Bobby's Moana Birthday! w/ Stavros Halkias

0:00It doesn't go on your head it goes over your right shoulder Everything has to be ninja with you. I actually think that looks awesome. It's right. Moana the Japanese soldier The tail they haven't told you the Japanese Moana soldier. I haven't told this tail yet with drunk Tommy Lee I don't know drunk Tommy Lee was with us I'm an Asian dude You two are disgusting I'll you two or something bad friends I cannot say except you welcome for the tides the sun the sky Hey, it's okay. It's okay. Let me do what come I guess an ordinary dummy guy Okay, I can't give a shot. That's the chorus hey Hey Hey, what time hey, what has two thumbs and pulls up the sky

1:06When you're way to Lingya hi When you're really bad Really bad this guy when the nights caught cold Who stole you fire from down below I got it What are you doing? Do you think you got it? That's the song no. Yeah, no, it sounded actually perfect. Okay So I don't know whose choice was this moana bull. It's my birthday. I get what we're doing happy birthday What can I say except happy birthday to a sweet little Chinese boy. Yeah, what can I say? Do this happy birthday And then do this that's drunk Tommy Lee Yeah, this is from a fan happy birthday Look at that. Do you see what I just run the table happy birthday. That's from a fan. That is too. Thank you Thank you. You got two of them here yet. These are have been here

2:07No, we just got these have been in the I've seen this in the in the studio before we literally just got them So today my girlfriend said that I have a disease Which one Marcelo Hernandez is text message it called me if I could to call him back sure give him a ring all right It's your birthday man. You want to do whatever you want on your birthday? You got telling me on the show Like congratulations, but are you above us because you're on bad friends with ander right now Oh, no, yes, say something. Hey, man. Hey, man. Well, I love Andrew Andrew is just a great guy and honestly Bobby how often do you say thank you to Andrew for making your career? What can I say except you? My god, it's my birthday Uh-oh, oh my god Bobby. It's your birthday. How do you know 69? I regret calling you Marcelo Hernandez. Oh Oh my god listen, Bob. What do you want? What do you need? I could say any of you want baby? You want black market? I'm gonna pose you. What do you want?

3:09On Saturday. I'm doing a show in like a cool place in LA, and I was wondering if you could wait tables for it I you know what I'm gonna hang up now Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna hang up now on you. I love you Bobby. I love you. I'm just want to say when the whole industry to stop Bobby was finished. Thank you for thinking of chance on him. Thank you Thank you, brother. I appreciate it. I'll be late. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye. Okay. We love that kid. He's fantastic. He's on your side every time He's the man. All right, so I'm gonna tell you what I have what hey What do you got your diseases now your girlfriend says you have a couple of diseases. I want disease only one No, only one that's verified. This is a true one though, and I regret to have it And I don't want it But I think I have it. It's got a HPV. I mean no that's not HPV. What is it? First of all, can I just say something about my sexual juices So what What are your sexual juices? What do you mean? The pure hmm Pure okay, no go to my doctor

4:12Check my juices. I gotta go to your doctor. You go to a guy at a Korean spa and he's your dog I know, but he has juice machine everything look good. He does blood work. That's all he says He looks at you and he's gonna say what I have what do you have? God dude Shaden Freud Shaden Freud. Yeah, you're Shaden Freud. Yeah, what is it? Shaden Freud is when you're when you love the demise of others Here's a why it's feeling joy or satisfaction when you get something bad happens to another person. I know what Shaden Freud is So there's this one game it was Germany versus Brazil So Shaden Freud was very appropriate there. Yes. Yeah, it was 2014. I believe and they beat Germany no Germany beat Brazil. I think seven one. Mm-hmm. And There's always in the if you see the highlights they always cut to a kid Who's in a Brazilian jersey? He's crying and he's crying so deeply bringing up I know I watched that video all the time because when I see the kid cry it makes me laugh And is that Shaden Freud? It's pretty on the nose. He's a jerk. He's a Brazilian fan. Yeah

5:16Shaden front of this is great. We watch a little boy cry. It's a stance. It's kid I have Shaden Freud dude Dude this I mean that's dark to laugh at that poor kid. I know, but they lost seven one four to zero right there That's when they were at four zero. Oh wow. Yeah, it got worse and worse and worse. Is that sketch? And it just grew up to be sketchy But anyway, um, I have Shaden Freud. I do it because I You're never because you're not whole. No, that that's not why it's I'll watch like Tottenham like they lost today and I'll watch like reaction videos of Tottenham fans watching the game Mm-hmm, and then being devastated when they're getting scored on it brings me joy What about when people watch you when Arsenal loses? Arsenal doesn't lose. We don't lose. Well, that's the problem So no one gets to do that to you because even when we lose we win. No, right of course because you're Arsenal No, because we tried our best So so stupid. Oh yeah, we gave it 100% out there effort

6:17You can tell it on the pitch the sweat the tears the blood the blood The blood it runs through the stone. Why want to say and that's the street isn't what they're talking about Stone Street Eric Stone Street Eric Stone Street it by the way. Can I just say something about Eric Stone Street? Yeah Fuck that guy. Okay. Why because he called me is like why weren't you at the wedding? What what wedding He goes I hung out with your friend Andrew at the wedding. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, he's the man. Why would he call me to rub that in my face? Because that's funny that shot in front of bitch That's right in front of my face. That's a little case of your eyes. Oh Shit, and then you guys feel the glee. Yeah, then he called me and he's like dude I bullied Bobby about that and I was like yeah, fuck him and he was like yeah, he stinks. Yeah Well, can I say except you're welcome? Yeah, go back to the lyrics. Hey Happy birthday Happy birthday. Go. Okay. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Dear Bobby

7:19Happy birthday to you. So I wanted to do like Travis Scott in Odyssey happy birthday to you happy birthday to you Bobby Yeah Yeah, yeah, you loved it. No, I love the movie. I didn't like that. So oh ghetto fucking banana cake Okay Banana bread from a ghetto place. Where's this place from? That's vans I think Ralph's Ralph's yeah, even worse you couldn't go to like air one No, dude, he didn't have it a air one. He's coconut. He said he bought it air one Coconut for marijuana. Wait, did you make a wish? I did did it come true. You're still alive, are you? Yeah, yeah, I'm kidding. I love you. No, that'll be funny. That's not funny. No, that's funny. No, it's my birthday Yeah, it should be nice. You should talk about what you're grateful for. So would you think of the Odyssey better than Mona finally? No, bet Mona's number one. You never saw Moana, dude. This is what can I say Welcome for the sun the sky and the birds. What can I say except do you welcome? It's not you're a silly little Korean turd. You don't even know what we do the other day

