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Best 7 Segments From The Bobby Bones Show This Week
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Morgan gathered the top performing segments from The Bobby Bones Show this week!
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It's the best bits of the week.
With Morgan. Part two.
She's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby Bones show this week.
What's up friends? Happy weekend.
If you're here, it means you're excited to catch up on the Bobby Bones show from this week.
Well, hopefully excited.
And this week is a little bit differently because our top two segments this week,
the huge news from the week are huge for a reason.
That's why they're up there.
But that means other segments before them and the seven six five four three
feel a little strange because they might be out of timeline order to you.
If this is the first time you're hearing anything that happened from the show this week.
So bear with me.
I know it feels a little strange.
I know, but we'll get through it together.
Anyways, if you want to check out part one in part three this weekend,
Mike de joins me.
We talk about a lot of things in part one.
Life catching up and always some movies are thrown in there too.
In part three is listener questions.
Go check those out if you have some extra time.
If not, then let's get into the Bobby Bones show from this week.
Lunchbox did some bathroom confessions.
All thanks to a lot of cruise shipgoers who really wanted him to make this segment come back.
So he did some while he was at the airport traveling for that cruise and we finally heard him.
And we had a debate.
Is this really confessions of lunchbox or is it other people making confessions?
And I don't know that we ever got a solid answer.
But nonetheless, here is bathroom confessions.
Number seven.
So we're back with bathroom confessions.
So lunchbox goes into a public bathroom and records people.
But not filming them.
Right, right, right.
And no film.
You sit down in a stall next to them.
And then I knock on the stall next to me.
You know, if I'm in the middle, stall one, stall two, whatever.
And I just talk about life, ask them questions.
If they want to talk to me about life, it's just sort of a moment to confess.
It's like a fashion.
Like you're a Catholic.
Yeah.
It's basically that in the public bathroom.
But I'm not a priest.
Whoa.
Oh, you're not.
No.
What bathroom were you in?
Uh, airport bathroom.
In what city?
Uh, Fort Lauderdale.
Okay.
Here we go.
Number one.
Stall four.
What's up?
It's stall three.
I'm old, I'm old.
I got a question for you, man.
Right.
So my wife, you know, she has a sister.
And I mean, I think her sister kind of digs me too.
So like, how can I ask my wife if we can try it like together?
Like all three of us.
Is that it?
Yeah, you don't think they're like ruined anything?
How would you do it?
I would.
Do what?
I would.
Why not?
No, that's not the way I roll.
Yeah, but what, like, should I text her sister first or should I ask my wife first?
I don't know, man.
Are you leaving?
So I have a question.
They're not confessing to you anything.
You're asking them if advice.
This is called like toilet advice.
No, no, it's my confession.
It's sort of like I sometimes, sometimes they do.
Sometimes it turns around and they do confess things to me.
But I feel like you weren't confessing.
You were just asking for advice there.
So bathroom.
Ask for advice.
Not a good title.
We can work on that.
But okay, let's try another one.
I get it.
Let's try another one.
Well, my confession is I want to invite my sister in line.
But you're asking for advice.
But it's like, I'm trying to get that.
I'm confessing I have these thoughts.
Okay.
All right, next one up.
It's tall four.
What's up?
It's tall three.
Is it weird that I think my mom's hot?
Oh, bad.
It's tall four.
No, no, I just, I don't know.
I feel kind of weird about it.
Did you ever think your mom was hot?
No.
Like, do you think I should tell my mom I find her attractive or no?
Like, I don't want a weird, I don't know.
I get the feeling you think it's weird.
Is this something I should keep to myself?
Yeah.
Are you leaving?
Stalled four.
Did you leave?
Stalled four?
That guy had a big belt.
Yeah.
Yeah, here.
Yeah, here.
It's like a budget.
I'm going to make up.
That's more of a confession.
Let's try one more.
Okay.
All right, go ahead, Ray.
It's tall four.
What's up?
It's tall three.
So, how's it going, man?
Good, I was going there.
I got a question.
So, my sister-in-law sent me a topless picture.
She said, miss you.
And I don't know if she meant to send it to me.
Or if, like, that's her way of hitting on me.
And I don't know what to do.
Like,
The only reason why it's literally is to send
the topless picture box and say, miss you too.
You think so?
Yeah.
But, like, don't you think that's, like,
interviewing with my brother's marriage or, like,
Look, it's actually going to be another joke.
Oh, you think so, huh?
Yeah.
Are you leaving?
It's tall four.
Are you still there?
That's a couple things.
One, I think, is Irish or something?
Right.
Okay.
Two, everybody washes their hands.
They got to shout them out.
Because every single person
has washed their hands.
Unless they're just creating camouflage
to get out of the room.
Where people on the cruise when you were on it,
where they, like,
Oh, they were begging for it.
They're like, hey, do bathroom confessions.
They wanted me to do it on the ship.
And I was like, I can't do it on the ship
because everybody will know.
And also, those bathrooms on the ship,
they were like Fort Knox.
They were so enclosed,
there's no way I could have heard someone through the wall.
They were really nice bathrooms.
Yeah.
That segment just kind of weirds me out a little bit.
It doesn't leave me feeling good at the end for some reason.
But that's bathroom confessions.
And now we're good until, like, June.
Yeah.
Yeah, good.
It's the best bits of the week
with Morgan number two.
That celebrity slid into Amy's DM.
She went to a red carpet and met this person.
And then they slid into her DM.
She thought it was all innocent.
Turns out they were definitely looking for a date.
And we figured out who it was.
So this is that entire moment.
Number six.
Amy got a celebrity hitting her up in her DMs.
Oh, I don't know who it is.
She has positioned this as
guest, the celebrity in my DMs.
Yeah.
Were they hitting on you?
Uh, I didn't think so at first.
But now I,
Oh, and you're going to tell us who it is?
No, I don't know.
Should I?
Then why are we playing this game?
Why are we playing this game if you're not going to tell us?
I,
can you, can you tell us the message?
I'm not going to go.
I'm not going to do anything.
I'm not replying.
Like, can you tell us what the message was?
Once I realized it might be leaning that way.
I'm not even corresponding.
Like, I'm not, because I'm not.
Can I see it and see what they said and just see if I...
No, I thought you could want to guess who it is.
But you're not going to say, but you're not going to say it.
I'm not going to say, okay.
No, no, we want you to say.
Can I just see?
Okay.
I'll sit.
I thought we could play a game.
I have a guest.
I guess I don't care if we say it.
As a dude, you think it's a dude.
Oh, 100%.
In country music?
Yes.
Hit her up.
Yes.
Why, what is it?
Why, uh, myself feels...
It feels weird.
It does feel weird.
Why do you have your guests?
