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All right, that's our new theme song.

And that's from Cody.

Thank you, Cody.

Really appreciate that.

I love it.

I'm telling you, I really enjoyed it.

Now I got to figure out how to start to share.

Cause all my opening lines are gone.

I mean, we're just coming in here.

Kind of hot.

Now the fun part was trying to put all the words together.

I was going to put pictures in there and I said,

I think we need to lyrics for this.

And it was interesting.

You could literally take my picture out.

I don't need that being said.

Yes, she's upset because I have the dancing poochies in there.

Now if I had an opening and it wasn't any dancing poochies in there,

there would be revolt from our fans.

I mean, the fans need their dancing poochies.

Touching themselves to like cartoons.

That's all.

It's not even you.

I'm going to say...

I clearly it's not me.

No, it's not you.

It's dancing poochies.

Dancing poochies is in the very beginning.

Yes.

And you know, I had to have it in there.

If you don't have any dancing poochies in there,

everybody would have a fit.

Oh, Sparky says, except you will have to redo the song

to remove Twitch and YouTube when the time comes.

I guess.

We got time.

We got time.

You got a month or so.

We'll enjoy it then.

Maybe you can see we can get the thing tweaked.

That's the only problem with this.

Gotta get it tweaked.

All right, duchess.

We have a pretty good show for everybody.

The president was out tweeting up a storm.

I'm going to get to that.

She's tweeting up a storm.

And so we've got a bunch of tweets from the president.

But before we get to all that,

I just wanted to duchess to let everybody know what our

quota action is.

Huh?

Oh, all right.

Well, is that what you had your finger up for?

Well, I forgot to introduce producer Mike.

Again.

That's the last BrandX podcast you missed this.

I come with the times.

I have my bills emailed to me.

I don't need a mail in a mailbox.

Didn't you have a check in the mailbox for like,

yes.

Some assholes send me money.

Some assholes send me money.

This should send you money.

Some jerk off over.

Some jerk off over charge.

We got coin.

What the fuck's going on?

People coming folks in.

I hate you and love you all at the same time.

So when we were recording the BrandX podcast,

the people were living in the same place.

I was like, what is it?

What is it?

People coming folks in.

I hate you and love you all at the same time.

We were recording the BrandX podcast.

The people were listening to it live.

And we don't have video there.

So it's just an audio.

And they are sending in the discord.

They're sending over like, I guess.

Oh, I know what it was.

As the show's going on.

As the show's going on.

Right.

Duchess took a picture and said, oh, the day.

Look, the drinking has begun.

Well, God damn it.

I didn't know people.

I never thought.

How could you not with these.

These.

Geniuses.

These evil, evil geniuses that we have.

So the whole time.

We're lucky they like us.

I know.

You.

They like you.

They like you.

They like you.

They love you.

Why would they do that if they didn't?

It was funny because as the show goes on,

there's just all this, as we're saying things,

this artwork as well.

So then Joe says.

And I forget.

Was a bloodvucker that did it?

He says, can you just have John like at the last supper

is Brutus?

Not Brutus.

Brutus.

Brutus.

Brutus.

Brutus.

Brutus and Judas.

A2 Judas.

A2.

Jesus.

As Judas.

And I was like in a minute and a half.

It was just popped right in there.

It's amazing how fast you can do A.I. art.

And our fans are amazing at it.

So thank you very much for all.

It was phenomenal.

Then the guys.

I will say that Deuce and Joe enjoyed every one of them

that came through.

So you're going to.

If you're going to continue to do that during Brandex,

you're going to get a way to watch that.

Oh, it's.

I got to tell you.

So my daughter called me today.

And Brutus the barber was saying, no, Brutus.

Wasn't Brutus from Papa?

Was that Brutus?

Well, in Caesar, in Julius Caesar.

Yes.

Somebody got stabbed.

So my daughter called today.

And we were talking about certain things.

And I said, she's the edit podcast for me.

Like when she was 15, she goes,

oh, I can't get a job.

And I'm like, I'll get you a job.

So I told her how to edit podcasts.

And she would edit podcasts for me.

Okay.

So I said, yeah, today I was.

So I sent her the Boomer Bunker intro song.

The one that I just did.

So I sent her the video.

I said, hey, listen to this.

Tell me what you think.

She goes, oh, my God.

That's.

I liked that song.

That's a really good song.

So there you go, Cody.

The young is like it.

Don't approve.

Don't approve.

Mm-hmm.

Jemingo Jr. approved.

Yes.

Jemingo went.

Is that what you call her?

Maybe she said Jemingo went.

Yes, we could do that.

But Jemingo went.

Oh, I think.

Oh, here you go.

Boomer Bunker.

A2 Jemingo.

A2.

A2 Jemingo.

A2.

The only reason I know that is.

Bluto, you schmuck.

Oh, my God.

I'm Popeye.

Popeye's Bluto.

I'll be getting a call from you, dude.

You don't.

You don't.

It's Bluto, not Brutus.

Okay.

I don't watch Popeye.

So, okay.

That was a lot.

There's Bluto.

There's Brutus.

There's Judas.

Love for me.

It all sounds the same.

It all sounds the same.

Yeah, we're still working on the brand X hangover.

I still say the amount of pins that are around.

Because we kept saying, oh, let's put a bit in it.

We'll get back to that.

Never got back to anything.

It was just kept rolling.

No.

Every time Joe started talking to you guys, like, hold up.

And then Duce would just.

That was right over.

Poor Joe was like.

You know, it's funny.

Half his stories don't get told.

Yeah.

Nothing for nothing.

But after I went back and listened to the podcast, I was thinking to myself, you know,

who hates more things than John?

Duce.

Duce hates a bunch of stuff.

Like, Duce hates online banking.

There's a lot of stuff.

Duce hates.

Yeah.

Nice try.

Yeah.

It's more fun when you're like.

Of course, it's more fun when you're making fun of me.

You get that.

I didn't make fun of you.

This is your lifelong friend making fun of you.

Don't blame me.

No.

Your friend kept a fucking note and wrote down details.

Hey.

Don't look at me like, where are you picking on me?

Well, listen, he wasn't wrong.

Uh-uh.

Everything that he put on there.

100% not.

Brutus Priest.

Jesus.

All right, AI.

Promptors.

Get the work on Brutus Priest.

That could be a title.

And whoever gives me a good Brutus Priest artwork.

Oh, there you go.

Look up in the right hand corner.

Picture at the top.

Whoever's watching.

There's me as Maggie.

Uh-uh.

From The Simpsies with a bottle of dust.

With this Duff Beer bottle.

Hmm.

Literally.

A spit take from Duce.

Yeah, yeah.

Historical.

They caught me on one too.

So I mean, I don't know.

Well, yeah, it's because I said, okay.

They're having so much of a fun.

Let's, let's take a picture of Duchess.

Now, but you know what the thing is?

Yeah.

