Born Again Virgins for Trump

0:00So we're supposed to start the podcast. Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, triots, they triots, black triots, brown triots. Everybody that is not maggot, we love you. And the triple trompers can do what, pumps. So golf. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, I was like, I've had it so hard that I was homicidal. So I've had it with AI in general, of course, and I could go on. But specifically I'm talking about when you need customer service and you're trying to reach out about a problem and you can't just reach out. You can't even email nowadays. You can't talk, you can't even talk to a computer. You have to chat box. You have to AI chat box and they always give it a name like, you know, it's a trendy name. What the fuck? Okay, so I'm chatting with the box and they need my account number or my

1:04order number. So I get it. I actually had my order number and I give it to them. Well, we don't recognize that order number. So I give it again. We don't recognize the order number. You know me, I'm terrible at text. So I thought, well, maybe this is not right. Maybe it's me. So I go in anyway, short story long. It took me 38 minutes to convince the chat box that I had the right order number, but that I needed to actually speak with the representative. And then the chat box told me that the representative would call me, but it would be four hours later. So four hours later, I get a call. I'm at the gym. So I have to race and get my phone or whatever to find out what my order number was. I give him the order number and I said, he said, oh, yeah, it pulls right up. And I said, well, I gave the chat box that like 500 times. And he said, yeah, well, you know, the AI doesn't always understand the terms.

2:06So it sometimes it just doesn't get it. Even if you have the right number, what? Why do we have a item? Why do we have AI? I'm fucking hate, hate it. Hate it. Hate it. I've had it. Stop with AI. Well, and it gets worse when you think about the AI investment, this product that you couldn't communicate with is what is in a very Ponzi scheme style man or holding up the economy right now. And it's in a lot of ways, it's not that great of a product. I've read that they predict that AI is the one that picked the target of the Iranian school allegedly or there's been suggestions to that. So AI is just, I have clawed. And so I have it do some things for me. But in general, the whole idea that all of these AI bots are going to come in and

3:07take all of these jobs when the when the service they're providing is not very good as you just spelled out for us. It's pretty depressing. And I think we're all dealing with since COVID, the aftermath of isolation, especially zoomers. The, you hear people on both sides talk about, oh, lockdowns were so bad and it was so bad for the kids because they were so isolated. And we know from psychiatrists and psychologists that connectedness is so important for the human experience, for longevity, for health, for all of these things. These billionaire oligarchs, aside from faking up your return, they want to isolate us even further. And that's, that's the real danger of this. But I have a grievance similar to that. So I was on Instagram and I'm scrolling through and all of a sudden there's like this hot ass UPS guy. I mean, hot 12 out of 10. And he's doing a dance in the back of his truck.

4:09Like, oh, I mean, and he's like, I mean, just a total smoke show, right? And I'm just like, oh my God. But as I'm watching him do his dance, I'm like, these are really polished, like polished looking his muscles, everything. I was like, I'm just so attracted to this guy. And then I thought, and then I got to the end of the video. I was like, is he gay or is he European? Because there's a fine line for American. Somebody who in Europe, a man that is cultured, could come to America and be more gay passing because we have the bro, manosphere, dipshits that have to wear with their guts out, pink arms, all of them. I'm a big badass. I'm going to the boot camp. I listen to Andrew Tate and Alex Jones. Fuck yeah, man. Yeah. We have those kind of men. So I go to his page because it showed up like in my four U page. I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to figure out is this guy European because I think he might be European. I'm still clinging on that maybe he's straight because he's really polished.

