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There's nothing high. Come on. This. Company, yes! Pop! Pop! Pop! This episode of the Dan Levittar shows presented by Draft King, Sports Draft Kings, The Crown is yours. Take it away, Dan. I had no idea you were reading there. I have never met our next guest. I have never talked to him. I will tell everyone publicly I find him terribly annoying. It is not right or fair that someone this young would be this good at what it is that he does. It is nonsense, completely inexplicable, even though he learned at the knee of a lord in this realm. He is an Emmy award-winning broadcaster, Play by Playboys for Big Ten Saturday night on NBC Sports, Play by Playboys for NBC Sports NBA coverage, host and Play by Play announcer for the tennis channel, lead Play by Play announcer for Netflix's broadcast of the Rams 49ers game in Melbourne.
First ever in Australia, Thursday, September 10th kickoff at 8.35pm, Noah Eagle, how older you? I am 29, but my fake ID from college would say I am 32. Asshole. I mean, it's just wrong. It's just wrong that you've had this much success. When did you know that you were good at this? Like when did you know that you were good enough at this to do it professionally? Not until at least college. I mean, I've told the story many times before, but growing up, I always said I wanted to be a TV dentist, which is not a real thing. I thought Dr. Phil filling a molar would entertain people and then I realized nobody wants to watch that over Mori Povitch or Jerry Springer. So it clearly did not have the legs and staying power that I hoped it would, but I decided to pivot and I got into college and eventually this was the path. How often have you been odd that you've arrived at something and you just can't believe that you've already arrived there? Almost, almost every day. Yeah, almost every day.
I mean, you guys just played that incredible edit through and I was wondering how quickly we could get to the Pablo Torre deserved victory lap. But it really started, I would say, when I got there right after that Steve Bomber, pretty cool press conference with the Clippers and basically every event that I've gotten since then, I feel that way. When did your voice get like that? Yeah, I actually vividly remember there was a moment I would say I was in seventh grade and I walked around school one day and there was a kid that was there. His name's Cole. Just had a kid. Shout out Cole. And I remember. Not in seventh grade. I'm going to start. Not in seventh grade. I'm going to start. Yeah, yeah. Well, literally five seconds ago, he just had a kid. So congrats on, you know, the sex. I would say that he literally said, oh, you went through puberty. I was like overnight. He's like, yeah, yeah, I hear it. I'm like, okay, so from that point on, I would say 13 years old son of a bitch. All right. So does your dad say to you, hey, I'm still better than you at this?
Yeah, I would say he doesn't have to. It's just what sometimes what's known doesn't have to be said. What's obvious doesn't have to be said, but I'm striving for that. It's like what Maconohade said. He's chasing that ghost of him in 10 years. Mine just exists and I have to chase it on a daily basis, which is tough. I also work with my dad and I love making fun of him. What do you make fun of your dad about? Well, my dad tends to follow a lot of what I do. So I start using a product in my hair and he goes, what is that? Let me let me see if I can get on that or I change my glasses. He goes, let me see what I, those going to work for me. So I think that it's more so just he tries to, he tries to be, yeah, you see that right there? That I had those glasses first and then he decided, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to steal that look as well. So I don't know, it's more of, I think he follows me from a livelihood perspective and then I follow him from a broadcasting perspective, which is actually a nice balance. So I'm going to take the win. Put us in your home growing up.
What are you learning around the house and what are you hearing around the house that makes it so that you know that you want to do this forever? Yeah, in terms of the actual job itself, it's more so just sitting in his office while he would prepare for games. I would, there was a leather chair that our dog would, for whatever reason, had an infatuation with. And so it probably wasn't the most sanitary chair, but I decided I would sit in the corner and watch him. You had a desk on the left side of his office. Then he had like a floating desk on the right side and a TV on the other corner. And I would sit in the one corner and just kind of watch him. I would sift through media guides when those actually existed and read about Marcus Tuyasa Sopo because that was a fun Tuesday for me. And he just enjoyed the job. Like I saw every day he would wake up and be excited about his work. But in terms of what I actually learn, I tell this to people all the time that are trying to get into broadcasting or really anything in life.
