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Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well, it's your favorite day because it's a Juicy scoop with

Chris Friend Jola. Back from the road, some people were bragging that they got a photo with you.

I always, free photos. Oh, I have to do what I have to do to get people to call you know.

Free photos. Yeah, it is weird sometimes you hear about stars that are like, you want a photo?

It's $10, you know, or whatever. I don't know how to take the money. You know, like,

I wouldn't even like close a name and take the money and I go, $10. This doesn't happen a long time,

but there was a time. It probably happened like twice in my life of doing stand-up, maybe like 10

years ago, when I would come out, you know, in the club and just like take pictures if anyone wanted

whatever. And I mean, this guy just like tipped me. I love it. It's happened like twice to me.

And I'm, you know, just slip your 20 like nice show like I'm a little hooker or something.

And I was like, no, you know, I was like, all right. Well, I'm 20 $20. This is $20. Right,

right. Yeah. And I guess it's kind of like when you see like a live performer at like a

maastros. Yeah. I always give those people some cash. Do you? Okay. In their little and their

well, that's different. Yeah. But I wonder that maybe somebody that doesn't go to comedy clubs

that much just thinks that's kind of the thing. Like, oh, this, this sad gal is just really

struggling. Yeah, I don't like, I was like, I didn't even know who I was or how he ended up

there that night, but was like, I need to help this mother out. Like you wouldn't give like a

Dell 20 bucks after the Vegas show. So it is, I don't know, fine line. But anyway, I'll take

the 20. Oh my gosh. Okay. So we need to talk about our girl Britney Spears. Oh boy.

So this is what happened. It was a very late at night. I think that this that she was someone

called in describing the car, saying it was swarving and looks suspicious from there a Ventura

County sheriff. And the Ventura County sheriff's they don't fuck around and they never have. Okay.

So they he pulls her over and now I've heard different things. One is that she only had a point

of six, but she also went to the hospital because I'm guessing she refused the breathalyzer or maybe

it was too low and they wanted to see if it could be higher. Yeah. Because what you can do is if

you say, I don't want to do a breathalyzer, that's fine. But then you will go to the hospital and

they will take a blood test, which is more accurate as far as, I know, defense attorneys

prefer a blood to a breathalyzer. They believe it's more accurate and maybe leaning towards.

Also, it's going to take another 30 minutes to get your buzz blown down a little bit. I don't know.

Now, so she got arrested. She was just there for a couple hours. She came home. Her manager,

Kate Hudson, Kate, not Kate Hudson. He wrote something saying, you know, the family is working

together. She's going to get the help that she needs so that she can live like a successful

happy existence, not even like success, like performing just that. And her sons are going to

visit her. And that's where, and I guess the last thing she posted that night was like at 10 at

night. And it was not good. You know, it was the, we were in felt hat, the brown,

sensible pumps where she out and or at her house at the house posted that, which could have been

right then. She could have recorded it or she could have been an old one who knows. And then

she was pulled over just off of West Lake. So she was coming back from like more park or something.

I think a restaurant or where was she? No, because we don't know where she was because someone

called to say it looks like this, this driver could be impaired. Oh, okay. So I remembered

when the road that you take to my house, someone had filmed her. I remember that.

Being a ratting. A couple of months ago. And people were like, why didn't you call the police?

It was pretty erratic. It was pretty erratic. So I believe that I believe this story to be true

as far as she was. It was erratic driving. Maybe, but maybe she didn't have a DUI. Maybe she's just

a really fucking shitty driver. And she is probably, you know, taken something. Some people feel

it is, when I say some people, I mean, you know, discussions that are happening. Could it have to do

could this be a little more sinister? Oh, and that was she set up.

Nothing ever just happens anymore. No, why she set up because she just sold her whole catalog.

Oh, why would? Oh, so who's mad about that? I think of is, do you want her kind of this will

cause an intervention? Yeah. And maybe she'll get better, which is fine. Or is there something in

that this way now that it sold other people can be performing? I don't know what the correlation

would be. I don't believe that correlation. I believe she went out. Someone saw her

erratically driving. This is not L.A. This is like more suburbia and someone called and it really

happened. It was Britney Spears being erratic because nothing new. I mean, you know what I mean?

So I don't think, I don't know about the setup thing. No, I don't think it was just a matter of

time where something like this was going to happen. All she wanted to do was drive in her car.

Remember that she just said when she was in the conservative ship she wanted to go.

She wanted to get coffee, massages and like go spot A's and drive in her car.

Yeah. I mean, this is going to be a problem. But if it is a .06 and she doesn't have a DUI,

but maybe she is in a rehab regardless. And you know, because the rest of the DUI doesn't mean she

has a DUI. Right. If her defense says she's a .06 then she won't have it. But in the meantime,

the whole world knows that this happened. Right. And now she has to get help.

I had read something that there were also some sort of drugs in the system. Whether they just

be like prescription drugs. Right. Right. Yeah. I read that too. So. And then I thought like the last

couple of dances, the boobs have been popping out. That's a new. Oh, how she's squeezing now? No,

they're coming out. They're coming completely out of the night gown or whatever she's wearing.

She's wearing some sort of tension. She had like the clothes. I always do like I always

tap it. And then I like zoom in. I know you caught a couple dog shits. That's what they've done.

Yeah. But then I like I'm like, there's a rack of clothes. There's yeah, I mean, it's not great.

The whole thing is just not a I mean, there was another report where she couldn't like she lives

in a community where it's like I think it's a gate, you know, not with a guard. And you have to

remember your code. Right. And there was some other report like she was there. She couldn't,

you know, remember the code. And I mean, yeah, yeah, she but the thing is is like when someone's

like she's when someone tells you like you're crazy and you need to whatever get on the meds to

make you not be crazy. Now, I think they're like happy though. Now they can say yes, but you

endangered yourself and others. Right. So now you have to get back on this thing or just don't drive.

Okay. Maybe as someone that has a mental issue, she's like fine, then I'll just never drive

again. I don't want it. I like spinning around. I don't want to perform for money. I just like

Instagram. And I like slapping my own ass and, you know, smearing my lipstick and doing my own

hair and section extensions. I don't know. But I'm like, some people just why can't they stay

crazy? If they're not hurting anyone, why can't you just stay crazy? I think some people do.

Yeah. That's what people see feeding pigeons, you know, in the park. Yeah. At, you know, at

odd hours. I think that she's I think she would be that person. If she didn't have money. Yeah,

she's not money. You know what I mean? So I don't know. I mean, as I've said since the beginning,

you know, everybody I got a lot of heat for it. I said that I think the conservatorship was a

good thing. I don't know if I'm right or wrong here. But I feel like at this point, it didn't get

once it was lifted, things didn't turn around like everybody thought they were going to.

I think when it was I think they'll at the heart of it, everybody was benefiting by her

taking these drugs and getting on stage and working in Vegas. Right. And she was not benefiting

from the work. Yeah. And that's where she was like, fuck this. And I remember that there was that

moment where she came out and they were going to announce a whole another thing like an MGM or

something. Yeah. And she came out and just like walked away. Yeah. And then she was like, oh,

my dad's sick. And I think that was right before the conservatorship ended and she was like,

I'm not going to sign. I don't want to end up working like this for another five years where

everyone gets the money. And I'm the only one not enjoying it. I like being at home spinning around.

Yeah. That's what she likes. You know, speaking of which before I forget, because it's not on my

list of things to talk about, our magician at speaking of MGM. Yeah. MGM David Copperfield,

who has been there forever. I told you that we that I saw the show. You've performed there,

but you never did see his show. Did you? I've seen it years ago. Okay. But not the first one

with the alien and stuff. No, not this new. But I perform at a theater next to it. Yes.

And well, we told you the story about we want to go and everything. And it'll be a moment that

with the people I saw it with, like we were like bonded. Like bonded. Like it was the craziest

weirdest, overtly sexual. He is a, it looked like he stuffed his pants from the entire drive home

from Las Vegas. We looked up everything. So you had great. I had like front row seats. Yes.

And he comes out like the he's 71 now. He and the pictures like around the MGM.

He looks nothing like that. Yeah. He's 35 in those pictures. So first, it's like a jumps. Yeah.

So you haven't seen nobody's seen the man like, so talking about like conspiracy theories and stuff

like that. We didn't all the drive home. Like we're like looking at the reddits and all this

stuff where people are like, I think he has someone performing for how I'm like, no, no, it's him.

He's just older. Yeah. And so there's awful stories of accusations and stuff.

Yeah. He's all of these files. He's been all over the world. He's hugging his lane in a robe.

And he had his own island. Yeah. And like forever. It remember he dated Claudia Schifff for a

long time. Yeah. But I looked up and I think he's like married with kids now. But I don't know

who he like how old the wife is or whatever. Yeah. And then this other credit that we found

the guy. This guy said, I used to work for him. And he was, you know, and my job was I would drive him

back every night from the show. And he would get fast food. And he would eat the fast food in the

car because like whoever it was with was not supposed to know that he was having fast food. And

just all these like weird things. And then, um, but the show is going to end April something.

Yeah. But they're saying that it's because of the episode. Yes. Definitely. It appears to be

that. Yeah. But also, you know, these type of things, I think sometimes the greatest thing that

happens to like corporate America is me to Epstein, whatever. Because sometimes I think they're

probably like trying to get rid of some older performer or newscaster who makes way more than they

could get it. You get a 25 year old to read the teleprompter and whatever. So they're like,

but they're in these long contracts. And then all of a sudden they're like, great news.

We got rid of them. We got rid of Matt Lauer. Yeah. Matt Lauer, you know, whatever. And then,

and then they're like, okay, well, your contract, there's a morality clause. That's how they get

you. And by you having an affair, fucking an intern, whatever, um, being whatever discussed

like you, you are in the Epstein files. Yeah. Now we're going to end this. So that's what I think

happened. Yeah. So now at the end of April, he's just, I guess done, right? Right. But that,

that particular shot, uh, show that he's been doing has been around for a long time.