Because I feel like it's someone that would reach out to Amy
to see what's up.
Because they've been flirty with her?
No, no.
But now is an opportunity for them to be flirty.
Why?
Not in the past, but now.
Chase Rice?
Nope.
He has a girlfriend.
Oh, I didn't know you said you actually ended up at dinner with him.
I know.
But with other people.
Eddie, who do you think it is?
They hung out in Nassau.
Keith Irving.
Oh, that would be Amy.
Amy, you have to do it.
Amy, do it, Amy.
You have to do it.
Amy, do it.
It's not.
Oh, damn it.
All right, thank you.
Lunchbox, anybody come to mind?
Man, I was trying to think of who is...
Man, what if they're not single, though?
Maybe that's the case.
I don't think she'd bring it up if that were the case.
Oh, that'd be crazy.
Okay, then it's probably Jake Owen.
Oh, no.
No.
All right, interesting.
I'll say this.
They're not in country.
Oh, they're not?
But they're in Nassau?
No.
Amy, how famous?
Let me see.
I won't say who it is.
I won't say who it is.
You don't want to play the game anymore?
No, I'm not handing you my phone because you could click something.
What?
And I'm not...
What's in your pictures?
No, no, no.
You might...
I was going to show you the DMs,
but what if you accidentally double to happen hard?
I won't touch anything.
And I'm not communicating with him.
I won't double.
I won't double touch anything.
I'm not going to reply.
You haven't responded at all.
I do not know who it is.
I do not know who it is.
Yes, it's him.
Okay.
Okay, let me give you initials, okay?
No, no, no.
I want to see the messages that they're even flirting with you.
They're...
Oh, now you're...
Five minutes ago, you weren't even sure.
I said when he first DMed me,
I thought this is normal.
And then I was getting invited on like a road trip.
And then...
Oh, you got to fight on a road trip?
Well, he was implying, come to this road trip.
And then I didn't reply.
So then two days later, he goes,
anyway, coffee next week.
Cause I...
Oh, that's a date.
But I'm ignoring,
because I'm not trying to go to date.
Huh, I'm intrigued.
And they're not country music,
and it's not Nashville.
Is it somebody in the user?
Okay, don't hit anything.
I'm not going to hit anything.
No, I hit anything.
I want it.
Okay, here we go.
No way.
Really, really huge.
Here, I'll show you the messages.
I think that...
I don't...
Look.
This...
Don't touch.
How did it even know to message you?
Don't touch.
See, did it scroll down, it's going on.
Okay, so he...
He's got to touch.
He came at you.
Did you meet him?
I did.
Oh.
Madam.
I met him, and then he said,
what's your Instagram?
Okay, why did they meet?
And I was like, oh, okay,
night being nice.
Okay, I know where Amy met him.
In Austin?
In Austin.
Yeah, Die Hard Awards,
or the podcast awards, whatever it was.
South by Southwest.
So...
Was he at the podcast awards?
I have...
Yes.
Okay.
Now, I know who it is,
but what if they guess it?
She won't tell them.
No, don't.
Lunchbox is going to.
I can already tell, so don't.
Can I give them a hint?
Just a hint.
But you wanted us to play the game to guess who it was.
I know, but then you made me...
You're like, oh, you're going to say who it is.
No, I got excited.
It was a good segment.
And this is easy,
because now we're just going to look at your Instagram
and see who you've met in the past.
Yeah, like you'll see.
But do you have a picture on your Instagram with the person?
No, no.
Yes, she does.
Okay.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what if we say it?
Can we say it?
It's fine when we say it.
I guess I just...
I don't know...
If you're not going to do it,
I think we can say it.
Here's the thing.
If you're going to do it,
I don't think you say it.
I think he thinks...
I think he thinks I live in Austin.
Who did you meet?
But does he live in Austin?
No, but he's there for other stuff, like a show.
Oh, okay.
So, can I give him a hint?
Sure.
He was soup...
He was really famous 10 to 15 years ago.
I don't know anything he's done recently,
but I watched a show he was on religiously.
Yeah, and the only reason why I sent a reply to begin with,
because I was like, I don't know, I can't...
I'm not going to reply.
I'm not trying to engage with somebody.
I know who it is.
I know who it is.
I know who it is.
So he...
I know who it is.
Okay, let her talk.
Oh my gosh.
I got it.
I saw the picture, Amy.
I saw your picture.
I saw your picture.
Oh my god, okay.
Oh my gosh.
Everybody relies.
So, after the podcast awards,
I went over to my best room from high school, South Scott.
And he was like, oh, so who else do you interview?
And I say...
And I was like, oh yeah, he got my Instagram.
He was like, oh, what?
We have to check this.
So I check and I was like, oh my gosh, he's already DMed.
And he said, check one, too.
And he goes, you have to reply.
You have to reply.
You have to reply.
And I was like, so I replied, three, four.
I saw that.
He said, check one, too.
That's funny.
And he said, three, four, yeah.
Probably because it is radio, Amy.
I don't know.
So I said, three, four.
And then...
We don't say, check one, two, on the radio.
It's not my check.
Microphone, check one, two.
I don't know.
Okay, go ahead.
Whatever.
So then I realized like, oh, I think he's like,
I thought he was just being nice.
And then I was like, oh, I think he's,
I don't know what he's looking for.
But I, I can't reply because I don't,
I'm not trying to go out with him.
Okay, if you're not trying to go out with him,
I think you can say who it is.
If you are trying to go out with him,
I think you don't say who it is.
Well, we also, okay.
You brought the segment up.
I didn't throw you under the bus.
You brought the segment up.
I know.
Say who it is.
He was on the show called on Tarage.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
You got a, Jeremy Piven.
That's awesome.
Amy, why are you just ignoring this?
Well, we also haven't discussed other things.
Also, it's like, I don't, oh, yeah.
That's true, too.
Bobby, hello.
Oh, do you understand?
Wait, what?
I've got it.
Okay, the next segment, we'll talk about that.
I forgot the next segment.
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Dude, I've been gone for two weeks of the baby.
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Okay.
So I would, if you want to do it for fun,
I've just heard stories not great.
I googled and I saw some not great stories.
I wouldn't recommend you go out with him,
but if you're just doing it for fun, that's great.
In the next segment,
we'll talk about Amy not being with a boyfriend anymore.
Okay, so hold on.
That's coming.
All right, next segment, next segment.
All right, we'll come back.
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Bobby might be allergic to diapers.
So, if you haven't heard the news,
Bobby and his wife welcome their baby, Billy,
which is, again, another timeline order situation
that's a little weird here.
But he talked about a story of changing diapers
and how he might be allergic to them.
Number five.
I think it might be allergic to diapers.
Why?
Oh good.
