Bucket of Poop, Hot Enchilades and Blind Man Drives Drunk | 9.910.26

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1:01If you need more Hard Factor, today we didn't really discuss the lineup who's going first, second, third. I'll go first. All right, Mark. What do you got? I'll go second. West, what do you got? What do you got second after Mark? Tell us what you got after Mark. Tell us what's going second then maybe we'll get to what's going first. What's going second? No, I'm saying like, yeah, okay, yeah, however you guys want to do it. Yeah, you guys are first. Let's just say you won't see what's coming with my story. There you go. Hmm, let's see what's coming. Okay, okay. It's like a magician. Sometimes it's better to not see what's coming. Yeah. Mark's one or another one of those shirts that make it real trippy. I got him on camera and so like, it's perfect. It's a perfect teaser for you. Yeah, he won't see. That thing is this. I was watching the TV show the other day and a guy had the exact same shirt on. It was ridiculous. You're just thinking of Mark the old guy. I like to, yeah, fuck with the viewer. It was like a house hunter's TV show and the guy had that fucking static shirt on.

2:02I don't know if it actually comes out static in the end product, but like when are you taping it? It doesn't look static on my screen. I think it depends again on the size. Yeah. If you have it in a small box, yeah, you're fucked, but if it's on a big screen now, it's still. Oh, yeah, I don't mean I don't have you maxed out. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, 50 windows up to do this. You need a 24 inch or bigger screen. I've got a 32. You're still. Imagine on a phone. It looks insane. Yeah. Oh, you're just like a technical static. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So West, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, I got two classic stories. I've got, but I'm going to call it a, what I thought of it in the car. Oh, yeah. Spicy enchiladas and gay sex. That's what I'm going to call it. That's a bad combo. Yeah, spicy enchiladas and gay sex. It can be if they were, if they were related, but the two separate stories think it's this.

3:02Yeah, if they were related, that is a night you're never going to forget. That's a, that's a sheet changer. That's a sheet changer. Yeah. Holy shit. What the fuck were you thinking with the spicy enchiladas? Yeah. You knew we were going to have gay sex. Yeah. That's a prank. Yeah. It's a gay prank. Yeah. That is a prank. That is a, is that a move? Is like that, like a donkey punch? I guess they could do that too. You have been gay pranked, sir. Yeah. It's enchiladas. You forgot to ask what I ate. Habitaro enchiladas. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's going to sting. Like a little pain with your pleasure, maybe kind of thing. And then, and then to close the show today, we're bringing out a very popular game, extremely popular game from patreon.com slash hard factor from Florida, Florida, Friday series.

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5:06Um, all right. That touchpad must be so nice. It is real nice. And it lasts a long time. But then all of a sudden, it doesn't really warn you. It's just like, I'm dead. And then you got to look at it. I'm a dummy with a magic mouse over here. All right. Well, touchpad is great. It's very expensive. They tried to upsell me on the keyboard with the numbers and the touchpad. There's a touchpad with a thumb print ID. It's like, do you need the touchpad with the thumb print ID? It's like, why the fuck would I need the thumb print ID? Well, I mean, you can have that on your keyboard. That one's $220. Yeah. Sort of. Uh, fuck it. Uh, this story is pretty incredible. I'll just start by reading the headline. Uh, and I have to do it in a, in an English accent as you'll see. Very Britishly. Uh, blind man with no license, nabbed for drink driving on M6 after doing 150 miles in two hours. Mm, drink driving. Uh, I like drink driving. Yeah. Well, he's not totally blind. Can't, can't be. Legally blind, right? Is that what you're saying, Wes? He could see, well, if he's, if he went 150 miles, that's, that's like a one in a billion,

6:06trillion chance that the blind man is. He's awfully blind. He made turns, right? Yeah, he had a turn and something. We didn't just let the car is just a, a mangled mess. Over 150 miles of, a few, it was a straight, straight shot. Uh, not only was he drink driving, the lad was blind, isn't it? Uh, drink, drink driving though. I love it, Mark, but I feel like if you call it drink driving, it's going to make people do it more because it's sad. It's so fun. It's so fun. Drink drive. Yeah, just have a little drink drive, eh? And it, uh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you have to, you almost have to do it. Sounds refreshing and relaxing. That's not like, I mean, that's drunk driving, that's, that's not good. Right. Right. No, drink driving is fun. So here he is. Here's 50 year old, very blind man, Anthony Hall. Oh, I don't know. He looks blind. Doesn't he look blind? He's got the cane. He's got the cane. He's got the cane. He's got the glasses. He's buzzing the, his bottom suit. Nobody told him. He's in the long direction. It's making me realize that if we had canes with us, we could trick him.

