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We now return to the Dave and Molly show. Hey, welcome back everybody. Dave and Molly show continues. Uh, it's Thursday hard charging into the weekend. Yes. A three day weekend for us. Three day weekend. I have an update on our walk situation. Oh. Well, the good news is you and I'll be there. Okay. John's going to be there. Okay. H will be there. Okay. Can't be there. We're going to the casino. We need more walkers. You know, yeah, well, I know that doesn't surprise me. I know. You don't think people want to walk eight and a half miles through? No, I was questionable areas. No, I was I remember I think I said. I don't even know if I said it on the air, but I know I said it in the studio that if we have four or five people,

I'll be, you know, what we have four or five people. Well, that's that's that I believe that is fine. I think more people will come walk with us. And then I'm thinking, what if we shift it? What if we just make it a party bus now? And the people who didn't sign up are going to go, wait, I thought it was walking. I didn't want to do that, but I do want the party bus. Well, two latest just five of us on the party bus. Whoo. No, we got to walk. That's part of the deal. I think it still can't bail on the way. Walking. I also think that there's still time because people want to look for the weather. They want to make sure. Oh, what could be so anyway, it's free to sign up. You go to davinmollymerge.com and you can sign up for free. I think 10, 10 would be a high number for the, you know, to, to, to because it's a commitment. It is. It is. And it's the middle of the week. It's Wednesday, September 23rd, so, you know, and like from like noon to three. Yeah. And it's eight and a half miles of walking. Good. Great. I'm a little concerned about my foot, but other than that, everything's fine.

I think I got a backup golf cart would be good. Just in case. She's probably some lime scooters along the way. If things, that's a good idea. Things get really rough. That's a good idea. No, it'll be fun. I'm excited. It's going to be great. Just a reminder, I just got a text from Tiffany, which is why she just, you know, she said it's a, she's here's your Yehu list. So things. So people are committed. That's good. Great. We'll talk about the news the day. This is what we talked about on K HQ this morning. What they call the loudest and quiet estates in America. New study set out to find which states have noise issues. Well, spoiler alert, almost all of them do. Really? Almost every state is too loud by the, what they call the like a EPA standard for noise. The howliness. Yeah. They analyzed national transportation noise data to determine which states were the loudest. This would be cars, trains, planes. They also reviewed average noise levels by postal codes.

Not just traffic, it includes everything. Fireworks, entertainment, sports, construction. They found that the big state of Texas, not only one of the larger states, it's also the loudest. See, I would have thought just by just because in New York City alone, that New York would be the loudest because it is, if you haven't been in New York in a long time and you go stay at a hotel in Manhattan, you forget how loud it is. Right. And it's all night long. It never stops. But here's what I would say. Yes. Because I lived in New York for a while, but I didn't live in the city. Right. There's other parts of New York. They're quiet. Very, very quiet. So maybe it balances it out. New York is still, I think, it's in the top 10 of loudness. But it's Texas, Nevada. That makes sense. Maybe Las Vegas. Las Vegas is another place. It's just crazy all the time.

California, Illinois, Florida. Here's the thing about Las Vegas that I appreciate is that when you were in your hotel room, it is soundproof. That yes. They did such a good job there. You never know what's going on down. And other cities don't do that. I remember being in Chicago. We were on the 15th or 16th floor and we could hear down, it was four in the morning, we could empty out the fly home. We could hear somebody having an argument down at the front of the hotel. You could hear them all the way up, which is different. I think in Vegas, they knew like we got to soundproof everything. Because otherwise nobody asleep. And you got to get them asleep. You got to get them asleep. Wake up and spend more money in the morning. That's right. That's all part of their plan. Connecticut is the quietest state in the country. Yeah, but who knew that? That one, I wouldn't have guessed, but Vermont, New Hampshire, Montana, those were all quieter states and they show up on the, that to me makes sense. Montana makes total sense.

