CHRISTMAS CRACKER 🎅 - Mel Flossed Herself

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We're doing Rumble Christmas crack is looking back at the year that was

Ah that time already is it hey dawn. Can you grab the other end of us?

Wow, it's not a pencil sharpen or a stupid paper hat. It's a morning Rumble Christmas crack

Now don't know I've creatures heard this one of the biggest videos of the year

Anytime Mel is a video. It's one of our biggest videos of the year absolutely goes off

It was a malfunction wasn't it? It was a mouth malfunction. Yeah. Oh, there you go

Here's Mel and what went wrong with her G-string just play it great

Well, you know Thursday guys I wave goodbye to you. It was a long weekend before I did off for the long weekend

I was gonna go do a workout which I did playground and I was made race. Yeah

Great Jim very intense workout it was and

Unfortunately, I was wearing a size eight G-string and I'm not a size 80 anymore

I'm a comfortable sized hen knew it and we were doing squats lunges. Yes, and then at the end of the workout

The work how so oh geez it it stings back there

Had rubbed my butt crack so bad it had drew blood

Like if you like your floss to say

It was like I had been flossed and it drew blood

I had to go home and then it was such a low point in my life where I look I was standing with my button in the mirror

And I had to like bend down. Yes. Yes. Oh my god, Mel

You're such a hot mess

Okay, so you so you were looking but but between your legs

Yeah, and I had to get the cream. Yeah in the right place

I mean it got so bad. I had to ask my sister Emily to have a look and dab it properly for me

You're my sister you're poor family

She just had a baby so he was the new born and there was me and she was tending to us

No, yeah, no, I'm not off here

I'm going to be off here

I'm going to be off here

I'm going to be off and whispering to her

I've got some things to say

I have lots of things to wrap this up and we'll talk

Oh my god

That's great

We have a mid show meeting

Yeah, a mid show meeting

It's been a while since then a mid show

So we turn the mic

That's what I was going to say

I'm glad it's inside of here

I'm glad it's inside

Yeah, I'm a real off here chat

I'm pretty pretty funny

Yeah, so that's the thing

It was my Tuesday

Yeah, come on, yeah, please

And thus concludes

And that happens, what a year it's been a while

You've been all right, you've been all right, split

I had because remember Bindon sent me a whole lot of this

Lovely, great strings and off

Never had a problem since

Great story

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