7:08And then if we had, or drinking production, isn't he a young man who comes in and runs around for the obligatory probation after the Moss Barber you knew that was convicted or not? I think he probably braking their own feed and conclusion he's riding through this mouth. Seriously. I know, this is about to start. geniuses strategy was to show up looking blind as fuck to his court hearing about driving. Yeah, I think that must be because there's no way he went 150 miles I'm blind. I'm blind. Didn't it? That's a bad strategy to tell that the judge are blind He passed all the tests This happened back on June 29th. Throw something adamant court. Yeah, they did and he didn't catch it He'll write in his fucking head because he won that's method This was back on June 29th the drink driving incident. I'm talking about where he was caught and arrested But he just had his court date this week where he was seen in a suit using a cane another human had to guide him into the courthouse

8:11Not exactly what you'd want to see in a parking lot someone getting out of the driver's seat With a blind person glasses in the cane like what is it? No, you know, but again It makes me Immediately want to drop a microphone stand in their direction like Stevie Wonder I don't even like seeing him on the sidewalk when I'm on the same sidewalk. Yeah, yeah, hundreds of miles in a car You know what I mean? Oh, I don't have an issue with blind blind people in general just this man I gotta go all the way out of this guy's way. Oh, yeah, I got a veer around on the sidewalk so they don't like it as a whole Yeah, multiple human lengths away from in a Casey Bum's enemy. It's my fault. Yeah, exactly I mean blind people aren't allowed to drive right you're talking about walking no, no, yeah, I'm talking about walking Convenience in general. Yeah, they really are walking you can't walk into their stick when they have the sensing stick the last thing You want to make me feel uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really they're fault. Yeah, it's a them thing Apparently during his driving incident he even pulled over for gas and an attendant helped him

9:16Philip his car either because they do it New Jersey style in the UK or because he's blind and can't find where the gas goes Yeah, there's something missing here. That's for sure. We'll get to it Hall of Huddersfield England told police he retains some Light perception so he used other vehicles tail lights to guide them So if a car in front of him had the brake lights out everyone was dead That's what junk people do too. They follow that the lights in front of them That's why he's able to see like the red like the lines on the street, right? Yeah, he can't see the lines. He'll hear he cannot see the lines It's like the fluorescent like the light he was able to see off the So he was going wherever the guy in front of him was going that's right. That's right. That's right. Goldfish. That's right Which by the way you know like it gets funnier when you hear exactly how right you are. That's how we got caught So they did you pull them out of got No, you'll hear in a second. He did get pulled over so I don't know how that I don't know how they pulled over

10:17I don't know if they pit stopped him or took it took one as a bumper drive like that you drive like shit, dude He's yeah, but I don't know how he knew a cop was pulling him over. Maybe they megaphone them So because they he's not deaf Yeah, the lights. Yeah, he's not deaf and the lights flashed Yeah, he's like those lights are coming from above the car. Yeah, so he's like shit So they pulled him over and he gave a breath alcohol reading of 50 milligrams and a hundred milliliters in the limits 35 I don't know what the fuck that means but it sounds like it's 50 over 35 so if it's so imagine ours is what is 0.08 so it's like it blew point one two It's like almost double point one. He's buzzed. He's not even like hammered over but the main thing is he's blind That sucks. Yeah, true. It's about point seven Exactly you hate you hate to say this in this situation, but a Non-blind person potentially may have handled the wheel The driving better. Yeah, wouldn't you rather a hammered guy than a guy? I would I would definitely like to see a head-to-head test of a legally blind person at 1.0.1

11:17Legally blind person can't drop a legally visually think about the paired person the drunkest you've ever driven And it's and you you're driving better than a blind person you call it blind drunk Yeah, yeah, which is which is then qualifying blind as being the worst part of it I'm not trying to be an ableist, but what I'm saying is that well when we're talking about driving Yeah, okay, sure what's a double whammy exactly? Yeah, it's like it's like it's like West's fear of female Asian pilots Right, yeah, right double whammy brother. I don't know if I'd ever have a blind pilot or a female Asian pilot Would you rather a blind male pilot blind drunk pilot or Technology they have today probably you know Things practically blame themselves Great sir He admitted to drinking before driving or drink driving before the judges and wigs this week And got 36 weeks of jail

