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Billified Gets Wild - Midlife Script Flip, Alien DNA & Unfiltered Truths
About this Episode
Bill, Mark, and Laura are all in the studio and nobody came to play it safe.
It starts with a simple question about complimenting someone and spirals immediately into a full examination of the unwritten rules nobody gives you when you're young. Bill calls it winging it through the first half of life. You follow the script, get the job, marry the person, buy the house, and then somewhere around 40 or 50 you look up and go, wait, whose script was this anyway?
Bill opens up about losing his radio job, the accusation, the lawyers, the retired Supreme Court judge on the law office steps, and why he walked away from the lawsuit. Mark got engaged at 24 with a ring that may or may not have come from a gumball machine. Laura says she married the first good guy she dated and spent years cultivating the appearance of the perfect white picket fence life, while actually feeling completely empty inside. All three of them ended up somewhere they never planned to be. But none of them would change it.
Then aliens invade the podcast. They're already here? Are they on their way? Laura thinks all this teasing from the Government about 'releasing the info' is just another play for capitalism. You've dooms-day prepped already? Protect your butthole from anal probes- only $19.95!. Bill then tells the crew a wild theory: we already have alien DNA. Aliens have been here since the beginning and they found Neanderthals to be extremely fine, so they rizzed the hell out of them. "Forget the wheel, let's head off to your cave for a little Peaches and Herb time"
So of course the conversation turned to secret fantasies, a local teacher's sexy side-hustle, and a photo that ended up as someone's phone background that absolutely should not have. Mark also formally requests a snack cupboard. Bill agrees.
Enjoy it all!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.
It starts with a simple question about complimenting someone and spirals immediately into a full examination of the unwritten rules nobody gives you when you're young. Bill calls it winging it through the first half of life. You follow the script, get the job, marry the person, buy the house, and then somewhere around 40 or 50 you look up and go, wait, whose script was this anyway?
Bill opens up about losing his radio job, the accusation, the lawyers, the retired Supreme Court judge on the law office steps, and why he walked away from the lawsuit. Mark got engaged at 24 with a ring that may or may not have come from a gumball machine. Laura says she married the first good guy she dated and spent years cultivating the appearance of the perfect white picket fence life, while actually feeling completely empty inside. All three of them ended up somewhere they never planned to be. But none of them would change it.
Then aliens invade the podcast. They're already here? Are they on their way? Laura thinks all this teasing from the Government about 'releasing the info' is just another play for capitalism. You've dooms-day prepped already? Protect your butthole from anal probes- only $19.95!. Bill then tells the crew a wild theory: we already have alien DNA. Aliens have been here since the beginning and they found Neanderthals to be extremely fine, so they rizzed the hell out of them. "Forget the wheel, let's head off to your cave for a little Peaches and Herb time"
So of course the conversation turned to secret fantasies, a local teacher's sexy side-hustle, and a photo that ended up as someone's phone background that absolutely should not have. Mark also formally requests a snack cupboard. Bill agrees.
Enjoy it all!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.
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