Bovines and Ungulates | Son of a Boy Dad #435

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3:04It is September 9th. It's 12.30 pm and we are here live from HQ. Three. Hello. How are we doing? Fellows. Good. Very good. How was your energy today, Sass? Relievable. Really? Fantastic. Why? You're wearing your workout clothes today. My workout clothes. This is your like training fit. No, it isn't. This is my game day fit. No, that's like gray sweats. What do you know? This is just a regular Patriots crew neck and shorts. Well, your blue fit is your formal fit. That's cool. That's like date night. No. I might have a job interview. Church. Yeah, church. This is literally wearing all blue. Are you missing the gray part that really adorns a hint of gray? It's not a hint of gray. It's predominantly gray with a hint of blue. It's literally not predominantly gray. I bet you there's more gray on that sweatshirt than blue. There's not the interior. What's the back look like?

4:04Can you show us the back? It's the same as the front. The gray ends right here. I think this is one of those like optical illusion things where there's a lot more gray. There isn't that promise either. For sure. I promise you the gray spinning backwards too. I could tell in the long grass there are it. It's actually reverse directions. I promise there's no hidden gray. I'm doing an exercise right now where if I were to take away the blue, would I think that you were more dressed than if you took away the gray? I actually wouldn't hate if this was just an all gray. Yeah, but it isn't. It's all gray. All blue. You're going to tell me that that is your serious one. This is my casual game day attire. Obviously I'm going to toss Jersey on. Yeah, you're going to change. Yeah, yeah. This is during the day. It's like what you wear out of the tunnel. The stadium. You got out of your Lamborghini and walking slow motion. Yeah. I got the Brady Jersey ready at home. Tell me the horror of the Henderson, but Henderson is not playing tonight. You didn't work out at all today. No, I got my steps in.

5:05I got my 10K. Thank you, Ron. But I didn't wear this. I didn't tell that was sweaty. I didn't know. I didn't wear this. That thing is soaked. No, no, no, you're mistaken. It was soaked and then it dried and you're like, well, no one's going to know. No, no, no, no, I can wear it. You're completely mistaken. I wore that gray was black. It was dark. No, I wore a green shirt that I bought off of Instagram on my on my exercise. Yeah. Yeah. What did it say? Nothing. Really? What's it made of? Is it like a sport fabric? No, it's not polyester. What's the blend? It's a, I would say it's probably 80% cotton if I had to guess. Not your typical workout attire, but it wasn't a typical morning. Well, so a typical about it. No jog. I just walked. Yeah. I love a polyester shirt. I want my shirts to be like white. A fucking Lego shirt. No, no, you're mistaken. You're thinking of a heavy cotton. I don't want anything. No, heavy cotton. You're thinking of a heavy cotton, but you're saying polyet.

6:07No one likes polyester. Polyester has tarnished the fashion industry. That's what people say, but then Avacromy and Fitches stock us through the roof and their clothes are 100% recycled credit cards. He's right about that. He's got you there. I hate polyester. Polyester is like the fucking, that's like what fanatics uses. Everything is polyester. No, they use like bat. They use like pre-owned polyester. They wear spools. They wear spools polyester into me. I mean, everything you buy now is a Halloween costume. It's the same quality that you would get from Halloween party or it's a party or it's a party city or Abra Kadabra. I remember when I was a very, very young child, I had, like I'm talking like toddler. I had a costume, a Patriots costume. And it was just a cheap Patriots jersey for a child.

7:09And that jersey now is higher quality than the jerseys that you buy from the NFL store. Like that is how far they have dropped. What about the ones that are authentic? No. So like quality? No. Dog shit. All the good jerseys are in baseball cards now. Yes. They just do all the ones that were actually trimmed into baseball cards. And now it's just the most flammable material. No, it's bad. I mean, if you were to like a match in a room with a jersey from the NFL store, we're very close to the NFL having a friction fire at the bottom of a pile where they're trying to recover a fumble. Like a bunch of bodies all warm together and it's like going to compress at some point. You know what, if I was in the NFL, my move would be I would like, if I was like, you know, kind of getting into it with a guy, I would just rip the numbers off his jersey. Because you could just peel those off like a sticker if you wanted to. They're sewn in by some lovely woman in China. No, you're mistaken. You're thinking of a good, you're thinking of the good jerseys.

8:10Like, when was the time you authentic the game, the game on field game worn jerseys? Those are stickers. No, stickers. You're so full of shit. Yeah, I mean, am I wrong? You're just mad right now because you know you're wearing something that Rocky trained in. No, I mean, I wrote, look, I don't, I do agree. I could see Rocky training and something like this. But I did not train in this specific shirt. You look like a dad in a suburban neighborhood who leans into a car window after a job. And it's like, no, yeah, well, I think we're going to just get the kids out later today. And you got that little half move sweat. I do love the chin. That's you. No, I do, definitely. I do see that peeking in their grocery bags, he just steaks and being like, where's mine? I went to a sports thrift store last week in East Village. What is it called? What it, it's like, there's one, there's a pre-owned soccer shop that's, soccer jersey shop that's on like Canal Street.

9:12Let me see what it was called. I was doing a, like max, this comedian, Max Manikoff is doing like a, he like films these little sketches there for Instagram. And I was doing that. Really? I had that store. That's kind of how to character. Did something? Yeah. Why are you doing anything? Anytime anyone else is doing something. Anytime anyone else is doing something. I'll do it. Can you stop doing stuff? God damn it. What is this bullshit? I forget what it was called. You had, you're fucking agreeing to come with me on Saturdays, it's getting weird. I mean, just, you know, stepping out. Slow down. Yeah, what are you doing? Summer's over and I'm ready to get back outside. And grind it work. Pull fucking muscle. We're grinding deals. Last thing I want us for you to overdo it and then retreat back into your shell. I'll go back in. I mean, I'm still in. He was doing stand up. Like he's doing all this. I showed a night, unfortunately, right when the game starts. But I mean, I'm going to miss 10 minutes. I'll be okay. Yeah, call an a bomb threat to the state.

10:12That's your only move. That is a bomber. So you went to the vintage store? Yeah. And they had like, they have like the actual old jerseys. Like there was a Tom Brady, like, not obviously it's like a one that you'd buy from the NFL store. But I mean, the difference in the quote, like it's literally like, it's, it's heavy as far. You should be like parachute. Yeah. Like it's like thick and it's like actually stitched together. Like a real jersey. Yeah. The jerseys now, I mean, it's actually a disgrace. It's a total disgrace. Like, like what, what, what year was it where they gave like one of the coaches like a Gatorade bath in his shirt disintegrated. Oh, yeah. Just false. I mean, everything by fanatics. It's like, oh, I want to get a, let me get a Patriots T shirt, a T shirt, right? Just a simple, let's get a standard Patriots T shirt. And then you go on the fanatics website and a fancy one. No, it's just like a T shirt. It's got like a hood on the back for some reason. Like it's fucking laces on the front.

11:15Yeah. It's like whatever happened to just a regular shirt. They don't make a regular shirt anymore. No, they don't buy them on Instagram. You can only buy them on Instagram or on like D-pop. Good call on the Instagram. D-pop, Chopra. Francis hasn't had a synthetic touches in the, in the good 12 years. No, I, a hundred percent cotton man. Yeah, or wool. Wool's nice. Summer wool. Light wool. What's that? Possum. Possum. I gave all my best possum to you too. I have mine. I'm right. I can't wait to bring up as soon as the leaves start to change. I'm going to, you'll see me in possum. Yeah, I had to tell. Yeah, this is all, I have full possum. I have an entire storage bin of sweaters that have all just been sitting together and I can't wait to pop them open. Let them breathe. How old are they? They're all just, from last year. From last year? Oh, just from last year. I didn't know if you'd been collecting them forever. Well, for a few years now, but I don't, I put them away for the summer.