Yeah, that's good.
Tell yourself that.
No, no.
Why?
Let it be known.
Let's hear why.
Because when we're changing the diapers,
I sneeze all the time.
Oh.
It's got to be the diapers.
Interesting.
There's like little fluffy things that comes out.
And I just make, they make me sneeze like crazy.
Yeah, really.
Yeah, dude, then you can't change diapers.
This is just, uh, I'm not even fighting for that.
But I'm just saying, can I not present to you
what's happening in my life?
You can.
I don't know if I believe it.
No, it's absolutely true.
Okay, wear a mask.
No, I'll just fight through it.
I'm just saying I might be allergic
to the stuff that's in the diaper.
My wife is allergic to the dogs,
but where do you get rid of the dogs?
I hope you're not going to get rid of the baby.
No, the diapers.
Why don't we get rid of the baby?
Don't be silly.
Well, if you don't use the diaper,
I guess cloth diapers.
Now, not people do that because that's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
We go through so many diapers,
and I can't imagine with cloth.
I know.
Wait, lunchbox, didn't you do cloth?
No, we were going to attempt it,
but it's pretty disgusting.
My parents attempted when we were kids,
and that went out the window.
My cousin is about to have a baby,
and he has all in on the cloth.
No.
I was asking someone about that.
I said, what's up with cloth?
How do they do it?
They said they put a dryer sheet in there,
so it limits somewhat the poop and pee
that gets into the cloth.
Wait, they put a dryer sheet
between the cloth and the skin on the baby?
That in some way.
I don't know.
It's talking about...
Or some kind of sheet like that.
That would give me a rash.
I could be a little wrong about that,
but I was asking the same thing.
If I were just wearing like a wash cloth,
I poop through it.
And you're constantly washing them,
and they're like, yeah,
but they put...
There's some kind of like drug.
A special thing.
Yeah.
Like I can't even use dryer sheet anymore,
because I...
Are you allergic to this?
Hey, don't do laundry.
Dang, okay.
Look at you powering through.
I'm proud of you.
I feel bad for you, dude.
I wouldn't even risk it, man.
I wouldn't risk it.
Just don't change diapers.
I don't see how you'd never change the diaper, dude.
What do you mean?
I did change diapers.
Eventually.
If you're your first kid.
Like five.
That's maybe 10.
As...
No, you can't keep up in the number,
because it was zero.
Then one.
But yes, as someone that's in the middle of it now,
I don't know how your wife would get by
without you just helping
and occasionally grabbing one.
What I would do was just kind of act like I didn't smell anything.
You know, Vila.
And then my wife would get home and be like,
do you not smell the diaper?
I'm like, no, I don't smell anything.
Oh my gosh.
And then she'd take the baby and go change it.
How old until the baby was left with you
from multiple hours?
Oh, that's a good question.
I would say...
I would say probably a month.
Yeah, because like multiple hours, dude.
Yeah.
Because you have to know how to do everything
if she leads to multiple hours.
Feed the baby.
By the way, first baby,
it's new for everybody at all.
Correct.
Like even her, even your wife.
She was new learning at all.
So like, how did you not know?
No, we had different roles.
And I don't want to stick up ready
because I don't want to be on the team here.
But there are different roles.
Because whenever my wife had come home for the first time
and she was doing the feeding,
I was also around the house doing everything
to make sure that she could also do the things
that were particular to the baby.
Yeah, I was the dishwasher.
I remember that vividly.
I was clean in the house.
I was cleaning bottles.
You know, from when I was using the bottles
of feeding the baby,
I was, there's something called a boppy.
And if the baby spits up on it,
it poops the peas on it.
I got to like put that in the laundry.
I'm making sure she gets food.
There's just a lot of stuff that I'm doing
while she's learning about that stuff.
Oh, he'd be on Eddie's side.
You nailed it.
No, but that's exactly what our role is.
My role was learning how to be great support
while she did the main thing.
Yeah, okay.
Because there's some parts of it I literally couldn't do.
Right.
But yeah, I'm with you, man.
I know.
Yeah, and I'm with you too on the diaper,
on the allergic to diapers.
Like, that's serious.
And I bet if you looked it up on the internet,
dude, there's a whole community out there.
I find a Reddit group of dads who are allergic to diapers.
And shout out to everybody who went through all the diapers.
And I've mentioned this like three times.
It's so many diapers.
I'm not grossed out by pooping pee anymore.
Really?
I was at first,
but I'm really, it's not even a thing anymore.
I've become numb to it.
But I was like that with,
I'm like that now with our bulldog.
Yeah, it's bad.
It's like yours.
But I wasn't at first.
I was like, oh, god.
It's weird.
It's going to the bathroom.
And my wife before she had the baby,
she was, she was like, man,
you, I'm able to like wipe the bulldog.
If he gets sick, Stanley,
because he has a lot of issues,
I can clean the bulldog, no problem.
Whatever, and he need to finger his butt to,
no problem, anything.
With the baby at first,
I was like, oh, man, that's a human.
I don't know if I,
but it's weird.
Like, baby bathroom is just different,
because they're just doing it.
They're just having milk.
Yeah, yeah.
It changes.
Then you introduce food, that changes.
I heard it gets like it's a rocky road.
Right now, it's basically just mustard.
Yeah.
And I don't like bathroom talk in general.
So to what I will say is, hey,
mustard,
she's like, yeah, I'm like, okay,
I know it's going to take more wipes for mustard.
Also, the thing that babies will do,
is that they'll,
they're done using the bathroom until you're changing them,
and they'll go to the bathroom again.
And it's like, here we go.
And so that's another way to diaper.
Shout out to parents everywhere going to the diaper situation.
Have you thought like, man,
we need to get in the diaper business,
because they make so much money.
My entrepreneurial mind has not been on at all.
Oh, really?
And it always stays on?
Well, it's just, I'm just total like,
focused in on support for Caitlin.
But it is, my entrepreneurial mind is never off,
and it's been off for sure.
Don't worry, they'll be something someday.
It'll be back.
Yeah.
It's the best bits of the week,
with Morgan number two.
I'll be sure to a lot of baby stories on the show this week.
If you want to check out some more,
then even I'm including here this weekend,
you can go to our show, social media,
or YouTube at Bobby Bone Show.
But this particular story,
Bobby was talking about a big win that they had as parents.
And then it all was around baby belly,
getting some sleep.
Number four.
The baby slept five and a half hours last night.
New record.
Oh, that's a lot.
A lot.
Yeah, I don't even get that kind of sleep.
I don't think I slept that much last night.
But the baby slept five and a half hours.
We went to the pediatrician,
and for the second appointment,
and forever, we would wake her up at two and a half hours,
because you get to wake her up to feed her constantly.
