Call of Booty: Can Jonh Convince His Wife to Leave Work… Without Saying Why? 🎲😳

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Normally we do a first date follow-up here.

But we have a listener named John on the phone who wants to do something a little bit different today.

John, what's up? How are you?

Yeah, so you guys need to do this thing called Call of Duty?

No, no, no, no.

You've been listening for a long time because we haven't done that in a long time, John.

I'm new here.

Yeah, I'm intrigued now.

I've produced a free version even though it is.

Call of Duty is not a video game but it was the thing we used to do on the show

where you had to call your significant other to see if they would leave work

to hook up with you, get it called of booty.

Except don't worry, it's family friendly because you're not allowed to be dirty at all.

You can't even make a blunt reference to what you want to do.

We give you a topic to use and you have to call them at work.

And so let's say we gave you Disney movies and you have to call up your significant other work and be like,

Hey, baby, Mickey Mouse is really like lonely right now.

Would you like to spend time with Mickey Mouse?

It's funny.

Yeah, because like usually they have no idea what the person is talking about.

You still listen to that, John?

Yeah, yeah, please don't give me Disney.

You want to come over and watch Pinocchio's nose?

Whoa!

Yeah, see the things like that, right?

Oh my god.

So you want to do that, John?

I don't know if my wife will go for it but I want to try it.

Okay.

So is the goal to get the wife to understand that he's hinting at that without saying it?

Yeah, and to leave.

And to do it.

If you see if they'll actually do it.

Yeah, you don't do it.

You don't win the game on Call of Duty unless your significant other actually agrees to meet you somewhere,

which they probably won't because they'll probably think you're drunk.

Right?

Because you're talking nonsense.

All right, go, John.

So before we do this, you have to tell us a little bit about your wife.

So you're about to call her and see if she'll leave her job right now to meet you for a booty call.

But you can't be blunt.

You can't say exactly what you want to do.

We'll give you a topic that you can reference and see if she can catch on to what you're talking about.

It's always very awkward.

But what does your wife do?

She's a receptionist that doesn't stop us.

She's a receptionist.

Oh.

And a dentist always.

She's going to be busy with her.

She's going to be busy with their wife and people around.

You know, if you're talking.

Okay.

So your wife's receptionist at a dentist's office, which means, yeah, there's going to be people at the counter.

Well, you're on the phone looking at her trying, yeah, trying to get her to leave her job at this moment to meet you for a call of booty.

Yep.

You were asking what she's like.

I mean, the awkward definitely like, you know, a trait.

Especially so it's not like this.

You know, which she's confused or whatever.

Right.

Okay.

Oh, I love that.

Do you think there's any chance that she says yes?

I mean, it's all we know.

But, uh, I mean, I definitely want to like give it a shot.

You know, maybe it'll, uh, maybe it'll happen.

You know, maybe she'll go for it.

You have some confidence, John.

You need to get your life excited.

So she will.

This is on you.

Yeah.

How do you love your wife?

I mean, I'm going to give it a shot.

We'll see.

I mean, I can be pretty convincing.

Okay.

So we'll play a song.

Come back and then John is going to attempt to call his wife who's currently working reception

at a dental office.

Oh my gosh.

And try to see if she'll leave work for a booty call.

But he can't say anything blunt about what he wants to do.

He can only make reference to a topic that we give him and try to see if she can decode his messages.

Will she respond to call of booty?

I'm going to, I'm going to give you two topics to choose from, John.

Okay.

You can either make reference to only board games, slash video games, or you can do Girl Scout

Cookies.

So it'd be like, hey, great opportunity.

Do you want to come check out my controller that live right now?

Or, hey, uh, baby.

Got some thin minutes for you.

Yeah, something.

I don't know.

I don't know.

What do you want, John?

Girl Scout Cookies are board games and video games.

Okay.

All right, man.

Good luck.

We'll play a song.

Come back.

And then, John, you can see if you can accomplish call of booty.

Next.

Very cool.

Normally, this time, it's the first day follow up, but today's the special treat.

It's a call of booty.

It's a jewel show.