He, I didn't even consciously know this, but he was absolutely forcing me into a well-rounded individual because I was a kid and I'd say, you know, I want to watch SpongeBob. And he goes, yeah, you can watch SpongeBob after you finish this episode of different strokes. And I was like, what's different strokes? Why do I need to watch it? But he forced it. I watched all of that and then I watched all of SpongeBob. And it honestly was the best thing for me because you mentioned I got into these positions at a young age and I get to work with a variety of people, a variety of backgrounds, a variety of ages. But I've got random knowledge that I can pull from, which is end up being really helpful for me. Please tell people to do the same thing. Force your kids to watch things they don't want. How have you experienced the last 12 hours or so as somebody, I guess 16 hours, as somebody who used to work for the Clippers? Yes. Definitely interesting for me. I was there for the Media Day press conference when aspiration was introduced. I was there when Joe Sandberg was very much in the building.
So that was, I think, as all of this is unfolded, it has been fascinating. I was asked a question almost a year ago at this point of who do I trust the most between Steve Balmer, Pablo Torre and Uncle Dennis? And I said, well, I could tell you who I trust the least of those three. And that person has been suspended for five years. So I saw someone online compare Uncle Dennis to what was the dude's name Uncle Bubba from he got game. I would say that's pretty accurate. Let's play a quick game here. There's a photo over your left shoulder. And Dan, you go first. Who do you think that is? It's a turquoise background, a crowd cheering and a lone basketball player gesturing in some way to the crowd. It's a blue uniform if I can see the white and red. Is that a white guy in a Nick's uniform? I can't tell what the uniform is. You're so blind. I'm thinking college. I can't see it. It's not Pablo Pregioni in the garden. No.
Oh, I thought it was Nick. It's a very famous show. OK, I'm sorry because now that they've moved it up, OK, the sleepy gesture, that's Steph Curry. Now I see. I couldn't see it. Well, thank you. You asked for it. You're closer than I thought. I thought it was Nick Collison. I was getting impressed at everybody. Nick Collison. Nick Collison. Nick Collison. I was with you. I thought it was a KU. Get up there. You went Nick Collison here. That's what you want. I don't want it. I thought that's what it was. That's the question you went with. I thought you're a fraud. I wanted to talk about the Rams in 49ers, but I think I'll just sit quietly. I'm a liar. I'm a liar. I, my here's my thing. The noug. You legitimately thought that a guy who went to Syracuse would somehow have like a deity of Nick Collison whom Syracuse absolutely dismantled in the national championship game. You thought that would be smart for me. I don't know. I'm maybe Nick Collison's talking to you. You're at the microphone. Are you calling that Steph Curry game?
Were you calling that? Yes. I'm the background of this photo here. If you really zoom in, you can see Dwayne Wade basically on my back as I give him a piggyback ride as we call this. Yes. Dwayne, Dwayne didn't decide, oh, let's let Noah just handle the moment. It'll be all good. No, he said, let me jump on his back. Yeah, you see, I'm kind of. I don't know if I'm pointing. Yep, right there. Right there. So wait, is this just a photo of you? Yes, well, actually more than anybody. So you see if I can go and point the right direction, you see me and Dwayne Wade. And then next to us, that's my statistician and football spotter Tyler Fried who becomes the favorite of every single his father, Dave Fried is Mike brain stack guy, legendary in the business. Tyler becomes the favorite of every single person that we work with. And I believe Wade, this profession is just, it really is nepotism galore. Oh, you stopped.
Oh, no doubt. No doubt. It's not even, we don't even try to hide it. That's the thing, Dan. We're not even trying to away that guy. Yes, my stack guy. He's his daddy was a stack guy and his daddy was a stack guy. I'm 29. I got a stack guy. I got a stack. That's right. Come on. That's my guy. It's brain stack. The best part about this is Tyler and Dave are very well known in the industry and they have very thick Brooklyn slash Long Island accents. And so there was a day in Paris when we were there that Dwayne saw him out the window and he looks out to him and he's like, Hey, Tyler, he's like, yeah, he goes, where are you doing? He goes, go to get lunch. He goes, okay, go get me a salad. He goes, what? He goes, get me a salad. He goes, okay. So he gets him a salad, brings it back. And then he gives it to him in his room and deweys like, thanks, bro, appreciate you. And then Tyler goes, I mean, never paid me for the salad. I go, he's taking us out to five steak dinners and paid for all of it. He goes, I mean, he's made white, $200 million.
