Buys and Sells of the baseball season

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Is this hard for you to listen to

because Garrett Sous was designated for assignment?

Oh, no, no, I'll still ride with it.

He's still got a chance to come back.

Well, I guess.

We all better hope.

I mean, what are we going to do without him?

I mean, the chief vibes,

so we're still holding out hope for him.

Who is?

We?

Haven't we evolved past the need for Garrett's stuff?

Is it some of us?

Some of us.

He asked me.

It's just a $300 million team.

You asked me who I said.

We, like, I don't know the body.

I just said we.

We?

Yeah.

We as a people.

We as a people are not clamoring for the return.

It feels like it is.

It feels like it's a problem.

I'll probably go back to AAA and be an iron pig.

There's no plan for it.

There's no plan for it.

There's no plan for it.

It feels like it's a clamor.

It feels like it from where are you?

From all over the place.

Uh-huh.

How do we evolve past the need for a DJ in the clubhouse?

Evolved is a word that we don't use a whole lot around.

That's true.

We devolve.

We devolve.

I think many listeners say that.

I mean, I, I, I evolve.

I, I do have an evolve.

You, you devolve and shrink.

I, I, I have not.

I have evolved.

That feels like a good question for the audience one day.

Has it evolved or devolved?

Joining WIP.

I've gotten a lot better at certain things in my, in my life.

See how, you know, don't say everything that comes in mind readily.

I've been working on that.

Ain't had a whole lot of Twitter beat.

That's evolution.

But that is.

But in terms of evolving as a talk show host.

In some ways you have.

In some ways.

In some ways, you're getting stuck in mud.

During one of our interviews today and didn't tell any more.

Well, I couldn't.

I couldn't.

No, no, it's not that.

I was just read like this.

But that, the problem is that you, you put yourself in a spot

to giggle and not be able to tell.

I popped, I popped on my, my Twitter feed.

I just started looking at comments and things.

And I just started that.

We told you to get out of the comments section.

All comments.

That was some me people though.

It was some me cats actually.

All right.

You know what people might be getting at it.

These are the Matt Love.

I don't, I don't know what we're going to hear.

Kyle's got some overunders.

Some buy sells to throw us.

Kyle, let's hear it.

So some of these are for lines that we got from actual sports books.

Some of these are just completely made up in my head.

All Kyle Quinn line.

Yeah, Kyle Quinn line.

All right.

Let me do not even a line.

I'll just ask you, okay.

Better chance to win the rookie of the year award.

Justin Crawford, Andrew Painter.

Justin Crawford, yeah.

Wow, really?

I think it's going to be because of this.

He has a real path to playing every single day.

I think just naturally position players have more of an advantage

because they just put up, you know,

when they're pitted against each other, right?

MVP or a rookie of the year.

It's not like Sai Young.

It's not like it's separate for the pitcher in the header.

So I give that like up usually to the position player.

And I think his defense and base running

are going to give him some value that people will look at and say,

wow, especially if he has an eye popping number.

If he steals 40 bases.

And I need to see it with Painter.

I mean, he was not good at triple A last year.

Yeah, and it was, you know, it was like he was really hot.

And then we stopped talking about him.

And then he struggled a little bit.

So yeah, I will go across it as well.

Okay, well, both of us.

All right.

All right, Phillies finish the season with over or under

one and a half starting pitchers top five Sai Young voting.

It's over.

I'm going to say under.

It's that's really hot.

I mean, that's too out of it.

Let's just put some guys that we know we're going to be

the bar hyder.

Right, so we're just going to reserve a spot for ball schemes, right?

Let's just put them in there.

He's the best pitcher in the national league.

Oh, you told mine okay.

So that only leaves four spots in the whole league.

And that, I mean, look, we haven't mentioned a Dodgers pitcher.

I mean, whether it be Yamamoto,

Otani has talked about trying to get a Sai Young this year.

So I mean, I just going to put a Dodgers pitcher.

That's going to finish top five.

Skins, a Dodgers pitcher.

I mean, that doesn't leave much wiggle room for anybody else in

the national league.

Logan Web is an excellent pitcher.

The brewers always seem to have big arms.

I know I'm acclaimed for the mats.

If he's healthy, might kind of just come out of nowhere here to be good.

Yeah, I'm going to say one.

I'm going to say one here.