25 years. No, but then he changes the show like every like 10. But this one was like on your

eight or something because the music was like that funk and like it was, and so then when

you're like, deaf punk, deaf punk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just get lucky. Dude, dude, get lucky. Yeah.

I'm like, I love a year-old song. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. No, at the Statue of Liberty,

he didn't make Statue of Liberty disappear. He said he was going to make the moon disappear. Oh.

In his song, but Drake just said, well, maybe he can just make Epstein Island disappear.

It is next big thing because he's part of the show is he says I am going to make the moon disappear.

I was a little holding that. How much I talked last time. Yeah. Because I thought like if I

perform there again, he'll still be there. But now that I know that he won't be, I just don't care.

The funny thing was I don't know anything about the man, but I've, you know, it's

whole my whole life of appearing on David Copperfield. I thought he was like some amazing person

from a far off land. Sometimes that he's just like from New Jersey or something.

Oh, he's just like a regular guy from New Jersey. I don't know why I thought he was

this supernatural or something. This show he does this whole thing, this whole like

through line about his father. And he acts like it's old videos of his parents and stuff. And

it's like halfway three, you're like, okay, no, these are just actors. It's just like a created

story. What? It was so. And then there's an alien element that's like, I don't know.

But I'm telling you, I'm telling you the weirdness because I'm saying you need to go see it

because you'll never, and you need to go see it with someone that like you would laugh in

church with. Like that kind of friend to go see this thing before it's over with because I don't

think, you know, I've heard stories. I've had friends who, when you do comedy there, they ask you,

like, if you want to go see anything, what you can get you in. And it's always been like a

timing thing because you got to run right from there to show. And I think, I don't need to see.

But my friends have all come back from the conference. We're going, same thing you said. They're like,

wow, it is wild. Like, you're the same thing. Like he doesn't, there's not the same person that

you see in the pictures. And everything else. And he's really homing in the performance.

Honestly, it was the highlight of my Robocon experience because it was like, there was six of us

there. And we just were like, I'm just like, mouths on the floor. Like, what is this crying laughing

like, Brady and Julie, Julie is obsessed. Like it, yeah, go see it. Just, you gotta go look up all

the stuff about him before or after. Because not only are they the Epstein file,

he had his own stories, allegations going back way back from like young girls that he

won't pick out from the audience that were like, you know, not 18. Yeah.

Through then he pursued allegedly and like all that kind of stuff. Right. Right. And I was reading

this, you know, knowing that he remembering the island and remembering all the stories. And we're

reading this on the way back in November before the big drop of the Epstein files. And I was like,

so everyone's just ignoring all these stories. These are legit awful stories.

He was one of the first names that came out. It was like David Cobfield. And, you know,

I'm a guy who's in Stephen Hawking and David Cobfield. I'm like, oh, those are the two.

The Stephen, yeah, like the Stephen Hawking, just like no matter what, you're just thinking,

oh, this unattractive, you know, genius who's, you know, bound by a wheelchair,

still a perv. It doesn't matter how pathetic your life is. Like it's like the same thing when

people are like, oh, this ugly, old rich man that thinks I'm a queen. He'd never cheat on me.

Yeah, I will. Right. Yeah, I will. I saw a picture in the paper of Stephen Hawking with two

girls next to him in bikinis. And it said, Stephen Hawking, relaxing with two, you know, bikini

clothes. I said, he has no other choice than to relax. That's his position. His spine is gone.

Like all he does is relax. That's not like you just got done. It's a really job. Yeah.

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was shot at. So she has this house in Beverly Hills and it has like a white you know gay in front

of it, which a lot of people have, which like you, like you know, safe to cut, get your home.

But this woman showed up with an AK, what it was, an AK-47 and just was shooting at it. So you

can see where they have the bullet AR-15 guns like your machine gun. AR-15, I'm not a gun girl,

but anyway, shot up the thing and you can see like, you know, where it was shot up and she's,

you know, the bail is set for 10 million, which means someone needs to come up with a million.

We don't, we know her name, but we don't know why she was there, what her connection is. I assume

she's just a crazed fan. That's what I've heard. Yeah. Um, but like, was we on home at the time?

I mean, no, no, she probably has three kids now. She's praying with third or something. I mean,

regardless, like, so freaking scary. So that was awful. Then Rachel Zo's house was burglarized.

She was not there. No one was hurt, but I just find it interesting because she's now real house

west of Beverly Hills. And of the current cast of real house west of Beverly Hills, Doree was

robbed. Yeah. Like at gunpoint inside her house. Oh, she was there. She was there. Oh,

and there was a lot of controversy of people wondering, is this a real story? Is this whatever?

But it appears to, it's still her story holds up. No one's ever said it was like a

justly small, that situation that's never been proven. Then Kyle wasn't home. Her house was robbed

of like, you know, heirlooms, purses, all this stuff. Kathy Hilton, her sister was just robbed,

and her husband was home. And he got out his gun. And the guy was like in the house and everything

he's okay. No one was hurt. Sutton, who's on the show, her house was robbed when she was not

there. And I'm like, you know, the whole thing of these reality shows is all the fans are like,

we want to see real wealth. We want to see real. So people show up their shit. The cameras are

in their homes. Oftentimes people like, I remember the Kardashians, all those years that you

would see the old Kardashians, that wasn't the outside of their house. They did a different outside

of their house. Yes. Even though they're behind gates and everything that can only do so much. And so

but they don't do that for real housewives. They show it their real house. Yes. They film their

real house. And there's a new girl now that bought the old house of Kyle's and she is a money

manifestor. That's her job. She tells that mean she tells what she's like her name's Amanda and she

goes, I make more in a month than my husband makes in a year. So I'm or her fiance. So I'm planning

the wedding for the way I want it. I empower women. I tell them how to manifest money. So by

journaling, by taking her courses, that's it. Spend 7500. Yeah. And you can learn how to manifest

your own money wealth. That's amazing. Who falls for this bullshit women? There's so much of

this bullshit going on. And I'm shocked by it. Like if I got to watch Mel Robbins one more time

to tell me to get a good night's rest, I'm like, no shit. I have said it. I think it's women. Women

are looking for the answer. They go to the tarot card readers. They go there. They more of us

go to church. More of us manifest. More of us do the secret. You know, and there's a lot of

things, you know, per shouldn't cost money and manifesting shouldn't cost money. But then there's

these tools that are like coaching tools that people sell. And it's their right to make that money.

And if you buy it, you know, Teddy Mellon camp before she got into podcasting, her job was

she would just yell at you through text about how much you can eat that week. And people paid

$500 a week. Really? And they should be like, show me your food. Yeah. And they'd say,

this is my food for the day. And she's like, too many carrot slices. Next time, three less.

Who's all true? Sounds like my love. And then she taught people under her to be called

accountability coach. But they weren't nutrition. They weren't, they didn't have degrees in nutrition or

physical, you know, being a private trainer, nothing like that. So there's a woman who's a money

manifestor. But how does she really make the money? Is that that's it? You people buy the courses.

There is no. The product is her telling you to just how to journal. So then she had an episode

where she said, Hey, everybody, you know, I got you these journals. And now I need you to sit

around the house. And I'm like, right, you know, if money wasn't an option, where would I want to be

next year? If, you know, and like, imagine it. And I'm all for like the manifestation stuff.

Like, and putting it all together. But I don't need a course for it. I just kind of think of it

and hope for it. And then I look back and say, Oh, that did kind of work out that way. But

um, that's which, but and she's now talking about her wealth all the time and showing her home.

If I was her, I would be like, I'm what better security can I get right now? Yeah, I would be

really terrified living in LA on a street that anyone can drive on. I've heard that they're looking

for like the purses. That's what I've heard. Like all of these break ins. Yeah, they're looking for

the expensive hand. I heard somebody ended up suing who they stole from because they went

and the purses were fake. They're like, I wasted my time. Wait a minute. I went to the real

real and turned out they were fake. And here's this big palm beach lady that was actually like,

she was rich, but a lot of them are fake. I bet they are. You even now, these super fake like

Air May, Birken bags, they call super fake because they really are like crocodile skin and stuff.

They're not from Air May, but they're fake. They look like Air May, but they're like $6,000.

Like a lower rent crocodile. Like a homeless crocodile.

They're not living in an orange tank like Air May, but it's like, so if you're rich and you're

walking around with a crocodile bag, people will think, oh, she spent 65,000 on that because she

is that rich, but the truth is she only spent six. It's still not from the store. I mean, there's

New York City. You can see them. They lay the ones that you can get from 150 or 350. Those are

those fakes. But then if you, you know, so all of it, yeah, so these people are robbing and, you know,

it's a bummer because she's, oh, but that's all she talks about Rachel's always like, I'm a

vintage girl. I mean, I have vintage Chanel, then should Gucci vintage this. You know, she's

so yeah, she's the real housewife now. She basically took the job so that she could destroy the

husband that she's divorcing. Oh, got it. She likes to talk a lot about what a dick is. And it's

better to get it out that way, like talking with other people than if you were just to like

do a podcast solo episode of how much you hate your husband. This is much more organic. Sure.

And talk to the kids about it, whatever. She's very entertaining on it, but I'm telling you,

if I was a robber, yeah, this and someone said, hey, where should we rob this week? I'd be like,

let's get ourselves some vintage Gucci and stuff because that stuff's not fake. Who has that?

