Dave and Molly April 17 Sam Adams

The great Sam Adams has entered the studio.

There he is right there.

Look at him, everybody, and I know you're a big baseball fan.

We're doing four Dave and Molly baseball nights

with a Spokane Indians.

So that's very exciting.

Is that mean you get to throw the first pitch?

Yes, we were talking about it.

Yeah, four times.

Well, we'll mix it up a little bit.

But we were talking, who was,

who you've obviously seen some terrible first pitches.

There was, it was a young actress that hit somebody.

There was that, but there was also like a,

it was somebody very, very famous,

and they threw it horribly in the dirt.

Somebody else, though, it was...

I remember like Nelly or somebody having a bad first pitch.

Yeah, 50 cent.

I had a really bad one.

Oh, it was 50 cent.

Yeah, okay.

Mariah Carey had one where she threw it right into the ground.

Okay.

That's bad.

You never throw it.

You always aim hard.

You got it because the thing is,

you have to get it to the glove

because you want to unscoffed.

That's the rule.

You've got to have a clean,

we call them a pearl in the baseball.

Oh, it's called a pearl.

Pearl.

Aim high. Aim high. Aim high.

Aim high and not too hard.

And there's no shame in throwing it over the catcher's head,

but there is shame in throwing it in the dirt.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, we might have some,

we were saying all of our kids have done it

and then my grandson and then they grow out of it

and then they don't want to do it anymore.

The worst is, and this has happened to me,

get to the park and last minute,

my son's like, it's a no-go.

I'm not doing it.

Well, I haven't warmed up.

I haven't done any,

now the risk for injury is there

because I haven't even tried to throw

and the throw went fine,

but as I was saying the next day,

ooh, algae.

It hurts.

Have you thrown out the first pitch before?

I have, yeah.

And they were good.

They were good.

I'm not gonna lie.

They were good.

You throw a strike?

I mean, close enough.

Yeah.

It's over the place.

There will be a tap on this.

Oh, yeah.

But yeah, I mean, you mentioned a couple,

and that was what I did in high school, I was a pitcher.

Oh.

And your son's a pitcher, or was a pitcher, yeah?

Well, then I expect great things from you, Sam.

Well, maybe we bring Sam with us to be,

our honorary first pitcher.

Well, as long as we practice, right?

We gotta practice ahead of time.

I have not, now with my son gone to college,

I have no way to play catch with.

Yeah.

I love playing catch.

I agree.

Yeah.

I do enjoy it.

It's great because you can talk and throw at the same time.

And at the end of the dream, the end of field dreams,

when they said, do you want to have a catch?

And he said, yes.

Don't look at he's tearing up.

He can't even, right?

You can't even say it.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I feel the dreams.

We just rewatched it at one point.

Wanna have a catch?

Yeah.

And his voice, Kevin Costner,

was freaking voice crack, as he says it.

Yeah.

And I moved by it.

Yeah.

It's iconic.

There's another part in it.

And I can't remember what it was,

but I had to make a check on my boyfriend

because I could hear like, and I was the same way.

I was teared up, but I was worried about him,

because when boys, it comes out.

There's certain movies that Brian Song

are going way back.

I mean, the guys crying that movie.

OK.

Yeah.

Field of dreams would be definitely one of them.

Pauline Dynamite's always one thing.

Wait.

And I could provide him with his mountains.

He did hear it right over the mountain.

How are you today, Sam?

You all ready for your weekends?

Oh, yeah.

Ready.

Are you happy?

There's no big epic golf battle happening

that we're betting on this weekend.

Oh, yeah.

Nothing lumen large.

That's good.

But I was telling everybody, before you came in,

earlier in the show, that yesterday,

there were multiple golf rounds that were set up.

We got some action coming up, a lot of action.

Yeah, we're thinking about next week, the weekend,

weekend after that.

Did you get your club yet?

My driver?

No, not yet.

Why not?

Did I tell you?

I can't remember.

Yeah, that was a shipping thing.

You needed to be like $201.

Yes, exactly.

Got it.

And Dave's is actually, I looked again,

and I think I misspoke.

Yours is below $200.

The one I won again.

The one, yes.

Yeah, I need to be higher.