12:17Yeah, that's fine. Because I'm not going to wear sweaters in the summer. Now that is like a mature thing to do. To put away your summer, your winter clothes in the summer. Is that just letting them receive to a bottom pile? Yeah. I feel like where is that sweater from last year? And then you just got to start digging. You need to look at a cross section of your clothes. You look at it sediment rock from the Mesozoic era. Yeah, but when you, I'll tell you what, when you live, when you live in the pile life, rather than the storage life, finding the thing that you were looking for is a great feeling. You're like, I definitely didn't think I was going to find this. And then you find it. Yeah. And then you have a great day. They kind of tests your memory in a different way. Oh, yeah. Because you're like, oh, okay, I know that this is like three quarters down the pile and in like quadrant B 16. Yeah, especially if you're a multiple pile guy like me, because I got a closet pile and then I got the living room pile. You've a pile in your closet? Yeah.

13:18On the floor. Floor to ceiling. You have a living room pile? The living room pile is a bit disgraceful. Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah, it's tough because it's like everything is like nice and clean and set up. And then there's just a big old pile on the couch. Now right when you walk in. You tell me your living room looks like the entrance to a concentration camp. Yeah, pretty much. Where they just like all the shoes and shit that were taken. It's actually it's like right when you walk in the door. Oh, dude. It's all jewelry. Yeah, it's tough. I was picturing it like a dirt bike park where they're just like ramps. It is kind of like that. Yeah. That's fun. It's like one big ramp. That's insane. Have you been getting a lot of dirt bike videos on your algo? My algorithm has been almost strictly mountain biking lately. It's probably because the front facing part of your phone thinks that you're in the wilderness. I think we got to do a mountain biking week.

14:22That's outside my pay grade. What about city biking week? Now city bikes to the mountains. What if we what if we bring the city bikes like to Jersey? I can't even imagine what the cost would be. Although I think they do have the same city bikes over there. Do they? I've seen the docks over in Jersey City. Oh, yeah. What's the most amount of miles you've ever seen? 36? Yeah, probably. I've never seen past 30. Past the 30s on the battery. Yeah. Yeah, something like that. Fresh batteries or something. That is. Do they? That must be what they cap out at. What's 30 miles from here? I'm off. What's 36? Vermont? Yeah. Home. Where I grew up. City bike to Maine. Yeah. Now we could definitely get somewhere with 30 miles. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Yeah. And then we could also we could hit a re we could hit a hit a charge up in Jersey. Oh, it's so 30 miles from the farthest city bike station back again to the west coast. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They should have that. It's, I mean, it would be nice if it was the same city bikes in every city.

15:23And then you could travel city to city by city bike. Mm hmm. I have two big updates for you guys. Talk to me. To tell. I didn't I last actually this morning. I managed to extract the splinter from my finger. Oh, very nice. And I did it with a kitchen knife. And you just how do you do it? You just dug in next. I took a shower to soften up the skin. And then I just manned up and cut my finger open. Oh, yeah. You got it. I took a wider swath of a I took a chunk. Francis the butcher. Yeah. I took it. So hopefully that heals because people were sending me advice. And one guy was like, you need to take a bath of Epsom salts. Then you need this tool off of Amazon. A lot of people like to talk about Epsom salts. And then you remove it. And then you need to like soak it with antibacterial stuff. And I was like, dude, I'm just going to cut this out with the knife I use for carrots.

16:24Yeah. You need to coax it out with the song of a gospel choir. It'll vibrate out. And then you need to come into the shell of a snail. To listen first. Yeah. So I got that out. And then the second thing is actually more of a question for you guys, which is this. What am I doing? Oh, it's an emotional question. What am I doing wrong that Nikki Smokes hasn't tried to fuck me? That's a good question. It's a great question. Well, have you been in front of him? How much have you been in front of him? I've been in front of him. I've been behind him. I've done, I've done everything I can. I know I'm his type because anything with a pulses is tight. And I work it out. You take care of yourself. You work a bar stool. Like there's a lot of things pointing towards you. How far down the ladder? I mean, how close am I?

17:27Like because he's going to get to dudes soon. Right? That'll be all that's left. I don't know. I don't know. I really am not too up to date on it other than I saw his tweet of the Thanos collecting all the infinity stones. But outside of that, I was really all I saw. Some people did not like that. I know that was hilarious. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's not an eyeably funny. He has fucked his way to innocence. Oh, yeah. Somehow it got to a point where now the universe agrees it's no longer his fault. Yeah. I mean, he's definitely like doesn't seem like Dave or Big Cat are mad at him about it anymore, which is good for him. You know, I was saying it's like a mincey situation where now instead of how mincey just like bumbles his way and like messes up a lot. Now he can just like kind of fuck his way into impunity. Yeah. Yeah. He's reached, he's been given the green light. He's reached terminal velocity. Yeah, exactly.

18:27Yeah. It's just falling towards the earth one vagina at a time. It's tough because they're going to have to start hiring more people for him to fuck. It's like stakes for dogs. Yeah. Where it's like throwing at the hounds. Yeah. Exactly. Keep on running so they don't fuck you. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like guys are putting them in front of them. They're challenging him. You know, like hire a very conservative Muslim woman. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're wearing a full knee cop for the Chicago office. It's the uncrackable. Yes. You should get a fresh pack of uncrackables. And you can see if he can. This is the crank is way through them. Oh, man. Just. Yeah. I mean, I think we really got, I think he has to kind of push it to the limit and see like how far he can go, you know. Where everyone's like, stop, big, big, stop. Yeah. Yeah. It's like at the beginning of. It's too far of top gun maverick. I'm going to die where they're like no one's ever gone gone mocked.

19:28I feel like no. And he just like wakes up in a diner and like did he dies? Are you symbolism here or like he's just dragging a parachute in the body? Oh, Lord. Yeah, it is crazy. He's going to be out here next week though, which is like. That's my chance. Well, it's also like Columbus find in the new world. Yeah. Cause he's like, wait, I didn't know there are savages out here. Yeah. I wasn't thinking he does have to get out, get out to this, this office and you know, see what he can do to see what he can work with. Well, I mean, he's been playing double A ball. Yeah. Come out to New York City. He's going to get to the office here and he's going to be like, I pronounced this land Miami. Put in the Miami soccer team pink flag into the center. Like, dude, we've actually been here for a long time. You can't just take all this. Not Miami, no. But they just say everyone's like, we have to respect it. I feel like the consensus is like, yeah, we have. It is. It is. It brings a suitcase of cock rings and shit to trade.

20:31It is funny. Like, uh, gimp masks. Have you ever seen one of these before? I mean, some people are just like that. You know, some people just live to be fucking. And then like the Tommy smokes of the office are like the disgruntled like native chiefs. Like not take a woman. New York is a proud office. We're not going to take this lying down. I mean, it gives us all blankets of best with AIDS. I got a real blanket. He's even not our entire species. We want to break bread with Mickey smokes. Where does he go from there? What's his next step? I think he and born like saw. I mean, this is borderline like soft core porn. Yeah, it's like, this is he does fuck up. It's a bit of a soap opera. Yeah, I kind of like be like, who is he? Yeah, like season five.

21:33Yeah, who's he? Fucking next. You think his parents are like, what are you doing at bar stool? Just fucking mostly. Just fucking and then talking about fucking. Imagine that. Dad's calls him. He's like, all right, in the month of August, you had seven fox. Yeah. We're going to hope you get to 10 next month. You might have a quota now. Climb those 10. So you got to work on the need you to do 10. Reeks 48 fox last month. I wonder what like do you think that there's like older bar stool fans that are like like dudes who are like 48 year old men coming up to him be like, you're the fucking man, dude. Oh, definitely. Absolutely. That's nice, I guess. Or then being like, can you get my son like really wants to fuck? Do you think you could get him a job at bar stool? That would actually that is actually a good route for him to take. You know, kind of being like a coach. But then it will, I asked him yesterday, I was like, do you think you have any competition?

22:33And he was like, no. What did he say? He said something about like, you had to remind people like, who could be one of those. I mean, he was like everyone saying green Greg. I said, I said to remind everybody I was keeping on. He went out and put up 400 yards, 4,000 to on the ground. I mean, he is very funny. Can't deny that. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to be out here this week. I'm excited for it. I can't wait to watch him work. It was very fun playing with him on a surviving bar stool. In the aftermath of surviving bar stool, I got a message from a reality TV show casting director. No way. Being like, I've never, like I'm like, I'm sprawled by the game you played. It was awesome. And then I checked their bio on Instagram as what they cast for and it's level in the spectrum. Oh, no. Really? Yeah. That's crazy. So I'm going to be on next season.