8:22We were talking about the storyline. You had no idea what the story is. I do she saves the sea Seasauce saver. She's the sea saver. Have a sea saver. By the way, now we got a love a love from Hawaii Now they're gonna be mad at us and not want us to go. Why? Because we're now we're all about Moana now It's not a Hawaii. It's more on a set in Hawaii It's not it's it's in the it's in the Pacific Islands But where is more upset tell me it's not in Hawaii. It's in the South Pacific then who gives a fuck has nothing to do with them It matters the Hawaiians matter Hawaiian lives matter and no I believe no I'm number one. Bobby is anti Hawaiian do what a Hawaiian's being kicked I kicked back To put the person that kicked the Hawaiian who's kicking the Hawaiians man? I know who's to kick in the Hawaiians But if somebody kicked the Hawaiian I just better cut it out who's cut out the kick in the Hawaiian They're laying down relaxing drinking their osai juice. What are you drinking that little mini-can? Is that is that just oh my dear bubbly water? Oh, it's poached and under the bridge so scared

9:24Oh my little Moana Oh my little little dandelion I'm very nice to see you Gross see we got to commit you to a psychic psych very nice to see you Good evening. Do you think that's what Moana sounds? Moana king the queen of the sea I saved the sea. It's like a Moana was played by Natasha Lajero. Yeah My darling my darling. Oh my god. My darling. Welcome to my island What are you gonna do when I'm gone in Atlanta shooting? What's what's gonna be going on? What's your plan? He used to go on the road. Oh, you're going back on the road. We gotta go back on the road Young man I think I think you're getting nervous. He's getting nervous about what a lot of stuff You got a lot coming up back on the road specials coming out I'm nervous. What's gonna happen? I don't know It's fun Moana went to you know godzilla minus one somehow. Yeah, we merged. Yes

10:25You think that that's what it is You think we were watching Moana and all of a sudden godzilla minus one happened. I mean be cool cool combo That's a great it's a great combo and put jaws in it. Yeah, why not you might as well put all the sea elements in it What that lock back in lockness Crack in lockness any swelter to see the roller the mag the Michael Phelps the mag Phelps has to be in it He's fighting fighting jaws Human version of whatever that is whatever that is we need in the water. Yeah, we need that the pirates the Caribbean What are you doing for your birthday is anything special happening? You guys are gonna be on the fucking road for your birthday. Yeah, he's flying to Portland So dumb so you and you and Carlos are gonna have a birthday night together. No, he's flying alone No, in Hawaii the night because so what happens is on the 16th if you're in Hawaii come check it out But on the 16th I have a show. I believe on the 16th This is September 12 Okay, so on the 16th I had already done my show Adam is playing the blue note Adam, right? Yeah

11:28So I'm gonna have dinner with him. It works out or on the 16th. I get to have dinner with Adam right? That's great. He's your birthday boy You're gonna have your little birthday together with Adam. That's right. Actually very sweet. You'll be sweet You're supposed to be there, but you're disappointed. I gotta go shoot a movie Congratulations Thanks, it really I'm super happy for you You seem like it Hey, man, it's not tires when I'm trying you know, don't I know it was terrible on that show Now you're very good. We told you you were very good. Yeah, that's coming from your mouth. You you you're not a truth Sometimes you'll say I did a good job Or something when I told you did a good job, but you didn't do a good job There's nothing you know shows borderlands You you did a bad job in the movie was bad Two for two The movie was almost unreleasable Can I take my band down? No throwing me off. No, it's awesome. It's literally throwing you look good

12:31We'll put it over your shoulder like a sash. That's what she has. Okay Oh Cute You honestly would be a cute little Korean girl. Hi, hi, I'm a or oh, hi or look. You see my beach Oh, this is your I'm in your village welcome to my beach. Thank you. Yeah, do you want Book book. Oh, I love a book. Yeah, how many book do you want how many usually fills up a man my fine? Oh, I'll take you Yeah, I don't plus three of the dogs. Okay, okay I'm coming in a guy you might not doesn't press three Right coming. Oh, I don't know. Come making. Oh, it's a lot of makings Do what I love yes Here you go eat. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah Chucky huh? Yeah, what's in this huh? Will it is you know the dead dead

13:32Toads on the riverbank. Oh, is that dead toad riverbank? You know the famous by the beat. Yes Hey, oh bad girl I love how he's like I didn't want to get in costume. He's so in character. Yeah Um, how was your talk talks? It was delicious. Thank you for your hospitality. I must be gone my way No, no, I have to leave you need to penetrate me. No, please god. No Please Don't punish me the food was bad enough. I need to be I don't want to so So for my birthday, I want a special person here. Yeah, well, we got you. I want to manifest. Yeah, well I want to manifest him. Okay, let's see and the only way we can manifest him is to our tribal music Oh, please do our tribal song I was in my living room

14:36What the fuck I was just on my couch watching 30 rocks. I know I was in New York What am I wearing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh I'm the sexual desire of a miniscule Korean man Or these specific desires That's what it feels like a diminutive Koreans Deep most deep-seated sexual fantasy on his birthday This would have been transported to Los Angeles for happy birthday Bob. Oh my god. I would you think I would manifest a bird of paradise a fat one Okay, I said I'm not a bird of paradise. That's what I just hired not a hot chick you piece of shit You did You did It was you Now look I wasn't here. I was in New York But I feel like what you said was let me manifest my deepest desire that is what he said I want a special person It's exactly what I want for better. I wish it was a hot chick too. Huh? I'm gonna get home

15:38So what can you can you sing me home back to New York? No, no, no, no, you stay here. Yeah, you're the whole time Well luckily Uncle stop is on Netflix September 8th. Please listen to it. So the timing actually worked out really well I said listen to it. Please watch it Well, you watch all this stuff and I ask you a question sure stop roast is here ladies and gentlemen Hello, all right can I ask you a question? Yes, yeah, and I hate to be confrontational. Oh, no, you don't you love it Something about our I don't want to see why these are relations because I love you. I have nothing but I love you so much Yes, what dude. It's like this with him with everybody He's confrontation with every single human that sits in that chair And they go what is it about Marcello Hernandez called 15 minutes ago and he was like fuck you Bobby Little sexy guys. Yeah, even sexy guys can't stand for me. There's something he's mad. I'm fat and I don't hate myself That's really what it at the core is what Bobby's problem with me. Well, he got off GLP one. He's back Oh, you're back. Look at his stomach show him your stomach. You look great. I said he need to get on GLP two or three Didn't work