Are you playing golf at all this weekend?

No.

What I like to do is I like to go to the range.

I think I'm going to ask what are you leaving?

Why don't you leave your driver with them?

That you're going to town.

OK, the thought crossed my mind, honestly,

but I didn't want to ask is that's all.

That's who are these people?

I would lend a club to a friend, a dear friend.

And a esteemed colleague.

But also an enemy.

Oh, that's true.

A rival.

A rival.

Well, we could maybe work that out.

Yeah, I won't be using them, so yeah, if you want to.

But here's what happened the other day.

And I don't want anyone to jump to the wrong conclusion.

Oh, I'm going to jump.

Sam did request a photo of my shaft.

I did.

And I'm going to picture on your shaft.

And then you said, damn it, you know what I meant.

And what else did I say?

I asked about the firmness of it.

Oh, yes, you did.

Yes, you did.

He has what it involves you, too.

No, that's personal.

But you have the exact dimensions, everything that I have

on my club, you now know what that is.

You're just waiting for the right one to pump available.

And that was there.

And honestly, I would probably jump on it

if I was absolutely sure that's actually what I should do.

Because when I did the club fitting,

they said, I need a firmer shaft.

And yours is too soft.

Yes.

So not the first time you've served that.

Oh, I have to see.

How dare you.

But I don't know what to do.

That might have been a joke.

Actually, it is the first time that I've heard that.

Now, you're wondering about his.

I don't know what you're talking about.

If you're wondering about Dave Shaft, it's a senior.

Yes, it is.

Yeah.

And mine, when I met somebody that said mine is a stiff shaft.

And I see.

You don't want it to be too wippy.

No, his is too wippy.

Mine, but mine is, but that helps me because I have such a short

backswing that it needs that little, yeah, need the whip.

So I'm not sure about mine.

I don't see my own swing.

Oh, you have a great swing.

Have you never had him video you or like watched it back

in a simulator thing?

No, I didn't see the playback on it.

No, I just, they just analyze the data.

And like, hey, here's your swing speed.

Here's the, you know, all that.

Have you ever had that when they video you

and then they write on the thing?

And they say, see where you have it here.

Now, you should really have it down here.

And they write all over it.

Yeah.

Do everything you do wrong.

I need that.

A lot is going to make sense now.

Yeah, Colise taking lessons, you know, this summer.

I know.

Yeah, it's going to be great.

That's the best time, especially when you're just starting out.

I really need to go back and take a few lessons.

That's what we got for our son for Christmas is golf lessons.

Oh, yeah.

Well, he's in the, he's in the hot bed of golf, man.

I mean, literally, oh, in Phoenix.

Yeah, I know it's golf courses everywhere.

Well, that's awful for me, though, because he gets to play

year round and then he's going to whip me the next time we play.

And what would be so wrong with that?

Because then I can't beat him all the time.

And I then he will not look up to me the way he does, like he has respect for me as a

golfer.

I understand that.

I was listening to the Nate Bargazzi book, you know, the comedian.

And he talks about his dad.

He said his dad made everything a competition, everything they couldn't even go swimming

without it being who can get the rock and all of that.

And he said his dad would fret over every single thing and sweat and just, you know, wanting

to beat them.

He said, once he and his brother beat him at any particular thing they never

played it again.

Oh, that's a rule.

That is the rule.

And he said, well, I've taught you well, my son's.

Now we don't need.

You've learned.

And he said, but mostly you didn't want to get beat by a kid because it doesn't after

that point in the diagram where it's like they're getting better.

You're kind of maybe leveling off and maybe going down.

It never gets back to where like, oh, I can start winning competitions against my son again.

It doesn't happen.

No, no.

Once they pass you, they're pretty much passed you.

But when he starts beating you and, you know, that day will come.

Whoa.

But you're not going to stop playing with it.

I mean, that's the great one of the great joys that you can have.

I think it's playing.

Getting a laugh to start.

Give me strokes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Because it'll be senior or get, let me play from different tease.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But that's where I think maybe my game can get better.

Oh, by myself, some new time with the driver.

There you go.

So when my son was a kid, he didn't like, because I had back then golfed a lot.

So obviously I was better than he was.

He was just a kid.

He was starting.