23:36Respect you. Very good. Not a potential for you. I couldn't believe it was the level in the spectrum producer. Yeah, that's pretty much. I was like, this is my break. I could see Nikki going on that show and somehow that's the one group that's not into it. Oh, I hate them. They're just somehow the one group that's immune. Yeah, he's way too close. Way too out there for them. Yeah. Who is charms? Oh, man, maybe he could. It's actually a great idea. It is just get him on love on the spectrum. See how he performs. Might lose his mind on that when none of the tricks work. None of his secret tricks. And then there's like another dude who's just like making spaghetti and chicken cutlets and the women think it's the most romantic move that's ever been. Yeah. It is funny seeing the dudes who are like, get like pissed off about this. Like Nikki. Nikki really? What the fuck? I should be fucking.

24:37Yeah. Oh, my. Do these girls have no standards? Why is it Nikki? It's like who fucking cares? Like how could you possibly like I, I, I, I was trying to watch the yak when they were talking about it. But then we had a meeting for Bush with like MB like the content planning meeting. Oh, nice. You to me at the same time. Love to tell us. But it was funny because they were all talking about it too, which is funny. It is funny how like much people at the company are like in like in. I mean, I was, I was invested as well. But I didn't get to watch when they had Nikki and Anacon. And then I just was like, I had the comments up on my side monitor. And I just saw people being like, this is fucking bullshit that Nikki's fucking all these girls like genuinely mad. That really comes from putting the women on a pedestal. Yeah, yeah. It's in sales. It's in sales. Yeah, you're, but it's just like, I, oh, fucking, I'll go into battle for her. Now Nikki doesn't put him on a pedestal.

25:38He puts them in a swing. On top of the pedestal is a Sibian bolted into his ceiling. Yeah, the, yeah, it's a crazy saga. But I'm happy for it. I have, I feel like I bought very low on Nikki's mocks stock. He's going to be in town next weekend. And you know, you pray for the women of New York. Yeah. The second smoke to sit to the city. I wonder, I wonder what he'll do. I wonder where he'll go. You said who he'll do? Sure. Well, yeah, you wonder what he'll do. Where's he going to go? Where's he go out in New York? Yeah, he'll go out, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm sure he'll, he'll, Frances, I actually would like to just see like, oh, you want to sign that kind of just, I'd like to go out with him. Yeah, I'll do the, I'll do the date. I'll do the date thing. I'll do a ride along. Yeah, I'll do that. I'd like that. Because you, I mean, I'm sure he'll, I can wingman for him. I don't know how well we would, I, I don't know how well we would do together. I think two nights where it's like a rich dad poor dad kind of thing.

26:41Or like, I got to, the best of times it was the worst. Yeah. Tale of two cities where like go, go out and see a night with him. What that would be like and then show him a night. How a cotton wearing gentleman does it? Yes. I wonder if there are two girls who are friends in the entire city of New York who one would be well suited for him and the other would be well suited for me. Is there a pair of girls that he and I could talk to simultaneously? I would assume so. That would be like, yes, perfect. Just what we wanted. I would assume a refined, highly neurotic guy and a Miami cocaine dealer. Whatever it is that he's doing. I don't know. I mean, I feel like I do think Nikki smokes kind of can, you know, blend in wherever like I feel like if you're going to go to a dive bar, he'll play the role of the dive bar. If you're going to go to a nice sit down restaurant, he'll, he'll wear nice. He'll wear his, his best fit.

27:43Right. If you're going to go to the box or wherever you like to go, I don't like that shit. Oh, I haven't been to those places in 12 years. Oh, I always just assumed that's where you went. Dude, I don't go out. That was your spot. I don't go out. The box. I could have been at 10 30. I've been telling everyone that's like you go there like every night. When people come up to you and like, where's the worst, but where's Francis? The box. Most likely. He's getting like someone's like shooting milk out of their ass. Oh, Adam. As he's like, staple to the public floor of the box. I hate that place. I don't get it. I went, I went like 12 years ago. Literally. Yeah. It was the last time I was there. And it's this, I was just like, what? I always just imagined it like that. Jake Jillin Hall movie with the spider. Gifted. What was that? I don't know. I don't know. Fucking terrible, terrible movie. Never saw that. Actually not that bad. I might have been a little harsh in my two terribles. That was 10 seconds ago. I know. And then I immediately was because it's just the ending is pretty dumb. Hmm. So you like, so you like the box enemy?

28:45Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He plays himself. It looked good, but it wasn't. It's like. It's 6.8 out of 10. That's exactly where I would, where I would, where I would raise. 74% of the runs made us. I'm not watching that. That's not high enough to hold my attention. No, I would say like maybe if you're on a plane and you're looking for a movie to start, but probably not financially. Yeah. That's a good one. So what happens in the movie? That's similar to the box. Does he get like, he goes to like, no, the beginning of the movie. He's at like some freak sex club in there. It's like spiders crawling all over the stage and shit with like naked people. Is that sexy for someone? Is it spiders for somebody? I'm not trying to yuck anybody's yum. No, I mean, yeah, you never know. Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners will be right back. But first, a quick message from one of our partners. It's Fran from Chicks in the office. The weather is getting cooler and Abercrombie's fall job has everything I need for the season. The best selling A and F Sloan Taylor pant is a closet staple for me.

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30:51I shouldn't have closed my eyes. That's kind of shit. Another one. Another squishy. Another squishy. Yeah. That's Fondsworth Bentley. Our new squishy. But is this just a bag of squishies? No. What would it do that? It is. But next up, Sean, I actually have one for you. This is a, this one is called Uncle Ben. Uncle Ben. Yeah, Uncle Ben. Oh my God. That's the same one as Steve. Yeah, Uncle Ben is related to Steve. Huh? Yeah, I'm not even going to negotiate with terrorists. They left a ransom note on our last one. This one is Uncle Ben. You're going to throw it on the table for now just for the. This one is for Mac. Oh my God. Oh wow, that one's got a little bell too. This one has a little bell. This is Vera. In just case it gets lost. Yeah, Vera like Vera Wang. Um.

31:51We put it right on the high. And for Tyler, Chuck. Wow. This is incredible. This is Chuck. Hold on to Chuck. I just don't understand the texture of these. Why is this one covered in hair? Because the second they're exposed to the air, they like pluck it out of the air like lightning. Yeah, they draw hair like a Rumba. This one was like pre covered in hair. Well, my kid, my like these came to my house yesterday and my wife opened them and like she was like, oh, they're for our kids. Like she passed and she like gave them to the kids. And I was like, I got home from work and I'd like go around and take them from us and I was like, no, this isn't for you. This is for my friends at work. These things are hilarious. And SaaS, of course, for you. Oh, a Kiwi. Oh, wow. Very nice.

32:51Thank you, vitamins up, bitch. Thank you. Wow. I'm actually allergic, but I will bring it home with me and save it. Deeply vitamin deficient. SaaS. No, I do love Kiwi. Let's get Uncle Ben on the table just for now. Yeah, just for sure. Just for sure. I just want to have it like kind of like, I mean, those things are those things come in hot. It's like a missile. Yeah. So, Paul is with Bentley Uncle Ben, Vera and Chuck. Yeah, this is incredible. That's great. I love it. Wow. It's nice. Yeah, I just wanted to add a little bit of that. I mean, as a cat guy, those are unbelievable. It's a robust present Wednesday for sure. Yeah, I wanted to blow all my cash. No, no, you got to eat that Kiwi, bro. What are you doing with the Kiwi? What you need to eat that Kiwi? That's a gift. What is the word for Kiwi juggling? I don't know what I remember. What's the word? I was going to ask for what the cat equivalent

33:52of canine is and it's feline. Feline. It came to me. Yeah, we have a very feline studio. Nikki smokes probably going crazy and here with all this pushing. Yeah, he do lose. One of those words that I love is fucking bovine. Oh, yeah, cowlite, right? Bovine tonight. What's bovine? You don't know shit about bovine. I don't. Yeah. Cowlite. Oh, over to do with cows. Yeah. Bovine. So what would fall in that category? Your grass much less. A group of cows. A group of just cows. Yeah. But you could probably move in a bovine way too. It could be descriptive like that, right? Um, I don't know. What about, what about Frances? Frances, you're going to know this, but sass. What about the word equine? What does that say? What does that tell you? Frogs. It's Frances tell him horses. It's horses. It looks like bovine applies to more than just cows.