Well, Rachel's out. Yeah. All right. So anyway, it's scary. Okay. Our guy, Timothy Shalame was in

some type of interview and he was talking about films. And, you know, people are going to see

less films. And so he basically said, look, I want this art to stay around forever. I don't want

to turn into like ballet and opera. I'm paraphrasing, but basically I read the whole thing to see

the context. But he was talking to Macon, Matthew McConaughey, right? Yeah. He was talking to

somebody else. It was McConaughey. I don't know. And, you know, podcasts or what? So basically,

you know, that people don't in his opinion, he didn't think people were rushing to go see those

things as maybe they did a hundred years ago. Right. And I was thinking about it. And I want and

listen, I believe that there's people that sing opera and learn ballet and everything that are

young today. But I have often thought. Now I'm an older person, you know, Gen X. And if we're not

going to it, because we were raised in it, like I just think you either go to it, like you either

go to hockey games or whatever, or you don't. Right. I think there's an audience for it. Sure.

And it was you were never part of it. But I did go to an opera. Yeah. I don't like 15 years ago.

We got tickets. And I took my mother in law. And after like about 35 minutes, I was like,

are you like feeling this? And she's like, no, I go, would you care if we left or we would

drive all the way down? And I just, I just, it wasn't for me. Yeah. And that's fine. But I understand

why all these people are mad. And they're like, you know, doing these videos of like, try this

Timothy Shalamine. It was this guy, you know, in a little onesie spinning around on one of those

of vibrating things. Well, he's able to spin around while it vibrates doing a plier or whatever.

Because he's an incredible belly belly dance. Now, ballet, I feel like people will always want to

go see ballet. Yeah. Because it, but I also feel like, you know, in our generation, you're like,

if you put your daughter in ballet, they'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You all

been mom, you're going to get a daughter eating disorder. Like every bit person that's ever had an

any ballet is tells is on a podcast saying like, I hate my mom. And I didn't want to do this. And

this was awful. And I, you know, they were weighing me and, you know, my ankles don't work now.

I don't know. Yeah. We had my girl at our school that had, that was a Bellarita. And she was the

only one we knew. And we every two weeks, she had to get new shoes. And so we were like, can we

have a pair? And then like hanging on for decorator rooms. And you could see, you know, the

dried blood inside because she's spinning around. And then I went to her house and the mom made

this beautiful meal. And she's like, none for you. No, for the kid. Yeah. Oh God. And I got the

meatloaf and the mashed potatoes. And she had to have literally a carrot. You know what she needs?

And then Teddy many killed. I was just going to say she needs to protect from Teddy Melon.

Too many carrots. Oh my God. That, you see, my problem with ballet was I went to a couple.

And the few that I've seen were these odd, this guy, he's kind of famous for like turning

famous like plays into ballets. Uh-huh. And the adults play the kids parts.

So because too many pick it a little. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know whatever. They don't have

the Ruining Union rules, whatever they can't work certain now. So, you know, and any kind of

an adult plays a kid part, especially in something like that they really got to overdo it.

They just give them the big rainbow lollipop. That was something like 38 year old man's

fitting around with a big rainbow lollipop and a propeller hat. I'm like, all right. I mean,

I think that's creepier than just watching a kid do it. Oh my God. Yeah. Um, so anyway,

well, I think Charlie was kind of joking. He was just like talking. But he was also, I said,

I go, I think he's being kind of humble by saying, look, the art form that we're doing right now,

it might not be around. Yeah. In, in 20 years, the way things are moving so fast, if people don't,

if people don't go to see movies and all that. And then he also said, like, how the action now,

they're saying the action has to be right at the front of the film. So then Drake goes, yeah,

that really pissed me off. I want to go see that Jurassic Park or whatever, the latest one. And he

goes in the first five minutes or just people getting ripped and torn by dinosaurs. And then the

rest of it, he's like, where's the dinosaurs? Like there was no more. Right. Right. Yeah. And,

oh, that's funny. So it's, yeah, I think he was trying to be like, just because we're movie stars

today doesn't mean that we'll have the luxury of being it. That's why I think he was a lot of people

are also saying that this kind of screwed his chances at winning best actor now, because now he's

not going to like some stink on him. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then I, yeah. And then SNL did a joke

about it being like, you know, you said, no one's interested in opera or ballet. But you also did

a movie about ping pong. Yeah. And I'm, I haven't seen it. I did. Did you love it? It's okay.

It's pretty good. I mean, definitely watchable. What is it? So he's just a ping pong player.

That's more to it than that. But yeah, it's about ping pong in the end. But it's a rule.

Yeah, childhood trauma. He bullied or anything. It's the same guy who did uncut gems. You

see that movie uncut gems with Adam Sandler? Yeah. So it's got like really frenetic and kind of

wild. It's kind of actiony and moves a lot. Does it have a narration? Yeah, a little bit.

It's good movie. Check it out. For you wouldn't be disappointed. We were at, you're at like

eating outside and this song, that song was playing. That is, um, you just are right away.

You're just a lot of that, you know, that Rolling Stone song. That's oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, it was on it. I was like, oh, my God. This is like in every Martin Scorsky's

film where he's always like, this is where I met Booby-D-Bop. Booby-D-Bop. He always knew where to

get the best ladies, you know, like whatever it is. Is that your audition for a Martin Scorsky?

Yeah. And then it's like, and then it's always someone slowly walking to the

jet. Yeah. It's always like a cocaine-filled suitcase or money or whatever. It's always that

song. But I'm like, when you say the frenetic, I'm like, yeah, when you see like a style of a movie

like that about someone's life. And then they do that narration to keep you, was there narration

or no? Yeah, there is an narration in that movie. Yeah. I was always told that's a that's a lazy

way to write. Well, of course, it just covers a lot of ground. Yeah. Yeah. Instead of showing it,

you could just, yeah. And then, yeah, it stops. Yeah, record scratch. Yeah, I'm telling you,

that's Harry McGee. Harry McGee is my friend. Sounds like we got a Scorsese movie.

Um, your co-worker. Yeah, Megan Markle. Yeah, your co-worker. The Netflix deal is done. I don't

think this is any surprise. Netflix ends Megan Markle's partnership. They, of course, were very

classy about it. They said it was this time has run out. We are not renewing it. But we're so

excited to see what she'll do to grow the brand as ever on her own. Yeah. Which is the jam.

She's got a lot of jam. Which I said, they said the Netflix offices were filled with the jam. I

read some report, you know, they can't even give it away as damn jams everywhere. And then they said

the jam wasn't even made like in California. Yeah, like Idaho or something. Yeah. And so because

it was supposed to be whatever the jam was called was based or originally she had some other name.

She's really, anyway, as ever or as if or whatever as fuck. I don't know what it's called.

I think it's as ever. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're right. Anyway, what I have. So what now? I mean,

where do we go from here? We are so close to doing my prediction, which is what I've always said.

Another, but you already did a podcast. No. Join. She will end up joining an ensemble reality show

podcast that follows their lives. And I don't it's coming closer than I even like a real house

wife. Yeah. Something like that. Oh, that would be that's two. She can't do that. It's going to

happen. Really? Yeah. Because, you know, because it will. And even in that, I don't think that she will

be that exciting to watch. Right. But it'll be a name to like get the deal sold. Okay.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to put it together herself, where she could have like

final edit. And she's like recruiting some monoceto preschool moms being like, would you want to do

something like this? Uh-huh. But then she's probably going to say, but unlike housewives,

it'll be about women entrepreneurs supporting each other. I just watched a show about women

entrepreneurs supporting each other. What is it called? It's called CEO club. Oh, what's that on?

Serena Williams Prime or something. Oh. And it's fine. But it's not it's not as entertaining as

when they're ripping their each other's heads off for coming late to the charity of it. Yeah.

You know, don't forget that out after the ratings are down. Like Sut flip over table. Yeah. I mean,

you know, you follow them on their, at their book signing at Barnes and Noble. Then you follow

them when they get their wax museum, their wax figure, and then you follow them at their beauty

launch. Right. You know, with the flower wall and people taking photo, it's just kind of like,

we've seen it all. Like that's not going to people's like press events as a reality show is not

really juicy. So that's what I think is going to happen. Okay. I mean, what about afternoon

television? What about moving into that Kelly Clarkson world? No, she does not have the popularity

anymore. Not put. I think she's getting to the point where people just don't really care that

much. They don't even care enough to like rip on her. Yeah. People didn't even rip on the second

season like they did the first because they were like the jokes old and I don't really care. Right.

What do you think's going to happen to right? Well, here's what I mean, I think I said it before

on here. You got to start making yourself seem a little more human. I know I don't, you know,

I don't know a day-to-day life, but me at night there's anyone else. That's part of the problem.

So I'm like, I'm not kidding when I say a couple of pop-ups on Saturday and live. All of a sudden,

you're like, oh, okay, maybe she is fun. I agree. I agree. Like she's true about what she is.

Okay. So now you work at SNL. Yeah. And her people pitch her to do something which you know,

they're not going to just say right or anything like no. She's going to I don't think I think that the

wave has passed. Like I think you could be right. I think she it's just like I don't still think

people would care. Yeah. But I the only way I think it can happen is if and I don't want this to

happen is if they broke up and then she was really free. She's now Sarah Ferguson which she's in a

lot of hot water. She's all the way up scene files and all that. But she's just kind of like I'm

the ex-prince and she kind of can get real like you. Like just talk about like oh my god. Like what

if here I like here I thought I was going to have this which she never will I don't think. I don't

think so. Yeah. That's part of the problem. But yeah, who knows. I mean, I still think she's very

fun to look at. Like I still think she's really pretty. Do you think there's acting again at all?

Back to acting like full on real. Whatever she was doing suits and things like that. I think

there's so few acting jobs and I think it wouldn't be convenient for like where her life is. Right.

That I think she's like a little bit hate to say it lazy. The podcast sounded like she was

real lazy. The show was very lazy. She's putting it credit Joe's peanut butter pretzels into a bag.