He's, I shall not.

I shall not golf for the girl who is better than I have any done, like he would not engage

because I was a girl and I said, yeah, but if it's been doing it longer, you, you know,

there's at all this time to learn how to do this particular thing, but no, he was, he

was out.

Not a fan.

I don't understand that there's like, there are some sports where you just have to

understand what you think, like, oh, men versus women, like golf, it can be a, it can

be on even ground.

Oh, yeah.

Really, can't there are many mechanisms that, that, what, what continue?

I'm getting sexplained.

No, I know, I know, I know, I know you're heading that we can be on even footing.

It's just that, you know, that girls can be as good as boys and stuff.

Or better.

Or better.

I mean, but I, I got a rude awakening on that when I was in Medford, Oregon when I was,

you know, young and I could, I could hit the ball pretty well and stuff like that.

And we played with, I think she was 65 or seven years old and she would hit it down

the middle, 150 yards every single time in her score at the end of the round was better

than mine.

I had that happen.

That's when I was probably the best that I ever was going to be at golf and we played

with two seniors and they were, these women were maybe in their 70s.

And they beat both of us.

And my, both of my ex-husbands were great golfers.

Same thing.

125 yards, 125 yards, up one, it was like, their score was unbelievable.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking I'm so cool because I can hit it and it's out in the woods and

I'm trying to get back.

It's same kind of thing.

But you're right.

You know, women and men can compete.

That's why they give us the girls' tea because we just don't have the same strength.

I had the, I told the story before but I was about 15 years ago, I was thinking I want

to start my golf situation all over again.

I want to have a real golf swing.

I'm going to get fully invested.

So I got recommended to meet this professional and she's a little tiny thing.

I mean, she's barely five feet tall, not even a hundred pounds.

And she was the person that was like my coach and I was like kind of thinking, well, you

know, I mean, she's a little tiny.

How is she going to help me?

She actually was on the tour.

She can hit a drive 280 yards.

And I saw it in action on the simulator.

So she is showing me all this stuff.

Her deal was because she turned it into a business that she knew that she would be coaching

a lot of women and me, I guess.

So she taught herself to play left-handed.

So she could mirror, you know, and help people.

And she had this, and she was in corner lane for a while and then I think she's in Phoenix

now.

I mean, she's because she's, that was, she was very smart to do that.

But it doesn't, you know, size does not matter.

She just had the perfect form and you talk about, oh, yeah, I mean, it was, it was crazy

how far she could.

She hit the 280.

Yeah.

She was doing 280 when she was on the tour.

Also girls are to disadvantage because of their boobs.

They get in the way.

It's true.

I mean, if you're a woman who, I'm not, it's not, I don't have that problem.

But for women who are large-chested, I mean, that's, that's a thing.

How could you swing if you're, well, look at me.

I got a problem too.

No wonder I can't hit it very far.

It's like ping pong.

Boys and girls can play ping pong evenly.

Yeah.

Tennis.

We have to call table tennis.

Table tennis.

Table tennis is what we call it in my neighborhood.

Well, I do think, I do think that I've been shown up by, and I always like it when there's

some just unassuming girl who show up and be in a for some with one of me and my ex-husband's

and, and they're like, so lights out good and sweating that starts down.

Sorry, yeah.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's hard to play with people

who are just so much better than you, because then it's in your head like I'm, I'm ruining

this person's day and I'm probably being judged because we're going, taking longer than

we should because I'm chasing my balls down in the wood and they're, they're like, they're

like, I don't think they mind it as long as you keep up this rate of play.

I do think all is one of the things where they just want to be better than you more than

they want to move quickly.

They're happier that they're better and they're, you know, I think they'll wait to a certain

point.

Then you got to be respectful.

And if you're, if you're basically a bogey golfer, yeah, you're, you can hang with almost

anyone.

Sure.

I mean, it's not, you have to be used to that.

Yeah.

Yeah, we all, we, everybody starts at the same, well, bogey, that's a, that's excellent.

Yeah.

And you can just be, I mean, if you get a bogey on every single hole, you're, you're

shooting in the 80s.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right?

Yeah.

That's excellent.

And you get a few, sprinkle in a few birdies, all the birdies, I love the birdies.

