Billy Takes On Tradies, Coffee Wankers, and the English Language - The Best of Triple M's Rush Hour - Monday 9th March 2026

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I'm in the very rare group of being absolutely superb.

And where you can improve.

Bill, yes, you must get better at this. I don't know if I can.

So JB and Billy are looking back at the best stuff from their illustrious careers.

Oh, that's very, very crisp. This is the best of Triple M's rush hour.

It's Labor Day and I'm in here.

How does that happen?

I'm not a public holiday worker.

No, I am not.

But I'll tell you what we're going to do in this hour.

Joe Ancikonti, good, a fine young lady.

Yes.

We've heard of speaking to her. She's, of course, trying to be our first ever female F1 driver

from this country.

Yes.

Dan and on, girl, Bill's bike.

Oh.

The time when an Uber driver stole our driver.

My driver.

I still can't believe that sucked him.

I love my driver and he took it.

He'll send two.

And then he's quick.

Uber driver.

He did delete in his account.

And we put a famous fat cock up into several songs.

Maddie Haywood is brilliant at that.

But before all that to me, boy,

I want you to catch up with some stuff that you missed from earlier this year.

You didn't start for six weeks.

You had six weeks off to you.

Remember that?

Even more.

Exactly.

And we'll start by going to icon park again and playing with a little air horn.

Ready.

Beak and abutments.

What?

Oh, no.

What's this red thing over there?

Oh, hang on.

Bill.

What is it?

Bill, don't touch it.

No, no.

It's the emergency siren.

So why would they put it in front of me?

A big red button.

I don't know.

Why would they do that, Ralph?

If you hit that, the siren will sound across icon park.

I'll bet you a way.

We're not taking that bit.

That's right.

Oh.

It actually works.

What's a red button?

What's the siren?

It would not be here.

We've got a bloody siren.

We've got a siren.

Ugh.

What?

Get it?

Why stop?

We will get kicked out of here.

We will get kicked out of here.

So that was two years ago when they put the emergency siren in our box.

Last year we were in the same commentary box and they'd actually like unplugged D-Wired

the red button so you couldn't push it.

This year.

They've moved us into another completely different commentary box.

They keep you away from blowing a siren here.

That was really?

Yeah.

Of the carry on and there's a game on.

So you can't do it.

No.

They've made sure.

You can't do it because there is a game on.

Stop there!

No, stop there!

He's a game on fast.

They still playing!

Bell has pictures.

His bow has pictures.

Oh my goodness.

And the air horn.

Oh no.

They're not stopping this game other than.

Hang on.

No I'm recording, I'm recording.

I'm recording.

What if it turns on.

I'm recording.

I'm recording.

Oh my goodness.

You are a child.

The gelong bench.

Have a look at the players down there.

They're filthy and the blues bench.

wanted up, he's busy himself, he thinks his nature's been good fun.

They can't have a smile, your little turds, it's like, hey, it's a bit of fun, you're

in front of it, idiot fat, it's all I can say, up next, Joanne Chaconte.

Fair.

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It's the best of Triple M's rush hour on the Victorian Labor Day public holiday, J.B.

Has somehow managed to wrangle another day off if you can believe that, but last week we

spoke to a young lady who has a very bright future in motorsport, she's the youngest

ever Aussie F1 Academy driver, Joanne Chaconte.

Australia has five Formula One race winners, Jack Bravin, Alan Jones, Mark Weber, Daniel

Ricardo and Oscar Piastry.

He wins the Dunscrewl 3, it is victory for Oscar.

And our next guest is beginning her climb up the Formula One ladder, in a bid to become

winner number six.

We just need her opponents to stop frigging taking her out.

Now I'm just looking at Joanne Chaconte, I think she was so unlucky here, she's got nowhere

to go.

Bit of a victim there.

Please welcome Joanne Chaconte.

Oh, hello.

Welcome to you.

Hi.

Thanks for having me.

A lot of cool story.

This is just 17 years of age in a Formula Four car.

Unbelievable intro, by the way.

That's Maddie and Maddie.

You did a great job at the Boothfield.

That was great.

So tell us about your life right up to now, Joanne, where have you been for the last

few years?

So I just recently turned 17 years old, I'm Melbourne-based and last year I participated

in the biggest global series for females in motorsport, which is the F1 Academy.