12:19Suspended for 18 months and he was disqualified for 12 months and I don't know what the fuck that means either It's awesome. It's not like he got 36 weeks commit the worst crime imaginable. Yeah blind and drunk driving 150 miles And then you're just they're like okay, two hours, you know, just go to jail for a couple days Yeah, 36 weeks of almost a year prosecutor Damien Walsh told the two thirds of a year gets eight months and one year probation for It's what it's like a it's it's a half what's he really missing on the outside anyway He drove how many days does he doing like it's like a Like one and a half days per mile one and a quarter Exactly, and then and then like what like for murder. It's like five years right which he was close to doing three to five Yeah, they don't do life. They don't do life usually unless it's like a triangle England has much less harsh 10 for one reason. Oh, you can kill someone over there and just serve 15 years Why would you be a criminally united state suit as soon as you can afford yeah a plane to go to

13:22Go to Europe to Europe you should just go to Europe if you're and kill be a criminal. Yeah Because it's never being jail And they won't even say you're like your last name most of the times Depending on the crime prosecutor Damien Walsh Told the magistrates court that hauled been driving for more than two hours when he was stopped He said the officer observed the vehicle weaving in in lane one drifting onto the hard shoulder And back and then drifting into lane two and back He was just sliding all over the road The office was like this guy's either blind or drunk. No way. It's both. Oh shit. Do you swerving? He was like literally shoulder to shoulder going like the whole And everyone's like, you know giving him a wide berth like what are they gonna do? How many people call the cops on him at this point everyone? every yeah So the officers finally pulled him over again. I don't know how they got him to stop But we're like where if you stop in the middle of the road and they're like get over further But when they when they got to him they could smell alcohol on his breath and he admitted he had some wine

14:23And then they drink it in the car 150 miles is a wild drive Well, he was hammering when he left the house No here. He's going fast Yeah, 150,000 two hours to just over to our sir. He was going So like 70 miles proud He's going fast. Yeah, he's like two-way moving it freeway moving it Well, he went from England to Scotland, dude. He went to He drove across countries the officer then asked the defendant if he was blind They're like, you know blind are you and he's like, yes They're like hey man. What's with the eyes? man, right They're just shaking their hands in front of his face So does he have like severely fucked up eyes where you could tell his blind? Oh, yeah, if he didn't have his sunglasses I said he's got tinted glasses dude So he's got like he's looking at the he's looking sideways or something So this guy let me see his facial hair again whoa Like I'm he's told that the wrong direction Why in the world did he do did he did he explain we got to his motive. Yeah, he did he did

15:26He told officers yes, I'm very blind But I can make out some light and then he told the officers he'd followed the drive Yeah, should he told the officers he followed the red lights of a hgv Which is a heavy goods vehicle a massive vehicle this guy was trailing so you know Truck yeah, not something you want to run into at 70 miles per hour Honestly pretty smart by the blind drunk guy They have more lights if you're gonna follow something That's also good because he's like a little sucker fish on a big whale, you know Well, you're right, but at some point the hgv wasn't going fast enough So he overtook it and he was looking for another marker to a system Which is why he was sliding all over the road when he got pulled over so he He was looking for some more red lights and just going all the way across the world He's like a moth This guy's going too slow I'll find someone else Luckily no one was hurt he told officers he'd driven from his home in Huddersfield to where he was now stopped and they checked the distance and google maps

16:31There was over 150 miles he was now in Scotland on the windy roads in Cumbria He was about to drive off a fucking cliff in Scotland Also just got a death wish Yeah, he said he was facing issues at home with his partner And he just wanted to get as far away from them as possible So he was drinking wine with a assume only a woman could drive you that crazy And then he got hammered on wine and then he just says I'm out of here And he kept driving until he either died or got pulled over and luckily he got pulled over He's having a breakdown Yeah, he just gotten the the gnarliest of fights after drinking you know three bottles of wine And then still was struck to an hour two and a half hours later. He had a picture of his wife Yeah, do we have his significant others? I'm not convinced it's a way home. It could be it says partner It could be a guy. He's just a lunatic. Yeah, he's a lunatic. I mean Acting extra blind with the tinted glasses and the professional expensive walking rod Okay, kill some showing up to court isn't exactly the signs of I would I would be pretending to be a little bit not blind in the court and being like

