Billy's Jokes - August 31-September 3

0:00This is Triple M's rush hour thanks to Penrod oil 100 years Aussie now proudly wearing the Australian made green and gold logo Grab a needle and thread and sew your sides back together funny Horrific it's every billy's joke from this week Ready ready no, oh there was a quote Will up quote up What is the moon with you seriously? That's what we call it yeah, yeah Jim what I knew a guy with a list I Didn't take him very seriously, but when he said bifnice I knew he met business I Got four weeks left How long you got left four weeks?

1:02I was gonna be doing the first week in October, but I can't Tell him will now I can't I just stock my pay him out. I feel bad. No, you don't you look horrible on a kiss no ever Oh Oh I can't go to bed now Oh, right. The whole set up is in the wrong place. Good. So, that's why, why, why, why, why, why? That's right. I don't know. Yeah, a nice little bin joke.

2:03We can all have a little chuckle, Jim. I'm not confident. When I first met Crystal, she used to work at the council, Jim. She worked in the Bens department. Bens department. Yes. I couldn't remember Jim what night to take her out. Was it on Tuesday night or Wednesday night? The bin... The department at the council. Yeah. Yeah. But you know that's not fun. She's not there anymore. You know, she's moved onto the horses and all that doing very well for herself. No, it's not bad for a bin joke. It's his day. Thank you, Jimmy. Sucked in, Jim. They liked it out there in the air. You know that's not funny. No, no, it's clever. Not clever either. There isn't such a thing as a bin to the department. A regional one. So you made it up. Well, there isn't bin to the department. Sure there is. There isn't. There's gonna be a long, long bump.

3:04A long, long bump. A long, long bump. You out there, you out there. And then on that. No, you're not. No, you're not. Yeah, you're too weak out. Yeah. And I guarantee you, I'm done. This isn't the trick you signed off about. It's not the trick you signed off about. Good. Yeah, he started. Yeah. Just as I was heading to bed the other night, the Mrs. asked me, did I put the wheelie bin out, Jim? Another bin joke. I was going to put the wheelie bin out. I said, ah, no, I'll do it in the morning. She said, what about the cat? I said, oh, well, I can ask him. But I don't think you'd be able to push it out. Yeah. That's just a wofl story. Boring story. Do you want another one? Yeah. You'll be right later. Yes, we do. Went and saw him a doctor, Jim. Right. I said, I think I got tennis elbow. She said, how many days have you had that? I said, ah, 15 love. So now you get, yeah, the rats.

4:06There's two good ones. There's two good ones. There's two good ones. No choice. No, two good ones there. No, they were real good. I'll go one half. No real good ones. No, they were horrible. No, they were horrible. They were horrible. They were horrible. Joins the wins the wins. Now one liked to that there, not even not even, no, Will couldn't have them. Will don't listen anymore. That is disgusted in the booth. Herbaceous can't believe what she just heard. No. Even beers, is your stuff as opposed to... No, he's not. No, no. I think I do get it trouble now then. Now let's just get it. It's like my favourite chocolate. Frute and nut. Not bad, fat. Jim, my next door neighbor. Knocked on the door, wearing a see-through neglishy. And asked me to borrow some brown sugar, and then winked at me, Jim. And asked me for a cup of coffee.

5:07I said, f*** off, dive. Oh no. That's just wrong. That's just wrong. That's just wrong. That's just a dive to it in the neglishy. Brown sugar. C'mon mate, you better. That's just a horrible image now for me to have in my head. That was the idea. As I get ready for free-mattle and Hawthorne, I've got Dave in a neglishy. Yes, yes, yes. He said f***ing nervous. You know what he says? Oh, rap. He maddies overtime in the booth. C'mon, rap. Wooo! Dave's wearing a neglishy. Oh, my day. Get it in there. Yeah, you're welcome. Fat lady, man. First day of C'mon, I'm coming. Wooo! For even more, Billy's jokes and everything else

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