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Oh, welcome, everyone to the sports gambling podcast. I'm Sean second, the one he

Graham with my partner and picks Ryan, Rio, money, Kramer. What's happening? Kramer.

Mark is here all the way. Oh, it is. We've had the buzzer beaters. We've had just a lot.

I turn if you want to have fun, turn the alerts on for Rothstein and March. And you'll

just get a steady diet of poetry and college basketball. No, it's, um, feel like, uh, unfortunately,

didn't do well with the paper tickets in Vegas. But yeah, the buzzer beaters have been great.

Oh man. It kind of makes up for everything. It had no action on most of the games. Wisconsin

money line. The Patriot League in particular has been electric, uh, joining us on the line to

talk all things college hoops from the college experience. COVID-19, AK, pick, Dundee. What's

happening, Colby? I mean, this is just the best, right? This is, you know, you go through waves

of the, of the calendar where you just, you know, it's, you know, you're just, at this point,

you're like, it's, you're just all the way in. You're like, this is the greatest thing that's

ever hit planet earth. Um, and, uh, these outcomes and, and, uh, you know, these, these, these,

these bozos that are complaining because Navy lost and because, uh, you know, all these other

one seeds lost. Well, first off, like, what happens every year? Yes. I, I, I saw someone

throughout and I think you're, you're, I think a couple of people had this on Twitter.

Hey, the regular, the winner of the regular season conference in these smaller conferences

should go to the, uh, big tournament, which to me, no, that, that's a whole point of March

madness. The regular season counts. Yeah, it counts for your seating. Some conferences

give you a buy, some give you a better seating, whatever it is, you're rewarded in your conference

tournament seating. And then yeah, you have to win your conference tournament to get into the

big tournament. This is how we get these Cinderella's. Look at the Patriot league. Everyone thought

Navy was going, well, not me. Obviously, I was on Lehigh and they're headed to the championship.

It's going to be, um, it's going to be a great game between them and Boston University.

Crazy finish in the Navy Boston University game. It seemed like Navy wanted and then Boston

University. And that, you want to get rid of that? It makes no sense. It's like they want the

college football shit where they, they, you know, they, as in they think the regular season is so,

is so, uh, impressive over there. Right? Where, where we wanted in the basketball. No, no, no.

This is the point more than ever. More than ever with the way the portal is. And it does count.

The Navy was a number one seed. They had a, they had, by all accounts, they quote, unquote,

easiest path. And then you get upset. This is how the playoffs work. Yeah. And more, more than

ever, like, I mean, hey, there's injuries. So like your regular season champ, I would say often

times it's not even the best team that your conference has, especially in this day and age,

where 90% of the rosters have at least eight to 12 new guys. So it's like, are you even getting

over there? Did you just get them early before they found out who the fuck they were?

And, and even the teams that try and rig their conference tournament, I'm looking at you,

Sunbelt, George's Southern, they, they just keep waiting games and now they're in the championships.

They were a 300 to one long shot. So even when they try and set it up and you, you highlighted

that Colby, you gotta look, does something crazy is going to happen in the Sunbelt. Coastal

apparently was not crazy enough. Texas state, not crazy enough.

That's the best part about this shit is we've called this out when they went to this. They

thought they're going to be able to protect the same teams that win the game by a half game,

right? Or win the conference by a half game. And now you have, I mean, Southern Miss went through

everybody too. Like Southern Miss finally lost today to Troy, almost backdoored that thing.

But yeah, look at George's Southern, this is hilarious. Coming every year, we should just take

the last two teams and, and, and, or like two of the last four teams in the Sunbelt because they're

going to go on a run. I'll add that to my college basketball notes. Fun belt, fun, fun bet.

Here's the, the reality is anyone who has the take right now that we should be rewarding the

regular season champion because of a couple of sets, which happen every year. We always have a

minus 200 favorite from one of these smaller conferences go down happens every year.

And oh, by the way, you know who used to employ that system, Sean, the mother fucking Ivy League.

You know what the Ivy League no longer employs, regular season champion going to the tournament.

So if you fancy yourself smarter than the Ivy League, go right ahead. It's a lazy take.

You're, you're literally exposing yourself as someone who is engagement farming because you

can't actually believe that. You are watching the game, sir. You're telling me that after you

saw that Navy drives the whole length of the field, they get the, the court, they get the layup

coming back the other way, Boston, you bang bucket. And another one where it's not a, it's not a

prayer. It's a real shot. Yeah. And, and, and that happens and you're sitting in your chair and

your reaction is this is all wrong. This, this is all wrong. No. Yeah. I, I get it. If you have

Navy, maybe you're pissed that you lost that bet. Certainly, but come on, take a step back and

just look at it as electric basketball. It's in it. It's inexcusable. If you are a sports,

if you make sports takes, and you're actually trying to have an opinion that isn't engagement farming,

a K, a manual, a show that this is the, it's not a, it's not a take the

wet. So it's the number one sporting event. Instead of that awesome country, instead of the

awesome game, Navy's in the real tournament. But we miss out on that game. We miss out on the

Lehigh buzzer beater. We miss out on the, on some of these other awesome endings. The whole

so con. I mean, the whole so cons doing this shit. The, well, literally the same people that say

the regular season should determine a winner are the same people that say, you know,

conference tournament is the time is the best time to be out in Vegas. You can't say both. Come

on. Yeah. I mean, I, yeah, I think that's, that's a great point. Again, if you're reaction to

seeing a college game between two teams that obviously don't have the top tier talent.

Again, if you and your buddies are playing in a wreck league and you hit a fucking buzzer beater,

you're not going to be like, that was kind of exciting. Yeah. I don't want more of that.

I hope whoever won the regular season gets in. Yeah. Come on. Another thing is, another thing is if

that's what they're saying for like fairness, I feel like these takes. I've seen a lot of them like

dude from ESPN, a couple other analysts have said this today, Fox Sports guy.

Do they? I don't even know that they really know college basketball. No, they don't.

Well, the thing I'm saying is like, they, most of these conferences have unbalanced scheduling.

So are you even crowning the fucking best team at the once seed? Like in the Sunbelt,

the team that played ULM twice, all of them that we went through the Sunbelt on our show.

Yeah. We went through the strength of schedule and all the easiest schedules within the conference,

where the teams are at the top of the seating. So it's like, you have an unbalanced schedule.

So the whole regular season is useless in a way like,

well, the irony is that it's a strange hill to dial. Fairness. That's why they have the tournament.

It's literally, we're going to settle it on the court, guys. That seems like the,

but we're going to settle it on the court right now. Why not? Why not have Ken Palm just decide

who gets it? That seems like the most fair way to attack. So dumb. Think about Miami, Ohio,

because that's what a lot of people, I think I've started to say this because Miami, Ohio.

And look, my email hired to me like, they should be in, it shouldn't even be a thought.

They should be in when they went 25 and no, that should be like automatically in.

So that's unrelated, Colby. In my mind to your point, hold on, hold on, but my point that I was

trying to make was that they didn't, they only played Akron in Kent State once because the sketch,

they don't do a full-round robin. So I'm not even saying Miami, Ohio's counterfeit,

but I'm saying is the regular season, you someone else in that conference Buffalo probably played

Akron twice and played Miami Ohio twice. I know they played Miami Ohio twice. So I'm saying is

that they're, they got fucked on the schedule, right? So that's the example is that are your regular

season seedings at the very end? Are they even, are they even accurate with the best teams?

To your point, if Miami of Ohio has to play in Akron this year, are they undefeated?

And then Akron might have the worst. I mean, Akron is the odds on favor to win the back.

Said Colby, I do think there are certain types of outlier things that can make you kind of

exempt. And I do think that regard in my mind, regardless of how Miami of Ohio plays in their

conference tournament. To me, going undefeated in the regular season is so extraordinary.

You would have to be out of your mind to leave them out.

Yeah, I saw someone regardless of what you think of the schedule. I saw someone hit a 150 to

one bet that will any team go undefeated. And they said at 150 to one, and it was probably

a horrible price to just give you a frame of mind of how statistically unlikely it is to go

undefeated in the regular season. Yeah, there's 68 teams. We can find room for an undefeated team

in the regular season. And the people that are like, well, their conference is crap.

Fuck off. How many times I said, no, but how many times Gonzaga has been a national power now for

more than a decade. How many times has Gonzaga gone undefeated in their crap? Come on.

It's just a ridiculous argument. Well, I mean, yeah, there's sports is hard.

Winning every night. I mean, it's one of those things like it's not as long as an NBA, a

professional season, but playing 30 game season, you know, 30 game season playing 15 conference

games or whatever. And also why everyone that is annoying in college sports in general,

everyone's always trying to fix things, change things. Hey, let's put more teams in the

term college basketball is the thing that gets needs to get fixed the least. Hey, we have all these

conferences. They the regular season matters. Super fair, unbelievably fair. Hey, if you win your

if you win your conference, literally every division one team statistically has a chance to win.

And it starts by winning your conference tournament. The conference tournaments are fun to watch.

They're fun to gamble on. Why would you get rid of that? I'd also have such a dumb idea.