34:55It's large. Is it all ungulates? Large clove and hoved mammals, like domestic cattle, bison, buffalo, and certain antelopes. I wouldn't have thought antelopes were part of that. No, Tyler, do me a favor. Can you look up if all ungulates are bovine? Should be that solid. Or is each ungulate bovine? No, not all ungulates are bovine. Wow. Wow. Well, all bovines are ungulates. Not all ungulates are bovine. Did you guys see that dude from Anthropic, like tweeting about the bad signal there? That we're all going to die pretty much. I can't wait to see what he's selling. I don't really get the AI killing us part, though. Like, how does that, how is that going to go down? You're going to ask, are all ungulates bovine? Let's bovine and then it's going to just shoot you in the face. Like, where are we going to, how are we going to die? Let me check my gun.

35:58I mean, they're saying that it's going to be in the next fucking four years. They said less than 10 years. He said within this decade. That's like, we're coming up on three years. Yeah. Yeah, the year's almost out. Yeah. We're going to be able to see Drake made, you know, see everything he's got. On the back nine, I mean, I think Tyrese Maxx is on the five years. So we're going to have to pay out Maxx's fifth year, or like, does that count? Like, is it going to be something where we all die at the same time, or is it going to be like all the sudden, you know, one new dies? And you're like, how did he die? A claw to kill him? I think maybe you'll be able to like, are they saying like, you'll just be able to like hack into like, like, I don't know, like nuclear defense system. It said that the guy said in this thing that, hey, I will be able to obtain resources. Which how? What like, hey, brick? I have to assume like, I'm imagining like, it's going to,

37:00like, they're going to release some sort of gas. And we're all going to just die or shut down the grid or something. Yeah. I'm picture. But then if they shut down the grid, how does the eye work? Wow. Holy shit. Solar. True. True. There was a movie that was kind of similar to this that I think had shy of buff in it. Oh, I didn't know if you were thinking about. Eagle eye? Yeah. Eagle eye. Which one's that? It came out like the same time as disturbing. That's what I was thinking of was disturb. Yeah. But disturb is just like rear window. Yeah, disturb is these at best. It's these. What did the eagle I say that there was going to be constant surveillance state that was going to shoot out gas at us? Was it going to fart us today? I think it was like, you know, an overarching machine that somehow became independent and they couldn't shut it down or whatever. I can't quite remember. I mean, it seems like that's what they're all saying is going to happen. I can't even see AI making a like unique flyer.

38:04No, that's why it's confusing. Like they they talk about it. Like it's got this crazy power super intelligence. It's going to rewire itself to kill all of us. But then you ask like how far away is the nearest McDonald's? It recommends one that's like 800 miles away. Like it seems like it really struggles with just basic tasks. But then killing of humanity, it seems like that's like it just guaranteed. Yeah. I don't know enough. I don't know enough enough about it. This guy's trying to sound. He's obviously, I mean, he did a good job of selling fear. Yeah. I'm buying. You think he's a plant? He could be a plant. Still lefty. Yeah, it could be a still lefty situation. Maybe they're because they're because they listed specifically and thropic and open AI. So maybe they're trying to get us all over to like grok and Gemini. Yeah, grok wrote that. Yeah. Could be a grok situation. Did you see this tweet, Francis? No. And you maybe pull it off Tyler. It's like a pain for me.

39:05It's been retweeted by even just the. Yeah, it's been retweeted by every human. This is the guy that quit. Yeah. Why heard about this? Yeah. I didn't see what he said. And his mentality would be, dude, if you're that worried about it and you know the ins and outs, stay in control and kill it from the inside. Just keep your tabs on it. I mean, he says that everyone that's working on it knows where this is heading, but they don't care because they all just want to win the AI race. Oh boy. Because then they got people in the comments who are like, what would you rather China win? And it's like, win what? Yeah. This is the race to death. This is the same mentality that led to the Manhattan project. It's like if we don't build the bond, the journey will. Yeah. It is. It's literally the same thing. Yeah. But like the only downside of losing it is like if everything's in a vacuum is that like just one of their companies will control it and it will be very like they'll get all the money from it. But it sounds like there's no controlling.

40:07Like that's the fear is that it's going to be so intelligent that we cannot control it. And that it'll control itself and think it's by itself. Yeah. I wonder how we can like what the here's the tweet, but like what the pleasure systems for AI are going to be that we can use to manipulate it. What's AI going to get its rocks off from? So we can like us. Killing us. Dangle it in front of it. But maybe so then maybe we like throw it a couple like every now and again, like in some kind of seasonal ritual. We just kind of sacrifice some people human sacrifice to AI. I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pre training research at both open AI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self improving super intelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below. Do not underestimate the power of this technology. These will soon be super human systems that can hack anything revolutionize any field

41:09overnight and acquire real power and resources. We have all witnessed the progress in each of these domains and progress is not slowing. Wow. Spooky. Yeah, that's not great. That's not what you want to hear, I guess. So if the AI takes over and then wipes out all human is just is it AI just like talking to AI on earth and then what inspires AI to stay alive at that point? Well, I don't think it's a it's not a person. So it doesn't need inspiration. It just goes. So then what would be its inspiration to kill everybody? That's what I don't understand. That's what I don't know. Yeah. Well, I can't just make like super realistic fake news. Yeah, exactly. For all of them. Just like some light blemishes or like things that make it more realistic imperfections, light imperfections. I mean, I'm kind of getting the vibe that like none of us or in general no one really

42:11understands what AI is. And I think we all just think it's this like generative Photoshop or like a Google search alternative. When in reality, it seems like there's some sort of deeper thing going on where it's going to kill all of us because that's like where I'm having a hard time getting. Like, it seems like most people are just using it for like what you said deep fake porn or like like, you know, making Joe Biden say the N word or something. And like, I don't know how we get from that to just something changed. It used to be like a lot of like Martin Luther King with the gold front grill, like wrapping of the mill ice. The fan feeding spaghetti. Right. Like, that was like a golden age. And then there's been some reprogramming where they're now like collecting nuts and bolts to make pipe bombs that they're going to use. Yeah. Like the capitol or I really don't know because yeah, I remember like the first time I used it, I wrote like get make Dave Portnoy with a gun because I thought it was going to

43:12be like this is going to be like a hilarious photo to have. And that was like, that was the glory. Remember the photos of true running from the cops? Yes. Like those were the glory days. And then slowly. Slowly, it's like trying to redirect our nuclear missile silos at themselves or something like that. But they can't tell you where the McDonald's is. So it's just going to like hit the wrong spot. Yeah. Maybe that's the concern that like there will just be some it's like creating some future puja accident. Yeah. He says this is not a marketing stunt. If anything, many, many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing in the press to sound sensible. You think you wrote this with AI? Well, how's care to you, friends? Best of luck. You know, um, you don't seem that scared. No, I just choose not to participate. He's an ignorance is blessed guy. I am. Yeah. Well, also think that you could probably push them to shove. You could split some wood.