I was the August participant on that grid, one out of two Australians as well and there

was only 20 girls, so that was quite an achievement and that was probably the step up to my Formula

career.

Apart from that, I did some races internationally.

I didn't do many Formula races in Australia.

I kind of went to the Big League pretty quickly.

And then before that also did five and a half years of carting and yeah.

And a Formula One female driver, how far was that away?

Well, there has been females in Formula One before about 50 years ago, so the cars were

very different.

They're trying to have a huge push for females at the moment.

And I'm 17, as I said, so I still think I have a long road ahead of me, but I'd like

to be the first female Australian in Formula One in the next seven years.

That would be awesome.

And you love it also, you go along this weekend?

Yes, so this year I'm participating in the Kyodjo Cup, which is a Japanese series and

it's Formula Four as well.

Right.

I'm a female category as well, against Japan's best females.

And I'm competing in Japan this year because we're looking at a super formula seat.

So super formula is the fastest open wheeler category outside of Formula One.

Joe, open wheel racing is dangerous.

Yes.

And you are a beautiful example of a fine young lady who I would imagine when you get yourself

down into the cockpit, must think, I'm about to travel at 300kmh.

How have you been able to get that comfortable in your own head?

I started when I was nine years old, so when you're so young, you kind of don't have

any fear.

Yeah, right.

And I was just so addicted to the speed and the adrenaline and I was always a sporty person

and it's not like a backyard sport, you know, it's so different and that's what I loved

about it.

And the time it came like a routine and now if you look at my journey in motor sport,

every day looks like a training day for me.

So that fear's just kind of developed into like, I don't know, a passion.

Well, you've got to have some so-called language, shit about it.

You've got to have a bit of shit about it, don't you?

To do it.

You do.

Competitive.

You've got to be competitive, Joe.

Yeah.

I mean, we're looking at tenths of a second.

Yes.

And when you're going over 200 kilometers and you're going through high speed, slow speed

corners overtaking, things do get so intense.

Oh, yeah.

So, yeah, you obviously need to train for that as well, but I've always been quite competitive

no matter what sport I play.

So you don't have your actual license yet?

No.

You can laugh at me, but I finally got my learners.

That's so funny.

Well, if we're not laughing at you, you can't ever laugh at me.

So when you get in the car and put the L on the front of the car, and you look down,

you're doing out of 90, do that.

Yeah, that'll be interesting.

Just sitting on 60 and things.

I know, sitting on 60 down the three ways is not enjoyable.

No.

So Oscar, that's where our focus is.

Yes.

Come on, because you're not going to say this, Joe, because you're too well-mannered, but

I'm going to say it for you.

Completely shafted last year.

He was.

Team and wife.

Yeah.

Should have bloody won.

Yep.

So, how's he going to go this year?

You make of these new engines and all the stuff before the race?

Yes.

So the engines and the hybrid, whatever it is going on in Formula One, it's quite absurd,

I think.

I think that I love Formula One purely because of the way the car drives and how you have

to cope with it, but things are quite going in the electrical direction.

Yeah.

But without that, I think that Oscar is a real driver.

You know, he's able to adapt quickly, which is a big strength that you need as a driver,

go to these new tracks, new set up.

Like, he's very adaptable, which I think is very persistent.

And I think that I have high hopes for him this year.

Like, even the start of last year, he's quite, he basically dominated.

Yes, he did.

Apart from what happened with his team, not really much to say about that.

No, no.

But, um, yeah, look, I'm really rooting for him this year and I think that he has a really

high chance.

Yes.

Come on, Oscar.

But there tonight, the glamour on the grid, this is the biggest night, I think in Melbourne

for the whole year.

Yeah.

You're frocking up, Joe.

I am rocking up.

I'm frocking.

I'm frocking.

Oh, sorry.

Dressing up.

Yep.

I'm frocking up.

Yeah.

So we start.

So we get to see you drive in Australia.

Yes.

So I've been driving in Australia, but I'd love to race at the Formula One Grand Prix.

Yes.

Like my dream, of course, in Formula One car.

Um, but I'm doing actually some races this year and from the four, I'll be participating,

I think at the Wynton round and at the bend in South Australia.

Beautiful.

So that would be quite cool to race at the A4, but most of my races are international.