They didn't give you, you didn't get like.

Well, I wasn't posed well.

I literally was just like.

I didn't know.

I would have moved if I didn't really.

I was like, what are you doing?

And then you just like boom,

or your camera up at me like, hey.

I'm like, okay.

My favorite was when Josh did Star Trek.

The Broad.

That was my favorite.

The Broad.

Yeah.

That was my favorite.

The Broad.

All right.

Did we do the cold action?

Are we doing that now?

No, we didn't.

No.

But it was done in a song.

But I'll do it again.

Because I think we're going to rework it.

I like the idea.

Why don't we do this?

Yeah.

All right.

We have a website, boomerbunker.com.

You think that maybe you could go over there,

and there's a thing for reviews.

How about giving us a review?

Going there, give us a five star review,

and then write something to that for it, right?

No, yes.

Okay.

Well, you did it.

So.

Okay.

I'm just trying to think,

because we started talking about the way we do cold actions.

And we haven't really figured it out yet.

Well, we didn't discuss it.

We exchanged some texts and messages back and forth,

but did not have a discussion.

No.

But John says go to the website and leave a review.

Yes.

So that's John's command text.

Yes.

I command thee.

Why?

I command thee to go to the boomerbunker.com website

and leave us a review.

See how many people do it?

No.

Well, a review would be very nice.

So, Doug just wants to done.

It's not me.

Doug is asking very nicely.

Well, uh-oh.

Cody's submitted a picture for me for you.

Already?

Oh, boy.

I'm afraid to even go over.

All right.

So are you...

I'm going to ask folks that when they send John stuff,

that it might be a bonus if you include me on it,

because John gets a million...

Or send them...

You can send them to me.

I monitor multiple social medias during the day.

John monitors not many during the day.

It always complains he can't find things

because everybody sends them everywhere.

So I think we'll have to...

If you're not emailing them to the boomerbunker at gmail.com,

which I think John checks...

I don't check that.

I think John checks that one more than I do.

But yeah, it would be a bonus if you could see me,

or maybe if you want to drop me a message somewhere and let me know.

And I will, uh...

Okay.

So Cody says he hasn't...

A.I. portion of the boomerbunker discord.

Perfect.

Because we set up a channel specifically for a boomerbunker art.

So...

Yes.

Budburger says that you monitor only fan content,

MVP material.

Me?

Oh my god.

Did you hear that the guy from OnlyFans died?

Yeah.

Now what?

All right.

Oh, what? You think it won't go on?

Uh...

I would imagine it would go...

Was he the only person who ran it?

Wasn't he...

Did he have any...

partners or anything in it?

I don't know that.

But like he died of cancer.

Like God struck him down with cancer.

What?

The cancer?

Uh...

Okay.

Unfortunately.

So Budburger would like to know if that's why you're wearing all black?

Yes, it is.

John's in mourning.

I've been mourning because of the OnlyFans guy.

Why?

Did you have pictures of him?

Or was it just...

No.

I've never seen anything.

Like they just put somebody else in charge.

There's...

There's the episode art.

Brutus Priest.

Oh.

I guess I'm there in spirit.

All right.

So what we need to do is, um...

I have to be one of the...

I have to be the lead singer.

Isn't he gay?

A Brutus Priest?

Very.

All right.

And then Duchess has to be playing one of the guitars because she gets her feeling sorry.

She's not included in the episode.

I don't care.

There's plenty of art.

I'm not in.

I know.

That's fine.

I don't...

You need these hair.

Okay.

Alright, let me play.

Or you can put the Duchess...

That's fine.

Couldn't be the lead singer of Brutus Priest.

No, it's okay.

You sure?

Dean says speaking of OnlyFans.

Have you seen The Hung Too Low Girl on on...

Hug?

What am I suppose...

The Hug 2?

It looks like...

Is that AU?

Is that Australian girl on OnlyFans?

Yeah.

No.

I have not.

I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that is.

Okay.

I have not seen...

I gotta be honest with you.

I don't...

I'm not really even on OnlyFans anymore.

The only reason I did that, wait a minute,

Duchess is on.

Laya, base guitar.

Oh, where is she?

She's not there.

I look like a man.

Thank you.

Thank you, coach.

No, all the times I stuck up for you.

And then you have to insult me like that.

It's really uncalled for.

It was funny because last night,

we're sitting there and Duchess puts that song in

the Bimmerbunker song that we did in the open.

Oh, he says the Hock-2,

he's Hock-2.

Oh, she's on Only Fans now.

I don't know.

I heard.

Damn it.

I might have to go back.

God damn, I got one.

I have to go back.

Now, she's not on there.

I think that's a joke or I think that's a fake news.

I don't think she's on there.

Oh.

Oh, Cody's back fiddling.

Okay.

He says, I meant when you change it out,

put Duchess on face guitar.

Oh, that's good.

All right.

Well, no one's going to change it.

I don't.

You could just leave that guy there.

That's fine.

Okay.

That's absolutely fine.

Yeah.

So, I guess I would imagine Only Fans

is still going to go on.

Although, I'm not going to lie.

You need too much money.

If I found out that the Hock-2 girl was on Only Fans,

I might have to go back and throw a 10 spot on there

to find out.

Oh, she has some nice cans.

I just wanted to take a look at them.

Really?

Okay.

I mean, is she even a thing anymore?

I don't know.

It's just saying.

I told you.

I just want to see her boobs.

Yeah.

If someone said, you pay me $10 and you can see my boobs.

I'm like, how old is she?

Doesn't matter.

She's, I'll tell you what she is.

She's of age.

Legal.

She's legal.

I think she's in her 30s.

Her name is Hailey Welch.

If you want to look up Hailey Welch.

She's 22.

Damn.

Oh, you dirty, dirty men.

Oh, my God.

I'm horny now.

Oh, yeah.

She's 22.

She's, yeah.

You filthy, filthy men.

I'm a filthy man.

Yeah.

She's barely legal.

But okay.

Is someone talking now?

Is this me?

Or is it?

I can't tell.

A Wing Wong's in here.

I might have to bet bounce out of here

because Wing Wong doesn't know how to be quiet and discord.

He spoke before.

Well, you didn't ask him to be quiet.

Shut up.

Wing Wong.

I don't know what's wrong with him.

Okay.

We'll do.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okie dokie.

Ok boss.

All right.

So why don't we get into some of these?

Should.

Shut the fuck up.

Thanks Aaron.

Oh, Aaron's in there too.

No, no, I can't tell.

No.

Oh, that's a.

It might just lapse in you now.

I've lost control of the show.

John's basement is going to look like the end of Ghostbusters

with all the melted marshmallow.

How dare you?

That's not true.

Yeah.

What?

Well, Haley's not your cup of tea.

No, I think.

No, she's.

She's cute.

She's.

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I even brought this up.

I'm just saying it's all show research.

Of course.

It was.

And I really haven't been there.