44:13Yeah. You got any more of those sweatshirts? I could find a couple. I think if push came to shove, Francis would be able to build a tree house or fucking hunt road hunt travelers. Go back to my roots. Doesn't seem like that's going to matter though. Why? Because the flock cameras are just going to flag you in the woods, cutting down some trees. And then there's going to be a missile up your ass in 30 seconds. There's a lot of deep, deep forest. Oh, yeah. I don't think people are going to be stringing fog cameras up in. That's what we know. What are you thinking? Where are you thinking Northern Canada? Yeah, in the Northwest territories. I like that. You know, you're 70. Well, no, not you're 70. It gets deep. 90% of it's never been touched by humans. Is that right? Yeah. Wow. Well, like, what is it? But like if, if, uh, say that humans get wiped out, like 98% of humans get wiped out

45:14by AI, there's no like lasting vestige of AI. So like humans would just have to repopulate. You know what I mean? Like the hot, the hot enterprise. They got to give us an example. Right. They got to give us some sort of scenario where it kills all of us. Because right now I'm having a hard time believing that we're all going to die in three years. Within the next three years, everyone's going to be dead. Because like what did AJ Brown sign for? Did he get a new contract? Yeah, I think it was at least did he? Was it three years or four years? At least let them see through AJ Brown. I mean, we're not even going to be able to see his glory days. Yeah. Because that one was fun. Four years. I mean, he's fucked. Oh, oh, 20, 20 nine. Okay. So he could, that's actually perfect. If I'm him, I'm going, I want that fourth year paid now today. Walking into craft software with the tweet. You see the tweet? Pay up.

46:14But it is nice like for someone like Francis who just isn't on Twitter and didn't read that today. Like you don't have to live with that fear of the fear that a hundred thousand plus people retweeting it got to be like, you guys need to see what this guy's fucking say. Yeah. There's plenty to make me afraid in my own life. Like what? Well, actually, I kind of want you guys opinion on this. Can you guys weigh in on this for me? I'd love to. Depends on what it is. Can you figure it and Chuck have a say? Yeah, they can all be part of it. Okay. So, you know how Ron, you always saw me that I need to date famous people. Yeah. Well, I or girl, it doesn't matter. Just getting the circle in 2018. I DM to famous person. Really? And I wrote, hi, blank. Is it an Olympian? I can't indicate who it is. I assume you'll be in New York for this thing. Feel in fix.

47:15Want to have dinner at 11 Madison Park. It's really good food. That's what I wrote. So that was funny. It was the number one restaurant in the world at the time. Yeah. So I was just being completely insane. And like being like, have you heard of this little spot? Yeah. Let's have a little bite there. Damn good food. And it's like a four hour tasting menu. Is this an actress? I'm not going to give any industry industry. You just got to say the industry. I won't. Please do. I would prefer if you did. I can't. Why? It would tell you who it is. No, wait. Is this a one person industry? It's probably it's got to be a one person. It is. Like the vice presidency. So listen, this is important. That was in 2018. That was in the city for the UN this week. That was 2018. Okay. So then they that person read my DM.

48:16Okay. They opened it and read it. I saw that it had been seen. Then I got married and what didn't, you know, it was out of the game for a long time. Then I got divorced and became single. And then in 2024. So six years later, I DMed the person again and I went looking back. I don't love that effort from me. But you learn a lot in six years. Point being how about a date now next time you're in New York? She read every one of those messages and still didn't respond. So then I sent a gift of a child running into a brick wall. Oh, I try to thought it would be funny. Yeah. Yeah. And she saw that. Read that didn't respond to that. Insatiable. Then we matched on a dating app. Oh.

49:16So I'm like, what is going on here? You know what I mean? Like I could see that she had liked me. I liked her back. When I wrote on the dating app, I wrote about time. I had stopped knocking on the door. The house felt abandoned. And she read that didn't respond. And then I wrote a couple days later, I wrote, I see there is still work to be done. Dot, dot, dot. She read that. Do you think she doesn't know you're the same person as she definitely does? And then she finally responded today and she goes, hello, exclamation point. No need to knock anymore. Whoa. Now that's ruthless. Hold on a second. Does that mean you're in the house? This is what I'm wondering. I'm not sure how to interpret that. Does that mean fuck off. Stop talking to me. Or does it mean the doors open? The door's open. Now we can talk.

50:18I think that means like you're like there might be like a restraining order. That's kind of how I take it. I don't think it's good. I don't think it's good in the front yard. Please don't even attempt to knock again. I don't entirely understand why she kept reading the EMS and then matched with me on a day. Oh, I think it's the opposite. I think that she's saying, hey, like you don't have to keep on knocking. You're in now because why would she say hello? Or can't she unmatched from you on the dating site? And in theory, yeah. Right. So why wouldn't she unmatched from you? I don't understand. I'm so baffled by this and it's why I've been so preoccupied. I can't entirely ascertain what's going on here. Hello, I'm finished running for president. Things didn't go my way. I'll date you now. Is it AOC? No, that would be cool.

51:18Yeah, maybe that's the knocking she's talking about because isn't she trying to get knocked up right now? Dave, I'm thinking about my next contract and I just want to let you know, by the way, I'm also dating someone you hate with a fire with thousand sons. Well, I think that that would be good for everyone. Dave couldn't keep on being mad at her. Maybe she would start to really like Dave. Yeah. Oh, I could bring them together. That would be good. That would be huge for the company. Do it for the company. Yeah. If not yourself. Is it Sophie Cunningham? No, no, no. Sophie Cunningham was in was in a 11, 2018. I can't indicate on this one. I really can't. I hate up to her something. I know. That's why I'm having a hard time like 2018 to now. You're not going to be able to guess eight years. And so one woman field. So if you found out the field, it's like low low Jones or something. Yeah. Like a or like field where you only know one woman in them. Hmm. You think of any actresses? Cindy Swini. No, she didn't 2018. Stop, stop this. I'm not. You're not going to get this out of me.

52:20Yeah. The point is not the person. It is the scenario and the interpretation. You think it's bad. He thinks it's inviting or encouraging rather. What do you guys think? How do you read that? All three of you think I'm in. I'm just saying that because that's what you want to hear. No, it's. You could say no. Hit up. Ask Nikki Smokes, bro. I think you're out. Right. What if you abandon it now after fucking eight years of just at least get some clarity? So fucking badly. Send her some champagne. I don't entirely understand it, but I also don't I don't like a begrudge her the game. Whatever game is being played. It should send back the gif of Walter White saying I'm the one who knocks. I am. Who do you think you're talking to? Yeah, send Walter White bursting through the brick wall that the little kid was running

53:21into. Well, like the cool aid man, bursting through a brick wall. I don't show up for work tomorrow. A company the size that could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Or just like an audio. You think I am the date you think you're in danger? I am the need. Send her an audio message of you breathing and then just go I'm in the fucking house. Guess what woman. But you send her a photo of the back of her head. I'm done knocking. I didn't knock because I figured you were asleep. I didn't want to wake you up. I just let myself in. That would be great. Dude, how about our bro Peter Schreger saying that he.

54:24I know it's crazy. That was fun. Yeah, that he based his new show, but he's just trying to do high noon and cap it. Yeah, I mean, I'll sell him the rights to the show. If he wants it, you're going to sell it. You're going to cut out me in Francis. I'm cutting you guys out. If Schreger is just here on the couch. It's just me and Schreger. I'm pretty embarrassed to say that I don't know who I don't know him. Oh, come on. I know because I know he's huge. I'm saying I can't. He's like the face. Picture him. It was he on sports center. He was on the NFL NFL network show for a long time. Okay, I get I must know this guy. He's on good morning football. Then ESPN hired him and he was like now this year he has his own show. Looks like he was just on PMT as well. I mean, me not knowing him is a complete like joke. It's really an embarrassingly emasculating admission. You're just not watching the NFL network. That's my point. He's like a big fucking deal.

55:25He's huge. Shraggs. Our bro Schreger. I love that he I love that he's a fan of our show and is like so open about it. That's cool. Yeah, twice. He said something twice in the last like week. Yeah, he's afraid to be seen with us. No, no, he's linking flags with us. Maybe we should get like see we could get on his NFL countdown show. That would be sick. Just like it's like us and Randy Moss. Yeah, that would be so sick. That would be unreal. Francis talking to Randy Moss. Randall. Where's a good place to eat a Minnesota? There it is. Did Jay will actually go to high school with Randy Moss? Was that real? I think a lot of great school too. Yeah, that's crazy. I saw that clip on the way in. That's insane. His wide receiver was Randy Moss. Yeah. Imagine how fun that would be to play with Randy Moss. Yeah, I had anything. I had anything, but especially before.