There's not one coach in the country that would agree with the take that we should be

sending our regular season champion to the tournament. That's just not it's because so why

even play the tournament then that's my point. The tournament would be pointless. Well, you wouldn't

have a tournament. You would never do this unless you're going to expand the tournament. It's so big

that you're you're letting regular season and conference plenty. It's got a two hundred teams

make the make the field insane. Well, you remember that study that the NCAA put out that said

I believe it was it's advice was that 20% of the teams from a 20 maybe even more percent of

the teams from a field should be making the playoffs. No, it was it whatever it was it worked out

to almost a hundred and twenty teams. So maybe it was 33%. So in their mind, it's not big enough.

Well, I mean, well, this is the tournament. Like this is the tournament. Yeah, if you just

these are the play in game. Well, it's to be fair and just to make sure there's no confusion here.

I am pro tournament. I am pro all of it. And I think, but I think it is going to change. Unfortunately,

there's too many too many dumb dums making decisions and to what you said earlier,

they they're reactionary decisions. And in some cases, which in football, it seems like it's

having a negative effect on conferences like the SEC, even though they're trying to tilt the field

for themselves. So we'll see what how it breaks out. But I would imagine, unfortunately,

they're going to expand it. It's the it's the worst thing, but they're going to they're going

to do it. But not this year. So we don't have to talk about it this year. COVID, you sent a

you sent a clip, Boston college season came to an unfortunate and they did not what they didn't

make the ACC tournament, right? No. That's another thing though. I'm anti that.

It's me. Yeah. If you if your conference is so big where you can't fit all your teams in your

tournament, well, then figure that the fuck out. You know what I mean? Yeah, we're teams to get a

second chance of life in my. Hold on, Colby, your historian, I don't remember every conference

letting every team in back in the day. That feels like more of a new thing and having all these

playing games. Am I mistaken in that in that belief? No, I mean, I mean, I think it might depend

on the conference, but no, I mean, like the ACC, as far as I remember, everyone would make it,

but then again, it was a 10 team conference back then. So it was like true. It's true. Like they've

gotten so big that they're like, man, we need to we need to get a second gym in the city.

You know what I mean? The same city that we're doing this. But yeah, I just think every every

team should like, let's say you're leading scores out, you know, like for he's coming back and

you know, in March, I mean, I just think why not? You've seen it before. I mean, you've seen

team. I remember like, I think it was Oakland or Eastern Michigan, like 10 or 15 years ago,

had like one or two wins in the regular season. They got hot ran the table into the tournament. It

was one of the best stories in the sport. They got drilled into NCAA tournament, but it was still

a cool story. Yeah. Yeah. And Colby does also have a love affair with things that are bad.

Spring football. I hate spring football now. Low major basketball. This is a this is a clip.

Colby sent their interviewing. One of the one of the guys is Boston College career sounds like

it's over here. And they ask him about, you know, some memories from playing at Boston College.

This guy looks like he would be in the skulls. Hey, probably something like that. Yeah.

What are you going to take away your best memory from playing basketball at Boston College?

Probably just like

going out to eat. Yeah. Oh, it's very simple. Hey, you guys want to get some food?

That's pretty sad. Yeah. That's great. Well, I think he I think what he really wanted to say was

like, you know, get fucked up with my boys. Yeah. Yeah. Get blown by some sorority chicks. I think he

real okay, even going second, he's like going out to eat. Yeah. Hitting up. Well, never forget TGI

Fridays and that bottomless chips. It's also on playing basketball. I'll be going out to eat.

This is such a serious fight. Look at it. It's ready to cry.

Going out to eat. It's holy back tears. They cut out like in prime minutes.

I'm crying. Yeah. The coach like Pat some on the back. If you see the long way, longer versions,

like he can't get it out. And then he just says, going out to eat. Going out to eat.

Hey, a lot to let the talk about. Of course, March 18th at the circus. Come hang out with us.

It will be mostly drinking. I don't know. Maybe we'll order some food, but drinks on us upstairs

at the overhang bar, watch the last final or first four game. March 18th over at the circus,

six o'clock. Come say, what's up? Well, the gang will all be there, Ryan.

And Kobe, do you want to make a prediction of what the game will be watching? It will likely be

like an 11 11 or a 10 10, whatever, one of the, uh, I remember, though, the order, which,

which one is what I feel like they gave us the, the 16s earlier in the day, right?

Yeah. 16s will be early in the day. So the later games are like the 11 on 11 game,

or whatever that, whatever the bubble seat is, usually it's, but it lately, it's been 11s.

I've been maybe tens a couple of year, 12 sometimes. I think this year with the fact that the

bubbles mostly power five, it feels like the bubbles are, feels like it's going to be 11 seeds this

year. Give me, uh, give me Texas. Yeah. Oh, yeah. VCU. Okay. Yeah. Those are two all times.

First four teams. I feel like we've, they've been one of those teams has been in the first four.

I feel like out the top of my head every year. VCU went to the final four. They started in the first

four. If members, there's me correct. Yeah. Well, you see, I went on that crazy run starting

from the first. I'm going to make a prediction. There you go. To the elite eight, I think.

Miami of Ohio in the playing game, after losing to Akron in the conference tournament.

And that's, I mean, look, there's still in, but I still think that would be ridiculous, but

I, whatever. If that point you're in, but that would be ridiculous. If you went, at that point,

they'd be what 34 now. It's like, and shout out to Ohio's coach, by the way, Jeff Bulls,

he did do a great press conference after, after just talking about how, and this is something like,

I think, like only the diehard college basketball fans, like have realized is,

they changed these metrics every year. And well, the, the schools look at the metrics and

then adapt. And it's really starting to fuck over the mid majors. So schedule wise.

So it's becoming more of a jaded system to get even an outright bid, you know what I mean?

So like, it's very challenging to do it. He addressed that. I thought he made a great point

on that. And it's something that hopefully, I hope that everyone takes a look at is because it's

becoming more stacked against you than it was say five years ago. And it's not because,

you know, like, oh, the portal of these mid major teams are not as good. No, it is strictly

because the big schools are looking at the metrics and realize that it's more dangerous

if we do this. So let's play a shittier team in the noncon. And it's basically taking the life

from a lot of the good mid majors. Yeah, they're taking the football approach. Yeah.

What sucks though, that's why I don't, I think personally that, what that tells me is we put too

much into the metric. Did you, did you see the, um, the guy who put out, or I don't know how,

I don't know why I forget how they were released, but Miami, Ohio released a number of the emails

that they sent to schools. 70 75 teams, right? I like that. A guy put in a freedom of

information act request to get the emails to see who they request into schedule. I mean,

that's what you got to love. People who, that's why I heard was college sports. It's great.

That's like, like, team didn't have to do it. No, some crazy fan. It was probably an Ohio

fan or something. They're rivals being like these pussy's, they just scheduled anybody. I'll find

out, you know what I will see who they really tried to get. And it seemed like in earnest, they,

they, they must have known they had a good team because they tried to schedule everybody.

Well, that's what I'm saying. They had 25 wins last year and they returned four or five starters.

So you're sitting there saying, look, I don't even blame the power five coaches because the power

five coaches are being affected by the portal. If you had 10 new guys on your roster, even if they

were all studs, you're at a conference is November and December. So it's like, man, we got a phone call.

Miami, Ohio's wants to play you, but also bowling, bowling green called you. Well, what,

what bowling green, you know, that's your 12 wins? Let's play bowling green. That,

Miami, Ohio returns four or five starters. I don't want to take a chance of that. So I get it,

but I'm saying the system shouldn't put that much weight into the metrics is my opinion. There's

got to be something to counterbalance that because I thought Ohio's coach, this was Ohio's coach saying

this the rival of Miami, Ohio's saying like, this is ridiculous. What are we doing here? Like they

should, this shouldn't even be a fucking conversation. Yeah. I mean, it does hurt for them that the

Mac is really bad this year. Like it's like, I actually think the conference is up. Really? It's just

it. Well, the top teams, I think are up. The down teams, okay, maybe there's a little bit more

bad teams this year, but I'm saying like, I am Ohio and Akron are playing and even like Kent

states feel good to lead us still solid. They added UMass, which is another good, another

solid program, which they didn't have in years past. I think the conference is actually better than

it was. At least at the top, maybe there's more shitty teams at the bottom, but at the top,

I think it's better than it was over the past five years. Yeah. No, it's yeah, it's interesting,

but Miami of Ohio is going to be in. I think even if they hit knocked out early in the Mac,

they're good. I like your confidence. Oh, I mean, I just like the odds of them to get in.

It's crazy. Yeah. Remember how wrong these odds were about the college football playoff.

Once you get those old dudes in a room, that is true. I put Texas and North Carolina in last

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He gets like five six assists in a lot of different games this year. Sit at all game. We had nine.

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okay rolls. Kramer out of the okay roll. And there were multiple times during the run where we

like, should we walk away? We're like, all right, one more guy. And then it would be a little warm.

And then, all right, cooled off. And then and then Kramer goes on after after a couple,

after one salty chick left went on an incredible, incredible run. One and all back and then

something was going to say the salty chick was. Yeah, she was the mush. Just loud, obnoxious.

She got out of the picture. And then I, you know, I mean, well, of course, we've we've mentioned

we got the we got the crap's table. Practice makes perfect. Doodium and practice. Now,

this is as I mentioned a show. This is now three out of four times rolling the dice where I've

had a positive outcome. This, of course, was the craziest because as you know, if you've

listened to the show, when I play, I like to sprinkle the hard ways when I have exposure to an

even number. And when I hit the hard ways, I'm going to parlay at that first time. So generally,

I'm going from 10 to 20 or sorry, 10 to 100. Well, both times the point hits with a hard ways.

