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Can We Blindly Guess the Cereal?

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We blindly smell and taste 8 cereals and try to guess what they are

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Can We Blindly Guess the Cereal?

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Okay, I think we say it on three. You're not even going to taste it? Okay. I didn't know we could. What do you mean? I didn't know we could. Can I taste it first? Where's my spoon? I just know for a fact that I'm going to have some red forty. Just raw dog and fruity loops like that? You're supposed to get cold. Do you put the same spoon back? Don't Google it. Is this your spoon? That's my spoon. You put it back? Yeah, give me my spoon. I'm not thinking. That's why I went into my own bowl. No, we're doing the same bowl. Look. My guess is fruit loops. My guess is fruit loops. Here we get it. We got it. Yay! Serial number two. You're going off Smell first, right? Whoa. Peppin' Crunch. Oh. Stop guessing. I didn't mean to guess. You want to smell it? Yeah. Where are you? Yeah. Take it. Hold it. All right.

Smell it. What do you got? You got a good smell off of it? Yeah, I think we're going to go Captain Crunch. We're going to go Captain Crunch? Yeah. All right. Yeah, they have Captain Crunch. Yeah, Captain Crunch. Thank you. Two for two. We're going to limp. That's the greatest three of all time. I don't think that's a limb to your number three. Let's give it a whiff stick. You got to stand that back up, Ryan. Let's see. Oh, what the? Don't make a guess now. Oh, that smells awful. That smells awful. Ew. Ew. This is a bowl of medicine. What is this? Can you guys see? Ew. Where are you? I don't like it. Whatever it is, I don't like it. Wait. Where are you? I wish I had my own bowl. No, you're good, man. Dive in.

Ew. That smells good. Yeah, it smells fine. I need to be closer. I need to be closer. You think it smells like medicine? We'll smell it from a little farther away. Where are you? Put it to my face. It smells stale. I think it smells... Wait. Why do I know this? Why is this familiar? Oh, I know it. I know it. I can like it here right now. I think. Yeah, but what am I smelling right now? This is something nostalgic, but it's not a cereal. It's definitely a cereal. We're making a guess without... Yeah, I mean, I could. Okay. Three, two, one. Cocoa pebbles. Cocoa pebbles. Yeah. Is that correct, right? Is that correct? I'm going to Cocoa pebbles in a while. Ages. Let me see what they got. This cereal would be so much better. Well, milk? Evigor just withstand milk. Like, if it didn't get soggy, it's okay. No, no, no, no, no. What? Doesn't taste like chocolate. What?

Don't know how to hit on chocolate. Doesn't taste like chocolate. Doesn't taste like chocolate. Try it with milk. I'm in close with chocolate. It's like somebody messed up the ingredients. I mean, somebody hand that to me and said, try this. Is it good? Are you ready to go? You got to fix it. All right. All right. Is this number four or five? I'm going to try to do it by sound, and try moving the spoon around. You know how, as a joke, you push my face into it? It's not a joke. But, I think it's kind of my technique now. I, um, this cereal got some weight to it. It's not like a pebble. Ooh. Like a right or a crispy. Like, it's not a, also, that scent. Weight of it. I know what it is. I know what it is. I didn't even smell it yet. Know what sound? This sound right here, ready? Watch, ready? There's no, it's not. There's no way, my brother. Listen to this.

I know that sound anywhere. I'm ready to lock it in 3, 2, 1. I haven't smelled it yet. And I don't need to. All right. So lock it in. I will. I'll give you more points if you lock it in right now. I'm locking it in right now. I haven't smelled it yet. 3, 2, 1. Lucky Charms. How do you know that? I'm trying to tell you, man. I know that sound. There's no way this. This. Trust me. Put a cheerio in this bowl. Lucky Charms sounds more. I'm going to be honest with you, my boy. That makes it zero. It's got like a cheerio, but it's got a harder outer shell. It's like a, it's like you, it's like a cheerio covered in ice. All right. Number 5. This is a, oh. You feel it? It's not. It's hot. What is this, bro? Oh, that's, that's some kind of flake. How's your time? Pretty good. I just never buy him. Yeah, I just, I don't know, man. Is there one ball? No, that's way out there.

Is this it? Yeah. Yeah, this is easy. This might be the easiest challenge that we've ever done. Yeah, I haven't smelled it yet. I'm going to do it just by sound again. Oh, it's a flake. And it sounds frosted. It does, man. Frosted stuff has a different sound. I feel you, man. I know what you're saying. This sounds like frosted flake. It's like, it's a flake, but it's like got a coating on it. Smell it though. Smell this. Smell this. It's doing, doesn't have to smell, bro. It doesn't smell like frosted flake. It doesn't smell like anything. It smells like raisin brand. It smells, it smells like... I would have not have got this with my nose. The only reason I'm getting this is because I put my spoon in it and flop it around a bunch. I think it's frosted flake. It smells like... Smell like... It smells like... Smell like something's wrong with it. Yeah. Dotties, you do something to these frosted flakes? How do you know it's frosted flakes? Because it just feels like a flake that's frosted. No, that's what I did. No, it's not that frosted flake.

