Broke the Statue on Spring Break

This is an iHeart Podcast.

Guaranteed Human

Listen, we all want the best without having to pay the most.

That's where Verizon comes in.

Get this now, you can take your AT&T or T-Mobile Bill into any Verizon store.

They'll look at what you're paying and give you a better deal.

Period.

You get the amazing coverage you want while keeping more cash in your pocket.

Easy.

Visit your local Verizon store to start saving today.

Must provide recent consumer mobile bill in the name of the person redeeming the deal.

Additional terms and conditions apply.

You're listening to a podcast.

So you're doing something else too, like maybe scrolling home listings on Redfin.

Saving places you like without thinking you'll get them.

Because that's what house hunting has become.

But Redfin isn't built for endless browsing.

It's built to help you find and own a home.

Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents.

Which means when you find a place you love, you've got a real shot at getting it.

Redfin helps turn saved listings into real addresses.

Get started at redfin.com.

Own the dream.

Do you want to find a stress-free way to buy your next car?

Start at CarMax and shop your way.

If you want to browse with confidence, get pre-qualified online with no impact on your credit score

and shop cars within your budget.

From luxury cars to family rides.

CarMax has options for almost every price range.

Including more than 25,000 cars priced under $25,000.

So hey, want to get started?

Just head to CarMax.com for details and get pre-qualified today.

Want to drive? CarMax.

Picture this. Me, Reese Witherspoon, in London.

Ordering fish and chips so often they might start wrapping me in paper.

I'm traveling with my Wells Fargo autographed journey card.

So I earn rewards wherever I book travel.

Five times points with hotels.

Four times with airlines.

Three times on restaurants and other travel.

And one point on other purchases.

Imagine getting rewarded for eating a toad in the hole.

Wait, what is a toad in the hole?

Visit Wells Fargo.com slash autographed journey.

Terms apply.

When Kohler, global design leader and luxurious kitchen and bath products

asked me to be their ambassador for timeless, elegant, durable cast iron,

I said, I'm in.

Soon after I was in there, Kohler was constant foundry,

watching molten iron poured, a mammal applied by hand,

and the beautiful finished pieces ready to ship.

Since 1883, Kohler cast iron has been crafted by incredible artisans

and seeing it firsthand gave me a whole new appreciation for their craftsmanship.

Now, I'm proud to lend my staff of approval to my favorite Kohler cast iron products

for their durability, beauty, and enduring style.

Shop my curated picks at Kohler.com.

As the Kohler cast iron ambassador, I say, long live cast iron.

Don't answer the phone, Elvester Anne.

The Elvester Anne phone tap.

I get it.

Phone tap.

So, AJ wants to phone tap his mom.

Now, AJ is out on spring break because it is spring break season

and thought now would be the perfect time to mess with mom.

Mom was gracious enough to pay for spring break.

So, we're going to call up mom from the hotel, AJ got into some trouble.

Not a good idea.

I will be younger.

Mom's always worried when their kids are at spring breaking.

You're playing on that, aren't you?

Yes.

Alright, let's see what garage phone taps all about.

Hello.

Hey, mom.

How are you doing?

Let's be having a mom.

I need your help.

Do you know the hotel that I stayed at?

Yeah.

Last night, we went out for drinks and kind of got a little bit too drunk

and knocked over statues in the lobby.

What do you mean you knocked over a statue?

And they have me detained.

They have you detained?

What do you mean they have you detained?

For what?

For knocking over the statue, they said I paid for it.

You paid for it?

So, what's the problem?

Wait, did you just say you paid for it?

No, no, no.

They want me to pay for it.

No, pay for it.

$1,500.

I don't have that, mom.

Could you possibly send me another $1,500?

Do you want me to send you $1,500?

I just paid for the trip.

Yeah, but I promise.

As soon as I get back home, I will pay for it.

I swear to you.

I'll give you back the money.

No.

Now, pay for this trip.

And you want to get drunk and that stupid with your friends.

You're sorry, responsible.

And you want me to come up with $1,500?

Are you crazy?

I can't even leave the place.

They haven't even just ruled in the hotel.

What are you shut up about that?

What is she doing?

You're paying?

You're going to pay?

You're going to pay?

Who is that?

That's the owner of the hotel.

He's really pissed, mom.

I'll call my phone now.

Hello, who's this?

I'm his mother.

Who is this?

I own the resort that your son decided to destroy last night.

OK, first of all, he told me that it was just one thing

that he broke.