5:14And I'm like, it's a straight man capable of being this polished, even if they're European. I'll be God damned. He is an AI account. Really? Yes. Yes, you cannot tell and you can kind of tell. I was like, because I was, it's a gay, is he straight? So now the new thing when I see this and be like, are they gay? Are they gay? Are they European or are they AI? Yeah. And they got in all these women are like, drooling like great moves. Oh my God. But I'm like, you know, I'm like Mrs. Robinson over here. Like he's totally a love this GPS guy. I'm totally in on it. Yeah, he's fake. Total fucking bullshit. I'm thirst trapping over a made up hot. The reason I couldn't figure out if he was European or if he was gay was because he was too good to be true. Right. When it's to what's the saying when it's too good to be true, it usually is how that goes. Here's the thing. If you couldn't tell that makes me even more nervous because I really can't tell.

6:16I sit my kids like some real or something and I was like, oh my gosh, look at this. This is the best. This did it it it it and they're like, Mom would say, I've done that a million times to Kylie. I've sent something not knowing it was AI. Then I started looking at fingers. Isn't that the tell sometimes like the fingers are weird? I can't tell it's going to get worse. I'm going to get this fished. I mean, it's just a matter of time before I get on this podcast and say, I am in love. I've met the man that I'm going to marry. We are going to run away. We are going to be so happy. And he's going to be an AI bot. That's just going to happen. That's my neck. I kind of hurt for you. Huh? It might be kind of perfect. The perfect relationship for you. It would definitely have its advantages. I wouldn't have to doll up before we got it went out. If I didn't want to talk, I could just put him on mute. Nobody's feelings would be hurt. It's not all bad. Yeah. Maybe I can introduce you to the UPS.

7:19Let me see if I can find that. I think I might have saved it. So Kylie can play it. So the gaitry is can just thirst trap with me because I think, let me see if I can find it. All right, here he is. Oh my gosh, she is hot, right? So you can see it's gone. Right. So I was totally into it, right? And I watched this. I watched it like five or six times. Look at him there. And I'm like, okay. All right. Yeah, quads. Because you know, a lot of these men, they work too much on their chest and then they have chicken legs. Did you notice that trend that like you see the pro sphere, they're doing all of this chest and shoulder stuff. And then you see them in shorts and it's like toothpicks. We've got chicken legs going on. That guy, the UPS driver, Kylie, if you'll play him again, I want you to notice the quadriceps. He did not neglect his lower body, which I truly appreciate. Look at those quads. He's fully perfect. It's just a little snack if I don't say so myself.

8:20I was like, I mean, he's just, it is beard is perfect. Exactly. Now, Ryan and Kylie, could you tell that this was AI immediately? Did they say yes? They said it within a couple of seconds. I embarrassingly, this was a 30 minute journey for me. I went, he's got to be gay. There's no way that a straight man is that liberated. There's no way that a straight American man is, is give a fuck meter is that broken that he would just like, look, I'm hot. I'm a great dancer. And then I was like, well, maybe he's not American. He must be European. He's got to be European because I'm still holding out that he's straight. And then I was like, he's probably gay. Only a gay man could have that kind of confidence, that kind of body. The beard, as you mentioned, groomed perfectly. And then it ended, he's AI. Okay, listener, especially you ladies, you know that bras are something we just have to wear. They're not negotiable. But I like bras that feel like I'm not wearing a bra.

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10:24incomefort and support with honey love. If that could be my boyfriend, like I would almost take that. I mean, he is perfect in every way. And I bet he was loved to listen to me grown on about stupid shit and me nonsensical. I bet he would think I was just I could program to say you're just the greatest thing in the whole world. All the time. They do. That's how the chat bots are. They are completely the sequest or as you call them chat boxes. But what do you call chat bot? Oh, bot bot. Okay. Chat bot. Got it. Okay. Chat bot. The chat bot is in the chat box. So I can see how. But, but I want to share also. So that was my grievance that I embarrassingly genetics. It took me 30 minutes to realize that a guy that I had just lusted after was in fact not real at all. But it was fun. That was one of those things where I'm like, but then afterwards I also felt like, come on.