16:39It was not good enough You look great. You don't need to do anything. All right, so Fuck you Dude watching him put that on and have a shirt off again. It made me I was so happy Why let me see because he got fat again. He is not fatty looks great. No, no, he's well. Yeah, he looks great But he's still got he got fat again. Let's see your titties show Awesome not bad go down. Well, dude for your age you look great. This name. I always you're not mic'd by the way Just it is your podcast. So I'm just letting you know Soldier The no go I'm gonna have to say what he's saying this little no co. Yeah, this is character little no co Yeah, she's sweet little um Korean girl Hi, go sit down Oh, okay, yes, he billi's not bad billi's not better old. It's not but it was way way better No, he looked great, Bob. This guy's trying to drag you down They need to keep you just miserable enough so you don't improve your life correct But like not so miserable that you kill yourself. So that's kind of the I think that's what's going on

17:41They're they have you trapped yeah me trapped. I'm here when it cares about you. He I know only me The set for the oppress me you let's ask what he's saying he went he has a polyside degree He's gonna manipulate you into fucking thinking whatever He's in terms of He knows his history. This is fucking emperor hero. He's the right here He's the reincarnation of the emperor dude hello hello. This is Teddy Roosevelt That's right. I don't know. Hello and come and bring here. Okay. Teddy Roosevelt. How you doing? Franklin. Is it Franklin? He's cousin. Yeah. Yeah. Hey That's how his cousin. Yeah, yeah, I'm Frank. Frankie Delano. That one my fucking wife's a lesbian. She's my cousin That is how he was you're not doing the his wife was his cousin who was a lesbian his first cousin I don't remember it was first or second blood matters if it's blood is the honest can I tell you the honest? Do you have any hot cousins? Oh, no, I don't I have one he does. Oh really? Yeah, I mean they're not they're good looking. I just don't want to fuck my cousins

18:47I want to be honest with telling our fans for a second. Please And Let me ask you about a relationship number one. Okay, um a Justin general is a different in club environment Like if I see you at a club a comedy club. Yeah, it might how do I treat you me and you always saying is his behavior different I want to talk about our behavior so I can correct it. Um, Arby. No, I think you're fine I think you get a I think you do have a tendency to go confrontational off rip Yeah, and then you have a tendency to play very simple mind games that are easy to see through It's sort of like when a when a toddler wants to piss you off And so you'll be like hot and cold, but it's so clear what you're doing that it I'm trying to give you a compliment Try to get out of this where you come out looking good And I come out looking bad. Oh, you're just ripping up me All right, sorry my bad. I thought you were teeing me up No, you look like the good guy. Okay, I mean buried by your thunder. Well, he is the good guy in the scenario

19:50Yes, he is We're button. There's no bad guys. We're friends. No one is at odds here. You have to stop. Okay, come no one's got a gun to your head So what I'm what I wanted to say is is that the reason why I adore you. Oh, thank you is that There's similarities with you and me absolutely no question about it And I look at the similarities and I go that's a comrades. What are the similarities you think I think him and I um are shaped differently It's true I think they were unconventionalies body silhouette really strong personalities Well, ones in the likes ones intellectual the other one is a lack of intellect. Let's not get crazy I'm not an intellect. I like I know the bit. I know you're trying to do here in Mach Bobby, but let's not no no he's the intellect Oh, okay This guy's a dark horse. You have no idea he comes out of nowhere. This guy is incredible He's one of the smartest people I've ever known in my entire life. He plays dumb. It's a big It's a it's a it's a 50 year old bit. It's a 50 55 It is a birthday right birth date right it would have been funny. How did anybody get anything? You said 50 and it didn't work

20:57No, he only started five you started at five You started five you have spit corining down I'm not trying to make me a bad mad dog. He has a special out on Netflix right now. Please go watch your pro of our fans That's what he's also on tires. He is on tires. We had great we had great episode together episodes. Yeah, you guys were in the seat you guys were together in the scene We worked a lot together. We did it. It was so much fun. It really was a blast. It was he good on set. He was incredible Yes, he was great. He was great on set. There was one I'm talking about Bobby. There was talking about I Was one incident and you let him talk But other than that, it's fine. He did ask to sniff a female cast members armpits. Okay, and But I wasn't gonna bring that up, but you did ask me how was he on set you did bring it up And you caused a problem on set I got a lot more problem on set and you made it uncomfortable for me I'm new we love the do we love the color we love the flavor. We love the citrus kick. I do love it so

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24:13At decay and g.co slash offer limited time offer nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability varies by state Was that different than on 21 there? And tell you about there is did not ask to sniff anyone's armpits on set. Yeah, was he like who is what's he like? That's so fucking funny. That's true. I was the same age 66 Yeah, I know you you look so much better. You're right. I'm 55 turning in September. It's a look wonderful. Yeah, you look the same age You really do look great. I'm not fucking with you all right It is funny that you are so old that I looked up to you as a child a guy that looks like this you were a childhood hero I used to love mad TV That's gotta be tough to see this I was once a a blushing boy being like I wonder what Bobby and Will sass over up to tonight

25:14But look you know you you get blessed by you know the younger generation And you know um you become friends with them. Mm-hmm. So that all gets mixed up and you don't really think about age really right Which is also entering you had Marcelo on the phone. He has no idea who you are historically either He's so young he yet. Well, he's 20 What frame of Rose who I am from before I'm saying he has no idea about he's 29 He doesn't know he doesn't remember mad TV. He does no chance. He brings up sketches all the time. No, it's 29 29 Mad TV. He was 24. He was like nine Yeah, but it was but it was a child show Well, definitely people who are adjusted or yeah for babies It is kind of for babies a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah They do it's good. Yeah, yeah, it's fun to see everybody's careers mad TV has launched more careers than SNL Well that one cast that you that that cast did own unbelievable wonders for almost everyone on there Like everyone on there did something. Yeah, not everyone almost every single person a lot of us got out of our life

26:20A lot of us got out of life You're the success story kid I don't call me kid when I'm your elder. Okay, old man Maybe Jordan P I would go with Jordan Piel Jordan Piel Keegan. Yeah, Alex Borsking like Baron Holt Obviously, that's about right Terran Killam will sasso I put sasso filamar Yeah, I put sasso higher I put sasso higher At Shane show Bobby was like I don't know why you're pretending to be like nerve or maybe you were and It's crushed. It's performant. It's all But one thing I love such a little princess. He's like I'm gonna bomb. I'm gonna bomb any paces and smoke It's he's like old Hollywood totally. Yes. Oh, I don't know darling. Hello Seamy anymore. Yeah, well, they even be excited if I get on the stage I'm willing Roses for me. Oh, you shouldn't have well you ordered them ma'am. Yeah If this had gone bad I would have put out a long cigarette on my Mexican garden