Big sky country, you know. Yes, beautiful there. Don't you want to know the things that Dennis may not tell you, but you should know so you don't make brushing mistakes. Yes, got it right here. Okay, good. Number one, not brushing for a full two minutes. You're supposed to do two minutes total and at least 30 seconds in each quadrant. And if you have one of those fancy, you know, electric, it'll time it for you. So you'll do, and it goes, and then you go to the next quadrant and it goes, you do, you do, and then it shuts off. Wow. I didn't know that. Those are the really fancy ones. Yeah. Forgetting to brush your teeth before bed at night is the most important time to brush your teeth because at night, we make less saliva, which helps to neutralize the acid. So night time brushing extra important. Yes. I cannot sleep if I don't brush my teeth. Oh, boy. That's part of my routine, part of my ritual. Absolutely.

Yeah. Rinsing after brushing. I've heard this, but I cannot have a hard time with this. I've heard that you should leave it. And sometimes I'll get the special, like, I don't know, it's a special toothpaste that has extra, what's the stuff that helps fight cavities. All right. Yeah. And then they say, don't rinse, put your mouth guard because I have retainers. They said, just leave it and then put your retainers and let it all soak in. Hard to do. I find it hard to do. I like to rinse clean. Yeah, I do too. There's another one on here that's weird to me too. We'll get to that in a minute. Missing parts of your teeth. They say you need to brush the front sides back and the chewing area. Plack hides everywhere. Yes. There's no way you must get all the black out. And then they say, flossing after you brush. See, I disagree with that. I do too. Ken does it afterwards. I think that is wrong.

I think you could floss after as well. But I definitely think you got to give a good floss before you brush. They say before is I think this is saying you do it twice. Which I don't know. I don't get that. The most important time to floss is before. Okay. Good. That part is good, but they're also talking about an after thing too. And I just don't do that. Well, I can see sometimes if you feel, you know, I've got different dental work in those little places that I know food can get trapped. So I have to pay certain attention to that. So sometimes I'll go back to those areas and make sure everything got out. But you always floss before you brush, right? See, but then Ken does it after. I think that's it then. Well, this is saying it like twice in the same session. And I don't. Well, it's a lot. You're asking a lot of people. And then another thing forgetting to clean your tongue. The tongue holds lots of bacteria.

So don't forget about the tongue. Clean the tongue. Oh, he's got the tongue. And they say recommend they recommend a stop chewing sugary gum. Yeah. They suggest switching to a sugar free gum instead. You know, I really. I really. I used to chew lots of gum. I can count the amount of pieces of gum I've had in the last five years. And it's I mean, maybe I chew gum three times a year. Maybe I just don't chew gum. And I used to chew it all. I had to have a thing of extra the that minty, the one with the crystals in it. Like I always had gum with me. And I just don't. I'm a gum person. Yeah, but you have the special gum. I have the special gum. That's different. And collize a gum cure. Yes, she likes gum. She's gum all the time. But I think I do think the sugar free gum is actually good for you. I think it it like it works stuff out of your teeth. Yeah, if it's but not the sugary kind.

Yeah, well, now we know I guess we've been screwing that up too. These people, uh, you want to know what's what's causing problems in American marriages right now? Yes, Dave. You do help me because you've had so many. Yeah. No, there's something. Uh, it's, uh, eating speed. Okay. And it's the, it's the difference in, you're supposed to have a partner that eats in the same time frame that you do. Right. And like if the classic case that they say is a problem is, and they're picking on the guys, the guy eats so fast. And then he's just sitting there. Well, his partner is eating slower. And that's that causes friction, they say. Oh, yes. Who saw that coming? I can, I can see that being a problem. I can and I are really good match that way, which is great because we're usually watching a show. And sometimes he's even a little slower than I am. And I'm a pretty slow eater, but, but we match up well.

