Common sense is appearantly not that common | + 27 more...

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at what point does a fossil stop being controlled by necromancy and start

being controlled by gmancy the only times I'm ever truly alone with my

thoughts or when my phone dies people who had a strain of madness run in

their family just had led poisoning common sense is apparently not that

common we only have one birthday followed by anniversaries of our one

birthday having slow wi-fi is a lot worse than having no wi-fi we really are

lucky that the moon is light enough to reflect the sun's light at us during the

night somehow Fred and George selling roofies at the joke shop is perfectly

acceptable many people end up dying before a long wait to watch a sequel or

album drop the death star was completely unnecessary it's way easier to just

crash a spaceship into a planet really really fast we had the pocket watch and

then invented the wrist watch then we moved back to smart pocket watches and

then invented the smart wrist watch every song hits differently if you imagine

it at the end credits of a movie for someone who can't see themselves in the

mirror most vampires are extremely well-groomed

roadwork signs are only put up when the road isn't working now for a quick

break stay tuned for more shower thoughts

people on the internet seem to laugh out loud a lot less nowadays electricity

can do everything fire can do and more the only way to get through life is to

become crazy the vast majority of pro athletes will play against the team they

rooted for before they went pro now for a quick break stay tuned for more

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there's no consensus on how many generations removed from an ancestor you can be and still claim to

be Irish technically it's impossible to skip breakfast unless you eat nothing all day

there are hours long videos designed to help people get into a deep concentration and flow of

study or work that are interrupted every five minutes by adverts the friends hardly laugh at

Chandler's jokes without the laugh track he's just a jerk technically speaking we are made from

our grandma it's considered rude to ask how much someone makes unless they're a youtuber

humans and natural robots and engineers are surgeons for artificial humans

you never see an ad for a pregnancy test where the characters in the ad are happy it was negative

after going out with someone a lot the relationship becomes more and more deeded

I'm Montgomery Jones and I'm Amalia DePray thank you so much for listening and we'll be back

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