Betting My $15,000 Watch - H3 Show #251

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Welcome everybody to the 2026 Ethan's Watch competition.

We are coming to you live from Los Angeles, California.

Excitement is in the air.

The bets are being placed, tension.

My own son, I brought to the office today to see his father become a champion.

Two things are going to happen a day to my dear son who is watching so captivated to

the show at the moment.

He is either going to see his father be a champion or he is going to learn a valuable lesson

in being a good, true sportsman.

Either way, I'm going to make my son proud today.

Either way, either way, Teddy has the day off for some reason.

I don't know why.

Farmers day, shout out to the farmers.

Farmers day, yeah.

You speak shout out.

I don't know if you guys heard about Mr. Chavez, but we ain't doing that anymore.

The Farm Labor Hero?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, no.

Well, let me give you this way.

The story broke like a week ago and they already wiped this holiday.

Right?

They didn't even give it a week.

Yeah.

It's bad.

But anyway, we're not here to talk about the disgrace, Mr. Chavez, although we love

the farmers.

Where would we be without him?

Yeah.

I'll tell you where we'd be hungry.

Like my competitor here, David, who's hungry for a new watch, a beautiful watch.

David, how are you feeling today?

Obviously, yes, thank you to Mood, by the way, and also David, let me keep you on standby.

Yeah.

And Teddy Fresh, our spring sale just hit the market here again.

Yeah.

Yila, you can tell them about this.

You can put on over to TeddyFresh.com.

What are you going to find?

Oh, there's little bits of like, you know, we have five of this dress in one size or, you

know, 10 of this.

So we decided to just kind of clear the house and give you guys a sell so you can, you know,

tell you what.

That was something you were thinking of getting and you didn't get it.

Now is your last chance?

Come see if it's in your size, you know what I mean?

It's lucky with it.

Yeah.

But yeah, nice, good prices over here at TeddyFresh.com, you know, something you like.

David.

Yes.

Now, obviously, the origin for this contest stems from our sub-a-thon.

Yes.

There was a dunk tank, if you recall, that, well, you out threw me on, I won't mince words,

that there was a big difference though, that I was drunk and had nails.

Right.

I've been telling myself, I think, correctly, that given the conditions, if you had the

same nails and were drunk, this one, this would be, you would not be able to defeat me.

Right.

And David, of course, being the, being a good sport he is and obviously he has everything

again.

I have nothing to gain.

Right.

Right.

To keep it.

Well, wait, you do.

In fact, we formalized this into a contest, let me bring over a deal memo that I wrote

up.

Dodgers win last night's act.

Oh yeah.

David was there.

I was at the game.

David.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good game.

Good game.

You think just because you watched a baseball game, now you can throw ball.

Yeah.

What is this?

This appeared.

What is this?

This is a deal memo?

All right.

So we'll get to this.

But yeah.

So what we have here at the watch I was wearing in that day is a beautiful IWC engineer with

the sea foam green dial, guys.

This is hardly worn, a gorgeous $15,000 watch.

Should we reveal it?

Show it, Nate.

Yes, please show the watch.

Roll it.

This is what's on the line today.

Any moment, Nate.

Don't ruin the moment, Nate.

Here we go.

There it is, guys.

The box and papers, here is the card, here is the extra links.

Extra links, everybody.

This is a full set.

This is what they call a full set.

Yeah.

The papers are in there, of course.

It's all there, guys.

IWC.

And of course, David, you know about IWC being one of the one of the really high-end watch

brands on the market.

Of course.

Yeah.

You see the best.

One of the best.

So, you know, and listen, thank Dan, it's kissing.

I did not authorize him to be kissing the...

Imagine kissing the iceman trophy.

You're basically Salt Bay.

Remember how the Salt Bay...

Why would you kiss the...

They kissed the iceman trophy?

Not freaking, not Rando's.

Remember when Salt Bay went on the World Cup?

I don't know.

Excuse me.

You remember when Salt Bay was on the field and he kissed the World Cup?

Yes.

You remember that, David?

I do.

Only winners should kiss the Cup.

Cut to the overhead, guys.

You could see it in nice lighting.

It's a beautiful watch, really.

It is a gorgeous watch and certainly something that any person would be thrilled to own.

Well, Teddy has some thoughts about the prize.

What's that, Lena?

Teddy has some thoughts about the prize.

Okay, go ahead, Teddy.

You want me, too?

He said if this was a Mr. Beast video, the prize would be bigger.

Teddy.

Teddy, do I look like Mr. Beast?

Teddy, that's so true.

I'm not...

Hey, Teddy, I'm not Mr. Beast.

I'm Mr. Least, okay?

I'm doing the Least here, all right?

I'm not...

Listen, tone it down, okay?

Your dad is a Mr. Beast.

Can we ask something?

Tone it down, kid.

All right.

Taste yourself.

Wow.

Wow.

Thank you.

Thank you for the commentary there, Teddy.

Appreciate that.

And thank God I'm not Mr. Beast, because I am not prepared to give way more than this.

Now I was beaten on that day, and we set forth the conditions once again.

If David can drink, he's got his margarita mix.

I do.

Lena is here with her nuclear grade SNASA-engineered adhesive to apply the nails in the same fashion.

And we're going to replicate the conditions and proceed with the contest.

We have lots of several phases lined up of the throwing contest.

To test our metal, test our grit, and to test most of all our accuracy.

I do want to point out, during the subathon, I started saying I could probably hit the

target on the dunk tank before you, and everyone was like, shouldn't say that Ethan's

the best at throwing.

So I feel like, if you really are the best at throwing, we could just do this without

me drinking.

I feel like me having to drink, you're already admitting?

You're already admitting I'm a better-thrower than you.

David, what do you want to put on a boring show?

What are you, are you, are you, are you, in recovery, what's going on here?

I'm fine.

All right.

It seems like you're already trying to make, you're always trying to get advantages here.

I consent to drinking.

I just want to point out that under these metrics, it seems like you're already admitting

I'm better.

You can't win with nails.

I'm better at throwing.

No, I still think I can win.

I just think, if it was even, I'm going to beat you.

I agree.

I mean, you're, what are your credentials?

I've been at a drawer underneath, and that's what he said.

Well, you're up, you played baseball somewhat, not professionally, but like, how would you

say amateur level?

Yeah, yeah, recreational.

Recreationally.

Yeah.

And you were the pitcher, right?

I played third base.

I played third base.

They were a hero out to first.

Yeah.

And recently, from what I learned, yeah, up until January of the year, I played.

And David once told, I heard him once say that not many people have an arm to properly

throw from third to first in that, in the event of needing that pinch, right, throw

it, but you have that arm.

I do.

I was born with it.

I don't need that practice.

There's no practice.

There's no professional or amateur credentials.

All I know is an eye-fucking-crush at Lego Land.

Right, Teddy?

I'll give it up.

You remember three of those giant stuffies at Lego Land, one after the other?

I got four.

Four, thank you so much.

Five, thank you, son.

My tail grows with each retelling.

Fantastic.

We had an internal poll with the crew, an extended family here.

And it's currently tied between the two of you.

Let me see.

I didn't vote.

Oh, I didn't vote.

You voted for poll.

Okay, wait.

Let me see who voted for what so I can pass judgment.

I don't know.

I didn't vote for you.

The screenshot, because it has people's phone numbers, and if I do, I had to read it off tomorrow.

Ethan's votes are, wait, tomorrow, I don't see your vote on you.

I just said I hadn't voted yet, nor it's on.

So it's Ela, Galia, AB, and Ethan are voting for Ethan.

I don't know if the Ethan one counts.

That should have been a lot more poll too, so I'll be right back.

So David Morgan, Nate, and Kate.

Kate?

I didn't know my vote was going to be exposed like this.

She's sticking with her after her.

Well, if you don't stand by it, Morgan, why vote at all?

I mean, it's just that you're my boss, and I don't know.

You want, I saw it.

I saw it in the cat.

You think I didn't see it?

I don't know.

I thought maybe you weren't.

Look, you're busy.

I voted immediately.

I don't know if you noticed.

Me and David actually voted immediately.

Well, Tom is just waiting.

He's voting for David tomorrow.

It was also waiting, voting for Ethan.

Thank you, Tomara.

I voted earlier.

I voted for L parties involved to have a fun time.

That's the true.

That wasn't an option.

That wasn't an option, Dan.

There's two options on the poll.

Bad poll.

Yeah, but they're in truth.

Listen, if you beat me, I'd love to see that you're someone

who will appreciate this, the heritage, the whoreology of it.

Yes.

I know the pedigree.

The whoreology?

Yeah.

The whoreology.

No, we went out.

It's technically correct.

It's just such a good thing.

You weren't out.

Horror logistic.

I got it.

I got pedigree.

I will point out.

Do you know when IWC was established?

I don't know.

Look it up.

Google it.

I don't know.

Do you want to hear my words?

Put up.

Purs.

Before the show of who will win today's throwing con.

We don't need to mention that.

I'm going to say that one is not nearly as close.

Yeah, I know.

They're probably going for David because a bunch of haters in the show.

Well, I tried to help you out because initially it was a bad poll.