It was a four. That four hard way turns from 10 into 80. I then hard ways always off on the

come out role. So I then hop the hard four for 25 as insurance come out role. I roll the hard

four pays a cool 750 that happened twice. So that was that was that was good. And if you come

out to circuit and want to play crap since that's that we will. We will. We will. But the other update.

We did attend a gala over the weekend. AK last night. Oh, man. Which

I guess in, in me. I let you lead. I guess in most cases was generally what I was expecting

it to be an aggressive attempt to raise money from people who had already donated money

to be at this event. Now, there was a silent auction, which nothing really interesting. There

were actually a couple of things there. They were auctioning off at the sphere. Some tickets to

Wizard of Oz, which if you haven't, um, yeah, it's on the list. I tried to go try to convince the

family last time they poo pooed it. Really? We kind of didn't have that it was to make the flight

tight. The wife was uncomfortable. Anyway, we're at this. And so then they have a real auction. So

like they're they have this kind of, um, how would you describe her self deprecating Italian lady?

I'm seeing the show. AK auctioneer. And they're auctioning off. I would say like moderate items,

like, um, probably a lot of four figure things, right? Like trip, trip to Hawaii, um, Dodger take,

like Dodger suite experience, like nicer stuff. And one of the things was a Santa need like the

super nice sweets at Santa Anita. And so I immediately target this. Like first of all, not many

people are going to be interested in this. And this would actually be kind of fun, um, just to

hang out, go to the track for the day. Like I it feels like something I would actually want to use

and not feel like I had to use. I told you CJ would love this. Yeah. Well, and then later on, it was

there was when it came down to it. And it was like, all right, I guess I'm going to do this.

Knowing two things. One, if I get into this, I can't get punked by some, some, some pitch. Two,

I also had, I was, most of you have not met my wife, but I was also in the, in the, in the

thought process, I was like, well, also if I enter this thing and she at all is interested in

the thing we're going after, I'll be curious to see if she can let it go. I would say her and her,

and the, and the, the daughters in the household have very stubborn personalities in that way. So

auction starts, I bid, I, I tell Sean, I'm not going to be the first bitter. You never want to bid

first in an auction because you can cost yourself money. If no one's really interested, one person

bid you outbid them, you're done, boom, easy win. This turns out to not be that hot and heavy

back and forth between me and this fucking woman, the auction here at one point when the bidding

was sold. I had it, I had it wanted. She's just like, you know, taking her sweet fucking time,

it convinced them to bid up, bid me up again. And she goes to ride. You're not going to let a

woman beat you. Are you? I was like, all right. No, she goes, you're not going to let a woman

beat you and I go, no, I am not. And then I proceeded to be like, it got to a point where I had a

number in my head of what this thing was worth. And I also had a number of what I was willing to

pay, knowing that this is essentially a donation to my kids school. And we were well past that

number already. And so I'm like, you know what, whatever, you can have it. And what do I hear

behind me? wife picks up her thing. She proceeds to have like a, whatever a dick measuring contest

is between two ladies, measuring, they proceeded to do that for another thousand dollars.

And here we are. So yeah, we're going to be having a sick SGPN day at the races

in the finest suite that they have. Thanks to boss ladies. I mean, I was always wondering how

we didn't reach out. I mean, I don't know what the finest suite, but I'm saying like,

have we not have a deal with them anyway with them? Yeah. I'm like, how far are they way,

like 15 minutes from the studio? A stone's throw. Yeah. And another bidding update. We have been

outpid for the rhino of Jim Carrey. What's it at? This is crazy. Cause I, I, I did one, I threw out one

bid knowing it was probably not going to get it done, but one of it wanted to get involved.

Kramer, what do you guess the price is at right now? Can you tell me what you bid?

And I had started at 2000. Okay. And how much time is left in the auction?

Dad, I don't know. Okay. I'm going to guess. It ends. It ends March 25th. Okay. Oh, wow. So

we're nowhere near. This thing's going to sell. So based on your face, I'm going to say it's

currently at $12,000. $16,000. Wow. I was going to guess 15. It estimated between four and eight

K. It's a fucking car. It's 16,000 right now. I got some social media. Yeah. And I'd

watch out that new Jim Carrey might might buy that thing. He's got the third Jim Carrey's going to

come out. Oh, no. He had a literal mask or figurative mask. I guess both in Jim Carrey's case.

Poor guy. He shouldn't have, he shouldn't have never, uh, wait, who wasn't he married to?

Who was he married to? Jenny McCarthy. Jenny McCarthy. They were, you know what?

I was also married to the chick from Dumber Dumber. Colby will have to do a little deep dive

because we all know that Jenny McCarthy spent a lot of time trying to poop who the vaccine

industry back in the day. Perhaps that's why Jim Carrey was replaced. Is she even Jenny McCarthy

anymore? Maybe they both were 20 years. Yeah. We'll have to, we'll have to get a, we'll have to get

an update of a shot of her tits. He would single that. Jenny McCarthy was very appealing. Yeah.

Young Sean Green. Yeah. She was, um, she was like the less slutty Pam Anderson.

Or like the more, I don't know, like some, some tear up for me on Pam Anderson.

No. No, I just, uh, no one had, I've never heard her refer to his less slutty. I just heard

I was, I was singled out. It's like, hey, you horny dudes. You look in there. You're right. You're

right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You know what it is? She seemed, you know what it is?

She seemed more relatable because she had like a down to earth. It was maybe a chick you could

actually we were Pam Anderson. Pam Anderson had so much like makeup and plastic surgery. She's

basically female Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just God status. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, you see Arnold Schwarzenegger going to be in awe a little bit, especially peak Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger a couple times. Uh, but I was one time my, my, my water had diarrhea

six in the morning. That's my apartment. And Schwarzenegger passed by.

Still dark out. Still dark out. What's your dog? He is shitting. There is a good morning. And I was like,

I know this voice. Right? That's a great story. Yeah. Uh, well, there is that restaurant. He,

I mean, he ate it though. There was a, what's the hotel that had like a kind of bougie restaurant in

the base right by the ocean and Santa Monica there. I'm blanking on the name of it anyway. There's

a lows. There's the, uh, a couple different ones right now. Well, a vendor when I worked at Hulu,

a vendor would take us there from time to time. And every time we went there, Arnold was eating there.

So, uh, but that's old. You're talking about the one with that big ass tree in the middle of it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like old, it's kind of like old class. He like a lot of glass might be

lows. I could, I could be wrong. There might be low. But yeah. No, he, um, yeah. I'm talking

peak Arnold and, and peak Pam Anderson. Like, mom, what do we go here? Sean wants to talk college.

And if you want to talk about Colby before we get into the games, uh, we could talk. I don't

know. What a, there's a lot of sluts in the 90s. Uh, I, that was, I was enjoying the conversation.

I mean, I'm an electorate. I mean, top tier Kathy. I was pretty high.

Kathy Ireland in, uh, uh, Nat, what was that movie where she played the kicker? Uh,

necessary roughness, uh, what a great name to, uh, Kathy Ireland, strong one. All right.

Uh, instead of, of Kathy Ireland, we'll talk about camels and, uh, birds of some sort,

Monmouth, uh, Campbell, Monmouth Lang, a point and a half. These games are on Monday, March 9th.

This one's coming. That's a real numbers, by the way. Those are real numbers. I just didn't

see the one out when I made the slides. So that's all right. I mean, at this point,

I think people just ignore the slides because there's so many mistakes on them, usually.

All right. Monmouth, Monmouth Lang, a point and a half Colby. What are we doing here?

Well, if you listen to the college basketball experience, you're welcome on camels play

today as they upset the top payroll in the CAA. Nice. Wilmington. And if you listen to this show,

or the college experience, you know that I have a future on Monmouth.

It's this a great letdown spot. Campbell just got big brother. They've taken on King Rice and

Monmouth who I believe is the better team. I'm on, I'm on the Hawks here.

Should be a fun match up with the guards though. The guards are super elite. But I worry about

Campbell's rotation. It's a short, it's a short rotation. So, you know, you play a lot of minutes

today because you want to stick it to your to your rivals. Now, Monmouth getting, getting the shot.

That's kind of what I like to about the part of the play on Monmouth was the north side of that

bracket. I thought there was a shot that if Campbell got there, they could give Wilmington a game.

They did. And I think Monmouth can reap those benefits. Yeah, this is, this is now the third game in

a row. You know, on no rest for the Campbell's Campbell Campbell's. Whereas, whereas Monmouth just

crews against Drexel RIP the dragons. I'm with you call me. Monmouth is the play.

Yeah. And Campbell's going to hit a wall here. It feels like.

Yeah. Also, it could be, it could go really bad. Campbell is second in the country and two foul

participation. AK, they're willing to get their dudes fouled out because like Colby said,

they play a really short rotation. So, Monmouth, let's go. Although, I have to admit,

we need more camels in the game. And I got a great mascot. Colby, I don't know if you've got

an idea. One of these bare mascots and give me more camels. You think we got too many bears?

I don't mind the bears. They're good, but they're just so many. There's too many bears,

too many hawks, too many eagles, too many panthers, too many tigers, right? Yeah. I'm with you.

Look, I want representation from all of them, but I just don't, it's a little excessive. It's a

little excessive when every team is the panthers or the tigers or the bulldogs or something.

