Call Of Booty: Olympic-Sized Risk: Can He Convince a Nurse to Leave Her Shift? 🏅📞

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Landon is on the phone today for Call of Booty.

He has to see if he can get his girlfriend to leave her job right now

and meet him for a booty call, but again, it's family friendly.

Can't be dirty.

Can't be overt about anything.

You just have to use basically a theme that we give you to use as code words

for what you want to do.

And we'll tell you what that theme is in just a second,

but it's always hilarious to see what people come up with.

And Landon, you want to call your girlfriend today, right?

Oh, yeah, I do.

Yeah, all right.

And where's your girlfriend work?

Is she at work right now?

Yeah, she's actually at work right now.

She, believe it or not, she's actually a nurse.

Oh, okay.

You want to call your girlfriend who's a nurse,

running around a hospital properly.

Saving lives.

Hey, man, his life needs to be saved too.

Some of it off the other house.

Yeah, no, she's a nurse, so she's probably going to be super busy

and like she's literally at a hospital right now,

but I've seen great anatomy, so I'm feeling pretty confident, guys.

Oh, okay.

They have those on call rooms at the hospital.

You have to get her to leave the hospital.

Do you think she'll do it?

I think she, yeah, I think she could do it.

I can make this happen.

Okay, so you're pretty confident about that.

I'm in, got confidence.

We've never done anything like this before,

but I am confident in my skills and I can convince her.

But, you know, she's a tough cook you do to crack,

so we'll see how it's going to go, but I'm confident in my skills.

Have you ever tried to get her to leave work

to meet you for anything like this at all, ever?

You know what?

I've got, yeah, I'm trying to get her to just like have lunch with me

and she won't leave her alone.

Okay, so trying to convince her, she's pretty busy.

Yeah, I imagine if she's a nurse in hospital.

They're important.

So trying to convince her to leave work right now

for a booty call is going to be probably a tough task.

Yeah, it's going to be kind of tough.

I mean, yes, it says no to lunch.

I don't know if she's going to say yes for a booty call.

I know, like I said, it's going to be tough,

but I'm pretty confident in my skills.

So we'll see how we do.

All right, well, how are you at knowing what sports

there are in the Olympics?

Oh, man, not that good.

Okay, well, so you might want to Google a list

because the theme that you're going to have to use

will be Olympic sports.

So you can't say anything dirty

and you can't tell her exactly what you want to do.

You have to use Olympic sports to describe her leaving work

to meet you for a call of booty.

Are we doing winter sports specific?

Either one, another matter.

Just Olympic sports.

Okay, I mean, bonus points if it's Olympics.

Yeah, winter Olympics, but you know,

yeah, you know what?

I'm going to go ahead and do it right now.

So I can have a listen for me when we do the call.

Okay, all right, cool.

Landon is on the phone and Landon is about to call his girlfriend.

Who works at a hospital and she's on the job right now

and he's going to see if he can convince her to leave her shift

and meet him for call of booty.

But he can't say anything blunt about what he wants to do.

He's got to do it using only terms of Olympic sports.

Why is the only thing I'm thinking about right now,

pull vaulting?

Like, that'd be the only thing that comes to my head.

I was going to be a javelin.

Yeah, but Landon, you can use that.

Yeah, you use that very well, Landon.

Okay, that sounds good.

And I'll think about it.

We'll see what for the first part of the call,

we can talk to you and where she can't hear us.

So if we think of any lines, we'll give them to you in your ear.

Okay, but make sure not to talk back to us

because people have done that before and then, you know,

everyone's everything.

Everyone's everything.

There's also thinking crazy.

She might think you're crazy no matter what.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, she might.

This is going to be kind of hard to pull off.

Well, we'll see if you can.

Are you ready to call her?

Go for the goal, Landon.

Go for the goals.

Okay, here we go.

I'm going to dial her phone number right now

and then we'll jump in to save you if we need to.

Okay, sounds good.

All right, here we go.

Hello.

Hey, babe, what's up?

It's me.