I just put Ethan and David and I realized that doesn't explain the parameters.

So the poll is actually sober, Ethan versus drunk and press on nails, David.

Yes.

David is winning with 82% of the vote.

That's fine.

Thank you.

I mean, that's fine.

They obviously, they weren't at Lego Land.

They haven't seen what I'm capable.

And, you know, they weren't there for the Lego Land incident.

You've established this norm amongst yourself in the audience that is just funny

and to shed on Ethan, to constantly discredit him, to undermine him, to not appreciate his

talents, his prestige, his pedigree, just like IWC for all of you.

Would you say about my mom?

Oh, nothing.

He respectful, David.

Lovely one.

So here is the deal memo as it outlines here.

I have not read this, so I'm going to have to initial, we'll both have to initial and

sign.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Contest.

Ethan, David will participate in a throwing contest on date time under rules mutually

agreed by both parties.

The contest will consist of three rounds.

And the overall winner will be determined on a best of two out of three bases.

Either party wins the first two rounds, the contest immediately ends and no third round

will be played.

If each party wins, one of the two rounds, a third round will be played as a tie breaker.

Clear so far?

We all agree.

All of these people are fantastic.

Round one.

Each participant will throw 15 baseballs at three targets worth one, two, and three points

respectively.

If we can't see them, what's the issue?

Respectively.

Doesn't that imply that we could see what is worth what?

Yeah.

What?

Where is it?

I can't agree to this.

I can't agree to this.

I'm lost.

I'm really lost.

I think in the contract it isn't specific, so I which targets one.

Yeah, respectively.

Oh.

Respectfully.

This is written badly.

Okay.

I apologize.

I should have included that detail.

We're going to actually kindly put together a little presentation here.

Maybe that will help to lose today things a little bit.

Have I lost?

Jesus.

It's all time to ball.

Here we go.

It's all time to ball.

David, look at that.

Look at that.

Young.

Bright man with a future.

How little did that child knew that?

Okay.

Well, fix that.

It was all downhill from there.

That was my first head shot.

And last.

I don't know.

I mean, I don't know.

David versus Goliath, you might say that those dem titties are Goliath, but it is literally

David.

We can't see it right now.

We can't see it.

We can't see it.

It's talking.

But I was going to say, the loser should maybe have to wear the jokes for a week.

That's a win.

That's true.

So why don't you, oh, we need to get another set, don't we?

Stan needs me to open something.

You want me to get another pair of tits?

Stand by, please.

You want me to open the one that says don't show?

It says, yeah, don't show.

You want me to click that one?

Sounds interesting.

Here it is.

It's ball time, time to ball, folks.

And as you can see, it's David versus Goliath, a reference to my giant jugs.

And beautiful, youthful David.

What the hell?

Ready to be just star in a sitcom of any very in good degree there.

David gets drunk and has nails if you want.

You want to have your first drink there, David?

Yeah, let's get started.

So what do we got here?

That's a big ass jug of fucking margarita mix, brother.

This is a shout out Costco.

That doesn't have alcohol in it, does it?

It does.

Oh, it's already ready to go.

Ready to go.

What percentage is that?

13.

It's going to be drinking a little bit.

13.

13.

This guy's going to have to drink that whole fucking thing.

Or a couple.

David, you need scissors.

13%.

That's one.

That's one.

Yeah, you're going to have to drink like a, like I'm saying, it's a substantial amount

of liquid to consume.

It's significantly more alcohol per volume than beer.

I wasn't drinking beer.

I was drinking hard, motherfucking liquor.

You were drinking a mixture of hard liquor.

I drank very little beer, Dan.

Mostly it was whiskey and then vodka and soda water.

There's a lot of vodka, so this is more of a liquor.

We can add mezcal.

But I trust you.

I trust you.

You got mezcal?

I think we have mezcal here.

I mean, why?

I have to completely have to David what he's drinking.

I trust David.

Listen, this is honor.

This is honorable.

It's honor system.

David's going to do it.

We'll all see what's going on.

I know when I feel fucked.

You know what's happening right now?

This is just the margarita mix.

You know, alcohol he's going to pretend to be drunk.

I actually did check it.

You did?

On ironically, I looked at the label.

I was like, this really does have alcohol.

Let's see.

Oh, yeah, you can smell it.

I don't even need to try it.

Get in there, David.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I got to try that.

That's good, huh?

Yeah, it's good.

It's what we had for the frozen ones for the summertime.

Can I take a look?

Does it have nutritional info?

I'm wondering how much sugar is in it.

It's coming.

Wait too long.

If I drink alcohol with sugar, I tend to just...

Did you shake well?

We tried.

It said, okay, we'll hold on now.

It says shake well.

So we're going to need you to dump that.

It's not good for you guys.

Should we get the breathalyze?

I don't...

Dad said I apparently threw it against the wall and broke it.

Don't remember that.

I honestly don't.

I really don't.

But it makes sense.

Probably happened.

I mean, it does sound like something that...

It's going to happen.

Yeah, it does.

So that's...

Okay, let's take a look here.

Just a lie if...

It's all this way.

Cheat consequence mechanics.

If participants steps over the line, they shall get a yellow card.

As a penalty, they must stand an additional foot back for the remainder of the round.

The whole round?

It's not the remainder of the round.

It's not the remainder of the round.

For the next throw.

No, no, no.

Whole round.

Whole round.

Listen, we're not going to be super crazy about it, but if you blatantly take a full

step over the line, you're getting pushed back.

I would never.

Jesus, this is pretty hard.

Further instances of cheating red car effect.

Well, here's the thing.

If David is all drunk and stepping over the line, I'm not going to disqualify him.

You know?

Unless it's...

That's the...

That's the referee's job.

Unless it's flagrant.

Right.

I wouldn't accept that.

This is my point.

I'm not going to win on a default.

But apparently Morgan and Dan are the committee.

Who...

Morgan, by the way, voted against me.

Which is...

Questions her...

You know, bias.

Yeah, I'm a...

I'm biased.

Well, I mean, you did vote against me.

Yeah, that's that.

And as I understand it, Morgan, you have bet on Polly Market this morning about who's

going to win this.

I know what that is.

And I did bet on that.

Yes.

Probably.

Unsponsored by the way.

I don't know.

Yeah.

You bet on anything.

Round one.

That's me right there.

Which one, the...

The bunny in the bottom corner?

Both.

Oh, your vote.

And fierce.

Oh.

Just like him.

Participate.

Does David is show heotani?

No, he's both.

And fierce.

And a good score.

Participants go one at a time, aiming for the instruments provided.

Participants go one at a time.

It literally just said that twice.

Oops.

Who's...

Are you drunk?

Good morning.

I'll fail.

Here.

It gets the idea across.

She was really interrogating.

She was really interrogating.

Really interrogating.

So we can see the...

15 throws each.

Gang three points.

Here you can see it.

Yep.

Cowbell.

Two points.

School bell.

Unnot pictured.

But it's the smallest.

It's very small.

Very small.

I thought it would be reversed then.

Oh yeah.

She's got it backwards.

Morgan, this is a disaster.

Sorry.

I was like mixing it really quick this morning.

Yeah, to be fair.

To be fair.

Here.

Here.

The gong is three.

Three refresh.

How do I...

The gong is one.

It's fine, right?

We get the idea.

The gong is one point.

I'm sorry.

The gong is one point.

Teddy is correcting you guys.

Hold on.

We got to rewrite the contract.

This was supposed to clarify.

Yeah.

This is not...

It's perfect.

I'm just gonna rip it off.

It's deliberately confusing.

I'm glad there's a cute creature.

It makes it...

I can focus.

And we're not talking about...

We're not talking about Mal.

For the record, right, Pila?

What?

There's nothing cute about that.

Oh, no, no, no.

I didn't...

I wasn't even saying that.

It's ominous.

It's all consuming.

He's got a great smile.

Dude, Keith...

He does.

He looks very nice.

He has a great smile.

But when that mouth chasms open, there's all...

It's nothing...

It's like the sea...

It's like the space swarm from Star Wars.

Yeah.

All consuming.

In it, and you don't even know...

We're all in Keith's mouth right now.

Maybe we are.

He's the whole universe.

He's about to eat you right now.

He's right above you.

That's Keith.

Let's feed Keith, guys.

Each participant gets a bucket of food items.

Whoever lands the most items in his mouth wins.

Perfect.

And if...

And if...

If by some chance of luck or fate brings us to around three sudden death,

each participant will be armed.

They'll be a flying drone.

Whoever knocks it out of the air first.

It's the golden snitch.

Essentially.

It is.

It undoes everything before it.

But just like...

No, but it...

See, ours actually makes sense because...

It does.

Being used as a tiebreaker rather than just trumping the whole rest of the game.

Yeah.

Well, is that Teddy right into the mic?

Please, if you want the people to hear you.

The third round is...

You're using a drone?

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

A drone.

A drone.

Remember the little one that we bought, Bruce?

Yeah.

That one.

Yeah, same one.

The one you guys were shooting nerf arrows at?

I thought she was shooting at us.

It's the same one.

We bought it separately.

We bought it separately.

How?

Can I control it?

That's up to love.