I've always said this. I mean, we need, there's a lot of the animal, we watch a lot of animals,

shows we'll talk about it on more questions and answers. But there's a bunch of shit we're

forgetting about here, all right? I mean, no one's, there's the insect world. Never gets touched

really, but short of the ones. Yeah. And I will tell you Colby, we're at spiders, I guess.

We're really at a critical mass in terms of people wanting more questions than answers.

So we might actually have to get it. Also, I meant what I was bringing up was I hope you got

DMs as well. But when we brought, we were talking camels on the last show. And I pondered why are we

talking about a North American team named the camels? Well, turns out, camels roamed North America

back in the day all over the place. And so in fact, some of the, some of the, I fell down the

yeah, we talked, are we talking of danger here? I fell down a deep rabbit hole of camel evolution.

It actually turns out that camels may have started here and eventually made their way over to

Africa. So what time period are you talking about just off the top of your head there?

Like post dinosaur, prehuman. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know. I mean, I wasn't, like I said,

this was a couple, a couple of weeks ago, or whenever we talked about it, did the deep dive,

a K watch some YouTube videos and then read some, read some threads on it.

Speaking of that, I'm going to send you a video, which I play this pretty much every year on the

TCE show at some point throughout the year. But this is why this is why I love the camel in general.

It's, it's hard headed. And I, it should be wary of human beings because I, and I don't know

that this, if you could play that clip, um, yeah, sir, let me get that clip going right now.

A gentleman said, for what looks like no good reason, well,

they can have other plans. As someone who worked on a clip show every episode I made,

I tried to get this camel clip in. Yeah. I mean, it's so good.

And you're just in the punch. Now, Colby's playing the, the meme version because it has like all

the sound effects, but it just click up a camel throws man by the head. They're being named to the

camel. They're, they're, they're, they punch it. They punch it before. This is, this is a,

a sugar version because they didn't show the, the gentleman in the blue punch the camel in the face.

They're, they're about to do something. They're about to, this could be the, the camel's last stand.

I don't want to, I don't want to bump people out, but what a great, what a great though,

uh, to me, you still got one on the way out. All right. You still got one on the way out.

You didn't go down like a bitch. I mean, imagine being, uh, sorry, this is, uh,

just want to show Colby. Look at, look at these camels. Why are we watching the cable documentary?

I'm PBS, I'm just showing, I'm just showing Colby this, this is the kind of research I was doing.

I do like this. I do like this. Look at my way.

They had no camel either. Where's it? It's hump. Well, I think again, this is,

there's different styles of camel. They don't have the, come on,

sure, Jesus Christ. It's, I mean, it's bad enough when you don't know who Bill Snyder is.

New Orleans, the privateers, AK, the no limit, or the make them say, uh, privateers taken on

Corpus Christi. Uh, feel like we've, we've, we've, we've talked a lot about New Orleans all season.

We have not spoken much about Texas A&M, Corpus Christi, Colby. One and a half points spread

here again for the, uh, for Texas A&M, who is playing in Lake Charles at the, uh, campus of

McNeese. That is true. And these surfers might be able to surf Lake Charles. But, um, uh,

how about the no limit soldiers hitting for us today? I don't know if you guys were on that,

but at least I was. Um, uh, I think you guys were them. I think we were in unison memory.

Serious. Yes. Yeah. I've been, I've been riding them the whole time.

Yeah. And I'm not going to stop now. They beat, they beat Corpus Christi, uh, back on February

9th by six. Uh, I think they have a slight advantage for the games being in Louisiana.

Lake Charles, I still think like the crowd would probably say, oh, that's rude for New Orleans,

against this Texas trash, right? Yeah. Yeah. I could see that.

Corpus Christi has been better at the second half of the season though. So I mean,

it should be a good game. Uh, but I'm one, uh, the no limit soldiers to me.

I think they get this one and maybe the next one is one they each shake because they are wildly

inconsistent. I will preface that with the, uh, the private tears can beat anybody. They beat

TCU. Yeah. In the big toe. To Colby's point, the, uh, consistency rank, Texas A&M,

Corpus Christi 85, no limit soldiers 156. But you look at some of the other advanced stuff that I

love offensive remounting. New Orleans is 43rd in the nation. Number one in the conference,

offensive remounting percentage, huge free throw advantage up to 7% and, uh, yeah, I'm all over

the no limit soldiers. This is like their guards, their guards of Benson and Buckley are super

fucking good. I mean, and they didn't have a great game today, which could be a money line dog

for you. One and a half points. Well, shout out to our clip guy, Adi, who did, uh,

stand with you with the, uh, all dogs matter clip. Yeah, they do. And like we talked about on

Vison, my favorite dog is a short favorite, although in this case, yeah, I don't think it's time

to monetize my 30 to one position. Yeah, we all have a, uh, in Orleans 30 to one from our conference

previous. And to your point, there is a glaring advantage for this New Orleans team. They,

they get to the line as well as anyone in the country. They're, they're decent from the line

once they get there. And Texas A&M Corpus Christi will put you on the line, uh, bottom 10 in the

country at that. So a massive advantage there will look past the New Orleans defense Colby,

inconsistent teams that have high variance are those are the tournament teams because when they

get hot, they get hot. They don't have to change those, those guards I mentioned didn't have

the greatest game today. So it, it means that tomorrow, they will. Yeah, we just need, if New Orleans

can not turn the ball over, we're good to go. Two straight agreeances. Northern Kentucky,

right state and Andy. Oh, Northern Kentucky. I love that logo. You know what that means, guys.

Uh, yes, we have, they love us long time. Nice run here by the Norseman.

I'm on the Norse. I have a future on that. Yes. Same. I, I know it says Green Bay there.

I meant right state. Um, uh, I told you call the people that look at the slide on the Viking.

Yeah, you're close. So I got lucky there. But, uh, yeah, I'm on, uh, you're close. Look,

I'm gonna back my boys. Yeah. It's, it's tough for me to go against teams that I have live

futures on when the spreads under two points. Why would I get off the wagon now? I, I don't see any,

I mean, right state's fine, but I don't see any like obvious matchup that, uh, I'm not going to

continue. Just ride North and Kentucky here. What's the, what, what was the number that you guys got

from? And this is a nice revenge game because, uh, they beat Northern Kentucky, uh, in Kentucky,

at, uh, last game of the regular season 92, 91. So you know, Northern Kentucky. I mean,

it's already a tournament game, but they got this game circle. Great point. Double circle. Plus,

plus. And actually, this is a, this is a, uh, this is a, uh, this is a double, double revenge spot

because they beat them twice in the other season. Thank you for bringing that up. And I know, uh,

big cat had a trend of teams that were in a loss twice to the same team and then they were

trust the line and take the favor for whatever that's worth.

Kramer, what are you doing today with these tennis, with these Tennessee state?

Trust the market. No, thank you. I'm going to take the team that won the previous two. Oh,

love it. We need some disagreement. Yeah. And I really want to put a lot of dogs in my, uh,

in my hopper. So when we get to the dogs, you're not going to know who I'm going to,

I'm going to pick Furman East Tennessee State. Great match up here in Asheville in the Socon.

I was once a Socon specialist 4 p.m. on Monday, the ninth East Tennessee State lay in a point and a

half. Paladin versus a bucket, a bucket year. Who wins, Colby?

Well, I have a future on the Paladins and East Tennessee State got so fucking lucky today. I

mean, good God. Um, uh, Western Carolina. If you just make your free throws, you win the,

Western Carolina blew a 17 point second half lead, uh, but both teams did come back.

Furman was down early too, but it wasn't less than crazy like that. But, um, uh, yeah, look,

I reason why it took the future is I believe Furman is growing up right before our very eyes.

They have a couple freshmen that have gotten a lot better. And they also have the pedigree. I

think they have the best coach in the conference. So, uh, yeah, I'm going to back Furman,

especially on 24 hours rest, especially East Tennessee State just beat a rival in a Western

Carolina there. So I think there's a little just a human element of like, oh,

Western Carolina had beat them twice in the regular season. So getting over that mountain top,

I think there's a psychological edge there with Furman. Let's go. Paladins.

This one is one and a half as well. If I didn't say it, Sean, Sean,

well, I have an East, I have a future on East Tennessee State. So this is kind of a me versus

Colby. Who will prevail? Yeah. I'm going to go with the team. You just mentioned that East

Tennessee State played a team in one because they couldn't hit their free throws. I don't,

I don't, you know, you look at Furman at the line. I think that could be a liability again.

Similar problem. Yeah. In this championship game. So yeah, give me, uh, give me ETSU. Let's go.

Well, yeah, I mean, I would say that the, yeah, this one could get ugly,

could get ugly, which I think they're in the correct answer is what, what does the Buccaneer do

if it comes across a paladin? Probably tries to rape it. That's what the pirates did.

All right. I was sitting there. One of my kids is watching like this.

Aren't, aren't pirate based like magical though?

Romca. Yeah. Okay. Don't mind. But Buccaneers are savages. Okay.

No, I'm just, I'm watching this like, it's like when they made that like a cute vampire movie.

I'm watching my kid watch this like cute pirate movie. It's like, no, these pirates were not nice

at all. They would not have asked any questions. They just would have gotten right to the raping 4 p.m.

