Dave and Molly March 31.Kalae

We now return to the Dave and Molly show.

Hey, look, it's here, it's our friend, Collie.

Good morning.

And you're in the new situation here.

What do you think of it?

Well, I was going to ask you guys because you're on YouTube now, and so you're addressing

the camera now.

Yes.

But does it feel like you're less connecting because you're not facing each other, or do

you still feel a connection?

We still look deeply into each other's eyes when we speak.

Why?

Well, what we like to do is we like to, Dave, what?

Good morning.

You guys are clearly brother and sister.

He doesn't even, like, discuss, like, I just, you know, well, body language.

I was told, like, I always tell my kids, like, square up, like, when someone's talking

to you, square up.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

It's nice, but you can't in this case, you can't, because now, we'll look at you and

Sam.

How do you do it?

So you're both talking to the audience now.

Exactly.

You're actually talking to each other.

So yeah, that's a little weird.

Well, and I feel like it's less about the connect, I mean, like, obviously, Sam and

I have to have good chemistry, but it's less about the connection because more about

reading our scripts and the content.

Yeah.

It's delivering a product.

Yeah.

We are just being silly.

No, you guys haven't very important information.

Like, I did not know what a Midwest goodbye was until you brought that information to

me.

I'm talking about that this morning on when you were co-hosting the Wake Up Show.

I'm stuck locally.

Yeah.

And thank you, Kaleigh.

And the Midwest, the Midwest goodbye is when you say goodbye to every single person in

the room.

Yeah.

And you were saying that in Hawaii, that's the same, same kind of thing.

You go around and kiss every single person when you get there and when you leave.

Oh.

You're kissing now.

Yes, kiss.

It's a cheek to cheek.

Yeah.

Okay.

Like, not like a open mouth.

Yeah.

And I would say, imagine, imagine how long that the Hawaiian hello would take if there's

a little tongue involved, okay?

Not at all.

No.

And I would say it's even, it might even be quicker.

It's quicker than a hug because it is like cheek to cheek around the room.

And you were saying the Midwest goodbye, which I wouldn't know.

I haven't spent a lot of time there.

Not only is it a goodbye, but also it could very well be a whole on conversation.

Yeah.

And a lingering and it happens all right by the door.

Yeah.

Like, they're just ready to leave.

But then, you know, and it's cold out there.

It's Wisconsin and there's snow blow and it's like, well, case Steve, we go ahead

and go.

Yeah.

That would be a good one though.

Like, if you are not into the Midwest goodbye, just open the door.

You're standing in the entryway, just open the door and then we like, get out.

It's cold.

Yeah.

Right?

And you guys say it depends on the size of the party on if you're doing that.

Yeah.

If it's 100 people, you can say.

You think about the host though.

Okay.

You always try to find the host.

Okay.

If it's a wedding and the bride and groom are otherwise occupied, I don't know that you interrupt

them whatever they're doing to say goodbye.

And usually if it's a wedding, it's a good environment because she's not a lot of them.

So she, she will know this part of it pretty well.

So speaking of that and my first wedding, it would have been rude for people not to say

goodbye.

It was small enough.

Second wedding.

Everybody's hammered.

I said, just make it home alive.

We're in Vegas.

And the third wedding was at the courthouse and Charlie, my boys.

So like, I could see the front.

I could see the door.

But now I miss my, now I lost my train of thought.

Thanks, Dave.

At weddings.

Yeah.

Well, I charge if the wedding can, is there a lot of thoughts in your head about it because

there's been so many that I could see where, you know, it's a lot of, you know, a lot of

clutter.

And just for, just for clarification, how many of you had?

I don't know.

I can't, I don't know.

I took items more than one.

I don't know.

Did anyone come up and say goodbye?

And then they say, see you next time because there's no, there'll be another one.

Maybe my second one, maybe.

No, I did have a friend who missed my second wedding and she was hauled off in an ambulance

and she said, don't worry, I'll make the next one.

Oh my gosh.

Have you guys been to those where you're out of wedding and you're like, I don't know if

this is forever.

Absolutely.

My own.