But I in one of my previous administrations, not only would the food be gone, but the, the plate would be in the sink and the person would be on the couch watching TV. And I'm still eating. Oh, that didn't go over well. Did it wasn't the best? Wasn't the best. Previous administration. Yeah. That means that's no longer an existence. Yeah. And it wasn't just me sitting at that. It was at a time where I had lots of, you know, bodies in the house. So it wasn't like I was just left by myself, but that person exited and went back to the TV. And it was like, so I should just clean a cook. Oh, I got it. Let me, no, no, no, let me just, no, no, no, no, no, you're, you're fine. The new article talks about eating speed and its gaps in relationships where one person essentially scarfs down their meal while the other person takes leisurely bites. Small gaps, they say, aren't noticeable, especially if the meal is stretched out, but the bigger gaps can disrupt the vibe and the comfort level at the dinner table.

Sure. That's then that's they say it is a thing. My mom tells a story about my, my grandma was an etiquette teacher, so she was very proper. Well, I got you should always know that. Other grandma. Oh, the grandma. My mom's mom. So she would have everything set. And my grandpa worked in a tire shop, you know, he was tired, he was hungry. And he just wanted food in his belly. And there's six wild, triple to kids, right? So my grandma would sit down and the meal would be there. And it was like, like a free fall. And she just, wait, having her little bites. And my mom said she felt bad because it was just, it was never that they was wild. It was pack wild dogs is what they were. And they just would devour everything. She'd be sitting there. But Jack Bannon was the slowest eater I've ever been around. And he back in the day when you could light up a cigarette at your own dining room table. This isn't the 80s. He'd say, please smoke. I'm just going to finish. We're like, because usually you never smoke while somebody's eating. That was kind of etiquette thing too.

And we're like, okay, because he would just, he enjoyed every single bite. They say that that's what you're supposed to do. So much better for him. And you, usually it's thinner people that are doing that. Jack Bannon. Meal. He was healthy. He chewed. He chewed every bite. He enjoyed everybody. He enjoyed everybody. And he chewed it down to, he didn't swallow big chunks of stew. The end of my brother eats fast. So that was always like, I'm fast too. Yeah, I'm kind of middle of the road. I can't eat super fast. But I'm also not like, you know, hey, they say eating at different paces could indicate a necessary balance in the relationship, where one person may move through the world a little more slowly while the other may go with a little more vigor. Yes. And they say a lot of it is about conversation too. If you guys are eating at the same rate,

you're able to communicate better. Oh, yeah, it might be a thing. I have a girlfriend who's a, can eat it shockingly fast rate. And, and if it's, we're all there and it's like, oh, shockingly fast. Like, oh, the place being handed off. I'm shocked. I'm like, oh, my God. What happened? From a girl, it's interesting because usually that's not the case. Usually the boys are, well, this show. Yes, to stereotype that would be absolutely agreeable. We take our time a little more. That hot dog got in me pretty fast. Although, you know, at the comedy club, how they do it is that there's four seats at a table. But Mary and I were in the front seats. And then these other two gals were in the back seats. So it's a square table. So we're both. So when I went to take a bite, my head's going in front of the person. You know, she's sitting sort of here. They can't not see you. Right. And I was really trying to be considerate of the, I just from her perspective, I thought what she's seeing is

this massive amount of stuff on top of a smelly hot dog. And then me scooping up the extras with the chips and the chips are kind of loud. And then the hot dog is messy. And I'm in her space. How far were you from the stage? We were at the front of the second at the walkway. You know, the walkway that divides it. So there's maybe eight tables or maybe eight or nine deep. And then we're the back. Actually, we were the ninth back because we were echo nine or something like that. So we were then there was people behind us. So we got pretty good seats. There was nobody like we had total leg room and stuff in front of us. But those servers work their butts off, man. And they have to do it fast. And they have to be. And they got a B.K. Love to stay low while they're delivering stuff. They have to stay low. They have to be quiet. And then they do like the, okay, it's cool. Is anybody, you know, they're doing this to everybody. And then they have to get because the turnover, they got to turn that whole place around for the next show. Yeah. They get everybody the heck out of there. Pretty good machine they have going there.

