Dana Carvey: A Joke About Meeting His Heroes

My childhood, I was a dishwasher. I was a busboy. We call ourselves table maintenance personnel managers.

And I was a waiter. And what was cool was I waited on my heroes. I waited on George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

Is that weird? I waited. I brought George Carlin a bowl of oatmeal.

And I put it in front of me and goes, oatmeal, drop the o, and you have at meal.

Wow.

And then I gave Richard Pryor a Denver omelette. And afterwards, I'll never forget it. He goes,

whoever made this omelette can suck my dick.

And I never knew if that was a positive or a negative.

I always wondered, I end up in a movie with Richard Pryor 12 years later called Moving Honor.

I'm there with Richard and I had to know. So I took a bite of a cheeseburger and I said,

man, this is delicious. Whoever made this cheeseburger can suck my dick. And he goes,

man, you must love that cheeseburger.

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