17:32I don't know the lights judge I've said something we do these florist stories all the time where people are getting these massive sentences And this guy does that I would tell the judge on hard hard hardly blind fairly blind um The judges arms were tied when he found out how blind he was he's like okay Look if you can tell me the make a model of this car Then I'm holding up that guy's I'm holding up three feet away from if you can tell me the make a model of this car You'll get off with the drink driving ticket and then the guy the guy made a guess and he said it's a picture of a horse You fucking lunatic a chick. Yeah, 36 weeks in jail I would have to horse dummy. It's a horse dummy You can't even tell it's a horse 36 weeks in jail. You blabbed it Tell about that so badly Yeah, yeah over here. Yeah, exactly Exhibit a To trust the room you're not facing Well Well, he was charged up and I used to have to take a lot of caffeine

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23:51Um, all right Let's go to albuquerque new mexico which which apparently might be new america soon. I don't know maybe We'll see south park south america Yeah exactly. Yeah And I thought this was a prank. I thought this was a fake story. Um, it's just it's sad. I'm gonna preface that It is sad, but it's also just a little too on the nose for my liking. Okay um, this is urban In Joaquin Gatirez. Okay, that's a horrible facial hair. Oh, is he Amish? No, Gatirez first first Mexican Amish guy. Yeah, he's got literal pubes. Yeah, he's got p you He looks like the jackass prank when they put the pubes on people's face. Yeah Um, and he is being charged with murder because back on august 27th he killed his cousin Nathaniel Kavassos For saying he had it for making beer one of his pub beer. Yeah, probably that was part of it

24:51Yeah, um, no, I'm gonna try to get this out one more time one more time. I'll kill you one more time you say I got a pub beer causing One more time one of my I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to get this out According to KABB albuquerque the reason Gatirez killed his cousin is because the two gotten to an argument Over whose plate of green enchiladas or spicier? Okay? You got that you got two Mexican guys In a deathmatch argument over enchiladas. I mean each making their own Maybe each made their own recipe I can't get enough of creating Masspecante yeah KC Bica Real man eat hot eat hot enchiladas yet, but one guy hold up the one guy had way more peppers Yeah, clearly He doesn't lie I mean what the fuck I thought this was a babel on B headline when I saw it

25:54um I mean with everything going on in the United States right now um two Mexican guys are arguing over enchiladas and one of them very sadly ends up dead Well, oh that means it's very sad that one of them ended up dead that but you know who can eat the spiciest food I think is like it's pretty it's pretty big that's universal at lunch culture Yeah, machismo lunch culture. It's a big thing. How many jalapenos are you gonna get on the side? It sounds like they both were crying about how hot it was but the other ones like but I have a real reason to because mine's actually hot in yours Yeah, I'm not sure if it was I think that they it's so here's what the article said it said when police are I'm gonna be different green enchiladas Yeah, you the less spicy ones. Yeah, even though it's from the same place That's what I'm saying to they each like have a their own recipe. They try. I don't know. I'll get to it It's it makes sense that told me he said Yeah, it wasn't about the enchiladas. So they both were crying about it. Yeah, yeah, I mean So here's what here's what the article said according to KABB The police responded to reports of gunfire shortly before 11 p.m. on August 27th and they found unfortunately Kavasos

27:01Unresponsive on a walkway outside the complex the apartment complex suffering from multiple gunshot wounds And he died right there at the scene, okay A witness who identified himself of course as another cousin Uh to both men told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking and cooking green chili enchiladas You know, he was just chilling drinking some beers and making some enchiladas and then things got crazy You know tension mounted. Oh, they were okay. So it was like a this is a match for you. Okay. No, no That's what's that that's make does make sense because When Gatira is repeatedly insisted that the chili on his enchiladas were spice was spicier than the chili on Kavasos Plate and challenged him to try it Kavasos responded that all the enchiladas had been prepared together and carried equal heat So I don't know maybe he was accused of dummying one enchilada He was he was accused of pranking I think so I think so. Yeah, so before he shot him. He was logical. He was telling him