He could pay me for the salad. So that's what we're at. Unbelievable. Your upbringing is foul. It's odorless. I love it. Again, there's no disagreement here. It's an acceptance more than anything. What's it take to be a mentor with big brothers, big sisters? It takes 30 minutes in a cup of coffee, a video game, best 2 out of 3. It takes sharing thumbs up emojis, clapping emojis, and loaded nachos at halftime. That's how you make an impact on a young kid's life. So go on, share a few hours a month because mentorship may sound huge, but the truth is, it takes little to be big. To learn more, volunteer or donate, go to bebignow.org. Down levitar! Too much with the chef on a riffing. I'll go doctor, I'll go senator, I'll probably go even coach. They've been a chick. But chef is where I draw the line.
I'm not calling you chef. I'm calling you Gary. This is the down levitar show. When you're talking about the Rams, it appears that everyone is talking about the Rams. When you go Rams and 49ers, what do you find in that match up to be the most interesting thing? Because the 49ers have been passed in terms of what interest is about their team, but I can assemble an argument that they've been the second best team in the sport the last 10 years. Dan, a question. And honestly, I think that there's a legitimate argument that Kyle Shanahan had his best coaching job last season, considering what they lost through the year, the injuries, and everything that they dealt with, an electrical substation, whatever else you want to throw at them. They still won at a high level and had a chance to be the number one seed in the NFC late into the season. So, I think they're intriguing, but the Rams are obviously the story right now, the talk
of the town. Aaron Donald comes back, Miles Garrett, Trent McDuffy, you have everything in place. It's super bowl or bust for that team. I think the interesting thing to me that I'm curious to ask both these coaches, you have a week one game on a different continent. They're doing two vastly different decisions on how they want to approach traveling in. Rams going in right before Niners, spending the whole week there. But this is a division game and a division that there's just not that much wiggle room. You have the defending champions and you've got these two teams that feel like they're battling it out every year. And so, how do you approach an important division game that is going to be in a place that is so foreign and a place that is going to require 15 plus hours of travel? That to me isn't intriguing. What do you make of, you know, professionally, it's great to be making the trip over there to watch this game. But where do you come down as a fan as much as you can be in your spot on week one, having divisional matchups that are going to be critical at the end of the year to seeing
who's in the postseason. I can't stand them. We've been out in the desert without football for six months. Just give me a cracker. That's all I need to sustain. I don't need a filet man, you know how to say you. Yeah, so you want the appetizer or not the full meal. I mean, look, sometimes desert first can be great. Sometimes you want to skip right to the cookie skillet with the ice cream on top, which is what we feel like we have here. I mean, this is as great of a matchup as you're going to find as intriguing a matchup as you're going to find. And the one thing I will say is given what the 49ers injury history has looked like the last couple of years in the aging level of their roster, making sure that as many of their guys are healthy as possible right away, isn't the worst thing for a matchup like this in their respect, you know, for their side of things. I think that they probably feel like, okay, we're going to go and as fully loaded as we might be all year. So that's a good thing from a fan perspective is you get to see it, quote unquote, full strength. But yes, in terms of the implications of what it might look like later in the season, if I were one of these coaches, I'm sure that I would feel a certain way.
But from a fan perspective, I honestly think it's great. You get to hit the ground running right off the rip. If the NFC West has the least wiggle room, what division has the most wiggle room? Most wiggle room, probably the AFC East. I mean, you guys are in Miami. You've got two teams in that division right now that feel like they're not necessarily going to be in playoff contention. I don't know how you guys feel about the dolphins. I mean, I was there for the Malik Willis game last season in Green Bay. I love them. I love them as a quarterback. The roster doesn't feel like they're going out there to compete. The Jets roster still feels like until they have a quarterback, they're not ready to compete. The Patriots go from having one of the easiest schedules in the history of the NFL to a much more challenging road. And then the bills, you feel like you know what they're going to be. But I would say that's the division of the most wiggle room. I'm impressed, Noah, that you have any idea what's meant by what division has the most wiggle room. I don't even know what the bill is. They have so much room for activities. They're like, there's nothing going on in it. Yes. Yes. And then they start saying, this is how we do it before they break a, break a bunk bed.
That's exactly it. So Noah, you take that as which team that is favored the win its division has the easiest ride because of the, the neighborhood, the least push has the has the most, yeah, has, has the most ability to lose an early divisional game and still make up for it. That was the most wiggle. I didn't understand what he meant. Other than thinking that Collison was behind what are you not understanding? I don't understand what's meant by wiggle room. And if the assumption is that, so Noah, you're saying that the bills have the greatest distance between themselves and second place. Wiggle room. The AFC defending champs. The, the bills and the patriots have the most wiggle room of the top two teams because they're bottom two teams in theory are the furthest away from anybody else's division. What are you not understanding? I don't think that makes any sense, especially when he led with the NFC West, which has the cardinals, which are going to, which are going to have six or seven fewer wins than
third place. They got three teams though in the West. That's a wiggle room. They're going to wiggle room for them. Three team. They're bumping into each other in a phone booth. Goodnougat. I think I just did like a Steph Curry on Chris Cody and put him to sleep. Goodnougat. You can't think that you, you can't think that you did that well. What? Minor penalty two minutes for adding nothing to see you. Wow. I appealed it. Put it on the pole at Levitard show. Sometimes dessert first can be great. Yes or no at Levitard show. Let's speed him up here, Roy, so I could get as much as I can from him. And Tony, I've got a theory on this. You want to see how pro does this? Talk to me. My guess is that he's so good at the clock in his head that he does the announcing with. He won't go over one time when I ask him for 30 seconds on something. He won't do what pops up. So you have the QB clock in his hand? I'm telling you right now that this guy's going to answer every question. We're never going to hear from Steve Balmer yelling because he knows to do what Pablo and
Damage I can't they start Yammer and they forget they get law. They love the sound of their own voice. They don't think about anything other than how great they sound. And this guy's got to hit a clock for a commercial because it's why he exists and his daddy showed him that. Like we exit everything around here is paid for because you get to commercial at the correct time. That's how we that's how we raise Eagles around here. Yeah, yeah, there was also the cutoff dinner had to be done certain time. You go over, you don't get to finish your plate. So I'm with you. All right, let's start the clock now. Noah, the Rams are somehow plus 500 to win the Super Bowl. Are you believing that that is possible when 20 times a team has been that and never won the Super Bowl? Possibly, yes, probable. That's a different question entirely, but I would tell you that they are most certainly the betting favorite on paper. So long as they stay healthy, that's the team that I would select. What do you do with the status of the Eagles and what do you make of Jalen Hertz? That's a different question, but I do think that they will take a step forward offensively
more creative play calling. Take one Barclay as a bounce back year. My question mark becomes in the receiving court. It feels like they've got two Devante Smiths with Ian McKay lemon. So that will be intriguing. Dallas Goddard needs to step up this season. The potential still be dominant, so they'll still be very good. The Buffalo Bills was that their best chance for Josh Allen last year? No, not necessarily. I mean, it was certainly the best chance they've had to this point, but I think that coming up this season, the AFC still feels incredibly wide open. There's no one team that I'm looking at and saying, that's the team to beat in the AFC. So why can't it be the bills year this year? I know my home is back and I expect Kansas City to be good. I just did the charges preseason. Those tackles stay healthy. They'll be intriguing. The bills are as good as anyone in the conference. They should feel real confident. When should we see Fernando Mendoza buy? Week four would be what I, that's my expectation, I should say, is when we will see him buy. Give me a week four.
Are the Steelers wasting everybody's time this season? To a certain degree, yes. I was, I was certainly surprised that they went, hey, Mike Tomman's not going to cut it, but Mike McCarthy will cut it. I think that's going to make sense. I mean, look, they're talented in many spots, but I don't expect them to go much further than what they've done over the last five years. Preseason MVP Noah. Hmm. Preseason MVP. This one I could take over 30 seconds just thinking about. I guess if I have to stamp one right now, I'll go with Josh Allen, repeat from a couple years ago. I'm going to go through. Perceived contender that will miss the postseason. Ooh. Hmm. Perceived contender that'll miss the postseason. We'll go around. Yeah, give me the, give me the wiggle room to go the opposite way. Give me the, actually, you know what?
