Craig's News Live Ep 22

Craig's News Live begins with Jokes On News, brought to you by Rebulevets— some deer rescued in British Columbia, a tortoise in Alabama, and a raccoon terrorizing a school. Send in your own Jokes On News!  Next up on What's News With You? Mr. Nichols tells Craig about a day trip to the science center and shows a photo of a dinosaur statue. Craig is upset that he wasn't invited. Mr. Nichols is upset that Craig wants him voted off the show and really just needed a day to himself. Craig cuts to a commercial advising viewers to vote "NO" on Mr. Nichols. Craig is also bummed out because only one T-shirt was purchased during the T-shirt Blowout Bonanza. Mr. Nichols explains what a sale is to Craig (Boring Nichols News), and is interrupted by some Breaking News. There are three brand new pieces of luxury merchandise in the T-shirt shop: The Rebulevets' Friend T-shirt for $100, The Rebulevets' Best Friend T-shirt for $1000, and the most expensive sweatshirt ever for $1,000,000, The Rebulevets special sweatshirt made with solid gold lettering. Next, Craig and Mr. Nichols play Animals On Animals with viewers, and Mr. Nichols gets disqualified. Jessica brings in CNL's first big celebrity guest David Spade to play a round of Animals On Animals. Craig takes some more viewers' questions (brought to you Rebulevets), reminds viewers to send in submissions for Wrist Watch, and shows some finalists. Michael Jackson tries to enter a submission for Wrist Watch from the hospital, but CNL staff members are not allowed. Craig has a question for CNLiens: What Is Elton John Even Talking About? then moves on to some Breaking News: MONKEY WATCH, brought to you by Rubulevets. The monkeys are smoking, stealing money, and hitting ladies. A new clip shows that they are also driving cars. Craig warns everyone to lock their doors. Craig decides to check in on his mom and she's upset about the eggs in the freezer. The show ends with one more disturbing MONKEY WATCH clip. Viewers beware. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices