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Big Al has a new favorite book, and J-Si thought his joke about his wife’s food was hilarious… Kinsey disagreed.
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I slept for the last possible second is what my outfit says today.
Right morning. Every morning. Every morning.
My favorite jeans are ones that fit on my big, huge butt.
I have really aggressive eyebrows. They've been called aggressive. I don't know what that means.
What you just did do that again. Little to the left baby.
The Kid Gratic Morning Show.
The Kid Gratic Morning Show. Starts now.
Good first day morning today is Wednesday. What's the day? Wednesday.
March 25th. March 25th.
That was myself. Oh, morning.
I'm like today Tuesday.
What does it feel like?
I don't know. Your bones.
It feels like it says Wednesday on my computer.
I don't like it.
I don't know. It says right here.
I wrote Wednesday and I said, no, today's Thursday.
I'll has a computer and an iPad and an, uh, and a phone and a wand.
And a calendar calendar, right in front of them.
And I wrote Wednesday, March 25th, right here.
There is something about a feeling that a day gives you.
And maybe today's just not giving you that Wednesday feed.
Thank you for listening. I showed this one.
I'm sorry. He lost that Wednesday feed.
I can see that.
I can see a little bit more like a Thursday to me.
I'm looking at it.
I don't know why I understand.
And you're like, no.
Here is Kelly Res.
On a Wednesday.
On a Wednesday, yeah.
My daughter is wrapping up her very first college spring break.
Yes.
I was very anxious about it.
She got a big deal.
Go show us Alabama.
Oh, yes.
The group of girls.
I have not gotten any.
And now this is, I'm going to get zero information out of her.
Oh, well, I haven't went fine.
But as long as they don't go viral, you know, on social media,
they make it back and they make it back in August.
And they don't get arrested.
She spent the first part of spring break there.
She's flying home today.
So I'm going to try to get some information out of her.
Oh, it's heavy.
Kelly, right?
Can we get you, can we get you to secretly record her asking her to take a drug test?
Oh, I don't ever suspect her to do that.
And I wouldn't call her by asking her.
Can I just do that?
Kelly, I just watched the perfect video for you
on how the CIA gets information out of people without asking any questions.
Yeah, Audrey let me know.
She has picked up a particular set of skills.
Can you, you say you can do them now?
Oh, yeah.
I have a whole document.
I took notes.
Maybe Audrey can do it later and see if she truly has picked up these skills.
I'll teach you.
All right.
Very robbed from traders of you.
Here is JC.
The job is, um, my wife made me some chicken yesterday.
And when I took a bite, I came up with a joke.
She didn't find funny because I just looked at her.
Here we go.
Here's the joke.
I said, dang, babe, I have a feeling this chicken put up a good fight
before they took it out.
And she goes, why?
And I said, it's so tough.
Nah.
And we laugh on that.
Good one.
Kissing your wife's foot.
When I tell you this woman, this woman's.
She stared at me.
Not blinking for about 10 seconds before doing that one long blink.
I knew I had done messed up.
Yeah.
How do you, I don't know if I've ever had tough chicken.
I've had, it was tough.
Dry chicken, maybe.
I don't know.
Dry tough.
OK.
Here's nothing right.
Chopped the tomato.
That's the right joke to feel.
Yeah, yeah.
I loved it though.
It tasted delicious.
I'm sure it was.
Here's Anna.
Good morning.
Good morning.
This is my third time in the month of March,
wearing a blazer.
Are you a blazer?
You're professional.
I've been busy in the International Women's History Month.
Yes, Kelly and I had blazer day
when we got to interview Colleen Hoover.
You would have told me I would have celebrated with you
again today.
I know I should have texted you.
And then I got to wear another blazer when I had,
I got to moderate a women's panel last weekend.
And today, after work, I'm going to go and speak
to some college students.
All right.
Yes, I know.
I went a little bit more casual because they are college students.
What are you guys going to talk about?
It's kind of like a career day situation
about life after college and building a career,
broadcasting, social media, all the fun things.
Are you going to your alma mater?
I'm actually not.
You're cheating on me.
I know.
There were students from another college
that reached out and I said, absolutely.
That's good.
I'm excited to talk to the youths.
Here is part time, Justin.
Do y'all love vegetables and salads and stuff?
Yeah, not anymore.
Right, because I got a lot of my friends, they hate it.
They don't order salads, but they also, they want to fries.
So we got salads and then fries for the table.
Salads for fries.
What a good combination.
That's a great combination.
Because then you get the healthiness of the salad
and the vegetables and then you get to indulge
in a little bit of potatoes, a little french fries.
Yeah.
How great is that for the table?
I'm down with that.
I tell you, I still read an article about lettuce
and I still, and parents got mad at me for saying this.
I still think lettuce is the gateway to diarrhea.
Really?
Did you say you can't believe that still people
are reaching out about that?
Sometimes you have that about that.
Did you say gateway?
The gateway.
Okay, gateway.
The gateway.
That's what I'm talking about.
Not the gateway.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Here is Audrey.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm a little concerned that the fire detector,
what do you call it?
Fire alarm in my apartment just doesn't work.
Why?
Because I set a fire and it didn't do anything.
Oh, the one in your apartment?
Uh-huh.
Well, because I just had a leak and they replaced that.
So I'm like, do those two things have anything
to do with each other?
But I, in the microwave, caught on fire in Navgan
because it's a whole thing.
And when I pulled it out, like, there was flames
all up in there and smoke, but nothing went off.
Which I was really glad about.
Yeah, it's good.
Because I didn't have to deal with that.
Because it does start alarming.
Sometimes it's hard to make a sound.
It's a whole thing.
Yeah, but still, then the concern is there,
though, like, if something happens and you're not holding it.