Our listener, John, called up because we used to do a segment on the show called call of

booty where you'd have to call your significant other and see if you could get them to look

at what they were doing in that moment to meet you for a booty call.

But it's not dirty at all.

You can't say anything bluntly about what you want to do.

We give you a topic to reference.

And you have to see if you can first get them even to figure out what you're talking about

and then convince them to leave their job or what they're doing to meet you for a call of booty.

And John's on the phone.

And John is about to call his wife who works reception at a dentist's office.

So this is going to be very awkward.

There's going to be people around.

And he's got to see if he can convince her to leave her job right now to meet him for a booty call.

And he can only make reference to board games, slash video games.

Oh, that's a good one now.

There's so many options.

Yeah.

Yeah.

John, you ready to call her?

There's already a lot of people.

Okay.

And we have it where she won't be able to hear us until we want her to, but you can hear us.

So John, during this phone call, if you're having problems trying to figure out what to say, we'll give you lines.

We'll be the lifeline.

Yeah.

We'll be your lifeline.

So if we talk, obviously don't talk back to us.

Because remember, you're talking to her.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah.

So don't respond to us.

Otherwise, that's going to seem like you're hiding on something like your pocket of voices in your head.

She's already getting the thing.

She's already going to think that you're weird right now.

Anyway.

All right.

Are you ready to go?

All right.

Here we go.

John.

I'm going to dial her phone number right now.

pencil solvers with his Jane.

Hey.

John.

Well, are you calling me at work, is everything okay?

Yeah.

I just went on a little board.

We'll only, I was wondering if you might want to come home and play a board game.

Play a board game?

Babe, what's going on?

I mean, we could play a video game too.

I just get a new joystick.

Pretty big.

Enough for two.

This could be a pretty fun board game.

I'll be right with you.

No, I don't want to play in my middle work right now, John.

Why are you at home playing video games right now?

Yeah, I'm definitely okay.

I'm not playing games right now.

I was hoping you could join me for maybe some shoots and ladders or candy land.

Have you been drinking, babe?

Like, what's going on right now?

I've not been drinking.

I was just, you know, wanting to pass go, you know, without going to jail.

That makes sense.

Unless you're into jail.

Yes, say that, John.

Say it unless you're in jail.

Don't talk to us.

Remember?

Don't talk back to us right now, John.

Oh, sorry, I forgot.

Who are you talking to?

I'm not, no, I'm not talking to anybody.

I'm just, I'm on a trivial pursuit.

Do you know what I mean?

No, I have no f***ing idea what you mean, John.

I have people scared of me.

I need to get back to work.

Yotsie.

Say, say, say, yotsie.

John, I'm at work.

What the f***?

What are you on?

You're here, so be honest.

Here, yes, let me check.

Yes, John, we're here now.

That was fast.

What's going on right now?

Hi, Jane.

This is the Jewell Show, the radio show.

Hi, I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

I'm Freeze, the producer.

And that's your husband, John.

Yotsie.

Oh, my God.

Yotsie.

What's going on?

Where are all these people?

I'm really sorry.

I'll be right with you.

My husband's being really weird.

We know you're at work right now, Jane.

And you obviously have somebody there who needs you.

But your husband wanted to call up and do something on the show called Call of Booty that

we haven't done a long time.

We have to see if you can get your significant other to leave work for a booty call.

But you can't say anything dirty.

You've got to use references that we give you.

And we gave him board games to use.

And I still don't think you ever knew what he was talking about.

Oh, my God, John, did you really call to have a booty call to be in the middle of the day?

That's an inside joke, because I'll be right with you.

Yeah, it doesn't sound...

He did not accomplish his goal, though.

Yeah, that was terrible.

I thought you were drunk or high or had a high problem.

Absolutely nothing sexy about that.

Well, at least I tried.

You got to eat.

All right, Jane, we'll let you go, because I know you got to get back to work.

Great.

Thank you.

John, that was an effort.

I don't know if it was a good effort, but it was an effort, man.

We'll just say we got to brush up on it next time.

Yeah.

Maybe get a little yazzy.

I don't know.

You know, you're a shouting yazzy.

You might not have been the thing.

More brushy.

Yeah.

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