Not a liar.

I'm not.

Okay.

I'm lying.

I guess we're going to get back.

All right.

I'm happy to.

Why don't we get into one of the stories that we brought up?

No.

We can.

I didn't know you were done.

What's going on?

You're looking.

What do you mean what's going on?

Well, you got like 16 Trump tweets.

So I was just moving past that.

I wasn't sure if we were doing.

Yeah.

I'm going to do a Trump tweet.

I'm going to do the one.

Okay.

With the very first one in segment one there.

Okay.

All right.

And before we do that, we have to do this.

It's time for Trump.

Tweets read by Kate will Trump.

Be happy or I rate.

Will it make us laugh or will it be a growner?

By the way, Sparky Tolster will have a raging boner.

Averaging boner.

Now with the death of Iran, the greatest enemy America has is the radical lift.

Highly incompetent Democrat Party.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

President Donald J. Trump.

Trump tweet by Kate.

Was it fire or just fake?

That chap will set it straight.

Trump tweet by Kate.

That was a Trump tweet read by Kate.

Did she make no or was it great?

Now the chat decides her fate.

That was a Trump tweet read by Kate.

All right.

Are you going to be playing those every Trump tweet?

No.

No.

That's three Trump tweets.

I'm not doing that every time.

All right.

Can I jump in one thing real quick here?

Okay.

Nick apparently donated $10.

Ooh.

Very nice.

Thank you.

We don't.

We don't monitor rumble.

I don't have rumble right now for that.

I mean, I guess it doesn't show you.

Because first of all, I don't see any comments.

Because I can't have anything shiny distracting me.

No, he cannot.

So I do justice and charge the comments.

But thank you.

Yeah.

But I don't have rumble up.

Okay.

Thank you, Nick.

That's very sweet.

You don't have to do that.

We appreciate it though.

You don't have to do that.

But it's like one of these.

Thank you.

But again.

But if you choose to, we appreciate it.

We love.

Yeah.

We love money.

Make sure we do.

Shake of people down.

All right.

So the now with the death of I ran the highly the greatest enemy to America is the radical left.

Highly incompetent democratic party.

True or false Dutch.

Is that a true or false statement?

Yeah.

I'm going to say yeah.

Yeah.

I 100% agree with that.

I wish it wasn't.

I wish it wasn't.

I wish it wasn't.

There may be like a couple of dems that are like kind of okay.

But like I feel like.

But most of them are not kind of broken.

Yeah.

And like I said, the reason I say that is because right now the Democrats are holding up

the TSA pay.

And that's causing all kinds of problems in the airports.

All kinds of people are missing their flights.

I'm here in six hours.

They're waiting to get through TSA.

I heard the lines are out the door.

Yeah.

Some of the airports.

Was it Atlanta?

They were lined up like outside down there.

Right.

And your democratic party don't give a fuck about you.

They're using you as fodder so they can get their way with ice.

They figure that if they do this and you're going to blame Trump for this.

Well, fuck you assholes.

This is squarely on you.

Everybody knows this is on you.

And the reason that they're doing this and one reason only is because they want to

they want Trump to stop ice from deporting all these illegal aliens that they have imported

and paid for to vote for them.

They've listened.

Democrats has spent a shit ton of fucking money to import these.

Yeah.

Not their money.

Not the Democrats.

Or money.

Right.

And they're paying for it because they love to spend other people's money.

They spend, you know, they come in.

They give them food and housing and medical.

All that shit.

And then you would think the people might be grateful.

Come in and get a job of similarly.

Then they start ripping us off.

They immediately start scamming us.

And so they don't want them to get rid of them because that's their voters.

Right.

They won't pass the save act because and they won't even bring it up.

And you know something.

I'm just going to say something to the Republicans.

I'm as pissed off at you as I am at the Democrats because you're supposed to know better.

And the fact that we can't get this through.

You got the president.

You got the house.

You got to send it and you can't get this through.

You are either, well, first of all, you're either pussies or you're complicit.

And I'm not sure which one you are.

I don't know if you're just a bunch of pussies.

It can't stand up and fight.

You talk a good game.

But whenever it is time to stand up and fight these Democrats with all this other bullshit,

you just shrivel up.

So either you're dumb or complicit or a pussy.

One of the three.

Who are the Republicans that are voting against the save act?

Well, that meat bag.

The speaker.

No, what's the Senate leader to Senate?

Well, no, no, it was John Thune and cocaine Mitch.

And then I'm trying to think who else the only saying Democrat in there is Federman.

And they're trying to get me.

He's down.

His approval rating has swung 104%.

He was a 40% approval.

Now he's like 63% or 64% disapproval.

So it's 104 points swing for Federman because he's the only sensible Democrat.

I can't believe I'm even saying that.

But there are.

I think there are.

You know, and why can't they pass this?

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter what we want.

Okay.

It matters.

Murkowski.

Right.

It doesn't matter what we the people want because 70% of Democrats, 83% of Republicans,

over 50% of independents all want to save act to go through.

And these assholes will not put it through.

Yeah.

They won't.

And again, Democrats.

They're stompin' about it years ago.

Right.

Well, can't have the legal.

Now he's like, where do they want them to vote?

Right.

I'm sorry.

How do you change that 180 degrees?

It's illegal.

When you're a power and you report that vote.

And here's the other issue.

The reason we have to do this is because you in the Democratic States gave all these guys

driver's license.

And then once they have a driver's license, they can register the vote.

That's an ID.

Yeah.

That's an ID.

Now they can register the vote to vote.

But it's illegal for them to vote.

Oh, well, they know it's illegal for them to vote.

They don't care.

And you know they don't care.

And nobody's watching.

It's a big scam.

All of it's a big scam.

I'm so sick of our representation in Congress in the Senate.

And the only one that's standing up to him is Donald Trump.

So when he says that the Democratic Party, the radical left Democratic Party, is a

the biggest threat to this country.

It's the biggest country enemy to the United States after Iran.

It's 100% right.

And they're pissed.

They are pissed.

So of course they go.

Well, you can't say that.

You can't say that.

That's turning up the heat.

That's you're attacking the Democratic Party.

Well, hey, U.S. holes have been calling us.

What did Hillary Clinton call us?

She called us deplorable.

We were deplorable.

Right.

Here's Joe Biden when he was in front of Independence Mall with the red background and the Marines

in the back.

This is him.

Donald Trump and the migrant Republicans represented extremism that threatens the very foundations

of our republic.

But there's no question that the Republican Party today is dominated, driven and intimidated

by Donald Trump and the migrant Republicans.

And that is a threat to this country.

Magi Republicans do not respect the Constitution.

They do not believe in the rule of law.

They do not recognize the will of the people.

Magi forces are determined to take this country backwards.

Backwards to an America where there is no right to choose, no right to privacy, no right

to contraception, no right to marry who you love.

Trump and the extreme Magi Republicans quote it clear and present danger to our democracy.

