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Time for another call of booty.
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Second, where you have to call your significant other,
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and try to get them to leave work
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to meet you for a booty call.
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But you can't say anything dirty,
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and it's all based off of a topic that we give you,
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where you have to use in your window.
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We'll tell you what today's topic isn't just a second,
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but let's meet Sabrina,
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who said she wants to do a call of booty today.
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Sabrina, who do you want to call today?
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I really want to call my husband Alex.
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Do you want to call your husband
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to see if you can get him to leave work for a call of booty?
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And do you think he's actually going to do it?
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I don't think he's going to do it,
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because he's one of the rules,
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but I'm excited to try.
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He works in an office in an insurance company.
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Oh, he's an insurance sales person.
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So he's like serious kind of?
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Yeah, he's serious and he's also a little more on the awkward side.
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So it'll be interesting to see.
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So there's like a lot of people in his office
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like really close to him.
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Is this something you guys do?
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Do you prank each other often?
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We do little prank here and there,
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but this probably will take to kick.
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If he leaves though,
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this could be more than just, you know, playing around.
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Have you ever done anything like that during the day before?
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Or is this going to be kind of out of the blue?
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This is definitely going to be out of the blue.
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And how do you think he'll react?
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I think he's probably going to say,
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And then he's probably honestly won't like,
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Um, he's like a big rule fall or so.
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So the hard part will be trying to get him to first figure out what you're talking about.
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I'm going to give you a topic here in a second that you have to use as a new window,
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to be anything dirty.
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You've just got to basically talk about the thing that we give you in a way
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that hopefully gets him to realize that you're trying to get him to leave work
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to meet you for a call of booty.
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Um, how are you with Disney?
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I'm pretty good with Disney.
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I feel like I'm the one with characters.
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So Disney movies, Disney characters, Disney sayings.
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Anything Disney, I think.
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You think you can think you have enough Disney references to try to get him to realize
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that you want him to leave work for a call of booty without him buying tickets for you guys
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to go to Disneyland.
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I mean, honestly, no problem.
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No promises for tickets, because you might just be at any point.
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But, um, I think I, I think I know a lot of references.
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I think, well, I think we'll be good.
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Is he a Disney fan at all?
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He is a Disney fan too.
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That's why I'm like, he might just be on the computer immediately buying tickets, like
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What's the tagline for Disney?
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It's a wonderful world.
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Happy is place on earth.
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How did I forget that?
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Well, there you are.
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Sabrina, you're the happiest place on earth.
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If you had to give a percentage of the chance that you think he'll actually leave work to
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meet you for a call of booty based on you calling him and making only Disney references
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in order to get him to leave.
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I think probably, like, like, 40%, maybe 45%, I think it's it, then, like, 50, but I don't
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But the chances of him hanging up on you.
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Um, he's usually not like, I mean, if someone's like walking by in his thoughts just a
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talk to him, probably, like, chances are, like, 90%.
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That should never be a percentage.
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I don't care what's going on.
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Your husband should never hang up on you under any circumstances.
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I have a saying that being a divorcee, I know what got me there.
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Well, you're just joining us for today's call of booty.
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I love when you say that every time.
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Sabrina is on the phone and she's about to call her husband who works as an insurance sales
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person in an office to see if he'll leave work right now for a loody call.
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Except she can't say anything dirty or be blunt about anything.
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She has to do it all using Disney references.
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Sabrina, are you ready to go?
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I'm ready to go wish me luck.
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We're going to dial his phone number right now.
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And then you can see if you can get him to figure out what you're talking about.
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And then also get him to leave work for a call of booty.
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And then we'll jump in to save you if you need it.
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Hello, this is Alex speaking.
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I was just about to text you.
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Man, she has been a real **** today.
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I was just calling because I wanted to see if you can maybe get out of there for a little while.
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I mean, like, you know, we've worked early, maybe.
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What are you all right?
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I just thought I could take you to the Magic Kingdom.
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You want to go to Disneyland right now?
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I just need my Mufasa right now.
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Or, um, if you're feeling bad, you can be my scar.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Are you not at work?
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Hikuna Matata means no worries.
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And I left work early.
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And my Minnie Mouse is home all by herself.
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You don't want Minnie to have to rub the genie lamp all by herself, do you?
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How many of those gummies did you eat?
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You want me to, like, order you a pizza or something?
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I want you to leave work right now.
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Uh, Dippity Boppity do.
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You want a Dippity Boppity do?
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Why don't you just say that?
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Why don't you sing on the weird Disney stuff?
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It's a role-playing stuff we were talking about.
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No, no, no, not now.
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Prince Charming just needs to let Cruella know that he's taken the afternoon off.
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And hop on his magic carpet.
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And, uh, no, uh, at home before you turn me to a sexy little pumpkin.
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Oh, guys, I was not ready for that at all.
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Well, well, you better be ready because I'm going to let it go.
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Uh, I'm going to tell my boss I need to leave.
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But if I do this for you, the next time, will you finally wear the Darth Vader mask like
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This is the Jubal Show.
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Let me just switch gears for a second.
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Oh, you can stay there.
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Oh, you can stay there.
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Oh, all the crossing over of the movies is starting to stress me out.
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I didn't think you'd go completely and get on board with that.
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Sabrina, did you think he was going to get all the way on board?
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You want me to see Chris Ferris?
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, I forgot to explain.
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We do a segment called Call of Booty where, you have to see if your significant other will
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leave work to meet you for a booty call, but you can't say anything dirty and you have
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to use references that we give you.
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And your wife, Sabrina wanted to see if she could get you to leave work using nothing but
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Disney references and it seemed like it really worked.
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