CHRISTMAS CRACKER 🎅 - Hoo Ha Horror Of The Year

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Oh, that time already is it. Hey, Dorn. Can you grab the other end of us?

Wow, it's not a pencil sharpen or a stupid paper hat. It's a morning rumble Christmas cracker

Here we are yeah, here we are and this too

Injuries obviously serve us particularly well on this show

I mean, we're just going about two breaks one year

You know just five to ten minutes ago

But some injuries in particular really stand out and get to this part of the year where we have to look back on

And I feel like maybe this was talking about DIY

Cosmetic

Yeah, things that you do like waxing or what you want. Yeah, cuz you got a raspy pit

That's what it was. Yeah, so I did the old laser on my arm

Yeah, and then it put put the question out there

What have you done to yourself and we got the sensational hall to do with the the female downstairs

Mel's got a rash

Yeah, I tried something at home guys a beauty regime. I tried to laser my armpits myself

Burned myself and then I've proceeded to put deodorant on it. It's created a bit of a rank crash

Yeah, rank crash. We were putting it out there. Surely people have done this beauty

Yeah, she's at home, and it's gone wrong. So we've got Hayley on the phone. Good morning, Hayley

Morning. Hello. What happens to you? What what were you trying?

I'm just back when I was a student and pennies were a bit tight. I thought I'd try and do my own Brazilian

And I yeah, yeah, yeah, with the wax that you just put on without the strip

Yeah, and Hayley just before Hayley just for you tell us can I can I just ask a quick question as home Brazilians

Common I've never tried them. Okay. Okay, so you know one person who's tried it and they were successful

But I am okay, okay, what happened Hayley? I ended up sticking my who hard to give it

You sealed the vault

I

Re-vergine

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Not often doesn't guess to get Mel's song

Who are horrible

All right, well, we're a bit like dad's old magazines where the pages don't open

Yeah, exactly

I think you mean Rodgers

Hayley

I had to like get in the shower and like put the water as hot as I could handle and like

Go to the doctor's and try and like

It was hideous it took me hours

She had to go to the doctors

Well, who would go to the doctor's

I would imagine anyone who needs instant

Now tell me you've never tried this again. You've always got back to a professional. Oh, no, no, no

Absolutely not yet worth the money

That's

I've never told anyone before I'm not on the radio, but I've told all my workmates about it

How long you got to be at work before you tell them about when you when you stuck it together a couple days few months

Years well wake up

I would say thank you for the first week at work your lips

That's good stuff

Now we've got more rumble Christmas crackers coming up each hour

You know just because it's been a great year. We want to

Celebrate in our listeners

With calls like that. No way are we taking out food off the

No, no, no, no, never ever that bell

I've got my feet up. I'm cruising. I'm coasting on a slight gradient downhill

You're on a toboggan. I am

Yeah, God, I love toboggany

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