I mean, but it wasn't her house. You made it like find a house down the street and then

get all two seasons together in like two weeks like knocked it out. So I'm like, I don't think

that she will want to get up at 4 a.m. and drive to Warner center. Warner brothers and

be in a trailer for 12 hours learning lines to raise an enemy. I just don't think it's going to happen.

Right. Okay. All right. The swan page that we knew this was coming. Hulu is going to visit

the swan. I literally said after the America's next top model, I go, now they're just going to do

every horrible. We're sure from the 90s. Yeah. We're a 25. Real is going to do a TikTok going.

I can't believe they did this. Right. Yeah. Who are these monsters that greenlit the show and then

also watched it from home. Yeah. And the swan is one of them. And I cannot wait because there is

not a show I want to know more about where are they now than the swan. Yeah. Have you seen anywhere

are they now from it or anybody? I just remember shortly after and there were two swans a guy and

a girl that got all the plastic surgery, you know, pinned back the ears, filled the cheeks,

short in the nose, got the hair extensions. So they look like Miss Piggy walking around.

Right. That's a big long hair. And two swans had a baby. Oh, yeah. And I need to see what that

baby looks like because they're very genetically. Yeah. Eight years are out. Right. And the

schnauzer schnauzer. I don't know. I need to see what that baby looks like. So and then also they

went back to their hometowns. And it's like, you know, do they have money to keep getting the

Botox? Do they have money to keep filling their hair extensions? Like they're going to go back

to working at the dairy queen. Right. So I'm, yeah, like I think this will be interesting.

Very interesting. I just remember it, remember it. And Dr. DeBrow,

Heather DeBrow's husband from OC, he was one of the original doctors. Oh, yeah. That's right.

You see, remember they couldn't look at themselves. And they'd lose weight. And then they'd get

all the surgery. It feels like a hundred years ago. I vaguely remember. And then they'd be like,

okay. And then they look the thing and they'd look in the mirror after they've had all the

plastic surgery. Have a look to the mirror for three months, like the swelling, everything has to go

down. And they're just like, he was so, it was crazy. Yeah. But kind of crazy fun, but awful.

I always felt it was weird. They used to do things like this, not to this length, but I think it

was like today's show or something. They would go out to the plaza. They would just do a haircut

on a guy and maybe give him a better fitting pants. Yeah. And I was always like, well,

what if you're the guy who probably thinks, hey, I look great. And then they're like searching

around. We need somebody gross. And this poor guy's out there with his sign. Happy birthday to his

wife. It's like, you're gross enough. What? Yeah, you. I remember being at my first apartment in

Bratwood, desperate to be on TV, picking up the drama logs, sending out the hedgehog. And I'm like,

I don't what I'm going to do. I'm going to get picked for a makeover. Okay. So I put on this awful

outfit. And I parted my hair down the middle. And I had no makeup. And I was like, like, I just really,

and I sent it in. And I was like, I just am ready for a makeover. I'm like, this front and

done person. And like, they didn't pick me. But I was really like, oh, sure, you can chop my hair

and like make me look like Jennifer Aniston. I don't fucking care. Like I just want to be on TV.

It always looks good when they cut like a guy's hair. Yeah. There was a few though. I've seen

that people have reached from the archives and put on. And there was one that was like not good.

Yeah. They did this like where they like, I didn't want to. Yeah. They took over her hair and made

it like spiky and short. And it was like the worst. It was like, oh, I don't know. There's been some

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so doctor Phil there's one exposing how awful that show was on e

legit scams and lawsuits and investigation claims. Well of course

what's the girl catch outside? Yeah. And now her name is bad bunny. No it's not.

Beha behaebe. Yeah baby. Yeah she's a Daniel Burgosie I believe her real name is. Yes and

and so anyway she makes whatever $68 million a year doing only fans and I like to I need to see

the receipts on that. Every time I hear that numb those numbers I'm like I just don't I don't

believe it I'm sorry I know how come the funny thing is nobody believes anything anymore right like

we were saying that does might be a conspiracy here but yet that one everyone's like yeah 68

million, definitely, like, have you seen that girl?

That little trolls making $68 million on there?

Absolutely not.

No way.

I always feel like for that,

it's gotta be the initial amount.

Like for the Piper Raquel or whatever he was,

she was like a YouTuber kid.

Okay.

And she basically had like her own I Carly show type of thing,

but like on YouTube.

And then she went on.

And then, you know, and then they were like count down

until Piper turns 18.

There's a huge count down, like a time square or something.

Same thing with that girl.

Catch me outside.

Yeah.

And then, but then the time square,

a bunch of losers waiting.

Could you imagine David Copperfield's waiting?

And so anyway, then she did it.

But Drake said that she waited like two months

after her birthday and he's like,

she really missed like the, I'm like,

I don't think she missed it.

It was one of the guys.

Yeah, I said, I go, did you do it?

But it was two, she made like two million.

But I'm like, okay.

So now you're doing, you know, two million

at 68 million, big difference.

But also is it two million just for that month?

Like are you gonna keep those people

for the next five years as you enter your 20s, gross?

Yeah.

Nobody wants to see that.

Oh, man.

And then like she was like,

there was some like article about her, you know,

whatever, collaborating with some other girl.

And it's interesting like they're cute girls.

But it's like what really does well in those things

is truly not the girl next door

from the bunny era with the blonde.

It's like really kind of like brown hair

and not a lot of makeup.

Like truly those are the girls that like make the most.

But is it sexual or are they just talking in their room?

No, it's sexual.

Oh, it is, okay.

It's definitely like boobs and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I mean, you know, it's a million times better

than what our old porn stars had to do.

Oh, yeah.

Traveling to the valley.

To the sun valley.

Oh, yeah.

Peter and I used to get in arguments

when we were watching cinematics

because I'd be like, I know that's in Porta Ranch.

And be like, no, it's not.

It's right over here.

I go, no, it's not.

That house was there.

And that's what we would fight about

instead of like getting all haunt and horny.

We would try to figure out the real estate.

I used to do them.

I mean, when I first came to LA,

I did those type of movies.

They never saw the light of day.

It was like a one weird guy in the Malibu

who was like, shot these movies on like a camcorder.

But he had 10, 15 actors.

We'd all show up.

And it would be like a lot of shower scenes.

And he would.

How much do you do, did he would you do?

I did.

I just bathing suit.

Like the men were never nude.

It was always just topless women.

Oh, okay.

And he would rent out hotel rooms.

Like I remember the Malibu beach in which is still there.

Yeah.

He would rent the room there.

And he would always be like, okay, everybody.

Yeah, you're just kids blowing off steam.

Now it's be as one piece of direction.

We would all go, okay.

And then, you know, some girls would take off their tops.

And they would be like just showering.

Yeah, I remember.

Yeah.

And he would have like $150 cash.

So good.

And we were like, at that time,

I mean, it was a metaphor to give us a million.

So every day, I would drive back.

Like let's do it again.

And.

I was kind of like obsessed with the whole like adult industry

of the late mid 90s.

Yeah.

Where that's when they were just starting to break into mainstream.

Like Charlie Sheen would be dating one of them.

Right, right.

And it was like, oh my gosh, you know,

that there was a avianne award.

Like Tracy Lorde's.

Tracy Lorde's and like the avianne awards would be like featured

in like the tabloids.

They were on showtime, I think, and stuff.

Yeah, they put them on.

And, you know, and they'd accept their award

for like triple anal or whatever it is.

And, you know, and it just was like legitimizing it

and everything.

And then those type of those, I love those documentaries.

Yeah, because the trajectory of those girls

are they end up getting out of it.

Having a kid.

Christian becoming a realtor.

Oh, and then the crash of 2008,

they had to go back to doing the porn.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

No, they said it was easier than setting up open-house sites.

Yeah.

They said it was safer than sitting on it.

I don't know if they had to be housed by themselves.

They'd rather do a train.

I know that there's a paycheck at the end

than showing some loser 20 houses who doesn't buy.

That is so fun.

Anyway, so with Dr. Phil, I said-

There's actually a series on like porn,

or something now.

Yeah, after porn.

It showed you something.

I'm talking like a real estate porn series.

Oh, that's not selling such sites.

No, no, it's like, that's the fantasy.

The guy comes and goes,

can you sell it and the girl's like,

oh, I really need to sell this house next to you.

Oh, but it's actually so much like that.

They have a graphic for it.

If you go it is called.

And in the graphic, the chimney is a dick.

And it's spewing sperm.

I have heard that people have given sexual favors

to get the listing.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm sure.

But then you got to make sure that the guy actually

is going to sell when you bring the offer.

And I'm like, where is the commission?

But yeah, and I knew a girl that was in real estate

and she was cheating on her husband

and she would tell her lovers to meet her at her listings.

Oh, really?

Yeah, just as like a fuck house forever.

And then my mom one time, she had a listing

and she said, and it was like one of her great

like cocktail stories.

Like she totally could have been like a standup

or whatever if she didn't exist.

I always say that.

But she, you know, she said it.

Well, it was, she did that.

She told the story.

She's like, oh, I walked in on Elaine

with the horse trader.

I go, what?

And she goes, yeah, I was showing the house.

And you know, they were very difficult.

They would let me put a lock box on it.

So I had to co-over there every time

and open it for the broker.

And I walked in the room.

And there she was, you know, being mounted,

no pun intended by the horse trader.

Wow.

And I, and I go, what did you do?

She goes, well, I continue to show the house.

I said, oh, I'm sorry.

But as you can see, this is a beautiful walking closet.

Excuse me, Elaine.

I just want them to see the walk.

Because a lot of models, this age of home

don't have this walking closet.

But this was part of an addition

and we do have permits.

And then she'd walk and yeah.

And then, and then Elaine was like,

oh, please, please, Pam, don't tell my husband.

And she goes, I won't.

But you're going to take the next offer I bring in.

You know, I can be so difficult.

