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Bro, the world baseball classic has been fucking incredible.
1:38
This is only four days in.
1:42
Four days, literally.
1:45
It feels like so much longer.
1:48
It's just, you know why?
1:49
It's because there's so many games.
1:50
I mean, they've literally jam-packed games from like 3AM to like
1:55
five p.m. And I fucking love it. I love it. I got up. I I shit you not. I said this the other day
2:02
on the show. I got up at 2.45 a.m. Just randomly because I'm old and sometimes my back causes me to
2:10
get up at 2.45 a.m. And guess what? It's a baseball game was starting. No, I don't think it was
2:18
Japan. I want to say it was Chinese type A versus Korea possibly. Okay. Something like that.
2:27
But regardless, it did matter. I was it was starting in 15 minutes and I wasn't going anywhere.
2:33
Actually, I think it was Chinese type A versus check yet now that I think about it. Okay.
2:36
This has been just a fun tournament and it's funny. You say it's only been on for four days because
2:42
it feels like spring training is two months ago. I tell you that. It's like the fact I've never been so
2:50
checked out of spring training at this point training. Exactly. I don't even know. No, but the thing is
2:56
two is like these are these these games matter, but these aren't even like the games where it's like
3:01
you win or you're out like this isn't even like elimination. This is just the initial round and it's
3:06
just been outstanding. Sure. But with pulling what it is, right? Like every every win matters,
3:13
right? We already have teams eliminated. The Netherlands has already been eliminated. Chinese
3:18
type A has been eliminated. They got the mistakes. They got slaughtered by the Rappu Raka Dominic.
3:22
Guy on out this morning. Oh my god. That happens anytime you play the Rappu Raka Dominic. Yeah.
3:28
Well, what we also have is the scrappy Australian team that their catcher won't shake hands with
3:35
people and energy. I fuck with that energy. I'm not mad at it. We'll be friends later. Yeah.
3:45
Fuck off. Yeah, we can shake hands, you know, after the game in a tunnel. I get it. But like,
3:49
we're going to war right now. So fuck you, bro. You fucking play for Czechia. You are a plumber or
3:58
a civil engineer or perhaps in some cases a nuclear response.
4:03
Bro, monitor. Bro, somebody who probably shouldn't be playing baseball. No offense to this man.
4:07
No offense brother. And then on the flip side. And then on the flip side of that,
4:13
you got 17 year old Brazilian kids throwing 100 plus against Aaron Judging. Oh yeah. That's
4:19
insanity. 17 Diamondbacks Mitch Bratt, right? He got his first start at Chase Field ever playing
4:28
for Canada against Team USA. And he got his ass kicked, but 17 years. He was 19 at the time
4:35
when he did that. So like, yeah, impressive. And Brazil's got two 17 year old hurlers.
4:40
Well, Brazil's in a weird spot. Brazil was like, they barely, they barely fielded a team.
4:47
Yeah. And I think that that's that's probably the only thing that's been a disappointment here.
4:52
However, you have to kind of have it that way in a tournament like this. You have to have
4:55
those good teams. You have to have the bad teams. If this was the world MMA classic,
5:00
I think Brazil would run the table. Well, sure. But the world baseball classic Brazil's getting
5:06
the asses slaughtered. I mean, also, maybe the world BBL classic, but that's all the category
5:12
that you shouldn't say. And you know, excuse my ignorance. I had no idea that so many
5:19
like Japanese people had migrated to Brazil so many years ago. And there's like a there's
5:24
like a population of like Japanese like Brazilian people. Yeah. I had no idea. Because
5:30
some do name like Kawasaki or something on the numbers. I'm like, what? And they got some
5:35
news that look, they look like they're Japanese, but they're on the presidency. It was crazy.
5:39
I feel I feel like that's not a surprise anymore. I mean, you know, you know, I mean, like,
5:45
you see that everywhere. You have great Britain doing everything they can to qualify anybody.
5:49
You know, brother, hey, Tom, brother in right field, we own islands. We colonize. We'll take whatever
6:01
place you guys might have come from that might also be attached to Great Britain. You could
6:06
come play for our world baseball classic team. Yeah, because the Great Britain. I mean, they're one
6:11
like there's they're superstar players. Jazz Chisholm, right? That's the best. That's the best
6:15
player. Yeah. They've anybody else. It's majorly that it's currently in the majors. I know they
6:22
have a couple of guys I can't just I'm probably someone some random ass reliever because usually
6:26
what it is some random ass reliever you've heard of like once they they that's exactly what it is.