I'm, I'm, it's a, they did do a good job at that place. But anyway, I ate the dog faster than I would have because I wanted to put her out of her misery. I wanted that part of the show to end for her. The hot dog. It was really good, though. Here was a deal on social media yesterday. Some common knowledge that people got wrong. Okay. Penguins are birds. Apparently some people thought penguins were in the fish family. Oh. And we're not going to, I'm not going to judge any of these because there's, there's a couple on here that's like, Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, okay. All right. But that's one thing. Well, you know, I kind of knew that one. The Beatles, the band The Beatles is a play on the word beat. Like a beetle, a bug is spelled differently. Oh, right. Like beat, like beetles. Right. Like it was the keeping the beat.

So that was, that was just the way they did that. Got it. So that's, that's kind of, because beetles, the beetles, be eat. Right. Said to be it, be it be at least. Right. That was from the movie. Remember that the be at least. Yeah. Because it was the winters. Said to the wonders, the oneators, the owners. The owners. Yeah. Said the wonders. Yeah. Pineapples grow from plants on the ground and not on trees. Okay. A lot of, here's the one I didn't know. See if you know it. Okay. A lot of people had no idea that chicken tenders are short for. Chicken. I don't know. Chicken tenderloins. Oh. Yes. That's no idea. I didn't know that. Pickles are cucumbers. Okay. Yeah, so we can do that. Raindeers are real animals.

Yeah. Not just sand and sellpers. Yes. I went to a reindeer farm one time. They're cute. Yeah. And they gave you like a little bowl full of food to feed them. Well, the thing is they swarm. Like you're trapped. You're in a sea of reindeer. And they are aggressive little creatures. Oh my gosh. And there's another one. Maybe you know this from your world of horses. Ponies are not baby horses. Right. They're breed. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think a lot of people know that. Really? Yeah. But they never get bigger. Ponies stay the same. Well, but we, but if you don't, if you don't know that and you only see them, you don't know. You're gone. You're only a CM one time. You're not going to like monitor their, their growth. I guess. They say this is a very common that people don't know. Ponies are their own type of horse. Yeah. And a baby horse is called a

fold or a filly. Full or a full. Full. Yeah. FOAL. We had my my little pony Sally. She was a pony and she was, I think she lived to be 32. Maybe. I don't like that. She's pretty good for a horse. She and she was before we got her a championship barrel racer horse. She could fly through there. She was really, really good. Not with me on board, but with other people on board. And she was the best. She was so sweet. But she, yeah, she was just, but then. I'm 14 when night. That was a wind storm. No. And all the horses were going crazy. And the Tennessee Walker stud who lived in one of the other things. The fence got blown over and he got to her. Oh, he got to her big time. And she was just a little girl. She's like, and he's a big old Bay, like a kind of a red Tennessee

Walker horse because my dad's girlfriend had these two beautiful Tennessee walkers. And if you've ever written on one of those, they're pretty amazing horses because they just have this like. It's really, really cool. But a Tennessee Walker and a pony, not the best combo. Like nobody's on the market for I'd really like to see a Tennessee Walker and a pony, not a Shetland pony, just like a regular pony. Well, anyway, she gives birth to Korki. This, he was trying it. I felt so bad for her. Like, geez, geez, there's something horse coming out of this little girl. So Korki had a cork tail. That's why we called him Korki. He went on to become a champion because my dad's girlfriend's daughter took him and trained him. And he was like a rodeo champ because she was a really good horse person. So it turned out okay, but I felt bad for her because she was just a pony. How, what's the, how long are horses pregnant? That is a very good question and I'm not sure. I think it's less, less time. So you have the wind storm and then they all something's happening and then several months later.

