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Let's talk just quickly about how many over or under three scoops, how many scoops of ice cream did you have at Christie's party the other day? And that was a wonderful party. I Had three three the very first one was just a scoop because I didn't know the protocol Yeah, and then I waited forever because you know, I'm pretty noticeable if I get back in line I went through and they were like pushing it on me. So I got it I went for a double so you had three total. Oh, I started with salted caramel. Yeah, I did That is deadly, but the second one you had that looks so good. It was chocolate cake batter It was chocolate cake. I went Almost did me over yeah, chocolate a chocolate cake batter is what it was that looked good You know, it's fun just spinning off of that right when I arrived
Dave came out and I thought Dave was surprised like oh my gosh I forgot you guys were coming. This is so great, but no, you knew we were coming. He said oh my god I'm glad you're here. I'm the only guy There's a lot of women in there A lot of estrogen. That's right Exactly I at the time there were 18 women and me. Oh my god And I thought we got there relatively early you were there before we were there for sure Yeah, and it it filled in my goodness. I I saw the group picture and I just I loved it. Yeah That was when Triss said Hey, Christie's having to get together It's on her birthday and it's at the scoop and I said well you had me at birthday and scoop and I forget you guys have A long drive He had to come into town. I keep forgetting a pleasurable drive Yeah, and now did you eat dinner afterwards or because we ended up having some sushi from
From Huckleberries and it was fine that night But I do believe the next day there were repercussions. I think it took me down hard right that we did It was kind of weird because we did we stopped at the Rosehawson Suncrest and went to the Deli Yeah, which many people do yeah, and we just got Sandwich like a club sandwich, but eat it way later because it's like what we started with dessert Yeah, boy did we yeah, and that scoop ice cream. I mean, they're you know They've won a million awards and all that stuff But there there is a level of ice cream that is better and it's them. Oh, they just it just is no doubt Yeah, that's good stuff and I loved seeing and Re-seeing a lot of Christie's friends from old to young and one of her Gal friends who I've recognized right off the bat, but it's been a long-time Cassie was her name and and
I had just come out with my with my double chocolate. Yes, and She certainly listens to the program because she said Well gosh, Ken I would have expected you to come out with vanilla. Yeah And then the other things she noticed is she goes I Really like those glasses that your wife commanded you to wear Forever frown Did she say no are you sitting on your junk right now? Oh Lot of heat on the on the Stories from last week good stuff. I'm ready great material radioed that up Yeah, you know, I'm gonna put it in guy language. Yes Yeah, you made it accessible for all I did hey right off the bat today is a huge day. Oh, what? I heard Taylor Hanson was on Yes
20 year people of course I've listened to the program And then I get her mixed up with Kirsten Dunn's but who's oh Julian style oh yeah, I like her Yeah, but then there's quite a like an uncle of a producer Yes, and if you're joining styles and you sign up you're thinking okay great And then you start hearing the other name she's like what and then what's even worse is if you lose to them She's gonna lose to one of them probably I would think so yeah And that is what the 30th season of Holy cow, well, what's her name wrecked it she wrecked that whole thing when she took it over what's her name the Oh She's not there anymore no now. It's is it Huff is Julian Huff and the guy from Fresh Prince I Don't know they're the host now who Aaron Andrews was on there for a while I thought that was a decent yet her with Tom Burgess. They were great
They and they've got rid of both of them and Tyra Banks took over and she destroyed the show. Sorry. She did That's that was the beginning of the end. They never should have gotten rid of him well That it was almost more that yeah, he just kind of disappeared. Yeah, but she ruined it So one day I think it was on our old show years ago Ken said that he liked that Bob song and then we said you love Hansen Well, this is a pretty good pop song You're at law with Taylor and Angus or whoever's in there and David I know which is your favorite can but you know he's having name for us. Yeah, I got tagged not in a But who is your other crush you had the Well, no, but for girls like like you there was there was another girl I've always been a Charlize Theron fan. Okay. That's that you have mentioned her before
It was very more there was another no it was another cute Quarky. Yeah, yeah, it's like oh you liked Kristen Chenoweth, right? Didn't you like her what you had a thing for her? Yeah, she's a theater person. Yes, she is way more than TV But I I fell in love with her on that That's a pick not pick offensive. What was it picking daisies? Yeah Fresh and daisies something daisies. I like that Pushing day pushing daisies and my favorite part of it was where she worked It was a pie shop, but it was called the pie hole. Yes, and I thought that was an interesting name Let's go to the pie hole the pie hole Sometimes isn't your friends say shut your pie hole. No, she's no very well. So tell me to shut my word hole Oh, yeah, you shut your world I was like the the variations always like shut your cake hole. Yeah Hey Molly speaking to TV shows. Yes