Right.

All right.

I drove past the bend the other day, heading into Adelaide from Thailand.

Thailand bend?

Yeah.

Outside of the bend, there's not much there, Joe.

No.

And I'll tell you what.

Actually, like, facility is awesome, right?

Yeah.

And like Wynton.

There's nothing there.

You're fricking there's nothing there.

There's nothing at Wynton.

Maybe Ned Kelly or something.

We're rowing down the road.

That's amazing.

Exactly right, Joe.

Well, Joe, good on you.

Yes.

This is a great story.

We will be following you very, very closely.

Good luck in Japan.

Thank you, guys.

Thanks so much.

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JB's decided that four days in a row on air with Bill is way too many.

But one thing we love Billy for is his butchery of the English language.

So let's go back to a classic moment from last year when Billy had one little slip up.

Now, yes.

Yesterday, uh, among a very poor month of broadcasting.

Yeah.

Well, that just ripped this one out.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

There it is.

A little at the end of the year.

Here we get a little special little nugget.

One of my sons said to me,

What was he actually trying to say?

And I said, I don't know.

No.

So anyway, that reminded us of course of one of the most favourite.

But I'll let out.

So that was a few years back.

That's hard to say.

Yeah.

So then we decided we'd mash the two of them together.

Maddie put a mashy together.

Oh, mashy.

And you're on, Bill.

Here we go.

Don't miss your chance to see Europe's best football teams.

But I'll let out.

We miss him, don't we?

No.

Don't you?

Oh, no.

Sorry.

That is, uh, by way of setting up.

Maddie's put together that.

And into five of our favourite songs.

I, I like a big song.

I like it.

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He's filthy.

Ah, this is ridiculous.

There's two of five.

Yeah, let's hear this third.

We got one.

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That's three.

I'm counting in Jimless one.

Two, three.

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Oh.

Oh, this is something that is finest in little things and music.

Me, a lot.

Might be the best one of the five.

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Number five.

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What do you think of that?

That's funny, Fatty.

No.

No, it's OK.

No, people driving around.

That's why we're crashing their cars.

No, I don't think that's the only thing.

What I think.

And just as we let this segment go, I'd like to hear the mashy, just...

I'm on to the mashy.

And you're on, Bill.

Here we go.

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But I don't know who will let out.

I don't know who will let out.

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It's no secret Aussie's bloody love their coffee.

But in 2011, there was one man who'd had enough of coffee culture.

Billy Brownless.

Triple M advises the following segment may contain course language,

adult themes, and excessive yelling.

Kids in cars, you've been warned.

Five, four, three, two, one.

It's time for the big bloke to explode.

This is Billy's bake.

I tell you what, really, get under my skin, Jim.

What?

Coffee, wankers?

I was at the counter the other day.

This...

In front of me was asked me if they've got a Vietnamese chai.

Then he asked if he could have a little bit of hazelnut shot with that.

Hey, dickhead.

It's a coffee shop.

They sell coffee.

Honestly, how did they ever allow this foreign crap to get into our country, Jim?

Yes.

What the hell is chai anyway, Jim?

It's healthy spice milk tea, Bill.

Healthy.

Since when is coffee supposed to be good for you, Jim?

There's lattes.

There's cap of tinos.

And there's short monogettis.

Macchiato.

Stop interrupting me, Jim.

It's bull.

I've got this message for our Russia listeners, Jim.

Yes.

If you drink chai anything,

grow some hair on your boar.

Rocky, what is going on?

What's wrong with the world, Jim?

Chai.

I'll have a bit of hazelnut.

This is the best of Triple Ems, Russia.

Dave and Billy are both very keen golfers.

So, when any new products come out from big companies like TaylorMade,

they usually get a look into some free stuff.

But let's go back to 2021 when some free stuff went missing.

Might as well remind people we've got the TaylorMade,

Sims 2 driving range thing happening as well.

The Russia is after your best golfing story, unusual.

Or you need to set to www.triplem.com today.

You do go into the running to be fitted for the all new TaylorMade, Sim2 driver.

Which is magnificent.

Oh, get you in a mate to come along.

I thought Lucy was bringing it in.

Lucy just marched in.

When are you doing in limo from Prima?

Hi guys.

I know.

I would love to bring it in for you, Bill.