And my dad knew he said, my god, them son of a, he didn't even get any business on his out there. Oh, another wind is spartan. It was spartan and Jericho or one anyway. That she had banner and spartan, spartan got to her. We had, it was craziness. We had like 13 dogs with eight horses. It was crazy on the ranch. But anyway, that's the story of Sally. She was just a little pony and she was pregnant. Oh my god, her belly was just huge and she's looking at us like, why would you let him do that to me? I just, I'm a pony. And I think that was her only baby that she had too. But Sally was a good pony. We loved Sally. That's my story about Sally. I like that. That's good story. I wonder what if people on the text line know about you? ponies and what's a group of ponies called? Oh, I don't know. It would be like a trivia question. A parade of ponies.

Oh, and people want to know how it smells in the studio today. Everything is fine today. There was, I could smell something yesterday in here. Yeah. Even though nothing hit the ground from the pig. But there was kind of a thing. Yeah, it was a little, it was a little barnyard in here. There's a smell to a barnyard animal. They just have a smell. So I could dirt smell. Or since they're 11, 11 months pregnant. Oh, okay. For Sally. Let's. Okay. I was enjoying my coffee. Oh, thanks to my win against Molly. This is Lisa. She checked in. She got her thing. Oh, Dutch bros. Yeah, Dutch bros. We do need someone to play the show down in a little bit too. Jean is waiting to see what the weather is like before she comes all the way from Bellingham

to walk with us. Wow, that is quite a commitment to drive all the way and then walk. That's a very good person. That is a very good person. Now, here's something for you. Without instructions. Yes. Could you. So a button. Change a tire. No. Change a baby's diaper. Yes. Those are just a few of the things. Could you cook white rice? Yes. Could you. Those are the ones. That's it. Well, they give you some. Well, without instructions, you know what? And with the white rice, I was on a roll of doing white rice a lot. And I could then, but actually right now, if you said, go cook white rice, I would have to look for how much water to the thing. The diaper for sure, the button is going to look horrible, but I would do it. I tried to do it and it was a debacle. I mean, I made it work, but yeah. I know basically what to do. But the tire thing, I believe you get the jack.

You jack it up first, right? But I don't know where to put the jack. Well, you've got to loosen the nuts on the thing before you jack it up. Oh, you do. Oh, yeah, because you need the tension to hold it. You need the tire to sit. Okay. That's one of the things. I should try to change the tire. I remember I had a blowout on the highway and Ken came and changed it for me. I don't know why I even called AAA. You also had a blowout before it came to work one day. In the pants. Do you get it? They say 73% of people could on the spot cook white rice. 17% said they probably could. And then there was everybody else that said no, okay, it's a non-starter. Changing a baby diaper, this is just an experience thing really. Two thirds of people say they could definitely do it on the spot. About 15% could not. Speaking of cooking stuff, so this comic that opened for Ali Wong last night,

he was talking about beans. He goes, he was talking about how he likes to cook stuff. He goes, how many of you have cooked beans from scratch? And there was like a cook goes really. So the first thing about beans is like you have to find the rocks. So when you, you know, you buy beans in a bag, there's definitely going to be rocks in there somewhere. So your first sort of business is just soak the beans and get rid of the pebbles and the rocks. That's just the thing. I only know this because I've been around people who have done this. The cook beans from scratch, but he said, you can either go to the store and buy a can of beans for $1.29 or you can spend nine hours making them. And it's true. It's one of those things that, but there's always little teeny pebbles. Especially like if you buy, I don't know, black beans or whatever, if you buy them loose like that, you got to soak them and get all the sediment out. It just made me laugh because I've witnessed that before, but

that's what comics do. They bring something to you that you already knew. But when they pointed out in a group of people, you're all having that common experience. And that's the genius of these comics. It was very funny to me, but anyway. I don't know that I would do that. I don't think I've ever cooked beans before. I am a person that would just buy the can. Absolutely. I have witnessed it with people trying to make fancy chili. Okay, buy the beans. I suppose it's better, but I don't know. A group of ponies can be called a string, especially when they're owned by an individual. A group of ponies can also be called a as other equine groups like herd, a rag, or so on. A rag of ponies. I don't like that. That's not enough. I say a pleasant tree of ponies there. I've renamed it. I think I like your term better.

Sewing a button. This one's tough for people. Just barely more than half can do it. It makes me feel a whole lot better. Yes. I did it, but it didn't look very good. And it didn't last very long either. I think it went like three times, and then it was, then I was back to it. Is it one of those like on the top of your? Yeah, it was one of these, not this shirt, but it was one kind of like that. You have to have the right, you know, match the color of the thread. No, no, no, no. Here's the problem we ran into the last time I tried to, I was going to sew something neither can or I could get the, you know, threaded. Yeah. Couldn't do it. You need a lot of light. I think what we, I think next time what I would do is the magnifier on my phone. And then look at it through that. I just couldn't get it. I would, I know how to. But then you need someone to hold the phone for you because you're, you know, exactly. Just barely over half could do a sew a button on the spot.

20% said they could not do it. Absolutely not. And then changing a tire. Don't feel bad if you can't change a tire. Only 39% of people say they could change a tire right on the spot. Yeah. I don't believe I could do that. I can do it, but it's going to take way longer than someone that really knows what they're doing. That's why I keep triple A always. Just in case. Yeah. I, we were on our way to San Francisco and I was so excited to get to San Francisco. It's driving my little Miata. It's all happy. God, this is so great. And somebody had a blowout on the highway on the four up big, the big, I don't know if it's the four or five, but it's whatever it is that goes, you know, to San Francisco and it's huge. Three way. And my boyfriend, Bob at the time decided he was going to pull over and help this person change their damn tire. Oh no. And I'm thinking of all the people. Why us? Like they probably have triple A and it's a dude.

And we're delaying our San Francisco trip and we're having this wonderful time. And I felt like a selfish person for feeling that way. I did. I felt how long did it take him to change the tire? I don't know too long too long. We're on the side. It was scary. Yeah. You're on the side of the road and that's half the thing that's scary about the whole tire trip. Anyway, the whole trip didn't go very well. That was the start of it all. Then the question comes up, how confident are you assembling a key furniture, even with instructions? I don't know about that. I don't know that I've had a lot of a key furniture. Or just like, well, like the little library thing, you know, it's a whole thing. It's one sheet, one instruction sheet. It's got pictures on it, but you know, still, lock and go wrong. And apparently it did. Apparently it did. Henryville the Trundle bed. It was like, it all just came. That was very nice of him because it took him to a lot of hours.

I was at a town. That's a good time to have him do it. Apparently there's a little tool called the needle threader. Really? I have one of those. It's a little wire thing. I don't know how to work it apparently. Everybody's jumping on the needle threader train. Needle threader. Yes. Okay. I'll try to find one of those. That's what we do know at this hour. Oh boy, okay, I'll leave. I know. People do know that. And then there's horse thing. So horses will be pregnant for 11 months. What is and humans obviously nine months, but what is there any, anything longer than a horse? Think elephants are super long. Oh, let me look it up. Yeah. I say who? And I think kitty cats and rats are like the shortest. Oh, rats are really quick. Yeah. I learned the hard way on that.

I went from two rats one summer. I was the kid that got to take a pair of rats home for a summer break. By the end of summer, I had a hundred rats. That is a long time. I mean, that's a lot of rats. Rats and rabbits. I think rabbits do it a lot too. Oh, god yeah. That's why they say they, you know, elephants are 18 to 22 months. Oh, geez. It's because they're so massive. It takes more time. It's complex their brains and their intelligence or high intelligence. And they also must be strong enough to walk as soon as they're born. So an elephant is the bit. I wonder what a dinosaur was. Probably dinosaurs were probably the last. The longest, but we have. But how would we know? Let's see if they know. For a dinosaur, I don't know how they could know. Dinosaurs did not experience pregnancy or, oh, they lay eggs. Oh, of course.

