Confession of a Federal Ex w. Myles Toe Jared Schwartz | On The Gate | Ep. 185

We have a DASTARDLY confession on the pod today! Derek and Geo are joined in the cell with Myles Toe & Jared Schwartz to discuss REVENGE, glowing up after trauma, being dumped, the benefits of SNAP and capitalism, punching up prank ideas and much more.

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Original air date: 10.27.25

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00:00 cold open

00:20 Relegated to Studio C

03:00 Introducing guests Myles Toe and Jared Schwartz

05:30 SNAP/Food stamps

06:30 Myles family in the NFL and NHL

09:00 Jared's parents

10:00 WIC Meaning

11:30 NYC Mayoral Canidate Curtis Sliwa

12:20 MTA Subway danger

14:00 Self-Immolation

15:10 Jared also broken up with

17:15 Why he got fired

21:10 Backstory on the ex

23:30 The prank on the former employer

25:45 The Breakup

31:30 Behind the brainstorming

33:00 legal ramifications

35:30 Believe You Me Producer Michael Harrington joins the show

37:55 Jared's comedic ability

39:20 how to monetize the story with social media

40:30 American patriotism

44:10 prank punch up

47:30 break up planning

50:30 break up boinking

52:10 jareds other ex

54:10 dereks machismo

56:00 jared is an intimacy coach

57:00 Jared Dice Clay

58:15 regrets?

59:10 Women love broke men, broke guys are peak

1:00:00 why Jared got fired from his last job

1:02:00 plugs

On The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day!

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