27:28That's a hundred percent him but he did kill. I'm sure he killed yeah And the fuck you did the funniest thing of that whole show when you started he's he gets the huge pop right South Carolina Shane fans He starts going we are Charlie Kirk Are like mad but they love him if they don't know how to fucking react and before I When he's going down he's like he just pulled it right back up and crushed for you know seven minutes after that But it was so fucking to get a huge pop and then Try and squander all your goodwill immediately and then immediately Immediately grab it back that's a fun part of that's great He was for about a month and a half we heard we are Charlie Kirk in this room every single day It's a great song. He loved that song. He couldn't get enough of that dude. Oh really moving tribute So will he be back in the next season? I hope so you got I have no I have no no no, I'm saying well the store is the story lended self-tip him coming back So the story lends it to it, but it's also want to say that I don't want to expect to be back

28:32No, I think I'm not saying I'm gonna if I mean I'm not I'm lobbying I think me you and Foley is a beautiful Troika. That's a good that's a good combination. Yeah, that's a trio I believe our friends. Yeah, they're unfuckables for real no Netflix believe in your Starbruf Lee no you get you get head. I get head foley foley. We did we defied God's wisdom though absolutely not God's wisdom his will his will is will that's what I mean Yeah Fuck you dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you dude and we beat your system. That's right. I'm a System you set up where you said that we weren't gonna get late. I'm so excited for the smart smart portion of I'll do you one better tomorrow He wakes up. He's like I think I'm sick and think I'm dying. Oh cancer. Yes, I mean thanks for all L the success Well, I'm a test to baby God truly didn't want me to exist. Yeah, you're science created me science made you I'm basically I'm the fucking $69 million man dude dude. You're science. Can you make Neil deGrasse Tyson is like maybe we should show out what's that?

29:40Blind scientist. Yeah, I don't know We'll do other science. Yeah, come on. Yeah, don't take the vaccine You'll the grass Tyson's home is like yeah, fucking Fauci should be in jail I I'd love to see those guys start flipping real hard So fucking funny it happened sometimes. Oh, it's cool to see every time like it is so interesting when somebody just goes so 9 a lot of things broke people like huge moments break people's brains. Yeah 9 11 made a lot of people just like well I guess we should just kill every Muslim you know what I mean like normal people all of a sudden were like Yeah, I mean, it's the only thing we can see only reasonable thing to do and they like Pretend that it was a reasonable thing to say it's normal. It feels normal. So some I mean when the AI but maybe that's what it'll be when the AI bubble crashes It's coming. It's coming. We are living in huffles again. Yeah, maybe that's when people be like too much science Well, you know stop versus on a campaign now after this we have we have limited time with them He's going to take down a row of flock cameras tonight. It's right. He's flies remove. Oh, I want to try you want to yeah, I know about those

30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would look if you if you have the ability to dish don't Destroy any flock camera. Yeah, that's my message to everybody listening. Don't Yes Destroy any flock cameras also don't Get a drone and fly it into a data center Don't do that. Don't do any of that. Any of that and if you work too grand too much Yeah, if you're constructing a data center if you're on the if you're on the The crew for example, don't do don't put a little button in there like the little square from the fucking death star If one if one thing it explodes don't do that Nobody nobody sabotage any of this stuff. We got one of our fans who's like a data kid who's got headphones and he's like I'm gonna do it I gotta go for the back And everybody legally saw we told everybody not to do any of that stuff Illegal don't do that. Yeah, don't do it. You you it's kind of be fucking nuts to be like

31:46I mean, you know when you were growing up there's black and white television and now that's Now we have all cameras. Well, not yeah because for him it was candles always it was all candles I was born in 71 we had color that 1871 No, you did have color you just got lasty probably I did yeah, yeah, dude. That's why Gunspoke probably Had it on bluer. Had it on bluer. Oh, that's funny cigarette commercials. I missed those. Those were fucking awesome Because now you can't do cigarette commercials on TV anymore. Yeah, which is so fucked up because you can do beer commercials Which is it alcohol the number one killer of gambling. It's like nobody has any what's the difference? Yeah, what's what's it I like how that's the cut off. They're like can't tell people to smoke on TV man But they can black out and die and drive. Yeah, don't worry about it possession to sale of control rassing wild horses Who's doing that hang out I gotta tell you? I'm saying after you that was you I remember in eight ninety seventy one. I did it Right when I was born Yeah, I did I was a for my first act. I got what do you how bad do you think and of courses were treated when they were shooting fucking westerns in the 40s?

32:53He can't hit his mark True right yeah, yeah, they just killed so I mean there was an HBO show where they just kept killing horses. Oh, dude Lucky I believe it got cancer and it was a good cast, but they just kept killing horses. Wait. What was it Michael Man show? That's in the hot money. Yeah, which is a luck luck luck. Yeah, which was fucking I couldn't wait to watch it and then they just couldn't stop killing horses. I'm gonna blow your mind right now This is crazy. I saw and can I say something? I think Mike if you make heat You should get to kill 20 horses minimum Michael. They should let my man finish his creative vision That's what I think person If you make a movie like sir the Michael Jackson corollary. Yeah, yeah, it would enough talent All right Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't really give that much of a fuck I think my command rises to that level. So whenever these horses were fucking up He was like get rid of them now. I don't think Michael Man was killing the horses personally I know he's he was telling people to get rid of I was like I put this right they run then oh they ran them My favorite horse movie is zoo look that up zoo documentary. We bought a zoo zoo

33:58Yeah, with my zoo documentary yep, yep, it's amazing the Damon That cover of the note the first one yet. Oh, no, no stop it shut up. We know what this is an elephant crying It's disgusting. It's a horse. That's a horse. It's disgusting. Oh, and look at the eye of the horse. Oh, it's about to be where dude That's your favorite documentary. Oh, we're talking about horses. That's the only horse Yeah, it's only a horse and the thing I know. Yeah, oh dude. What do you think you're thinking an elephant's trunk? With a two holes like a pick a hole you could pick a hole. Oh, interesting That would be all right come on. What do you think Thailand vacation? Yeah? Yeah? Suck both our dicks at the same time. No, I think we'd have to have one because like If you do this you can still breathe, but if you do both you can't so I feel like You need to stop hold on one open notch or to suck a sock. Oh, that's how to look look put two fingers in your nose and your mouth. Okay true Open your mouth Fucking idiot. Okay, sorry, you're right, but I don't think you're getting enough suction that way

