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Grab a needle and thread and sew your sides back together.
Funny?
Horrific.
It's every Billy's joke from this week.
Who's our first joke, Jim, is from Geoffrey.
Bong.
Bong, Bong.
P-O-N-G.
B-O-N-G, Jim.
He's from Melbourne.
That's his proper name.
That's his real name.
He can't have a surname, Bong.
Well, why?
Well, it looked like a little lurchy bottle in the straw.
No, it's not that Jim.
It's his name's Geoffrey Bong.
And he's got today's jokes.
Good on you, Geoffrey.
He goes in the draw to maybe win that magnificent prize.
All right.
What's the joke?
I asked my wife if she'd ever seen a Triple M legend in the world.
She said, only once.
I saw Billy Brownless at the gym.
I said, no way.
What was he doing?
She said, he was just walking past.
That's from Geoffrey Bong.
I'm sorry to Geoffrey Bong, even though I don't think Bongs, he said it.
That's just a boring story.
No, that's not a joke.
That's not a joke.
It's a good little joke.
It's just a story with a boring end.
I know.
But it's a good joke.
Raps.
He gets classic for the name.
Oh that's all.
That's only because I love that.
He's in the draw.
Was he surname Bong?
Bong.
Oh,来.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Oh my goodness.
Ah.
Catwalk.
Ah.
Bang.
Oh.
Ah.
Wee.
Wee.
Wee.
This is from Jessica Hamer from Adelaide right good you ready it's a short one we
like a short one yes what do you call Winnie the Pooh when he's dead what
stiff shit now there's no need for that
Jessica it's not laughing it even me is laughing look at all cats but me's not
happy come on cat no we're not doing the tea bag that's that's a very
point that's a stiff shit no chance that's that's on that's from Jessica oh it's how
you just keep mentioning Jessica yeah thinking that'll get you off the whole the world
game it's not my joke wow we've got the tea bag no say that one
What is it?
What?
See?
No, I'm going there!
Woohoo!
Oh no.
Must have better jokes going for Earl's great, T.
Here we go.
This is from Pasha Sharp from Perth, Jim.
Yes.
A Saint Kilda fan is walking along the beach just down here and finds a magic lamp.
A genie comes out of the lamp.
I'll give you one wish and that is it.
Hmm, Saint Kilda fan thinks.
I want a bridge from here to Tasey.
I love going over to Tasey.
I want a bridge built from here to there.
Hmm, gee whiz.
No, that's too bloody hard.
Pick something else.
Okay.
I want the Saints to win a flag.
Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?
Oh my god.
I have heard that joke.
Oh, Jim, four key different ways.
Tell Tasey.
Tasey Sharp.
Oh, we love Tasey.
Oh, dude, that's not a great joke.
Oh, gee.
It's all right.
He goes in the drawer.
I've heard that told about Pamela and this, actually.
Well, that's too hard.
Oh.
That's it.
Bill, it's been used a thousand times.
Bill, we've been using it a thousand times.
We've been using it a thousand times.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, that's not great.
Oh, that's not great.
And we pick a winner tomorrow for this make-news and picks.
Tasey's still in the prize.
Yeah, quite a bit.
We just unlocked the joke.
Great joke, Tasey.
We've got to do better than that.
I'm with the boys.
Yeah.
Oh, you with us.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Oh, nice.
When's Fat come back with each other?
Bandit.
Oh, nice.
Fat boy.
He's filming himself.
He's killed for the two of the good ones for each other.
No, down about that.
So we've got Jeffrey Bond.
Yes.
Chessika and Tasey.
Who's the first?
Oh, Bond.
Oh.
Donna.
Here's Jackson from Melbourne.
Are we ready?
Don't have to hit anything.
We've done everything.
I've hit it, mate.
Why don't you yell again?
A woman asks an army general, Jim.
When was the last time he had made love to a woman?
The general replied 1956.
The woman in disbelief, Jim.
Yes.
Said 1956 that long ago?
Come with me.
And I'll make sure you're not gets better.
If you know what I mean.
No.
You don't have to put that in, Bill.
The woman in general went back to her apartment and made
wild, passionate love for over an hour.
Oh.
I said three goes.
Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said,
well, you're sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956.
The general looked at her, confused Jim,
and replied, I sure hope not.
It's only 21.30 now.
Honestly.
The old 24-hour costume.
Thank you.
We're so using the military.
Yeah, exactly.
I like that.
Oh, no.
It's a 24-hour costume.
You know, it's a good joke when Bill has to explain it.
Yeah.
Well, I didn't think you'd get it.
Not like you'd get it.
Oh, my God.
Seriously.
So, in the disappointing week.
No, I didn't want it.
All right.
Oh, good.
Jackson's in the barrel.
So, winner announced on Monday.
Great prize.
Oh, wow.
Comedy festival.
And also stay at one of the great joints of all time.
And what?
That's that body joint cool.
Bridges.
Yes.
She's done well to go an hour after two and a half hours earlier.
That's buttering up.
It would have been a lot of talk about the weather.
Oh, you're in.
Yeah.
It got in kids.
You got a cat.
You got a dog.
Oh, those things.
Talk to me.
I don't know.
I'm the king of the deal.
Just get out.
Stop.
Stop.
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