Call Of Booty: Jon & Jane - He Tried a Dino-Themed Booty Call… While She Was Teaching 🦖📞

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Tim is on the phone today for call of booty.

And he wants to see if he can get his wife to leave her job right now

for a booty call.

Or remember, can't say anything dirty.

Or we blunt about it and we'll give him a topic to use

or code words to use for what he wants to do.

And it's always very awkward and weird.

Tim, where does your wife work first of all?

I'm not going to give you the name of the school

where she's in an elementary school teacher.

Oh!

You're going to call her.

Like a teacher?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You're going to call her.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

I've had calls.

I called her before about some random things.

But she answers usually.

Oh, yeah.

She's always busy.

So I figured I figured this should be perfect.

That's awesome.

I love this.

I love this bit you guys doing.

I was like, oh my god, I got to try this.

So she's actually at school in her classroom right now.

Are the kids in there?

Yeah.

Or is it like lunchtime?

Yeah, yeah.

She usually, she's usually teaching.

But they also have, you know, the teachers kind of do a share.

They got like four classrooms.

Okay.

And they sometimes do like a shared thing.

So one teacher will go into the other classroom first.

Okay.

So you know her schedule kind of when she's free.

Yeah.

Okay.

How do you think she's going to react to something like this?

Like just in general, how would she react?

Not even if she was in school.

Yeah.

You know, outside of work, we've had very minimal call it, you know, dirty talker.

Yeah.

Okay.

But, you know, in life, we have a healthy, we have a healthy romantic life.

Okay.

I don't know how she's going to react.

She's, she takes her job.

I'm not going to say takes her job seriously.

I would say that she is, she's a passionate teacher.

She cares.

So like when her focus is on the, you know, kids, you know, she's, she's a professional.

I don't know if she's going to be annoyed.

I don't know if she's going to be honest with you.

Okay.

This will definitely be from left field for her.

Yeah.

So that's why I'm like, all right.

I'm like, let's, I almost want to test the whole situation.

We're about to find out how your skills are.

I know.

Really, that's going to be the town.

This is going to be very awkward.

So you're about to call your wife, who is an elementary school teacher.

She's currently in her classroom, but the students aren't there.

Hopefully, you know, for sure, but hopefully they're not.

And you're going to try to call her and see if she'll leave her job to meet you for a

booty call.

And since she's a teacher, how about we go with dinosaurs and dinosaur terms?

That's what you have to use.

You can't say anything dirty.

You have to try to get her to leave her a booty call using just dinosaur terminology.

You know, we just, we just watched the latest Jurassic Park, like maybe a few weeks ago.

Okay.

So it's fresh on your mind.

So this might work for me.

Oh, Mike.

I don't even know how to do that.

I have some.

I don't think you're overconfident.

All right.

Remember the rules, though.

Yeah, you can't just be blunt about it.

And remember, during the phone call, we can give you lines and stuff.

So if we're talking to your ear, don't talk back to us.

We have it so like she won't be able to hear us until we come on the phone.

Either if she says no, and we want to just let her know we're on,

or if you actually get her to do it, we can celebrate with you guys.

That sounds weird.

Dinosaur style.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, here we go.

Hi, this is Denise.

Hey, honey.

How are you?

Kim.

Why are you, why are you calling me?

Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm good.

I'm good.

Wait.

This isn't your number.

What number is this?

Oh, my God.

Are you at the hospital?

No.

No, no, no.

I got one of those.

I was just checking out this Google new thing.

Yeah.

I'm at work right now.

Please don't scare me like that.

God.

Why are you calling me?

Like what?

What's up?

Oh, not much.

Dave, I'm just wondering how you classes today.

Hopefully those kids aren't driving me too crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's fine.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

So they actually just sent the last hour drawing.

And, you know, Corey, you show me a drawing of this boat that he did.

Honestly, it looked like a ****.

It was just so great.

It was so hard not to laugh.

But yeah, you know what?

I'll just have to take a picture of it for you because I swear to God, it looks like a ****.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm going to take a picture of that pic.

I'll speak in of a picture.

I was kind of calling you to see if maybe you felt like a frustrated little velociraptor.

And you wanted to blow off some steam because I might know a place where you could get a good chunk of meat.

Excuse me.

What the ****?

I'm just talking about maybe someone gets p-rexed.

What?

Like p-rexed.

Hey.

No, no, it's just my husband.

Sorry.

Yes.

I can send him to the classroom in, I don't know, about an hour.

Oh, I think she taught us what it is.

Okay.

You're doing a good job, Tim.

Yep.

Oh, my God.

Tim, what is going on?

What are you talking about, big p-rex?

I was just hoping maybe if you took the afternoon off, I could get my hands on girass, the park.

Tim.

That's a good one.

Tim.

You didn't just go and buy a bunch of like, you are inflatable again, did you?

Because we talked about that.

No, no.

No, no, no, no.

You don't got any inflatables, but I mean, if technically I would be interested in inflating a certain brontosaurus neck.

That was good.

You know, like a triceratops with the hard-dinned horn.

Oh, wasn't ready.

Okay.

Babe.

Oh, God.

Seriously, are you okay?

I am genuinely getting worried about you.

It sounds like you're having a stroke.

I am like an hour.

No, no, no.

I am not having a stroke.

I am feeling like I am the hunt, you know, searching for a nice, juicy, prehistoric steak.

What?

Wow.

I am calling 911.

I, like, there is no way.

I can't think of anything else.

I am being a bit...

Oh.

Okay, wait a minute.

Can you, like, you guys?

What are you talking about?

Now he's talking to other people.

What the f**k is going on to my.

He's genuinely about to call 911.

Denise, he's talking to us.

Oh.

This is a radio show.

It's called The Jubal Show.

My name is Jubal.

It's a mix.

You're so cute.

I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

And, yeah.

Your husband Tim wanted to call you today.

Because we do a segment on the show called Call of Booty.

It's where you call your significant other to see if they'll leave you.

A Booty call, but you can't say anything dirty overtly.

And we give you some code words to use or some theme to talk about.

And he had to use dinosaurs to try to see if he could get you.

Okay, going.

It's going to call 911.

It's going to call 911.

Are you talking to me?

Babe, no.

I can't.

I was really hoping you would take a light, a small bite.

No, no, it seems like...

No, it seems like I have no...

No, no, it's no game.

Oh, darn.

Well, you do realize that I have like a bunch of children about to walk into this realm

within a matter of minutes.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

But I do have a...

I just genuinely was...

I thought you were losing your mind or having a stroke.

I thought the world was ending right now.

I'm going to say that's a no Denise.

You're not going to go meet her.

Um, no.

I am deciding whether or not he's going to get any for a while.

Oh, come on Denise.

I was expecting.

Damn.

And then am I able to get back to work now?

Yes.

Thank you for your time, Denise.

Yeah.

You're great.

Have a good one.

I hope you were trying to drive some park later.

Thank you.

It's a good try, Tim.

Hey, forever.

No, I should...

Yeah, wow.

That was almost embarrassing.

That was so good.

I thought it would work a little better, but that's okay.

That's okay.

Hey, it's hard to use those words.

It really is.

You know what?

I bet you if you try again at home, it'll work.

Yeah.

I think so.

I got the brana source neck inflating.

That's pretty clever.

That was good.

That was good.

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