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Teresa sent me or sent us the the geese police
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Okay, and then I made a video of it. Did you see the video I sent you? I did see some of it. Yep
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And then I said bet I want a boomer bunker song and she goes hold on hold up hold up wait a minute
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She ranks them out like boom. Do you want to hear the boomer bunker song?
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Do we want to hear it before the show starts? Yeah, yeah, well, and will we hear the other song too? I can do that too
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I will not do it all right ready here we go
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Down in the bunker baby
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Got a mic in a burger late night. Oh
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John's on fire got a rant. The throw cake rolls eyes, but she's ready to fight to lose
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Canons on Monday Thursday night
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News is burning world gone bad
1:47
Breaking it down like it ain't so bad from politics to bedroom
1:54
You never know where the ride begins
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No script no rules no safety net say loud say it raw
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Turn it up and make the walls off under
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Middle finger to the whole damn crowd
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How did pulls you wonder if you can't take keep don't hang round this is underground
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Stream buzz and the check goes wild
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Takes fly. Yeah, they're running
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Callers ring with a twisted tail
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Have go hard half just you will
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Kites files back with a wicked grin
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Cops him down and she reels him in
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John don't quit just doubles down
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Key of chaos wearing that crown
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Push the line. Yeah, they cross it fast if it shocks you once it ain't gonna last
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Turn it up and make the walls off under
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Middle finger to the whole damn crowd
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Left so hard it pulls you wonder if you can't take keep don't hang around
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Basement kings late night show if it's too far
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Like the ground make the system stood up
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Let it up, let it burn in free
4:53
Cause sinners midnight junk is
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Crank it high till the speakers blow
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Walk them down to the base and show
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I didn't start this, you get
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Daddy likes it tight
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You ain't getting out clean
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That was kind of awesome
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I'm telling you for AI
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And I mean, she did so fast it was crazy
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Now, look, it's four minutes and 43 seconds long
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It's very, very long
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I think that I can get in there and cut it down
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Now Cody, before you get your vagina gets bruised
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I got your song here
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So Cody put a song in there
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And I got to take a look at that
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I haven't had a chance to do it
5:48
I was right up until the time we went live
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And we're not, we haven't started to show yet
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This isn't even a show
5:53
This is just us talking around
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I wanted to have Duchess listen to this
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And I'm trying not to stick to a script
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I want to try different things
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And if it works, we continue
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And if it doesn't work, we stop it
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Before that Teresa sent us a video
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Or she sent us a song about
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Now I'm not 100% sure how this happened
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Where did Geese police come from?
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Because I don't know what
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Okay, so it was when we were talking about the news story
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The other night about the guy who ripped the head off the seagull
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And then we transitioned into how to keep your clients
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Or your customers safe
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And I had referenced that on golf courses
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And other places they, you people use what's called the Geese police
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Which are dogs that are run around
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And chase off the Canadian geese
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And that triggered her
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Those fucking things are horrible
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And so Teresa just for fun
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Send a song in the Geese police now
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She's in our discord
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And she also has the podcast
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That I can't remember the name
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Because any kind of podcast has more than three words
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And it's I like it never remembers it
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John can't remember anything
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Can't remember a damn thing
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I'm subscribed to it
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But I just can't remember the name
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I'm prescribed to it
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Did I just say prescribed?
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Did I really say prescribed?
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It's called and now you know
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Why can't I remember it now you know?
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Because you didn't know
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Yeah, I didn't know before
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And then now you know
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All right, I just threw some clips
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I got some AI clips and stuff
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So let me show you everybody the Geese police
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Are we ready for the Geese police?
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They live inside my yard
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They're pecking twice as hard
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They don't care who you are
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For breathing in your car
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I try to walk through our late last night
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All the gangs that bully pick a side
8:24
I drop my home and try to run away
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They chase me down and run and roll
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They light the Geese police
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They scream in my dreams
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With wings and editor
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They fly back in every street
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Then there's a hundred more behind you
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They got a bad made out of underbreed
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A little had a lot of hostility
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You make eye contact
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That's a big mistake
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I'm what's now at first degree
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That's a lot of pain
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These aimangis is all they had to say
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They run apart a lot
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Somehow they still got a pension
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They patrol in every lane
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They hiss in your place
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No one in only danger
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Or crumbs against the guard and stain
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You hear the flat, flat, to the lake
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Ten thousand eyes and not a single clue
9:45
You try to hide behind the minivan
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Press one if you've been chased by brave and bold
10:02
A home came through the line
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You're now one of us
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They hugged me every night
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They hold the traffic light
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They took my way all the fight
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Embrace from them my dignity
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How the hell you run to arrest
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Negative the Christie
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Yeah, thank you very much.
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And you weren't here, but we played the Boomer Bunker song.
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Yeah, I really enjoyed that.
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It's like a Bon Jovi kind of ripped to it.
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Thank you for that.
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It's got a good 80s, London.
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Which is what we really need for, you know,
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being, you know, growing up as boomers, you know.
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I know you're not a boomer.
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I know you're not a boomer.
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But anyhow, if we haven't even started the show yet,
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well, maybe we'll do that.
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We want to start the show.
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Let's start the show.
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All right, here we go.