We need someone.

No, absolutely not.

We need...

Teddy is a...

We can do one afterwards where you control it.

For the contest, we need someone.

Love is trained for this.

He's actually been prepared for this.

I'm thinking there is an opportunity for you to drive because we have multiple.

Okay.

So we might introduce some sort of...

Yeah.

Maybe we could do both.

Yeah.

We could actually both play at the same time.

Yeah.

Let's do Teddy afterwards, and he can have his own moment.

Yeah.

And...

Okay.

And whoever hits it has to buy Teddy ice cream or something.

Yeah.

That's something good to do.

Teddy wins either way.

Also, he wants you to know one more thing, but he's too shy to say...

Go ahead.

Do you want me to say it?

He said that if he was able to vote, he would vote for you.

Ah!

I love you, son.

I know you would.

I know you would.

Love you, son.

All right.

Stand by your father.

That's basically it.

Yeah.

And we'll only do the drum thing.

I guess I should clarify if it's needed as the tiebreaker.

I think we'll do it for fun regardless because it sounds fun.

Okay, fair enough.

Good question.

Whoa!

We have no tiebreaker.

Whoa!

Then we fight to the death.

I think they both hit it at the same time.

We got that response from the fight and throw.

Okay, that's true.

We did the tiebreaker for the tiebreaker.

I'll do the tiebreaker for the tiebreaker.

That's fair.

Yeah.

And the event of a tiebreaker, tiebreaker.

Are we ready to sign?

So we kind of...

Collateral.

Before the contest, Ethan will designate one watch from his personal collection.

We've done that as collateral.

It's not collateral.

It's...

I didn't know the whole thing.

Whatever.

The whole...

Not a lawyer.

All right.

Fair enough.

He's not a lawyer.

The specific watch must be a unicorn.

We've done that.

If David wins...

If David wins the throwing contest, Ethan will transfer the green upon watch to David outright.

No conditions, no restrictions, or further obligations.

If Ethan wins, David shall...

Cook it up.

I get nothing.

Wait, no.

There's something specific.

Right here.

I'll read it.

Yeah.

I was trying to think of something funny.

I recognize conclusively and forever as the best thrower in the office.

That is pretty cool.

Yeah.

That's cool with me.

Forever.

That's cool with me.

That's actually big.

It's a billion-year contract.

You're revocable.

It's actually worth more than the watch.

It might be.

It might be.

Over.

Over.

David's handicap, of course, to replicate the original conditions when he defeated me and everybody

laughed.

David's handicap to replicate the conditions of Ethan's participation in the original throwing contest

previously won by David.

David will compete subject to the following handicaps.

David must wear press on nails during the contest.

And David must be at least three drinks deep.

We'll...

More.

But we'll talk.

Within the two-hour period immediately.

You're going to mend a contract with Penn.

You could cross that out and just put whatever you think is necessary.

I'll say...

I'm going to mend this, David.

I'm going to cross out...

I'm going to do a...

A red line.

Yeah.

Three drinks.

And say...

Drunk to Ethan's satisfaction.

Okay.

That sounds...

That sounds pretty subjective.

Drunk, but okay.

Dude, it is.

It's entirely subjective.

Ethan's...

I'm a fair man.

I'm...

I'm a heart...

I'm a firm, but fair man.

Okay.

Drunk to Ethan's satisfaction.

There he is.

And I'm going to need you to initial next to that red line.

Next to the amendment?

Yeah.

Agreed.

You think Klein, I'm going to be...

There's my signature.

Go ahead.

You're going to do...

You have to initial next to the...

Yeah.

Next to the amendment?

Yes, please.

Okay.

All right.

David, please.

Oh, yeah.

And with your mother's name.

It's...

It's right.

Three, 27.

Yeah.

Made in...

Mom's made a name.

Pen number.

Right.

Do you need a social...

Do you need a social...

Do you need a social...

Do you need a social...

All right.

Lena, Terry, file this away.

I'm going to make it a paper airplane.

As they do with all great contracts.

There it is.

Put this in the vault.

With my...

The deed to my home.

Thank you, Abby.

Okay.

All right.

So with all that being said.

And a gentleman's handshake.

Yep.

To launch the contest.

And without further ado.

Enjoy.

Drink up.

Be merry.

Yes.

It's a fine day.

Yeah.

It's a fine day for balls.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

And that.

Cheers.

For after dart today.

I am going to be in charge for after dart.

I can't guarantee how well it's going to go.

Yeah, I'm still getting Yahoo.

What is the deal with that?

Teddy is crying.

Oh, thank you, Teddy.

The bar...

Teddy is actually our designated ball boy today.

He's the best for the fun ball.

You want to pop the...

Oh, thank you, sir.

He returned it.

Thank you, Teddy.

He returned it to you.

Teddy, here.

Can you give this to Lena, please?

Thank you, sir.

I'm still getting Yahoo.

For pizza's sake, man.

I thought I already got rid of that yesterday, you know.

We got a new laptop and they pre-loaded it with Yahoo search engine.

Give me a fucking break.

Here's my language.

Oh, my goodness.

And less importantly, but also important.

Tom's birthday is today.

Cheers.

You want to...

You want to get some snaps or treats for you?

Yeah, I told you, in the chat, bring me a nice watch.

You asked me every day on the show.

I should throw in.

I said cash and watches.

So, are we going to do that reveal after your game?

Not that good.

Well, I'm not going to give this not happen.

This is the only time I give watches away.

It's Tom's birthday and he tried to buy me lunch.

What a guy.

No, Tom.

Do you want to say something that we all order?

What do you want?

It could be you.

Hey, Teddy.

I got your back.

How about ice cream?

That's a big big.

That big smile says yes.

Is that a yes, Teddy?

Look at that smile.

Let's go.

Ice cream for lunch.

Ice cream for lunch?

Ice cream for lunch?

It's my birthday.

We could do whatever we wanted.

I'm excited.

I'm excited to leave.

Yeah.

I introduced Tom to Teddy as my grandfather.

He actually didn't.

He didn't miss a beat.

Can I ask you a question, Teddy?

Son?

Teddy.

My boy.

Teddy, can I ask you a question?

Great.

Look at Tom.

Hi, Teddy.

And then look at me.

And you tell me just who do you believe is older?

Me or Tom?

Tom?

Very good.

Thank you, son.

I love you.

Teddy, no ice cream.

Ice cream.

All the table.

You're a good man.

Teddy, I've raised a good man.

And cold.

Smart, perceptive man.

That was high stakes, bro.

Can you call me this mom again?

No, I love him no matter what.

You know what I mean?

I know he speaks to the truth.

If he said Tom, I would accept the truth.

Yeah.

Teddy does a lot.

So do you want ice cream, Teddy?

Yeah.

Let's go.

All right.

Do some ice cream.

What flavor ice cream you get, Tom?

It depends where we go.

I'm a mint chocolate chip guy.

That's same here.

Are you?

Hey, Teddy, you recognize this voice.

That's his favorite.

Yeah, it became my favorite.

Play it.

Play it.

Favorite that?

You recognize that voice?

Play it again once more.

You recognize that voice?

Play it again once more.

Play it again once more.

That's you.

When you were like Sunny's age, you heard Daddy say it one time and then you came to our

ear.

No, he created a raw right you called right into my face, like this, but then you said Daddy.

Daddy.

What?

And you said the F word that you're not supposed to say when you were Sunny's age, and you thought

it was so funny.

We were all laughing I can and I reported it and then you kept doing it

You thought you say you know you can't say that word Teddy knows

His father has a potty mouth, but Teddy knows

What he can and cannot say yeah, he would never right?

Yeah, well that that will would nothing we can do about the past

Can't change the power. We're even saying it in front of me

That's a really good question

It's not it's not a good habit personally. I don't I don't believe in shielding my children from the harsh realities of the world

You know, I mean wow

You see it you hear it where they know you can't say it. I don't curse at all

Honestly, I try not cursing for a while it doesn't work. I'm the same way I curse in front of the kids

But they know it's honestly they know they know they he Teddy doesn't use foul language. Yeah, you know in H3 swear jar

And he lose more money today

You have to join it a quarter every time for tomorrow

I'll have to bring in you know that those those quarter rolls yeah inside there was

What looked to be a quarter, but was actually a coin from another country what?

From the bank it was from the back. I'm telling you. I'm telling you I will bring it. I was I was like what the hell

What where did you get those quarters Lena? What country straight from the bank?

Yeah, from the bank. Well, you a bank gave us a big big point. I mean, no, I mean

You swore to me that you would do it yourself. No, I did I just mean that she

Come on

That's crazy though. What kind of banking years are going on there 25 cents a million. I mean was at the end of the day no mistakes

How did the court are the quarters last seeing you tomorrow? I mean yeah, but they're they're going

I don't know the chest is like it's it's not lasting as long as I thought it would

But they never do it's pricey they never do. Oh wait

tomorrow

Galia gave you a Canadian quarter. No, that's not that's not it was in the role. No, I'm saying it was in the role

That's please that's fucked up. What country was it? I have no idea. What are you saying you want me to give you a quarter?

No, is that what this is about?