It was last night. This is fresh sat down and we've had long days unpacking and all that was I said well, let's watch TV So I go to the guide and then I asked Trish a rhetorical question, but she laughed at immediately. I said hey Trish Should we just Somehow start the 50th season of survivor Jump in We've missed 42 seasons come on. I can't believe what they all stand alone right they do I think it's season 50 one last season was season 50 It won't start in tow. Oh, you know what? Late September they're they're ramping up with last season Is what they are. Oh, you need to jump back in can well Trish laughed at me. She laughed So what did you end up watching? Did you watch anything? Oh? Oh my gosh, I just went through the channels and David ended up on
Like alien 12 or something. No, and it was brutal Why? I know it just it was like Yeah, but it just looks so good and movieish and after a while Trish she was on her phone. She looked up and she goes, oh, what's this? And then and then something just came flying out of this dude's back And you know, there's a lot of Becoming out of the body Because of the popularity of the first one Yeah But if you've kind of seen thinking Spaceship, oh, we thought that guy was good, but he's a robot You've summed it all up We're going over through the the villains oh, yeah, yeah Uh, Olivia's soprano. Yeah
That was Tony soprano's mother. Yeah, she was the mom and she was the worst one of the lot. Oh, I love her Um, she put out a hit on her own son Oh, she's after can that happened early that happened early and yeah, he had to keep an eye on her after that She was a cranky old man Just kept getting nasty here and she died in the show she she did but she died of like cancer. She didn't die by Gang huglimness And then they did do the fly back thing a few times Oh, yeah, when your own mom puts a hit on you you you got to look into your family dynamics a bit Well, yeah, but don't you think the guy from no country for old men he should have done on there man That's that easy evil evil That yeah and the haircut well, yeah, he should have been the Yeah, yeah, that was just a different take on it
Yeah What did he do with an air compressor? Yeah, you don't want to know really Well, she was just putting that down on the walk and it would punch the walk out of the door Then he'd go in and well, you don't know one. I know what happened. I do got in there What do you use the air compressor for oh just it shot a metal thing out really Oh But he didn't put it like in people's bodies and then blow them up or like Oh, that's a different take on evil Yes, that's what I was thinking yeah like a cartoon and you Whoo Leave it up to my imagination. That's where I'm gonna go with it. I thought it was gonna mark because he had the movie villains I thought the Joker yeah And then TV villains I thought it was gonna morph into a worst radio villains and I didn't know where that was gonna
Because there's There's so many yeah market Oh Breaking news okay breaking news in the back of my van is oh yes is a restored screen from I got the time I might take my AC unit out today it is time. It's yeah one day I saw the before and after photo yeah, yeah, so maybe after the show will go out and get it You see the before and after he sent to me why show it today what I don't want it about me I want it. I want to put it up on the everywhere. I want to blast it everywhere. Well, oh Jesus. I've got one of your last names from 10 years ago on there That's terribly sweet. I'm gonna go get my air compressor Do some things to you. Oh my gosh. No, it is uh and thanks to Trish for
I finished it last night and Hey, I started it a week ago and then I found out That my roller screen was like one inch. Yeah. Oh, no, so thanks to she was headed to Tash She headed to town. Oh, she had it. Hey, could you pick me up a roller screen because standards 36 And dumb Most windows are 32 so you need a little what is her with her so 36? No, it was I think a 32 Why why it's a tall one and that is a very nice screen. Oh Thanks, Ken. Thank you Learned a little bit and then when I was done I knew if I put it on my lap and tried to go across the long Oh, no, don't do that. I would have landed on the screen on the wall. Oh Trish took it out and put it. It's all right there. I can even drop it off. I know you Well, no, what I'll do you have room for it. Oh sure. Oh good. Yeah Confit in my back of my car. Oh, sure
I'll just come out and then I'll go out to the van and then I'll come back into the building with a big screen. Yep Hey Natasha has a question she says are you still moonlighting in as as an afterlife attendant? I I believe I'm still on the rolls I just got sent down and I haven't been called up. Yeah, uh well, and it's quite a drive for anything you're doing Yeah, it's coming to come in and tell you know the last uh service that I attended was in January And there was January it's been a while and there was Uh my boss retired Oh, well, well, no, not the pope. He even got fired by God. He's alive and well My boss Trish and she's enjoying retirement. I check now and then So I don't you know, so when you move to post falls, maybe you get involved with a different chapter Maybe the Idaho chapter that's true You know as we drive over there now and then I will point out and say well Trish will go hey, there's the medical center
That's but I go hey, there's a funeral home. I'm sure I can go in there and get a job They start noticing all those Just because you got previous experience at all. Oh, yeah, you got a resume on a count of the experience. Yeah How what's the progress on your house? Have you been by lately? We did uh we went out for a Kind of a to the design center, I guess I don't liberty like and then uh right after that Trish and I drove out there It's all oh they were pouring the concrete yeah at the porch and now it's all wrapped around and oh And drywalls up there doing all the inside work now. We're pouring the concrete Everything is happening. So is all of the outside done Well, I mean do you saw it and all that no um But like the building so now they're moving inside all the sighting and all the windows are buttoned up or not but Where they are working like crazy and then one right you were telling me that there's one