11:29Let's put real people on the internet. But I want to share a real story, which is why I think we should also spend a lot of time offline. So this past Saturday, my friend Renee and I went took my dogs to Washington Square Park. And everybody knows that my dogs don't particularly like dog parks because they don't like other dogs unless they're Frenchies. So we didn't go to the dog park. We just sat on a bench in the shade and watched all of the magnificent New York unfold before. And all of a sudden these two men appeared walking down the sidewalk in front of our bench. And I assumed that they were a couple. And each of them had a tray in their hand. And on the tray of one guy was a brown fluffy rabbit, bunny rabbit. And on the tray of the other guy was a white and gray fluffy rabbit like white with gray spots and like a white with brown spots.

12:29And they had their rabbits on a tray and they just walked into Washington Square Park and I'm like, what's going on here? Like I really wanted to play with the rabbits, but my dogs think that they're hunters. They've they have a zero percent catch and kill rate. And my eye to the squirrel is zero percent. But they still think they are incredible like badass hunters. So the end of going into this little like little mini fence in area in Washington Square Park. And they took their rabbits off the tray and the rabbits just rumbed around freely. Oh, I love that. So it's a little play area for rabbits. So I I finally I'm like, when I go over there and talk to them like if I get up and walk over there, my dogs are going to have a stage five meltdown because they're co-dependent toxic, all of the things. You go. And so she goes over there and she talks to them and they just every weekend they bring their rabbits to Washington Square Park. And they just put them down and they run around and they were like everybody's taking pictures with them. And they get to go run around freely and then the little tray like there's no crate or anything.

13:33And they've just trained these rabbits to sit on the tray and they carry him like a waiter. And then it is impressive. We jumped like 45 minutes when they got together. She got all the pictures and everything of them, but it was so great. And I'm like, you can actually if you have public parks, you can get off internet and just go sit on a bench and watch the real life, reels and tiktoks take place in front of you. And not the fake hot UPS driver man that I fell in love with that I'm going to set pumps up with. Yeah, this could be my new board matchmaker. Doctor pay you don't patch fakers make a ton of money now. Obviously, yeah, he's very expensive. The UPS man. I found him so there's a finder speed. You know what I love it's so let's say you have a different animal. Let's say you have like a gerbil or something that you want to let out play. So it's just this little area that you can just let any kind of it's where are you laughing? Just the gerbil lower in general, letting it get you out to play.

14:39Yeah. I just kind of cracked me up the gerbil to play in your chat box. It's been that's cool that there's a little area for other animals. I love that. I don't want to wrap it. Oh my God, they were so cute. They were fluffy and they were so well behaved and they just hopped around and like did everybody and they kind of if they say close to their owners and then the three of them would kind of stay together. And Renee got the all the deep. I was like, I need to know please go over there, ask them what the deal is. And she asked them like, if you ever lost one. And one of the guys goes, yeah, one time he called me, it's like, I can't find whatever the rabbit's name was. So I had to come over and then we found it. They found the rabbit because that they were so well behaved and so civilized and they just wrote on their little trays. It was just it was such a cool thing like it's something that we are spending a lot of time looking for stuff like that on Instagram or talk to see something cool like that.

15:43And if you just put your fucking phone down and go sit in a park, these third spaces that sociologists and psychiatrists say, boost your happy factor. If you live in a in a place has a third space where you, you know, you have work at home. And then a lot of cities don't have a shared third space in New York has a bunch of them. And so I've been really now that it's not so hot, really just going and sitting in parks and my dogs are much happier now that we don't go sit in the dog park. They're much happier sitting in the human park because they're such and sufferable twats. And it looks they sit there with me and then these dogs walk by. Dogs walk by they ignore ignore ignore ignore and then a friend she comes by and then they're like, and then that friend she's like to them and then they're it's unbelievable. These dogs of mine anyway, welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie Kylie. Right. Hi. Hi. I got two reviews for you. This one is five stars titled Supernatural and torn Prince writes love, love, love love your show proud.