On the West Coast, Georgia Southern taking on Troy. We're back in Pensacola. Actually,

first time in Pensacola on tonight's show, that eagle. We might want to need to check on

Georgia Southern's eagle for some performance enhancing something. Maybe a little TV 12.

Troy lay in four and a half Colby. Yeah. Southern's hot spot that the web is balling up for them.

Wait, wait, say that again.

Spot that the web is balling out for them because it's two Ds with spot web. If you haven't caught

this kid, he's balling out for the jet was talking about him earlier. But yeah, Georgia Southern

magic. This is the Sunbelt. All right. Well, Troy got the win today. The one seed who was not one

in Ken Palm. They're one and no in the tournament. Meanwhile, Southern is on an absolute heater.

I'm not getting in front of that train. Give me Southern as they've won. How many in a row now?

Six in a row. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Let's go. The craziest outcome is the correct outcome

in the Sunbelt. I'm with you, Colby. Give me, give me Georgia Southern and the four and a half

all day. You can't, you can't, you can't lay points in this Sunbelt right now.

So do we know why, like, so we, this is like the Isaiah, Isaiah Thomas thing where he's not related

to Isaiah Thomas. Do we know why he's named Spud the, the web?

I, I, I don't know off the top of my head, but I would assume they were fans. Obviously,

Spud web played for the Atlanta Hawks in the state of Georgia. Georgia, just a fan. Yeah.

I don't know. But yeah, I believe non related.

The other guards of beast two Tyron Moore. That dude Tyron Moore's a fucking beast too.

Troy plays, Troy is a, is a lot like New Orleans. All right.

Troy, Troy, you know, can beat power five teams, but they can also lose to anybody.

And they, they kind of play down to their competition. Southern is just battle tested at this point

now. I mean, they beat Marshall twice on this run. Yeah. I'm not, you kind of got to respect the

form, you know. Yeah. So taking the points. Another money line opportunity for

me. Look at the money line, right? Do you know why Spud Web is named Spud Web? No. Spud

not his real name. Really? Really? He was, he's named the personal name, Michael Anthony Jerome

Spud Web. I believe, I believe his cards back in the day like had Anthony Web like his rookie year

and shit. Do you know why he's named Spud? Love the dog. This is, this is crazy. He's from Dallas,

Texas when he was in the hospital. He received the, the nickname as a newborn baby in the hospital

and a visitor remarked to his parents, look like a potato that his round head resembled Sputnik.

Satellite. What? By the time he was brought home from the hospital. Sputnik has been

shortened to Spud. And he was called the dad said this. Who said this? Our stranger. It seems like,

hey, you're, imagine Cole, the year at the hospital and someone goes, Hey, your kids head looks like

that Russian satellite. And they're like, Oh, yeah, good point. Why are you talking about my son's

head? I would have been like taking back just of anything. It's like, yeah, it looks like the

little dipper or something like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? Right? Like that is a,

that's a pretty wild fucking story. I've never heard that before. My goodness.

All right. Did you make a pick on this one, Kramer? Yeah. How do you mean? You just agreed

that this is a money line play. You son of a bitch. I said, I'm saying, did you?

I said, this is, I said, I'm taking Georgia Southern and the money line is going in the

kitty. No, he'll do stuff like you have to take Georgia Southern here. But then he won't actually

say he's taking Georgia Southern. He's slippery. It's a great position. Check out his, check out

his dub club for the real picks. No, don't, I don't want you to check out my dub club.

530 p.m. on the West Coast. We're back on campus at McNeese and beautiful Lake Charles,

Louisiana, we're Nichols. The Nazis. Colby found the, the cute Nazi mascot. Well, they're,

let's see if they can avoid getting a good case of UT RGB in the Southland. Colby, no spread yet.

I still, I'll double, I'll double check. See what we got.

See what we got. Check out help myself to eight and a half. Rio Grande laying eight and a half

is what I got. Yes, that's a, that's a hot number. Well, I do believe didn't the,

didn't the, the Nazis try to get the Mexicans on board in like World War one, two. I think I

said two on the show and someone corrected me saying it was one. The, uh, I thought there was

some type of thing where they sent a telegram to Mexico or something trying to attack the United

States, right? During the 1930s and 1940s, Mexico was a hub for German espionage propaganda and pro

access sentiment with networks of attempting to influence politics, particularly along the US

Mexico border wall. Mexico declared war on the axis in 1942. Nazi agents operated throughout

the country spreading anti-Semitic propaganda and organizing German communities. Wait, I got,

I got, I got anywhere in the US too. Hang on, hang on, January 1917, German Foreign Secretary,

Arthur Zimmerman sent a secret coded telegram to the German, uh, to the, uh, ambassador in Mexico.

Uh, and this was, uh, basically to see if they would attack the United States. See, I knew

there were some like this. They probably just spammed everyone. Hey guys, who wants to attack the US?

Yeah, I mean, it's good idea. Anyone else in? Who's coming with us? By the way, you want to buy,

so, by the way, you want to buy some of my art? Um, uh, we're laying, right? We're laying it.

Is the end of the road for Nichols?

Yeah, the Mexicans are going to take down the people of the revenue shot. All right. Uh, this,

this is the end of the road for Nichols. I know Sean's got to win it all.

Yeah, a little sprinkle. I mean, again, why would I get off the wagon now? Give me, uh,

give me UT GT, UTRGV, baby. You know, spicy case of that. So what, what is it? Four and a half

or five and a half eight and a half? All right, I'm not, I'm sticking with them. That is a big

number, though. Do you think it's too big? Again, I'm not, it's just, it's annoying to,

I mean, what are you going to take? Yeah. And they're coming off for us. Nichols has already

played a game. It's a back-to-back for Nichols. Nichols is horrible at the line. There's no case for

Nichols. Colby, what did this school used to be called? Not the universe. Pan American or something

like that or something like that. Yeah. Well, because Ken Poms abbreviation, Ken Poms

abbreviation is UTPA. Yeah, it's like Pan American. Oh, interesting. Here's some Texas Pan American

or something. Kramer, what are you doing here? Well, yeah, as I mentioned, I am taking UTRGV.

We're laying it. I might have been the first one to say I'm laying it. And then I pointed out

that Sean was on the future and then he agreed. I think you guys just have a block from hearing my

picks. I've never gotten feedback from anyone else. I get a ton of feedback. I've never seen any of it.

Again, mysterious that you're getting all this feedback. Towson Hofstra in DC or back in DC

for the CAA Hofstra laying four and a half. That Towson logo looks basic as shit.

All of a sudden Towson found something and they've won four in a row. I know Hofstra has as

well, but remember those Vegas odds for the tournament. Both these ones were the ones that stood out as

the ones that didn't make sense. Something's got to give here, but Hofstra was the favorite to win

the conference. I just speedy cracks has got to show it to me consistently in this tournament.

Pat Scarry and Towson, I feel like have found something. They're kind of on orthodox

with this team. I feel like in general, the style they play with is different than a lot of the

other schools within the CAA. Super, super slow, good defense, strong rebounding team.

Towson's going to have the home crowd there too in DC. Give me Towson. Let's go.

They just beat Charleston, who's arguably the best team of the conference.

Yeah. I think it's a good spot year after the year, right?

I mean, really, we should just weigh the regular season more for these conference tournaments.

It's really unfair. I think I'm taking Hofstra. I get the concern, but I don't know, Towson.

I may be a little let down after beating Charleston. I don't have a great angle on here.

This just feels a little short. The number. Give me Hofstra. Kramer, what do you

don't? This feels a lot like the Georgia Southern situation. Give me Towson.

I think this time of year, you got to respect form. It's one thing to be the rest versus

roster, whatever. And say that, you know, playing multiple days in a row is not good for you.

Agreed. But when you've been a bad team all year and you're playing good ball,

it's almost good that you don't have time to think about it. So yeah, look at all these

money lines I have available to me. Wow. Right. This on this episode for the dog six PM on the

West Coast. We're in Vegas. And these are some universities you've heard of before.

If you're listening at home, Oregon State, Gonzaga, the Zags lay in 18 and a half.

There are a couple lakes, not too far from Vegas. And plenty of opportunities to have a few.

So be careful out there. Gonzaga.

Shout out to Robert Martin, giving us 26 Canadian. Well, you finished.

That might have finished Sean for the anti-Canadian. Sorry, Colby. Sean's for the anti-Canadian.

Hopefully, hopefully it won't offend. I love Canada. Thank you, Robert Martin. Again,

SGP and March band is bracket challenge. Still a go fellas. Yes. Stay tuned. Have an announcement

in the finalizing the prize, but it's a pretty decent. So stay tuned. We will announce in the next

few days. If so, I'd like to bet my second place finish from last year. Number one, if possible.

Thanks from Canada. Shout out to our good buddies up north. Robert Martin. Appreciate you. Colby,

what are you doing here? I'm riding with Oregon State. I, uh, I mean, we'll talk free throw

percentage. These Zags, they're giving up almost eight eight percentage points to Oregon State.

Watch that Oregon State game today. Not look pretty good there. Solid play. And Gonzaga,

30 in the tournament, 30. They're already looking ahead. They, I mean, I won't even mention the

price I got on my Oregon State to win the conference. I was just going to ask very, I'm very excited

if they win this game. Well, I see that we, when we did the show, they were 170 to one. Yeah,

circa had 200 to one. Whoa. So, of course, I'm riding the beavers. Colby, you're, you're on the

beavers as well. There were three and a half point dogs and we touched on this Wayne Tinkle, uh,

is been fired, but he's going to coach the boys, uh, for the rest of the year. One last

Tinkle. Last time he did this shit. They went to the elite eight. All right. And look, uh,

Gonzaga, Braden Hoff is still injured. Why would you play him here? Why would you play him?