But I have a story.

Oh, yes.

As to where the driver is.

I thought I was getting one today.

Yes, so did we.

So, the driver was supposed to be put with a courier to be sent to us here today.

So you can have some photos with it, give it a test run.

Yes, exactly.

It's unreleased.

Unreleased.

Oh, no.

It has this driver.

Oh, no.

It's not out for another couple of weeks.

It's magnificent.

Has it been stolen?

Couriers were really busy.

So what we did instead.

Well, when I say we.

We booked an Uber, right?

Yes.

Guys in the Uber so we can track it.

Oh, no.

Get picked up from TaylorMade.

Yes.

Adding Clayton.

Yes, it is.

Driver cancels the trip.

Once he's picked it up, the trip's on its way.

We can see it.

Oh, no.

A trip is cancelled.

Oh, no.

A trip is cancelled.

Oh, no.

A trip is cancelled.

He's playing golf right now.

With my driver.

With the Uber driver deletes his account.

We cannot track it.

Oh, you're driving.

The driver has the driver.

The driver has the driver.

And we still don't have it.

The shifting mother.

There is a good golfing story unusual.

So that is true.

So look at what would the driver be worth?

That's the time.

What's it worth?

It's over $1,000.

So the Uber driver has deleted all of them.

Oh, no.

We cannot track him.

We're trying to contact Uber to try and get some help.

Oh, no.

That's true.

That's true.

That's true.

That's true.

To try and get some kind of background in my life.

And that's my job.

That's my job.

Yes, I'm going to get stuck through the job.

I mean you can't do that.

That's a seem too many.

Anything anyone in Melbourne?

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You can't do that.

You can't do that.

That's a seem too many.

That's a seem too many.

That's a seem too many.

You can't do that.

That's a seem too many.

That's a seem too many.

to reflect on your achievements I'm in the very rare group of being

absolutely superb and where you can improve.

Bill, yes you must get better at this. I don't know if I can.

So JB and Belia looking back at the best stuff from their illustrious careers.

There's some gold there. Oh that's very very crisp.

This is the best of Triple N's rush hour.

Coming up this hour Fat Richmond's Jacob Hopper, you take on one of our

tradeys when the biggest ever meltdown which I love plus a very ordinary joke to finish.

I think it's an Irish one but very well.

Some more daisy and billy stuff. They love this. They love the Jimmy Boy.

I tell you about a Norwegian skier.

Yes. Did you see this Jim? He admitted to cheating on his partner.

He won bronze and he got up on the daos bronze and he admitted cheating on her

and apologized to the whole world. It was fantastic.

Have a listen.

Don't know if you saw Norwegian by athlete.

A stirler, home, a lagrid.

Something like that. It is something like that.

And yes I did. Well he won bronze.

Yeah which is a good effort.

Yeah and of course his interviews and well he made his post interview all about

getting his ex-girlfriend back. He had this girlfriend for six months.

I think he did a bit of extra curricular swimming outside the flash, swimming

outside the flag. Okay then running outside the track.

Taking outside downstairs. Whatever you want.

And this is for all stirler. This is stirler.

But I think it's in Norwegian.

And some can't see it for a day.

Love of my life.

For a total of three months ago I made the biggest mistake.

And I cheated on her.

Oh for three months she didn't have a chance to do it.

Been thinking about it all week.

And it's the worst week of my life.

Gold medal in my life and I lost it.

I think you can live.

And I'm a mad dude.

So I have to go now.

And lose translation.

Next fat has a bone to pick with one of our most rusted on listeners.

So did the Norwegian skier.

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JB and Billy are having a day off.

Probably not hard earned for the Victorian Labor Day public holiday.

Which now looks very ironic.

Because we're about to replay the time Billy decided a certain section of our

audience didn't work hard enough.

One triple three five three.

Yes.

Because I reckon our friends or tradis will be ringing up here Jim.

Well you haven't cleared this with he gourmet self.

Because I think you might be on your own.

I've had enough of them.

Well the tradis Jim think they're the backbone of the country.

They work hard.

Is this a bike?

Bull crap they work hard.

What are you talking about Bill?

A sprinkle of rain.

Everything closes down.

Shut down.

There's no work happening.

What?

The tradis Jim.

Why are you saying this Bill?