And then, what number are you coming from?

Oh, I got this.

It's just a special special number that I'm calling from.

I lost my phone.

So I just wanted to just give you a call

and this new server phone that I got real quick.

This is special.

What?

You lost your phone and you got a burner phone.

What?

What happened?

Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's cool.

I'll explain later.

But how's your day going so far?

You're being so weird.

It's actually been the worst two hours ever.

I just got cursed out by a patient

because I told him he couldn't have Jello.

Like, today is not one of the best days.

What's up?

What's your need?

Um, oh yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.

But do you have a quick second talk real quick?

I just want to go over something with you.

Um, yeah, I can pop into a room.

Hey, don't want to get caught.

Can you ask a patient for everything from one working?

Yeah, um, let me step in.

Go ahead.

What's up?

Hey, babe, I'll be quick.

But hey, I really need you to come home.

Like right now.

Why?

What happened?

You know, I was just watching the Olympics.

Yeah, can you hear me?

Hello?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's wrong?

Well, okay, so like I said, I was watching the Olympics, right?

And I was thinking, you know, maybe you and I could, you know,

do a little curling.

You know, get out, get out, get out curling on, you know.

What?

Can I be like, no, no, no, no, current, like, no, like, uh, current, like, um,

we could do a little, um, you know, short track, you know, speed skating.

Do you know what I mean?

Some, uh, a little, you know, little freestyle skiing.

You know what I mean?

Get a hitter with triple axel.

Yeah, exactly like a little triple axel.

You know, we can spin that afternoon, going on a little thrill ride, you know,

a little twist and turns.

And don't worry, you know, we can, you know, we can do a little, you know,

but we'll be safe and secure.

Don't worry.

What the hell are you talking about?

Can you guys, you, you want us to do twist and turns and you need to come home

because you're watching the Olympics.

This is what you pulled me out of work for.

And you have a vertical, okay, what is happening?

Okay, okay, let me try again.

Maybe we can have a little, um, afternoon heated rivalry, you know,

you on one hockey team, me and the other.

And who knows, maybe I'll even let you score.

I'm sure you'll get an off-slide penalty.

Landen, have you finally started watching heated rivalry?

Like, is that what this is?

I've been telling you to watch it for weeks and you want me to come home

because you want, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was, I was just wondering if you wanted

to bad my mitten, like bad mitten.

Landen, hang on, look at it.

Yeah, my boy friend is just being weird.

I need to finish this call, be off and type it.

Sorry, I am like getting bugged less than right.

What, you, you, you want me to play bad mitten with you?

Did I just catch that?

What, no, no, nothing is wrong with me.

You know, I just, I just want to track your field.

And hopefully stick to landing.

You want to, what do I feel?

And I want to stick to landing.

He, and then tense from the judges all around.

You'll tend from the judges all around.

I roll your boat.

Just roll your boat.

What?

What?

Landon, I don't know what the f*** you're on right now.

Between the burner phone, wanting to play track and fields

and finally watch one of the best shows on TV.

I love you.

We can watch it.

When I get home, I have to go finish my sit.

I have another 10 hours to go.

Get a job.

Oh!

Oh!

Wow!

Nice.

Sophia.

Damn!

Get a job.

Yeah.

Sophia, how are you?

This is actually the radio show.

It's called The Jubble Show.

Hi, Sophia.

I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

My name is Jubal.

Do you kind of get what he was trying to do?

No.

What?

Yeah.

Are you there?

What?

Yeah, he's here.

What?

This is a radio show.

And to do a segment called Call of Booty,

where you have to see if you can get your significant

other to leave their job and meet you for a booty call.

But you have to use code words instead of just being blatant

about it.

So Landon was trying to do that using Olympic.

Sports.

Terminology.

But he was trying to say.

I love you, but you're terrible.

All right, we'll let you get back to work.

I mean, so, so what do you think, babe?

Down or what?

Let's talk about it when I get home.

Jubal's calling Booty.

This is Chelsea, handler from Dear Chelsea.

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