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My childhood, I was a dishwasher. I was a busboy. We call ourselves table maintenance personnel managers.
And I was a waiter. And what was cool was I waited on my heroes. I waited on George Carlin and Richard Pryor.
Is that weird? I waited. I brought George Carlin a bowl of oatmeal.
And I put it in front of me and goes, oatmeal, drop the o, and you have at meal.
Wow.
And then I gave Richard Pryor a Denver omelette. And afterwards, I'll never forget it. He goes,
whoever made this omelette can suck my dick.
And I never knew if that was a positive or a negative.
I always wondered, I end up in a movie with Richard Pryor 12 years later called Moving Honor.
I'm there with Richard and I had to know. So I took a bite of a cheeseburger and I said,
man, this is delicious. Whoever made this cheeseburger can suck my dick. And he goes,
man, you must love that cheeseburger.
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