And same with dragons, dragons, dragons, we learn that from game of thrones. But they do say that the eggs took three to six months to hatch. Some of them only 83 days. How could they possibly know that? Oh, look at this strand of dirt. I believe this means that the gestation period, the egg wouldn't hatch for six months. What do you, what do you think? Well, I agree, sir, based on the type of brown that we have here. I'm sorry. I just, it's really. Hard for me. I just don't know how they can be exact. Killer whales, 15 to 16 months. Then horses. And then randomly a golden alpine salamander up to three years. That's a. For a salamander. That's commitment. Geez. So cows are nine months. You know, the dad salamander.

He's long gone by then. Oh, please. He was like, you know, way. A mouse is just three weeks. That makes sense. Oh my god. A hamster's two weeks. Yeah. I know what about rats like pet rats? Super fast. Well, and they turn out they're like little, they look like little piglets. Yes. When they're, you know, um, uh, well, the mouse, I'm guessing mouse and rat is probably the same. And then dogs and cats are like two months. That's not enough time to plant people. That's pretty remarkable. My son's dog had 10 puppies. 10. And they all are perfectly formed. And I think there was an 11th that didn't make it. But it only took her two months to make 10. Perfectly formed puppies. That is crazy. I like all the people that were sending in the information

about the horses when we first got onto this topic. And they said the horse emoji. The rat is 21 days. Yeah. That makes sense. The chicken is 22. And then they, then I wonder how long it takes a rat once it's born before it can go again. Because I, I mean, it was one summer. And they had a ton of them. So the, the first original rats that you had, they kept making babies. But then the babies, they had started making babies. I, I believe so because you just can't get to that number. I mean, it was just like, it could be, it could have been. And when they would, you know, have the babies, there'd be like six, eight, 10, two times, like little, you know, thing. And then they grow, they grow pretty fast. I guess insist doesn't have problem with them. Well, it's different creature. Yes. Tesla says, remember how elephants have intercourse days. Why? Hi.

Very carefully. They do it elephant style. Yeah, what does that look like? That's a mess. It is a mess. It's gotta be. I don't even want to think about it. Let's move on. We gotta be done. We're done with the topic. Let's go back to the dinosaurs. Ooh, look at this sampling. This must be a Montessor's X from the, uh, terrific ages. Yes, I can. And you're just making up the words now. Let's write it down. Make it so. It's a hundred million, 50 years old. We know exactly. And this is where they had their intercourse. So now here's a question. If dinosaurs laid the eggs, and I know it's gonna sound naive, but when, like, we've had this conversation before, when, when things have eggs involved, does, that doesn't the male go over and like,

do they have to spread their stuff on the eggs or, I don't know how to do that. That's already done. That's how they do it. And then they get the egg and then she lays the eggs. So it would be the equivalent of like, if we had the, the, the people had the intercourse. They get the egg, but then the woman lays the egg instead of keeping it in her side inside. Yeah. So the dinosaurs were doing it. And then the eggs get fertilized inside that the female dinosaur. And then she lays the eggs and then she has to sit on them. Protect them. Yeah. So we're good here, right? Okay, so we're gonna do a break. When we come back, we're gonna have, we're gonna talk more about the fair. Interstate fair starts tomorrow, but one of the cool things about the fair, they started doing this last year. It was a massive hit. Huge hit. They have these speak easy. And there's, we can go to the secret room and have secret drinks. And we're gonna talk to one of the people that is responsible for the secret drinks. Yeah, this is Aaron from Brown's Distillery

and in Brown Distillery. And then we're also gonna talk about the Kevin Shea Band that will be performing there. Okay, at the speak easy. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. She's cool. Okay.

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