And they were like, you're good.
You can now just let her sleep
and let hunger wake her up.
So five and a half hours,
I don't know, it's going to be some kind of record.
That's awesome.
I just think everything she does now is like setting records.
You are everything.
Look at her, yeah.
There was a story about this social media influencer,
who, she was in fake name,
apparently like a hotter name.
Her name is Mia Ventura.
That's her hot name.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
And send hot to you.
Oh, you sound so I don't know her real name.
I mean, if you're forgiving name,
her real name is Otva Lavy.
Okay, Otva Lavy.
I don't know, that also sounds like exotic.
Mia is cool.
So what she would do is she would get on dating apps
and then meet dudes and burglarize their houses.
That's just me.
Was she one man team working alone?
Or did she-
The 28 year olds facing six felony counts,
including first-degree residential burglary and grand theft
for posing as a girlfriend or travel companion,
you know, to meet these dudes and then gained access to their homes
and stole cash gold, any designer items they had.
She has pleaded not guilty to the charges.
She's currently out on ankle monitor,
a rainman's April 6th.
If convicted, she could face up to 11 years
and eight months in prison.
ABC7.
That is so evil.
I need to see what she looks like.
Travel companion, like-
Well, I mean, certain sites probably offer travel companion.
Do you have a picture of her?
Yeah, I can see where-
She's really pretty.
I can see where dudes, but-
Definitely.
Ball for it?
Yeah.
They're like, here's my passcode.
Whatever you want.
Yeah.
She's like, what's your law?
If they're giving them to her, I mean, she's-
I don't think they were giving her any-
And she's pleading not guilty,
so all these people claiming that she stole just kind of-
I think the not guilty is probably,
if I can be recreational lawyer here,
it's so she gets a lesser sentence, like they settle.
Oh, I thought that you get lesser of you plead guilty.
Like a plea.
Well, I don't-
Yeah, like just admit it and let's get this over with.
Right, right.
I don't think that's really for people who-
Who played not guilty.
Oh.
I don't think you just do it.
67% of people say scrolling is part of their going to bed routine.
I'm in that.
Really?
I for sure scroll until I get real sleepy.
And then I turn my podcast on and put it in my ear and go to sleep.
One in, and what I do now is I can take the podcast from one side.
I can now flip ears and just turn the airpod upside down.
Clarify you turn a podcast on not-
When you say my podcast sounds like you're listening to the bobby cast and going to bed.
That's a good point.
That would be terrible.
That would be so weird.
I don't want people to think that about you.
What's weird in my dream?
Sometimes that they're interviewing someone,
I hang out with that person in my dream.
That's cool.
Oh, yeah.
Like they were interviewing the Michigan State basketball coach
in one of the podcast and in my dream,
I always dreamed I was hanging out with them
as they were interviewing them.
There is though.
Yeah, there is though.
That's crazy.
1940s names are hot.
If you notice babies having the same name as your grandmother,
there's a reason.
1940s girls names are hot right now.
Names like Marjorie Debra,
Marilyn Judith,
Eileen Sylvia,
Bonnie, Virginia, Cynthia, Louise and Dorothy.
Cute.
Not all.
I like all those.
You think baby Marilyn is good?
Marilyn.
Yeah.
My grandma was Marilyn.
That's right.
Grandma.
That's a great grandma name.
It's back.
Yeah, I hear you.
I had floated to my wife
to name our daughter Sue.
It could be Suzanne.
I don't like that.
I like Sue's out there.
I don't like that for you.
Well, because her last name is E,
starts with the E, our last name.
Sue E.
Oh, Sue.
Pig Suey.
Oh my god.
You're not serious.
Is that really what you thought?
Why not just make her first name pig.
Mill named Sue.
Pig Suey.
Pig Suey.
Because I didn't want it to be so on the nose.
When we were going through names because our daughter's name Billy,
but it's named after Caitlyn's dad,
whose name is Billy.
On his birth certificate is Billy.
People call him Bill.
Although I've never said his name to him ever once.
It's still, it's one of my long-ass running bits.
What do you call him?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Wait for him to turn around.
Yeah.
That's basically where.
Yeah.
Never.
And so that's what we chose to do.
And we were going through the process, though.
I've just going through a bunch of names,
went through 20, 30, 40 names.
And I said, what about like Sue, Suzanne?
And I was like, I have an aunt named Sue.
And so she really thought it was for that reason.
And then like a light bulb went off.
And she was like, Suey?
Suey?
No, I'm not naming her pig Suey.
So there you have it.
It's the best bits of the week.
With Morgan number two.
On each and half out of it.
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We have made some plans.
Some dates are set.
Things are in motion.
And I shared all that news with the show.
Number three.
Morgan, go ahead.
So we have decided to get married this year.
And it's going to be a lopement style wedding.
A lopement style.
That's a good show.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
So it'll be like an allotment in the mountains.
There's no venue.
It's not like any of the traditional type of a ceremony.
And it's with our immediate family.
So it's like an allotment slash micro wedding in the mountains.
So it's not an allotment.
Allotment is you just on a whim on a weekend.
Go get married and come back to her.
But you're married.
So you're having a what do you call it?
Micro wedding.
Micro wedding.
Yeah.
All right.
A destination wedding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just like our immediate family, though.
We're going to come back to Nashville and have a big party.
Like Eddie had a destination wedding with your media.
Hawaii.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then we came back and had a big party and everything.
But that definitely wasn't an allotment.
Was it a micro wedding?
Possibly.
I don't know.
I think my her wedding makes sense.
I've not heard that.
I feel like a microwave is what I keep hearing.
It was like a like a microwave wedding.
What Amy thought?
Oh, I've known.
I think that.
Is that an allotment though?
She said it to be fair.
She said it is.
I think we had this debate when she first told us we were we were all like.
Who's we?
We were we were on a bus.
She told us when we were on a bus altogether.
And we were like, is that an allotment?
But she's sticking with it.
So I'm like,
I'm sticking with a like that.
She's she's sticking with it.
Let me look up what it loat means.
There we go.
And it doesn't matter.
But let's just look up the definition.
Because I didn't think anything about that.
I just thought micro wedding was funny.
Because it's not like a destination.
First dance and everything or no?
No, no.
At the party.
You're not having a micro wedding either.
But at the party.
He's like mad about it.
She's not mad.
That's why I said it's allotment as kind of a mar it's just kind of combined
of a bunch of different things.
So you're not going to have a first dance.
That's the weirdest thing ever.
Okay, here is the definition of aloping.
Come on.
To alope means to run away secretly with a partner to get married.
Boom.
Usually without parental consent or a large traditional ceremony,
it implies private swift marriage,
often choosing intimacy over a big wedding.
Modern usage has evolved.