Oh, nice.

Yeah.

There you go.

So anyway, with Dr. Phil, he allegedly,

they're saying in the show, which I've not seen.

I've just seen little reviews of it,

which is things that I heard from Jerry Springer too.

All of them, they, in the end, they have to,

they're producing a show.

They want people to be crazy.

So they get these people.

That's what gets to reading that are writing in.

And you know, this is a time where

I think you had to write in a little bit more.

So they would actively try to find you too.

But now it's like really easy to cast a reality show

or something.

They always find them on Instagram.

And like, oh, you sound like you have like a hot group

of friends, you have a thousand followers,

you're rich, you have a private jet.

You want to be on a housewife?

Like that's how they find these girls.

But with this, the people would come.

And then they said, you know, they'd be,

my husband's an alcoholic or whatever.

And we need marriage counseling.

And so they'd put him in a room with a bunch of alcohol.

And leave him in there.

Oh, we're going to be back in an hour, you know, whatever.

And then they'd bring him out.

And he'd be like, I'll tell you right now, you seem drunk.

Yeah.

I get to take this breathalyzer.

That's one of the stories they play.

There was already alcohol in the dressing room.

Yeah. And then they give them breathalyzer.

And it's like, oh my god, this girl has to like,

leave him.

And then of course, with Catch Me Outside, I guess she,

I mean, how could she be mad at Dr. Phil?

Oh, I mean, it's all because of that.

And beyond that show.

Is she in this documentary?

I don't have to see that.

But I'm like, she cannot.

But I saw something where her mother was mad.

Oh, yeah.

But I think it's probably because the mother,

he probably blamed the mother for her being such a badass, you know?

I think that what together, when it first happened,

that's what it was.

Yeah.

It was her yelling at the mother.

Yeah.

And so of course, they're like, you're all go, you know,

now talk about how awfully is.

But he's kind of fallen away.

Like, he had like some big podcast company

or something that doesn't exist anymore.

And I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah.

But Oprah made him.

Yeah, Oprah.

And made him and Dr. Oz, both of them.

Yeah.

And people then, yeah, people are like, let's really,

let's talk about Oprah's real crimes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But with him, he was basically like a life coach person.

Yeah.

And she found, and he coached her through her trial

of when she said, I won't, I'm never going to eat a hamburger again,

because they said that there was mad cow disease in England's needs.

And then she psyched, and then she said, I will never eat it.

I won't eat a hamburger.

And then five.

Have you seen Oprah lately?

She's not eating anything.

She looks like a mad cow.

She, people are dying over her outfit in Paris and how thin she looks

and everything.

I also want to say, I mean, I get why people, whether they're seven

or whatever, are finally getting a taste of this

that they chase their whole life.

And they just are like, I can love it.

I love that every month.

I can buy a smaller size.

Yeah.

And I'm not going to stop.

I don't think it's, I think once you get to a certain age,

you shouldn't be so thin.

Yeah.

Because I would think, I always thought.

It looks like it's a little weak.

Yeah, I always thought like, as you got older,

I don't know, that like, you know, you don't want to be so fragile.

Like you'll break a bone or whatever.

But she's just small for her.

I don't think she's so skinny that it's like unhealthy.

Right.

But yeah, you know, then she's like, please don't talk about my weight.

I'm like, you are the person that brought out your weight

on a little red wagon, remember?

Not every other couple of years.

Every couple of years, it was a new thing that she did.

Yeah.

And wondered and had-

Weight watcher.

Yeah.

And had us all, you know, talking about weight or whole life.

So, I mean, but let her have, you know, let her have her.

I don't know.

Did you see Demi Moore?

Yeah.

So a lot of people are concerned about that.

That she's way too skinny.

She looks real skinny.

And-

Which is, she looked good.

I mean, like her face, 63 years old, I think I read.

It's just, I just think it's, listen, you're just standing there

taking a photo.

You're not, so you're not in a movie.

We saw you take a photo, so yes, people are going to comment.

I like the dress, she looks great.

She looks too skinny, she, she's aged.

That's what people say.

And it is awful, but like that, what the, you're out there.

That's what we're talking about it.

But anyway, so-

What about Seacrest?

Has anybody talking about that one?

He looks very skinny.

Well, he too had eating disorders when he was a kid.

Yeah.

And I think sometimes, you know, you get this like magic pill.

And then I don't know, like if it can be the greatest gift,

or it can be, I always think, I always think it's going to be like a flowers

for Aldrin on thing.

Oh yeah.

Where he got really smart and then he got dumber.

Like, but I don't think so, because it's been around a long enough.

It's working.

I mean, I just think, I just think people just stuff to, you know, do what's right

for them and be careful.

But Dr. Phil, they, you know, I guess, maybe he was a doctor.

What could you just look at Dr. Phil's doctor, I think.

Was he like a real psychologist?

Oh, I don't know about that.

I really like to show.

And I always felt like he did give good advice.

It went for a long time.

And I mean, he was under the Oprah and Verella,

which was people telling shocking, real people telling shocking stories

about their life.

Yeah.

They were a mom and PTA, but actually secretly addicted to meth.

Oprah was the first person to show us what hoarding was.

Yes.

You know, things like that.

And so then, so he was under that umbrella.

So it's like that, that was how the producers were taught to produce.

And that's why like after Oprah, like why was always so interesting to see where they

went after.

And that was like the only way you could get fame.

We really didn't have like social media.

So all of a sudden, you would go on the show and your whole neighborhood would now know

that your husband's a raging alcoholic and like your kid, you know, hates you or whatever.

All right.

So you're watching a little bit of, I watched it.

The love story.

I watched it last night.

I watched the latest one, the wedding.

And then I watched the first one.

I just had I thoroughly enjoyed it.

It isn't at the best.

I thought it was real.

I thought the first one was very good.

I'm like, I mean, I'm loving it.

I've covered it a lot.

So I wanted you to just get a little to get your opinion.

I mean, isn't that John, John, like the exact person, like he is so good.

I, what I might take away from the first episode, you know, what they first meet was just I

whole, I missed that whole era, that whole like hook up club drinking.

What were you doing?

New York, that.

When you know you miss it.

Yeah, I missed it.

Like you don't know.

I missed it.

You're out the Chris Fragile.

Yeah, I know.

No, I was in it.

But I miss it like in today's world.

I miss it too.

Yeah.

I love the music and the playing of the games and the right down your number and hope that

he called.

And yeah.

All that.

I loved it.

I know, like I want to see a whole movie about that, like that era, that world, everyone

saying there's that other trend going on, like saying to this song going, mom, what

did you like, it shows like someone like me and it's like, mom, what were you like in

the 90s?

And then the mom like me does a full thirst trap of like 20 different photos of them being

like a model in the 90s.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

And I want to do that.

But then a Drake's never going to ask me that because he doesn't want to fucking do

the video.

Was it edit it?

Go find all that.

And then I have to go through 20 different boxes to find like photos of me.

So I'm just saying.

Yeah.

You can find what I look at when I look to the night.

I wrote a book about the 90s.

Again, I, one of my manifestations is that my book, you'll never blue ball in this town

again, should be a show.

Should be a TV show, a movie, something.

It's all the good things.

It's that year.

It's Hollywood.

It's all the good things.

It's Hollywood.

And but what concerns me is I'm friends with Carol Radsonwell and she'd written a book

and she was married to his cousin, who then died of cancer right before they died

of the plane crash.

And there's, there's all these inaccuracies in the movie.

Right.

But they're plucked from, I think, different books.

And then they change it just enough.

Like in the wedding one, she, she makes everyone wait two hours because she couldn't get her

dress and it had to be sewn on.

She's smoking cigarettes in a bathtub or something like that.

Yeah.

And I'm like, I could never make someone even wait a minute on my wedding day.

I never.

So I'm like, that just makes you, and there's no air conditioning and there's sweating

and a waste in Georgia.

And like the candles.

And so apparently that isn't true, that she was able to get the dress over her head

by just putting like a sheet so her makeup didn't get on it.

She did her own makeup and that it was John who couldn't find his shirt.

Oh, okay.

John couldn't find his shirt and that's what held it up a little bit.

But it wasn't anything like that.

And it was like, and people, it could walk right over from where they're staying.

On my wedding day, I would never drive an open air Jeep down a dusty road.

I don't think that points to.

Yeah.

So that's fine, you know, like, but I can see why people that lived it, being that it's

such a popular thing are getting upset.

They did have a John F. Kennedy look like contest in New York and the guy in the roller

blades won.

And it was really cute, really fun.

I love it.

I love the clothes.

I love the era.

I love that people want that like Jen Z is missing it because you can have it.

Right.

You just have to go outside the house.

I see it.

I mean, just watching that, like I said, that first episode and seeing her in that club,

you know, all they're all smoking and they're drinking, you know, and then did you

hook up with that guy last night?

Like that world is just gone.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I mean, for me, at least, you know, maybe they were still doing it.

And I don't know about it, but no, because it's like because the social media kind of ruined

it.

And like, you know, everybody's like status because you can see it on social media.

So you like, you know, like, you don't wonder, oh, am I his type that you only like

spawns.

Forget it.

You know, you'd talk to yourself out of these things because you can find out too much.

And then what she calls that model guy into the cab and they go back to the apartment

in the first episode.

Yeah.

It was fun.

Oh, yeah.

She has the real model guy is right here.

He was, yeah, and they've run up to him and like asked him, wait, let's see.

Oh, I saw that guy.

Yeah.

He was on Baywatch.

That guy's a pretty big actor for a while now.

Right.

And then she had a couple hot boyfriends, yeah, the Baywatch guy.

Yeah.

That was very, very good looking.

He's one of those girls.

I knew a friend in college that only dated like the hottest guys.

I never wanted the hottest one.