You know what I mean? Like, so I would wait on him. They even got, uh,

Warley, the, uh, the guard is a game time decision. Oregon State and the points, no doubt. All right.

Moneyline will see, I mean, the Zags already lost to Portland this year. Tinkle's got some magic.

The team's young, but they got some magic. They play fearless for him. Let's go beefs.

Let's go beefs should never have been fired. Ridiculous.

They lost by 20 at home. Yeah. That was before they fired him though. Yeah. Great point, Colby.

Giving Gonzaga. Come on. This is violating one of those, uh, one of those rules we have. What?

Well, I, I, I'm also on Oregon State. So all this is the, uh, the old Polish middle. I got an

18 and a half point, uh, Polish middle here. Not good, but I'm laying it. Come on. Get me out of

this position. Detroit, Robert Morris, a K Bob Morris. They won one game and you're already tried

to hedge out. I think Gonzaga is another level. Uh, but when you, if you played the future,

then what do you expect? Well, yeah. But I, I, I, I, I, you knew if they won, they played

Gonzaga. I'm in a great spot. I'm not going to double down in my position. I'm going to take

Gonzaga. I love Gonzaga. But you guys won't, I mean, if Oregon State covers, you lose both.

What do you mean? If Oregon State covers the spread and doesn't win, you lose. That's horrible.

Yeah. That would be a bad, bad outcome. That's, I'm, I'm hoping for the Oregon State wins

the game outright or Oregon State gets blown out. Um, obviously it wouldn't be good for me.

Why would you bring up the, the bad position for me? I'm trying to get you to, I'm trying to get

you to, it's right with your future, right? No, I mean, it's, it's, it's a long shot. I don't need

to ride with anything. We'll help monetize the position here with the Gonzaga minus 18. Okay.

I mean Detroit, Robert Morris, speaking of futures. It's another one I got in the pocket.

Robert Morris, laying five and a half. I did have to make a cheat sheet this year of who I,

which bets I have on these fucking conference tournaments. Well, there's so much action.

It just happens all at once. You got to keep, and then, you know, then you got big time,

college accounts, posting, um, misleading and confusing things about who's qualified for the

tournament and who hasn't, uh, not good, not good. Colby, are we laying it with Robert Morris?

No, uh, I know, I know they're hot right now. No, no, um, but I don't like that five and a half

number. They want eight in a row. It's Indianapolis. I think this, this is the horizonly.

Yeah, that's true. I just feel like it's a lot of closeball games historically. Um,

uh, I'll take Detroit to give them a game. Bob Morris hasn't been tested in a while,

and this is a good opportunity for it because A, they're away from home.

Uh, what is the last time they actually played a single digit game? That's a great,

told me, this is, that's a great town move. Sorry. Where you just say no matter what it is,

it could be a league, it could be a division, it could be a, you go, this is the horizon league.

And you just, you know, that, this is the NBA. This is, this is the AFC East. It works with anything.

Robert Morris is 961 away from home. FYI. Interesting. But on the other side,

the Detroit mercy, the hospital has been good as a dog. So pretty even situationally,

13, eight and one for Detroit mercy. Yeah, the numbers telling you, because I mean,

they've drilled, I mean, Robert Morris has won by double digits every game since like February seventh.

So the line is telling you to take Detroit. Detroit, uh, 78, 78% from the line as a dog,

and you're getting, you're giving them five and a half and you're getting 78% of the line.

Give me the hospital. Let's go. Remember, and look, a long time respect for Detroit,

because remember on that one fan storm, the court. Yeah, that was great. You guys just took

that team. Meanwhile, I'll take the team that has had a cold, that's cold. We pointed out eight

double digit point wins in a row. Maybe it's more Bobby Morris. They're, they're often

relies on the three ball Detroit mercies, number one in conference defense defending the three.

Give me Detroit mercy. They're live on the money line. That's a misleading stat that you just said,

because while they might be good in that conference, they're still, um, like 50th percentile

overall. They get me, they get up for the conference while you might mention that,

Robert Morris is the top three point shooting team in the conference. But they're also the 13th

best in the country. So it is still their third best. Very point shooting. Wow. So they have,

and that and their 13th best in the country. So that's even better for the argument.

You know, who's number one in the two points? Detroit mercy in the conference.

How is that? Okay. What am I, what am I, look at the, what am I looking at wrong here?

I don't know what you're looking at. Detroit mercy, Robert Morris selected by conference.

I don't know what this is. This doesn't look correct at all. All right. Take it up with your

boy, Ken pop. Either way, give me Detroit mercy. They're live on the money line.

All right. Whatever what you don't land that as you do, you lay it. Yeah. I'm going to lay it.

I got the, I got the good position on the future. I'm certainly not going to look to play the other

way here. That would be silly. How about that? Shout out to Michael Huffer says him in money line

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Come on, please, please, we got to do this, right? We're going to we got to go to a sushi place here.

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Colby has a slide for it. There we go. Oh, we do. A game ended while we while we were a chat.

Oh, look at that. He made both because he didn't know what it was going to be. Santa Clara took down

who were they playing? Pacific. Oh, Pacific. I was good about the pepper nine. I knew that was

wrong, though. I saw that's why I didn't say. And now they take on St. Mary's. Again, the WCC,

the originator of the multi step by process. And now we've gotten to the end of it. St. Mary's

laying three and a half does seem like we're just going to get another St. Mary's Gonzaga game,

right? I'm going back my future. I'm going to back my future and take Santa Clara. Good luck.

These games were close. These games like the first off, they split. But, uh, yeah, Sean and I are on

St. Mary's doing the conference. I think. Yeah, I'm going to take him here late in the three and a half.

But, uh, I wouldn't be so, I wouldn't, I wouldn't automatically move Gonzaga ahead, right?

And they do have Oregon State. Well, if that, if that, you know what, if that happens, guess what,

I got plus two 30 on St. Mary's. I got, um, I have one hundred eighty to one. I didn't get the

good number that you got. You did tell me about it at the circuit. I decided to hold Pat with the

digital coin. Um, but yeah, I mean, that would be a great position of being if Gonzaga somehow trips

and shoots themselves. That would be great. Seems pretty unlikely as much as you guys have

conjured up this nut, the WCC tournament. It doesn't matter angle. Uh, yeah. St. Mary's late three and a half.

All right. Time for three locks and a dog. We'll start out here with you, Colby. What are you doing?

Three locks and a money line dog. Well, you know, let's, uh, I got so many futures.

And shout out to, uh, the last dogs we had Wisconsin on the money line. I think you had

George Mason, Colby. Nice. Uh, the dogs are parking. Also gave out Marquette on that show.

Yes. As, as, as a, as a dog to be Yukon, they did, uh, let's go. Let's lock up, um,

Monmouth's going to get Campbell. All right. Lay the one and a half with Monmouth. Okay.

Let's also lock up organ state plus 18 and a half. Yes. Let's go. Wow. That's a lock.

The dog to win on right is it is one more lock. I'm sorry. Uh, let's lock up.

First time, Colby. And I thought on the shorter slate. I thought you're going to.

Oh, you don't. All right. Colby wants less picks. He's scared. Uh, let's take, uh,

give me, give me a, uh, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's wrap it in New Orleans. No

little bit soldiers. Whoa. Make them say, uh, uh, and, uh, the dog is, is our boys out of the

sunbelt, Georgia Southern. They keep it sunbelt. Dance. Baby dance.

That is very, that would be very sunbelt. Okay. For me, lock number one, New Orleans,

no limit soldiers, lock number two, the Norseman, lock number three,

Georgia Southern plus four and a half. That's it. You hear a gong and you got some Asian looking

Vikings coming off that boat. My goodness. Oh, just those giant hordes. Oh, oh, fuck.

Detroit mercy. The hospital. Good for you. Detroit mercy gets it done. Wins out right on the

money line. Kramer. Three laks and a little dog. St. Mary's lock. Okay.

Surprise. None of you guys went to that. Uh, lock number two East Tennessee state.

Laying the one and a half. Laying the one and a half. Lock number three.

Oh, do we go? I think this is where we go. Georgia Southern. No, change that. Go

robber Morris. Forgot I wanted to play that one right against Sean is Detroit. And then for my

dog. I have so many dogs here we need to choose from. I'll join Colby. We'll, we'll play fun belt

fun belt madness. You sure you want to dog that big?

Georgia Southern plus four and a half. That's amazing. He's got to get a great handling that. Yeah.

Well, I played Buffalo last last episode and that turned out like shit. So I'll go back to my

small dogs. Thank you very much. Someone. This is a medium sized dog. Someone's really thrown

off by Colby's Mike Vic comments because we got a comment over on Spotify five stars answering

all questions and comments over there. Is Kramer really a dog hater? I had to clear if I just

want to come to spreads. He does actually like well, you like tiny dogs in real life and in gambling.

Yeah, I, I responded because he tricked a coyote recently and the coyotes are related to dogs,

I believe. So is Kramer really a dog hater? So now my name's being slanted. First response was

ask my dogs after their nice long off leash walk response number two about an hour later

after the walk. I do like favorites in college basketball. And then Sean responded clearing

things up just to make sure that we know we didn't need any legal matters here. No, of course.