What a fucking meatbag of shit he is, unbelievable.

Right.

And so Donald Trump tweets that one thing.

And when Biden did this, nothing was really said.

Nothing from the mainstream media.

I mean, I know all the, you know, the podcasters from the Republican podcasters.

I know they had a shit fit about it.

And then we had the Louisiana lizard.

What the fuck is his name again?

I can't think of this.

I call him the Louisiana lizard.

Now I can't remember his name.

Maybe you'll, here we go.

You do not determine who in the fuck is going to be sick.

Carval.

Oh yeah, that's right.

James Carval.

Carval.

Carval.

Not Carval.

Carval was the guy that made the fuzzy will.

Carval, it's Tom Carval.

Yeah, it's Tom Carval.

Tom Carval.

He made the fuzzy will.

And what are the other things he did?

Fudgy the will.

Cookie Puss.

This isn't the guy from Cookie Puss.

This is Louisiana lizard.

You do not determine who in the fuck is going to be successful in this country because you

are a model for the theory that a fat stupid sack of shit can get elected president because

that's what you want.

Fat stupid sack of shit.

And you can be forgotten.

I knew some were not.

But let me tell you, dyslexia, I, and you know what he did?

He admitted it.

Why don't you release your medical records.

That's right.

Asshole your medical records.

So we can find out if it was syphilis, it was gonorrhea.

You know what you did?

You stole your medical records from your interns.

Gavin Newsom had the honest in addition to say, yeah, I had this and he was talking about

his mother.

Let's say something about please honest and decent Gavin.

Weasley.

If you tell me that Gavin Newsom is a better candidate for president and Donald J. Trump,

you're fucking retarded.

Okay.

How's that railway going in California?

Tell me one fucking street and one track laid.

Give me one thing that Gavin Newsom didn't California that actually helped that state.

Did he help homeless?

No.

He helped the drug, uh, drug issues.

No.

Did he help in the farmers?

No.

How about the people who lost their homes?

No.

He's right on top of that, right?

Right.

The homeless was shit all over the sidewalks.

There's so many homeless over there, they're shitting all over the sidewalks where they

actually have an app where you go in and you say, here's a pile of shit.

Let me put this in there.

He's, he's the left's can to someone.

You know what they call her now?

Of course, and he may call her.

Oh my god, I ate when I do this.

I can't think of the name.

I'll get back.

If it comes back to me, um, it's Dana Lash, Dana Lash calls Candace Owens, uh,

Dana Lash.

Dana, not Dana Lash.

Yeah.

Dana Lash.

She's a L-O-E.

Isn't it Losh?

I called Dana Lash.

I think it's Lash.

Okay.

Well, because I didn't know who you were talking about.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah.

I don't let you figure it out.

It calls her, it's sharp, but I can't think of the first name.

It's something sharp and, uh, it's, it's a perfect for her.

I can't think of the name now.

But any, I mean, it might come back to me.

All right.

Let's get back to Louie.

Louie's, Louie's the analyzer.

Don't got that mother.

I'm just dying.

Hit it out, Bob.

Yeah.

You're so fucking inhumane.

I, I, I, I, I loved it.

I have dyslexia.

I love.

I have a short attention.

The only thing that I've ever been able to concentrate on in my whole life is how much

I fucking hate you.

He's got, you know, every, you get that white spittle on your lip and it starts going up

and down.

He's got, he's so mad at this guy.

Like in other words, Trump has this, is up this guy's ass so far that he just can't stay

in him.

He's, he comes on here every week and just rails against Trump.

And I love every minute of it.

I think it's a circle that, that he's got these people because it's doing shit.

He's actually doing shit.

And that's what this, the, the basically what's going on is it's the left in the Democrats

trying to ruin his country and Donald Trump trying to stop them from the ruin in this

country.

And that's what it's been all week, all week and weekend.

This is the shit that was going on with him.

That's crazy.

All right.

I have another tweet for you to read.

Ready?

Oh, goody.

Sure.

All right.

Here we go.

And do that.

Hang on.

Okay.

Is this what I just said?

Are you going to read it?

No.

Should I read it?

No, no one wants to hear me read it.

All right.

All right.

I got to do this.

If I do this, then this, then this.

There we go.

All right.

On Monday, I used to be going to airports to help our wonderful TSA agents who have stayed

on the job despite the fact that the radical left Democrats who are only focused on protecting

the hard line criminals who have entered our country legally are endangering the USA by

holding back the money that was long ago agreed to with signed and sealed contracts and

all.

But watch, no matter how great a job ICE does, the lunatics leading the incompetent Dems

will be highly critical of their work.

They will do a fantastic job.

The great Tom Homan is in charge, President DJT.

Now.

Okay.

Hakeem Jeffries was on state of the union.

And do you think they want ICE in there because what they put you up?

What's that?

Oh, me.

I'm sorry.

I got to get put up.

How did I do that?

How do I move that?

Probably two people would be good.

You're an idiot.

No more video.

We're doing a brand X from now on.

We're just going to have a thing up here and that's it.

No more video.

I want John the mush mouth is way through this.

Oh, through the reading the tweet.

There you go.

Dean, hey, Dean, you're not going to see your cleavage anywhere.

I need her to do have a proper Mike technique.

All right.

So DimeStore Obama, Hakeem Jeffries was on state of the union.

And he was, because they're going to send ICE ages there.

Listen to this.

What's your response to what Tom Homan revealed here?

Okay, one thing great to be with you.

There are three things that have been true since Donald Trump

and Republicans came back into power last January.

Life is more expensive.

Why is that?

Why is life more expensive?

Because Joe Biden passed the inflation reduction act

and we had 9% inflation.

Nah, that's not it.

Life is more chaotic and life is more extreme.

The last thing that the American people need are for untrained

ICE agents to be deployed at airports all across the country,

potentially to brutalize or in some instances kill them.

We've already seen how ICE conducts itself.

These are untrained individuals when it comes

to doing the current job that they have for the most part.

Let alone deploying them in close exposure

and highly sensitive situations at airports across the country.

Got to see what, what highly sensitive situations

getting filled up at TSA?

Does he get that?

So what Tom Homan, because they had him on,

and they said,

Oh, Tom Homan, please.

Well, how come they're not trained to do this?

And Tom Homan says, well, they have some TSA agents

that are sitting, they guard doors

to not let people through the door.

They have people there, so we're going to do,

is we're going to guard the door.

And then we are going to let the ICE agents go

and then they can do the job that they're supposed to do

and then cut down the lines.

And then Lisa says, what are they training us to guard a door?

Yeah, I think they can guard a door.

I think they can stop people from coming through a door

that they're not supposed to.

So you're saying the ICE is going to be doing the job?

Yeah.

That ICE is going to be doing the job

that the remaining TSA people are doing

like guarding doors and blocking things.

And then the TSA folks can actually do the job.

Job of filling you up.