You make it sound as if he tore up and wrecked your whole hotel.

We have a big problem going on here.

Because I have Jonathan Taylor Thomas coming tomorrow.

And he knocked over our statue of the founding father, Al Borland.

OK?

Too bad.

I'm not paying for it.

I don't have the money.

Mom, listen.

Shut up your face.

Shut it up.

Shut it up.

Don't you tell my son to shut up?

Do you have the money to pay me?

No, I don't.

OK, you shut up too.

You shut up too.

You shut up.

You're back there.

Shut up your face.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

You don't talk to my son like that.

I'm going to talk to my son like that.

Don't tell him to shut up.

Are you going to pay me, yes or no?

Hello, no.

Then I'm going to have to hold your son, okay?

I'm holding your son.

Hey, mom.

What the hell did you do?

I don't even remember.

Last night is all the blur.

I gave you money.

Now, where is the other money?

I expected.

Where is my specific?

I got a tattoo.

A nice, cool tattoo.

I gave you money.

I gave you.

You put it on a tattoo.

You got tattoos.

And I said, you know what?

I love Jessica.

And I said, wait a minute.

Hold it.

Jessica.

You got a tattoo with Jessica.

Hold it.

Yeah, on my neck.

I'm going to pay for it.

I can't stand her.

You've just been going.

You have to find her.

Wait a minute.

You got a tattoo with Jessica.

Don't come home.

Hey, Tonya.

My name is Garrett from Elvester Inn on the morning show.

And you just got phone tapped by your son.

What are you?

What are you?

I got phone tapped.

I'm serious.

I don't have phone.

I don't worry.

Are you still in Canada too, though?

Yes.

Are you okay?

I think it's fine.

It's ridiculous.

Are you spending money playing playing from Canada too?

Baaah!

Get up and sweat.

This is why I don't want kids ever.

Think Verizon is expensive?

Think again.

Anyone can bring their AT&T or T-Mobile bill to a Verizon store today

and we'll give you a better deal.

So bring us your bill.

Walk in, run in, pogo, stick in, teleport if you can.

Right on the back of a rollerblading yacker.

Fly in on the wings of a majestic Falcon.

Any way you can, bring your AT&T or T-Mobile bill to a Verizon store today

and we'll give you a better deal on the best network.

Based on root metrics, best overall mobile network performance,

U.S. 2nd half 2025.

All right, reserved.

Must provide a very recent postpaid consumer mobile bill

and the name of the person redeeming the deal.

Additional terms, conditions and restrictions apply.

Picture this.

Me.

Reese Witherspoon.

In London.

Ordering fish and chips so often, they might start wrapping me in paper.

I'm traveling with my Wells Fargo autographed journey card

so I earn rewards wherever I book travel.

Five times points with hotels.

Four times with airlines.

Three times on restaurants and other travel.

And one point on other purchases.

Imagine getting rewarded for eating a toad in the hole.

Wait, what is a toad in the hole?

Visit Wells Fargo.com slash autographed journey.

Terms apply.

You know that feeling when a story just grabs you and won't let go?

That's the kind of drama that's waiting for you on Disney Plus Hulu.

Mysterious post-apocalyptic thrillers like the acclaimed Hulu original, Paradise.

Action adventure dramas like Daredevil born again.

And iconic medical dramas like Grey's Anatomy.

Or maybe you want your drama with a side of comic relief.

Which shows like high potential.

Find a drama you want on Disney Plus and Hulu with a bundle subscription.

Terms apply.

When Kohler Global Design Leader in luxurious kitchen and bath products

asked me to be their ambassador for timeless elegant durable cast iron.

I said, I'm in.

Soon after I was in there Kohler Wisconsin Foundry,

watching molten iron poured, a mammal applied by hand,

and the beautiful finished pieces ready to ship.

Since 1883 Kohler Cast iron has been crafted by incredible artisans

and seeing it firsthand gave me a whole new appreciation for their craftsmanship.

Now, I'm proud to lend my staff of approval to my favorite Kohler Cast iron products

for their durability, beauty, and enduring style.

Shop my curated picks at Kohler.com.

As the Kohler Cast iron ambassador, I say long live cast iron.

It's football season and now you can get anything you need for game day delivered with Uber Eats.

Well, almost almost anything.

You can't get a running back.

But baby back ribs?

Yes.

Uber Eats, official on demand food delivery partner of the NFL.

This is an I Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.