28:03He was like you prank me with the hot essential out of maybe look like a bitch Now you're not so stired Kavasos was like dude they were all prepared together. Oh, no Yeah, but that's what I'm saying the guy who was acting like a pussy because his enchilada was too hot was like no He fucking targeted me with the hot essential lot of now. Yeah, he's the big pussy hot enchiladas Cuz gunshot wounds and then yeah So the um they they they escalated outside the enchilada fight escalated outside a fight broke out Kavasos Punched Katira's and left him bleeding and after the fight ended Kavasos after yeah, this guy killed him handle hot enchiladas. This guy's kind of Looking out. Yeah, yeah, you got beat up after not being able to hold the enchiladas Way to hear what a pussy he is so as the Kavasos is walking away. Gatero's Drew his son and gone and shouted we're family. We're family. How could you do this to me? Well the while and then he shot him in the back

29:03Three or four times roughly 10 feet away. So shot his cousin in the back Yeah, um and what happened to the worst family were family right that was a good point mark. I was thinking the same I don't know. I don't know So following the account of the witness received snapchat messages from Katira as you've fled the scene Saying is he really dead and claimed yeah that Kavasos was threatening his life writing I did not want to kill him But I didn't want him to kill me even though he was walking away Katira's Yeah, yeah, yeah, Katira's did turn himself in downtown the following day. So you know, he's going to jail forever All his family was like Do they ever test the enchiladas? No, I don't know. I don't know who's were hotter really Puber you killed your cousin Yeah, do imagine that he does make some hot enchiladas I don't know it's fucked up Come on, you know fuck fuck pu bear. We're nasty. Yeah, fuck people. All right next Let's go to gay sex, right?

30:06Imagine this. Okay, you're a homophobic member of the Catholic Church. Aren't they all? Uh probably only to find out that your tithes were actually being used by your priest to pay for heroin Which he was then exchanging for gay sex with male heroin addicts at hotels Yeah, I'd say that's fucking funny. I'd say yeah, I'd say It's him not totally surprised given the history of what's come out of the the papacy Yeah, but uh but at the same time that's amazing. Yeah. Well, that's what happened to Uh congregants at three different Pennsylvania Catholic churches where uh father Gregory Allen Medea here he is 69 of west miffin was the priest and According to the Arab post he was busted for swiping more than $740,000 from both churches and his own mom to pay for gay sex vacation How long over how many years? I think three years. Oh wow, that's a lot of gay sex

31:09Three fantastic years Yeah, does he pay to get drilled? Uh, I don't you know, I don't know what's interesting. Yeah, probably the person that's on heroin's getting drilled I would imagine right um or they're blowing both on heroin Yeah, I mean when I was in rehab I heard some crazy stories about people that were completely straight That were on heroin, but they would they would blow dudes just for heroin. Yeah Yeah, yeah, crazy. That's where the Dave Chappelle joke from Yeah, no, no, Dick for we yeah, exactly. That's a real thing Um Gregory Allen the bomb sagging He's so good Bob saggets in one of the movies. Yeah Yeah, I suck dick for coke Yeah, exactly um, so he's accused of stealing nearly two three and twenty thousand dollars from three churches and two hundred and fifty thousand from his elderly mom Um, mom for two. Yeah, um, he's accused of using the cash

32:11Uh, he's in her old later years. I mean, yeah, he's old. She just she didn't want to know where don't you want me to be happy mom? It's uh, yeah, she's like a hundred heroin addict the second my cock. Yeah, so he's still makes you you're a little boy happy He stole from the collection envelopes and allegedly bought vacations and cruise ship tours uh, and he gifted the same man and he bought him a 35 thousand dollar Ford Mustang So I mean, I got you can you can you imagine you see your your your priests rolling around like blowing like you know A guy in his new Mustang like this almost guy all the sudden Yeah, he wasn't that father Medea blowing that guy in that brand of Mustang. Yeah anyway, that that sounds like his operation got way too big He also sold he also stole a 19,400 gold chalice from one of the churches. What the fuck yeah, and During this guy had a breakdown. Yeah, I'm probably melted it down for gay sex, you know