But maybe it's a smart fire alarm.
Like, it's like, oh, it's cool.
And it could tell that it was no big deal.
It's just a little tardy out.
Yeah, it could be.
Maybe there wasn't enough smoke.
Well, yeah, I think it was quite a pain.
I've had them show up like the fire department.
Like, because mine was wired to alert them.
And I'm so busy trying to put out the flame or whatever.
It wasn't a fire.
It was just smoke.
But the fire truck came.
And then I got to make the little walk of shame to the fire.
Yeah.
Sorry, just burnt some bacon.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, guys.
In the control room, here's trade.
Good morning.
My wife has taught me over and over again that there's a roadmap.
It's very easy to just do what you're supposed to do,
follow directions and life will be easy.
True.
Yesterday, we went to get the kids' passports,
because we're going on a little vacation this summer.
So we went to the passport appointment.
Yeah.
My wife had all the stuff in order.
We were in and out in 15 minutes.
It was a great experience.
I cannot say enough good things about the passport people.
The passport people.
The passport people, also known as the post office.
Yeah.
As long as you have all your stuff.
Yeah.
I need to make an appointment.
That's been the magic where they started letting us make
appointments.
A point me.
A point me in the post office.
She had everything together.
She had all the stuff filled out.
All I had to do was entertain two little boys while they were,
you know, Cara was out there talking to the official.
And it was perfect.
It was great.
Where did you choose to get your pictures done?
They were at the little post office.
There's a point there now.
It was fantastic.
Oh, look.
What?
What do you need to get your passport?
I need to get it to get out of the country.
No, no.
What do you need to get it?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you so much, Tray.
Birth certificate for the kids and my own form of identification,
which was my passport, because I don't follow directions
and keep things where they should be.
And I lost my driver's license.
Don't pull me over.
So you don't have a driver's certificate?
I have a driver's license.
I'm not on you right now.
But it's not on me.
If I pulled you over and said, can I have your driver's license?
I'll give you my number.
Pull it out.
Look where you found your keys the other day.
I took a picture of my driver's license.
Oh.
It doesn't that count if you can show a picture of your license?
Well, it depends on where.
Not the bars.
First of all, we're not police officers,
so we can't.
But I mean, if you get pulled over, does that count?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think if you get pulled up, a police officer would have to work.
It works for insurance.
Based on the way I can manipulate photos on my computer,
I'm going to guess no that a photo of my dearest.
Right.
Correct.
You want me to wake up the chief this morning?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know it does not work at a bar.
It does not.
He so why wouldn't work with a police officer?
You got to have it in hand probably.
But they do accept that little piece of paper
they give you in that in between time.
True.
That's true.
That's from the DMV.
I guess it is official.
I just pull up Kid Nation.
Yeah.
Look at me.
Look at me over here.
Come on.
And here I am thriving.
That's my Instagram.
What's going on?
Big Al Mac.
Thank you, JC Chavez.
It's all in the title.
OK.
A young man came into my restaurant yesterday.
His name is Paul.
He showed me a picture.
Guess what I saw today, Al?
I said, I want to show me a picture of a book.
The book is called Cat Farts.
It's a coloring book.
Oh.
I was enamored.
I was like, that is the most amazing title to a book.
But then I was curious.
I was like, what are the pictures like?
What are you coloring?
It's a coloring book.
What are you coloring in a cat?
A coloring book called Cat Farts.
I'm guessing Cat Farts.
I see.
Tell me who I could get this book.
So I went and got it.
It's in my car.
I'm sorry.
I forgot to bring it in.
Not one picture of a fart.
Oh, really?
It's just pictures of cats just in different poses.
But no.
It could be in the process of passing gas, but you wouldn't know it.
Or did you draw the fart?
True, true.
But I believe the book was $12 for a coloring book.
A coloring book.
Well, yeah.
The material.
I've got you.
Bigel.
I've seen 12 dollars.
They do this art piece where they take a coloring page and they cut it in like fours.
And you get two random pieces and the other person gets to random pieces.
You color it and then you put it together and it becomes its own art piece.
Oh, wow.
Is that a mosaic?
Yes.
To see how your coloring compares with your friends.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
I got an adult coloring book.
Those are very soothing.
Those are very soothing.
I've never finished a single page.
Not from me.
No, Tray.
Not that kind of adult coloring book.
Oh, that's right.
No.
Oh.
That's why you didn't finish it.
Oh, it's like really elaborate.
Oh.
My turn.
My turn.
I started to turn you on.
Look at that.
Look.
It's an animal theme.
Here's an animal celebrity birthday.
I'm Mikey Madison.
She's 27 when the Oscar for Best Actress last year.
Not this most recent award show.
Big Sean is 38.
Catherine McFee is 42.
Dianna Capatric is 44.
Jenny Slate.
Your favorite.
Right?
Do you love Jenny Slate?
No, you love Jenny Slate.
I do not care for her.
Oh, wow.
It's 44.
You had to have lunch with her on Mary J. Blash.
Who would you pick?
I would pick Mary J. Blash.
Wow.
Yeah.
Largesta is 47.
Lisa from Save By The Bell.
She struggled a little bit lately.
That's the mental health issue.
She's 52 today.
Sarah Jessica Parker is 61 in Elton John.
79.
Wow.
Yeah.
Today's National Medal of Honor Day, International Waffle Day, and Manatee Appreciation
Day.
I always appreciate, Manatee's.
Oh, yeah, love the Manatee.
And it was twenty four years ago today that the Bachelor of Junior Planet RegTS.
that the bachelor premiered on ABC.
We're not going to best for that season, that's for sure.
We're going to end up with the same, right?
We're going to end up with the same.
All right, we got Love Letter Skelly coming up here
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