So you knew at the time, like you couldn't have had at the time.

No, I wouldn't know.

Okay.

I was very hopeful at the time.

My first wedding, I was a little thinking, I'm a little young for this.

I don't know how this is going to work out.

But no, I was very excited to be married.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have done it.

Okay.

Good.

That's good.

Yeah.

My point, now I'm really bad because I had a good point about wedding and it was about

saying goodbye.

It was about depending on the size of the wedding, right?

Oh, at weddings.

There it comes.

Here we go.

When you say hello to the bride and groom, you do it all in that thing.

You say, I'm so happy for you.

This is going to be so great.

Enjoy your evening.

Thank you and for inviting us.

If we don't see you, like we're having fun, you go have fun and we'll see you after

the honeymoon.

I love that.

I love that.

Also, as the bride and groom, are you happy or sad if people don't say goodbye to you?

If it's a decent-sized wedding, I think you're more.

I think they understand.

Right.

You don't want to stop what you're doing every time.

They're so happy that you're there to share in their special day.

But also, that's all it is.

It's like, hello, hello, hello.

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

So maybe they want to, like, I don't know, do you have a big wedding?

I think it was over 100 people, less than two.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I was.

Well, that's a big one.

I know, right?

Yeah, that's a big one.

Yeah, that's a big one.

See, though.

See, like, around 150.

Oh.

And you just have the one wedding.

Yes.

Only one.

Only one.

So far, so good.

Okay.

See, more than that's enough.

See, more than that's enough.

See, more than that's enough.

See, more than that's enough.

For some people, that's fine.

Well, we've talked about it before.

I say, I think, like, the hardest thing would be, like, you fundamentally just disagree

on things or, like, somebody has to make a really big sacrifice for something.

So, like, there's people all the time where it's, like, they live in a city they don't

want to even live in.

Or they have five kids and they wanted zero or vice versa.

Or vice versa, like, I wanted a ton of kids and, like, I loved this person, but they

don't want to.

Or just one day you're like, mm, I don't like you, but you like me.

And that's a problem.

Ooh.

Because I don't like you anymore.

Yeah.

I have to go now.

I have to go to the big conversation lately, like, about happiness, like, your happiness.

And actually, which sounds hilarious, but this is actually a new phenomenon that people

are just wanting to be happy.

That's what I've been trying to tell everybody.

Yes, I'm getting divorced again.

I just want to.

Right?

And not only do I want to be happy, I want the person to be happy.

They're going to be happier when they cut them loose.

Yeah.

They may not think so now, but they may.

Yeah.

I mean, they talk about divorce rates.

I don't know what they are now, but for years, divorce rates have been increasing.

And I'm like, because in the olden days, it didn't matter if you were happy.

You were happy.

Right.

It didn't, that wasn't a question.

You were like, just trying to survive.

And then, I don't know if you were a woman who couldn't get a credit card or a bank account.

Yeah.

You were also just married.

Yeah.

We weren't even allowed to have a credit card.

Right.

Right.

But you guys could vote.

That was good.

Yeah.

Eventually.

Eventually, yes.

And then eventually you got credit cards.

So now women can be like, wow, I can make my own money and get alone to buy a house.

I guess I don't need you here.

Right.

And there's also a way for us to make our own babies now.

See?

We don't even need any of them.

And because you guys want to make a few extra bucks, you're willing to go to the clinic.

Yeah.

We'll take it.

Right.

We don't even need.

I think it's working out for everyone.

Yeah.

And it is.

The first time I got divorced, we had an American Express card and we split up and I wasn't

making very much money.

I was serving, you know, anyway, I go to get a card and they said, oh, no, you, you can't

have your own card.

And I said, why not?

Well, your husband's not on it.

And he made a lot more money.

And I said, well, am I responsible for the balance on the current one we have?

Oh, absolutely.

Yeah.

I said, but I can't have my own.

And they said, well, no, you don't make enough money.

You can't have one.

Yeah.

Roon.

And there's a bunch of stories that go along with that too.

Yeah.

That is.

I know.

