Coach Zach and, and darken me up.

Yeah, it's stupid.

Did you drop him?

It's not doing any good.

I didn't drop him.

Be honest, man.

I didn't drop him.

I mean, I, I, I, I, you know,

went back from Hawaii, I don't know if that had anything to do it.

No, we didn't.

He didn't die.

Maybe it's like one of those when you're outside and then you get inside

and then everything's all fucked.

Maybe, I don't know.

But yeah, we're going to do draft of cliche phrases that are good.

Calecia phrases are good.

Well, there's a, it's, it's, you know what it reminds me of?

Of, there's a reason that hit songs or hits songs.

Exactly.

There's a reason why, there's good phrases.

There's a reason why T Swift is biggest.

Because she's good because people like T Swift.

They're like her music.

and you know, you could argue,

but then you're just like, well,

she wouldn't be the, you know,

she wouldn't be selling stadiums.

If people didn't like her.

Exactly.

So we're gonna do that,

then we'll do no PO today, right?

So just cute.

No, I gotta honestly haven't visited.

I think the box,

the list of the box does get filled,

bots.

The PO box?

Yeah, it does.

No, get an email every couple of days

and be like the boxes, the boxes.

We got a good PO system going, man.

We do.

Okay, so we'll go,

we'll go draft to kick it off.

I'll kick it off.