Well I've got a mate.

Right.

Oh, Coco in gelong he's building some apartment.

Right.

And a rain three days ago nothing's happened for three days Jim.

It's a bit of a sprinkle.

They worry about their blonde tipped hair or the studs in their ears.

Might get rusty.

Bill.

Feenicum Jim.

Willis.

Nothing else shuts down if he's rain.

I see the new day agent still open across the road or the end days.

Oh look at them already jumping off.

The real estate bloke still work in the rain Jim.

Here they come.

Car salesmen still work in the rain.

And it's just not the rain.

What?

If it's hot, too hot can't work.

Oh no.

If the surf's up, guess what happens out a bit of rain.

They closed it.

I can't believe this is coming in.

And Jim.

Oh no.

They have Christmas parties.

They start in November.

Oh Bill.

They go November to December and then they don't work in January.

I can't.

I'm going to do it myself.

I cannot believe Bill that you are taking on our heartland.

Bloody tradis Jim.

Feenicum.

All right.

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to start hanging plaster myself.

All right.

Well, let's keep.

Plum the toilets.

But I'm going to war wire the lampshade.

That was T-O-R-L-E-T-S.

That's right.

Toilets.

Toilets.

Feenicum, mate.

Bit of rain and they're out of never seen it.

I can't believe what you're doing here.

And that is you're trying to split down the middle

our best friends.

Well, the greatest family members.

The people who listen to us religiously day in day out.

Exactly.

I bet you they're not working.

That's because they'll be plenty of callers

because they're not bloody working.

Mick from Fitzgerald.

We might just get him straight on.

Mick.

Oh hang on.

Mick.

Can I build?

Yes, I'm at Iron Mate because of the beautiful rain.

Oh, Feenicum.

Many chance you can work at all, Mick.

Yeah, I did.

I tried to do this more

but they wouldn't let us because of the rain.

Oh, no.

So how long had...

When did you rain yesterday?

Work yesterday?

We were home early because of the rain.

Oh, I'm listening.

And then...

And then it's made to truck driver.

Not working.

Why?

Because of the rain.

He drives a tipper.

Oh, I'll tell you what, what that's like, Mick.

All right, well...

See?

Matt's in gelong.

Yeah, Matt, do you want a piece of built?

Mattie.

Still hardly, mate.

Yeah, you'd be working.

You wouldn't be working.

You'd be raining.

Oh, I'm heading home.

I've got a bit of work at work today.

Oh, see?

What do you do?

Why can't you work?

Where are you?

I'm a plumber from gelong

and I'm just from my home

because I had a plunge

and someone's backyard

and I got covered in...

Poo.

Oh, I know.

Exactly.

Oh, nice.

That's actually fair that he's going home.

Yeah, well, that's fair.

The rain all day and the last job

and I got covered in it.

Well, you deserve a tick then,

Mattie, you're all right.

See? He's worked in the rain.

Good on you.

Matt, what are you got for us?

Well, see?

Okay, mate.

I was just going to go down

to the valley and have a quad.

Well, see?

The fillet can get stuck.

I'm going to lose you out.

You don't want to miss out on you.

A bird piece of bread.

Either pub will be open,

even if it rains.

I'm not feeling yakin' it.

That's right.

And fair enough, Wellesie.

I'm working on work in the rain

and you sit in a little air

condition office

and they'll be down on all day.

Are you working, are you?

Are you?

That's working.

Well, that's all right then.

I'm happy.

I'm saying the ones that don't.

As soon as a bit of a drizzle,

no, you're all right.

Wellesie, get out of the valley.

Mate, have a chat.

Oh, I know.

It's a piece.

It's a piece.

I want to come on, mate.

He said nothing.

He's going somewhere else.

Josh is impacting him, Josh.

Josh?

How's it going?

Good.

Tell us about Bill.

Are you be at home, Josh?

No, mate.

I'm still on site working.

What are you talking about, Lazy?

What?

I'm still working in the rain, mate.

What do you do?

I'm a painter.

I'm painting outside on the downpipes.

That's it, Bill.

Bill, how can you paint outside of a train, mate?

Well, simple.

You get under there and you paint it hard.

You paint it hard, Bill.

Yeah, apparently you paint it hard, Willis.

I don't mind these boys, because they're working.

