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Bedtime for Bad Kitty

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Bedtime for Bad Kitty

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Story time with Philip and Mommy!Bedtime for Bad Kitty. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

This is Belie, one network, every topic, everywhere. Okay, our friends. So, I guess, probably two months ago, we wrote a book about this kitty cat that was kind of a bad kitty. Did some pretty nasty stuff. And so we're going to follow up on that cat. We're going to revisit their story. Today's story is called Bedtime for Bad Kitty. The story was written by Nick Bruehl. We see the cat in the picture. It's that black cat, remember? He gets into so much, so much mischief. So let's see what happens with him today, shall we? Today's story is read by Mommy. And... Oh, I have a cat. What kind of cat are you? Oh, tell me you're a good kitty. Are you sleuth?

Are you beans? I can't. Mommy and beans. The cat. Not a little boy at all. A cat. Let's go. It's Bedtime Kitty. Oh, Kitty does not like Bedtime. Please brush your teeth, Kitty. Kitty does not want to brush your teeth. Kitty wants to play. Play, play, play, play, play. And in the picture we can see Kitty with a ball of yarn. And the ball of yarn is... Well, all over the place. And all over the kitty. It is not playtime, Kitty. It's Bedtime. Kitty does not like Bedtime. If you brush your teeth right now, there will be enough time for us to read a story together.

Now, if I were a cat, that would excite me. I would run to brush my teeth. And guess what? Kitty does want to hear a story. Kitty brushes her teeth. It's Bedtime Kitty. Please use the potty. And there's the kitty litter box. But the kitty is just not interested. Kitty does not want to use the potty. Kitty wants to sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing. And we can see... All over the place. It's not a very pleasant sound, though, is it? Can you see how the music notes the artist has drawn the music notes in a wiggly way? Which shows that it's not very pretty. I'm sure you don't sound anything like that when you sing. I say it in my kitty. Okay, it's not singing time, Kitty. It's Bedtime. Kitty does not like Bedtime. If you use the potty right now, then there will be enough time for us to read a story together.

Oh, Kitty does not... She's making her frown at me. All right, so Kitty really does want to hear a story. So, Kitty uses the potty. It's Bedtime Kitty. Please put on your pajamas. Oh, Kitty does not want to put on her pajamas. Kitty... Please put on your pajamas. Kitty does not want to put on her pajamas. Kitty wants to... Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run... Yum! Says Kitty at the very end. Oh, as much as Kitty is enjoying running all over the place, I think Kitty is really tired, don't you? It's not runtime, Kitty. It's Bedtime. Kitty does not like Bedtime. It's not time for me to put on my pajamas.

I'm just like... It's not time for me to put on my pajamas. Kitty is really tired. It's not time for me to put on my pajamas. Kitty is really tired. If you put on your pajamas right now, then there will be enough time for us to read a story together. And Kitty really really does want to hear a story so Kitty puts on her pajamas. Thank you for brushing your teeth and using the potty and putting on your pajamas, Kitty. She can read a story together. And I would have probably even asked maybe Kitty put away some of her toys because her room is kind of a disaster right now. There's a mouse and a shoe and a brush and some yarn and all kinds of stuff all over the place. But I'm to each their own. Okay, once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a very beautiful princess. She was also very naughty. She didn't like to go to bed. She didn't like to brush her teeth or use the potty or put on her pajamas.

She didn't like bedtime at all. She was a very naughty princess. But the princess did like stories. And this is Kitty's favorite story. Kitty likes stories. And we can see Kitty is all cuddled up in her little cat bed with her little pajamas on. And guess what? Kitty does not like sleeping. Oh no, my friends. She didn't even get to finish her story because she fell asleep in the middle of it. See, and I think that's what I think that's what her person was saying to her. Was go to sleep or get ready for bed quickly so that you have time to hear a whole story because you will fall asleep in the middle of the story. If you don't... Hurray and move. If you don't hurry and move quickly, right? Such silliness for this Kitty.

My goodness. But it does look like Kitty has officially fallen asleep and is probably, I hope, going to have a good night's sleep and wake up in the morning feeling refreshed. Rested and ready to start a new day. And that, my dear friends, is a wonderful ending to today's story. Because it is, in fact. Dad. Yeah, meow. And we hope that you can join us for another story tomorrow. Mm-hmm.

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