The remaining TSA people.

Yeah, I heard Newark is backed up like three, four hours.

Easily.

I was just into a podcaster who was in Hawaii over the weekend.

Boy, what a week to pick to go to Hawaii.

It was a month soon there.

It's like 20 inches of rain.

It was a harvest.

She came home a day early

and it was a six hour wait to get on the plane.

Oh, God.

Fuck that.

She's like, you she made it on the plane.

Everything's delayed.

It's crazy.

You're not going to read it up.

Okay.

Well, you read most of them.

So you'll Monica, you ever see a TSA agent?

Their training is be rude.

Fuck them people.

You know, they're not normally overly pleasant.

But there has been there have been airports

I've been to where TSA has been nicer.

For example, when I flew into San Antonio a few years back.

Lovely, lovely, very nice.

Philly, and not so much.

Newark, absolutely not.

No one's happy there.

It is the most miserable, nobody smiles.

Everybody's miserable.

When I flew into Grand Rapids, they were very nice.

Colorado, lovely, lovely in Denver airport.

Very nice.

And they moved people quickly, quickly.

Tampa, not too bad either.

Well, I would say one thing about Newark.

Newark is a hub.

So there's so many people moving through there.

Yes, it's insane.

There's so many flights like it's just in,

I mean, I fly in and out of usually,

it seems to be the sea terminal, terminal sea.

And that's the United Hub.

Oh my goodness, just turn the corner.

It's like Disney, when you stand in those lines

to go on the rides, and then you get around the bend,

you're like, hooray, and then you get around the corner,

you're like, oh, fuck, there's more lines.

Like, it's just more, it's like it's behind the curtain.

And you're like, I made it.

And then you get through the curtain,

you're like, fuck, there's 20 more lines.

It's like, those feeder lines are bad.

Right, it's just like cattle going through the trees.

It's in the same people.

Yeah.

Everybody just has that, you know, it's miserable.

All right.

So here is a dime store Obama, a keen Jeffries.

He was all over the news this weekend.

Oh, he's got to pin about his stuff.

Right.

So here he is talking about the shutdown

because they're holding up this.

Not forget about the TSA.

That's bad enough, all right.

But there's, you know, we can also have cyber attacks

and everybody that handles the cyber attack.

They're not getting paid either, all right.

So they don't give a shit about what could happen

to this country.

They just love it if we had a cyber attack

and knocked out our, our power and all.

So they could blame this on Donald Trump.

On the poor people who aren't getting paid who left.

Right.

They're like, I'm getting money.

This is a, this is a travesty of justice.

They should all be arrested.

Everyone in East Congress people should be arrested.

And the only reason, the only reason

that they are not doing this is for the simple fact

that they will not take and stop ice

from deporting all the voters

that these people illegally brought into this country.

That's the only reason.

And if you don't believe that, you're an idiot.

I'm sorry.

All right, here's a dime store Obama.

People's the reason why we are in a DHS shutdown right now

because Republicans have refused to agree

to the type of bold transformative, meaningful

and dramatic reforms we are demanding

in order for the Department of Homeland Security

funding bill to move forward.

And I won't go through all of the demands much

because they're ridiculous, because they're ridiculous.

And because they want to keep it illegal aliens in the country.

But let's find out what he, what he's talking about.

What do you mean, hockey?

Talked about repeatedly in the public.

But one of those demands is keep ice out of sensitive locations.

OK.

That's why they're there, dummy.

Well, they're there.

Are they going into ladies rooms?

Are these ice men, ice agents going in the ladies room?

That would be sensitive.

No, they're keeping fucking men out of it.

OK.

Thank you.

Are they just breaking in and willy-nilly

to people's houses looking for illegal aliens?

Do you think that's what they're doing?

Let's find out what the, let's find out the sensitive places

that these ice agents are barging into.

And we've defined that as schools, houses of worship,

hospitals, and polling sites.

What?

Get them out of the fucking polling sites.

They should be voting.

Yeah.

Don't want any ice over there.

You know, just to have ice outside that.

If I was Trump, I swear to God, I would have ice agents

in front of every fucking polling card.

Think of the next one.

I would have all in front of them, every one of them.

Because this way, anybody that's illegal,

it would be a deterrence for them that go in vote.

Because they're not supposed to go vote.

And get back to him.

We want an explicit prohibition that ice can go nowhere near

any polling sites in the United States of America.

It's one of our, definitely not that.

Yeah, not, not that.

No, not polling, maybe folks.

We need to keep winning.

Mm-hmm.

That doesn't look too weird, right?

Sounds, doesn't sound odd.

They're saying the quiet party on the out loud right now

because Trump is being effective.

Everybody.

Hey, we brought all these illegals in.

We've been paying for them.

We need them here for 2026 so we can get,

and if you pass the save act and they can't vote,

we're fucked.

We are screwed.

All right, we'll never win another election.

And I'll be honest with you.

Why aren't the Republicans pushing for this?

Why aren't they out there doing something

to draw attentionist?

They are just a bunch of, I husties.

I don't understand.

It's like the same three Republicans that are out there.

It's Mike Johnson, what, Kennedy?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, and Federman.

There's like an honorary Republican at this point.

Well, those are the three.

I see out there.

Oh, and Lindsey Graham, who fucking cares about him?

So Kennedy's up there and he brings up a motion.

So if the, yeah, so he brings up a motion

that no Congress people should get paid during the shutdown.

Their checks should be held.

And this one guy goes, so they say,

is there any objections to the guy?

One of the Democrats objects and runs out of the room

like a faggot just bitch.

Right, and Kennedy's like, what's going on?

Can we, you know, hello, where did he go?

Can't we debate this?

No, he just took off and ran out of there.

Because again, you know what that was like?

That's the equivalent of pulling the fire alarm.

Yep, yep, same thing.

So enjoy yourselves there, Democrats.

Forget it.

I mean, how can you hate Trump when these guys

are doing way more to ruin this country

than Trump ever did?

It's so slimy.

It's so slimy.

Look, Trump's delivery method sucks.

Like he's not polished, but he doesn't care.

Like he just comes out and he's like,

yeah, you all suck, fuck, he's all like,

and that's that's kind of what it is.

And while the message sucks, the way he delivers it,

yeah, it's not great, but it's not a boiled down.

It's not bad.

But the dems just can't handle it.

They just cannot handle it because it interrupts

their whole, everything that they want,

that they need, they crave, they got to have

and get back in power.

That fact fucking governor from Illinois,

Pritzker, he was there and he says,

they're going to have a 2029 project, 2029

or agenda 2029.

And what that's going to do is they're going to go back in,

they're going to take every executive order

that Trump did, they're going to get rid of it.

Okay, again, Republicans, you could have had it,

you could have codified these executive orders

and then we could have had this,

you could have actually done something, but you do nothing.

You do nothing except blame the Democrats

and sit on your fucking thumbs.