I also have heard cheaper to keeper, like the finances and all the split.

And what you had to go through there, like sometimes it's like, I'm too tired.

I don't know.

I guess I'll just keep married, being married to you.

And that's the phrase cheaper to keeper.

I've never heard that.

Yeah.

That's a good one.

There's got to be a vice versa, versa though because not all the dudes are making

more anymore.

That's what's cost me.

I usually pay.

I don't know who these women are.

They get money out of men.

I don't know.

It works.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's true.

I don't.

I've never.

I don't know how that.

But I guess it happens.

Oh, it happens.

OK.

Well, sorry.

That's what happens when you get to vote 200 years before we do.

You're right.

You're right.

Keep paying.

I hope this is all great advice for Quinn over there who is now engaged.

Oh, yeah.

Really married.

I am.

And you're planning on just the one.

I'm planning on it.

Yes.

That's the plan.

Go ahead and do it for sure.

Everybody's planning.

Sorry.

Yeah.

I do know that we have already made it a thing for us that because we're big dance floor

people.

So we're like when it comes dancing time, we don't want to be interrupted.

Like, and we're going to plan to tell people, because my family from the East Coast

were going to have like a Sunday brunch or whatever after the fact to see them off.

But we're like, if we're out there dancing and you don't want to come join, go home.

I wish goodbye.

We're good.

That's awesome.

I love it.

That's our plan.

Good.

I mean, imagine you're doing the worm on the dance floor.

I will be.

And then you have to stop midworm to say goodbye.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And see.

Oh, Queenie.

We're so happy for you.

Yeah.

And if they catch me during a Michael Jackson song, I will throw a raise.

And I'll raise you out into the dad.

And that's a, that's a thing that, you know, for your age.

I've been to a few of those weddings of that age group.

Oh, yeah.

And that is.

Yeah.

They want to hang out.

Yeah.

So usually there's social group of friends that have always been there.

Go out and have fun with friends.

And they want to just, they want to, it's a party next to them.

Yeah.

Do you have a date?

We do next August.

Oh, his wife.

Hello.

What did you think he was bringing?

Sorry.

You're a little like, do you have a date for the wedding?

Yeah, I did.

Anyway, go ahead.

Sorry.

No, yeah.

Next August, we're going to get married here and spoke hands.

We're getting all my family to come out from the East Coast and come spend a weekend here with us.

So it'll be fun.

Do you think they're going to want to stay?

Like, are they going to fall in love with Spokane?

That's my hope.

I've been trying for five years.

That's what I did when I came to visit.

So I've been trying for five years to get people out here to see it.

And I've only been able to successfully get my parents and my little brother out who both like it,

but just aren't going to move here tomorrow.

But August is a good time of year because you can showcase all the nice lakes and everything.

Yeah.

We're going to get all humid and buggy like it is where they live.

Yes, exactly.

Buffalo and Florida and August.

Hello.

It's brutal.

So they're going to love it here.

Yeah, it'll be good relief.

Yeah, we're hoping I'm going to hope to have my bachelor party like kind of on the front end of the wedding week

and maybe go over to court lane and get a cabin or something like that and really show up there.

I'm only doing this once, people.

Yeah.

Yes.

What time will they come to come?

Yeah.

We're live for one night only.

Yeah.

I like what that is.

It's going to be great.

Join us tomorrow and wake up non-stop local.

Of course you guys will because you anchor the show with us every morning.

Yes.

At 5.45 and 7.45.

Oh.

What's your 7.45?

Why?

Because you guys aren't there.

Are you confused?

It's recorded.

We played again.

Oh, it is.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I won't even say where I was, but it's very nice little lady.

We were chatting and then we walked away and then chatting again.

She said, now I know you.

And I said, oh, I'm Molly.

From the news.

And I said, well, where I co anchor the news every day.

She said, you and your friend Dave, I've seen you with Kali and Sam.

Oh, my gosh.

That's awesome.

So you guys do co anchor with us.

Yeah.

And we're with Daesh Krasinger because they weren't our listeners.

Oh, she had no idea.

That was the only reference she had for sure.