34:58We'll think well figure it out. We'll figure it out Well, somebody tried to get me yesterday to watch the Perez Hilton cutting himself video. I had no idea that was a real thing. Let's like That's like a like a fat middle school girl whose parents are going through a divorce. Oh, that's that kind of dark No, it's late of the uh, I never experienced that well. I'm just saying it's he's so clearly Acting out and he's so mad nobody pays attention to him, and it's also like He was kind of a piece of his whole career with being so like I'm not happy he cut himself But he drove a lot of people insane. So you know, well, Britney Spears did exactly you can attribute a lot of that to like that era of Of the shit media like storming these people and like just berating their private lives Yeah, and like and that's why she now dances in her kitchen and I watched I love her videos She'll dance in the kitchen like I will be like cleaning in the background and she's like doing like a sexy dance She's having a great time. I think she's having the most fun. I know she's ever had I think now that she's free She's like fuck yeah, I'm going to the top like these videos are my favorite dude. Yeah She as long as she's mentally well. I am I'm rooting she's not well who is

36:01And that's it's subjective. What are you? Am I as is he? I mean, it's yeah, yeah, there's a level like look at look at the crew of pigs We have I mean, it's like Are any of these guys? I mean fancy as a child so it leveled him out a little bit. Yes, but prior to that dude This guy was a conclusive just got Simpson ever bigger than her. No, what do you mean like fame wise? Yeah, no Well, there was a moment with Brandy's of hazard Britney Spears did of course, but I'm saying there was a moment You we would have to we would have to chart when she like you know shaved her head and like press hope and that's basically what he did He arrives to yeah like those guys terrorized her to shave But there was a moment where Jessica Simpson they had the Nikola She reality show. She was on dukes of hazard There might have been one second maybe she was but in terms of overall lasting cultural impact No, Britney and I'm speaking as a man who was 12 at the time and I kept real close tabs on Starlitz I was jacking off to a lot of videos What oh, I see he was looking for an uh a segue that was actually pretty well done

37:03That's that's that's that's me Which way that one with me and will that's me will and Jessica Yes, you guys smash no, that was my first live. Can you wait really? Yeah, they didn't even let him near her dressing room No, they're like Bob. We can't go down that hallway. This is gotta be 2000 What is it 2000 2000 3000 9 11 11 that's right. That's why 9 11 half The hijackers were in Tampa at strip clubs as this was being shot. They were having their one last hurrah before fucking So In the background of the strip club But the 9 11 hijackers watched this sketch And we know what that little Asian boy he seems scared and we're scared Yeah, but he made it through and god damn it. We can make it through to it's very possible that you sticking through that live Really was the final straw that made 9 11 happened. Oh wow on you. Yeah, so I'm a murderer. No, no, no

38:06You're just you're just you're an inspirational guy and it you can't help who takes inspiration from that You're a politician from oddis or you know It's really you can't help that at all. So I punch her in the mouth. Oh really? That was sketch so we're dancing and I punch her in the mouth That's the bit joke. No, it's not oh, I That's hilarious and and we're still dancing and she opens her mouth and a whole or teeth are red So it's my first live and you punched and I punch her mouth where you want No, you were an on drugs over then Wow, and punch her and I remember looking at dick lasucci the executive producer wait a second A guy's name is dick lasucci you don't know the suit His guy's name is dick lasucky. No, bless. Oh, bless. Sochi You're first of all making fun of a legend. He came up to you after you hit her in the mouth and what He didn't he was during it. Okay, and I looked at him and he seemed mad but he goes keep going. Oh, yeah, that's Hollywood baby Yeah, yeah, keep going and cares about her well-being keep going we're live

39:10Here come. Oh, we're gonna see Honestly, you look so breathable and submissive What is she supposed to beat she's trying to follow you around ex it's singled out. Oh, yeah Oh, but she wants to fuck Bob That's pretty sick That's so funny that that's the bit that they're like and then we'll pretend like she wants to have sex with that Korean guy What is the most ridiculous thing you could possibly imagine? I don't know like a meteor strikes earth nah Not ridiculous enough. No, it's not crazy. How about Jessica Simpson willing to fuck this Svelte. Oh, there it is. There was go back. Bunchster. That was it Wait go back. He's gets up and punches her here it is. Here it is. Ready Oh my god dude close fist. What what a fucking pro She just kept rolling with it. She was she was so oh you can tell she's that's a big cut. Yeah, yeah Wow, I put you in the place No, I survived it. So that's how she got CTE was right that very moment

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42:15And help and I you know without therapy. I just I would be lost. Well, thank you talk space Thank you get it easier to get the help that you need talk space makes getting the help you need easy accessible and affordable plus Most insured members have a zero dollar copay as a listener of the podcast you're gonna get 80 dollars off your first month with talk space when you go to talk space dot com and enter the promo code space 80 that's space S.P.A.C.E. eight zero to match with a licensed therapist today go to talkspace dot com and inner promo code space 80 Dude honestly Bob you look like that still yeah, you're the good part of not being hot when you're young is you can stay young youthful when you're 55 Your body's not that different for this is a positive thing stop look you look the same you look exactly the same You're not buddy you weren't hot. I mean you were cute. I mean you were cute you had more good more light look at the

43:16Look how cute I am you are cute how many years more light in your life would you start using like when were you really messed out on I was 13 years over here From yeah, but when did you relapse on the show right right about here right about He asked his he asked his assumptions armpits I could be using I don't know. I know did you say sorry? That's a really funny. Yeah I would have I would have not asked but I really would have wanted to smell them here I'm saying yeah, I'm a brother here. I understand what you're going through I understand the impulse not the question I got to also sit on Jessica elbows lap as a baby. Oh wow. I played her baby and you see what they did one of those were your heads Poked through the couch. No look up Jessica. I'm bobby live to you Well, that's what it what that was all every bit with him was that it was very much like he's this sweet little like that yeah exactly Oh The hair is fucking hilarious. It's the same episode Oh, no, you guys were making fun of just exemption and Nick. Oh look at that. Wow This is accidentally beautifully curated Robert there we go

44:17All right, let's see in this on here a little baby and Jessica I was taking care of you You do look you God how fucking weird dude I mean this is actually insane This is fetish pornography This is what TV was though this was like did anybody on the staff do you think were they later busted being like dived up Like being diaper guys. Oh diaper diaper boys. Yeah, just before that was in the culture And I bet you this sketch who wrote this blusucci Yeah, blusucci needed to wear diapers to nut that's what I'm saying now there's a big subculture where you know guys sexual. Yeah, yeah, I bet you let's you can't find it But whoever wrote that sketch I bet you they got a weird little diaper fetish. I a hundred may be great, but I'll take this yeah I went from open mic to this. Are you serious where they find you at the comedy store some of this stuff was open Mikey

