Corrections: The Podcast | Episode 167 - "Wood"

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Corrections, episode 167, week of Monday, March 2nd, 2026.

Weird audience week here at Late Night, we got a couple lady bucks in the audience.

Doze.

I will say it's more fun during corrections when you need it than it is during the body

of a show.

But you know what?

People are having a good time.

Who might have judged?

We talked about someone about to have a winning Connect 4 move.

I don't remember the set of this joke, but like 12 of you wrote, well, in the Connect 4,

there's 11 red chips and 10 yellow chips, implying that it is yellow's turn and that red

could not simply place a chip to win.

I guess my only question to you is, who invited Sherlock Holmes to Game Night?

This or already?

Someone wrote, you still get acronyms and initialisms mixed up, ICBM and WMD or initialisms,

SCUBA or AWAL or acronyms, but what would FUB be?

Appropriate to use now?

Steven Segal, I said Steven Segal, not to be confused with Steven Segal, who is my dentist.

We talked about how the armies to be woke and how the bombs, they dropped during World

War II, where they then.

A lot of people correctly pointed out, like if you're talking about how the army used

to be woke, we should have pointed out that the airplane that dropped them was in fact

called the Anola Gay, which if that ain't a drag name, what are we doing?

There's not a working Anola Gay right now.

What is the point?

Players of Catan is now just called Catan, as it has effectively been settled.

And now they're just like, no, we lived here the whole time.

Struck out referencing the movie Dave this week, I apined that the reason was nobody remembered

the movie Dave.

A bunch of people countered that we remembered it.

We just didn't care for the joke.

I still think that on Monday, when Dave felt flat, it was just that the audience did not

have a recollection of the movie Dave.

To use a fresher reference that everyone will get, Dave fans aren't here, man.

I always, I only did it for Shoemaker, and it worked with Shoemaker.

Anybody at home who thinks that that didn't work, it worked.

A couple of comments that resonated this week.

Here's what somebody wrote, episode, I think it was 167, episode 167 of corrections, somebody

wrote, oh wow, this is still going on.

Good for you.

Not sure you wrote that.

Confident, they're from the Boston area.

Good for you.

Hey, today is the five-year anniversary of corrections, first one, here's five years

ago today.

That's pretty cool.

Here's a picture of the party, they threw for me today.

I said a cloaca, it's cloaca, somebody said a cloaca, easy way to remember, rhyme suit

to Shoemaker, okay, mon, I'm allowed to say mon, they're allowed to Bob's let, I'm allowed

to say mon, hey that puppet, that elf puppet I had, there it is right there, somebody said

hey that picture of you with Al for reminding me of something.

There is a difference between me and punch, mama, mama love me, mama, mama love me punch.

These five year anniversary of corrections and tomorrow will be the one day anniversary

of when I lost the room.

Also Alf that elf puppet I held up was a tie-in with Burger King.

I found that out when Letterman breathlessly chased me to my dressing room.

McDonald's also had a tie-in, alf tie-in, it was when they released the mick cat, I said

Tara mock it up, here's the mick cat.

I like anybody who doesn't think Tara is like the darkest human being you know, she put

the eye in.

Oh, I keep trying to call Andy to get his bounce on the fact a lot of people said his alf

sounds like Nicholas Cage, I call in it, nobody answers, somebody said does it, doesn't

Andy know what time you tape corrections?

Yeah, what this is, the difference between no and care.

See, we will see if my friend is around and it's not not, but we're not going to let

go of this, we're going to get to the bottom of it.

Coming up next, just to tease you, comment about the Epstein skeleton, so I know this

part is interesting, but what's he going to say about this, what's he going to say

about this?

I'm going to stop watching corrections, no honey, I'd like to, let's just wait, I'd like

to hear what the Epstein joke is, he's holding up the wrong hand, he's holding up his left

hand and that means that it's a mistrial.

Again, somebody said I'm sure I saw it because I've seen every episode, but when did Cosby

start?

According to some testimony like the mid-60s, oh hey, it's that time of year we have to

pick our Emmy episode, so once again we're going to turn over to, what's this one, okay.

Yeah, so everybody just in the comments of this one, I forgot to look, what is the window,

but it's got to be within the last year, and don't put a lot of burden to yourself,

like it's not going to win, because somebody else is just going to make their own short

form thing, like the property brothers lick a stamp or whatever, I like them, anyone,

I mean we'll keep following up because I did not come prepared, but you know, just start

throwing them in there, you know, you get it.

Hey, I talked about how last week an intern had to run a knife back to his chef after

Jim had taken the knife.

And somebody said a ran with a knife, I hope they walked with a knife, they did not,

which reminds me, because I almost forgot, Alex, I, a lot of times when I might do my

impression of my other security guard, John, it ends with John saying true story.

Somebody wrote in, is John Irish, because we end every story, which people are doubting

us, in which people are doubting us, it's true.

Is John Irish?

I don't know.

John is so Irish, Irish bars drink at him.

Hey, this was interesting, and somebody keeps writing it, and I tried to ignore it for

a while, but you know, I know how you jackals are, you won't let anything go.

Somebody wrote no offense to Lloyd, but why do you even need a photographer?

The whole show is filmed.

That's a great question.

If we didn't take pictures, Lloyd wouldn't have a reason to pop in the dressing room of

returning guests.

You know what I mean?

Otherwise, there would just be like an unintelligible man standing in the doorway, and that would like

spook the guests.

I'm like, I'm the one here, I'm the one here, I'm the one here.

Like that, you're like, oh, but then he's like, I brought pictures, you're like, oh.

Well, it's been another corrections, and I get it.

It wasn't our favorite one, but that's okay, because I think it just puts in relief how

good the good ones are.

Is that the takeaway we're having at home?

See if he called back.

Nope.

Oh, five years, five crazy years.

Well, she makes her wants to say something, save me next week.

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