If they were too hot, I did, when I was with this one model that I called Mollman because

he had like a mole right here and he was a model at SC, um, pretty sure he was gay.

But whatever, even that, I felt like you're too good looking for me.

Like I like my level one step below, you know what I mean, like I need to be the hotter

of the two.

And I was always like with somebody really better looking than me was hitting on me.

I just felt like it was weird.

Yeah.

No, but she, like she was hot and sexy and you know what she was the cover of BU magazine

college girls, like the calendar, like the calendars back then at SC2 was like a big thing.

Modeling was like everyone wanted me a model.

Everybody wanted to go to a model in class.

Everyone wanted me a model.

So schools for barbers are a school of modeling when I was growing up to be a model.

Like, and even she was on the cover of it.

So I'm like, they say how she was like not thirsty and everything, I mean, yeah, but like

she knew she was hot, like she knew she could be something amazing.

But um, Darryl Hannah wrote wrote an open, um, letter about how annoyed she was by it because

they made and people did think does Ryan Murphy secretly hate Darryl Hannah.

Oh, they don't make her look good at all.

But then the actress that plays her acting so flighty and everything you haven't seen

that episode.

But she said, John, how's your mom?

Is she still sick?

Yeah.

You know, I made her look just really like dumb and flighty.

And so she's like, first of all, like, you know, I don't like how I'm being portrayed.

But one of the things that I did think she has a right to be pissed about is there's

a scene where he comes home.

They've gotten back together and he's done with Darryl Hannah.

He's annoyed with her.

He's got a bunch of models over and she's doing the cocaine call, yeah, cocaine off

of like some heirloom or whatever, some kind of an heirloom.

And she's like, besides that never happening, I've actually never done cocaine in my life.

And I've never had like a drug field party.

And I never, and you know, his mother did want to see me, you know, during her death or

whatever.

And I didn't crash a funeral, which all of that she's saying is true.

And she did go to the funeral and she was not not invited and all that.

So it's weird because it's like because these people are still in that they're real.

I could see, obviously, you take two public figures like this and you create a scene

where they're talking about a bed.

Right.

But then when you have actual people that are still walking on this earth and you do just

like, I would be annoyed by that.

I've never tried cocaine.

And if someone was going to do the Chris Friend Jola story, and there's a girl Heather

and she's, it's your Chelsea lately days that I'm like, so Chris, I'm on the round

table one day.

I would be like, that's how just that's like do some other lie about me or not lie, but

there's enough truths about me.

You didn't need to do that part.

I read her.

I bet I thought it was pretty good.

I was like, yeah, I would say some same thing.

I agree.

Yeah.

Don't be doing that.

Like, she's still a legitimate person living in the world, but then like, but like,

what does he carry?

He's got the hottest show ever.

Yeah.

The way he does stuff.

Oh, Ryan Murphy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Not everything.

I don't like the horror stuff.

Right.

But I like, you know, the Menendez brothers and, you know, I just, I get excited for when

he does these things that I like lived through and kind of remember it even though it's not

totally accurate, you know, you got to make it juicy, but it's, it's so good.

And everyone's just like, it's pretty fun.

Yeah.

What else I like, which is going to sound strange, but I do like when you have to wait

a week for the next episode.

Me too.

I don't like watching it all.

I mean, sometimes they do.

I have to have said, no, I don't.

I have to have something to look forward to.

Yeah.

I think it's smart the way they do it now.

They do like, give you two.

Mm-hmm.

And then you got to wait.

Yeah.

So then you're like, in it and you can talk about it and tell people, but once a week,

like, yeah, sometimes it's like, you know, it's like only having dessert on Fridays

or something.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Save it up.

Don't.

Okay.

Oh, this girl, I, when I was talking to Carol, I go, I bet you'll be in it and she is

not.

And she goes, I'm not, I know I'm not in it because I saw the cast list and there's

no name for Carol as well.

But at the wedding, someone he's spotted that it looks like a young Carol, a brunette girl

that was like sitting next to his cousin who has a, a major part.

Yeah.

And the guy that plays the cousin, her husband, Carol actually dated him briefly.

Oh, really?

And then he called her, he's like, I'm going out for the part.

Yeah.

The guy who, as your husband who died.

The guy who plays Teddy Kennedy looks a little bit like Peter.

He really does.

How's it going?

The Teddy and the Ethel.

Yeah.

That was so good.

Yeah.

Like, I know I was never going to be the most beautiful.

Yeah.

But these men will cheer you up and eat you out and I'm like, it was, yeah, the whole

stories, the truth, the real, the truth about the Kennedy's not just being womanizers and

everything.

But the truth of how John, how Joe Kennedy, like, got rich.

Oh, yeah.

It's great.

You know, that's right.

I mean, a bunch of different ways.

I mean, no, one of the ways was he and his friends got all their money together and like

bought all this stock and then like drove it up and then sold it and made money allegedly

whatever.

I don't know if that's true.

And then from there, it was like, he was like the male, like the person that was talking

about it was like, it was almost like they were like the Kardashians and then he was, but

for politics.

So then he was like, okay, if I'm not going to be like the president, you're going to be

son number one, but he died in the war.

So then it was Jack and then it was Bobby and then it was, and even they've still even

tried to do with Ted Kennedy after he killed the girl in the car, right?

And then he took her, took the cars and was drunk and then it went into the lake or whatever

the water and then he got out and nobody went to fetch her for like 12 hours.

Yeah.

And people still voted him in to be Senator and still talked about maybe he should be

president.

Yeah.

He had a long political career.

It's amazing.

The other part that I thought was, remember the days where Calvin Klein was straight, remember

that for a little while?

I know.

He was married to that Kelly, Kelly Hansen or something, whatever it was I think, but

yeah.

Yeah.

That was, I forgot all about those times.

Yeah.

It, I know.

And he always getting divorced again from his husband who was 30.

Yeah.

I know.

Yeah.

It's a model guy that he got just shame.

Do you think it was rude that she didn't have him do or dress?

Oh, no.

I didn't even think about it.

Yeah.

And he knows if that was, he might have not even cared because Calvin Klein wasn't doing

wedding dresses.

So it's like, I was like, they did get a pretty good a net banning look alike though.

But I first thought I was like, is that a net banning?

Yeah.

And then I said, yeah, that was pretty good.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Yeah.

It's just fun.

And then you're like, oh, my God, she did wear that outfit.

Yeah.

You know, but I'm sure it wasn't Carolyn's idea like Carolyn might not even have been there

for the meeting.

Like they have to, I get it.

I get why Daryl's mad, but I also get like, we're creating a story here.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, this water polo player, he is at one of the most prestigious schools here in

LA, Harvard, West Lake.

And he is being, the school's being sued.

I think he's being sued too.

Is he getting sued too?

He's the son of a pretty prominent assistant director, but I'm pretty, also, it's just

like out of a movie because his name is like the thunder beat or something like it's

like.

And anyway, they were water polo players.

And this, this young man who is black has filed a lawsuit against the school.

And I believe him saying that he was just bullied every day for the whole four years.

He's on the water polo team.

And he was digitally penetrated through all the time in school going up the stairs and

everything.

And I was like, well, how could you get like your finger like through the shorts and

everything while you're walking up the stairs?

But I think they meant he just like, put them right.

I don't know.

But then they said he was, he, there's another kid who he actually settled the case where

he penetrated another kid with foreign object, though this, this same guy, oh, he had to

settle another one.

Yeah.

Had to settle one.

God, you're not even having that.

You're probably, you're clean up.

Yeah.

That's the new, that's a new shoe.

Remember that show that was like Donovan?

What was that?

Ray Donovan.

Ray Donovan.

Yeah.

But you're just, you're the Ray Donovan of rich kids in LA.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We were just talking about before we came to air.

Yeah.

Like three schools currently.

View point school, another very prestigious school here.

They found out that a teacher, that was like a, maybe for 11 year olds, he'd been taking

pictures.

Yeah.

Taking photos.

Like I don't know underneath their skirts or something.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So then, and then what was the Sierra Canyon one?

Sierra Canyon was like they were, they were like having like a, they had like kissing clubs

or whatever.

Oh, and the girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was like a girl on girls.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And they were being bullied to do it.

Yes.

They're like 13, 14 year olds or whatever.

Yeah.

So yeah, they were being bullied into like kissing clubs.

Sometimes I'm like, I used to, you know, people always used to be like, homeschool kids

are weird and, you know, kids need to be around other kids, and I'm like, do they

though?

Do they?

If anyone talks about as a childhood trauma or like with their bullying school or stuff,

if you never went to school, if you learned what you needed to learn, like in your family

or like whatever with your cousins and then, and then come 18, if you want to go to college

or not, everyone's like an adult and they're not like fucking mean.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Do we have to even, like I'm just like, do we have to go through that?

Like it was awful.

The funny thing is these are like people pay for these schools.

50, 50,000.

This is my wife went to Harvard, West Lake, the school where they're, yeah, I asked her

if she'd ever been penetrated, you know, by anyone she said, no.

The first, so we were talking about this last time at a dinner and they're like digital.

I've never heard a digital penetration.

I didn't know what that was.

Drake thought it was like cyber related.

Sort of on.

Because digital.

It's not.

And I go, no, it means digits.

It's the digits of your fingers.

Oh.

And so, yeah.

So digital meeting.

Oh.

And so.

Okay.

So, whatever the first time I heard it, because another story about my mom is that she was

like reading the L.A. Times and she's like, oh my God.

Dr. Azzonio or whatever, making up a name was, you know, look at this case.

And she's like, oh my God, we sold this man a house or whatever.

And someone was saying that he digitally penetrated her when he was like, when she was asleep

getting dentistry done.

Oh.

And I'm like, and I go, what is it?

And I go, what is digital penetration?

You know, so what means like, you know, his fingers.