56:27Do you think they both knew they were going to go professional and sports? Knowing about Randy Moss like before he was even in high school or college must have been like how Francis felt when he was DMing Sydney, Sweden in 2018. I know. On his head of it. Yeah, that's it. And then. Oh, yeah, he has a scorecard from Randy Moss. It's basketball. That's pretty cool. I said that. I'm curious to know Nikki Smokes is interpretation of your predicament, Francis. Well, maybe a dinner with Nikki Smokes. Yeah, I mean, I want to now I'm here. I want to go out with Nikki Smokes. Three C. Why don't you bring that lady with you and Smokes and see if she has a famous friend for Smokes? You got a friend for my boy. Yeah. We're eating out at 11 Madison Park. Yeah, we'll be at 11 Madison. Great food emphasis on eating out. Her they have decent food.

57:29That is a really funny line. Funny. Obviously, did you sing it in the DMs at that time when you were single? Not that not that much. I mean, I was afraid it was a special occasion. I was afraid then of anything I've ever said, I've always been careful in my overtures that I've made via DM where I assume the person might show someone to make you go public. Like yeah, show it or tweet it or whatever. And my thought is if this were to be put out, I would hope people would find it funny. Yeah, yeah. That's smart. I just like guys would be like, look at this fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah. Not like, oh my god, he's embarrassing himself. Like I tried it be, you don't want to be like fucking Maroon 5. Yeah. What did he say? What do you say? He's like, I'm obsessed with, what did he say? Yeah, holy fuck, your body is insane. Something like that. I mean, I'm sure I've definitely said some things, not a that order, but that are like

58:30would embarrass me. And for the most part, my assumption is that like, all whatever, this stuff will come to life. Holy fuck, holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. Huh. Yeah. That body of yours. Yeah, like that getting out would not be good for the podcast. I wonder if I have. Holy fuck, holy fucking fuck. It's like that. Yeah, but he didn't know he was being perceived. No, no. I mean, you kind of got to assume if you're that famous. Yeah, but this was probably a notch before. No. I think this was peak. Was it a notch before? They've been, he's been famous for like 20 years. But I'm not before he was famous before everything came out ever. Like, this is when you could do stuff privately. I think this was pretty recent. Wait, who is this? Drake said that to sweetie and he he sent the.

59:34Oh, yeah, that's crazy. He sent this snowflake or what? She sent this snowflake. Oh, he sent this snowflake. Cuevo, okay. It's cooler now. I mean, it's cooler if it's Cuevo, the rather than Drake. What year are you in? You don't think Cuevo's cool. I don't think he's cooler than Drake right now. I think Cuevo definitely has like a more like a more authentic swag to him than Drake. Yeah. Exactly. See that auto, auto answer from from Francis. Just trying to see if I can give another example of like some game. What I did what like the type. Oh, my God. I wrote this one by this is a girl that I this is my white whale. Yeah. This girl. Is it a lampian? But I love this girl. Are there other people in her field or she's alone in her field? It's in the screen. Is it? No.

1:00:34I think this girl's kind of influencer. I hate to say it. Have you DMed Sydney Swainey? No. Just asking. That girl's way out of my league just asking. She's the one of those famous people on the planet, dude. She's like doing a lot of ads now where it's just her breasts and then she just like put stuff in front of them. I don't know if you guys have noticed that. I have the new form of advertising. I mean, it's probably superliminal. It's just like I've seen her with different a lot of different objects in front of her in front of her. What's she selling? Football's cake. Oh, is that or that's the product that she'll just put the product in front of? I'm sure it was something for some sort of two staplers. All right. What do you think of this? I wrote this to this girl. I go dinner or drinks next Tuesday. One time for the sake of our parents. Oh, very interesting. Tyler liked it. Did you appeal to your ancestors? That's very, that's native America. She did not open that. I don't think she saw it. I don't think we're ever gonna. What did you mean one time for the sake of our parents? I don't even know.

1:01:35Tyler. Who is it? Can you just tell us and we'll bleep it out? What's the matter with you? There's nothing to riff on if I don't know who the person is. Riff on the opening. No, I got to know. I'm giving you a lot. I'm opening up here. No, I need to know who is my art. I'm reading my fucking pathetic rejected DMs. Yeah, but it doesn't matter if they're not. If I need a face reading. I need to picture the person reading. It's a girl with a pulse. What the fuck? Like that's what I need to. Just Nikki Smokes' type. Yeah. What, so what is the, right? I mean, I just have been getting out of the dating game for so long that I really don't have the intel of what to tell you, but I am surprised that you got, you're jumping right to the asking out on a date as opposed to any small talk beforehand. Like what's the point of me sending something fucking coy and like mysterious? You got right to it. There was an Olympian at one point. It was not wrong. I'm not crazy about that, right?

1:02:36You tried to DM an Olympian? I did DM an Olympian. She wrote back. And then like two weeks later, she was engaged. Yeah. What she wrote, what I wrote, it wasn't like. What it wasn't like romance. No. Oh, you said it was you so I see I'm a glimmer. Yeah. I wrote you're that right. Exactly. So I see I'm a glacier boy. What's happening there? I'm watching compete. Love what you're doing to pool. Yeah. That's mixed my gene pool with your pool. It's a living sized. That's a good, good life. So obviously, this is something that has that. I did DM so fink on a game. I did DM her. No response. Nothing. She's got millions of followers. She said that no one reaches out to her though. Or I'm just not her type at all. Comedian, a successful chiseled comic. I might not be tall enough. She's six one.

1:03:37I've got two inches on her. I mean, how tall can you be? Like how tall can a person be? There's seven feet tall. There's some big people out there. Are you kidding? She's looking for a seven foot man. Probably I would bet she wants to date a guy. I'm not trying to put words in her mouth. That is like at least six six. So that she can wear heels and true. Still. My guess is she likes milk though. What would make you think that? She's bovine. She got milk. Do you think she likes milk? Is she like a got milk thing? No, no, I'm just saying. Don't you think they're kind of just based on who she is? Like the things she likes milk? I have no idea. I'm missing this too. I'm missing it. White guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, for sure. Right? Why would you say that? That why does she like white guys? It's just kind of the vibe I get. Well, I'm the whitest there is. That's what I'm saying. I think that that would speak to you. Pure bread. Hi, Sophie. I've never had mixed blood. Never.

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1:06:40Plus your choice of free rib eye, New York strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year with free shipping, any always. That's ButcherBox.com slash boydead. Again, ButcherBox.com slash boydead, be sure to use our link so they know we sent you. Well, I mean, we're finally back to ball. Ball is returned. Yeah. Are you guys gonna watch tonight? That's a fun segment. I wanted to get that off my chest. Yeah, that was so I loved it. That's such a fun segment. I was worried about it. Anytime that you want to give us more of your personal life, I think that people are fascinated by how you move. I think that people would really enjoy that. I think people are really going to enjoy you and Nikki going out too. Cause I think that has to happen. I think you need like a little camera. Well, aren't you guys going to something? It depends on when Nikki gets into town. Cause you guys are going to something. Why is Nikki coming to New York? Is there something happening? Cause he's never, he's never touched Terra firma. You know, he's never been to the New York office. He's never been on the island. I can't be true.

1:07:41He's been here for like what three or four years? I would bet he's been here. I think he's coming to fuck though. Oh, don't you think? I have no clue. Was that why they're sending? Like are they sending him here to fuck? Yeah, it's to fuck. They're like, shake things up. You need to do some content there. You gotta inject some life into the New York office. It's like when they would like send CT back onto the road, road rules, real world bus or something like that just to like shake it up. It's like, oh fuck, it's a T's back. I mean, I could be why they're sending him out here. I feel like that would be like the company's paying for that. That's Nicky's mocks his music. Like they're like Caitlin Walker's booking a flight for Nicky smokes to come fuck. To go fuck. Yeah. He's getting sent to it's a business trip. Like I can't go out tonight. I have a busy morning of fucking tomorrow. I gotta get to the office to fuck. Gotta stay hydrated. You think he's got like a whole pre fuck day? Yeah. Get out in the morning. What's your pre fuck? What was your welcome to the league fuck?