The Broncos. That's a pretty good one. How many games do the dolphins win, Noah? The dolphins win five, four or five somewhere in the four or five range, and they shouldn't win that many, but they're going to win some late because they shouldn't win them. Tell me as much as you know about the 49ers power plant situation that is accurate in terms of injuring its players. All I know is considering the victory that Pablo Torres just had, I would send him there. If I'm the 49ers, I'm hiring to do whatever he can do to find out as much as possible because clearly, Pablo Torres finds out is more than just a name. So go and send him there and see what he can come up with. I don't know what it is, but clearly there's something amiss. Noah, he did. He said there was nothing wrong, which I completely do not believe. There's something going on. Yeah, no. It feels like an under the table situation. He talked about some doctor, some Dr. Dr. I didn't like that. He's getting a show job. Do you have a fantasy team? I think 100%.
Yeah. I trust that. Do you have a fantasy team? Yes. First pick. First pick that I took this year. Yes. Okay. There's one league in which you start multiple quarterbacks. Minor penalty. My first pick was Josh Allen. Good choice. Dan, that was an important question. That's a good question. Superb like Dan. It means two quarterbacks. Dan, back to back quarterbacks. Or did he get better value later in a couple rounds for shot? Thank you Noah. Appreciate the time. It's a legal. Again, September 10th kickoff, 835 Eastern on Thursday. It's the NFL's first ever game in Australia. Get out of here. Please, damage check. I'm again. I see Netflix is where you go. Good job Noah. Thank you. Noah, thank you, sir. Appreciate you giving us our football fix. We'll have to have you around more often, even though you are clearly an annoying asshole. Thank you, sir.
I appreciate you guys and my dad told me to tell you guys that he still is a broad cluster. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Classic Billy. Tony, you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks? I know it well. It's usually when I show up. Everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it. But it's because Tony usually walks in with Query. I'm blocking my piss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Query vote is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night. It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it. But again, it's the Query vote effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just started standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it, Query vote. Keep it, Query vote, baby. Down lebatar. What is the worst part of the life? Genadansassilo. The worst part of the life of life. This is the down lebatar show. We have another Sui to get to as we celebrate.
What is this category? What is the category that we have today that we are playing as our first Sui player? This is one of the heavy hitters here. This is worst mistake. Woo-hoo-hoo! APPLAUSE And now the Sui nominees for worst mistake. Roy Bellamy plays the wrong sound introducing the 2025 Suis. The 2025 Sui Awards is presented by Mill alike. Allegis has the pickle. I had that ready for. I'm moving the pickles. Is that pickles dog? Yeah, we got pickles. But here's a best story on the Suis. Greg Cody doesn't know the Al Pacino movie, Sent of a Woman. Al Pacino. Hey, there you go. If someone said that in his headphones, you're fired. Now, nobody said that. Nobody said that. What movie? Uh... Streetcar name desire. You a... You... No, uh... You're not man enough. You love the truth.
Something like... No. That's a few good lines. And you're... That's a few good men. You're a severe... You're not man enough to know the truth. You can't handle the truth. No. You don't know. That's a no. It's a different movie. Zazlow doesn't turn his microphone on. Later ruin the move. Later ruin the mood, Greg. You got to turn your microphone on. You can turn on the mic. My goodness. Minor penalty. Two minutes. The way of show. Do you know it's early? This is... If there was any... validity to New Gods, boy, did you nuke your chances? Chris Cody's limited fake Clint Eastwood in the wrong language. He did win the Golden Globe for Best Director for... Bird for unforgiven for a million dollar baby and he won Best Foreign Language Film for letters from you. Would you... See. Nice. That's it. You would see him as a Japan.
Were you saying see like his S-E-A? There's a senior Japan. Like surely you were not using Spanish for what? What do you think he was? Why did you... Why did you... I didn't hear the title of the film. I just said foreign language and I was... Where did you think it was? Right near Rocky Point. I know. So you just... You just... You heard foreign language and you went with the one foreign word that you knew which was see. Charles Barkley can't remember the name of someone he admires. One of my great people on Mars is Derek. Damn, I forgot his name. He admires me. He admires me. He's good. He's good. I love him. Wait. No, I got it. Damn brook. New Orleans Saints quarterback Tyler Schuck tells Dan the right way to say Louisville. I don't know. I think I got to really think about it. I'll probably go Louisville because that's obviously the most recent. I have ties. I have connections and in a lot of love for all three. I don't think you're saying that right.