All right. Let's, let's talk about the swag. And I'm sure Colby has some visual aids for us.

Maybe? Well, I wish to start with the, oh, no, they're the greatest, they're the greatest logos

in all of college sports. The swag. What's your favorite? I believe the top. Well, you're not going

to see it's there's two Mississippi Valley. There's three actually Mississippi Valley State Pine Bluff

in Florida A&M or my top three. But all of them are pretty fly. Love Jackson states as well. I mean,

they do a great job. They know what the fuck they're doing with these logos and you'll see

them on display here. And show us the swag. Can I also compliment them on their tournament format?

Or at least the way that they draw their bracket. They it's very creative. It's essentially

a multi buy system for the lower seeds. More or less. And I think this is a version where

you don't have the teams on there. But essentially, you have the top four seeds getting a double buy,

which again, if you want to complain about anything fairness, please go to these conference

issues. Stack the deck a little bit more if you're worried about this kind of nonsense. All right.

First up, we got Alcorn State. Speaking of Alcorn State, I believe that's where Steve McNair

attended college. And we still don't know what happened to him. If you've listened to that podcast

that sports illustrated boy, there, there is definitely more questions than answers there, Colby.

Alcorn state takes on Alabama state, the 1110 matchup here. Alabama state length six and a half.

This is a real number games are all in Atlanta, Georgia. This one's at 11 a.m. on Tuesday,

the ninth Colby. I have not watched a ton of swag basketball this year.

Alabama, anytime someone uses a hornet or B or wasp, very strong. It's strong because it's

kind of not a it's not something that people most people like or B it's not like it's an insect.

So it's kind of off putting visually from a mascot perspective. So yeah, non mammal mascot. So

maybe that's a hold on their side conversation. Alabama state lane a bit lane six and a half Colby,

explain. I certainly think they're the better team this year, but six and a half in the swag.

The only thing I wonder is you know the bands travel well, but how many bands will be at this

game going from from Montgomery, Alabama to college park, Georgia? What is that time,

Justin Screamer? I know you're big on Google maps. What is that time? Just because we know

of Lormon, Mississippi is quite a ways, I feel like, but yeah, look last time they played,

Alabama state one by 15 back on January 12th. Alabama states lost two games in a row. Meanwhile,

Alcorn state on a one game losing streak, but they're two and 18 away from home this season.

I know a lot of those were against very good schools to start the season, but I just think

Bama states just a much better team. They're like 120 spots, 130 spots better defensively.

The offense also 45 spots better. So I will take my shot on the Hornets here, laying the six and a half.

Don't love that big of a number historically in the swag, unless it's Maui state, but I think

they get home. I got to bring something up. Okay. And this Colby don't answer this question.

Sean, how many teams? So this again, we're playing in Atlanta. Yes. How many teams in the swag

play in the state of Georgia? Zero. Zero. Why are we playing our conference tournament?

They don't have a state where no one fucking play is cool. They don't have gyms in Alabama.

But when we hear people talk about how these, the, the HBCUs, why is your daughter play volleyball

in Vegas are running their, are running their athletic departments like a Ponzi scheme.

And we have Ed Reid storming out of situations. This is why? Why are we doing this? You're telling me

you couldn't find a location inside of Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, or Texas.

East Texas. What are we doing? You could easily be playing this in New Orleans.

Jordan. Yeah. Yeah. Or Florida, Jacksonville. They got a convention center. Is it just because

College Park, Georgia is the easiest to get people there.

Right. Where it's like in the middle of everything for that. No, it's all, it's visualized a map.

Georgia is all the way east. Like if you look at it, you know what, I'm going to put this on

the screen. This is a conference map. This is a conference map of the swag. Now what you'll

notice in this conference map is the state of Georgia is not even outlined because they're not,

it's, it would be here. It would be right here. So I don't know. This feels like that,

not maybe you have, you have a level Ponzi scheme by moving teams around to different cities,

but I don't know why, why can't we look at all these teams are right around New Orleans.

Honestly, they should just be in New Orleans. Let's just. Yeah. New Orleans is perfect for this.

Fuck it. What's the, what's a good city in Mississippi? I don't even know. What's a big city in

Mississippi? That just fire it up. Is it a alumni thing? A lot of swag alumni live in the Georgia?

Probably. I would think that could be two. Maybe. Yeah. But this is dumb. All right. So you guys

are both laying it. Did I have to lay it? I think they get home. I think they win by nine or ten.

How do you lay? This is the swag, Sean. How do you lay six and a half in the swag?

I did the Kobe tau thing. Alcorn state's offense is pretty bad. Both teams offense pretty bad.

Both teams defense pretty bad. Well, Alabama states defense isn't bad compared to the conference.

Yes. It's elite in the conference. Yeah. Give me the points. Oh, okay. Alcorn. I heard a sharp

handy camper say in these lower level conferences. You always lay the points in these early games.

So I'm going to do that with Alabama state. That's fair. You're probably quoting me.

And they said elite handicap. It could be the probably. I mean, it depends on you ask, but

actually, you know, give me the chalk. What am I doing? Give me the chalk. That was a wild ride. Give me

the chalk. Mississippi Valley state. And this is one of those, this is one of those logos that Colby was

touting, I believe, or one of his favorite mascots. I believe in your top three. He's also a big

fan of magic to gathering. Mississippi Valley state catching 12 and a half points as the 12 seat

against grambling. This one's and they also have a comically large amount of time between their

games. I'm guessing the, the women's games playing between the 530 PM on the West Coast.

That that, I mean, this devil's logo that you made this, right, Colby?

No, this is top five logo in the sport. I mean, how good is that? It's like a fucking comic book

here. They've spent, if they spent the same amount of time in their logos that did with their

basketball team, they'd be great, all right. But because that logo is fire and their name is

the Delta Devils. How great of a name is that? Now, having said all that, they're fucking terrible.

I will lock up rambling. Yeah. They played one by 21. Yeah. Yeah.

They're dead. I mean, look, I've made a good amount of money fading them. I have covered two or

three straight games, but that was the end of the year. Seeding was already figured out. I feel like

coming off Mississippi Valley State is, no, sorry, Gremlins coming off a win. Mississippi Valley

State to your point. I mean, they've won three games all season. I can't take them.

Kramer, what do you know? I was just reading a little bit about the history of this school.

All right. They're horrible. I almost took the dog in the last matchup.

In this matchup, I don't think I can do that. In fact, one Ken Palm even has this at 13. And

I would say that pretty big. Are these games really in college Park, Georgia, Colby? Yep.

Interesting. My notes were wrong. I thought they were, I would thought they were playing

somewhere else. I was going to have a commentary on that. I read, I must have gotten some AI

information. So I read that they are being played in the Hawks arena. And I was going to say,

like that's a gameplay center arena. It's where it's where Georgia plays, right?

Anyway, no, no, we're just an Athens. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about

364 out of 365. That's where that's where we're talking about with this

Delta Devils offense in the country. So we'll fade that. Not much better on defense either.

Rest of the first round games are days from now. Well, quickly, Alabama,

actually, yeah, Alabama, A&M, Texas Southern, the four or five matchup.

Point, point, point, fact, Michael Strayon, Texan, Texas Southern guy.

There are Texas Southern projected to be catching a point in this matchup. I mean,

look at the Alabama A&M Bulldog. That's not natural. Oh, man, that's not natural at all.

Texas Southern's logo, if you're watching live over on YouTube, it looks like an erection coming

up. What? The imagine the tea is a human being. It's just, oh, you see the erection.

I mean, slutty 90s women talks, guys, greens of mine go crazy. Look at the, look at the,

look at the bany thing jumping off the tea. I'm not seeing a dick. I'm not seeing an erection.

Yeah, I've seen all this McCarthy talk. You know what? You know what it reminds me of, that

gif, the, the boner for America where it, like, it rises up and it's the Eagles head and it's a

boner. The Texas Southern logo looks exactly like that. I think we, you know what it was,

Colby? We were talking Pam Anderson. And so that got him thinking about the sex tape and that

got him thinking about boners. That's what it. And so now he sees the Texas Southern logo that

just has a completely harmless animal. He also talked about the camels. That's a fake

camera. It doesn't have the hump. Yeah. You're right. He's meant he's talking about

humping. He's seeing, he's seeing dicks on Texas Southern logos. Everyone sees it. Everyone sees it.

Now this, this match is actually intriguing here because

Alabama A&M has, has been solid, but they have a great home court advantage.

Although once they leave that building, they're four and eight on the road. Texas Southern actually

kind of came on a little strong when he six of their, their last 10.

Texas Southern, including a 15 point win against the very Texas A&M or I'm sorry, the very

Alabama A&M bulldogs. I'm going to take Texas Southern historically in this tournament.

They normally cause damage. You've seen them in the play in game. How many times? Give me Texas Southern

culture play. Culture play. Yeah, wrong team favorite, right? Yeah. No thanks. No thanks.

Texas Southern, one of the worst teams ATS on the road. Give me Alabama A&M.

Yeah. Laying the point. Were you guys are in Texas Southern? We are definitely on Texas Southern.

That was the whole, you know, we were having a nice conversation about Texas Southern system play.