Because we were sitting chatting and she was very sweet.

Evelyn was her name.

And then I didn't even get to mention the podcast.

I just said, yep, she said, I'll see you on the news.

I was going to give her a shout out.

I forgot.

But yeah.

Well, and that same has happened to Sam and I where they'll come in and they'll be like,

you run into them and they're like, I'm a listener.

That's happening to be a couple of times.

I'm a listener.

Such and such number.

Yeah.

They'll reference something we were talking about.

So it's a good.

It's a good partnership, guys.

And I do see on display your best.

Always that's till out there.

I mean, we.

I didn't even notice.

I was going to put that away.

Well, I am just saying, given your popularity and now that you anchor the morning show,

maybe we can get best of TV anchors next time.

I wonder if we qualify for that.

I mean, you.

No, no, no.

I want it to be about us.

I don't mean me, Sam.

I mean, all of us.

Yes.

We're team.

We're team.

Yes.

And we need your popularity to get one of these.

You know what?

I'm going to say that they should have a category for best news team rather than the individuals

because usually you have your two anchors that weather in a sports person.

Yeah.

And collectively the reporters and everything.

Maybe we should suggest to them that there's to be that category.

Well, it is.

I mean, they do have a ton of them now.

Not team.

Well, they have either sports, banker.

And that's it.

Yeah.

So they should.

Or maybe I could just like find a printer and make our own.

We'll make more friends.

I'm going to make more friends.

Yeah.

Yes.

And then we have to talk about pull back the curtain a little bit.

Molly mentioned it.

But when we came on this morning.

Yeah.

We were coming in hot.

We didn't write it.

We were in this studio and they came over and said one minute.

Yeah.

And we go over there.

So great.

You had our mics ready to go.

Yes.

They were all turned on like you.

That is a teammate.

That's a good team.

This sounds insane.

But if you do it every day, you know that turning on the microphone.

Which does take like what?

Three to five seconds.

Which sounds like not a lot.

But in TV time, three to five seconds is a lot.

Yeah.

And then unraveling the cord.

Yeah.

Again, also takes three to five seconds.

Yeah.

So that was like essentially almost like ten minutes, ten seconds lost.

You did.

If I didn't do that for you guys.

And our walkover.

That's 30 seconds.

And you hustled.

I saw a jog happening.

I thought it was on our end.

I thought we were calling for you guys earlier than usual.

Well, usually it was about the same time.

Usually we go over there forty one after.

But all of a sudden it was forty three.

And we go over there.

But I was left at my house at the same time.

I don't know how I lost a couple of minutes.

Maybe because we were in here chatting about the studio.

And again, a minute is a lot in TV time goes fast.

Yeah.

So good teammates cover for the teammates.

That's right.

Yes, guys.

Okay.

Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah.

And are you going to?

Is it going to?

Yeah, we'll see you on the news soon yesterday.

Sam dropped.

We were talking about sports people because I was making fun of the sports

and answers.

And we asked him.

You can have to take this back to the desk.

Okay.

We asked him if he had what do we ask him if he had a catch phrase.

Right.

Yeah.

And so he said he did.

It was baseball in Anchorage.

Yes.

And so his thing was if you have to do it because I don't remember the details.

It was two men on three men jogging.

That's for us.

Which means the guy at the home plate hit a home run.

Right.

So there was two guys on and now they're three jogging around.

Yeah.

So that was his thing.

Yeah.

Okay.

His home run call.

Do you have the dynamite?

Did he have to explain it every time?

Well, we said it.

We picked up on it.

But it is kind of a longer way to say home run.

Yes.

But what I would like for you to be able to do is go back.

And just to say all those guys and just be like, yeah, two men on three men jogging.

I said it eight times yesterday in my regular life.

But if you could drop it suddenly, I think it would be really funny.

And because he'll go, he'll be like, I made that up.

I'm like, no, no, you didn't.

Just like you think you made up tarjet.

Actually, everybody said two men on three men jogging.

That's right.

Everybody says that.

Yeah.

All right.

Good to see you guys.

Good to see you tomorrow.

Good to see you.