They correct me around here all the time. You say it wrong. You say it wrong. No. No. No. How do you say Louisville? Louisville. There you go. So simple. Damn. We got peanut butter on the roof of your mouth man. You can't. It's not Louisville. It's a little. I mean, El Hassan has terrible internet. One more chance at this and then you're doing the rest of this on social media only. We're about a half of football. I got the right. Get out of here. You're not peeking at the right. Do the rest of it on social media. Do it. Progress. Finish it without our help. Get out of here. You're not ruining anymore. We get observations are presented by Miller. I'm so. No, but now. What a disgrace. Hey, hey, I'm going to quit my job of the work. I didn't think it was possible. At the head. It didn't. I didn't think it was possible to be worse than he was last week.
But and yet somehow better because what's funnier than his first entire punchline being garbled up? Perfect timing for him to get cut off honestly from the internet by the internet. Zazlow does a terrible job with the clocks. So let me ask you something then because maybe a similar comp. I'm going to run out of time here. I support you up by me. Hunter Pence calls Zazlow. Dan. Good job, Hunter. Thanks for hanging out with us. Thank you, Dan. Appreciate you all having me. There you go. Yes. My name is Dan. Chris Cody isn't listening to the show. You can make the argument though. That the marlins have never had anybody better. Maybe Cabrera, but never had anybody better than this person. Better at doing anything than this person. Miguel Cabrera. I said that, but he's saying he's saying. Dave Martin. No, I'm just saying. Sustain better. Yeah, I meant that. Not in the conversation. Better. I'm sustained. Chris Cody isn't listening to the show again. Josh Allen's recklessness.
He is less reckless. He can still do it, but he doesn't turn over the ball as much. Do you guys have a lot of examples of a coach being able to coach the style out of a quarterback? Wasn't Josh Allen blow more reckless than he was a few years ago? Well, you weren't listening at all to the show. I was thinking and go, you just, what were you doing? Were you thinking about Kay? I was thinking about examples. Like Josh Allen. It's good example. It's one of the examples that I gave. I was thinking we're creating two examples. The most recent example that he gave. That's on me. Zazlow doesn't know the movie outbreak. Have you ever seen the movie outbreak? Of course. Who's in it? Michael Rappaport. René Rappaport. So, he's patient zero. I know. I watched that in high school. Course I've seen. We have to do so in here because I like the movie outbreak. And Michael Rappaport's appearance in that movie would ruin that movie for him. So I would have thought I remembered that and Jackna looked it up.
He was not in that movie. Okay, you're wrong because he 1,000 percent was. He's patient zero. Thomas. All right. The person, the character name, in the movie outbreak that got sick from the monkey initially. The white man. Yeah. Jimbo Scott. You know who played Jimbo Scott? In the 1995 film, Alie Break, like, or Rappaport? No, Patrick Dempsey. How could he get those who confused? I think you're wrong. Rappaport's very happy about that. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I think you're wrong. Dan Levitard thinks the monkeys are the Beatles. Roy, do you have one here? Hey, hey, what a monkey is, baby. I'm with you on this. Really? I, because you've got to sing that and get them in trouble. Like, you get the Beatles or the litigious? Like, Well, those are the monkeys. Hey, hey, they're the monkeys. Yeah, the monkeys. Yeah, yeah. The monkeys. Maybe Joe. That's a pretty bad mistake. Maybe Joe's an emboist. Yeah. Like Joe Porsche. He could show his. Construction comes in, guys. The Beatles are litigious. The judge would be so confused. The Beatles were suing over that. Hey, no, we're the monkeys, baby. Yeah. What's the fine on that?
It's a bad mistake. Ah, it's just five bucks, man. Fine. Yeah, it's been a long year. Dan Levitard doesn't know about Tony's podcast. The crossover with Keon Do-Wing. Yes. No, no, I don't think that's a podcast. The answer is yes. Keon Do-Wing. Tony, do you want to tell? Oh, no. KD, me and KD. Yeah, I think Tony, Tony's podcast. That's what he undoed. He undoes. Me and Keon Do-Wing co-host that show, the crossover. Yeah. Out of remodeling. And Thursy. Keon Do-Wing. Yeah. He hasn't heard Tony's podcast. It's a real podcast with 10-day Tony and Keon Do-Wing. Dan set it with the tone of something he would never listen to. Never. That's fun. And clearly he hasn't. It wasn't just him. It was like, who else would listen to that? That has to be fake. And thank God for the setup. And us being resolute in playing this game. Because we have just given Danny great shame. You have. Dan's rather than me. Not well. So yes, I do. Do you want to apologize, Tony? Not yet.