All right, you got two or one.

Well, over over under one and a half.

I'm going to say Luzillo.

And I'm going to go Sanchez.

So you got two.

I got two.

So you go over.

I said over.

I said, I said, yeah, John.

Yeah, I think it's a matter of two of the three Sanchez-Luzardo

maybe Wheeler Wheeler might be a stretch.

But that would probably be the path there.

All right, let's stick with the pitchers.

Stick with Zach Wheeler.

Coming off of the TOS.

Over or under three earned run average this season.

I'm going to go over.

No, I don't think it's four.

And I don't think it's.

Yeah, but it's going to be it's I think he's going to struggle a little bit.

He might struggle.

I'm yeah, I think we had we see a little bit a little bit different.

Now he was in the twos, right?

Two eights to sevens.

He's been a two probably two three maybe at some point with the Phillies.

But he's also a few years here where he was in the threes.

If I had a guest right now, I don't know, between three three and three five,

something like that.

I mean, he's usually a two plus C are like a in the twos.

But I don't I mean, that's why I said it at three because I'm not I'm not trying to

set the expectations at normal Zach Wheeler.

Yeah, but I think three is a solid number.

The three.

Look, if he pitchers two or two, a three or a I would take that in a heartbeat.

It's especially just considering we don't know, right?

We haven't seen a pitch at the big league since last year.

So I'll go over, but not much over.

Okay.

And here you said over to.

Yes, okay.

I'll do another pitcher.

Aranola over under four.

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Over.

Over.

But that feels bad.

Well, I mean, if he's under for my goodness.

Yeah.

This rotate, I mean, one of the first things throughout us were, you know,

multiple guys in the top five of the side.

Young, now we're talking, and you said the ERA of, or maybe the number three starter,

whatever we think wheeler is going to be when he comes back,

just based on this rotation at three.

Yeah.

You know, if Nolan goes under four,

this road, it's the best rotation in baseball.

If that's the four starter and he's under a four-era, it's incredible.

Yeah, and that gives you something to be excited about.

But like I said, not trying to be the Debbie Downer,

but pitching had like that has not been the Achilles heels for this team.

No, but it needs to be the strength.

Yeah, definitely though.

Yeah, I got you.

So we were out of six ERA,

or Nolan had a six ERA last year.

But usually, I mean, he goes back and forth, right?

He's pretty inconsistent.

It'll be three, two, eight, four, six, three, three, two, five, four, six, three, five, seven.

So like he hovers, he goes back and forth from that, that four number.

So he does.

Yeah, if it, look, if it's four, it's probably one, four, two, four, three,

and if he goes 30 starts with a low fours,

I'll take that.

I could see a high threes.

It's a good, no, the season.

That's a good one.

All right, I'll give you one more.

And then we'll do some more ether few calls here.

Bryce Harper, are you buying or selling this?

Bryce Harper finishes top three NL MVP voting.

I'm buying.

I'm buying.

Hold that line.

Hold the line.

Hold the line.

There you go.

Hold the line.

Finish you on a positive note.

Three top three.

Top three.

Top three is big.

So it'll be an optimistic man.

It's spring.

It's out by the spring.

Spring's a journal.

It's a whole spring.

The turn is open a day.

It starts.

Well, all right.

So if we're doing the top three thing,

we're just basically saying we know the top three right now.

Isn't it Otani and Soto?

Just pencil those two.

Yeah, Bryce.

And then Bryce is the third.

Yeah, we go.

Well, that's not about right.

Well, it looks.

Even if he finishes third and there were those two guys

who wanted to.

That'd be great.

If he's on their level.

Yeah, that's an elite season.

Of course it is.

I mean, those guys are basically just a lock

for like a 950 OPS and plus.

And then obviously Otani's going to pitch too,

which means he's just going to win the MVP again.

But if he's top three, man, that's a bounce back season.

All right, we'll get to some more by cells

and overrunners.

First though, Lewis is in Florida up on WIP.

Good afternoon, Lewis.

Joe, you Kyle.

Happy opening day.

Happy opening day.

What a day it is, Lewis.

You know, we're all not overrunner.

My hot cake is Aaron Noah's going to be under

three, seven, five.

That's some.

It's probably one of the better years he's had

in the last four years if he gets to that.

That sounds pretty good.

