Daisy & Theo: The Moment This First Date Went From Fun to Way Too Serious

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CEO is on the phone today for a first date follow-up,

and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Daisy,

so in a few minutes we'll call her,

and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him

and maybe get him another date.

But first, Theo,

how long has it been since you heard from Daisy?

Yes.

Well, it's been about 12 days since I texted her in the day after the date.

I haven't heard anything.

12 days.

That this is almost two weeks.

Well, why did you tell us about the day?

See, we can figure it out.

Okay.

So I took Daisy to that indoor skydiving spot.

I fly as soon as the door will stick like a chipmunk

which will cheat slap and then win like a chipmunk.

And I just kept screaming laughing.

It was adorable.

Right.

We grabbed some burritos from this truck.

And I've noticed that chicks like going to random like food trucks

like it's saying stuff.

That was a win.

Yeah, chicks say like that.

Yeah.

And, you know, we just like started talking about random stuff.

We had a car picnic, like, you know,

talking about our bucket list, future plans,

and you know, things of that nature.

What we do with the world end of tomorrow, you know.

Oh, you guys got deep, huh?

Yeah, man.

Yeah, we got free.

We got pretty big.

Did you guys share any intimate moments?

Not any physical, like, like physical intimate moments,

like not the ones that like, you know,

count progressively, you know,

but like, you know, like, there was like some,

some vibes getting thrown that like I was picking up on.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm a little confused.

We have any idea why she's ghosting you?

Okay.

I got, I mean, you know, two weeks go by.

You start, you know, recap, like, and everything.

There was this one moment where,

like, we're watching the slow-mo video for Skydiving,

and I said something.

What did you say?

I looked her dead in the eyes and said,

do you kind of remind me and my mom?

Oh.

Okay.

Why?

Yeah.

You know, the energy I meant,

like, like yourself, like, my mom's like,

fearless energy and whatever.

And, you know, it must have came out so wrong, though.

Like, it's kind of weird.

Like, she's probably thinking, oh, you like fantasize

about your mom, like, um,

could she change her mood after that or?

I felt the vibe switch.

Like, I kind of sort of beat in her eyes.

Like, went from, like, possible, like,

gonna go down later to, like, what the f*** is wrong with this guy?

I could all be in my head too.

Like, I don't know.

And hopefully it is all in your head.

But do you think that she realized that it was a compliment?

Like, did you mean it is a compliment?

I mean, I did, of course.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, I was just like, you know,

she was showing that, like, you know,

fearlessness that, like, my mom showed,

you know, you know, I f***ed my mom heavily,

so.

What?

Definitely.

Hey, what do you say?

Oh.

You know, like, I think we're that kind of,

you know, I really like my mom, like,

respect her.

Like, she's, like, admirable.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

I have faith in your mom.

I think I heard you.

All right.

Theo is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Daisy,

so we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him

and maybe get him a second date.

But before we do that, Theo,

why don't you break down your situation and get real quick for us?

All right, guys.

So when I was this chick,

when she died out in the fake skydiving place,

it was dope.

Um, I might have said something super weird that, like,

she reminded me of my mom and, uh,

don't know if that's what it was,

but she hasn't talked to me.

You get down the chicks like your mom.

I'm going to be great.

All right.

Are you ready for us to call her?

Yeah, man.

Okay.

Here we go.

Hello.

Hi, man.

Speak to Daisy.

Please.

Daisy, how are you?

This is the Jubal Show.

It's a radio show.

Hi, Daisy.

I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

And my name's Jubal.

How are you?

Good.

That's a good.

Good.

Have you ever listened to the show before?

I have.

Yes.

Yes, I have.

Sweet.

Well, guess what?

Daisy, we got an email about you from somebody.

Um, okay.

This is, um,

it's probably Theo, right?

Yes.

It is.

This is the first day of follow-up.

You know, this segment,

if you go out on a date with someone and then ghost them,

you can email us to give you a call and ask why you're ghosting.

Theo, email us about you.

Okay.

All right.

So why are you guys telling me to talk about that date?

I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

He wants to know why you're ghosting him.

And so,

okay.

Am I telling us?

Sure.

So the date was pretty fun.

Um, it was non-conventional.

He took me to,

like one of those standards in place.

I mean, he probably told you that.

Um,

and then we grabbed burritos afterwards,

which, like, I'm down burritos.

That's fine.

And so, like, we had a great day and we were just, like, laughing.

And it was, I don't know.

It just, it seems like click.

It seems pretty great.

And then, like,

he's holding meter changes.

And he gets, like, really serious.

He's, like, full of click.

Uh, I got a,

before the night ends,

like, I got to show you something that, like,

really personal.

And I'm getting, you know,

I'm like, oh, okay.