6:32
I mean, I think you could say that probably about the majority of the teams that aren't outside of.
6:39
Yeah. I was like, Dominicans, Japan. Yeah. All the teams that insurance wouldn't
6:47
ensure, you know, well, speaking of insurance, let's talk about your team Puerto Rico. Oh, man.
6:54
How? All right. I honestly, man, I wish I could have been there to catch your reaction to that
6:58
walkoff. Oh, that walkoff was wrong. Incredible. And you know what? I heard Aussie Albee say
7:07
that his walkoff, even though it was against it was Nicaragua, right? That's who it was against.
7:12
And it was in the bottom of the ninth. And that was the first one in WBC history. And for his
7:18
his was the first walkoff ever. And he said that that is the best moment of his life. Like he
7:25
basically said, it was better than the World Series. And that's that's just coast to show that
7:30
this isn't like this means some of these guys. Right. This isn't just an exhibition thing. This isn't
7:35
just these guys getting to go fuck around and play for their country and just kind of have a good
7:41
time. But, you know, play meaningful games representing where they come from. These guys take
7:45
this seriously. And it means a lot to them. No. And they're the fact that you have samurai
7:50
Japan that is now a juggernaut in this in this world baseball classic. The only team. Imagine
7:59
being. Imagine being at a game in the Tokyo dome. During the WBC. I can't. You imagine sitting
8:08
in a cheering section as they're cheering for say yes to Zuki the way they imagine. Imagine me sitting
8:12
next to Benito. Oh, it was there in the other. Timothy Shalamet. Me Timothy Shalamet Benito.
8:22
I'm asking the fucking reason we never knew we needed. Taking more pictures. You know,
8:28
you would be a photo like that. Oh, God. My phone has a terabyte of memory and I would have
8:34
used it all up from that every single day. I mean, they probably would have liked me in the first
8:40
place, but they would have ended up aiding me before the end of that. Hey, speaking of photos,
8:44
I just want you to know that the birthday gift you gave me a couple of years ago, the
8:49
frame photo of you and Rosario Dawson still sits on my desk. Good. Good. And I look at it and I
8:56
smile and then I get a little angry at you every time I look at it. Yeah. Well, when when you
9:00
when you talk about the greatest days of someone's life, meeting Rosario Dawson and being in her embrace
9:07
embrace because I got in the good graces of her boyfriend. Okay. Okay. Okay. WBC.
9:16
It's like it's like Benito says in Monaco, Sophie of Agara also prettier in person when you get
9:21
it's here. Anyway, when it comes back, it's more classic. They're one thing, obviously,
9:27
that is happening here is nobody cares about spring training anymore. Not to say anyone would have
9:32
in the first place, but there is so little interest in spring training games. Yeah. I would like you
9:42
as a man of logic and common sense. Thank you again to explain to me why they think they can
9:51
get away with charging what they're charging for spring training games right now.
9:56
Rock, you and I could get in plenty of seats as you've seen during the World Baseball Classic almost
10:02
criminally under attended as far as what you see on TV, right? Like I've seen some of my friends
10:09
there. They're sitting in sections where the seats behind them are all empty. Doesn't make any
10:14
sense to me part of it is because the games aren't cheap to get into World Baseball Classic games.
10:18
Definitely not what they should be. They shouldn't be. They should be. They should be. They
10:23
should be, right? Like when you have space to have people in, then I feel like you should do
10:30
everything that you can do. And this is a universal common theme here between spring training
10:36
and the World Baseball Classic. You should have people in there if not only would it be amazing
10:41
for the out of your game. Right. And I mean, obviously you have that in Japan and you have that
10:46
in Puerto Rico, right? But you do not have that in Houston. And that's the contrast.
10:50
Miami. It just, to me, it just looks bad. It does. It does. I'm like, at that point, you know what?
10:57
Fucking every, every 200, 300 level ticket, $10 to see that bitch. I feel that exact same way when I
11:05
sit there at a spring training game. Yeah. And there are like less than half of the fucking seats
11:11
available, right? Or like it filled, right? But when I say this, I say this because right now,
11:18
you and I, I did the math on this, you and I could get in to watch a World Baseball Classic game
11:25
tomorrow for $191.66 for two tickets. I'm not saying that's not great. It's not great seats.