Yeah.

Did you know that there's a top gun three being made?

I just heard.

Tell me more.

I am just hearing the news to the textures were all over it.

Okay.

Yeah.

It's just that Tom Cruise has confirmed.

Okay.

I didn't hear that.

All I saw was the headline Tom Cruise confirms.

Yeah.

There will be a third top gun.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good.

I'm excited.

You're all over it.

You love the top gun like I love the top gun.

Well, because Maverick just raised the bar from the original.

So I just all I hope is like, can you keep that standard?

Here's my thought.

Hear me out because Tom Cruise likes to fly his own planes.

My uncle's in a pilot.

I think my uncle should be in the movie and he should play basically like what Val Kilner

was to him in the first one where they're kind of enemies like they don't like each other

very much.

But something terrible happens and they both have to get back in the cockpit for the

first time in a long time and they have to save the world.

Yes.

I love it.

Don't you think so?

Yeah.

I think you guys script.

He's great and broken arrow.

I know.

I don't know that the two of them have ever done anything together.

Tom Cruise and their friends, right?

Yeah, their friends.

They're both, you know, but I don't know that they've been in a movie together.

That's a very good question.

How and how odd is that, too, because those are two, they both are in the, but think about

this like Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, like they, they, until he, they never appeared

in the same movie.

I think that when you're in the same stratosphere, it's hard to get two leading men in the same

movie because they're in this such a big, a high stratosphere.

That could be true.

That, that's, that makes sense.

They were in the Godfather two together, but they didn't have scenes together.

They were, you know, yeah, that is weird.

And I was, I was thinking about who else like, well, and then Al Pacino and Adam Sandler

have only done one movie together.

Great point.

Yeah.

Two actors are on exactly the same one in the same genre, too.

Well, I'm excited about it.

I think it's going to be good.

That is an interesting, I would, there should be a list, some, some AI can put together

a list.

What giant movie stars have never been on screen together?

Yeah, it's like the anti-s, seven degrees of, or six degrees of photography.

Yeah.

But you make a good point because it's right, if it's a Tom Cruise movie, it's not going

to be, I'd say something like Pulp Fiction had a lot of people in it, but, not, and then

I mean, I've never been in a Tarantino movie period.

Unless you do like, oceans 11 and then oceans 11 as all the stars and then, there is going

to be a, oceans, new oceans, is it oceans 12, a new one, and I think that's a Sydney

Swini thing.

Okay.

I think she's part of that.

Ooh.

She's part of everything, these things.

She is part of everything.

She is part of euphoria, which I caught up on yesterday.

Okay.

Oh.

What's that look?

Not for us.

Not for kids?

No.

God, no.

No.

Not for kids.

Not even for adults with, you know, that are squeamish.

Oh.

Okay.

There's some stuff in there that's pretty, it's not.

Okay.

Yeah.

I haven't seen a single lot of stuff.

Yeah.

It's not for you.

It's not made for you.

Nobody tells me what to do.

I'm going to watch it right now.

The guy who was on, he was on SNL, he said, you're either a teenager or a really creepy

older guy.

Every thing if you're watching euphoria, you're either, you know, but it's true.

Okay.

So what are you?

Creepy woman.

Oh.

No, I think girl, I think women, but I think there's like you guys are exactly what it's

not for.

Yeah.

Well, I haven't seen any of them.

Yeah.

There's a lot of drug use.

There's weirdness.

So I may die in joy.

I'll stop you when I'm out.

So I just don't think it's something you would enjoy.

I don't think it's, I don't think I'll ever see it.

I don't think you're related to the characters.

Now I did really enjoy white lotus.

That's way different.

I watched it.

Okay.

Way different.

These are a group of teenage girls and friends who are into some stuff that you have

to follow the teenage drama, plus there's a lot of drug use and nudity and people who

just have no redeeming qualities.

Oh.

Yeah.

But it works for me.

It has all of the letters too, like from smoking to sex to nudity to everything.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You get all the warnings.

M-A-L-S-S-M-S-X.

Yeah.

What are you doing this weekend?

What's happening over the Great Sam Adams?

Oh, boy.

What am I doing?

Come here.

Nice weekend.

You know the thing that I remember.