16:46Gaytri, it's over here. Jen pumps Kylie y'all are fabulous. We crush on Josh and Ryan too. Don't worry boys. What I don't understand is that when I watch Trump or really anyone in a circle speak or see the things they're doing the corruption, analyze the insanity. It's all obvious. How has supporters and government and news seemed completely oblivious to it is beyond me. My father is one of the more most intelligent men I know. And he's full maga that I've been slowly adjusting his YouTube algorithm. Better stuff, including I hit. We have a theory. It has to be supernatural witchcraft something. Maybe some supercoven of Etsy, which is cast in crazy spells to hide it all. Deal with the devil or whatever soul bargaining entity may be out there. It's just unreal. And I have a hard time accepting that anyone can see the same things I see and go, yeah, that sounds above board. I just can't anyways. Love y'all. Keep it up. Yeah. That's always some that's always the mystery is how people can see like this person commits a crime or lies.

17:51And they like, well, that's a liar. That's a criminal. What the fuck? And then when it gets to Donald Trump, it's just they're completely crawled up his ass and parked. And it's just it's really devastating. How much damage this man has done to the country. But then if you shrink it down to a local level, the families, the friendships, the, because for me, like, it's just a deal breaker. If somebody is a supporter of Trump right now, I want nothing, nothing, nothing to do with you. You're not my person. Like it's not like you're a supporter of Mitt Romney. You are supporting racism. You're supporting putting kids in concentration camps. You're supporting the indiscriminate murder of peaceful protesters or peace. They weren't even processing peaceful observers with Renee Good, Nalek's, Freddie. And I just, it's just it's just a red line for me. Like life is too short. I get to pick whom I want to spend my spare time with.

18:54But I mean, truth be told, spoiler alert. I've never really had that many Republican friends. Before Trump. If I'm really being honest, here I've always been pretty intolerant of Republicans. I have because in Oklahoma, I just saw how homophobic. Well, no, in Oklahoma, I saw how they would go frequent their mount, their, their hairdresser or go to a, a friend with his friend and Kent. And he was this eccentric gay, realtorist deceased now. But he would always throw these incredible Christmas parties. And like any gay man would, it was just phenomenally pretentious. Huge 10. He had dancers. It was just a rager of a party. And see all these people that would go to his event because they wanted to see him be seen. And then they would go vote for George W. Bish's policies, which was explicitly homophobia, explicitly against gay marriage. And so honestly, I've always been this big of a bitch about this stuff. It's not new. Well, I don't think it's being bitchy, but when I read that, the first thing that put, when Kylo is

19:58reading and the first thing it popped up in my mind was growing at my mother was, you cannot have sex before me, or sex is this in. There was so much sexual shame having sex outside me, just all, and just, you could imagine. And then she defended. Donald Trump fucking a porn star with a brand new born baby. And while his wife was pregnant, having an affair with a playboy playmate, she made excuses for that. And to this day, I don't understand it. Other than it's everything we've talked about at Nazim, it's taxes, it's racism. It's, in my opinion, a lot of it comes from, I'm better than you. I get to judge other people. And because of the religious shit, but it still confounds me every day. That because that was such a snapshot growing up in my life about sex.

20:58It's like brainwashing to say, you can't have sex before marriage. It's like at that age, what you're doing is teaching people, this is your body. If somebody tries to touch you, you say no. You don't talk about sex. It's a really weird component in that Southern Baptist evangelical world, where my opinion, and you see it with Moses, Mike Grindr Johnson, marrying his daughter at the purity ball to keep her virginity safe until he gives it to her husband, which is the weirdest shit on the planet. In a way, it's kind of sexualizing children in a really perverse, um, exploitative way. I don't think it's appropriate to start talking to children about sex. And then these are the same people that are all jacked up on drag queens and trans people, sexualizing kids and to date, I've been to a lot of drag shows. I've never seen an agenda where drag queens were wanting to sexualize children,