If Lewis, if we have a number four starter

under a three, seven, five, the array,

it's the best rotation in baseball.

It's kiss the baby time.

It is kiss the baby.

We haven't heard.

We haven't heard kiss the baby as much.

It's been a while.

Yeah, like that.

Wow.

Yeah, no baby.

You would you get your parlay in for today?

No, I'm working on that.

You know, I'm trying to see what it would

is going to look like today,

but I feel like a,

I like bomb home run.

Filly's when I like I like bomb home run.

That's that that's to get the juices flowing just a little bit.

Yeah, it's just opening days.

Yeah, it's opening days.

That's it.

I mean, he's got to take over on the Sanchez straight out tonight.

You got to take a breakout candidate.

Boom.

I mean, no, excuse me.

Y'all stop.

For two plus bases.

Oh, I like that.

Maybe we throw a stolen base in there.

Would Crawford or Stod?

First day, though.

Yeah, oh, Crawford gets on base.

You think he's not running?

Well, it's you know what you're, you're right.

You're right.

Stod the base.

That might, that might be doable.

Seems like you're afraid of the stolen base.

Well, no, I'm, I'm just saying it's the first game.

Yeah, first game.

I'm not saying that he's not off and running.

Okay, I'm with you.

I'm, hey, listen, scared.

I don't make money, Joe.

That's right.

So what do you feel about this team, Lewis?

What's your win prediction?

I'm going to go with 97.

That's a big one.

That's, that's a big of a number.

We had someone in the hundreds earlier,

but for the most part,

97, you know, the top of the line, which, Lewis,

that would be the most wins this group has had

in any of these years together.

I feel good.

If for all the, the jimbrones that are going with,

wake me up, wake me up in October,

stay home when the parade is.

I like that.

Yeah, you know, and I just don't get it.

Lewis, good phone call, man.

And we appreciate it, Joe.

But I just, I can't go into a season like that

because every year is its own thing.

Yeah, they have a lot of the same players.

Not with you.

And look, the way we're going to feel about the team

will evolve over the course of the year,

just because you're excited today.

I mean, you are tomorrow, the next day or the next day.

And just because you are, you know, skeptical right now.

Doesn't mean they can't win you over.

That's, that's what these seasons are.

We all go in excited.

We all go in feeling optimistic

that all the question marks will go the right way.

And then, that's how we get to May, June, July.

It'll change, right?

They will get good, good answers.

Or we'll get answers like, uh-oh,

we need an L fielder or we need a pitcher,

or whatever, relief pitcher.

And, um, and we'll react accordingly.

All right, here I am looking at some of the numbers, if you-

I am too.

I'm looking at the, uh, some of the, uh, you know,

the parles that they already have set up for you.

I'm looking at those.

Do you want to know some of the Phillies numbers

against Nathan Evalde,

the starting pitcher today for the Texas Rangers?

Ooh, let's talk about it.

All right, so Bryce has had a good career off of Evalde.

He's, uh, had 24 at bats.

He has hit a home run,

33 batting average,

929 OPS.

So he's, he's seen Evalde quite a bit.

Um, they used to be in this,

I think Evalde was a Marlin when he was young,

and Bryce was a national,

so obviously same division.

So he's seen him a lot and has good numbers.

So the two guys that have the best numbers

off of Evalde are Real Muto and Harper,

just to keep that in mind for you.

Real Muto and Harper best numbers.

You know what, Bryce has to be in my parlet for that.

Well, I'm after the way you've talked about it.

Yeah, he got to be.

So I'm, I'm gonna go Bryce.

I'm gonna take Bryce.

I got to take bone.

I got to.

Well, you don't, I mean,

I mean, you listen, you don't know how you do.

Hold the line, you'll,

I'm saying, if I'm put the bowl prediction out there,

man, I gotta believe in my God of first game out.

So we'll go him and bone home runs.

I got fill these money line.

You know, me, I'm a money line guy.

What else we doing?

Gotta put, who else am I putting in there?

I don't know.

Say just six and a half.

That's the right.

This is going great.

What do you say?

What do you say?

That ain't good?

No, I mean, it's a fun parley.

I think I always just workshopped

and that you workshopped in this on the air with us.

Oh, no, I am.

I am workshopped in on the air.

Yeah, we got you.

Yeah, we got you.

I've radio.