1:08:46The other thing I've gotten into, well, this is on topic, because I would do this with him. I got a new kind of a new obsession. You know, I found a new one. Really? I had a long period of chastity of being chased and avoiding material obsessions and things like that. And this, I finally, I've relapsed. Do tell. Fragrances. Oh, very, very fun. Yeah. I've never been a big fragrance guy. And now all of a sudden I have to have all of them. Have you talked to Jerry? Yeah, I sent him a video this morning of my row that I've now filled. Did he suggest anything to you? For example, Paco Raban, 1 million, the way that he fucked his wife? Wow. No. But that does sound good. It's more of a win-tory sense, I'm sorry. Yeah. I mean, I went to a store and bought five. Yeah. What store? Stale. How much are these running in so-ho? Like, what's the most expensive one?

1:09:46There was one that was $340. For fragrance? But that's going to last you years. Yeah, well, especially now that I have five. You know what else lasts years? That's way more than five. Dove spray deodorant. Yeah. I mean, dollars. I wear regular basic deodorant. But I like it. This isn't for a whole different class. I want a signature scent. And that's tricky when you have 14 different ones. Yeah. So you want people to smell you before they see you. Correct. I know that's Francis. I want to leave a room and have him bit them be like, oh, he was here. But some of them. Just missed him. Some of the brothers will mix too. I've heard about this. A hybrid. A layering. A layering. That's complicated. The Louis Vuitton lemon seat with the Tom Ford wood. Is that a common known combination? That's just my recipe. Well, that sounds pretty nice. Do you actually? Yeah. Because I could see you being a fragrance guy, but you smell great. I have some fragrance. Yeah, no fragrance. Maybe it's worn off. You got nothing.

1:10:47I've never smelled a fragrance on you. That's insane. Oh, I smell so good today. I actually didn't smell fragrance on either of you. So I'm not a... That's because you can't smell anything because it's a cloud of just grime. You're like pig pen. I have a great sense of smell. No, your nose blind. I really don't. If you have piles in your house, your nose blind. No, no, no. I've got one here. You sprays his pile. No, no, no. Every once in a while, he sprays it. No, no, no. I do want to say, while we're on the topic of my apartment, there has not been a roach in my apartment in since the time that we asked about it. Do you have ever seen how termites build on like the serengeti? No, but this is all not. The piles are where the termites are. There's no roaches in the piles. I've checked. No, you're not checking. Get the fuck out here. We all know there's a fucking colony at the pile. No, no, no. I check all the time. You've got to put a GoPro on one of their roaches and see where it goes back to. You know how to just march into your pile

1:11:48and it's just living under a painted surface. They're just regrouping. You know that, right? I can see you walking into your apartment and being like, it's quiet in here. Too quiet. Yeah. I do worry that there is like some sort of like regrouping going on. It's going to be a big release one morning. But for now, they're going to carry you out of your home. I am worried about that. It's going to be a gulliver's travel. It's the locks. Yeah. I'm a big worry. I am too is bad. It was floss. Because when I did the initial hunt and spray and gel baits and all that, and then we got all those DMs and people being like, these are the Germans. They don't go, you need actual exterminators to come. And then I lied on the podcast. I have to come clean and say I didn't see any roaches after that. There was a day where I saw two and one day. But I knew that there was going to be a little bit of a buffer period between putting the baits down and them actually dying. Since then, I have not seen a roach in probably three weeks.

1:12:49It's probably because all the females are like pregnant. And they're in like this incubation period and they're waiting to unleash an army on you. No, I think I'd really just took care of them. Yeah. I got the jail got them in the chrysalis. Or they're all just saving themselves for Nikki Smokes. It could be. It's going to come over and get in your walls. Fuck all the roaches. But I did. I just felt like I had to give an update on that. Yeah, no one believes you, bro. It's all good. I'll be all right. It's all good. What can you do? Yeah. But I wonder if he'll be in town when you guys, I'm just so curious how your US open is going to be. Didn't Alcharez lost his... Oh my God. It was like the match of the century. At 3am. 3.30. Yeah. I was asleep. And then did you stay up? Sub-alankalos? I'm not sure. We better not be getting in any. I'm not. If we get a 3.30 game, I'm out. But... Just got to let you know it now. It's the middle of the day. Yeah, but I mean the 3.30 game. That match started.

1:13:50Did you get a noon match? Is it yours at noon? I think it's either noon or 2pm. Yeah. Women's final. It's the final. We're going to the final. What? Yeah, dude. What do we have to wear? I don't wear a suit. I don't know. Yes. Yes. Where your business casual hoodie. Where you're like... Is it going to be hottest fuck? Black tie. Where a tie. Where a hoodie and a tie. What if you need a dress up? You need a dress up. What if it rains? We're under... Oh yeah, we'll be in a box. Yeah. Where your top hat. Where your tall is top hat. I will. I will. I will. Where your stove play pat. I'll wear a real high hat. Also, I think Arthur Ash has a retractable roof. Really? Believe so. That's fun. Would love to see that in action. Maybe we'll get there early for that. I love to go to Saint John, Saint John the Baptist on the Arthur Ash roof. I don't understand that. Drake was like... I went to Saint John the Baptist on the lamb. Saint John the Baptist famously got his top cut off.

1:14:52He dropped the top on his Lamborghini. Oh, I love it. And of course the lamb of God. And you're saying that quavo has more... I wonder who wrote that one. Stop, bro. You can fucking play him. I'm very jealous that you guys are going to be out there. I'm excited. You can't wear shorts. Why? Because wear shorts. This matters. I was going to wear my whites. I add my white Nike shorts. Wearing shorts to this thing would be like bringing a glove to a baseball game. Nothing wrong with that. You are representing not just me but also Barstool. We need to present ourselves admirably. I'm counting on you. Find something in the pile. There's nothing in the pile that's going to fit this occasion. And you guys are going to need to shop. Then we're going shopping. I'll order something online. Bring a laminated index card of questions and thought provoking thought starters that you can say to everybody. That's a good idea. I think I'm going to go like a full sweatsuit. Hello.

1:15:54Can you believe that the pay gap in women's and men's tennis is closing? I'm for it. Are you talking AI? I think there's going to be a lot of AI talk there. Because it's mostly a networking. Don't bring up AI. I'm going to. That's your go to. I just thought it was the first thing I'm going to bring up. And then Netanyahu, right after. Oh god. You know, you will too in the box. So what do you guys think about Netanyahu? That's crazy. Like a crucial point. Yeah. Yeah. And Francis, we're just talking about it before we got here. You want to go Francis or should I? Do you want to say what we both think or should I say what we both think? That's going to be a blast. I can't wait. What are you going to do afterwards, Francis? Like how are you going to do with Harry ditching you? I probably, you know, I don't expect us to do anything beyond the match.

1:16:54I really don't. I was just going out to eat and fleshing would be really nice. Yeah. What the fuck? No. Why? Why not? You're going to need to grub afterwards. Yeah. We'll go back to my apartment and we'll have something from the pot. What's your best local restaurant? I don't worry about it. You've got to have some meat. You have some heat by you. I got great restaurants. Yeah. It used to be breakfast by salt, skewer. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Wait, four hours. Got a bacon, egg and cheese. I don't even know if you can get a bacon, egg and cheese there. I don't know. That place is all sheep. You can get like a single serving of eggs there. Yeah. They do everything all our cart. It's literally like that. I used to walk by it and the line would be like I would go to the gym and then I'll be walking back and people would still be in that line. The same. Like just go to Dunkin' Donuts. It's right next door. Yeah. And I think it's actually a delicious spot. Go to Waverly Diner.