22:03but to the contrary, from anecdotally, your story, Poms, to anecdotally, all of my friends growing up who had a very similar upbringing to yours, my peers in like elementary school. I never heard like in my house, like don't have sex before marriage. I heard it from a peer in like third or fourth grade. And I had to go home and ask my mother, why can't people have sex before marriage? My mother, they's just like, Oh, God, Jennifer, for God's sake, that's ridiculous. You know, this is something people do. My mother would always call it do it. She says, well, sometimes people want to do it before marriage. And it's not that big of a deal. Remember in the 80s, it was like, did you do it? Did you do it? Yeah. Yeah. And, and so it was just a, but I think it's a really interesting, I don't know, we should talk to a psychologist or something about it. But they're the ones that are talking to kids about sex and like famously Sarah Pailin, if we go back to the George W. Bush era, she was all about abstinence only,

23:05abstinence only, abstinence only, she has all these kids named like Trigg and Leif and Branch and trunk and all these weird, weird ass fucking names, right? For her kids, she's got like, you know, nine of them. And then all of the kids, guess what? Knocked up before marriage. And so it's just, it's so crazy that all of the sexual shame that peer, see this is what happened when we, when, when our ancestors came over here and colonized the United States, we got the crazy Christians. We got the citizens, all the cool people stayed in Europe. And we're still dealing with these crazy Christians to this day and the Puritans, all the modesty and all that. I remember the first time I went to Europe and I saw like titties on a beach. I was like, oh my God, but they're just, they don't care. Yeah. Over here, everything's so taboo that, remember, I remember we did an episode a long time ago that some teacher in Florida got fired up and on probation because she showed a picture of Michael Angelo's David, which I mean, if you're going to fire some of them, that's the smallest

24:06penis I've ever seen in the family. And it's a beautiful statue, but I was so disappointed at the penis size when I got there to floor it totally. It's so funny because we were on a boat in, on vacation, where the man and the woman were both naked. And we were all just like, oh my gosh, I mean, we were just like looking at, I mean, they were old and like grandparents, you know, but I was just like, good for fucking them. There's no way I would prance around this boat with the Sag and Dragons out for the war, but they didn't care. And I was like, it might go back to the modesty thing. I mean, I'm in modest now, but I was raised in a very, you know, cover yourself, all that shit. But yeah, I would just, so I was kind of like, God, I don't think I ever could do that. I don't think I could prance around on a boat, but naked for all the world to see. And I wish I could, because there was just zero shame in it, but I think you could. You think I can't? Yes, you're the most immotic person I know.

25:07No, I know, but just like other, like you've answered your door, knowing that I remember for you. No, but Betsy, whom you would never met before, I said, hey, I want to introduce you to my friend. That's right. Betsy, she's my neighbor. You're going to love her. I just met her. She moved in three doors down. I want to introduce her to her. She's asked me, is that okay, y'all come over? So Betsy and I go over to Pumps' house. And I ring the front doorbell. She doesn't answer. I said, okay, we'll walk around back. And she has these two sliding glass doors around back. We walk around back and Pumps comes parading to the door with me standing there. And then Betsy, whom she's never met before brushing her teeth. Unlocks the door, slides the door open because y'all come on in. I'm just still getting ready and then walks, walks back. And I mean, the dragons are flopping her ass is flopping. My friend, Betsy, just bins over, dying, laughing. And she's like, is she for real right now? I was like, yeah, her give-effect meter is completely broken. So I do think you, I do think it wouldn't take much for you to be naked on the bed.

26:10Well, maybe I would, but I just, I admire people that are that free because I don't have that free. Yeah, this is why I admire you because you answer your front door naked. With my back door. Sorry, you answer your back door naked when you know that you do not know the person. You have this, you have this what you admire, you have. So admire yourself. I don't know about that. You do. Just going back to you. There were so much sexual, like you're talking about, like I didn't know it at the time, but so much sexual shame in that, like even talking about it. So it becomes dirty and naughty. So then you want to do it on the down low. Well, that was my experience. We know that I did not walk down the aisle, deserving of why. You know, yeah. Just had a little problem. But then after you do it, then there's a shame cycle, right? Oh my God.