You change your tune.

You said every trady.

That doesn't work when it rains.

You said a blanket trady.

Let's get to wherever he lambs out there, Willis.

There's a lot of cool stuff.

There you go.

Lamb is Bill on the money here.

Bill, what do you think I'm doing right now?

I'm a driver, name.

Exactly.

Why?

I've been working all day.

All day, Bill.

Well, do you listen?

I said, if they are working now, that's fine.

Good on him.

No, you actually never said that.

You didn't say that wrong.

I said, the closest down assumes a bit of rain

and good on your lean, you're a star.

No, don't point you on the backflip now, Willis.

Gary's in back his march, guys.

Yeah, mate.

Bill, I remember you're saying the other day

that you get up about nine o'clock.

That's it.

I told you they haven't smoked about that, mate.

Bill, 10 o'clock today, because it was raining.

All right, Tim.

Tim's in Phillip Island, Timmy.

Timmy, you'll be home all day today.

Bill, Bill, Bill.

Yes.

You are following it.

Yes.

Have you worked, Timmy?

I haven't been working in the rain all day.

I am wet as a shag, and the lady who I'm tracking mud

through a house is absolutely pulling her hair

at all day today.

Well, you should be at home on my way home now,

but yeah, you're a chippy.

You're a chippy.

No, I can't be.

I'm a can't make up.

Good on you.

Well, indoors.

That's OK, I suppose.

Well, it's got to come from out to in.

So tracking mud in the house, you go on, but no.

Hey, Timmy, as Bill got any idea of what you'd like to go through,

the work you do.

Listen to the two.

Bill has got no idea.

That's fair, Tim.

Bill, there you've got all these right people

with their backup.

I've got more vehicles.

There are more ruins in Moody Ponds.

Rocky, Rowan.

What are you got for Bill?

I build, I build, I start.

I'll have to fill you with it in the rain and in the heat, mate.

Union rules, mate.

Union rules.

Union rules.

Union rules.

Have you worked today, Rose?

I haven't worked today, but I've worked today.

Oh, I haven't worked today because I've been a rain.

No, no, I haven't worked in three days, mate.

Oh, jeez.

I don't believe it.

I love it, Rose.

Yeah, you're jeez is about to tell you what it is.

An Angelo.

Let's get to Angin, Caram Downs, Angin.

Get out, boys, there you go.

What do you got for Bill?

Bill, you can get stuck.

Right, I'm a Sparky, and if you want me to work in the rain,

you need to understand,

Jim, you've got a bit of sense, mate.

Oh, of course.

No, explain the bill, that water is conducive.

That's it.

My brothers are Sparky.

Angin works in all conditions, but he's got to be safe.

Exactly right, mate.

If I start beyond this for a bloody day,

I'd be a happy boy.

I don't believe it any day, Bill.

What about inside?

You must be able to do a bit inside.

Oh, it doesn't help, mate.

It doesn't help being told when you haven't got much to do.

Oh, feeling conductive.

So, Bill, I think the...

What are you questioning the fact that water is conducive?

Is that what you're doing?

You put the tubes around it?

Oh, the water?

This is a Los Angeles.

Oh, no good, Bill.

No, this is one to this, man.

I feel it.

You've been a rain, and I see it.

I'll tell you what you've done here.

Bitten off more than you can chew.

Yes.

Fat stuff.

Who called me fat boy?

Rowan.

I would like an apology to our tradeys

for the disrespect you've just shown them.

No.

Ah, now, sorry.

That's Bill.

Oh, that's it.

Appraisers.

What would you say, Bill?

Oh.

You can't just grunt.

Mm-hmm.

Well, there's a few there that haven't worked for three days.

To all our magnificent tradeys.

I say.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Ow!

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This is the best of Triple M's rush hour,

and we know Billy is famous for some epic meltdowns.

Sometimes it's not just one word that doesn't come out right.

It's several, just like this from 2019.

Well, James Lake, the newsreader.

Yes, very good, very good.

Complish.

That's it, eloquent.

And he said this,

and he's little news-real thing, Jim.

He said.

Ah, he said.

And I quote.

Well, this is a segment called,

what do you find hard to say, Bill?

That's right.

Anything in your case.

And he said, Jim.

Yes.

A burglar got stuck.

Ah!