11:33
It's standing only. That's in Houston, right? So are we going to arrange a flight after this
11:40
we're going to figure it out. We're going to get there. The tickets have been purchased
11:45
basically. They're in the cart. All right. They're in the cart. That's not even that, that's not
11:50
even that outrageous. $79 a piece, right? And then taxes and fees. However,
11:57
rock for us to go sit in the cheapest seats tomorrow at Salt River Fields to watch the diamond
12:05
backs. Minerleaguers take on human Seattle Mariners. Humanity. It's going to cost us to sit
12:13
in seats $114. That is outrageous. It's going to cost us $114 to go to a free training game.
12:21
And it's going to cost us $191.66 to go to a World Baseball Classic game. Now, sir, I ask you,
12:30
what time are we leaving? And how can we get the fucking Houston? That is so
12:35
outrageous. The pricing is so high, especially considering that like if you're going to that game
12:41
to watch the D-backs and the Mariners, you're going to see nobody that matters. No offense to my
12:46
D-backs. I love you guys. None at all. I mean, you'll probably see a start area that you're not
12:49
going to see can tell. And on the flip side, you're not going to see Julio Rodriguez, you're not
12:52
going to see Kat Raleigh, you're not going to see Josh Taylor, but Randy O'Rose Raine is not going
12:56
nobody's there. Great point. Great point. I was thinking of it just from the D-backs perspective,
13:01
but you're absolutely right. You go to see them take on the Mariners to see those guys as well.
13:05
Yeah. I don't know, man. I mean, I know that they don't do dynamic pricing in Major League Baseball,
13:13
but maybe they should. And I know that this isn't controlled by the D-backs, and I want to defend
13:18
them just a little bit for people that I think that's it's controlled by that by salt river fields.
13:25
It's not because I would go on the logic of let's drop ticket prices. Let's get these people in
13:30
here because chances are these people are going to buy concessions. They're going to buy merchandise.
13:34
We're going to make we're going to make our money on the back end. Just get them in here.
13:38
If I get a free ticket to an event, I am going to at least buy food at the concessions.
13:43
Well, if I get a free ticket in my career, that's beer money, I just say.
13:47
Oh, I know. You you're going to go hog wild anyway, even if you had to pay for these premium tickets,
13:52
right? Like when you you are a person that does not go to events often, but when you go,
13:57
you enjoy the shit out of it. I've seen you as you should. And I mean, I've see I don't I don't
14:04
want to get put your personal business out there. Your personal finances out there. But I've seen
14:09
the amount of money you dropped just on a single game at Chase field with your incredible sister.
14:15
Yes. And I will say that that's that's that's how people should do it. If you're only
14:20
going to do it every once in a while, right? But you're so much more likely to spend like that.
14:26
If you're not getting strapped for $140 for tickets to a spring training game, right? And also,
14:34
I will say that like Diamondbacks games, I mean, at this point, I would just feel like as a fan,
14:40
that I would wait until regular season game started. You could get $9 tickets to a regular
14:46
LG tickets. Yeah. I mean, it's just wild, right? Yeah. You buy that $9 ticket and then you just act
14:52
like you've been there before and you just snake your way down and sit lower level. It's not hard.
14:56
But it cares. We just want you to fill in anyway. We just wanted to look full, right? That's all.
15:00
I was that I'm glad you brought that shit up because I was going to mention the lack of
15:04
crowds that I saw and then you sit in Miami. I'm like, why are there empty seats galore?
15:09
Well, and that goes for them too. These tickets that I looked up are $79 standing room only
15:14
tickets. You have plenty of standing room only, bud. You don't need to be charging $79 for
15:20
standing room only because I don't want to spend that much to just stand. You and I know that
15:26
that just is the price to get in the door. And with that many empty seats, it's going to take maybe
15:31
three innings until you and I are sitting down somewhere, not to give away our secrets,
15:36
not to encourage people to do things they shouldn't do. But I feel like this is what sports teams
15:42
more importantly, not to team themselves, but the venue, the whoever runs things makes us
15:48
do these things, right? And again, when you don't have the money to attend an event like this that
15:53
only comes around once every four years, I say, get in the door and figure it out once you're inside
15:59
and do it for as cheap as possible, right? $79 for standing room only still seems outrageous,
16:05
even for something, you know, as incredibly rare to attend as a World Baseball class of game.