33:15This chalice elastity two weeks I'm gonna melt this thing down Definitely Oh, I got it over chalices Yeah, this is good for me um Anyway, during a three-year probe investigators allegedly found collection of envelopes in the trash photos of debit cards bank documents on his personal devices And he was just extradited from florida this past week, but let's hear what his lawyer has to say about uh the charges here's the news clip Okay, turning general is accusing Medea of stealing over three hundred thousand dollars from three churches Including st John the Baptist church in McKee's port assumption of the blessed virgin Mary in the trobe and saint of the tree Yes in junez seven hundred and also accused of taking over two hundred and thirty thousand dollars from his own mother And not paying nearly a quarter of a million dollars in taxes According to police they use the money to pay for sexual acts take luxury trips and gamble

34:15Medea's attorney argues his habits started because of the need for money and that he sees this case going to trial There are no guidelines for what It priests can and cannot do in terms of the money the judge was for me Wow, it's true truth sir To be a priest and for him, the rest of the scholars So we'll see God the road what happens The day away just preliminary hearing today and was given a bond of twenty five thousand dollars His attorney says he'll be able to pay that in the coming day Uh, yeah when he sells the Mustang The slurs trying to open it up for every single like um Like gross McDonald's worker service worker like yeah, anything they want he wants he wants to hire pay for underpaid jobs This is a nightmare, man. Otherwise, otherwise, we're gonna steal and have gay sex Yeah, imagine if that's the priest of your that tiny church they were showing you to this Yeah, go to that fucking church and shit and like you give your fucking money

35:18You're like you obviously make a lot of money if you go to that church take a vow of poverty is what you do And it's like that's you like say I don't need money because I'm a servant of God I believe right one woman in training. Yeah, you know, yeah, and also these weren't like nice big mega Catholic churches These were tiny like po-dum bankrupt to those 50 people in there on a Sunday probably yeah, that's insane And they're given probably like a big portion of their salary to the church. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of funny These stole from the Virgin Mary and he's out there getting plowed, you know, I like the church The irony is off the charts now you're right I like the challenge. What else do we steal? Oh God everything anything he get his little little little gay hands on he kept ordering like more expensive one for the communion and just reselling it Yeah, he was literally he was literally stealing like debit cards from people like whatever wasn't nailed down in the church Whatever was it whatever goal wasn't nailed down. He was melting it down since oh this is coming up. Yeah Yeah

36:20More chalices. There's more chalices under these boards Yeah, you know, we're pretty pissed if you go or given your money to those churches after finding out where it was going Yeah, you ought to be that's almost like given when the when the when the southerners gave or I mean the The progressives gave to the oh yeah Yeah, the Southern law center whatever. Yeah, it's real similar. Yeah. Yeah, you're low your your Catholic priest You don't want as a member of that for the money to go to doing sweet lady H and male BJs. Yeah, yeah, so what am I going to confessional for? Ha ha hey speaking to somebody pride. He's go to confessional check this out Hunter Biden made that meme coin and rug pulled it and it was I guess 1.6 billion Speaking of confession Holy shit who made more Trump or hunter on the I built Trump sure truly Trump right the real questions who made more hunter or trump junior

37:22Right those are the two that go ahead to head Trump's Trump's made the most Trump's up here. Oh, yeah, the sons. The sons who's who's who's like done more corruption money? They're they're battling Yeah, it's a head down junior hunter. It's amazing. Who it's amazing that people bought into dollar sign laptop Uh, they went from it went from 30 obviously it went from $37.26 to $222 and then it plummeted to a buck 35 by the afternoon started $37. See it's really high. Yeah, people are crazy Then I want to do yeah because people are so political and insane. It's a 1.2.134. Yeah, I guess it's just approved Approves the thought it proves the thought experience that both both sides are totally insane. We got so deep into the weird shit coin world for like six months. Oh my god. It's dangerous time. I'm like well, but what's amazing to me is that everybody knows that meme coins are a scam yet The Republicans and the Democrats were both of us blindly give to Trump and or hunter like that like it's just so crazy

38:28It's like yeah, now it's it's so it's mainstream to the presidency It's weird so weird So fucking weird dude. Paul Dishones doing rug pulls is just That's absolutely important So that's that's the age where we're living in the I and shit coin age. It's so ridiculous It's happening rug pull in the fucking It's happening right now. I think he said they're having meetings in like closed rooms like oval offices laughing at everybody Yeah, I'm now I'm gonna rug pull the new rug pull than yeah, they're timing them. All right It is time guys to end the show with a special game Yes, they cry Yes, they cry Guess the crime It's guess that crime. Yeah, it's a little game. We like to play over on Florida man Friday at patreon.com slash hard factor Guess that crime and I've got a doozy for you to today I'd like you to meet First the mug shot of course. I'd like you to meet

