Call of Booty - Can Disney References Convince Him to Leave Work?! 🏰😏

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Time for another call of booty.

Hell.

Second, where you have to call your significant other,

and try to get them to leave work

to meet you for a booty call.

But you can't say anything dirty,

and it's all based off of a topic that we give you,

where you have to use in your window.

We'll tell you what today's topic isn't just a second,

but let's meet Sabrina,

who said she wants to do a call of booty today.

Sabrina, who do you want to call today?

I really want to call my husband Alex.

Okay.

Do you want to call your husband

to see if you can get him to leave work for a call of booty?

And do you think he's actually going to do it?

I don't think he's going to do it,

because he's one of the rules,

but I'm excited to try.

Okay.

Where does he work?

He works in an office in an insurance company.

Oh, he's an insurance sales person.

So he's like serious kind of?

Yeah, he's serious and he's also a little more on the awkward side.

So it'll be interesting to see.

So there's like a lot of people in his office

like really close to him.

Is this something you guys do?

Do you prank each other often?

We do little prank here and there,

but this probably will take to kick.

If he leaves though,

if he agrees to it,

this could be more than just, you know, playing around.

Right?

Have you ever done anything like that during the day before?

Or is this going to be kind of out of the blue?

This is definitely going to be out of the blue.

Okay.

And how do you think he'll react?

Um, I think he's,

I think he's probably going to say,

I know.

And then he's probably honestly won't like,

you really get it.

Um, he's like a big rule fall or so.

Okay.

I'm excited.

So the hard part will be trying to get him to first figure out what you're talking about.

I'm going to give you a topic here in a second that you have to use as a new window,

to be anything dirty.

You've just got to basically talk about the thing that we give you in a way

that hopefully gets him to realize that you're trying to get him to leave work

to meet you for a call of booty.

Okay.

I'm so excited.

Um, how are you with Disney?

Oh.

Sabrina.

I'm pretty good with Disney.

I feel like I'm the one with characters.

So Disney movies, Disney characters, Disney sayings.

Anything Disney, I think.

Oh, go west today.

Oh, in many ways.

You think you can think you have enough Disney references to try to get him to realize

that you want him to leave work for a call of booty without him buying tickets for you guys

to go to Disneyland.

Or Disney on a.

Yeah.

I mean, honestly, no problem.

No promises for tickets, because you might just be at any point.

But, um, I think I, I think I know a lot of references.

I think, well, I think we'll be good.

Okay.

Is he a Disney fan at all?

He is a Disney fan too.

Okay.

That's why I'm like, he might just be on the computer immediately buying tickets, like

you said, like.

Okay.

What's the tagline for Disney?

It's a wonderful world.

Happy is place.

Happy is place on earth.

How did I forget that?

Well, there you are.

Sabrina, you're the happiest place on earth.

All right.

If you had to give a percentage of the chance that you think he'll actually leave work to

meet you for a call of booty based on you calling him and making only Disney references

in order to get him to leave.

What do you think?

I think probably, like, like, 40%, maybe 45%, I think it's it, then, like, 50, but I don't

know.

But the chances of him hanging up on you.

Yeah, with that.

Um, he's usually not like, I mean, if someone's like walking by in his thoughts just a

talk to him, probably, like, chances are, like, 90%.

That should never be a percentage.

I don't care what's going on.

Your husband should never hang up on you under any circumstances.

I have a saying that being a divorcee, I know what got me there.

All right.

Well, you're just joining us for today's call of booty.

I love when you say that every time.

It is fun to say.

It is fun to say.

Okay.

Sabrina is on the phone and she's about to call her husband who works as an insurance sales

person in an office to see if he'll leave work right now for a loody call.

Except she can't say anything dirty or be blunt about anything.

She has to do it all using Disney references.

All right.

That's so good.

Sabrina, are you ready to go?

I'm ready to go wish me luck.

You got this.

Believe in you.

She's going in.

We're going to dial his phone number right now.

And then you can see if you can get him to figure out what you're talking about.

And then also get him to leave work for a call of booty.

And then we'll jump in to save you if you need it.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Here we go.

Hello, this is Alex speaking.

How can I help you?

Hi, babe.

I was just about to text you.

Man, she has been a real **** today.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I was just calling because I wanted to see if you can maybe get out of there for a little while.

Get out of here.

What do you mean?

I mean, like, you know, we've worked early, maybe.

Okay.

What are you all right?

Are you okay?

What's going on?

Yeah, I don't know.

I just thought I could take you to the Magic Kingdom.

You want to go to Disneyland right now?

No, silly.

I just need my Mufasa right now.

You need your wife.

Mufasa?

Mufasa?

Or, um, if you're feeling bad, you can be my scar.

I'm pain.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Are you at work?

Are you not at work?

Are you at home?

What's going on?

No, I was.

Hikuna Matata means no worries.

And I left work early.

And my Minnie Mouse is home all by herself.

So, come on to far.

You don't want Minnie to have to rub the genie lamp all by herself, do you?

What?

How many of those gummies did you eat?

You want me to, like, order you a pizza or something?

Damn it.

They pay attention.

I want you to leave work right now.

Oh, so we can.

Uh, Dippity Boppity do.

You want a Dippity Boppity do?

You.

What?

Say it again.

Dippity Boppity do.

No.

Now do you guys.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Okay.

Uh, yeah.

Why don't you just say that?

What?

Why don't you sing on the weird Disney stuff?

Oh.

Oh.

It's a role-playing stuff we were talking about.

No, no, no, not now.

Oh.

Okay.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Well.

Jasmine.

Prince Charming just needs to let Cruella know that he's taken the afternoon off.

And hop on his magic carpet.

And, uh, no, uh, at home before you turn me to a sexy little pumpkin.

Oh, guys, I was not ready for that at all.

Well, well, you better be ready because I'm going to let it go.

Let it go.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Uh, I'm going to tell my boss I need to leave.

But if I do this for you, the next time, will you finally wear the Darth Vader mask like

it does?

Hey, Alex.

Hey, how are you?

This is the Jubal Show.

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Oh, wow.

Okay.

Yeah.

Let me just switch gears for a second.

I bet.

Oh, you can stay there.

Oh, you can stay there.

Yeah.

Oh, all the crossing over of the movies is starting to stress me out.

So good.

I didn't think you'd go completely and get on board with that.

Wow.

Wow.

Impressive.

Sabrina, did you think he was going to get all the way on board?

I did not.

You want me to see Chris Ferris?

What are you talking about?

Oh, I forgot to explain.

Not bad.

It's a Jubal Show.

It's a radio show.

We do a segment called Call of Booty where, you have to see if your significant other will

leave work to meet you for a booty call, but you can't say anything dirty and you have

to use references that we give you.

And your wife, Sabrina wanted to see if she could get you to leave work using nothing but

Disney references and it seemed like it really worked.

You nailed it.

Hurry up.

Okay.

This makes a lot more sense.

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