Yeah, no, you know how I am.

Yeah, I know.

Just the Crawford like what?

Single double?

What, what we got?

What we got?

I wouldn't.

Okay, a hit?

Yeah, a hero.

I wouldn't go, I wouldn't get too crazy

with the extra bass hits.

I mean, he's a hero.

Okay, okay.

Just a hit.

Let's just take a deep breath.

Let's go to Terrence.

It's free.

What's up, Terrence?

Slow down, play, boy.

It was so cold.

What's up, man?

Terrence, what's going on?

Now, first of all,

92 wins.

Okay.

92 wins.

And my both prediction is

Crawford and Pinter will have the,

there will be the new young guys

kind of like how Cooper and Quenya was.

Pinter will have nine wins

and Crawford will have 16-home runs.

16-home runs.

16-home runs, though.

16, I don't know if he hit 16

in his whole minor league career.

That would be a power surge here, Terrence.

We have an impact this year.

Now, I'll tell you this.

If he had 16-home runs,

along with the defense,

we think he could play in center field

and the bass running,

he's going to win the rookie of the year

or be right there with a few of the other,

you know, top players.

That's where I'm putting them.

That's where I'm putting them, though.

Rookie of the year.

And guys, what nip in October?

How many times we get full with this, man?

And we end up playing the fool.

And these guys,

they make the run during a regular season.

And then we see the same thing in the playoffs.

Guys, right now,

this is Kyle Swarves team.

I don't care what nobody says.

The last couple of years,

he has been the best player.

To me, my buddy's done all these blood transfusions

and all the other stuff.

He's letting us know right there, guy,

that his body is not the same.

That's how he, that's a player

that knows he's in decline.

If you have to do all these extra things

to get his body revved up for his season.

And do we see Swarves doing that kind of stuff?

No, we don't see that.

And Bryce Harper was born here for power.

He was born here to bring that big bet.

And he hasn't had the last couple of years.

That has been Kyle Swarves guys.

Kyle Swarves has had these crazy runs

hitting the home runs.

He has had Magnificent.

The last year, we could say it's best season ever.

Oh, yeah.

For sure.

Right now, we all put the pressure on the Harper

when the guys collapse.

What Swarves is, we could say there are one A

and one B pretty much.

Because these guys are both,

they're both from the start of the team.

They want to keep, keep, keep, keep, keep a G.

They're both from the start of the team.

So guys, I said we have an October,

because this reason right here,

we got a long season, guys.

We don't know about injuries.

We don't know about none of that stuff.

We don't know if these guys, they,

the last couple of years, they had the picture.

They had the picture.

And this year, I thought the picture

has gotten even better.

So it's going to come down again, guys.

Can we win these close games?

Can we win the mental games?

Can we win the fielding, fielding plays?

Are we able to do that stuff to get us over the hump?

Because last year, I don't feel like it was so much tougher.

I feel like it was more on the players,

not being the mental edge and being,

not not scared of the Dodgers,

but having like a mental, mental flops against the Dodgers.

So guys, it's going to be, this year,

it's going to be waiting until October.

I want to see how these guys perform.

And what, one quick thing, guys, on that, on Diana Rossini.

I'm a human.

I hope she's right about this A-Day's trade.

Because if it doesn't happen,

let me go look at this season.

I'm not taking the whole Diana Rossini.

It's going to be bad, Joe.

It's going to look bad on her,

on her end if this trade doesn't go through.

No, but if it does, it's going to look bad on here.

It's not, not, not, not, this is where,

it's not going to look.

It's not where he's reputation.

No, it's not, I don't think it's going to look bad.

It's not, it's not going to affect her,

like in any kind of way.

This is, this is what she does, man.

I mean, you're right about it.

And she's been, like, anything,

everything that Diana Rossini is doing is,

she has the right to, because she is plugged in.

And her job is to work for her.

And that's her job.

I am, I am, it's not so much her,

it's just how I feel about it,

because she does a hell of a job.

So I never want to get on here and make anybody think

that I'm poo-pooing the job that she makes.

That is definitely not it.

This is just the way that I feel about the situation.

She does a hell of a job.

Well, it also in every trade discussion,

or rumor, right?

It takes two to tango.