39:31year C Yeah, I'm just making sure I'm saying right year C Machado Rivera 50 of Miami-Dade County mug shot first Oh, it's pissed. She's only got one earring and that's weird Oh good. Good. I was good. I so rip the other one out So that's year C and here's a pick from her Facebook. I think I believe Doer yeah, I fully ear earringed in that one and then of course here's you know, you're see And in front of judge Mindy Glazer on trial This this week and so judges famous Really yeah, she's she's a she's like a very popular like Online like judge that you can watch like clips of her in the courtroom and stuff. Yeah, okay Well, I oh dude wait till this one comes out. It's gonna be fucking insane Cuz I don't know if you can see the footage. I did not see it But what do you think

40:31Year C did to get that mug shot and trip in front of judge glazer on Monday night Monday evening you could say At the Royal Country mobile homes neighborhood on northwest 200th Terrace in Miami Try to set her neighbors trailer on fire Very very good rolls her car through a trailer. Oh Good guesses and also aside this place isn't half bad check it out. That's the Royal Country Mobile home park. Oh, it was there. Oh, yeah, yeah, not bad actually not bad at all Well, extremely hard to guess this one exactly on the nose fellas. She's facing burglary and battery charges after police say she threw a bucket of poop shit Human on her neighbor who she accused of sleeping with her husband Well, let's see even trade if she's right Yeah, the husband should have got some too half and half. Yeah, really these women should be taking it out on their husbands a lot of

41:33Yeah, a lot of these times yeah, um, and so here's this here's the situation with this guy's here's the kicker It's really now is not gonna want her No, well, I mean nobody It's and mark you got to understand what she sacrificed here being going to jail because they all live inside the same split trailer In this so it's a trailer that is split between them married couple and I'm guessing a single horny Not of not of not a super for not too young woman right uh, so that is their living area better start Save it up a shit bucket right away. Yeah, and so that's what she did yeah, and so she started shit dust and uh Shit that's years. He started shitting in a bucket right away right away. Yeah, yeah It's gonna happen. So do you want to take your revenge out right away or do you want to wait a month because Get ahead of it with the shit. Oh was was he fucking the neighbor Uh, nobody knows nobody has confirmed this was but but but I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna give to you

42:37Take it from to get a bucket of shit dump dump. Yeah, I mean she was she was she was sure in her mind. Yeah, yeah, she was sure I'll tell you this Surely he will be fucking her by the time she gets out of jail because I'm gonna give you a shit over if you can get over the imagery of the Why is she in jail? Oh? You mean before while his wife's in jail. Yeah, we the woman who had the shit thrown on her right Yeah, he'll be fucking her while his wife's in jail. Oh, she takes I would want to see her take a couple shots Like a cheese. No bath like a when you get crazy. Yeah, it's great. This skunk. Yeah. Yeah, she's gonna take a shower But they have now weeks together inside the cleaned up trailer Just let's go on if you walk them all alone You know while she's while she's in jail for this and so according to NBC six south florida here Exactly it tells on Monday evening Machado Rivera went to the victim side of the trailer and started banging on the door When the victim answered Machado Rivera stated Started accusing her of having sexual relationship with her husband. So immediately she goes over on the thing

43:40I guess she maybe found something on the husband's phone under like that Yeah, I don't she found something she goes over she's like bitch you're fucking my husband Machado Rivera then forced her way inside her to the wall. Yeah, that could be it. Yeah She then forced her way inside and threw a bucket containing human feces on the victim before leaving the defendant Stated to the witness that she pooped in a bucket to throw it in the victim's face the report said so so the You know apparently but you know the it was a slurry. Yeah She had been saving up the shit bucket as mark predicted and then multiple this unleashed it at the opportune moment Officers responded shit align. She drew on the bucket. She's like not until then Yeah, so it's either she found something at that moment or she hit the line on the bucket Yeah, and whichever came first that's what happened officers responded and spoke with Machado Rivera Who said she'd been trying to this is this is a part where it's weird