And she's like, but the one thing about him is I remember he had the shortest, fat

us little fingers.

I remember him signing the contract.

And I'm like, she's like, I don't think you could get very far up there with those little

fingers.

Yeah.

Well.

Oh.

Oh my God.

No.

But so, I mean, I said to that I was going over with Drake and Drake was in water polo

at Cal Bass.

And he goes, I'm like, do you remember anything like this?

He goes, I mean, basically when you're playing water polo, you're just trying to drown

each other every fucking day.

So he's like, that was pretty bad, like that is true.

It is wild.

And it's just such like a skimpy, like you're in these tiny little swim trunks and like,

and but you know, it's awful when you tell there was another story in Riverside that,

you know, had, you know, horrible things, but they just were awarded 27 million their

child actually died from it, from the bullying, like from a punch to the head or something.

And they sued Riverside County because they were like, we told you, we told over and over.

And I'm like, I don't know.

Like I just don't know what people are supposed to do.

Right.

And if you don't have the means to like, or move your kid right away, or you're like, well,

why should I be the one that has to leave, you know, or maybe they set in this case,

the reason they have a case is because I think they did complain and talk about it.

Who knows, maybe this guy gave so much money, you know, sometimes that happens.

There's a conflict between two kids at these private schools.

And one's got the name on the, on the auditorium.

And the other one is maybe not even paying full tuition because he's the football player.

And they're like, can you find another place to pay football?

Because we can't get rid of the guy that gives 250 a year, you know, yeah.

That's what happens.

Yeah.

But we'll see, I'm sure there'll be a big payout for this kid.

A Travis Kelsey is going to make a decision.

You made a decision.

He's coming back.

He's going to play another year to the Kansas City Chiefs.

He's going to play for the Chiefs again one more year, at least maybe more.

He hasn't said.

But yeah.

When I heard this, I don't know why and I'm just telling you guys just don't get at me,

but it just, I'm just tired tired of, of Travis Kelsey, like, I'm just like, I'm like,

first of all, Taylor and Travis or the, you don't, first of all, you don't need to play

football.

You have a podcast, okay?

Not everybody.

Right.

Mm-hmm.

Everyone could play football.

Not everyone can have a podcast.

Obviously I'm joking.

But like, I'm just like, I just have been like done.

I'm done with him and the mother and the brother and the, yeah, that song like, fuck

you.

Yeah.

And your mother and your brother, like, I'm just like, oh, I'm just done with him.

He's done nothing wrong to me.

No.

I was so into it.

I thought it was so cute two years ago.

I think, and his life is not here for me to create content and get tired of her.

I get it.

Mm-hmm.

But I'm just telling you where I'm coming from.

I don't think you, I think you, you're, you're speaking for a lot of people.

I think we've all, we're, we're a little Kelsey now at this point.

I think the brother, this girl, the wife of the brother, she's like a, yeah.

Celebrity now.

You know why?

And then like, and then the mom had to go on the traders and, yeah, and that, so he's going

to come back.

The thing about it is, the chief's were terrible last year.

Right.

So I, I mean, I, maybe the thing is I'm going to see if we can be good again, like, I don't

know why he would want to at this point.

He just wants to end on a bad note.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe there's that, you know?

Yeah.

Ugh.

So, you know, the year of the chiefs, and you just take a break from the podcast.

So I don't have to see a clip on page six, like every three days, and they still doing

that podcast together.

I don't know.

I feel like maybe I haven't.

I haven't, yeah.

I haven't heard about that one in a while.

No.

Who knows?

Savannah got three is, you know, in New York City, so she came by the today show last

week.

Do you think she's, when do you think she's going to come back and just be regular?

I think she's coming back within the next couple of weeks.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I think that's good.

Yeah.

I think, what can you do?

And you've got to like have some normalcy for your family that is living in your kids.

Right.

And you're, you know, being on the show and doing the news, sure.

I think, yeah, I think that's what she's thinking.

I mean, at this point, what are they going to do?

Yeah.

Obviously, there's no leads, and they don't really have anything to go on.

No, and then they're just trying to like, you know, get an article out of it for a click

up, because unfortunately, sadly, they found a body, a body by the, yeah.

And they're like, but it wasn't her and it has nothing to do with the kids.

Yeah.

Okay.

We knew that.

I think with that, with that one, they were trying to maybe establish some sort of serial

killer mode of maybe it's in the same neighborhood, another body.

Maybe that.

Who knows?

Now, this is weird.

Okay.

There is this man, William McCastland.

He is 68, and he went missing on February 27th, and he went out of the house for a walk,

and in the area of quail run in New Mexico.

And it was a silver alert, because he has silver hair.

I just thought about it too, like everything happened to Peter.

It would be under his silver alert.

But what is weird is, in everything I've read, it doesn't appear like he has Alzheimer's

or anything.

And he left his phone at home and he went for a walk.

But he is like the highest classified person for UFOs.

Oh, really?

That is what he hit all his work was in, and what he is known for.

So as the movie that we are all living in, of 2026, this is yet another juicy twist.

Like what is this?

So who took up the aliens took them more?

Like I don't know.

I thought we were going to find out about aliens, you know, and Obama just dropped that

bombshell.

And he's just like on some like average podcast.

It's like literally, I feel like he just was like, just give me a podcast today, because

I have to drop the thing about the aliens being real.

Yeah.

I know.

I mean.

And it kind of, that's how fucked up the world is.

It came and went.

He was like, no, they really are.

And like two days later, nobody cared.

We're like, what?

Jim Carrey's face is different.

And we still don't know the answer to Jim Carrey.

Yeah.

If people said no, it was him.

And then I saw some guy with a picture going, he's sitting next to me.

Do you see that picture?

He's like, the internet's so easy to fool.

Here we are in New Zealand is something making a movie.

And Jim Carrey looks totally normal.

And someone like, well, maybe that's the fake picture.

Right.

Yeah.

Who knows.

Right.

And then, yeah, I have no idea what that whole thing was.

It was just another thing.

I feel like he did do something weird, either got someone to be him.

Right.

Because I mean, I've always been like, haven't you had an event one night?

And you're like, I wish I could just clone myself to go.

Right.

And even though he was winning an award, maybe he really did just go, I'm just,

I'm going to send out that guy that looks just fucking like me.

Right.

And I'm going to just see if I don't have to get in a tux and go to this boring

ass event and waste six hours of my life.

But the only thing that would, yeah.

His wife was with him and his daughter was with him.

He has a new wife.

A girlfriend, whatever.

OK.

You know, she was with him and the daughter was with him on the, in those pictures.

And it's really them.

So it's just like, well, why would they be in on the, on the joke?

OK.

So then it was him, but he what?

Did some weird like white chicks kind of prosthetics so that people would

talk and he would trick us?

Yeah.

Who knows?

Because why isn't that he looks normal now?

I get, oh, we don't know.

We don't know if that's normal again.

Yeah.

Because he didn't do a video and he does not holding up a newspaper.

Yeah.

I mean, now we really need people to do that.

Yeah, hold up the, but now you can't find a newspaper.

So good luck.

Forget about it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Last thing is Kai Trump, you know, went to AirWon because she was visiting California.

Oh, I saw that.

Yeah.

She has a big social media.

And of course, whatever anybody does anything fun, whether, or anything, no matter

what president, when Obama go to Hawaii, people would get, that's what our tax dollars

are paying for.

Right.

You know, golf, whatever.

So this one, they didn't like that she went to AirWon.

And of course, she just did it like, I can't believe this is so expensive.

I'm going to get all this stuff and try it out so I can get my views because AirWon

videos too.

Well, and I just, what I took from this is like, this is kind of sad.

Like people used to come to LA to walk the Hollywood, walk a fame or see the Hollywood

sign or go to Universal Studios.

Now they're like, can we just go to the AirWon and Calabas and get the Halle, Baby Halle

Beaver $32 smoothie on our, yeah, I know.

That has like, what does it have like college barriers?

What?

Colostomy.

I hope not.

God, I hope not.

Yeah.

What's that word?

Not collagen.

I know it's something else in it.

I know what you're saying, cholesterol.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, and so.

I've had it.

Is that bad?

What does it taste like?

It tastes extraordinary.

It's like a strawberry shake.

Okay.

Because I, I cannot bring myself to spend the money on anything on AirWon.

And I have gone and just got like a lunch item and I feel like, well, if you go get like

their sushi or something out the door, it's going to cost you as much as if you went to

a sushi restaurant.

Right.

And it is good.

The food is, I mean, I like their stuff.

And to actually like do grocery shopping.

No, I don't think anyone does their like real soup to nuts grocery shopping there.

I think people go in for certain items.

I think people do that are like, like their chefs do.

Yeah.

So man, you're paying for a chef and they're getting all the most expensive stuff.

Right.

Just for you to shit it out.

I mean, my God.

In like four hours.

So yeah.

Yeah.

I like to eat and I like I'm a foodie too, but sometimes I'm just like, yeah, yeah.

Like I just can't.

Right.

You know, I was at a story the other day.

I was at the greens.

What is that called?

There's a green sweet green salad.

Yeah.

And you go through it.

I really do like their salads.

And like my inner monologue is, you know, we get to the avocado part.

And I'm like, I do want an avocado.

Absolutely.

But I'm still like too much.

What?

Too expensive.

I just can't.

I can't.

And so I'm talking about it.

And Drake goes, oh, I always get the avocado.

I'm like, why the fuck is my kid getting the avocado and I'm not not even thinking twice

about it.

Not even thinking twice about it.

And I'm like, that is where I'm like, God, I could die tomorrow.

Yeah.

I would definitely.

I think you're an avocado.

So I win.

I'm like, God.

Okay.

So I went and I was like, yeah, I want the premium topper.

Like I was just like, I don't fucking burn it to the ground.

Yeah.

I'm like, I, I hope there's no money left for you at 30, okay?