What's happening over the Great Sam Adams?

Oh, boy.

What am I doing?

Come here.

Nice weekend.

You know the thing that I'm really looking forward to is, you know, we actually ended

the wake-up show this morning where we were talking about looking forward to this beautiful

weekend.

And we asked Justin, who's been a meteorologist and just as well, I got this new app for

birds.

And I can't wait to go check it out.

And I just lost it.

But then, I said, well, I mean, admittedly, I'm going to be puzzling this weekend.

And then I said, and you know what I can't wait to do, mome the lawn.

Oh, mome the lawn.

Oh, mome the lawn.

Yeah.

The weather's going to be great.

The sun's going to be on me.

Yeah.

I can't wait.

I like mowing the lawn.

I actually don't mind yard work.

Well, I like it too because I can double-dit where I can listen to the AirPods in, listen

to a good book.

So I'm really a really good book right now, so I can't wait to mome and read.

What's your book?

It's called Expeditionary Force.

It's a sci-fi movie or book, but it's based upon, let's see, I'm trying to, I think I've

heard they're making a series out of this or a movie or something anyways.

So anyways, it's like, you know, sometimes you get into a book series and then you're

like, oh gosh, but it probably ends, right?

So I asked my co-worker, I'm like, oh, so how many books are in this series?

He goes 19 and they're working on a 20.

Oh, what?

You're in.

Yeah.

And you're just, and you're just reading the first one?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you're starting from the beginning.

It's not like you didn't pick one in the middle.

And I waited months to get on, to get number one.

Because you do the library thing, right?

I do.

Do you like it?

I do.

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

I think it's 15 bucks a month.

But I probably listen to four, three or four books in a month.

Yeah.

I mean, it's worth it.

Do you listen?

When you listen to it, do you, because I got chastised for this.

What?

The people who, one of the people who recommended this book.

Yeah.

And I said, oh, I'm listening to it.

Or you say, how are you going to listen to that in time to get it returned to the library

on time?

Because it auto returns it.

And I said, oh, I listened to it at 1.5 speed.

And then he was like, what?

So what?

People are so upset because the reader for this, the narrator is so good, he goes, you're missing

the whole experience, the narrator is so good and you're going to miss stuff.

And he's got a point.

So I don't know.

I would say it depends, like, right now I'm listening to the Nate Bargazzi book.

And he's a slow, southern talker.

But you want his voice and you want it in the right cadence.

Yeah.

And the way he delivers it.

If you're reading nonfiction, my son goes through this, that he, he's like three times

speed.

I mean, he was a way out.

I can't even understand.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And he's retaining all that.

Oh, my God.

But he's worked up to that.

Yeah.

And Nadine's the same way.

But she's listening to stuff that wave faster speeds, but she won't listen to our show

of faster speed.

No.

No, no, no.

You lose the nuance.

Yes.

All the dramatic pauses that happen.

There's been a couple of books where I've considered that a little bit, but I, I don't

know.

It's up to you.

Why would people, here's what's interesting about that.

Are you enjoying it?

Well, in their defense, now that I switched, I dialed it back to a regular speed.

I'm enjoying it more.

Oh, well, then there you go.

He's right.

Okay.

So will you go right from this book to the next in the series already in the queue for

episode?

Oh, you're in.

How does that work?

So it's a library, is that a library app?

Yes.

Correct.

It's called Libby.

Okay.

So you'll like it.

You link it to your, your, in this case, Spokane County or city library.

Yeah.

And then you sign up and then you'll, you'll, you'll, you can search for books or audio

books.

Yeah.

And then you, you basically say you can place a hold on it or get to it right away if it's

available.

And they have like X amount of copies of this.

It might be only one.

It'll tell you.

All right, Molly, your place number 12 on the list, your, your wait time is estimated to

be three months.

So sometime, yeah, this one was too long.

How long did you wait for this one?

Two months for me.

Wow.

See, I don't understand if it's just audio, how they could have only a few versions of it.

It did because they have to pay for probably the license for it.

Okay.

Got it.

But you know me, I can't wait for anything.

I'm too impetuous.

If I want something, I want it right now.

Yeah.

It's true.

And if somebody recommends something, I go right then to get it.