So boom.
Back Morgan's side.
Back to a boom.
Sometimes referring to a small intentional destination
wedding with very few guests.
Okay, so there it is.
So it's evolved.
It's allotment.
Because when we were young and somebody alope to be like,
oh, damn, do you hear they?
I know she must be pregnant.
John wedding.
Okay, so you, yeah, it's allotment.
Evolved.
Evolved allotment.
Modern day allotment.
Yeah, modern day.
A low-pish micro wedding.
It's what I call it.
Yeah.
But then we started with a big party back home.
Yeah, so which one are we invited to?
That's a party.
Okay.
Are you my immediate family?
No, no.
Do you know what mountains are going to?
Yes.
Yeah, they'll be East Coast mountains.
Okay.
Is that private?
Yeah, we're not saying it just because it's not exactly like
secured, you know, like anybody could get to it.
Wait, the whole mountain range?
Well, yeah, I mean, if we say this specific location,
then people can take it.
No, I don't care about the location.
I'm talking about the mountain range.
Okay.
Yeah.
If you sit for Rocky's Morgan,
then I'm going to find you.
I like what is it?
She acts like a lot of people are trying to crash her way.
Is it like the Adirondack mountains?
No.
No, gaming.
Is it the Appalachians?
Appalachians.
It's part, Appalachian part, Blue Ridge.
Oh, I know exactly where it is.
Yeah, it's in the Gospel.
I try to book it.
No, it's East.
Yeah, it's East Denver.
Denver's.
John Denver.
Oh, John Denver.
I thought it was Blue Ridge Mountain East.
I thought he said Denver.
I'm like, I know that's not East or that's not West.
So you don't have the spots specifically booked yet.
You have it in mind, though.
Yeah, you don't have to book it.
It's just you show up.
You show up like a park.
Yeah.
We had that our buddy Steve did that in California.
There are a lot of people there.
At the Sequoia, the Sequoia, yeah.
So you just go and you just do it.
And there's people everywhere, but it's still awesome.
Morgan doesn't want to tell us what mountain range.
Justin, Justin, we show up.
Not you guys, more, you know, like I don't know.
Listeners live by there and they come.
Do you want it to be private?
Do you know what day you're doing it?
Yes.
You don't have the day.
I'll I'll tell you.
She's going to say the day I just wanted it up.
I wasn't asked.
I didn't ask her to say the day I just wanted it up.
She knew when it was.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She knows the day.
Okay.
Well, that's great news, Morgan.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Now you know how it's talking about timeline order.
Well, number two in number one spot.
This will all make sense.
Amy is sharing some big personal news.
It was something in relation to her relationship.
We kind of got into it when we're talking about the celebrity
sliding in her DMs.
And this is a piece to that whole story.
Number two.
Yeah, this order is really messed up with today's show.
In the last segment, Amy said that she met Jeremy Pivvin
and he hit her up on Instagram.
And now in this segment, we're doing it backward.
Amy and her boyfriend broke up a while ago.
But we were gone.
I was off having a baby.
And she was like, hey, we can talk about it whenever.
But we were gone.
But it's been sitting inside of me.
It's just something known.
And I forgot we hadn't talked about it on the show.
Right.
So I they didn't know.
I definitely wanted to address that because I didn't
to be weird.
Like, well, why would you were?
Why would you even
give Jeremy Pivvin your Instagram?
Which, first of all, we were at a professional setting.
And he asked for it on the red carpet.
It wasn't.
I kind of thought, what was that?
What was I going to say?
Like, oh, I have a boyfriend.
He's like, dude, I thought I was going to ask you to work
a red carpet from here.
No, I know, dude does that.
If a dude's asking for an Instagram,
he's asking for the insta down.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, whatever.
So I was like, oh, ready with me.
And I didn't really think about it.
And then when I was, this is why I haven't replied,
I don't know that I'm interested.
I'm just out of a relationship.
Not like he's really asking for anything big.
But then also, yeah, we haven't talked about how we broke up.
How long did you break up?
I mean, it's been a couple weeks.
More than that.
Oh, man.
A few weeks.
In a month, at least.
Oh, man.
It's been a month.
Yes, it's been a month.
Well, we still talk like I guess it just isn't felt.
I have to tell her totally how long it's been.
Real.
I mean, we went out for over a year and we have kids.
And so I think it just been.
You don't have kids to get.
No, you don't have kids to get.
Can you say that you make it sound like you have kids?
No, no, you each have individual children.
No, I wish we had a baby.
And we want to baby now too, by the way, yeah.
Bobby's baby is so cute.
So we, I think because we both have our own children
and we have relationships with our kids.
And we were, we broke up and then we needed to talk to them
and tell them and we're still going to be involved.
Like he still checks in.
Like Stevenson just had a track meet.
He's still trying to coach Stevenson and help him break,
you know, his mile time so he can break his record.
But that's got to be like going away to her, right?
I don't know because I'm like.
You don't, yeah, because let's say he gets another girlfriend
or you get another boyfriend.
Let's say you and Jeremy Piff and get together.
That's not going to happen.
You, Jeremy Piff is not going to want this dude
to still be like coaching your kid when it's the next boy.
And he may not want to do that either.
True.
And then yeah, if he gets a girlfriend,
like because I, I even, to be respectful,
especially the kid so they don't get confused,
like one of his sons was having a basketball game
and I was like, well, I want to go.
And I, and his son was like, I, I don't,
his son even texted me after the breakup,
like a really sweet message that.
I mean, in time, I think about it, I get emotional.
It's just really sweet.
But I was like, well, I'll come to a game
or we'll have Starbucks dates or whatever.
And obviously, yeah, that may have to die
if there are other people in the picture.
But I sent my ex voice text that said,
like, hey, let me know if you're out of town
and I can make it to a basketball game.
And then he replied, he's like, I don't have to be out of town
for you to come to a game.
And I was like, oh, well, I was just trying to be.
I was like, he's still in love.
Respectful of the, no, well, I mean, I think we love each other.
I just, I think we both do.
I just don't know that it would, it's going to work.
And that's mature of you break up.
It was very, like, it's the healthiest breakup I've ever experienced
in my entire life.
And it, I don't, it's hard to explain.
But you were a mirror for so long, though,
that a lot of your breakups when you were a young college.
And those aren't supposed to be held there.
You're an idiot kid.
I just was like, well, this was so mature and healthy
that like what, and you know, you, so you're getting you,
you've been used to life with someone for over a year.
And then suddenly it's not.
So then I was having all these feelings and motions.
And I was, my therapist was reminding me to be patient
and work through them because just because you miss something
doesn't mean it wasn't the right decision.
So I am still navigating that, that loss of,
and that feeling of comfort of him.