A burglar got stuck down a chimney to him.

Burglar.

And he actually said that.

A burglar.

A boat trying to break in got stuck down the chimney, Jim.

Oh, wow!

Oh, wow!

And I thought to myself,

right there, Jim.

I thought, gee, that's hard to say.

So, would you have another go at it, please?

Well, he said.

A burglar got stuck down a chimney.

What's wrong with that?

How do you say it, then?

A burglar got stuck down a chimney.

It's not that hard.

A burglar got stuck down a chimney.

A chimney.

There's an L in there.

A chimney.

A chimney.

A chimney.

Thank you, Bill.

Oh, there you go, chimney.

No, no.

And no, well, anyway.

One triple three five.

It is possible to script any of this impossible.

But it's just impossible.

It's like when I went to Ihoho.

If I say Ihoho, Ihoho.

Oh.

Why do you actually try to say it, Bill?

The, um,

uh, the, uh,

this is what you think, not that.

The country, the state.

Over in, um, the USA.

I don't know.

No, no, which one?

I know it is.

I let him go.

Don't you get it right?

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Now AFL opening round is done and dusted all 18 teams are ready to go this weekend

in round one.

So let's revisit a chat we had last week with Richmond's Jacob Hopper,

who, as we found out, shares a history with Billy Brownness

that none of us could believe.

He's short the Hopper.

Marks about 60 metres out.

Nonchalty runs around because he dummies around the mark.

Beautifully runs the 45.

He's already fist-pucked this.

He knew it was home as soon as it left the bird.

Get from Justin's side 50 to the puck right,

and he runs around and opens up the angle.

He's off and he's celebrating.

He's stood here as a tiger,

and he's to put him in front.

Oh, he's at home.

Oh, the big body's mid.

Three goals there, Jim.

That's it.

Six last years.

Anyway, we'll ask him about that.

You can ask him now because he's here.

Welcome to you, Jacob Hopper.

Only six of them last year, Jake.

Yeah, unfortunately he was a short highlight reel.

No, that was good.

No, we got 50 per cent of it in, so perfect.

How you going, mate?

How's preseason been

and must be looking forward to round one?

Yep, good, good.

It's always a bit of a slog.

I feel like you get to this time of year

and it's time to play games.

Everyone's half cooked already, but I think it's all part of it.

So hopefully you're up now for a good competitive game

against the Blues.

We were only saying yesterday with them in Barrett.

There's a couple of high-profile players

who aren't going to play around one

because they got suspended in the last bracket.

How bad would that be?

Imagine going through everything you've gone through.

And then you're not playing round one.

Yeah, no.

Pracking matches, they're a necessary evil, I think.

It's better than having another intra club type

set up because you're going to start position,

but it's always the risk whether it's injury

or all that sort of stuff.

But yeah, now they're frustrating.

So is it in the back of your head

that you're thinking, I absolutely have to have these hit out

physically, but I don't want anything to happen.

Yeah, I don't want to get hurt.

I just want to get my ass through it.

And then I'm ready round one.

Is that in your head anyway?

I think so, yeah.

I think I'd be lying if I said no.

But yeah, change, either you get older,

that's probably comes more of the thought.

But you definitely see it in the young boys

just it's like around one

because it's the first AFL feel.

But yeah, you know, you need to get a game load in

before it gets real serious,

but yeah, definitely in the back of the mind.

So you got an idiot at your club

who's just dangerous even on the track,

like literally you've got to look out for

because you'll run into you

and cause you problems even though you were in the same jumper.

Yeah, there's a, I love all my tangents,

but there's a couple that are a definite avoids.

Toby?

Yeah, well, he actually, he sees white.

Yeah, he's got a big neck, big neck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's in a bruise neck, because yeah.

Fortunately, he's on a bit of a monitored load

so he can peel, choose a little bit.

Who else?

We've got a few young boys actually that are

that are not quite right in the head,

but in a good way.

Yes.

We've got young grills that come in

and they're actually really showing his true colors

straight away.

Sammy Grill?

Yeah, number eight.

Yeah.

Not pick, yeah, yeah.

Seth Campbell is just a different catch,

but he's not right.

He can tell that.

He's not right.

Yep.

Ryan Mansor, it seems to be all these little

little angry stories.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we've got a heap of them.