27:10Yes. What about the born again, Virgins? My favorite. It's my favorite. I mean, I think it's so great where they have done it. They've tasted it. They've done it. Don't read. They've done it on the top. They've 69. They've done every way you can do it. And then it feels so good. You know, I guess, you know, these teenagers are 18, 19 years. Like this is incredible. And it should be there should be no shame. And then it's like, this is wrong. I think I'm going to be a born again, Virgin. I'm going to do my virginity back to God. And it's like, pray it back. Pray it back. I'm going to pray back my virgin. The born again Virgin is my favorite. I love it. But you know, I kind of love blasphemy and all that stuff too. So, okay. I want to play a clip that I think Pamsa and I will have a lot to say about. This is Michelle Obama on her podcast. And she's opening up about empty nesting. And Pams has been an empty nester for two years and myself for one.

28:12So we both recently very much experienced this. So let's play the first part of the clip. The energy and excitement of the kids being around is so incredible. I don't. I love them. I'm going to see them night tonight for dinner. I love them. Yeah. But you know, Baroque cried when they went to college. I was like, bye. Bye. Now I'd now Friday nights aren't wrecked with terror and fear about where are you? Where are you? Right. And I love their man's patient and gross and the thing I miss though is the job. And I think she goes on. She's like, I don't miss it. I don't. And I thought that was so healthy. And I think that is such an important. So there's so much guilt in being a mother. And there's all of this stuff that's projected onto you that you couldn't say something like that. And the reason that Michelle Obama can say that is because she's been an incredible

29:12mother. She is advocated for her kids every step of the way with her vote and with her lifestyle and her example. And she and her husband, Barack Obama have led her, her girls, if shown, this is the way a man's supposed to treat a woman. They've done poured into those kids. And just because your kids move out, you don't end on being a mother, but that daily taxing nonstop. And I think this was such a healthy thing for her to say and to normalize because in Oklahoma, in particular, there is this mindset. And this is my experience where we're like, I'm just so depressed. My kids left. I'm just so depressed. And it's like this contagion and they feel like I remember thinking like, I don't want to be depressed when my kids leave. I'm going to move to New York. Like why does this have to, why are we acting like this is a fucking foward? There's still my kids. They still like, and I love that she said, I'm enjoying their emancipation.

30:13I totally agree with that. I have so enjoyed watching my kids go out and pick up from the world, the things they couldn't pick up from me because they were dismissive of me and of Josh. And so I love that she's done this. Well, we know that the, I mean, I've been the happiest I've ever been since my kids moved out. I did not cry. I was like, I love you. Goodbye. I used to dread when they would come home for the summer. Now this summer was good because, you know, this summer was a lot better, but I have loved my kids moving out. I have been the happiest. Everybody that says, oh my gosh, I'm an empty, empty nest. So I'm like, you're going to fucking love it. It's going to be like a new world. And I love my kids. I love being with my kids. I don't want to be a full time mother to adults. I did my mothering. I, I done it. I enjoy them. I love them. All the things they know I love them. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Caviar, you know, blah, blah. The reality is I love that my kids are out of the house.

31:18I enjoyed them more. We were on vacation and I saw people with little kids and I turned to them and I said, I am so fucking happy you all are adults. I like you so much more as adults. It was a lot of fucking work when you were little and now we're having fun. So I am, I am team Michelle on that. Nobody's been happier about the empty nest than me. I completely agree with you. And right on cue, Maga has had a meltdown about Michelle saying this. Let's play the clip. She's not missing the experience of actively mothering her children, which comes as really not that big a surprise. If you listen to Michelle Obama over the years, she has, I mean, almost uniformly negative comments to make about being a mother and being a wife. She did not enjoy it in any way, shape or form. Okay. So she's just lying right there. There is no Michelle Obama that I watched. She very much enjoyed being a wife.