45:18I will say that yeah, but imagine going from open mic that's insane to this and you're kind of like I don't have no lines and I'm just playing babies and stuff. It's amazing. Yeah But also they chose right running in a circle who like who's can I say something that's insane to call that shot Because do you have any fucking all act out open micers exist that if you put them on fucking tv They would crumble and you rose to the fucking occasion and baron halls Baron holds the open mic or two was Mike. He was doing sketch. He was doing improv and sketch right it's from boom Chicago Boom Chicago. Yeah. Yeah. This is honestly whoever put that crew together Real eye for talent 100% because there's the way the fact that that's where they found you and then it worked is crazy How do they find will do you remember was he in a Canadian group? No, he's from Canada. I don't know how we got him He was just I he did stop his world and he he was like an actor actor. He didn't he didn't think he was gonna be he didn't do like a comedy troop in Canada I thought he was an act he was on a comedy show. I think all right He wasn't he never looked at it exclusively as comedy which is fascinating because he's so that's why so good at it

46:19Yeah, because if he did it he'd be like this sucks fuck you idiot pieces shit. Yeah fuck We're the dumbest people of all time. We just want to make people laugh. We don't care if our arts good And he's like a real actor who just happens to have actually want to do something real And he was also fat as shit. He was a big fucking awesome. Yeah, he was the nicest guy I mean without him I wouldn't have survived. Oh, I love to hear that. Can I ask you Bob? Is there any big five five big one? You know what I mean? Yeah, do you have are you reflecting on your life? Do you sell so fun anything? Do you have goals for you know? I'm going through so terminal all right now. Let's say you're in the autumn of your life. I'm going through some terminal right now Okay, and I'm here to help with it. And I'm going through um A little transnational period you are yeah, time But the good news is there's some good news the good news is bad friends is gonna go on The good news is he needs the money folks

47:21I'm just wondering what do you do have any like you've done a lot you've experienced a lot Is there something you want to do in the next five years? Let's say before I I've been talking about this a lot. What what what what what in the next five years hold for Robert down to for Robert You're such a false start you jump the gun your brain is like It's like fucking take it easy. I'm asking you a question. Don't please tell me just it's just me and you no Defense mechanism put your days away. You can't do Anyway, um, what no, he's not to he's going to Hawaii for his brother. I'm here's here's a deal Yeah, I talk about I've been talking about retiring. Oh really yeah, and I think um in the next three or four years I think I'm done. What would you do with your time off? I would figure it out That's a horrible plan Here's what I'll do he see he means retire from pod. We're gonna do the pod for a couple more years and then we're done I see but you would still you would still ask do my local stand-ups do stand-up your local comedy community But you wouldn't go on the road I would okay. Yeah, but that's like I can see myself

48:25Sparingly on the road, you know making you know, but you would want to act still No, we're not acting. We're not acting. What are you talking? You're an actor you're in everything. Both incredible actors He's on he's in the new movie Tony, which is absolutely gonna win something with that I don't win something. I don't think so, but it's a good movie. Yeah, I take it and Tony up and there she get nominated for supporting actor my How was the kid incredible? I met him dominix the second. Yeah, he seems like an eye and I want I have said this on like what you know I've said it before but it's like I kind of want him to be a piece of shit. He's like handsome. Yeah, is he that handsome in real life? He's yeah, you know something you you'll see a star in real life. Well, yeah, yeah go. Oh the angles weird the way I'm looking at it I there are there's a certain thing with certain people just look better on camera But no, this kid's handsome in real life. I was talking about a doll and Tony open. Oh, I don't know man There's just like he's so fucking he's like the biggest piece of ass in the world. Yeah, like he Let me go Tony. He's what Pedro Pascal wishes he was. Oh, yeah, you know, I respect that. Yeah, he can't touch him now Dude, he wants to be this guy. He can't touch fucking Desperado, dude

49:26And he's a great actor and he's like he actually cares about acting. He looks like he gives a fuck He know what he does you know what his like semi-retirement is he fucking built a theater He first away is a bunch of restaurants. He actually can he was the only person who could cook on set. Oh, the rest of us were like he was actually Yeah, yeah, he's fucking nice with it and he he's how much he's like a One of the most handsome movie stars of all time when he does on his off time is local theater in his hometown in fucking malaga Like he built the theater. He just loves he's just a theater. Do you know this to be true? Spaniard. We have a local spaniard. Oh, yeah, he's in the local theater in spain. Yeah, he loves it that like that's Respect because if I look like that guy. I would for why wouldn't you know my life would be much different Troubleman tremendously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be dead already. Yeah, 100% This Spanish scientist wear a little better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait It's true. The so he's so you've seen one of his plays in spain. I haven't been to his theater But it's his theater that he does wow he did like music calls. Yeah, dude. Could you imagine do it?

50:28Love of the game local theater. Well, have you been to have you been in malaga before I haven't it's such a beautiful place It's not it's not like you when you say hometown just for the people that want to know When you say hometown is not this isn't fucking pecky. No, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this place is stunning Like this. It's one of my favorite fucking cities in spain. Oh, you've been there. Yes. I was there last year really He's been all over the world kid. Well, what about? I like that. So you know what actually we just tapped into something you need to stop fighting aging and settle into being an old Like a wise old man that did something for me. Yeah Really good. Yeah, well, not you don't do it. Oh, I can't do the best. No, fuck it's gone. Never mind Go back to wearing medium fucking dinosaur t-shirts No, don't fuck me up Put on a suit is what I'm saying put on a sweater. I think you're an elder statesman and you're fighting that yeah It's be more sign felt. Oh hell yeah

51:29Yeah Never mind. You have some other stuff to work out What are the next five? Can you answer the question? What do you want to do? Do you want to go all over the world? What do you want to do in the next five years before 60? What do you want to accomplish other than retire? I'm gonna stop. I was thinking you have like these grand goals. I just want to bring it out of him a little bit He doesn't have it. It's it's it's it's so you just exist You're actually almost Buddhist because you only existed. No. Yes. He is now. I see. I was like that. Not even Huh me now. Oh, you don't you're not even real. I might not be Some of the things I think it's more likely than not that this is a figment of our That me and you were in an insane asylum. Yeah, still dressed like this We let them dress up on Saturday. It's what they love We only get Disney media because if we see anything more violence are fucking stabbing each other If we're the nut house, we see anything sexual like each other you