No, we don't need a fight even I will bring in the quarter that was not a quarter

I want it back because I don't even know what it was

What the hell someone's scheming the bank. Well, there it is. That's disappointing to hear guys

Review and like you can't even review because they give it to you in these roles. You trust the bank. Yeah, yeah

You do that's like getting a ten thousand dollar stack and in the middle is it one? Yeah, yeah, that like that would be psycho

Beyond unheard of and so we have a possible actually just to break away here. We have Lena

applying

Beginning the process here Lena

Blindly now now this is going to replicate right we're not

These are going to be just as big just as long you want to look at it. No, I try. I'm I trust you

Same length and every same length same everything. Let me see your nail beds David

Okay, I mean not okay seem better not many

Look at nail beds. What not man my own oh and we're at time. Oh

Look at that

Wouldn't that wouldn't that be interesting?

So so and Lena you're using the same adhesive right? Yes, and one thing I noticed you did which I think

Made that nails so irremovable as you sanded the nail of ahead of time. So you'll do that as well, right?

Yes, good. I wasn't gonna this time. No, I see. I noticed. Yeah

Sand the nail ahead of time, please. Yes, that makes the adhesive I believe that's what made the adhesive nuclear

It was really crazy to get it off

Don't be shy. I could not believe if he went my watch. He's got a suffer for it

I hate this feeling by the way

Doesn't feel good. I like you get used to it though and shivers through my body. Oh really

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Um

What's going on over there?

This is all kinds of commotion

What are we laughing at? What's so what's so funny?

Oh, what

We're nothing. He's helping me with the background. He's helping me make exactly

What's going in the background? That he's got a good eye. That's going to be my background today. It's gonna be yeah, you know

He's got a great eye. I know he's into Pokemon

What? What is that? It's the each three live show card the Pokemon style. Oh

Very collectible

All right enough enough enough, but tomorrow

Uh, we've seen enough

Also once again just for uh

Just for reminder teddy fresh dot com spring sales up. Hey Nate, why don't we put one of those little um

Remember how we did that

Teddy fresh spring sale. Yeah

I'm losing money today, you know, I got a recoup

You do

Yeah, check it out. It's uh, it matters to you

Lots of good stuff. There's just like not all the sizes are available

So see if your size is there and you can get lucky by the boom body bang. Yeah

So yeah, um

Let's let's get into it

Uh

There it is we're we're handling ice cream details

What do we got on the docket um

I wanted to give a shout out to um another uh small creator on the 19th was making really good content um

What do you see me say this?

Crow

YT you

Gets old

He makes fantastic um really fantastic in-depth analysis videos and he made one about the um

The my my um lawsuits against the three ladies

And and how it affects fair use

And it's a very really good analysis very thoughtful. He also did a nautops young creator clash

Um, so I really recommend him

Very thoughtful guy crow yt. We'll put a link in the description. Shout out

There it is. That's awesome. Gabe is calling in today

Wonder who he vote for

Um

Do we have him

We we're having technical difficulties and couldn't get him on um we felt bad. So we just told him

Don't worry about it this week. You kind of lose. We kind of lost. Yeah

We said him tree

Damn

I guess I just missed my own but we felt bad

Keeping him on hold. That's fair

Yeah talking about the uh Mcdonald CEO

I could go for some McDonald's. Hey Teddy a little happy meal moment

Treat my my beautiful son to a friend

Mcdonald says ice cream

We're really gonna go back to Mcdonald's after our

After they plugs definitely want to get that fun

They poisons that they didn't even by the way. Did you reach that we didn't get any um reparations for that did we? Nothing what

Yeah, we reached out we tweeted

There's nothing can you believe that I got your attorney involved. He reached out no response. Did he really? No, I'm just making

I would have been down with that. I don't know. Look it up. I'll reach out

Yeah, I love is my king getting getting reparations. We still have it on on ice. I froze it you have evidence

Yeah

That's smart

After the show I just bagged that shit up put it in the freezer also the same week the clown center regards to me

You got to speak up Zach you're all the way back there. I can't hear shit. I don't know. We got no headphones today

You told me not to wear them go to headphones

Zach told me not to wear the way

Zach literally told me don't wear the head

All right my bad my dad gets on the mic and he goes

I'm putting him back put we're going headphones and my the only asshole wearing headphones. Yes Tom. Yes

I'm just I follow and I just follow all right. Can you hear me now? Yeah, okay

I said the clown also centers regards to me because he fucking gave me diarrhea really bad

Oh, you got diarrhea from that. Yeah, that's why saying he was poisoned by McDonald's that is so unacceptable

So we have kind of a class action suit on our hands and yeah, at least at least two

Well only one of us got sick, but we also have we could say we got diarrhea

I got bull you know what I got um

My doctor said I had um Ebola

I'm fine now

From the hamburger

I'm pissed off still and I feel bad about it. I do too actually. I feel like I was gonna order everyone McDonald's

But now I'm I don't think I should yeah, I'm sorry, Teddy

I don't know Teddy goes what yeah, I mean I look at this

I would say I'm with Teddy. You know what you're signing up for

That is the I know what I'm signing up for and they undercooked hamburgers

Okay, if anything I'm signing up for nuclear fucking scorched

I know mega cooked. You know I'm rolling the dice each time, you know, I'm McDonald's

I don't know that you should be rolling the dice on that. I haven't gone back to the inside

I will say Carl's junior has a slapping burger. I've realized really so that yeah Carl's junior is good

They have shard

Shard grilled shard or whatever the fuck it's called char broiled char broil. Yeah, oh

Oh tally just gifted membership. Oh my goodness tally 42 coming at you. Oh

Good time. Thank you so much. Do they have a kid a happy meal type of thing at the junior only for old people

Do they have a junior for junior? I feel healthy. I feel happy. I feel happy. I'm a human being

I'm a human

Well, let me see if that McDonald's CEO can win me over here

Yeah, this is one of those things where I'm just starting to scratch the surface of all the different ways that I think

AI is gonna be able to have an impact

Not just in words, but in my purse. Why do I want these?

McDonald's guy talking to me about AI just flip the burgers buddy. This is McDonald's CEO. Yeah, you got the worst haircut

I've ever seen. He really doesn't look that part. Oh, well, he I don't know if you saw he famously recently

went viral

For taking a horrifically small bite of his hamburger. Oh, I missed that whole segment

He was getting clowned on pretty hard. I'm surprised he's back for more

I thought this video is AI when I first watched his movements look so

unnatural

Like the model. Yeah, this outfit

product is not giving me

It's not giving CEO vibes at all. Let's hear him out alive. I'm gonna give you a few quick examples of how I've used AI

But let me start by saying I don't care

About your opinion on AI subscriber. He wants to be a Silicon Valley bro. So bad. You're McDonald's dude

You're in the wrong business

Mr. Rogers asked looking dork

Will you be my will you be my neighbor with food poisoning?

I've missed that episode

Lana in the chat said he's given Mormon glaze

Yes, see more men actually Google

I'm on his Wikipedia right now. He might actually be more

Don't I cure it doesn't look like it. Is he at least? Is he Jew? No, he's not Jewish. No, by the way. They are

Can I see you try to button your shirt now button my shirt. Yeah

Oh, this is a good test. David is currently attempting to button

This shirt a little bit of struggling on this first one, but maybe he's just getting used to it. He's adapting. He's overcoming

He's he's he's he's he's not he's not a good. You can't get a single button in folks. Come on. We're in a hurry David

We're in a hurry. I'm going. I'm going now David another test is interesting. Try to use your phone

I was already sure I couldn't even pick it up. It's top right right as top

So the nails are no joke

Yeah, it's no joke and you'll see David when you when you grasp the baseball you can't fully grasp it

You have to hold it like this

Yeah, it's tough

But I don't know if you're

I don't know if your experience can overcome that we'll see show for the old red please your your bedette

You're beautiful. Well nailed that here gorgeous. Look at that

Yeah

My pointer finger

Yeah, wait, what happened here? It's I broke my finger. Oh, that's your fault. No, I'm kidding

What it fell

Yeah, um, I just put it on a little bit crooked

Can can you just there's no correction it goes on and that's what it is

If they're I mean you know how hard it sticks, but do you have no you have no time to like shimmy it?

I mean I could try no, no, no, not now. Oh after

Yeah, I mean you put it on and then you can't like position it she did know it is um you can but I wasn't

Right there at the time it's too late times up

Yeah, now the question is that going to be an advantage because it's not

Well, stop typically you throw a baseball with one hand

Yeah, it's not his growing arm

To be honest, I didn't even need this. This is

Point here. Just cut there it is

Well, both of it again. It is what it is man. Yeah

Shout out towel for you too. What a job out

This is what this dork has to say about AI every

Re AI tool out there. So part of it is I'm just out there and playing and experimenting

But a couple examples the first is such a short time a year is always a tough thing to get the family together for that Christmas photo

Everybody hates to do it. It's tough to get everybody in one place

Our kids are in different places now, etc etc

And of course, it's impossible to get the dog to hire this guy. Why are we doing this?

He looks like the weird neighbor that when you're bringing your trash cans out and he catches you he won't stop talking

Yeah, McDonald's stock by the way is

How long is this guy been CEO?