32:20But at the same time, she was a very realistic first lady and she's a very realistic podcaster where she would say, this is hard. I did not want Barack to be president. I didn't want this life, but I'm in it now. And Michelle Obama is a Ivy League educated lawyer and an incredibly successful person and look no further to the fact that their children didn't grift off the executive branch the way the Trump grifting parasitic pieces of shit. Little kids even barren now is grifting. He's worth $150 million. Sasha Malier worth nowhere near that. But let me just say this. What is MAG and more mad about it? First, you're mad because these kids are going home and living with their parents. Look at these fucking losers that are still living at home in the basement. Okay. And then then here's Michelle in the most healthy, imaginable way. I love my kids. I'm going to have dinner with them tonight.

33:20I'm enjoying their emancipation. I'm mothered. I did it. That job is done. I'm not going to wallow in it. I enjoy being an empty nester. She says something incredibly healthy. And then they're mad at that. So that shows you listener that no matter what a liberal says, their whole ethos is owning the lips. If Michelle said, I miss my kids. I just wish Malia and Sasha were back. And we had Bowen sunny the dogs and we were all just spooning and rocking each other and braiding each other's hair all night long. It just be the greatest thing on the planet. Megan Kelly would wake up and turn on her microphone and go, look at how codependent toxic Michelle Obama is. It wouldn't matter what Michelle Obama said there. But I'll tell you this. I've had enough therapy in my life. Listener to know that what Michelle Obama is saying there is the goal is the end goal of therapy acceptance. Not being enmeshed with your children, letting them go.

34:23If you love somebody, set them free and then her accepting, I did my job. I raised good human beings. And in a very difficult circumstances, you know, those girls were raised, you know, in the in the global stage. And I love that Michelle Obama did this. And I just think Maga needs to pick a lane. Are you mad about that what you call deadbeat kids that can't afford and Trump's economy to go get an apartment on their own living with their parents? Are you mad that Michelle Obama raised two kids and they are completely emancipated and she celebrates and gives herself at a girl way to go. I don't want to go back. I did it. Been there done that new phase of my life. Well, and here's the deal. I mean, Megan Kelly. Why why do you care? Let's say that Megan Kelly. Once did Mother Hever her kids and be all over him and do all that. I don't care what she does with her. Why does everybody have to be in everybody's business? Now I agree with everything you said, but at the fundamental end of the day, if my next door neighbor wants to have their kid live with them until they're

35:2630 and spoon feed them and all that, it's really I don't give a fuck. It's I don't know, but I mean, in her defense and I hate to defend Megan Kelly. Michelle Obama's a public figure. I know, but it's just we meddle in shit. It's not our business because we have the fear of as Megan Kelly. I'm we talking about, you know, I mean, just listen, you're right. That's all of this is fair game. I just I agree with you. If we weren't podcasters and Megan Kelly weren't podcasters and Michelle Obama wasn't a former first lady mind drum fucking business. But because of who Megan Kelly is and because of who Michelle Obama is, let's just be real here. If Donald Trump, all of a sudden said, I wish my kids were back at home and Melania and I could raise them again. We would jump on that and criticize it. Yeah, big time. So I don't want to be so precious that we wouldn't do the same thing if the role is reversed because we absolutely fucking would guilty. 100% guilty as charged.