52:30And these guys work at the insane asylum. They're like these are the nurses Just be producer show us under your tongue Let's see that you took the pill Are you seeing Bobby Lee again? God damn it. Get it double his meds They've created some little Korean you told me you told me you do want to travel a little bit when you're done I love that but not but he wants to do it very like Very chill. He's not like a go disappear for he's not like Ari of course. Yeah. Well, you seem to I want to be I want to be I mean he it does influence me. I know you love the idea but idea but I don't think I can do it Like being backpacking in the trails of you. I agree You've you've lived too comfortable a life. Yeah, you can't you can't do that shit. I'm with you too I've only had money for like two three years and I can't like like I've started noticing bad sheets Do you believe that bad what she's like that she's oh my girl. I would I would sleep on floor You know like I had the same Aladdin sheets until I was

53:33That was 27 years old. Yeah, yeah, but like now I it actually pisses me off The world that guy, you know, yeah He did and it does make me want to fun girls that look like Jasmine Yeah, she was a bad Normini nuper driver here. I was chatting the whole time Oh Really oh, and what do you want it you know, they mean like to invest in? How do you do with stardom Question now your barber Walters. It's you know, it's like Larry King-ish too. How do you do stardom? What do you do for stardom I don't know. I don't know. What are your luxuries you have luxuries? Have you ever seen that clip of Danny Poole? Yeah, yeah, the funny thing right? He said yes Danny private jet he was Larry. I was on duct tape Oh, he has better private jet he goes he goes what are some luxuries you love to afford and he's like a nice new pair of socks Yeah, he goes socks What do you think and he's like oh like private jets or he goes private? Yes

54:35Larry I was on duct tails. It's so good. That is a great. I tell me about I don't have seen it You just literally did it verbatim It's not much more we don't have to watch the video. It's the exact same thing But the proof is the proof is that old Hollywood like that They must have made such absorb absorbent amounts of money so quickly that they were like once you they see you on TV You must be a billionaire totally and that because like that was old Hollywood thought and I'm sure Larry was worth unbutt Oh, that motherfucker is probably rich as hell But that's what I mean is that era he assumed because back then if you saw a young guy in TV who became an actor You're like oh you gotta be of course you gotta be fucking rolling in the dough of course Danny Poole is like What are you talking about dude? I drove myself here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like the Lord of the Rings actors Oh, yeah, those guys are low they got screw. No, they got really they got talk. They got for three movies They got 200 grand a piece now. It sounds like a lot. It is a lot of money. It's not now hold on three movies But those movies they weren't like movies you shooting at in 30 days those motherfuckers lived in New Zealand for a month years

55:39Yes, that's not stood no a couple people also revealed that he Roughly 250,000 for the entire trilogy with no film research. Who the fuck made the money? Well who made the deal Yeah, Orlando Bloom was 175 for all three movies Elijah Wood for sure Elijah Wood got fucking bankrolled on that thing There's no way he got screwed I hope Harry Potter is fucking rich. He's gotta be he's got to see that. I'm sure yeah, Harry Potter's gotta be Daniel Radcliffe I'm sure he's fucking caked up Good for they all got paid and he was showing his cock in a horse play What speaking of horses? He was in his he was in a play called Equus where he showed his cock he made a hundred million dollars From all of the Harry Potter that's incredible. He deserves it dude. They deserve more they made eight of them He deserves less You think so I mean because you're talking about a movie that each movie probably made a no you're a billion dollar In terms of who had all the money so what he's got to pee his penis is in there and he shows his winners

56:40I don't know maybe he doesn't show his cock or no. No. No. No. Let's just go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He does shows. Gok. Let's just say he does yeah He looks like so you could go so it's so funny to think about being like a like a Harry Potter superfan Being like you know some theater girl. Yeah, I can't wait to see him on Broadway He is dick I'm doing a horse here. I'm in the theater But he made it as a kid right he was a child act a child so he doesn't know what it like to work at Jersey mics or whatever No, but his life is so fucking we like salute to him for like for not losing his mind. Yeah, that's true Are you a London guy? I because you love London. I I every time I go I have a fun time. I don't know why I feel like it's a little fantasy town. It's fake It's a London guy Where do you like because I don't like I'm not a New York. I either. Oh, you know, like me. I love He's like fucking any big cities. You love it here though. Yeah, there's something California guy I think LA is the best city in the world. No. Yeah, 100% That's just you know, you just like it here. I personally yeah prefer it. I think it was interesting about what's wrong with me

57:45Nothing. I don't know. I'm very Larry King King like You're one of the areas you're one of the Larry I Watch the other one Larry David you're very Larry David today. Sometimes you've been Larry David. Sometimes you're Larry King Sometimes you're Larry the cable guy How does guy tell the guy yeah, I'm saying you're him sometimes and a very nice man. Yeah, he's the man. I don't know Yeah, he's he's one of the nicest fucking guys. He's he is very rad How okay, so let me ask you this your headlining club. Yeah, okay, which you you rarely do because you're a I love clubs and I'm gonna back me too. Yeah legit that's not your me. That's my exact same plan. So excited Kind of bullshit honestly theaters are just not what's okay, so you're you're doing a weekend right and they go get listen We need to there's a guy that's doing a guest spot. Mm-hmm. We need to kick you out of the green room because he's a huge name What yeah, just to hear me out. Okay, okay, so I'm gonna just throw you some names

58:45See if they they're allowed to kick you out of your dressing room. Okay, sure I mean the answer's no in principle for anyone this is unless there's like one then I will play this game No, go ahead, but I it's interesting to think like was would there be somebody that like you know George Carland if you's alive. Yes Dead we got I found a name the first name. I know no the guy you named his dead. He's a dead guy. I need name He's a legend throughout the past three. I would if he'd go I judge car on yes next. Okay, uh Let's start more could let's start lower and then height or someone that's alive. Can I help it's my fucking game? Oh, yeah, you're right It's my fucking game. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'll treat your game. You're right though. I'm gonna do it your way Okay Dan Cook no Okay, what All right, he can come in I'd be like hey man. Let's chat. Yeah, but I will you allow them again. We give him a guest spot Yeah, of course, okay, good, but I'm not getting kicked out of my own green room I don't think anyone's gonna let them get kicked out of their own green room. I think Richard prior if he was alive again

59:47You keep naming yeah, if Lenny Bruce was if a guy was jailed in the 60s for saying fuck I would let him have my green room, but yes, no can what a great movie Lenny. So you're saying no one alive basically Yeah, I mean, I would be like you can chill but Louis if Louis like I'm gonna take over I'm gonna take over like that's just why the fuck would anybody do that? That's his game Yeah, somebody wants to come into your house and like fuck your wife. It's like no So there's a story okay, we're Sam Tripoli. Yeah, okay, you know him. Yeah, he was headlining his first headlining gig in the Addison improv Dallas, okay, okay That Friday he gets a call from the club yo Men see his in town that's insane and he goes okay, and he goes he's now headlining That's a little different and your future oh, that's not okay, and so and he had just had to take it Yeah, well, when you're young headliner, you don't have a schedule. I don't know. So is there any situation? I mean that's just so that happens