I don't know. I don't support him. You don't have to apologize. It's fun. Greg Cody, Baluga Whales mistake. Female Baluga Whales can weigh 1,500 to 2,600 pounds. OK, so small. That's Kathy R. comes from. Is that so? Yep. No. Baluga Whales. That can't be right. No. They give live birth. No, but they're mammals. But the eggs. No, that. I don't think they have fish eggs. And Baluga Whales are mammals because of whales. Let's talk this out, Dad. You never heard of Baluga at Caviar? But those are fish eggs. And the Baluga Whale is not a fish. The penguin is. Damn, Levitard, step sister mistake. This scandal though, the only thing that anyone is going to see is step sister. Is a fair... Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law, excuse me. That's a good correction. My bad. Wrong capricoli. That's different. No, see, that's a much... That's even a worst scandal. Yeah, minor fine. Sister, I think that's a bigger fine, actually. If I... Yeah, if I have to go... I don't know what the fine for that is. It's not a mistake that I've made before.
But having an affair with your sister-in-law, allegedly, deserves... If I get that as step sister, what I've accused you of now, deserves a bigger fine than just $5. That's right. That mistake. How much... Stay here. How much should that fine be? I mean, it's a mistake. I think I made it, we might as well sink into it. I mean, it was an honest mistake, but it was a mistake. We still do that in the state anymore, by the way. Yeah, $25. You know what? That seems fair. Yeah, thank you. That seems fair. That seems fair. I'm gonna pay the fine. Zazlow's Cardi B mistake. That back-to-back to get hurt while being hurt... Socks, like that... That's awful. But you know about that Cardi B? You use stuff on ticks? Yeah, he's got his... Yeah, he's got his... You guys always mixed up. You're black female rappers mixed up. Who is the one that he's with? Like this style. Yeah. You know about that Megan's style? Megan's style in there. You? Zazlow's a sucker. Yeah, that was a sucker move. That was a sucker move by you. A sucker move by you. You guys are so...
On your suing nomination now. I gotta tell you that. That was bad, dude. You have good teammates here. We'll lift you. Thanks. Over your clear and obvious racism. Zazlow's terrible question for Dusty May. Coach, did the winning feel better than losing in the final four with FFU? Yes. Did you just ask him if winning the championship felt better than losing the championship? No, felt better than... But you guys did feel better than losing for bad. That's the way he missed out. What do you say it like that? No, Zaz, but it's good. You got to the heart of it. He confirmed that winning better than losing. Guys, we run a very psychological safe program and you can make mistakes and as long as you learn from him. Did you understand what was asking the coach of being gentle? I don't know. I've tried to think of the nicest way to answer. Oh, man. Anything true, Sucker. I was gonna let Zaz slide on that. You guys, that's a stupid question. You know about that winner winning being better than losing power? Oh, man. That's the man if winning is better than losing. No, we've got to finish this.
I'll get the title. Feel better than not getting to the title game at all. No, that's not what I meant. Winning feel better than losing is so bad. Oh, man. I blew it. David Samson's foreskin mistake. It's crazy to me, but John's arguing. WNB James are now worth $600 million. Maybe a billion dollars. Have the foreskin to pay him. For sight. Well, I did. No, we're keeping that. That feels like a beyond Freudian slip. The foreskin. Look, the I was just talking about a bris before it started, which is why I was in my head. When he said horror, I was like, horror. Zazlow's porn star mistake. What's her name? Bri Olson. Is that her name? I always get the names confused. She was in Madman. She's married to Franco. She's married to Dave Franco. Yeah, Bri Larson. Bri Larson is Bri Olson, the one who played like Captain Marvel. Is that her name? Or am I thinking of the porn star? Wait, Bri Larson played Alison Brie. That's what you're thinking. Alison Brie. Alison Brie plays evil win in this movie.
We like Alison Brie. Are you laughing because I thought she was Captain Marvel or the porn star? I was laughing because I was like, I've never heard that name before. I'm not at all familiar with Bri Olson.
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