So, if I had to guess, and this is just my guess,

that she's probably heard a lot of things from AJ's camp,

right, and maybe about how he feels,

what's could might happen, what they want to have happen,

just, I'm just guessing that maybe she hears things

through that part of the story.

You, none of that matters if how he just says no, right?

If how he just says no and doesn't trade him,

you can hear anything.

And it's, well, you know, it doesn't matter.

It's all a very, very fluid situation.

All right, can we get a few more of these by cells

over under Sir Kyle?

All right, I know where he's going to go with this one.

Okay.

Over under 20 homeruns for boom.

Over.

Well, yeah, I mean, you had no choice.

Oh, yeah.

I'm not here.

You know, I've heard this, man, this.

What more curious about Joe's?

It's an under.

Come on.

Under 20 for contract, your boom.

How many times have you hit more than 20?

He's, how many times you've been in contract here, Joe?

Well, that's, that's a fair point.

And he got a girlfriend that he, he's been helpful.

No, that, that doesn't help anything.

That doesn't matter.

I mean, he's going to turn to corner.

She's going to be like, I believe in you, Alan.

Does that have to work?

Yes, that in my mind.

How about they all get girlfriends

or go in the world seriously?

If it's that easy, I believe in you so much.

Yeah, he's had exactly 20 homeruns one time.

Yeah, well, I, I, I, I keep on going.

Contract, your boom.

Contract.

You make it sound like that's so easy.

Yeah, I do.

It's, it's, it's making sound like I can go out there and do that.

It is insane that I set the number to 20

and that's the most he's ever been.

No, see, you see that's your problem.

You play too much.

I'll do that.

That is, that is not funny.

Is that the only thing he's getting out of hand?

He's getting out of hand.

He's getting out of hand.

He's getting out of hand.

That was like, no, it was I was looking down

and somebody banged on the side.

We have unruly fans of Citizens Bank Park.

Are the skates open yet?

Close.

They let anybody in this place.

Unbelievable.

All right, go ahead.

All right, 30 homers for Adolescarcia.

Under.

That's a lot.

That sounds like a lot.

Yeah, it's funny, though.

He's got way more power than both of them.

Yeah, even though he, he, he, he really,

he did leg day, but he,

all right, we're getting under 20 from Bowman,

under 30 from Garcia.

What, we're not going to be a big homerotter.

I give Garcia 22 to 25 soundbub.

That feels right.

Yeah, 30.

That feels about 30.

All right, no, I'm going under.

All right, stop, 295 batting us.

See, now we're getting to the other.

That's your guy over.

That feels lost.

Oh, store store.

At second base, waves of the crowd.

Here at Citizens Bank Park.

Are we going to give a bump?

I always feel this happens with the team

that hosts the All-Star game.

Like that city votes more.

You ever notice that like the team

that hosts the All-Star game typically has more starters

that year than like other years.

Because it's this, yeah, it's their city.

So are we, are we going to make a push?

Are we going to try to get our guys

into the All-Star game to start?

To represent?

I believe so.

Now, okay, another part of that question.

Are we going to do it fairly

or are we going to be the silly fan base

that just votes everybody in,

even if they don't deserve to go.

Silly fan base.

Yeah.

So you're saying like if boom is, just use boom.

If boom is clearly not deserving,

am I going to look up after the first round of balding

and he's going to be leading at their base?

Yes.

All right, listen, if you did,

I'm okay with that.

If we want to do this as a station and a fan base,

just vote all the fillies in.

Yeah.

I will join in.

I just want to make sure I'm the same page.

Yeah, we're going to be voting, yeah.

All right, let me give you a couple more.

These are actual lines.

No more Kyle Quinn lines.

Bryce Harper, home runs.

26 and a half.

Over.

Over.

Yeah.

I'm ready to go.

You're a hesitate.

No, because listen, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

I was thinking, I was trying to say,

that's a lot of damn home runs for one baseball squad.

Well, that's good though.

I mean, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Well, if you're going under for boom and Garcia,

then take somebody's got to hit him runs.

That's what that's what I'm saying.

That's fine.

I'm okay with that.

I was just thinking of my mind,

because we haven't even talked about Schwarble's home run.

He's next.

Do you want his number?

Over.

Yes, good.

Schwarble is at 41 and a half.

I'm over.

Yeah.

Now, I don't think he's going to 56 again.

That that might have been.

Yeah, but he probably go over.