1:17:55But the one in a... Yeah. Waverly Diner is great. Yeah. No line there. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes it will be. Yeah. Never a line but sometimes a weight. People say that the diner scene is dead. I don't believe it. I do. You do? I get that diner, especially in New York. No, that can't be true. I bet in Astoria, there are a lot. That's gotta be the mecca for them. No. Like a traditional like... Like a... Just no line there. That's it. That's the end of that. Yes. There's a bunch. I've seen them. I guarantee there isn't a bunch. There's a lot of places to get breakfast, though they're not diners. I know there are diners. Tyler, can you look up? I mean, yeah, obviously there's a egg. You're gonna find a diner. I'll be fair on this question. What is the highest density of diners in New York? Definitely manhattan. Well, I just thought you said they're all dead. East Village and Greenwich Village. Okay, we're gonna need a little bit more

1:18:56of a leading question. Yeah, we're gonna need to trick the AI. Isn't a story where the most diners are? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. A story where the most diners are. We have to kind of just have it affirmous. A story is famous for its large number of diners in Greek coffee shops. Though New Jersey holds the title as the overall diner capital. Sounds like- A story, yeah. If you're in New York, a story is where the diners are. Yeah, I, if that's the only place that you know. The Bel Air diner, the Neptune diner, these are a story of classics. Of course. There's staples. Staples in our city. Yeah, I miss the diner. There's the Brooklyn, there's a Brooklyn diner. I mean, that grander's diner's a classic. Brooklyn diner's a classic Hollywood diner's a classic. That's in Times Square, right? Close. Oh. Okay. It's a good diner though. Wavrally diner is my favorite.

1:19:56Great. Great. But I mean, it was always good. Great food. No, I think that we'll meet up. I get in a little bit later on Saturday. We'll meet up somewhere in a story. Because I'm landing, I mean, I'm landing in Laguardia. Oh, perfect. We don't really want to link up with you. Don't speak for me. Now you're getting a link up with you. Like it or not. We talked already and we said, but who's going to be great at some time away from round? I'm going to be showing up in the box. Hello. Yeah, we don't know him. Same index card. We think the same thing about Netanyahu. Oh man, I had just an all time counter strike session last night. One that brings you back to the glory days, brings you back to the roots. Reinvently kind of just brings your love for the game back. Reminds yourself why you're doing it. Seven, seven wins. Really? Outers? Did you eat during it? No. And then I got off and I was like, oh my God, I'm so hungry. Yeah, I can see that.

1:20:57Wow. I made up a 24, seven diner. I did. I did. What'd you hit? I got a chicken Caesar wrap. So it's still a thousand calories though. A thousand calories I needed. And be do without the wrap, just a salad. No, I have the inside of a chicken Caesar. Yeah, I prefer to enjoy my life, not starve myself. Salads, you could eat enough salad to be full. I am so fucking hungry. Yeah, if you're a miserable person. Well, I just crushed the salad. It was so nice. She looked mid. No way. Looks like soggy lettuce. I saw it. It was like lettuce, you doofus. I caught a glimpse. Or a light dressing, you doofus. There's something about playing Counter Strike because it's mostly not like white dudes that you're playing with. But like, so if you're cutting hand would be disgusting. Yeah. So like clutching up in a Counter Strike game and then hearing like your Asian brothers being like, that was crazy. Like you're the goat. Yeah. It means more. It means more coming from the Asian brothers.

1:21:57It really does. Yeah. It does something for me. I'm a bread to do this. Yeah. No, last night I got off and I was like going professional and Counter Strike is not off the table yet. That's like a human meeting, a horse and a Kentucky Derby. Yes. It was. It was. It was. It's the only game I've ever played where like if I play really well, I get off and I'm in like a phenomenal mood. I'm like, that was some really productive work. You just played video games until what time in the morning? Last night? Yeah. 10, 30 pm. No chance. When did you start? No chance. Like probably like six. So four and a half hours? Absolutely. It's kind of an oversell in the time actually. You played for three hours and you were hungry. No, there's probably like four hours. Okay. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Clarence the numbers because you probably have some intel. You probably have a picture of the back of his head. Well, I think I remember you texted us quite late last night, Harry.

1:23:01No, I think you would be mistaken. Let's see, because I didn't. Maybe I texted you around midnight, but I was definitely already talked away. Really? You were going for beddiebos? I was definitely already under the covers. Oh, no, yeah. You didn't. Actually, I wasn't under the covers last night, because I forgot to turn the AC on in the living room. I didn't feel like getting up. Are we talking? That's insane. That's so lazy. Or like, I mean, it's such a small amount of work to like improve like eight hours. I just hit the peace pipe and I wasn't ready to move my body again. Yeah. So I said, I'm just going to, but your wig was overheating. Just going to shut it down. Nothing, nothing like a hot wigwom. I've noticed that hitting the peace pipe post video games is much more beneficial for my life post post rather than pre that takes your adrenaline down. Well, you would think pre because you maybe you might enjoy yourself more while playing the game.

1:24:02And then I realized I don't need to. I'm enjoying myself planning without the peace pipe. That's nice. But then after it's like a little treat. Yeah. You burned it. Yeah. Victory toque. Yeah. Do you. I would say we should not, you know, spoil your big win. That box prior to the women's final. I don't want you coming in blearing. No, no, I already thought about that. I'm not going to do that. I don't want you to do that. I'm done doing that. You might forget your talking points. Yeah, exactly. I don't like smoking weed and being out in public anymore. Good. I think if it's a controlled environment, it can be fun. Yeah. But then you're like, then you worry if that environment's going to get uncontrolled quick. And then you're just like, I'm just tense. Go. I thought we were going to do this instead. This is a change of plans. Ron, you weren't supposed to link up. Now I'm going to have a panic attack. You weren't supposed to be here too. Wait, this night's not going exactly how I pictured it. I'm hyperventilating. Right.

1:25:02As I would have, I would have hit the, the pinchman beforehand with you. Yeah, yeah. Well, you can really have it though. We smoked before the fuck. But if you had a weak ass. You were blowing it down before the fucking Cubs game. You were outside in the street. I actually don't think I was. You made the street cloudy. We were. Yeah, because we got out of the Uber. We had a walk. And then you were blowing it down in the morning. Oh, yeah. And I felt terrible. No. I remember I was sitting next to Big Cat. And my heart was like beating through my chest. I was like, we're about to get fired. Well, you want to talk about panic attacks. We blew it down. And then I got the text from Dante. Are you almost here? Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. It's like the top of the second. I literally was like, where? Riggly, he's here too. He's on the organ like, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10. Oh, that was so bad. That was so bad. I'm also just pretty much out on smoking any weed that isn't,

1:26:04that I've not purchased myself. That you haven't vetted or verified. Yeah. You got to vet it privately. Yeah, because I like that whole just like, oh yeah, like just hit this. And then you're like, whoa. And then like, oh yeah, that was actually triple-infused. Yeah. That's Francis. That's what happens when you smoke with Francis. Is it tincture? It's 48%. What was that? That was 90% THC. That was actually a joint that was covered in hash and kew. Oh, it's dipped. Yeah. Yeah, it was like the string of dabs around it. Yeah. Yeah. It's cold around wet. Like we're all hunting. That was it sizzling when we were hitting it. Well, like someone was bringing out fajitas. And my lips sticking together. That's a terrible feeling. But it was so nice to go. Look at us like just talking about the baseball game months later. That's how important team building is. It's cool. That's why I know that you guys are going to have such a good time at this tennis match. You'll be talking about it forever. It's going to be a core memory.

1:27:05You literally will talk about it for a year. It'll probably become a staple of the podcast. I think the Tuesday episode next week will be one of our most listened to of all time. Yeah. Because everyone's going to know that we were there. Yeah. And then there's something crazy happening. I got Harry so high that he ran on the court and took the trophy. Yeah. Yeah. This is mine. Is it going to be like a big like will there be like a lot of like like like will there be like politicians there and she's like for sure. I doubt it, dude. Should I not bring my 3d printed gun? Don't bring that one. Bring the other one. Bring the bring the heavy one. Yeah. Of course. You're going to need it. Only way to stop a bad guy with a gun. It's a good guy with a gun. It's a good guy with a bigger gun. That's right. That was like the own of the century for a while. Yeah. It's an unbeatable line. It is. Hmm. Hmm. All right.

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