Let me check do all the ops on him. Oh, that stock is actually pretty nice. Yeah

That's why he's there. That's that's a nice looking chart. I'll be honest. He's been CEO since 2009

It was appointed chairman in 2024. Oh, he's not what he's doing. So hold on. He's been around since 2009. Sorry 2019

So why is he trying to be a social media influencer now?

Probably the chair

Is that what you do?

Oh, how'd you do that so fast? That's crazy. Whoa

Wait, how'd you do that so fast? You guys that's so cool. It worked together. It was all Teddy

Fantastic now. Um, here's where he started. I'll say you know, that's a nice looking chart for a dorky fella

He's he's pushing

He's good at his job. Yeah, that's the thing a lot of these guys if they would just stay like Elon

They would just not be public. It would help the company a lot

How to do the hamburger like it feels so forced. Why do they think we need him commenting on like

Get out there. It's so hard to get the family together for Christmas. Yeah, no cable

Just tell me what to order man

Yes, I've a bunch of these videos too. Like you'll post really very often. Do you think he knows about the undercooked burgers?

I mean, yeah, probably

Let's see. Oh, yeah, look at that. Oh, this one. Oh, this is so hot on the last. He'd know if you left a comment Ethan

You think it back to him his last upload was the ill-fated. Oh, no, you don't want to see Adela. Yeah, I've never seen it

You've heard about it. Here it is the big arch

This is something that we have tested all right. He's like Nathan filter energy. Yeah

Okay, I was just gonna say that since he pointed out boy throb the Nathan filter thing and then Palm Beach Pete

Everything my brain is like this

Portugal, Germany, Canada. I love this product. It is so good

I'm gonna do a tasting right now, but I'm gonna get someone look up what this guy salary is

Yeah, he's he he CEO and chairman of the board. He doesn't need the social media. I want to know between

18 million to 19 million for the

2020 2024 fiscal years that seems low for that's probably but that big job his pay package consists largely of stock and option awarded 13 million plus

That's not even the main part of his compensation those stock dividends

Sell that shit one day when he when he got like gets goes down for like I don't know having sex with like a gay

Procedure and smoking meth or something. I don't know. I don't know what people get fired for

That probably would be he has a golden parachute sell that shit off called a day, you know, I mean

I'm hungry though. We need McDonald's David can only eat after

What what David can only eat after

Because it will sober him up and I did not eat before you're right. You're right. You know what you're right

I'm with you. Thank you and I eat this for my lunch just so you know, so here we go first holy cow

God that is a big guy. We got a very unique kind of session. Yes, Teddy

It's not coming through my speakers. Oh one moment there Teddy. I can't hear you. They're gonna fix your mic moment one moment

Standby tomorrow stand by son. Oh God. Here's tomorrow. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead Teddy

Why can't David not eat until after the competition? That's a great question. I'll explain it when you're older

Um

It's hard to explain but

Let's say the food will make him throw better

And I and I didn't eat

When I threw and I was throwing. Yeah, that's I lost that's really all it is

It's because you didn't he didn't get to eat before yeah before he threw the first time

So I lost the first contest because I didn't eat and I was hungry

David I want to make sure that he's equally deprived of food

To be fair right to be fair. Yeah, so that's why

Um very good

Thank you that great question Teddy. Thank you

Fantastic question

Kids have a tendency of asking you questions where you're like uh

Sure, yeah sure

Makes sense

Me poppy sort of bun on it. We've got two

Quarter-pound patties a delicious big-arch sauce

And of course some lettuce so oh there's so much going on with this again. Thanks of all. Let's try it. It doesn't sound good

All the time. Look very good. God leave. There's a lot going on here

God leave this thing. How do I even manage this mess? Oh this product is great

This thing uh, I don't even know how to attack it. That's

Well, you know, I'm watching this for you by the way. Oh, thank you

So every start it. No, no, it's okay. He's like god leave. How do I even eat this fucking thing

Don't much to it. Oh, there's also some crispy onions on here as well. I see those kind of coming out all right the moment of truth

It really is so Nathan filled there. I don't know the size of that might that is so good

That's a big bite for a big arch

That's a big bite, sir

I don't get it. Who are we doing this for and Ela did you catch how the way he was talking about it was as if he was seeing this for the first time

Yeah, oh, just like oh, there's like some sesame's on here or something and uh, oh, there's some onions too. Look at that

Uh, uh, Dan Teddy is Mike once again. Oh, uh, Sam, bye

I'm uh, I'm muting and I'm muting. Okay, go ahead. It's like he doesn't even know it is our own food taste, right?

It is that is right, right? It's like does this guy even work here? Yeah

You think this guy actually eats the McDonald's no mean either. Yeah

Good take Wtc Wtc good observation absolutely

That being said we are we are ordering McDonald's the jokes on us and Ela

I'll say this we ordered it after watching this video to them. Yes

I heard this big arch was a big deal

I think I tuned in after the food was here and then I was watching during the whole

It was wrong. It was wrong

It's wrong and and I couldn't believe it at first. I was driving so I didn't get to see it

Yeah, but afterwards I saw when you posted it on socials and I was just shocked

It was that background is off the hinges

That was so sick

It makes me feel dizzy by being honest. Yeah, I'll second the

Make tech guys are gonna pass out

Well, this we could do a covert poll if uh with the audience who is making them dizzy or not. Okay. Yeah

I love it. I personally love it, but if people are like hard people are like

It's making Ela look so cool like I'm like I'm jealous. I want to be stressed

Yeah, lead. Look at that

No, that's a cool mom

true

I've been learning all about dinosaurs lately. I would you learn Teddy knows a lot?

I've been I've been reading a book. I'm like halfway through it

It's about dinosaurs from the beginning to the end. It's called the rise and fall of the dinosaurs

It's really well written. Tell me what you what your favorite the thing you learned about? I the the

um, sorrow pods are so interesting like giant the big boys. Yeah, like the Argentina source like

It was like 50 times like they were crazy huge

The Argentina source. That's a recent discovery. I'm like the biggest one. Yeah. Yeah, very cool with the Argentina

What's that shout out to the origin team now?

Shout out. You know what? Thank you country in general, you know, the channel. I was

Shout out to baby in good there

Shout out to we have a lot of bands from there. Shout out to our frequent donators. They're always donating and Argentine and

We have so many of those little by the way at home. I'm just I'm sending my McDonalds

David. How you feeling? How deep are you in? Are you feeling? I'm feeling a little bit

I tried to go to the bathroom and it took me like a few minutes to take

Unbutton my pants to handle yourself to handle my uh

My willy. Yeah, did you feel like you were getting like you're like who is she? Yeah, I was like, I'm poking myself

Like hello the manicure to hands on my

member. Yes. Yeah, who am I?

Anywho

Yes, everybody get your McDonalds orders in David. I put an embargo. You can't eat until afterwards. I can't I'm not allowed to eat no sir

Until after the throwing okay, until after we could have it the minute we end. Yeah, it wasn't amended in the contract

Right. Listen pray. I don't amend it more

All right, so I have some unfortunate news. I have to share

Uh, a full third of the audience is being made dizzy by evil. Oh

What can we do? Can we slow it down? Just pause it. I think if you slowed it way down

It wouldn't be yeah, tomorrow. Can we can we slow down the

The regimen of the remix

No, there's no way down. Yeah, that's me. No, but we could take it down and Teddy and I will make something better that it's not dizzying. Okay, very good. Thank you

It's making people this moving very fast and it's like I love I love it. I personally am fine

It's so sick the way it is, but if a third of the people out there are getting or being thrown off and but it's just

Honestly, it's just another opportunity to create another masterpiece. There you go

Exactly excited to see what you cook up back there guys

Thank you

Any

Here's the city of hamburger. It's distinctively McDonald's only McDonald's could do this type of burger

But it also it's not it's really I mean, it's not what does that mean?

It's distinctively McDonald's. He's like it's got that like taste that

You feel like you

Getting colon cancer is just not a food guy, you know, like you can tell it's not a food guy

He's been his whole career. He's not a personality guy and that is a CEO wait damn. What's his resume? Yeah?

Yeah, well, I mean, so he started a proctor in gamble which in the soap sector division

So he's a so he has a soap background soap suits him so well he left

He attended Harvard, okay, wait after being the soap guy. Yeah

Hold on hold on

Okay, brand management and then Harvard and then I by the way, I knew this guy went to Harvard

Yeah, yeah, it was Harvard energy

And then after Harvard he joined PepsiCo, which very much is in the food sector

Baba-baba marketing for the non-carbonate dude. He was a market vice president marketing

Whoa, no, I'm weird. And then he thought this was a good idea. Yeah, that's very strange

That's pretty shocking before 20 McDonald's he worked for craft foods as well as executive vice president

Growth initiatives Baba-baba

I mean like he's been he's been in the food game for 25 years. He definitely knows what he's doing

Yeah, his job his aura and Riz couldn't be lower

However, that guy is clearly very good at his job, and I don't really understand

I got to send no in a conference with him and see his magic

I just don't know why they think they need to do this

What's weird is a lot of the CEO guys try to act like oh, I'm a I'm a normal guy. I'm just like you

I'm sitting down to earth, but he's like doing the most robotic take. I love AI like when everyone what the hell is that take brother?