Yeah, but since he's gotten here, his lowest maybe 38.

And so what we looking at, like,

but he's been close to 200, we've, we've, we've, we've,

we're close to like 200.

Well, that's what you're 30 from.

That's what I'm saying.

That's why I was trying to do the math.

The quick math, that's a lot of damn home runs.

That we, if we hit that many home runs, maybe going to world.

How many home runs did they hit last year?

Don't know.

Well, they had 56 from Schwarble,

so that obviously carried the day of whatever they did.

Bryce hit 27 last year.

I don't know if they had another 20 home run guy last year.

That, they did not.

So as a team last year, they hit two 12 last year here.

Two 12 lessons.

OK, so that's not too long.

But that's not too long.

Yeah, that's not OK.

Well, it's not bad.

That's not bad.

OK, we're out there home runs.

Yeah, OK, two 12.

So I'm, I was thinking that was a little lofty.

So tell my boy, like, 250, like, as a squad.

It's a big number.

Yeah, I'm, I'm being lofty.

It's, it's open a day, man.

If they had 250 home runs, and their starting pitch

restates out there, they're going to win 100 games.

250 home runs.

Yeah, a lot of home runs.

He was racking up those home runs.

I feel, I'm feeling optimistic.

And I just put my parlay in there.

Ooh, if I hit this parlay, boy, y'all

going to be a tell me, no, I'm going to be living high on the

home.

What's the payout?

Like $100, like $135.

You had to do the 50 to 1?

Yeah, I put the $2 down and got me $135.

Wow, that even, you even did better than 50 to that.

Yeah, look at me.

You know, I'll do that.

What are, what are the legs?

What do you got?

I got Bryce Harper, home run.

Home run.

Alec Bonne.

Home run.

Home run.

Philly's Moneyline.

Justin Crawford, a quarter hit.

That's it?

That's it.

$135.

$36.

That's not bad.

$136.

The Bonne home run is going to be a little challenging.

You're going to get it on first at bat.

You've seen him in the spring?

Kyle, listen.

Send an amendment to Frenchies.

Let me hear you.

Kyle, listen.

Offer who?

Kyle, listen.

It's opening day.

Kyle, go on drill.

Hope, see, I feel, I feel,

Mike, don't laugh at that.

Mike has a lead on laugh at that.

Don't laugh at that.

That's not fun.

Is he even a big leader in the world where is he doing this?

This is opening day.

It's pitching for Canada.

It's opening day.

It starts with Texas.

And I'm feeling, I'm feeling good about the day.

Kyle, watch the last season, by the way,

pitch to a 6.07 year old.

We are, we are going, we are going to draw today.

Six runs, six runs a day.

At least six runs.

Listen, I'm excited to have Ike spike in here,

but this is going to turn into the Alec Bones show,

because we know Ike loves Bones.

I mean, in our fantasy baseball,

we were a lot of three keepers.

He likes Bones.

He likes Bones.

Yeah, he loves Bones.

He's a Bones ball.

He kept Alec Bones with fantasy baseball.

Who does that?

I agree.

I know, he's the biggest Bones family I've ever seen.

I agree, but he's being challenged.

I'm excited about today, man.

I am really, I am really excited about today.

I think it's going to be a big day for the Phillies today.

Hit the ground running.

It starts with Texas.

It literally does.

It literally and figuratively starts with Texas.

2-1-5-5-9-2-94-94.

That is how you hop.

All right, the afternoon show, guys,

we're going to join us in the booth here

as citizen's bank park next.

We'll take your phone call as well.

Your bowl predicts for the season.

I'm going to stop.

Starts the All-Star game.

Hughes got boom for 30.

30.

Hit 11 last year.

Jump into 30.

According to Hugh Douglas, 91 wins for me.

95 for Hugh.

And where do you come down to the level?

Exciting.

Is it, I can't wait for this as we get to opening

today or are you one of those?

And it's OK.

We'll talk through it.

If you are one of those wake, be up in October fans.

2-1-5-5-9-2-9-4-9-4-9-4-9.

And face the team right now.

Best player, the guy.

I think it's Shorber.

I think Shorber's overtaken Harper

is that guy on this team.

He still thinks it is Bryce Harper.

Your phone calls on all this.

2-1-5-5-9-2-9-4-9-4.

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