And I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it.

All of them, I'm sick of all of them.

I mean, one's more worthless than the other.

So, I mean, what do we do?

What do we do?

What do we do?

Vote people out, who we vote out?

Who we replace in Illinois?

You've got to replace them with just the same people

because they're all vetted, the people that they put in,

the primary people that they put in, you get rid of them

and you'll put another one and do the same thing.

Look what's going on in Virginia.

Virginia, she ran as a moderate.

She is the second she came on board, yeah.

And the same thing with the Milky Squirrel.

Milky Squirrel, the governor of New Jersey,

is doing the same fucking thing.

Yeah.

And here we are.

We're just, we're stuck.

We're stuck and we're fucked.

Stuck and fucked.

That's what we are.

I don't know what's in the good way.

That's true.

That is true.

Not a good way.

Oh, Bud Voger wants to know if I was at Newark

helping nice, not today, not today.

All right, so you say that Trump sometimes will say things

and it's a kind of uncouth, right?

A little bit.

A little bit, yeah.

So do we have a tweet maybe that says something?

Yeah, unfortunately, Robert Mueller died.

He was one of the people that was a special counsel

for the Russian gate situation.

I know Trump held him near and dear to his heart.

Go ahead, Duchess.

Robert Mueller just died.

Good.

I'm glad he's dead.

He can no longer hurt innocent people.

President Donald J. Trump.

Fuck him, he's dead.

Who cares?

Fuck dead guy.

That guy, of course, I'm like,

fuck that piece of shit.

That was probably an edited tweet.

Cause I'm sure there was a piece of shit

or something in there somewhere.

What's sure?

Fuck him.

You can't, you can't say that.

Fuck you.

I can't.

Robert Mueller is dead.

Fuck that piece of shit.

I'm glad he's dead.

But, sir, you can't say fuck that piece of shit.

Oh, that was fun to say.

Robert Mueller.

They know who I mean anyway.

I'm surprised there isn't a shit emoji in here.

I would not have just been the fucking best.

That piece of shit.

Fuck that guy.

No one liked him.

No one liked him.

I hated him the most.

You know, it would look.

It was tacky.

Like, that's not that,

that, look, that's the equivalent

of the Democrats cheering about Charlie Kirk.

Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.

So you can't, you can't cheer someone's death.

Well, you can.

I mean, I suppose you can,

but you can't bitch about it when it's the other side.

Let's say God forbid.

God forbid that tonight Donald Trump goes to sleep

and the Lord takes him tonight in his sleep.

God forbid saying God forbid.

The celebration that would go on in this country party.

It would be a party.

And I don't know what Google goes, oh, no, that'd be so terrible.

See, Google's one of these people, okay.

Well, you brought up, you introduced it.

I don't know if she'd be cheering in the street.

Oh, she'd be doing the Irish know that Irish dance.

What do they call that?

The ones where they jump up and yeah, not the jig.

Would they jump up and down?

River dance.

River dance.

Yeah, it would be Donald J. Trump day.

You finally get a day.

Yeah, Google's laughing, you're right.

Well, I know you put the tweets up so I stopped

so you can read them.

Oh, okay.

I thought because you always, the reason I don't read the

book, I literally said this, they'll make it a holiday.

Oh, okay.

I guess I didn't hear you say that because you say that I read them

and because I read them, you put them up there and you're not

reading them on my books.

I guess it's up here for me to read them.

So I figured I would stop to see if you would read them.

Yeah, that's what we do.

That's what we do.

Google says whatever chiming go.

Whatever chiming go.

She knows.

Oh, whatever.

I love Katie Google.

I don't care.

That's Katie.

Katie Google too.

You're Google's the best.

All right.

Do we want to get into, because can you tell me what's going on

on, because Dean brought the story in.

Yes, he did.

And I don't really know.

I didn't get a chance to read it, read it.

I kind of think I got to just, but if you could present it, then if you

present it, I'm sure I'll have an opinion on it.

I know you will, because I totally do.

A mother heartbroken after neighbors joined together to destroy her

wildflower lawn.

And she considers it disrespectful.

A mother was left heartbroken after multiple neighbors

mowed her intentionally wild lawn, which she had allowed to grow for

environmental reasons, and for her child to enjoy picking flowers.

I've let my lawn grow wild this summer, because my daughter loves picking

the weedy flowers.

And I hate the culture of quarter-inch lawns.

She wrote in a post on the our slash no lawn subreddit, because there's

a subreddit for everything.

Wait a minute.

So there's no lawns subreddit.

I might have to go look at this one, because I can't imagine.

Like, is it so they never mow their lawns, like they just let them grow

wild?

I guess.

It could be.

OK.

Now, despite having signs and even confronting them, the neighbors ignored

her wishes and continued, basically just showed up in mow the lawn.

The neighbors include plants her husband specifically asked them to leave.

The situation sparked a debate online about property rights, lawn culture,

and the growing trend of rewilding yards.

So I have some thoughts, but I'd like to hear yours.

Well, you're fucking lawn for Christ's sake.

You know something?

Again, you want to want, you know what you do?

Go out into the country, buy yourself some land, some acreage, and go out there

and let the weeds grow all the way up to your fucking neck, and nobody'll care.

But you're in a fucking neighborhood with other people, and you've got these things

growing.

And your house looks like a slum, all right?

Mow your fucking lawn.

I understand if you want to put flowers out or stuff like that, but just don't go out

there and let your shit grow where it looks like the house is abandoned.

It affects property values in the neighborhood.

There can be ruins living in that area and animals, it's disgusting.

Well, you're fucking lawn for Christ's sake.

And Cody says, don't they have an ordinance?

I don't know.

Apparently, I guess they don't.

Well, maybe not her town.

Our town does.

I know someone who got cited for not mowing their lawn.

Yeah.

Now, so here's the thing.

I think if you are going to grow yourself a native lawn, and I understand that because

it actually does introduce pollinators like bees and butterflies, which is good because

we've had a significant reduction in bees and butterflies, which help propagate all

of the plants and all the species and things that we need in our world.

So we need that.

So that's good.

But the thing is, I wish I had seen a picture of it because there's one thing where if you

just don't mow your lawn, and you're like, oh, my little girl likes picking the flowers

meaning like dandelions, then are you being lazy?

So the line is, you know, and I would think if you're going to grow your lawn, you're

going to do that on your property, depending on where you live, you might have to get permission

to do that.

I know it sucks.

No one wants permission for their lawns, whatever, blah, blah, blah.

There are, I think there are ways that you can, I don't want to say get around it, but

I think it allows you to have things like that.

But I don't think you can just not mow your lawn and be like, I'm attracting birds and butterflies

and you just don't feel like mowing your lawn.

So I'd like to dig in, no pun intended, into this story.

Why?

Why that's rude?

So rude.

I'm going to do some insects in the yard.

Oh, I thought you were telling me to wrap it up, lucky Mike.