Do you have any guests? I mean, I mean, technically... Hey, got to be frosted flakes. I mean, I can eat them, I guess, but just from sound. Oh, I'm feeling them, yeah. Here, let me get this. Let me get a little bite. This is another one of those cereals and I'm just assuming it's gonna be probably like that like It's just like it's very bland. I'm gonna have these in ages and there's not a lot going on, right? This really I love cereal. I gave it up though years ago. Are you with me that this is not good? Are you? And fifth like the aftertaste is buying the forward taste I Better with milk definitely better milk. I'm gonna try with milk. I feel like the milk activates The frostedness. Oh President Barack Obama Virginia, we are counting on you. Republicans want to steal enough seats in Congress to raid the next election And wield unchecked power for two more years, but you can stop them by voting yes by April 21st

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Do you think it you think I'm saying I found it there it was because this There's things like it. Yeah, I don't know man We're right. So Todd Frosty flake Yeah, I'm doing it only by sound What is that dude It's like a bowl of peas Well, you know the second if I feel it by feeling only Yeah, definitely ball shape. It's a bowl of peas. I think the smell is hitting me already But it has peanut butter right on this far away. I think I'm getting hit with a Reese you put I'm gonna get my nose in it It's a Reese puff. Mm-hmm. You can't argue with a Reese puff Some people will put that in their top 10. Yeah, they won't I can I don't even know of any other peanut butter cereal Oh, that's it. Yeah, I'm gonna go Reese puffs

Correct. Yeah, let's go I don't know if I'm not a Reese puff Yeah, there's a lot about you think of a card in your head. Okay any card you want. Yep, you got it. Yep You two audience Even any card in your head You got a card four diamonds Is this your card? Could be four diamonds. We don't know because we're blindfolded Mm-hmm. All right, here we go. Oh Excuse me sir. This is the first one. I don't know Oh, I think it's boon this time. Here we go Sonically Wait What is this? Sonically Oh I don't I don't know this one. I'm doing it just with the spoon right now. Yeah

I'm just giving an old smell to the face test. It sounds small, but not all the way small, you know, I think I have a guess Have you felt it with your fingers with my face? I think that's cheating, but It's like small, but not all the way small smelling it. I think I have a guess. Oh, you didn't know that smell Oh, oh, oh, oh the change originally I thought tricks But now I'm gonna change it because I'm feeling the shape of it. You're cheating Why can't feel it. That's a dead giveaway. How are you feeling it? I haven't been how you moving it? I'm a spoon I don't have a spoon. There's always a spoon Now the spoon right there. I'm gonna be honest with you. I've been cheating this whole time. Wow. Yeah Feeling it is cheating Without cheating I know that smell anywhere That's regular Cheerios not honey nut. Yeah, I agree with you. I think it's regular on honey Cheerios

We get it Honey nut Cheerios Honey nut man. No way Oh All right, this is some kind of pebble We already did cocoa pebble stock. Feel like just all ribs. You do this gonna be the other one. It's funnically It's got to be the free pebb Something about this doesn't Feel like a pebble or maybe it's the um there's rice crispy's out there too Have a similar structure, but they're more like cylinder-ish. I don't I don't think these are that small Off they get You May could be a flake. I think it's flaky. You think it's a flake. Yeah, I must smell it Wait a minute It's only a reason, Brian Could be

Without tasting it or with tasting it I'm gonna press my face on it Cheating you think that's cheating. Yes So how is we supposed to we smell it. I did do that and it's not helping me at all Gosh, I smell like raisin brand, but then it's not there's no raisins in it like it just smells like brand How do you know there's no raisins in it though? I don't think very well Very well could be I'm gonna press my face on it. No, are we gonna taste it? I feel like we should both press our faces on it But with the spoons you don't feel okay Hmm Definitely a flake. Oh, it's not good Oh, no This is like just flake so All right, I gotta guess I really got nothing for you. I gotta go. Okay, I'm ready three two one core flakes Really? Let me press my face on it

Oh Oh, yeah Yeah Yep Yep, I know exactly what this is Yep, okay, I know exactly I got nothing so if you if you swing and you get it you win you get it I know exactly what it is three two one You try to cheat me you try to trick me you say you'll make me say it you say it if you get it right you win I know you lose order and if you get it wrong, you lose when I get the point. You know why I know what it is Imagine being on a box one of these Boxa weedy So waities, it's weedies That's what the brand. It's more of a brand. It's like weedies is just like raising brand is just weedies with raisins. Yeah Yeah, right. Yeah, it's got some weight to it. It's a it's a thicker cereal man I just caught a with whoa. I think I know what this is

Off a with It could be wrong Oh, I just caught a with I know what it is. You don't know this is I'm a lock it in I can three two one right now There you go. Hold on. Is this your goat? I'm not telling I'm not giving you this is your goat my goat. No, no my goat Not your goat. It's a lot of people's goat, but they my goat. Yeah Three whoa I'm between a couple Can I press my face on it? Oh I'm between a couple right now I'm ready logging in All right, are we three two one? Or can I press my face on it? Uh, three two one three two one cinnamon toast crunch Wow That's what playing him That's my goat. I eat there's so much cereal at me. You're in a blindfold

He did not I wonder why you were having so much trouble Oh, why are you struggling the big couple of them? Are you sure? I Think just by my spoon Just by the sound of this one. I think that's weedies Well, one thing is telling the thing everybody over at the Grizzly gang. I'm just getting out of my bottle. Okay I don't know where is it I know next time. Well, you have a big shout out to everybody over at the Grizzly gang You get a lot of applause from our lives studio audience You know I come by your name in the comment and you get every episode early how early you might ask

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