Yeah, like when I have my family

I think it's funny that he chose this is like his chosen outfit and if I notice it both videos had the same outfit

The issue is all the same. No, he's like it seems like he's one of those people that have like a one outfit

You know

And that's his chosen outfit

That's the one wait that identical

It's lit. No, I feel like he has like a thousand of the same, you know, no, I think it is because he doesn't want

I've met people like that they don't want to think about it every day

They just have their go-to thing

But they'll have like a lot of them. Yeah, this looks like one of four outfits

From what I'm seeing on his page really oh, so we're out on the McDonald's thing whatever

Now see a Christmas photo. So how do we solve for that?

We're uploaded individual photos of everybody in the family

We asked nano banana who's at us all in families that AI thing kind of Christmas stocking caps in front of the Rockefeller

Tree in New York City for our family photo. That's fake and voila

We had our Christmas card which we've now sent out to everybody. So just one example. They knew another thing

They knew it was AI. They judged you. Who cares about that? Oh, is this

Can we really just take him what he's like describing right now saying like I don't have to do

You know, there's stupid I just have the AI do my family

Portrait. Yeah, that's all this man. You got to spend more time with your family. I'll believeably so let's pretend

We like to rock a feller. Yeah, what let's pretend we all got together in the same room

Like that really just thought my socks off just like the way he's talking about it in like a bragging way

You know what I thought he was gonna at least show the photo to like it's like the most

Unhuman way of telling the story

The whole point of taking a family photo is that you capture that moment

Baby's crying

It's like they're gonna grow you're not gonna get this picture again. Exactly. We don't want AI to do it

I also want to reiterate. He's too thin to be as the CEO of McDonald's

That's what I was trying to say when I was like he's not a food person like

No, no, no, I've seen skinny guys who are McDonald's guys. Yeah, they beat Smodash that like all day every day

Like I mentioned I anecdote. There was a guy who ate a big Mac every day for like 25 years straight and he was a skinny gentleman

Yeah, I know people like that. Are you talking about your side? I eat I eat like that

But do you what what's that? Are you talking about the supersize me guy?

Was it in supersize me? Maybe it was I don't remember. Yeah, he does pop out. No, not the supersize me guy

But it was not a guy. Yeah, he did he really? Yeah

Well, he's dad. So when did he die a couple of years ago? I think great. I don't know. Look at up. What was he working on?

Um, I'm not sure. I think before that happened there was some like

Oh, there's condos allegations that came out about him forget about him. I think he passed away after that

Um, he looks to me like he eats at a Michelin star every day. Yeah, he probably eats very nice food. I think this dude eats like

Supplements only like liquid form. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my sippy back. Yeah, he's like a biohacker type of like a Brian

Like in that world. Um, his name is Don Gorsky and he's still alive you 72 years old

That McDonald's guy where he eats two big Macs a day. Oh, shit. Yeah, so I mean that yeah, there you go

By the way, this is no one asks you this he goes. I'm always asked how am I using different AI agents?

And I can't think we can all agree over the past year AI's influence the way we work and live

Is this his way of being like we're firing all of our employees soon? He makes 19 million dollars a year

I just looked at that. That's not even that including the stock right he gets paid a lot in stock. Yeah, wow

Yeah, he's a Jewish definitely not me and thanks for asking

He's the perfect example like some CEOs should just not be involved in social media

Just don't be on camera. I enjoy that you don't need to be on camera right like yeah, you're CEO

You shouldn't know their political affiliation and great job stand on anything doing great at your job. Yes

Isn't that good enough you're making 20 million a year. Yes, just go away. I

Think someone someone influenced this

You know that I had fun playing around with it. We need to get in touch with Jen. You know, Joe and I

Take a look at the food trends that are going on all around the world

Take a look at McDonald's menu and come back and give me your couple with your best ideas

You're doing research on chat on chat gbt

Oh, he said Gemini actually

I think that does seem to be what he's like that. I think that one's even dumber probably

It's not even that he's asking research. It sounds like he's almost like he needs a friend run only run

I thought it was worth like run the company for me

He's like my decisions for me my family doesn't talk to me. So we have to do an AI Christmas card together

I I

Simulates a conversation with my family and then I send them a printup of it

McDonald's in the US on a limited time-only basis two big ideas. I kind of like them both

One McRib nuggets consider that for a second and then second

Would be to use more Korean sauces for both are get out of my fucking life, bro

Oh

Enough I'm moving right along Druski again people love Druski from what I've seen he's very funny

He had my crossover like on my feed and him is like

None I don't know why I never get me to I never get the juice keep my feed and then we go say you don't know Druski I was like I never

How are you cooking these up so fast you guys oh my god

I love it

Less dizzying we thought yeah for sure well. Well. Well. This one is literally spinning. Yeah

Paralax thing causes the disease. I think we should be good. Okay, Teddy you feeling that?

All right, all right

Well, this is this one's great. We'll try this one out guys

Give it a try shout out to the aliens on they're out there

Yeah, but any any who um Druski's made a video that everyone is

Gossiping about

um, he made a video parodying Erica Kirk and this I don't follow her um

I don't follow her story at all at all

But I know that like

Conservatives have been absolutely like conspiratorially accusing her of killing

Her

Accusing her I thought they were using Israel. No like really bad. Well, it's both. Oh, it's no and and and

Candace Owens has been like viciously. I want to emphasize using her. I want to emphasize too that

The French play a big part in this conspiracy theory

Which I think is very funny because of the trans

I'm doing her for Candace is being sued by the president of France and his wife right because she stinks his wife is a man

Separate right so and that that's happening separate from all the air coach

Erica Kirk stuff

My theory is that because of that she's mad at France

And so she's also worked the French intelligence services

Into the conspiracy theory about who killed Charlie so she's not blaming on Israel anymore. Well, it's no israel too and France israel

France and uh

There's one other party. I don't think it's really how I missed how did you connect the friends and oh don't ask me to explain

I'm just telling you

My understanding of her explanation for the assassination of Charlie Kirk involves the French intelligence services

She reacted to this and like loved it. Oh, she did. She was like oh, yes

Who? Okay, someone's reaction. Yeah, she was like oh, I get it. Oh Candace Owens. I thought you were gonna say Erica. Yeah

No, no, no, yeah, she probably didn't react to it

Well, I mean, I was feeling bad for her because I like damn this lady's husband was just like assassinated in front of the world

She has children

She's either the children and then you have the most psychotic people alive

Accusing her of killing her own husband and like a lot of people convincing a lot of people of that. Yeah, so and but I don't know

What she's been up to chat's reminded me is Egypt Egypt was involved. Oh, that's okay. What a line up

Is Egypt israel in France and can you know three what a line up famously?

In cahoots those three countries. It's certainly Egypt in israel. Yeah

intelligence partnerships there

But anyway, so druski and listen she's probably very ripe for for parity

Consider I will point out that I don't believe that druski actually specifically

Says her name says that he was doing an Erica Kirk thing people just have drawn that conclusion and I got to say

I don't know if that's a fair conclusion to jump to because people are forgetting that

All of these hyper conservative Christian maga women

They look the same. It's all look like that. They're all blonde. They're all exactly

In fact somebody found some conservative influencer that it actually looks

Identical to and it's not Erica. I never I didn't think of her first is this is just like

But it seems most people are taking it as making fun of it. It is

Is there a quote? I thought that it was directly her because of the staring

Yeah, Charlie's memorial. She came out with

Sparklers and stuff. Yeah, that's that's where she came out on his memorial with sparklers. Yeah, they have fireworks and had a really weird hug

Oh, yeah, she walked out like Tony Stark. It was crazy. Yeah, I mean the back look

We should watch the whole thing was that Charlie loved fireworks and always had fireworks at all the turning point events, which

I mean kind of

That sounds that's dumb. Yeah, I don't know

That it's not the right viability

But you know, and that's the thing like she's been slanging merch. There was a call leaked of her being like we're selling so much

loot

Since this this guy this idiot died. I didn't say that

I didn't memorial they had a setup of like his like a replica of when he would debate people and people like it was like a photo op

It's very strange the tent and everything. It was very she she's definitely capitalized

monetarily hard on this so I don't know she got hired to a government position recently too

What position is that something with the Air Force something right? Yeah, the Air Force Academy. She's on the board now

What does she know to make it Air Force? That's what the fun. I couldn't help I thought of the Gaga

Quote with the fuck you know about playing

Yeah, totally all right. Well, our country's in good hands guys the best

Let's go. Yo, I want to play that game. I want to play that game for real

What wait? I feel like I want to look bad to see what's happening wait those are aliens fighting other aliens, eh?

How cool is that? Monster at spider. It looks like ex ex calm. So you could play this game. Heck yeah

How are you doing this? Oh, there's dinosaurs at the bottom wait, there's dinosaurs too

Yeah, they run across. No, those are little bugs do a little bugs. Oh

I was drunk. Wow

Look at their dinosaurs. All right, I'm letting's start. I was starting to say don't you miss when things were just boring

All right, yeah

Yeah, what do you what do you mean?