And yeah, it's just a reminder of, yeah,
just because sometimes you have to make a decision that's hard
and painful doesn't mean that it was the wrong.
Maybe you do need a journey, Piven.
Decision. What does that mean?
No, I really don't like that.
Right now.
That's crazy.
You're chaos.
No, I know my nervous system is like no more.
Cause it took me a while, even for my nervous system
to regulate being in a healthy relationship.
Sometimes I would try to stir up the chaos.
And he wouldn't just have to have it.
Yeah, a boredom.
I'm like, what?
A boredom.
What on earth?
I would hate that.
No, it's when you're used to that.
You don't, you see it as boredom, but it's actually not.
And then once your nervous system regulates,
you don't get bored anymore.
Good.
But I would, at poke.
Yeah, well, I've known that Amy hasn't been with her boyfriend.
We just haven't talked about it because we,
I've been scrambled a bit, but it didn't make sense
that last segment we did.
Right.
Without knowing that she'd no longer had a boyfriend.
And we didn't know, like lunchbox and I didn't know,
but I knew because you talk about basketball games,
a referee came up to me and was like,
Hey, man, is Amy still with her boyfriend?
Wait, boy.
And I was like, a referee.
And during this kind of half time,
he's like dribbling the ball comes to me.
He's like, is Amy still with her boyfriend?
I'm like, I, I don't know, man.
I think so.
He's like, I haven't seen her around.
Cause I, I'd coach, I'd referee a lot of these games.
I haven't seen her around in a while.
I'm like, whoa, that's crazy.
Oh, I thought you were going to say that he saw
my ex boyfriend there with another girl.
I thought you were going to say he wanted to get a little dose of Amy.
No, I mean, he might, he might,
but he was just like, I haven't seen Amy around in those games.
Some's up.
But he's seen the, my ex boyfriend.
Yeah, yeah, he's always there.
But, but that hurts my family's a little bit.
That's been happy.
Yeah, like did he look?
We, I think we both, we both were sad.
I mean, it was a hard thing.
It's a sad thing like he's awesome.
I mean, and you never know what life may bring.
Never know Jeremy Pivens.
Never know.
Jeremy Piven is, Amy, your DMs are open.
Amy's DMs are open.
That's why we are open folks.
So let's go.
Why did Eddie say he felt sad or what?
Oh, because I didn't, you wouldn't tell us.
I was waiting for, I know, like,
I thought we would have this moment.
And like, I never, we just had it in a weird order.
I shouldn't have gone to Jeremy Piven first.
I should have said, oh, yeah, guys,
Amy broke up with a boyfriend.
You forgot.
You all hadn't talked about that.
I forgot to talk because we talk about stuff normally.
I don't know what's on the air.
What's not?
To clarify, let's say we broke up,
because it was pretty mutual.
But pretty mutual is not fully mutual.
Yeah, no, I mean, I think it was, you know, he was...
It doesn't, as an adult, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't really matter.
But I didn't want, what if he's, what if he hears this
and he's like, oh, I heard you say, you broke up.
Which, I get, I don't know, it went like...
Why are you talking to yourself in circles?
We should just break and then we're washed clean.
We talked about it and move on.
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Now this number one spot,
particularly was towards the beginning of the week
when Bobby first came back to work.
And Amy and Eddie and Mike D,
they were meeting baby Billy and sharing all the reaction.
So it's a really special moment on the show.
Number one.
I'm so happy for you, Bobby,
with the baby, the birth of baby Billy.
Congratulations to you and Caitlin.
And you are going to be the greatest parents in the world.
Congratulations, Bobby and Caitlin on that beautiful, beautiful baby.
This is Chloe from Montana.
I just had to call and tell you,
congratulations on that beautiful baby.
Thank you very much.
All right, what do you want to know?
I've been in a bit of a bubble for two weeks.
Yeah.
So you've heard shows,
but I knew that
as soon as Caitlin was going to the labor,
we had an emergency valve.
We've been working on it for a few months, right Mike?
At least a few months.
At least, yeah.
Valve for regarding the show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd like for the baby.
Yeah, one on earth.
That sounded 12.
We pulled the emergency valve.
And then the show just went in because if free runs go up,
then sponsors don't get paid,
then streams go down,
then listens go down,
the ratings go down.
It affects everybody on the show.
So we've been working for months to have
enough content to keep going for a couple of weeks.
And so that's exactly what happened.
It's the first time we've ever done it like that.
But so that afternoon I hit Mike up,
I was like, hey, we're going in and he's like, got it.
So a way we went.
We go in and eventually I'll do a podcast with my wife.
So everybody can like hear the real story.
Because what I'm going to say is probably not the real story.
It's just my version of the story.
So we go in and I don't know, we have baby.
Yeah, it's bizarre.
It's awesome.
It's all it's everything that I kind of,
everybody just kept saying stuff like you're it's,
you're going to go in and it's going to be so crazy to you.
But to me, I was so focused on Caitlin that nothing was,
nothing was like weird or like made me super emotional while I was at the hospital at all
because I was so focused on her because she it's like you women when you have a baby,
it's like you've been in a car wrecked the waist down even after.
Then they expect you to go home and raise the kid.
Yeah, it's crazy.
There's I don't know how people do this by themselves.
So to me, it really didn't hit me because the whole thing was bizarre while they're in big
shout out to our nurse. We had a nurse that for the labor and delivery nurse that was A plus
because they started before your doctor even gets there.
So she's with Caitlin for 30, 45 minutes as it's happening before the doctor gets there
because the doctor's on call and the doctor comes in and like finishes it.
The doctor like comes in as the closer. She's like Mariana Rivera.
Most famous closer of all time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, obviously.
But we had another one to say the nurse's name in case she like doesn't want her name out there.
Her initials were L.A. So I'll say, but it was she was awesome.
So we had the baby. It was cold in that room. They got to do something about that.
Well, was Caitlin hot though? I don't know because I feel like I feel like she was hot and sweaty.
You're working hard. Yeah, like not you.
So we were in the hospital because we were there for a while.
And we were in the hospital and we we brought blankets and pillows because we were told
that we still didn't bring enough blankets. I didn't have pillows, but not enough blankets.
And so Caitlin's in the bed and like her nurse comes in and I am bald up
like in a cocoon with blankets wrapped around me. I've fallen asleep on the couch, but the couch
turns into this terrible makeshift bed. And the nurse comes up and goes, you need to get up.
And I was like, huh? And it was go time. Oh, because I thought I was like, what'd you do wrong?
No, it was time to go. I mentioned this earlier. You guys did probably didn't hear the segment.
I recorded a couple things while I was out last week. And everybody kept saying, hey,
you're going to be so scared on the drive home because you're going to have the baby in the car.