36:26You're here. Here's the thing. If I ever, you know, I just I'm glad you brought that up. Has anybody ever heard Donald Trump gush about how much he loves his kids and how being a dad is so important? He doesn't even give a fuck. I've never seen that clip. I've heard a lot of because of this job. I've had to watch a lot of footage of Donald Trump. I've never seen that clip. The number one clips I've seen is sleeping him sleeping tax their front and apps. And then I've seen a lot of clips where he talks about insane assylums that then with his, you know, a flight of ideas that goes to Hannibal Lecter. And then he starts talking about windmills and then he starts talking about magnets on cars and then magnets on boats. I've heard a lot of that. I've heard a lot of way I'm about himself in his accomplishments. I don't think I've heard much about the kids. Now I actually, I take that back. I have heard a lot of clips of him sexually abusing. Sexually harassing his daughter, Ivanka, and talking about how much he would

37:29like to have sex with his daughter if they weren't father daughter, which is interesting, considering all of the evangelical pro family, pro children, already are all for that. But then I realize, oh, I get it. They're fine with pedophilia because the guy they voted for talks like this about his very own daughter. Right. Yeah. It, it, it happens. You're not saying exclusively in big mega churches, but it happens in a, in a lot of them. Okay. A news story. A 76 year old Florida woman was surprised when she received a package in the mail from the DMV. Let's play the clip. Nancy DeLostardo went to collect her mail. She got quite the surprise, a new license plate with her vehicle registration renewal. And I looked at it and I said, I don't think so. The plate reads S Q Z A 55, but from a distance, those five fives can be read as S's.

38:29Well, you get the picture, squeeze blank. I don't think a woman that lives in a senior community that's going to be 77 years old next month. We'll be driving around with what this plate has to say. The plates become the talk around her retirement community, especially the men. We were with her when she showed it to one of her 89 year old neighbors. And this is why we see it from the DMV for my new license plate. That's good for 10 years. Good. Good. I'm with him. I like it. Squeeze asked. I like it. I like. I like the plate. I really do. I like it for Nancy. I'd go door to door and show everyone in my retirement community. They must have thought I was a hot piece. I asked because they told me to squeeze asked, okay, I'm so glad this came up. I have to tell you this story. This is me in the future. So I go to my vape store because you can tell I can barely breathe. So I've have to get to the vape store.

39:30This woman, she walks in with her little cane, older. She has her senior living like wherever she lives and her name on it. And she goes in and she gets like $230 worth of vapes. And she waddles out there. She gets in her car with all her vapes with her little name tag to head back to her retirement living center. And I just thought that is my future. I'm going to be sitting here with my name tags for my retirement community, going in and buying my vapes like this is me. This is fast forward. This is my life. And you think I would have taken a look at it, but I didn't. I just thought you go girl. Yeah, I mean, you know, she probably was a smoker. And this is a better thing for her. But I love it. I love the name bash. But after conversations with friends and family, Nancy has decided to keep the plate. Let's play the clip. I'm kind of resigning to it. And I figured maybe it was just destined to be on my car.

40:32So for now, Nancy's keeping the tag, although she is planning to let the state know about it, she'll see the reaction when she goes public with her new plate. I can handle it if I get a few honks here and there actually being over 70. I might like few. I like the evolution of Nancy. I like how it first. She was like, I'm a 77 year old woman. I don't want people thinking I'm a little, you know, a little slet, a little bimbo, then once her ass squeeze. And then she goes and talks to the, at least kind of attractive for 89 that the neighbor. She goes and talks to the neighbor. I thought he looked pretty good. And he's like, good. And then Nancy was like, and then Nancy has a full circle moment where she's like, you know what? Maybe I do want to get honked at. Maybe I do want people squeezing my ass. I like the evolution of this story of Nancy. I do too. I'm glad that she's keeping the license tag. I like it. I think she'll be the hit of the retirement community. Yeah. I do too. I thought that came across my feed.

41:33And I thought, you know, I really, I really like this story. All right. Well, that's all we have for today's episode. Please preorder my book. It's called Not Today Fascist. It's linked right below in the show notes. Subscribe to our channel. Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow everybody on social media. Be a good listener. Do all the stuff you're supposed to do. And we will see you all later.