All right, Bob, continue.

Smart ass.

So I guess so that's the two sides that I'd see.

Now, if that was my neighbor and they just did mow their lawn, I'd be pissed.

I would really be pissed.

But I'd probably call the township because that's what they take my tax money to do.

So here's a deal.

This to me is laziness and it's basically hoard, like hoarding.

If you want to, let's say you wanted wildflowers, you go to one of those lawn and tractor shops

and you buy yourself one of those raised bed things, you put it in your, in the backyard

or I don't know.

I put it in the front yard, set it in the front yard, filled up.

And let the wildflowers grow there, but mow around it, all right.

Keep your yard nice.

I would say you could put that in the backyard and if your daughter likes to pick weedflowers,

okay, fine.

Let her go back there and pick weedflowers back there.

But don't have your whole yard where it looks like nobody lives there.

Right.

That's the issue.

So Jose weighs in on this.

This is actually very interesting.

He says you can designate an area as a garden in most municipalities, but it has to be

kept in accordance with local regulations.

He says he sat through too many of these classes.

Yeah.

Don't see it.

Silver mongers.

Yes.

And that, I think, so I think you can have both.

Like, the reason I thought she just didn't want to mow her lawn is the line, I hate the

culture of quarter-inch lawns.

Yeah.

I do have a neighbor who mows his lawn like every five days and that lawn is like burned

to the ground, mowed to an inch of its life.

Do we mow?

Yeah.

Not as frequently.

So our lawn kind of gets a little, we're like the shaggy year lawn of the, our immediate

name.

But we still mow it.

It's not like it's grown, like anything over, I would say three inches is a bon, yeah,

a quarter inches too short.

I agree with that.

Oh, and a line-over.

I'm surprised he's not out there like, well, okay, so it depends on, okay, it depends

on what kind of gracious, I don't know about any other areas of the country, but around

here we have this stuff.

It's called Zoys Agress.

Zoys Agress is like a weed.

It turns like a light tan brown carpet in a winter time and in the summertime it gets green

and it never grows up.

It gets real thick.

So if you...

Squishy.

Yeah, it's thick and squishy and when you mow it, it'll act, if you wait too long, it'll

actually, it'll stall your lawn mower.

It's that thick.

So Zoys Agress around here in the summertime is because I had it in my first house, it was

a pain in the ass.

Like if you didn't mow that every week, it would stall, it would take you for a long time

in the mower because you would have to take like a quarter cut out of it so you didn't

stall the lawn mower.

It was crazy.

But in the winter time, it would turn carpet tan and it would, so I don't know, anyhow.

Lorenzo says this is the boomerest fucking topic of all times.

Yeah, it's funny, I thought.

So some of the talking points on this story was, do the neighbors have the right to come

to your property because they don't like how you keep it and do yard work in it or mow

it or whatever?

They don't.

Would you want your neighbors to do that?

No.

But I wouldn't do that to the neighbors.

They don't have the right to do it.

They really overstepped their boundaries.

I don't know what else you could do.

You could call the township, the township could keep finding them, but sooner or later

someone's got to come in and do it.

Like I could see the township coming in and saying, okay, we're going to mow your

whole lawn down and then we're going to charge you for it.

All right.

Plus your fines and all that, but you can't just have your neighbors go over and mow your

lawn.

That's.

Yeah.

See Sparky says, neighbor's going to go to the township.

There you go.

Lorenzo says, is those bitches want to mow my lawn, I'll pay them.

And Budbucker says, one man's bush is another man's eyes sore.

I guess.

Press on the field.

Label.

Yes.

So I think the way that this story reads the mom's like, I just want my

daughter to pick the weedy flowers.

I think that means to me, the way that this reds in the sheet is like, I don't like short

lawns.

She lazy.

That's how it reads to me is like, oh, we'll let little Susie go out and pick all the

flowers she wants, you know, and that you can't do that.

So again, there's ways you can encourage that.

Teach your daughter.

Grow flowers in pots.

Or like you said, a raised garden.

Easy peasy, right?

You can do that.

And you can get you still get all the butterflies, the bees, all the fun, pretty things.

So my first house, I bought it from an old couple and what they did was they planted

a zillion bushes in the back and they planted 65 a zillion bushes in the back.

That's a lot of a zillion.

So they're like fucking weeds of things.

And these things were like 25 or 30 years old.

They were huge.

The girl that I was living with at the time loved them.

And I wanted to get rid of every one of them.

And she would not let me get rid of them.

And these things would flower.

They would look fit.

They would look amazed for two weeks.

And the rest of the time, yeah, it was just dead flowers.

Right.

It's just a brown.

Yeah.

The week that we broke up, I forget what time we broke up, I went in there and dug 65

of those plants.

You're a today.

I popped every one of them out of the backyard like a bed tooth and threw a bunch of dirt

in there and got and they were gone.

I could not wait.

It was even, I'd to be honest with you, it was the best thing of us breaking up was

I could go in there and rip those.

I used my truck and I would take a, like a thing, a strap and put it around it and put

a chain.

And I would run it after my driveway and I would pop them out like a bed tooth.

Yeah, I went gangbusters on it.

Obviously 100%.

Yep.

But I was like, that's such a mingle, it's such a dick move.

So did you have to sell the house?

I did sell the house finally, but it was a couple of years before I sold the house.

But the thing was that I just, I got like a third of my yard back.

I actually had a third more yard when I got rid of them.

I hate them.

That's a lot of us ideas.

I don't know if I'd rip them all out, but you're just.

Oh, I know what she said.

Oh, I forgot, I forgot this part.

You know what she said?

Dig them up and then plant them like down the sides and everything.

I like to.

I like to.

Everyone I dug up and moved.

Die.

Through it away.

They were like six sticks sticking up a drag.

I don't know.

Look.

You like murdered them out of the ground.

I hear Cody says John did a jihad, a John hard, a John hard, John, John hard at the

Xalia Bush, the Xalia bushes, the Ziggy, the Ziggy, the Zalia bushes.

Ziggy?

Ziggy and Zalia.

You want to write that one down?

No.

I don't know.

Let's see.

If we got any more A.I.

artwork.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Let's see.

If we got any more A.I artwork, I have no idea.

I haven't looked over and disappeared.

I know.

Well, we'll see what happens.

Sorry.

I don't want to write that down real quick.

Yeah.

I we've had so many yard swap arounds like we dug this up, moved this over there that they

always fucking died.

I have.

We had box woods like these ugly shrubs in the front.

Heated them always.

Heated them always.

We finally ripped them out.

And now the front is bare.

It's just empty and gross looking.

So I probably put in this stupid Zalia bush up there.

You know what's the worst?

Because it'll grow in this shitty acid soil we got going on down here.

Yeah.

In New Jersey, we have these things.

They're green leaves.

I can't.

And they like bulbs.

And every year they like multiply by three.

And you can't get them out.