His daughter recommends all kinds of stuff.

And so I'll usually do that.

I love, I love listening to books.

It's my favorite when you're driving and working out, walking the dog.

It's perfect.

And then sometimes it's fun to just read the book too yourself.

No.

Never.

And the best thing for me.

No, it's not.

The best thing about Nate's book.

The best thing about Nate's book is that he,

notoriously hates to read.

And he said, that's why it's weird that I'm writing a book.

He said, but I'm going to make it really easy.

I'm not going to use any big words.

I'm going to re-reference the characters time and time again.

So you don't have to remember.

And he said, and you're like me because you're listening right now.

So you don't like reading either.

So we're in good shape.

The heat caters it to the non-reader, just hilarious.

I think they need that with the book.

I've always wondered that you have those in a hardcover book or whatever.

You have the, why don't they have a little flap on the inside

where it's like, then it just has a cast of characters.

And then it's like, oh, right, a reference index.

Yeah.

The thing like this person is so-and-so,

and they're an X amount of old years old.

And not too much, but like, ah, yes.

This is the good guy or old.

This is the bad guy.

Yeah.

That's just a good point.

We have a new thing from Trevor here.

It says golf talk on the day of a Molly show.

And it's tips, tricks, and golf talk.

And they've added you in the background there.

Ooh, it's not be my golf club, dude.

That's nice.

Thank you, Trevor.

Now, I don't know if I've ever snapped a golf club in my life.

But if I were to do it, I would do it with Dave.

So it'd be a great story on Monday.

Yeah, it would be.

I had the head fly off of my driver one time.

And it was, I was saved the day.

It was, I was so lucky because the guy that I was playing with

actually had the tool, it had become loose.

Oh, the ratchet.

Yeah.

And it actually flew off.

And I thought, oh, it's ruined, but it wasn't.

It's all back to good.

That's scary.

Now I know how to...

Somebody with something like that that goes flying off.

You got to watch out.

But now it's in great shape.

You know the guy, my birthday party,

Bill, meet Bill Ames.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did he tell you the story about me hitting him with a golf ball?

Yes.

I hooked a ball free wood.

I hooked it into the woods.

They hit him from like a hundred yards away.

Oh, it just, it just hooked, hooked, hooked,

threw right to him.

Oh, no.

They didn't write the side.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

He's never left that one go.

Yeah.

That's a bad shot.

He says, now whenever he goes to the golf course every time he's

traumatized, he looks like they're like, that's where Sam hit me with a golf ball.

Do you ever hit it so far out you yell five?

Oh, that's a good one.

Hey, oh.

Hey, oh.

Have you ever heard me say that before?

No.

I made that joke up.

Did I or did I not make that joke up?

The first time I heard it was from you.

Yes.

But I think you have told it to Sam before.

No, he, well, he doesn't listen to me.

So everything's fresh.

I thought Sam came up with that one.

Yeah.

Oh, dear you.

Yeah.

Remember we were on the golf course.

That's right.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, boy, that's pretty far.

You ever hit it so far?

That?

Say it with me.

That you yell five.

I had already forgotten.

And then when you're scooping ice cream, I know you had a great,

uh, a great tip for people.

I want for you with it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is me.

Deep breath.

Hey, uh, off well, maybe I'll just mention it kind of on the air, but if it's, if it's

taboo, then you can say we won't talk about it, but also at your party.

Remember, I met another guy and he was, oh, yeah, the golf ball guy.

Yes.

Yeah.

What's happening with that?

I haven't seen any of it.

He wants to get you balls.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

He does.

Okay.

And I said, you should hold out.

I said, you should, you should kind of, you know, this is like a first date kind of thing.

Yeah.

I said, maybe you can work your way in where then you get to play around a golf with us.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I'm sure.

Okay.

You work in the angles.

Yeah.

Right.

And I just finished.

Did you know?

So for my birthday, he wrapped up 50 golf balls because what he does is he, he scuba dives.

So he and his friend have basically a license and an agreement with a local golf resort

that has an island green.

Yes.

Hmm.

Which one?

In cordal aid.

Oh, okay.

And they scuba dive and they retrieve the balls.

Yeah.

I was telling this story.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The numbers are astounding.