I wasn't that scared on the drive home because of the baby. I was scared on the drive home because
my wife was hurting because she had just been in a car wreck from her waist down. And so I
was just trying to dodge potholes for her more than I was the baby because I knew the baby would
be fine. But yeah, I don't know that that's it's all been a blur. I've watched a ton of basketball.
I've watched every game. I literally thought you were going to say, I've watched a ton of YouTube
videos on how to be a dad. No, no, it's March Madness, Amy. I've watched every game. So just like
holding her or what? Both being just, we haven't left the bedroom a whole lot. Sometimes we'll
move to the living room. We have been on two walks, which later in my wife's rehabilitation,
is that what you say? I don't know. I guess I don't. I've never heard of that word. What are you
trying to say? She can't walk. She's just now starting to be able to like walk. Yeah. She's
re-haven recovery. Yeah, recovery is probably a better word at recovery. We've been on a couple
walks. We really haven't left the house until now. It's been a bit of a blur. She's been great
about waking up. I never said, hey, I won't wake up, but she doesn't wake me up a lot of the times.
Interesting. Do you hear the baby? Oh, okay. No, because it stays right by her bed and the
best in it. So your wife just takes care of the baby when she cries overnight. So yeah,
that's awesome. Yeah, I have I have woken up a couple times, but and I do a lot of stuff in the
daytime. Like, there's not a bottle. I that you know, if I'm going to take the milk and put
it in the bottle, I do that. If there's a what about changing diapers? I've done that.
Yeah. How many time? How many how many have you done?
Because Eddie didn't fully, okay, hold on, fully by myself. One. Wow, really? Like nobody else
in the room. Right. By myself. But with her almost every one of them. Okay. We have a pit crew type
thing. What I do, I get the wipes, one, two, three on the side of the peanut and then I go and then
I get the diaper and she lifts her up. I put the second diaper under the butt of the diaper.
She takes that diaper down. Boom, you pull the one up. I take the wipes that she's used in the diaper
and put it in the disposable area. She switches it back up. I have the right leg. She has a left leg
to put on the onesie. Zip it back up. Zoop. If you want me to swaddle, I can swaddle the crap out of
a baby. So it's been very much of that right now. Cute. I know you're trying to get me.
Feel like you didn't change the diapers. Me? No, I said, I'm sure you have Eddie didn't his first
try. I was trying to get you a little bit. Just so I'm not alone because I only changed.
Well, I've only changed one by myself. Yeah. But you being involved in that, there's no way I can
see Caitlin letting you get away with not being involved in that. Not getting away. I think
sometimes she doesn't want me to do stuff because she thinks I'll still mess it up a little.
You're right. Right. I had texted Eddie or he messes me. It's like, hey, how's it going over there?
And so I was holding the baby as the baby was asleep and I just sent a video because I couldn't
only type. And I was like, well, she's finally let me go one hour unsupervised. So I've had to
earn time with the baby as well unsupervised without my wife. So where she can trust you? Yeah.
Yeah. We're now she can fully go away for an hour, hour and a half. She can do all of her stuff.
Don't worry about it. Regardless of what happens, I got it. Are you scared holding the baby?
None. I was at first. It's only the second baby I've ever held in my life. The only other baby I've
ever held is my nephew, Grayson DJ, who live in Arkansas, their baby for like six seconds
once because can I was like, here, a whole partner for one second. That was it. And even then I was like,
Oh, God. So it's a second baby I've ever held now. No problems. I can hold a baby like a champ.
I've been holding it for two weeks every day. But that's what's up. We'll do more on this more
segments, et cetera. But that's where we are as of right now. I don't know. Baby's five and oh
as a razor back fan. Yeah. That must be she's pretty amazing. But luck charm. Hey, you got my shirt on
SEC champs. Wow. Already. Yeah. I guess the game's over ordered it. Yeah. So yeah, I mentioned this
earlier. I don't know how people give I have to buy all those diapers.
That's the hard part, man. It's why old. That's why I always feel like when people have babies,
the best gift is just give gift them diapers or gift them a gift card for diapers. If you don't
know what kind of diapers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And that's what I know for a y'all's baby shower,
y'all didn't want gifts or books, but no, we wanted books. That's what we got. Yeah, y'all
didn't sorry. Y'all didn't want gifts. You wanted books for the baby. But we also made one of those
little diaper cake things that was kind of cute. And so y'all got some diapers from us.
I see you're good, man. You got a cake. I haven't seen those. I haven't seen the diaper cake.
And we all wrote on a memory. No, I remember seeing it to your house. Okay. I'm saying we haven't
used those. Oh, yeah. Cause they're they may be later. They're size one. Y'all are on size zero.
Right. We're size zero. Right. Super baby size. Super baby. Yeah. Yeah. It's an extreme super baby.
Right. Still it's so small. It's the she's the size of a football. Like if you're holding it. Yeah.
She's size and I'm so used to saying it because we didn't want to say the gender forever that I'm
trained on the microphone is to say it. Oh, same. Like even to other people that I was talking to
you. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was born today. They would be like,
Bobby had his baby. I'm like, I don't know. Did he?
Yeah. So she's the size of a football. Cause I can still
bend my elbow and hold her here. So that voice mail. I'm going to go and say baby Billy.
And what's going on here? Baby is Bob Walker is really funny. Baby is Bob Walker. Yeah.
Not sure. So funny. Baby Billy. Um, Kayla was was looking. She goes, I wonder if there's a baby
costume for baby Billy's Bob of Walker for Halloween. There's not.
That would be funny. Yeah. You can make one. But you'd have to make that baby sort of bold.
Like baby Billy. And she's hard. Our baby is not so much. No. She came out with so much hair that when
we went to talk, well, I guess they come to us. When she came to talk to us, she said, we rarely see
hair on white babies this much. It's usually ethnic babies. Yeah. Yeah. Like I had a lot of hair.
Mexican babies, uh, maybe Asian babies. She was like, this hit for a white baby. This is the
most hair and some don't look at me, man. I'm not.
Are you kidding? She looks like.
Caitlin sent me a picture the other day. And she was like, I basically gave birth to Bobby.
Yeah. That's you, dude. What I have learned is that babies transform their looks.
Yes, they do. So what they look like now will not holy be what they look like in even a year. But
right now the baby looks very much like me. Hair, eyes, everything. I'm hoping that she transitions
face-wise a little to her mother for her sake. Yes. For her sake. But yeah, that's what's up. That's
what we are now. Hey, this is Brent, long time listener from North Carolina. Congratulations on your
babies. I know you're getting thousands of messages, but I've wanted to throw mine in there.
Keep up the good work. And again, congratulations, Bobby. It's awesome. Thank you very much.