He weighs. What's that? Why don't you want? Why do you want it to be boring anyways true? But I'm just like

Politics it's something that you should just be boring at least in my head

Sometimes some things you want to be boring. Yeah, you know, like for example, let's say

Something you want to be boring is like let's say like with you don't want to wake up every morning and think what did our president say today

That that was like really crazy bed time. I like to be boring

We don't want lots of excitement at bedtime. We like it to be boring

Go to sleep. Yes, next time

It's good one. Um, other things we like to be boring a doctor. Doctor visits boring

That's a good one. Right. Yes. Yeah, you don't want to fight on no news. Thank you

Anyway, here. Let's watch this gosh darn video. We've only watched like two thing guys

Get on your feet

Is that her?

There's

We're breaking and I ran praying we're praying for all the soldiers and troops that break that you're praying but the children that died when the USA hit the

The house it broke my heart

President Barack Obama

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Oh

And what ways have you grown closer to Jesus? I serve a righteous God

This is a day. They should do that. Yes. Okay. This is the right and the most beautiful blue eyes

Yes, she was looking straight into the camera. Okay

But also her eyes do this thing where they just widen on their own. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. On their own

If you're all his children

But when I say children, I mean like the holy blessed Trinity, which is why I hold the Bible

Doesn't really do stuff like it's like make answers like this

We should I think so. Yeah, Moriel. Yeah. Yeah, at his freaking memorial. She had the dry sparks out. All right, which I didn't know

That's crazy

Do we have a clip of that? Yeah, so it links in the doc is all the comparison side by side. Okay. Let's have the whole thing. Should I just watch this?

Uh, yeah, I'd watch this first and then

Good to know

Oh, yeah, same outfit. Oh, yeah, she's getting dogdom

Yeah, oh, yeah

This is his memorial

Shouldn't she be in black

That's it's hard to criticize somebody that is morning, right? That's why it's like it's hard to criticize

I don't know you could wear whatever you want. I mean, you're supposed to wear black, but she was she was

I mean, she doesn't say she's so racist. She doesn't want to wear black

She got a little black on a little bit. She's saving space

Yeah, holding space for the blacks

But we serve adjust God. Oh, that's her. Oh, she's easy in knowing that oh, she's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not in I'm not in the know and all this shit

Yeah, that's her. She's great. She's scary. Yeah, she is very creepy. Oh, God

He's sovereign, but he's just

And so let the Lord

handle that

Yeah

I'm glad you're on

You're realizing

No, that's absolutely her. Yeah, there's some there's some wild clips of her out there. Oh, yes, I want to I want to go down the rabbit hole

I didn't know about respect where you righteous God

Respectfully that is why we say our prayers

We're all his children

But when I say children, I mean like the holy blessed Trinity, which is why I hold the Bible

Don't let anyone disenfranchise you because you're a young man

Especially a young white male man

She's crying. She's crying for the young white man. Yeah, we need a bad man

Okay, this feels like a scam

This feels like someone who's grifting there's no shot. She's crying for the young white man of America

I'm just I'm just I'm overwhelmed

Okay, whatever she might be

To let anyone talk down to you. We need strong men out there strong black men

In America

Especially all white men in America

Those are the bills

About in his country

Yeah, that's definitely her

Get on your feet

Yeah

The research God

And I rust easy and knowing it didn't restart. Yeah, yeah, wow. Okay. That is a lot

Shit her and JD Vance had a really weird hug at the let me see that more you'll too. I want to see all that

He was speculated that they were like cheating after that. Oh, it was really weird

Listen, I'm not one to speculate especially in the wake of a tragedy. Let me see the hug

And I'll tell you they really got him looking like her which is crazy

Yeah, he's I've seen him do like n-character stuff like this and his makeup is always crazy

Really, let's take a look at this hug here. JD Vance are making headlines after they shit

Maybe it's got all weird and unusual hug at a turning point USA event weeks ago

Erica hosted a memorial for her husband far-right activist Charlie Kirk

Drawing in nearly 90,000 people we don't watch and featuring pyrotechnics and music. Well, well, I just want to see the hug

What's about it? Yeah, you know, it's a different one thing her underscored me

God, he's thick you could tell thick he is

You know what I mean like she has her arms a lot around him and she not even on his back

He's so much thicker than he looks for me thick dummy thick, bro

It's crazy with critics saying the event seemed more like a rally than funeral now

I this yeah, a turning point USA snooze CEO probably don't want to stay at a unit. I'm sure so yeah, let me see that

Let me see that cute hug. That's the only thing I can find there was one where they were like

She was like hugging his stomach or are you not thinking about the trump hug?

No, there's a different let me try it. I'm looking for but in the meantime you can look at what Jeremy said

It's in the dock the quartering had a spicy take oh

Where we've got our eyes on the quartering here we we

We're keeping our eyes on Jeremy. Jeremy got a gun. That's him soon as it's as this career goes down the drain

Jeremy's got a gun shit's coming out of my down my leg

He or no, I'm thinking of um, um, what's the pearl jams?

What's through the people? No, I was doing the pearl jam on where he kills him. Oh, Jeremy. Oh, Jeremy

Yeah

I was like it's getting dark. It's getting dark in the world of Jeremy or getting closer and closer to that classroom

I remember when the recess let it when he bit her you remember that

Little fuck

Sorry, I got got a nasty teeth. I'm big. Oh my god David. It was an a. I photo. Oh, sorry

I'm sorry you're killing me over here. My bad. I shouldn't have brought it up. Well no no no play the former police

The hug we showed was a little bit weird and then it was weird. It was the Eric or the Donald Trump

That's very weird too. It was like what the hell show that?

Yeah, that is super weird

That's not real though

Anyway, let me see what Jeremy said as you pull that up

Where's Jeremy Jeremy? Well exit this exit. Oh, I thought he just retweeted this and he had

There right there. Oh god. I did see this. I was like the hell George Floyd deserve it. What? Why?

How is that a reaction? And it's like obviously on its face it's disgusting, right

It also makes no sense. No, yeah, what so and also what confused me it had 10,000 likes

50,000 views and it doesn't even make sense

So I'm just confused by the whole thing. So he had a vibe the bar about it is so low for the racists

Yeah, he had a vibe talking about it, but he private it

Um, but no, why did he get he got dogged on here it is

Bro

She's standing on his coffin and he's like motorboding her

And her shadow was pregnant. It looks like

No, bro, you're like bro. Did you see when the vice president motorboat in her arms top of her husband's

Everyone was sharing this photo

Yeah, because it's funny, but it's fake

I'm I'm fucking I'm buzz. I'm sorry

I don't know you saw this when you were so good

That's a nice try

No, it should be no

Guys, let's remind let's take a moment and remind the people what's at stake here

With an overhead shot and while you do show that you're the music. Oh, I take a call

Oh, David, how are you feeling right now? I'm uh two drinks in as of this sip. All right, so keep it a keep it rolling

I'm going to see um, David try on the watch. We haven't done that um

Yeah, we could we could we could do that

Give him a taste. We could you you want to try it on? I'll try it on. Yeah, go ahead. I'll take a call

Hi, this Ethan Klein coming at you live from sunny Los Angeles, California, KU 101

Out in the prairies springtime teddyfish.com spring sales live now. Who's calling?

Hannah from texas. How you feeling? How you doing? Tell me. I'm real

So Hannah um

Who are who are you favoring in the contest uh

Uh, at this moment, David as fun. He can't even get the watch out. Yes, I think and David until he failed for the AI photo

Why Hannah from texas everybody?

Hannah from texas. We love our fans. Don't we folks? Yeah, they're letter of praise. She said until the end. I heard it. There was a twist there. I heard enough

Uh, she knows better

You're let let me help you out there uh, sassy

Sassy David. Wait, so what's on my new background? Can I see now? I gave it a

Okay, I washed it this morning. It's looking um and tip top shape

Toothbrush and don't stop. I learned that from Zach. Is it water? You gotta wash your wash

Oh, there you go David. Just so you know, I mean you could swim with it to sports watch

You might need to add a lens. I don't know

Yeah

Let me see

Feel good feels heavy. Yeah, that's it. That's it. It's a real. It's a real walk there, kid

You like it. I like it. You wear it. I wear it. Yeah

You're not gonna sell it. I mean, I got a wedding to pay for, but we'll see

I like it

Ingenior can he send it? Can he sell it back to you? Yeah, can I sell it back to you?

For half half front? Are you going? We're going back. No, you want to get rid of it. I don't want it

The cheer is bro. I want you to wear it. It's mine. Thank you. Not yet

But I'm saying if you win it, if you win it, I want you to wear it. All right, my ubers here. I gotta go home

Let's see on the overhead before you take it off here

But let's see the nails too. Yeah, put the nails out. Yeah, look at that

Look at that. That's cute. Look at that. That's nice, huh

That's green right? Yeah, I mean, yeah, clearly not the one you did in the thumbnail, but it's more seafood mate. Nice try

Um, that's not beautiful. I'm sorry

Jimmy green

We already put that to rest

Well, that's what's at stake. Let me take one more call to see to just put a

Check the pulse of the nation here. Take one more here

Ethan Klein come at you live from sunny beautiful Los Angeles, California on the I'm getting a dial tone. Oh

Means there's nobody there. It was weird. I heard a song. It was like

Oh, that's just like how when you first pick it up nobody's on the fucking is anyone watching? Nobody gives it. Are we bonding?

