It’s time for another wildly awkward and hilarious round of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show—where saying what you actually want is completely off-limits. Will takes on one of the toughest challenges yet: calling his wife while she’s at her very serious job as a lawyer and trying to convince her to drop everything and meet him… using only celebrity names as innuendo. No dirty talk. No being blunt. Just pure chaos. 🎬
Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!
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It's time for another call of booty.
I love where you have to call up your significant mother
or whoever you want and see if you can get them
to leave what they're doing right now to meet you for a booty call.
And it's not dirty.
You can't say anything blunt or tell them exactly
what you want them to meet you for.
We give you a theme to use as a new window we've had.
Disney movies.
Yeah.
Bad board games and things like that.
It's always an hilarious phone call to see if the person
they're calling can understand what they're trying to talk about.
And right now Will is on the phone to do a call of booty.
Will you want to call your wife Mackenzie?
Yeah, that's what I wanted to do.
I'd love this.
Okay.
The segment I've been listening to it.
And I want to I want to do one with my wife.
So where is she right now?
What is she doing during the day?
She's a lawyer.
She works a lot.
A serious office.
Yes.
Okay.
So she's like actually probably very busy than if she's a lawyer.
Always.
Yeah.
Do you think that she'll actually leave her job right now
to come and meet you for a call of booty?
I don't know, man.
She's really busy.
She's got meetings all the time.
And she, she's a bit high strong, but she's a lawyer now.
So I guess I could see that.
So you need this.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're looking for a challenge.
That's why you're doing this call in the first place.
You just want the challenge of getting her to come home.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Let's see what happens.
But like she's got a lot of meetings today.
And I, I know it'll annoy the **** out of her.
And I'm sorry.
That brings you joy.
Oh, no.
Get ready for the couch, bro.
Yeah.
Help you really.
Right.
Well, but if you can actually get convinced her to come home,
that's pretty cool.
Then if you're saying that she's kind of like that.
It would be great for everybody.
I think we'll just put her in a better mood and make her feel proud.
All right.
Well, like I said, you're about to call your wife to do a call of booty
and see if you'll get her to leave her job right now.
She's a lawyer.
So she's at the office.
And you can't say anything dirty.
You can't be blunt.
We give you a topic to use as a new window.
And today we'll celebrity names.
Oh, so you have to use celebrity names to try to get her to leave.
I don't even really know how you do that.
But you think you're up for the challenge?
I'll give it a shot.
I think I know enough.
I watch a lot of movies.
You know enough celebrity names?
Yeah, let's do this.
I think I can handle it.
Okay.
Look at that.
All right.
And we'll be able to talk to you without her hearing us until we come on the phone
and let her know that we're there.
So we can try to feed you some celebrity names if we need to as well.
Do you get stuck?
Oh, perfect.
Will is on the phone.
And he's about to call his wife, Mackenzie, who is a lawyer working at a law office right
now and see if she'll leave her job to come meet him for a call of booty.
And remember, you can't be dirty.
It's completely family friendly.
We give you a topic to use as a new window.
You have to see a first, they can understand what you're talking about when you call them.
And if they'll actually leave their job to meet you for a call of booty.
And today, Will is going to call his wife, but he can only use celebrity names
as the new window for what he wants to do.
Will, are you about ready to go?
Let's do this.
All right.
Here we go.
This is Mackenzie.
Hey, babe.
Oh.
It's Will.
Hey.
Hey, were you calling me from this number's blocked?
Oh, that's weird.
I'm not sure why.
How's your day going?
Oh, there's this new client that I've been telling you about actually, the divorce case.
And she's just bad.
Crazy.
Wow.
Somehow, she thinks she's just going to get away with everything when she's the one who was cheating
with her Pilates instructor.
Wow, babe.
I don't know how you do it.
Honestly, I was just trying to see if you wanted to get out of there right now.
Get out of where?
Leave work.
Wait.
What's going on is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's fine.
I just wanted to see if maybe you wanted to, you know, Jake Gyllenhaal me.
What?
Yeah, you know, like, put out of work and maybe we get Ben Affleck for a while.
Get Affleck?
Yeah, you know, just get a little Ben Affleck.
And I'll even mad Damon, you if you're lucky.
Babe, what the f*** are you talking about?
Please, sweetie, baby.
Please pay attention, okay?
Yeah, but you're making absolutely no sense.
And I've got a meeting with another client about 15 minutes.
Well, then leave after the meeting.
Look, it's been a while since we Timothy Shalamage, you know?
I'm just here at home.
Did you hear a Matthew McConaughey, my Kate Blanchett, you know?
Oh!
You're saying it's been a while since we Timothy Shalamage, like the actor from the Marty Supreme
What? You want to watch movies?
No, I want to make movies.
I'm sitting here thinking of getting Sidney Sweeney with you for a lunch.
Get it?
Come on!
Getting Sidney Sweeney for lunch?
Like, are you saying to celebrities, like for no reason, what is going on?
Trying to get you to understand, I'm saying those to mean something else.
Come on, don't you want to get all nasty Natalie Portman with me?
Oh my gosh.
I get what you're saying now.
It's so weird, but I get it.
It sounds like you want me to come home and like f***.
Whoa!
And yeah, I don't know.
Whoa!
Am I right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't mean to be so explicit there.
I just wanted you to Morgan, my Freeman.
No, that one sounds weird.
Like, I want the opposite of that.
You want a Brad Pittet?
That is an angel to him.
Look, I told you I have a meeting in half 15 minutes.
So if you can get here in five, like we have enough time to just lock the conference room door.
Hey, hey.
Mackenzie.
Wow, Mackenzie.
What's going on here?
This is a radio show.
It's called the Jubal Show.
My name is Jubal.
Hi, Mackenzie.
I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
You've been on the phone?
Yeah, we do a segment called Call of Booty where you call your significant other and see if you can get them to leave work to meet you for a Call of Booty.
But you can only use themes that we tell you to use so that it's not dirty.
And you're about to business.
You're into that bad Brad Pitting.
It sounds like real succeeded.
Yeah, thanks.
That's my baby.
I love it.
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