Like, you know,

I don't know if I'm prepared for, like,

something serious.

Like, is your mom, guys?

You don't know what I mean.

Like, are we going to see baby photos?

Like, are you going to cry?

Like, I don't know if I'm prepared for that.

Um,

and so he,

what he does, he pulls out his phone.

I'm like, oh, God.

Like, what's on here?

And then there's, like, a notepad.

And on the notepad, there is

something that has titled future baby names.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

And he just starts, like,

diving into it, right?

And the first name on the list

was Thrasher.

Like, for a boy.

Okay.

Thrasher.

Yeah.

And then on your girl's name,

the next one was, like, Zeppelin.

Like,

like, Led Zeppelin.

But, like, with two ends and an e,

like, a girl's name.

Like, Zeppelin.

Okay.

And he was like, he was like, yeah,

I picture us having twins.

And they're going to be

in matching flight suits just like us.

And I was like, oh, wow.

And I don't know.

It just seemed like really strange

and, like, forward.

And if he just was just very passionate

about these names and just, like,

started talking about, like,

all this future stuff.

And then he's got this dog thing,

his name spaghetti or something.

And, wait, what?

What?

What?

Did you figure it out about the eight

number one?

Hey, Daisy, that's Theo.

He's actually on the phone.

Yeah.

And what's up to you?

Oh, I know.

It is.

He's just missed me a joke.

I'm not part of this.

I made that note after a group

to Joshua Tree.

We're trying to name and pretend kids

with the vibes.

What?

What?

Okay.

Well, okay.

But, like, why, why did you have

it, like, prepped and ready?

And you're like, hey, now

we're eating burritos.

Like, I'm going to show this to you.

I thought you'd think it was sweet.

No, like, but, like, I mean,

like, it is sweet, but it doesn't

really seem like a joke,

because, like, you had, like,

rankings of these names.

And you also had, like,

rankings of, like, middle names.

I think Celestial was one of them,

which is cool.

But it's, like, I don't know.

Like, it just seemed like a lot

to me right now.

Okay.

Well, Celestial is a vibe.

And also, I've been, like,

almost two hours of work

into that prepping for the date.

Like, having the name?

Yeah.

I was just prepping for the date.

Like, you know, so, like,

setting it up, like, you know,

it's a Mickey laugh and stuff.

Like, I want to, you know,

is it, like, so bad,

is you try to, like, you know,

get ready for, like, a moment

or something?

Like, I don't know, man.

Like, I mean, it is, like,

it's like very sweet.

But it, it was just,

I don't know why.

I don't know why.

Like, it just, it just,

it was just an hour out.

Like, I didn't even know about that.

Which is great.

I appreciate a man who doesn't plan.

But it just, it just kind of seemed like a lot.

And it was like,

it was just a little too much.

And the fact that you were, like,

talking about, like,

what we are going to do with our kids.

And, like, we haven't even talked about

how I feel about kids,

or just, like, what my timeline is,

or anything.

I just finished skydiving.

It was super playful.

It was whatever.

And then, you know,

you're like,

we're going to have all these kids.

They're going to be named, like,

members of ACDC.

And I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Do anything with the kid names right now.

Like, we can come up with our own.

And, like, we don't need to use any

on the list.

Like, there's no,

you know, I understand.

We hung out one time.

And you're saying, like,

we can come up with our own.

Like, we hung out one time.

I'm just saying, like,

you're the type of woman

that I want to have babies with.

And, you know, I thought you

think it was cute.

Yeah, that is very flattering.

But, like, you don't,

you don't even know me.

I know that you're

remind me of my mom.

And she's the most amazing woman

in the world.

And that's something.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think you're very sweet.

But maybe for somebody else.

Well, Daisy,

would you like to go on another day

with Theo?

We'll pay for it.

I don't know.

I think you're very sweet.

But maybe for somebody else.

Well, Daisy,

would you like to go on another day

with Theo?

I appreciate it.

But I'm going to take things.

I'm going to take things

a little bit slower.

So probably not.

Are you sure you guys

could have a whole little puppy

that you can name together?

Start slow, you know?

Okay.

All right.

Well,

thank you guys.

This was awesome.

But I'm going to go.

Would you guys pay for us

to get a puppy?

Like, what's going to

a puppy on our second day?

You can name it.

Like,

the list.

It can be like a shelter

with you that they picked up

on the street.

They're like,

Oh.

All right.

This has been this little too much.

But thank you for the entertainment.

But I am going to respectfully

decline.

All right.

Well,

I just want you to know that,

like,

I am never going to use that baby

name list with anyone out.

Yeah.

Okay.

Whatever it's when you're ready

and you change your mind,

that looks going to be here.

In my hidden section on my phone.

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