All right turns out nobody cares. Oh wait, try again. Try again. There's something there. I'm feeling it now

Hi, this Ethan Klein come at you live from sunny beautiful Los Angeles, California on the edge of one of the greatest contest of all time

The watch throwing contest Teddy fresh and also joined here by Ela

And the gang and the crew. What's your name? Where you calling from?

Phoenix everybody. Oh, we can't hear one moment. They're wrong button Alma. I believe you said

Alma. Yeah, Alma. Who what are you feeling? What's what's your what's the temp check here?

The throwing contest. You know what? I think now that you're sober you're gonna have a way better chance

But I do think you only talk about this legal and experience and I need to know about some other throwing experiences. All right, that's Alma everybody

I detected a lot of skepticism

I thought was a fair question. I don't know why you ended up very fair. I mean we have a lot to get to. I mean to be fair

He doesn't have experience. I mean that is part of the story

What I have is latent ability. He has he has what he I have

Lainton natural throwing ability David has practiced

Existing but not yet manifested

Like Gohan's powers to be fair

We practiced before the show and Ethan didn't hit a single target and I hit the hardest target on the first

We didn't practice

We're just having a laugh. Oh, right

But also you're sober and you didn't have nails on okay true. So what do you what do you do? I'm just stating facts

You know, it's a fact in my opinion. You're getting all you're getting all confident David laser that one try

He did on his first throw you laser. We all got like oh shit. I wish we could record it

Um

Oh crew check minion chat for ice cream updates guys. Oh, sorry

Breaking news. Oh, I got a note from Teddy. Thank you. All right. Let's take a look here. Teddy was

my only face very good very good

For my lovely son

Too daddy

When are you going to play the ball game love Teddy?

Thank you son

Well, we're an hour and 30 into the episode. We're getting pretty close. We do it at the two hour mark

So we'll go 30 minutes 30 minutes. Well, when David is sufficiently toasty there

He's he's see me. Yeah, I don't know

Don't act don't act strong. I'm pretty I'm I'm buzzed right now. Okay, good. All right good. Good. That's my

Happening we love it. Let's move on. We've we've littered. We have real stories guys

Okay, I think I don't know boo boo and I guess um

Um moving along here

Oh

Boogie has something to say we're gonna get a check-in on this here. I see

Boogie. I'm sure has always something nice to say

Usually about the Jews lately about the Jews let's see. Yeah, guess what she's 18 now and it's no longer a felony

Fuck you fuck you fuck everybody

I'm not drinking to that does he what the fuck there's he is lying right? Yeah, we know she's well over the age nice try

Boogie. He's setting up decorations

Nice try

Um, you know, we love to we love to joke on the uh the uger family

The Piker family dynasty

Hassan's uncle who's lost his mind as of late uh, I believe that I am going

I if I were the rule uh the benevolent dictator of the world I would

Shallity where you are I gotta know it from Teddy

Go ahead. You'll go ahead. It's a cool screen

truth

Ah, such a good clip. I'll I'll I'll protect the children..

We have SHAPLE Rowan updates

We we have

Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple Shaple

Whatever, chapel, it's not your ID.

We have updates that are essentially

instructive of who may be right and who may be wrong in that case.

So a little bit of an update here.

According to the Daily Mail, Chapel Rowan's bodyguard,

who confronted Jude Law's 11-year-old daughter on Saturday,

is the same security aide who was fired by Kim Kardashian

after she was robbed in Paris in 2016.

So this guy sucks at his job, apparently.

And it sounds like he's about to get fired from another job.

Pasco duvet, 53.

Yo, he's got a little long in it, too, to be doing security.

For sure.

53.

I won't mess with him.

Yeah, 53, though.

You think he's nice or good?

You think he could run me down?

Yes.

Does he have a gun?

I'm probably zigzag, bro.

You think he could hit me if I'm zigzagging?

That'll be our next bomb, then.

For real.

Look it up.

Google it.

I don't know.

Unless he what he looks like.

Yeah, he's pretty tough.

It's over time, the best.

All under heavy fire.

This is what he looks like.

Scary looking guy, huh?

Crazy beard.

That's what I'm saying.

I feel like he can guard a body.

Yeah, but he can't run me down.

Especially if I'm naked and covered in oil.

You can straight him?

I don't know.

You think he'll be able to hold me down?

No, I'm good.

Yeah, because he's bad.

You just move on.

He was in charge of the family's security and even worked for them when the terrifying

jewelry heist involving Kim took place.

Apparently, he failed to prevent this.

Kim was staying at a discreet luxury residence in Paris, which he was robbed of $10 million

worth of jewelry at gunpoint.

I remember that.

I remember hearing about that.

After the incident, security guard Pascal was sued by the reality star's insurance company.

Wow.

The lawsuit was eventually settled four years after the robbery.

Geez.

Who would hire this guy?

You think this guy would be like, cooked.

So you want the guy that let Kim Kardashian get robbed and was sued by the security guard

for the insurance company?

What's going on with the steak and your old career silver?

Or do you want to?

Right.

Okay.

Come on.

He's cooked for sure.

He's still old.

Stop hiring him.

Get him out of here.

Is he Jewish?

Definitely not.

Here is the guard broke his silence.

Yes.

So people were still speculating daily mail first was the one that reported it was him, the

same guy Kim Kardashian, and then shortly after he's like, yeah, it's me.

We need them.

So there's been statements on chapel.

There's been the TikTok of the person being like, I work behind the scenes and I know people

on yours and she was like, I hate she, everyone knows she's like a giant B word.

Need that.

Also need the video for her in the airport instructing her security guard.

So here's what the guard said.

We have a message in a bottle from my young son.

Sure.

Yeah, I have a message from Teddy, urgently.

It says from Teddy.

Can you start to talk about Minecraft?

Since we started to play.

Yeah, sure.

Me and Teddy, we started on me, Teddy and Brucey.

We started our first survival mode.

We've got a nice little base going on.

We've mind.

We've got torches.

We've got a crafting table.

We're starting to go deeper into the earth to get more valuable metals.

What am I missing?

Yeah, we're getting copper.

Although, apparently we need to smelt it and I'm not sure how to, I don't know how to

make a fire.

Yes, we need to find an iron.

So we need to keep digging.

Right.

Keep digging.

Is this your first time?

First time, yeah.

First time playing Minecraft?

That's awesome.

Well, Teddy's been big into Minecraft.

He's been an enjoyer of the category.

But first time playing.

You guys might enjoy this, Ethan.

There's like a Diablo style Minecraft game called, was it Minecraft Dungeons, I believe?

They just announced a second one, but Diablo like game of Minecraft.

Lots of fighting.

Yeah.

Lots of fighting.

Nothing is just kind of moving on.

No, that's scary.

Is it in the Minecraft?

No, it's its own game.

It's like Diablo.

You want to play something like that with him.

Interesting.

But I'm pretty excited about our base and the prospects of our future there in the

Survival.

You too, Teddy?

Yeah.

I just started playing Minecraft game too.

I just got over playing Minecraft.

That was a horrific addiction.

Really?

You were Minecraft head?

It was really bad.

What were you doing?

I was fucking mining, bro.

You're just mining all day long.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What are you looking for?

Diamonds.

Everything, man.

And it was like, I was spending all my free time making my art.

And then all of a sudden, nope, nope, for like months, I was just mining.

So you were playing Survival by yourself and mining?

Yes.

And mining.

Yes.

And it felt so good.

How much order do you need?

Not about that.

It's just about the hunt.

You were just diamond.

Is there other orbs that are more valued by them and played in a long time?

Nether orbs?

Oh, yeah.

Then that was the next thing.

Then I was in the Nether.

And I was trying to get the Nether right.

And what a high.

Did you kill the dragon?

I did.

And that was the only way I overcame the addiction.

Because I had to beat it.

I was like, you know what?

I got to see it through.

And it was the same thing.

Yeah.

Once I beat it, I was like, yeah, I was going to say Teddy told me there's a technique.

I don't know if you're above this love.

You can throw eight iron beds and kill the Nether Dragon with it.

No, I could just take a badge from a village and then go to the end and use it on the right

and you spam right click them on the end.

They're not going to work.

That's the speedrunning technique.

It's very good.

Is that right?

The iron beds?

No, it's just normal beds.

Because you can't sleep.

And then.

So why are we throwing beds at the Ender Dragon?

Because they explode.

It's an Easter egg in the game.

That makes blood.

You can't sleep down there.

So the bed explodes.

If you throw it down a bed, it explodes.

And when you try to lay it into that mechanic.

Should I be sleeping in the game?

Yeah.

Look at that.

I skipped the night.

Yeah.

You got to make a bed.

Both of you guys need to sleep.

We don't even have a bed.

Yeah.

And then what does experience do?

Teddy says it does nothing.

It's for enchanting later on.