Yeah.

And it's in the thousands.

Yeah.

Of golf balls that they get.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And so he, for my birthday, he got a box.

He got all these balls together, 50 of them.

And he and his wife individually wrapped every single golf ball.

With a wrapping paper?

Yes.

With wrapping paper.

Wow.

That sounds nice.

And so I spent yesterday watching.

What was it?

Kenny Powers.

He's bound down and out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And he's bounding out.

He's bounding out.

He's serious, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

I was like, I want to get in this series.

So I was like, just watching it and unwrapping all the golf balls.

Yeah.

And they're like good golf balls.

They're great.

And nobody, nobody hits a crummy ball into this, into the wall.

See, I disagree.

Usually all I will take a lesser ball for my first shot at the, the floating green.

Yeah.

Just in case I hit it in the water.

Well, a lot of people are cool with the logo ball.

Yeah.

I can't tell you how many logo balls.

They're all pro.

There's, there's a third or a half of them.

Were logoed custom, uh, profy ones.

Wow.

That's why I said, that's why I wouldn't connect with this guy because he was.

Yeah.

He was like, well, legit balls.

Yes.

You find a pink noodle in there.

That was mine.

We're talking a golf ball.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, somebody made a noodle joke and it was, I like the noodles, the soft and long noodles.

I like them.

And, uh, my, actually, one of the champions from last year's, um, tournament is a friend

of my boyfriend.

And he made a joke and it was, the punch line was basically, yeah, I would have a noodle

ball.

Something like that.

And I thought, hey, that's a funny joke and only a golfer would get it.

But B, I like noodles and I kind of walked up and said, I, I was my ball.

That was my ball.

Was it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm not the only one.

He made it sound like that was the pinnacles of, I mean, now you get a rock hard pinnacle

ball.

Now I'm in the air.

Or, uh, uh, Wilson.

Yeah.

That's, that was always the joke.

What about the Kirkland brand Kirkland?

Kirkland's are good.

Kirkland, but, but I heard Kirkland had to change it because they had the formula that

was basically exactly the proprietary blend.

If you will.

The probed.

Yeah.

There was.

And so they did change it, but they changed it to another tidalist, uh, uh, recipe

basically.

So it's not the proby one, but it is a very high Kirk Kirkland balls are great.

They make great.

I'm still looking for the wedges.

They sell out these Kirkland wedges are world famous, but you can get them.

I think it's like two or three wedges in a bag and a box for like a hundred bucks or

whatever.

And it's usually in February and March and they're gone that way.

I do idea.

Yeah.

You buy, you buy them in pack of three of wedges.

Yeah.

What is it like a pitching wedge?

A sandwich in a loft wedge or something?

Probably like a lob or an approach wedge, something.

Yeah.

I've never done that, but I've had multiple people to tell the same story.

It's like you got to jump on it, you know, at the beginning of the year because they're

gone.

So just like a Kirkland ball, I'm out of here.

Yeah.

Okay.

But guys, thanks for having me.

I'm pretty few of what we're going on next week.

Oh, yeah.

What is happening next?

I can't remember.

I got to write it down.

I got to write the T's for it.

I honestly don't know.

Here's a brand new listener.

Aren't you riveted?

You want to watch it show next week?

Brand new listener.

I would like to hear how they wrap the golf balls from Sam where they wrapped circular and

with twist ties.

This is from a listener and Dallas.

They were almost like, you know, the little, you know, candies that you get where they're

kind of like wrapped in it's like got a twisty at the end.

Twisty at the end.

Yeah.

That's what they did.

And they taped on each side.

Oh my.

Oh, well, you could tell two people were doing it because somewhere like that and somewhere

just like with soft tissue paper around it and just kind of more kind of wrapped without

the ball.

That was the guy.

That was the guy.

But every one of them was wrapped.

I saw the box.

And it was.

It looked like an assortment of candies.

And they're all going in my bag.

Every single one.

Yeah.

All right, Sam.

Have a great weekend.

Great to have Adam.

Got to go.

My lawn.

Very exciting week.

And then there's bird watching happening and then puzzling.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's your wild non-stop local news team, right?

Yeah.

Not watching you for.

Yeah.