1:00:49That's just a very rarely It does happen people flow in the town and they bump you from your fucking when you're young headliner Yeah, when you're starting I was starting absolutely rich if I own the club and your headlining and Richard prior was like I need the green room by myself again Yes, yes, I I'd be like oh my god, can you bring my grandmother back next That's what I say. Yes, whatever you need can we bring can we who else can we resurrect that's what I would be saying I wouldn't be like I wouldn't be worried about my place in comedy. I would be like who's this necromancer that you found that brought Richard prior back That's the most interesting part Oh really She's a witch she's a witch and she has a lot of connect she's right doesn't why have three witches at my house right now They're a it's a birthday, and so I let allowed them to use my access to my pool double double toilet and travel Bubble and up something back. What if they're fucking getting your like hair and shit good. They're sure he has it

1:01:52Sure he has tell him what you did with me what she told you to do with me. It's still there. Oh my god Your name's still there. What is it she was like she wrote your name down like no she goes Graham in the middle of a put up we were in London We gonna fight. Yeah, we got a big fight big fight you and him yeah, it was so fucking fine. You were touring and had a fight Yeah, I see obviously I threw like a water bottle or something on his head. I was never gonna really be that we've yielded that situation The fight yeah, I screamed and I I didn't throw it at you. I threw it against the wall. I know you did but very violent That is legit lights. That's abusive dad behavior. Yeah, and that's like I fucking hit you bitch And it's like yeah, basically it's the same basically. Yeah, yeah, I screamed at him. I did I would do that. I screamed at him and then I threw it The direction he wasn't in yeah, it was nowhere. I mean, that's classic I screamed that way and then I threw it that way That's my dad was in prison while I was in middle school behavior thing made me I would never hurt him anyway. I was so anyway. I got back into town and I'm dating me

1:02:56McGraw fun and she goes you gotta put this fucking name on a piece of paper I got okay. Yeah, that's how she started crating her teeth Did you tell her what you did how annoying you were how much of a brat? Did you tell her that you give her that was details you little fucking fat lazy brat Well, that's not reminiscent You know that should be the name of your name right before whatever happens next uncle stop on Netflix September 8th. Let's remind you. Let's remember folks And I was already out what September 8th when his Bobby's when is your November? I'm not a program. No, Vamber. He's he's no Vamber. Oh, no Vamber, but Anyway, she told me to when he just coming out fucking September November you cocks like no his special. Oh, I thought you said when's his special? No, when's his birthday? Oh, now Yeah, now which which today's date again? September September 17th. Oh, so the specials already been out. So just check it. It's already out right now And it's doing very well. So before anything else happens just keep watching it now back to London

1:03:59Anyway, she goes you gotta put his name One of these forever good acting. Thank you. Do that on tires next year This is why I have insecurities No, this is not it. This is why I have them someone's got to give him to you. It's because of you There's everybody just lifts you up. I got to pull you down. Yeah, you don't have to I pull up pull you up This is everybody. I've always pulled you up carrying Bobby. Yeah, whatever you need Bobby. Yeah, and this is you pushing it down. Yeah, I don't need this. I want it. There's too much pressure No, you're this anyway. She said I'm the seat and your Odysseus trying to stay above As the sea is wild. What's the name on a piece of paper? Yeah, and she's going When godium let me have some yes, so I put his name on a piece of paper Folded it put it in the freezer And his name is still in my freezer. I need to cool off No, yes, has she done any we haven't fought since now we haven't fought since really. Yeah, take it out tonight. Let's see what happened

1:05:00I'm gonna take the name off take it take it out and don't tell him when you're gonna do it That's a fun experiment. How about this put it in the fridge so it's a slow-transition That you're muddling the experiment You're bobbling the doubt now we fought we fought twice on tour And they and that with two big fallouts But we made up and we hugged and we kiss and I love that and I'm more interested in this witch Does she done any hexes around you have you seen her curse anyone or done any magic for good? She's only a good that's great. She's Glendora. She's glendora. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she doesn't like anything City in Southern California. It's all part of it. She's San Bernardino the good way That's nice. That's beautiful. Yeah, she's seeing anybody big guy. Oh, I did your mad at him remember Don't take it out on no no unfortunately my career. What do you got to say what it would that you're killing it? Are you barking? I want to say something to you right now. Yes, so I thought I'd really take this to heart If you're capable. Okay, we wait to start a compliment

1:06:03Or or or or a criticism I'm Korean Bobby Lee What I don't know but what I'm saying I know that I don't know what I'm talking to right. Okay, but my point. They'll be we're back in the psych ward That's what that's what the nurses say to calm us down. I'm Korean Bobby Lee. I'm your friend It's we're doing that we're doing the podcast now Get in though get it in the strap us in we're like podcasts Pod we need to podcast we need to do riffs Okay, what are we gonna tell me Robert? These you done are you withdrawn to your mind palace? I like my palate Yeah, I went in there. Yeah, tell him I forgot what I was gonna say I've been thinking for the last minute. Well, you asked somebody if he had a lady and then you deflected And then you said I want to give you a comp probably he was gonna say that you're a great actor and in great movies No, what I was gonna say is that that's true right now in your life

1:07:04From as my perspective. Yes, I would love to have your perspective. I will give it to you. Thank you You're welcome. Why so hostile? This is why I freak guy. I'm not doing it. I'm literally I'm literally excited to hear what you say Like I said, I looked up to as a child Don't say that. I know. It's I know I know I know I mean it's I mean what do you mean? It's the same with how old you 37 Yeah, I have the same thing. I looked I loved watching him when I was young. Yeah, what I was gonna say to you is is that um Out of all of the people that I know from our ecosystem at least right you're doing Wonderful things. Oh thanks, dude, and you have I mean, I can't there's certain things I can't even say so I'm not gonna say it okay, but um What do you mean the end word you played you're you play your cards perfectly play my cards for you That sounds like a backhanded compliment No, I know what he's trying to say He's like being a slick way of saying uh

1:08:06Uh He thinks you're on the right side of things. Oh, okay. That's what he said. Yeah, thank you I appreciate that you make good choices is what he thinks I like that and the best choice you're gonna make right now Is you gonna look into that camera And do what you say announce our midway point. Thank you. And we're halfway into the pot Thank you for being a bad friend Thank you for being a bad friend uncle stop on Netflix right now go watch it go watch Uncle stop on Netflix. Thank you oh