You can't get rid of them.

Are they green or yellow?

They're green.

And they just grow up.

And the people put them in the front of their plants like they're used to put around

things to kind of I guess accent things and they just grow so big.

I can't think of that.

If you wouldn't have asked me the name of it before I started this, I would have had

the name.

I hated them.

I used to have to try to get them out of my yard.

And the more they dug them up, I could not get rid of them.

They come up with like little bamboo, right?

No, not bamboo.

They're like green leafy things.

They don't really grow that high.

But I can't think of it any.

It'll come to me like tomorrow morning, I'll wake up and go, yeah, I knew Bob would get

this.

Hey, box.

He would.

Box would.

So some kind of ground cover plants right low and yeah, the ground cover plants.

I can't think of the name of them.

It's so crazy.

Bitter now, Bob.

Yeah.

I'm boomer charade and it all over tonight.

You're not thinking like hostas or something.

Hostas.

That's it.

Hey, hostas.

That's the same.

I said the same thing.

Sounds like a host.

It is.

I have hostas in the back and they're gorgeous.

They don't think they need like some shade.

Don't they keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger like don't they grow like weeds?

They can.

Yeah, you can cut them.

You can cut them in half.

You're going to have them and just replant them.

I'm telling you.

Pretty.

So when I was married, the wife loved them and she planted them all around the pool and

they would grow big and I run them over with the lawnmower.

At the end of the season, I won't, we mow them down just to the ground and they come

back every year.

And the next year, there was like more of them was ridiculous or something.

John hates hostas.

Hey, do you straight that down?

John hates hostas.

He hates zelias.

Yeah.

Well.

You like them in a, it just took up 360 of them, a third of my backyard.

Yes.

It's ridiculous.

Yes.

I tried killing them.

I tried like cutting them and killing them.

Yeah.

You need to separate them.

Yep.

Go in there and dig them all up and little balls.

Just cut them.

Like you let them cut them in half.

It's just.

You would dig them up and then you would take them and then you'd like put one ball bin

and you try to give them the people.

Hey, I got some hostas for you.

Get those fucking things away from me.

You know what, ones I like, they're so low maintenance and they like full sun.

As I love like daisies and sunflowers, not sunflowers, black eyed seasons and daisies.

Sunflowers are a pain.

I asked.

But I like them.

So they're just.

Good for you.

Good for you.

They're just pretty.

We got lots of bumblebees and stuff.

So you need it.

Okay.

And Bruce says, you don't even go to your mailbox.

I don't.

Not now.

It's the bad news.

He hates mail.

He's the postal service.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

If I get a package, you think that the other day I got a package, they jammed it in the

mailbox.

I couldn't get.

I couldn't get it out.

It bent my mailbox.

It actually deformed my mailbox.

Post-workers.

They mashed it in.

They put it in there and mashed it in there and I'm trying to get it out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't even think about that one.

I could have told you that.

See a big package in your mailbox.

Yeah.

I had a big package in my mailbox.

I didn't.

All right.

Last story.

Do we want to talk about the pervert teacher or do we want to talk about the doggers?

Oh, God.

Both two perverts.

I mean, what is the...

I mean, the teacher one.

It's pretty quick.

It's another scusy teacher, another female teacher who can't stop touching fucking teenage

boys.

What is with teenage boys?

Teenage boys are gross.

And the only people who like, who should be like in teenage boys are teenage girls.

Okay.

Like not some grown-ass teacher.

I put the story in and I'm already annoyed by it.

Okay.

So here's the deal.

Can you say her name?

It looks like Jamala DeBubi.

Jamala DeBubi.

It's kind of what it looks like.

She's got...

DeBubi.

She's got like these, like, bulged out eyes.

And I...

Yeah.

She's unfortunate looking woman.

She's of a Mediterranean descent, I would think.

I'd be honest with you.

If it was up to me, she would end up be...

She would get a felony.

Like she was a four.

Just based on her looks.

Yeah.

She's a four and she was 28 years old and she looks like she's 40.

And she was apparently banging this 15-year-old 10th grade student.

And how did they find out?

The boy's aunt was walking by her car and she looked inside and she's like,

Oh my God, there's a little...

There's a little Timmy.

It's absolutely that almost green.

There's a little Timmy.

So she called the police.

The police came.

They arrested her.

Then they took out, they took her phone and holy cow.

Once they got her phone, they saw the texts and the pictures.

I'm sure the poor little chap was upset.

Durkid Durkid Jibubi.

Sounds like a spell.

That's her name.

Like some Hogwarts spell.

That was...

That's what the 15-year-old called her.

Durkid Durkid...

Oh, my little Durkid Durkid.

Yeah.

So the relationship involved kissing, touching and exchanging thousands of messages.

Thousands.

Which they declared their love for each other.

Are you kidding?

I'm sorry, that poor boy.

18 months, up to 18 months in prison.

I'm going to guess she's not going to be teaching anymore.

No, they've taken them seriously.

Five years of community control, continued counseling,

community service, and a mandatory registration as a sex offender.

Surrendered her teacher's license to.

Yeah.

As she's a tier two...

Touch her.

A tier two-toucher.

A tier two-toucher.

Yeah, I don't...

I don't get it.

I don't...

I'm sorry.

Teenage boys are kind of gross.

You think so?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well...

I used to...

I met them because my daughter's new teenage boys when they were teenage girls.

And they're gross.

I guess.

I guess.

But I mean, did you take a look at her?

I don't think she's getting any...

No, but like...

Out of the...

Squirt one to ten, she's maybe a four.

Yeah.

Okay.

So she's a bit unfortunate, and she's...

She's really kind of bulge eyes, like a bullfrog or something.

She's not...

That's it.

She's got bull...

She's got bullfrog, guys.

Like a bit of table size bullfrog, guys.

She's got bullfrog.

Yeah.

I mean, it's a...

Uh...

Bullfrog says she's a Somali-tenge.

She's a Somali-tenge.

And a...

A U.S. four.

A picture.

I could...

I can probably pull it up.

Yeah.

That's...

I'll be honest with you.

That's the reason why they put these...

They have jobs on there, so people don't see how ugly they are.

Holy shit.

She's...

Yeah.

She...

Hang on, I'm popping it.

It's got her...

It's got her name.

Uh...

Let's see here.

Oh, fuck you.

Stupid video.

What?

Commercial.

Oh, okay.

I see.

Fuck you, Granger.

Uh...

Uh...

Inappropriate.

What's inappropriate?

I was trying to put a picture up of like her name.

Granger?

And I thought...

No.

And I clicked it.

It was an ad.

I understand that.

So it played a Granger commercial.

Right.

But then after the commercial was her video that goes with...

Well, it went straight to video.

I just wanted to see if I could find her name without having to watch the stupid commercial

or watch the video.

And I think...

Thank you, Tom.

I'm trying to.

Well, you could have had it ready.

But whatever.