All right. Next up, we have a highly believed Colby also had pine bluff in his top.

That's what I go in the game. That's his conference top three.

That is for fucking thunder cats over here. Wait, do you see it though? Do you see it within the

hair? You. Yeah. Oh, wow. No, I didn't see that fire. I thought Colby could have had the best,

the best joke ever. If he said there's a dick in the hair. Yeah. Where's the dick?

You see the erection? It's probably that. That's obviously not here.

That lion's got his mouth, though, but like he's about to suck a dick. What's that red, what's that

red thing? Yeah, I got to get your mind out of the trash. What's that red thing coming out of his

mouth? Pine Bluff projected to be getting three points against Southern. I mean, both of these logos

are pretty, pretty rad. Colby, you're right. Great conference for logos. Yeah, we haven't even done

Florida A&M's too. Florida A&M's is top notch, man. What's that? Snake, right?

Rattler. That is, that is a very good one. Pine Bluff played Southern earlier in the,

wait, they did not play Southern earlier in the season. I take that back.

No, they did. But wait, just, yeah, they played Southern. They won by one.

Continue. January 24th at Southern. No, I know. I realized I was playing once, I think, right?

They only played once at home. And yeah, like you said, one point game.

This one, I got to take Southern here. Like Pine Bluff, as much as I love the logo,

they don't have Dr. Bradley this year, which we should have a conversation about in a minute.

Southern has closed the season pretty strong. They've won seven of the last 10.

I do think they're one of the better teams in the conference. I think they might even have

the best coach in the conference. So give me the Jags of Southern to get it done.

I'm going against give me Arkansas Pine Bluff much better at the free throw line. They've,

they're not as hot as Southern, but they've had a good second half of the season.

And you look at their conference numbers, number one and three point percentage,

you know, much better at the line. And yeah, so it should be a good game. I'll take the,

I'll take the free three points, especially on the neutral here. Give me Arkansas Pine Bluff.

UAP B call me another, another good topic for more questions than answers. All those,

I look at they just changed UFO to UAP along the way.

I miss it. Yeah. I mean, when, when's the last time you heard someone call it a UFO,

all the time. Well, they, they, they, they, they go with UAP now. No, I, you're, you're in

really deep right because I'm just saying that's the, that's what the government, you know,

that, okay. You're on Pine Bluff. Yeah. Southern turns them over. Lay it.

No, no, no, no, no. What about the conference futures wide open?

Southern is the ads on, well, let's see what the ads call me pulled, but, uh, yeah,

Colby. What kind of, what kind of, he's got a little different numbers. He's got different numbers,

always different numbers. Uh, so, but Southern is plus 270 to win. And they're only a three point

favorite. Uh, that's kind of interesting. What does that make you think you want to do? Take

some Pine Bluff? No, I'm a, well, yeah, maybe honestly. All right. So cookman, but them cook

Southern plus 270, uh, Texas Southern Florida A&M, uh, as Colby pointed out, another cool

logo, Alabama A&M, all plus 750. You guys know who, uh, uh, Florida A&M's coaches?

Who is Florida A&M's coach? Charlie Ward. Love Charlie Ward.

Having a great first season. Also, uh, Bethun Cookman, who is the projected, uh,

on favorite at plus 185. They're head coach Reggie Thius from Hanging with Mr. Cooper. And

from scoring about 20 a game in the NBA for a long time. Uh, wow. So here's, here's the thing.

Dr. Bradley is allegedly playing in the tournament.

Dr. Bradley is maybe the most interesting person in college basketball over the past couple years.

So he was in the transfer portal at Pine Bluff while playing the season. And he was awesome

last season, right? But he would randomly miss games. Uh, so he transferred over to Bethun,

which by the way, if you're not familiar with Dr. Bradley, he started his career at Cal State

Fullerton, then went to Salt Lake Community College and he went to New Mexico State.

Then he went to Pine Bluff. I believe I'm forgetting one school too. Well, Trump. And

well, he is awesome, by the way. Like he is, he's only played like two weeks this season.

So he couldn't play because of they were taking a case to court. So he couldn't play until

January. Then he played and played really well. He was a conference player of the week.

And they went on a run and basically solidified the one seed and they were blowing out

everybody with Dr. Bradley, right? Then he injured his foot and they could have brought him back

a couple of games before the tournament. They did not. But he's kind of been one of these things.

What does the guy say in in Shawshank Redemption?

Remember like do frame sets up the Andy do frame sets up the the warden with this.

He's like, the FBI will be chasing a figment of their imagination or figment of my imagination.

He has a name for him. I just can't think of it right now. That's essentially kind of what

Dr. Bradley's been because he's missed so many different games. But when he plays, he is without

a doubt the best player in this conference. I'm hearing he's gonna play in the conference tournament.

So I think it's a throne. Well, that would explain why the number has come come in a little bit.

I mean, he's a hilarious character because so Reggie Theus

when he first came back, he didn't want to start him because he didn't want to, I think,

be a dick to his team, right? He's like, because the team was playing still solid, right?

But he would be so dominant in like, he played like 15 minutes and have like 20 points in 10

boards. So you're just like, and then after like four or five games, they had to put him in the

starting lineup because he was, he was killing it on the stats so much. Yeah, he's only played

in eight games. He's only started four, all right? Look at this game log, ready? So he played

in against Alabama A&M 19 minutes went for 15 points, 10 boards to assist two blocks and a steel,

right? In 19 minutes, the games before that, you know, he was starting, that's when he was starting

for five straight games and it was dominating 22 points, 10 boards, you know, four assists.

I mean, he's all around one of the best players in this conference, five steals against Jackson

State, two blocks. I think he's playing, we have to take the food. I would, I would, unless he

does not play, which is possible because he's, he's just kind of like, you just have no idea.

I would think you should play Bethune Cookman at plus 185. The other play that I will give out

will be Charlie Ward and Florida A&M plus 750 or they've been playing good ball. I do think Southern

has value, but I don't want to take the one in two seeds or the, you know, the one in two odds

on favorites. Give me Florida A&M. They've been playing better ball. I think down the stretch. So

let's go.

Bethune Cookman at plus 185 in Florida A&M at plus 750. Kramer, what are you doing?

He's only got a thousand followers on X. If you want to check out Dr. Brad,

his doctor is actual first name. It is his actual first name. That's a sweet bio. It's personal.

What is he tweeting about Kramer? Well, not much. He's basically just reposting stuff about him.

Doing well. You know, player of the week, recognition, defensive player, some videos of him doing

stuff. Yeah, I would say, you know, seems like maybe not being, maybe being run by like a marketing

guy or something. And you know, he was behind the NIL at Bethune Cookman, right? Who's that?

Sir Charles Barkley gave them, I think $2 million this past year. Okay. Yeah. So the other

get this back up. The other the other thing to note from from Mr. Mr. Doctor is that to clarify

the ruling. He sued under Florida antitrust law. So essentially saying, you can't not let me play.

And so yeah, we'll see. I mean, the his lawyer calls it a landmark win for athlete rights, which

sounds a little bit like it's a win for guys who want to represent 28 year olds who still want to play

in college college sports. That's what it sounds like. Anyway, so you're on, I think you're right about

Cookman, because if he plays, they're they're going to be, I mean, and and just, you know,

reminder, a number of these teams have to play a lot of extra games as well. So I'll I'll join you on

Cookman. Anything else you play in Kramer? I don't know. Usually I go single shot with these

little baby conferences, because we all know that they're we're not going to have an upset here.

What who's the longest shot that can win this call be Florida? And I'm

you know, I mean, one of these see if Doc Bradley doesn't play for Bethune, I could see like

Brambling or Alabama State or Jackson State getting hot. After Jackson State, I'd cut it off,

but I'll take a shot on Gremlin. I mean, there's second in the conference in defense.

I like them to get past that first game. And we've seen in these smaller conferences,

these teams that get hot that have a decent path. I think defense matters in the swag and

being second in the conference. I'll go Gremlin at 22 to one. One shot. I mean,

Alexis Southern's not a crazy play because they've they've gone to the play in games so many times

in the past decade. Yeah. So Gremlin would have to play, you know, the full full amount of games.

Yeah. No, I get it. So you got a little hill to climb. I mean, that's I guess almost relatively

short odds considering they have to come from all the way. Could have said the same thing about

Drake, about Georgia Southern, about all these teams that I'm just telling

it. Northern Iowa. Northern. I mean, we've already seen it multiple times in conference tournament

season. I had the similar mindset on some of these other ones that I'm kicking myself for not

taking some bigger long shots and conferences that I think are kind of wide open.

Single shot. Give me the favorite.

Received. I love praver. Just like, okay, got it. Locked in,

give him a Thune Cookman at plus one eighty five. I'm on Gremlin, 22 to one, Colby,

you know, and I'll take a little Florida A&M. They're on the other, they're on the opposite side,

right? You'll take any other teams? No, too. Taking the whole conference, Jesus,

a Florida A&M plus 750, Gremlin, 22 to one. Colby's on the Thune Cookman and Florida A&M.

They're on the same side of the conference or of the tournament FYI.

So Gremlin. Double my chances. Yeah, Gremlin. If Gremlin wins wins one two games, they would play

Florida A&M. Shout out to Danny in the chat. Gremlin would be my pick. Great point.

Sorry, Danny. Appreciate you, chime in in. Appreciate everyone chime in. Love here from the chats.

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