So then I go get this and then I was like, really thirsty and I like the drinks, you

know?

But I like to get a small at Kava because Kava lets you do the drink yourself.

So I get a drink and I suck it down.

You order sweet drinks and they go get a drink.

I like how Kava has the drink where you can go yourself.

Yeah.

Okay.

So you give you a cup.

Right.

And I always get a small.

Gotcha.

I fill it on you like all of different flavors.

That's like the lab in a machine where you can press the flavor.

That lab in your lemonade and then I suck it down.

Gotcha.

And eat my salad and then I go and fill it up.

So I feel like I got two drinks out of it.

Yeah.

So you take it off like on the right.

So you take it off like on the right.

So you take it off like on the right.

So you take it off like on the right.

And then I see they have the exciting drinks.

So then I go, okay.

Yeah.

Let me and I'm like just do a little jolt of each one.

Have fun with it.

Absolutely.

You know, like she's a big solider.

But I can't go fill it up after because they learned.

Yeah.

Sweet greens probably talk to someone at Kava and they're like, you got to stop.

Keep an eye on her.

Yeah.

So I'm like 20 and then with the tip, yeah.

We're now they give you the choice of 20, 22 or 25%.

I know it starts at 20.

And I'm like, well, now, you know, she, my, I don't know how, what this girl

listens to.

She knows me.

She did like wink at me and she gave me some almonds.

Oh, like she, I don't think she's charging me for the old age to stay.

The whole fucking thing was like $24 for just me by myself.

And I'm like, shocking.

So the next week, everything I do, everything I go, everywhere I go now, I'm shocked.

And so then I went to Trader Joe's and I got all of the stuff that I made.

My own chicken salad every day.

Good for you.

And with all the things, the beats, the goat, I just got it all.

And one me to tell you what drives me nuts, I like that soda machine too, where you get

to pick and choose.

You want you want to sprite with lemon in it, what a sprite with cream soda or whatever.

Right.

Or the Coke one, yeah.

Yeah.

So I get like a relatively big one, popcorn or whatever.

Then I have the movies.

Oh, at the movies.

Get the movies.

Yeah.

You own it to the movies.

Okay.

I know.

I'm the only one like, and I go like first showing like 10 am me and one other old guy.

And then I don't, it drives me nuts that there's still a fucking person ripping the ticket.

After all these years, there's a still one old lady saying they're going, you're in theater

seven and risk ticket.

But I'm, my hands are full.

I can't get my ticket.

It try.

And I want to say.

I don't want.

I don't know.

I don't know what to do.

And there's no place to put anything because she's standing there.

And I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

Yeah.

Just trust me.

I'm, I paid.

I'm not ripping you people off.

Like, is that what?

What happened?

You had to put everything down.

I had to go put it on the floor, get my ticket out, and then pick it back up.

It drives me insane.

I'm like, we need to, I don't want to put anyone out of a job, but we need to get rid

of that ticket, ripper woman, once and for all.

Yeah.

Or have more help somewhere else.

Or put a fucking little table there.

I could put everything down.

It just, well, is that because of the hopping of, I mean, you could always hop.

It just happened.

It just happened.

Right.

You could move in a movie.

Yeah, you could always hop move in a movie.

You could be doing that anymore.

I know.

I could just go.

Just let people in.

I know.

What are you doing?

Let's just place this empty.

Even the fancy movie theater kind of went downhill.

Absolutely.

I'm out of business to why I think.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But, um, I'm like, am I going to this movie to watch the movie or because I can drink?

Yeah.

Because I'm always like, come on.

We can get a cocktail.

I still love movies.

Anytime I see a movie in the theater, it's better than when I watch it at home.

It is totally better because you're not looking at your phone and you're actually experiencing

it with somebody else versus everyone being in their own room, watching their own movie

on their TV, but then also watching their phone.

I mean, last night watching the love story about the Kennedys.

I had to Google, like, wait, who is she married to?

Which Kennedys was that?

You know, like, yeah, yeah.

So you could pause and do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I mean, I'm a half paying attention as I'm googling.

Yeah.

It makes us so fun.

It makes us so fun.

It makes us so fun.

It makes us so fun.

Yeah.

Anyway.

Anyway, Chris, such a delight.

Such a delight.

Thank you.

So funny.

Just the best.

Thank you.

Kelt, the juicy scoopers.

Oh my God.

Where they can go.

See you.

Well, next week, next week, the 19th, 20th, 21st of March,

I'm at Rooster T-Fathers up there in Sunnyvale, California,

right up the coast.

You can drive Roosters.

You can drive Roosters.

Oh.

So we don't have to embarrass ourselves.

All comedians have to say Rooster T-Fathers.

They're just calling it Rooster.

It's a great club.

It's been forever.

I love it.

Are you driving there?

I'm driving up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, anytime I can drive, I drive.

Yeah.

Then I'm coming.

I haven't been in a million years to Toronto.

I'm coming to Toronto.

Oh, international star.

Buffalo, April 15th, comedy at the Carlson, up in Rochester,

New York, the 17th, and then I got back to Long Island,

governors May 1st and 2nd, Nashville, Zanies, May 29th and 30th,

and on and on and on.

And is the governor's in Long Island?

Governor's in Long Island.

They have a brokerage comedy club and Belmore Long Island.

Yeah.

My people.

My people, Long Beach.

I know.

Long Beach Island.

Long Beach Island.

Those of teachers in Long Island.

Yeah.

And the mother talking, like with that accent, I'm like, oh my god,

those are my people.

Yeah, she's the, like, Long Beach, right?

Yeah.

Long Beach.

Yeah, it's so fun that they, that he won and how fun,

great it was.

Oh, my god.

That was so exciting.

I was so exciting.

Yeah.

And then, you know, then of course, I'm not a big shit state on it.

Yeah.

I said, everything in this world, we live it.

Everything, no matter how fun shit is, it lasts two days.

And then somebody will fuck it up on TikTok or whatever.

Well, actually, the reality.

And I'll forget it.

We all had fun for five minutes.

For five minutes.

Yeah.

And I was like, you know, my cousin's his sister.

They all played hockey, too.

Yeah.

And so it's like, they all were so, you know,

supportive about the women and all that stuff.

Right.

And then they're like, no, we're going to go to be with a,

with the clock guy.

What's the story?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, flavor, flavor.

And then they're like, oh, you're going to go see flavor, flavor.

Well, you know, he has a record, too, for assaulting women.

Well, so does our president.

Right.

Right.

Everybody assault everybody up in here.

I was always thinking, what about the couple girls that maybe wanted to go?

And they're like, oh, fuck.

Yeah.

We can't.

I know.

I feel so bad, like athletes.

He said like, we're born in this era.

We don't, we didn't choose this world.

This is when we're born.

Yes.

This is when we won the championship.

Right.

You know, so I, they, they invite you to the White House.

What can I tell you?

Yeah.

I'm just saying I agree.

I disagree with what goes on.

But why are you going to have that?

You may never have that chance again.

Right.

And it's just like, yeah, well, like, let me see it, you know, like, whatever.

Oh my gosh.

Well, if the world is still happening, go see Chris.

All those places I just mentioned and we'll be together in LA and May.

I know.

I'm pretty excited about it.

I was a matter of a couple when I was in Pittsburgh or Raleigh, where I just was.

And they said they're coming to that.

They were like very excited to come to it.

It sold out right away.

It is officially like sold out.

I think I know there's literally like two single tickets.

Is it May night?

May night.

Saturday night at the Avalon Theater.

And it's going to be a juicy scoop live, juicy scoop.

So it's going to have comedy and we're going to have so much fun.

It's going to be so juicy and fun.

And I'm thrilled.

And everything for me is at Heatherminktall.net.

Come see me in Salt Lake City coming up in a couple of weeks.

The March 21st.

Why is that?

Why is that?

Two shows a night.

I'm excited to shoot the shed and then let me make you laugh, people.

And that's it.

Thank you, Chris.

Thank you very much.

Cover to cover.

Cover to cover.

I have a podcast everyone.

Come over and listen to that.

We have some fun over there.

And make sure you also follow Chris because he gets good Instagram stories.

I mean, sometimes I forget.

I'm like, I haven't done that in like three days and then I don't feel like it.

Yeah.

I'm trying.

Sometimes it's just the most random thing that then like everyone like attaches to it.

I know.

I know.

Yeah.

It's got to get cute to do it.

And he can't just do it.

Well, that's why I just did one where I said because I wanted to talk about something.

And then I was like, Oh, God, I got to like, if I get cute, nobody watches.

Yeah.

But if I have to do something, like I have to do that one, we need to sell it.

Oh, everyone loved that one.

So they want, they're telling me all the other things I have to do.

The next story I tell you.

Yeah.

I already got to put like lipstick on or something.

Like I have to do the thing, I have to do the Oh, yeah, I have to do a little of that.

And there's a couple, oh, I have to cry.

Yeah.

There's a lot of cry, a lot of comedians are crying lately.

See a lot of comedians crying.

I always just think it's so crazy that like, and I have been guilty of it.

I did have one time where I was like crying about something and I was like, I should

fill myself right turn on the camera.

Yeah.

Just in case it's good, just in case, but you know, if you're scrolling and you see

someone that you've fallen, you know, and all of a sudden they're mid tears, you are kind

of intrigued to be like, what are you crying about?

It's someone die.

And that's why then that gets Oh, gotcha, gotcha, like what are you crying about fooling

people?

A lot of car.

I need to get in the car.

Yeah.

Everyone does it in the car, which is, you know, it's like, are you really in line to pick

up your kid right now?

Yeah.

Like, maybe that's what Britney Spears was doing all over the road doing a tick-tock.

Right.

Yeah.

You just dancing.

She was just dancing.

Love you, Chris.

Thank you.

Bye.

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