There's a racket on this kid buying kid stuff. It's crazy. Like they have
every every product is good for about one month of the baby's life whenever a baby is new.
It's like this product is only for babies zero to one and a half months. And then it's
then it's over. It's even close. I was already complaining about the clothes. So that's been wild.
I had to trim the baby's nails last night. Oh, except it's not a trimmer. It's a buffer. And so on
this buffer. Here, watch this video on this buffer. It's a different color for each age of the baby.
Oh, okay. I see. And so there's like a zero to one month. It's battery power. It's got to be.
And yeah, so this this this level is got to be super gentle. So it's like sandpaper. Yeah,
buffer like that. Okay, but it doesn't hurt at all because I did it on me a couple times to make
sure. Yeah. And so it's been very gentle with buffering the baby's nails because what she will do
is she will grab her face with fingernails and just start cutting her face. Yeah. What these ones
these have though that's pretty good is they have these flops that go over the top of hands.
And so we have to use those. I feel like I'm teaching Eddie stuff too. I know he has four kids.
It's been it's been a while, man. Yeah. So they they flip over their hands. But then we put her
because it was really hot. We put her in a sleeveless, like a sleeveless,
legless onesie. Yeah, you got to start cutting all of her onesies. And with that,
she has to have her nails trimmed because she just cuts she just goes to her face and cuts her face.
So I was trimming nails yesterday. People were apparently shaming me already. Who? People online.
Oh, tell me who. So I'll take care of them already. I was shaming you for what? Because I was
pushing the stroller. If you go to my Instagram, we've gone on a couple walks. And so I would just
record a video and you push on the stroller with the baby in it and and just write something on
the screen. And one of them was Arkansas going rolling into the sweet 16 like this. But apparently
I didn't have the handle of the stroller all the way out. It was this it was in which doesn't
affect the baby at all. But someone's like, Hey, moron, pull that handle the stroller out.
It's wrong with people. People that we would have never noticed that. Like if you had it in
first or third, I didn't notice it. I liked the video. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah.
So I did see someone hating on you for having the cell phone laying on the stroller.
What's wrong with that? I was listening to John party on the cell phone. It wasn't on the baby.
It was on the stroller. Yeah, it was on the top of the base of the stroller. Yeah.
If you had it on a 10. Yeah, it was playing John party. And yeah, it wasn't even near the head.
It's on the bottom of the stroller and not even touching its body. Yes. So that's where we are.
Mike, do you have any questions? Did you watch? No, that's a good question. No, interesting.
You know, so what did you do? What? I said it up. I said it up at her head the whole time.
Okay. Okay. Yeah. It's talking to her. Yeah. We were going through it. Now, and I asked her,
do you want me to watch? She was like, no, why would she want you to watch?
Well, if it meant like watching our baby come into the world, like if that moment meant something.
Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, do you want she was like, no, and I was like, good, because I don't
want to. So no, I stayed up at her head and it's weird for me to say it was a relatively easy
process. I was in the room and I was just trying to motivate her. We had a playlist. I didn't
put enough songs on the playlist. So I had to start it over once. So how many songs did you put
on it? That's okay. Like six. Oh, it was very last minute. Well, at first it was going to be on
her phone. And then quickly it had to be on my phone because I had control of it into the password
to get in. I don't think I think she's told me the password to her phone by I don't remember it.
And I was like, let's just put it on my phone. So I was just trying to remember all the songs.
And so by the time I remembered like six of them, it was go time. And I was in charge of bringing
in the speaker. So I had a wireless, cheap Arkansas razorback speaker with a big hog
head on it that lights up like with every drum beat. So it was like, boom, boom, the hog head
just lighting up the whole time made the playlist. Baby was born. I was what a fear was because I've
seen it on TV so many times is that the baby comes out and then you don't hear anything and they
have to like slap its butt and make it cry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because they don't come out
really breathing. Well, our baby came out screaming. Okay. Our baby came out two things. They were
like, oh my God, the hair of they can see the hair of the baby. Like, but we already knew the baby
had a lot of hair because in the ultrasounds, you could see a head full of hair. So when that happened
with my kid, I thought they were talking about the body. So I kind of freaked out like, oh my gosh,
the hair wasn't look like a gorilla. Yeah. No, we thought it was head. Okay. And you
are born with more body hair. Not mine. Oh, well, some are and then it sheds off. Yeah, no, not
not mine. How long was the whole process? Defined process like labor, I guess, or less than an hour.
It's amazing. We were there longer than that, but less than an hour. Like when the nurse woke you
up and said, or doctors, go time less than an hour. That's pretty good. It's the single most
athletic thing I've ever seen my wife do and she is a plus athlete. Like, she was just like, let's
go. And next thing, you know, the baby came out and the baby was crying at full
that immediately. So I never had that fear because since I wasn't down there, I couldn't see.
I didn't know exactly when the baby came out. They were just like, we got the baby. Here it is.
And then why did you do skin to skin? Yes. I did. And I will tell you tomorrow about something I
did that was pretty stupid when it comes to skin to skin. That's a tease. So yeah, yeah,
yeah. Hey, Ray, play me a voice number four. Hey, Bobby van show. Just curious. I'm only seeing
Thursday show. I'm not seeing part two. Usually I'm used to like a part one and a part two. And I'm
not seeing that this week. Just wondering what's going on. Thanks. What went on is I had a baby.
And we had done almost two weeks of full shows, interviews, secondary podcasts. And around
Thursday, we ran out of secondary podcasts. So that is I think people have started to get the idea
probably like Wednesday or Thursday when there wasn't a second podcast like the, you know,
really passionate fans of this show. And so some listeners got the idea, oh, I bet they're
having the baby. But at that point, we had had the baby for a while. But that's what's up. If you
guys want to hear more of us talk about this, it'll be on today's podcast. Just go search for it.
Bobby bone show wherever you get your podcast. I'm sure this will be a big topic that we talk
about today longer. We are confined by the time of radio right now. So we will be back.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
All right, hopefully that wasn't too confusing. And now you guys are all caught up on the show
from this week. Really exciting stuff. A lot of big life moments happening. So I hope you enjoyed
it. And if this is where I leave you, I appreciate you hanging out this weekend listening to best
bits and reaching out to me on social media talking about best bits. It always makes me really happy.
If you want to check out something different this weekend, you can listen to my podcast take this
personally. I actually had my fiance on Braden talking about our wedding, our relationship,
what it's been like, planning a wedding, all of those things. If you want to hear some more
in relation to that. And also part one, part three this weekend with Mike D, like I told you.
Otherwise, if this is it, you're like, bye, I got to get out of here. We're going to have things
to do. Then goodbye. Have a great weekend, everybody. Thanks for being here. See you later.
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