16:12
I feel like we didn't, I feel like we took it for granted when it was here. I didn't know.
16:16
I'm mad at myself. I'm mad at myself for not going when it was here in 23.
16:22
And hindsight, I'm like, I'm an idiot. Yeah. Just didn't know how good we had it. We just didn't
16:27
know how good we had it. But hey, let me ask you this. I know we talked about this on the last
16:30
show about the baseball and the Olympics. Did you catch Bryce Harper's comments? I think it was
16:36
last night talking about hoping that when they start discussing the new CBA that they talk about
16:44
allowing possibly allowing the MLB guys to play in the Olympics, because he was saying how great this
16:51
is. And he was just saying it needs to be seen by everybody. And he basically alluded to the fact
16:56
he hopes that when they go to talk to the CBA that it gets brought up and posity could happen.
17:02
What a nightmare. What a nightmare. I mean, you know, I mean, and we talk about how much of a
17:06
nightmare it would be because it would be you'd have to put the season on pause. I mean, it's once
17:11
every four years. I mean, I get it. But if they could find a way to make it work, I wouldn't be mad at
17:17
it. I guess not. Again, I think that at the end of the day, what the Olympics always needs to be
17:24
is the top competitors in the world. They found a way to do this for the world baseball classic,
17:30
but it feels like this is really the only period of time in which you could do that. You're right,
17:34
though. It's only once every four years. I just think about how much of an issue Edwin Diaz and
17:42
no, I know that's no trust me. I'm sure teams are right. Just two injuries caused them to
17:48
completely rethink this entire thing and caused insurance to completely change their. Yeah,
17:54
and then you also figure it's the summer Olympics. So that's like July, August, which is like
17:59
in a tenant race. Right. I mean, maybe maybe it did. It's probably maybe it's what happened.
18:05
Right. I mean, like it's it's nice to want that. But I think that the world baseball classic has
18:10
figured it out. And the best part about it is that the WBC takes the center stage here. It's not
18:17
part of the rest of the Olympics. I love this, though, because of how much it is like the
18:21
Olympics. Like you said, my favorite part about the Olympics is waking up at random times and
18:28
having sports beyond. I love sports being on at 2 p.m. on a Thursday. That's what I love. I love
18:34
that shit. And it's even if I have no interest at all, no rooting interest, right? Even if I can't
18:39
even bring myself to pay attention to who's winning in a in a game or in a sport during the winter
18:46
Olympics like that. I'm still having a good time with it on in the background. And I'm still
18:50
enjoying sports being on. So hey, did you for you a little or were you holding your breath on
18:56
Friday night? What could tell got pumped on the elbow? I was and then I was ready to fly.
19:02
I was ready to fly somewhere. Yeah. Attack anybody. And see, that's the problem with it. That's
19:08
the problem. But you could also say the exact same thing about. You could have anything you could
19:12
say it at a live BP. Look at Corbin Carroll broke his hay mate bones swinging a bat. Yeah.
19:20
Like not getting hit in the hand, not sliding it, doing something, just swinging a bat, right?
19:25
Man swung the bat so hard. Swung his bat so hard he broke a bone in his hand.
19:31
What a guy. What a guy. And now here he is saying he's going to he's going to play 10 spring training
19:37
games before regular season starts. I mean, wow. Those other bombs that broke their hay mate bones,
19:43
the fuck are they at? They're they might not be back until April. I'm not going to call loser.
19:49
I'm not going to call it a roll or a bomb, buddy. Oh, I can't call it a ball.
19:54
Sorry. I can't do it. Sorry. It doesn't heal as fast as Corbin Carroll's.
20:00
Chomp. I can't I can't I can't slander lendoor. I love lendoor. I know. I can't. I shouldn't be
20:05
either, but you really shouldn't. You didn't make the WBC team. So because it was goddamn
20:10
Hammett bone. Yeah. Exactly. We cast Hamlet. Don't you dare come for Corbin. Biggest heal
20:17
of 2026 is the Hammett bone. Oh god. You know what? I'll take that over fucking Tommy John
20:24
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