A heap of them, so.

Come Browns?

I mean, yeah, he's not as bad as his old man.

Not as bad as his old man.

Oh, okay.

Now, well, also, tell us about growing up.

This is a good story, Jimmy Boy.

It's from the River Arena.

It got picked up.

Went to St. Pat's in Ballarat.

Got picked up there.

But the River Arena boy at a place called

Leighton, which is out the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, it's in the middle of nowhere,

but it's God's country, as I like to say.

Not many people know where we're talking about,

but yeah, grew up in the Lord Leighton.

Loved my time there with the Leighton Whitten Crows.

Oh, no.

What the hell is it?

Oh, it's, yeah.

You ain't got, you know, you ain't got.

No.

It's an egg school.

Jimmy's a tiny.

Oh, I think him, Waga Waga, you're right on there.

Don't mistake it for Waga Waga, though.

But yeah, it's in or around that area.

New South Wales, near Daryldry.

Near Daryldry?

Yeah.

So you're wise a gun footballer in Claren Dere.

No, Claren Dere, you got Griffith, yeah.

Griffith, underbelly, Griffith.

Yeah, that's what we put all that man in.

I mean, not really.

Lockhart.

Lockhart, they have good race meeting there, don't they?

Lockhart?

Yes, yeah.

No, I'll be doing everything you want.

I won't need one, don't be.

Oh, I won't.

I won't.

I won't.

Who's from there?

That's where we went to a wedding.

Yeah, it's here.

That's my wedding story.

Can you believe this, Jacob Hopper?

He went to the wrong wedding.

He sat in there with his mate thinking,

what, I don't we know more people?

And they'd be how long in there for?

No, that's when we kicked the footy out of the solar marue.

We know the rule.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they still have that every year.

So I did it once when we got on the frothy.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

It's true.

It's up on the sign there.

Yeah.

Then we went to Westwildong for a wedding

and put the suit on and got inside the church

and sat there for 10 minutes or something.

I said, that is not flabby.

It's wrong wedding.

Wrong wedding in Westwildong.

You can get up there.

We've got family still up there.

I've got Hopper.

My crazy, beautiful granny that still lives there.

So that's Mum's Mum.

Yeah.

No, my parents have moved, my brothers have moved.

But it's still home.

Got a couple of good mates still that live there.

The mum and dad love you playing footied.

Do they get down to all the games?

They love it.

They love it.

Dad actually ran the Oz kick,

growing up in Leighton.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he loved it.

He was from a small town called Urenna.

Yep.

If you know Urenna,

I was born in Urenna.

Oh, shit.

I mean, I was born in Urenna.

What, I just dropped it on the bloody side of the road.

No, there was a hospital there.

I was born in Urenna.

No way.

Yeah, it's true.

Well, Jim, Jim, my old man, Jim, he was one of 13.

So he'd had to know of Hopper.

Yeah.

That can Urenna.

I mean, I'm not sure how long it's been.

Well, I was there.

Urenna, young.

Circumstised as a baby.

Oh, that must have hurt.

That must have hurt,

because I couldn't walk for a year.

He's coming out with some of his own stuff.

Yeah, he's coming out with some of his own stuff.

Oh, he's coming out with some of his own stuff.

Oh, he's coming out with some of his own stuff.

Urenna, that is all he was born in Urenna.

Yeah, yeah.

That is unbelievable.

Yeah.

Okay, good.

Oh, first meeting.

We go, we could be relaxed.

Oh, you wouldn't want that.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You would not want that.

You would not want that.

You would not want that.

You would not want that.

Jacob, good luck, mate.

We all love you.

You're a bloody star.

Yes.

Good luck with that, with the wedding,

with everything else that's coming up.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

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I can pull his head already.

I know what.

He's going to go every penrod gig go on Friday.

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Jim a lot of protest has been happening in our great city.

And tomorrow.

There's another protest .

Oh not another one.

Mm, about ferry bread.

It's been organised, police are expecting hundreds and thousands to bleed here.

Right, that was too well.

I like that.

When you know it's going to be shit, just hit the button.

Don't any delay.

Just wait till I'm on the top.

I didn't even finish the bloody thing.

What's after?

That's a stressful...

Police are expecting hundreds and thousands there.

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Good button pressing from you.

Where is it?

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