44:42So year see then she's she's talking to officers when they arrive on the scene She says she's been trying to get rid of a bucket of kaka That she's been using because her toilet was broken But then denied entering the neighbors side of the trailer at all or throwing the bucket of poop on her at all And then Machado Rivera also claimed that that's that's your see she she claimed that she had She and the neighbor were actually involved in a dispute over the smell of the shit bucket and said that the neighbor had hit her over the head with a bat And then I guess the neighbor then also threw the bucket of shit on herself This makes a lot more sense. I mean If your wife is Shitting in a bucket nobody nobody bought that story included the judge. Yeah, well if your wife is shitting Shitting inside a bucket in the house. You're gonna probably go elsewhere for you know, right? You're gonna lose some attraction. Yeah, when your wife is shitting in a bucket. You're definitely fucking your neighbor I'm sorry. That's also that's also why I think

45:45I'll say it if Mark won't say it. I mean come on. No, no, but what I'm saying no, no, what I'm saying is a very So repulsed by his wife. It's gonna be hard for him to get over the imagery of his repulsive life shit on his mistress No, but he knows how mad she is at her now. It's almost gonna make it more because now he's dead I wouldn't have sex with anyone that had a bucket of shit dumped on him. He's getting divorced No, no, he's done. This is if the if the man is going to go on the lake she needs to swim in the lake for a long time I'm gonna go with the girl who got shit on and dump girl who shit. Oh, he's not going back to his wife I'm not saying that she's done. However, she's tested with her. She might have done the only move that could keep this guy off of she could but these guys are in their 50s mark I think that your standards are so much lower by that. Yeah, they're not looking very far obviously for For love. Yeah, exactly. He's fucking the girl in the trail and the other half of the trailer Yeah Yeah, I mean, I mean he's he's a dog and if he wasn't fucking her now he is

46:47Crazy Guess what if he wasn't fucking her and which is very possible now he definitely is Because no, they cleaned out the thing he probably hosed her down like West said vinegar tomato sauce Hosed her down and then oiled her up right afterwards, you know hosed. They're all down Yes, right. Yeah, she's the delousing Yeah, I mean, they do they have weeks together in the trailer now get the louse While she sits there and she's net and then she's gonna go viral on this ladies show judge judge glazer So Yeah, no, it's a bad situation for year C I'm a desperate play by year C I stood if if your husband wasn't cheating it was the biggest cell phone of all time Of all time I want to hear the evidence now The cheating if the husband wasn't cheating and then shows up married to the other chick I mean, this is just she has it's the most hoisted on your own pertard anybody has ever been

47:47Yeah, although it's much more likely the husband was fucking the girl that lives in the other half of the trailer and so yeah Right like I said your wife starts to live in the bucket you you're allowed to fuck anything you want That lives one secret the way With you us. Yeah, no. Yeah, I'm gonna talk to about talk to my wife about that tonight in fact just say hey You know Just as you know, I yeah, yeah, she starts hitting on a bucket Look elsewhere for love She's like she's complaining about the smell of the shit bucket no kidding. I believe that part. Yeah Everyone was complaining about the smell of the shit bucket that lived in that split level Yeah, she's just year she's just a gigantic liar and then everybody was like all the witnesses had the same story And then years he was like no she attacked me with a bat and then I hit her with the premeditated shit bucket and I threw more in myself Exactly, I don't even think she had any shit on her. She's just I had her earring ripped out That's it. Yeah, you're she's just an idiot

48:49Yeah, who probably was getting cheated on though, so yeah, yeah, but that should bucket should have voted for the husband Yeah, she played it all wrong here. She's how I'm gonna. She played it all wrong That's gonna be a felony in some sort probably because that's it. That's a lot of shit on a person So human shit. That's got it the people aren't that's gonna not gonna sit on my own passage kind of killed her Yeah, it's a situation you smallest about kind of killed her. I'm telling you this is just to start this one's gonna you're gonna hear about this one Shit bucket. All right. Okay, uh That's the show. Thank you for listening. Remember go to patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more But most importantly get out there and have a great fucking day Later You're not gonna be a dictator. Are you I said no no no other than day one How did Donald Trump turn the presidency into a king? Well, it didn't start with him It was the goal of a decades-long master plan when the president does it. It is not illegal I'm the decider and I decide what is best where they won't act I will I'm David Sarota from the lever on our new season of the award-winning master plan podcast

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