One right next to you that's slightly ahead of you and then one that's on the same course right So you have you'll have neighbors right when you move in oh, I know yeah and the house Uh the house that's a little bit ahead of us It is um it's a tall house. Oh wow. It's called the Sequoia Oh But it is so tall it makes us it makes our little house look like it's the made quarter you're the Tom Cruise House I know Yeah, we just then were short our footings are a little shorter. What's yours calls Ars is the line lock Oh, how regional is that yeah and What if you get to Idaho and they say well, we've got some Washington people over there. We don't take Kali to Washington people. What are you gonna do? Well, you're gonna send that guy back to his farm I
I don't know it is uh it's You know just from driving around the neighborhood and it most of it's filled in It's just kids on bikes and and you know just that people walking and dogs and But what if they come over and they knock on the door and they say so We're in and you and the Mrs. From And then they may hey see you drove up and a beat up cargo then I seen your car out there In some places running boys beat the hell Yeah, they don't talk like that Molly they don't They might start. Yeah, they may start. Yeah, you know one thing about our house and I have to thank The greenstone company and the people there the builders They Did some adaptation for us that they would not normally do
Thank you to them and they made they lowered our foundation So it could have a level entry. Oh Rather than a ramp Might have a slight slope, but it there's no stairs and all of the patio is even around the house And our realtor was out looking at it and probably in the early days and one of the neighbors came over and said Hey What do you know about this house? How did they get that lowered And then so it's already starting Oh They're a lot of heat on it. Why is this one slightly different? So the whole neighborhood how long is the first person lived there? I don't know because the we're on a loop and half of the loop is done So that's all new it's not like you have long time
I would say within The last eight or ten months maybe But But you don't have closer to us you can see people. Yeah, there's a moving truck But I think that's good because you don't have any lifers like your cranky old neighbor Oh, it is like in my neighborhood there's people who've been there for 50 years Right, but you know you're rocking this is all you're all new you're all in even all right Very very new Sometimes there's clicks when you move into the new names Oh, I know They don't take kindly to newcomers. No You and Mrs. Rob once again. How'd you get them to lower it? Yeah Come you got that But for them doing that we were so thankful of course and said if you would like to use this as a As a model show if you have Oh would like to and our hope is they make it Like a plan B for an ADA model because hey
There's a whole generation Coming through sir. Yeah, so anyway, that's pretty cool. Yeah Yes, and when we went in to sign our final documents um And we actually had to sign and I you were talking about does anybody even know how to do this anymore? I asked the gal. I said Does anybody even know how to do cursive anymore and she goes Not very any she goes they just print on both lines and I said I I do it like twice a month maybe, but you wondered does anybody even know? Uh, you know the last time I had to do anything real estate wise it was all sent to me e Like the most was and and I did it on my phone and said yes, yes, yes, yes, yes auto sign yes Send and okay, it's sold. I was talking to my daughter because she she had some real estate thing pop up and I said oh I You know, I did a deal with that person to deal with that but oh, so are they are they nice or something?
I said well, I never never physically met him right there's so many of those real estate deals That you were doing it was either phone text, you know Some of them to be an actual phone call or just emailing pay but there you would do deals and be working with a person for weeks And weeks yeah get a deal done and you never physically met them. It's just dude Everything was all techie now The first in the early days of real estate. They would be like okay, I'll meet oh, I'll meet you here And then we'll I'll bring the physical paperwork and then you were you know you'd meet with the family and the other agent It was a whole thing now. It's all It was always like trying. Yeah. It's always exciting buying up a new car and a new house But my Lease favorite part back in the day and it was like we're all done and then they say no You got to go down to the title company and they've got it in cycle. Oh, yeah, just oh it was But they had to drive them nuts, but then
But and then you said I think it was you that told me that the the the the stack of things that you had Was it you or somebody else that said they had a person who read every word? I had one guy older guy read every word super nice guy But man he wanted to and it was you know the title companies you go in there. It's like a you know half hour appointment But most people are done in 12 minutes. Yeah, well we were we were there for over an hour because he wanted to He was gonna make sure that he read every I said well it's pretty standard stuff. Well, no I don't know if now I don't know if I can Right me look here One guy. Yeah, it's always this paper says we won't scam you This paper says you saw the paper that said we And this one is an initial verifying that we won't scam you and you sing it your can't go past this line If it does and you got to redo it because it has to be all yeah
Yes came up with all that And when I started real estate there were you could do a deal with nine ages And then when I when I the last deal I did I believe and it was pretty pretty Basic in the world of home sales. I think there was 26 pages and that was that was about as Small as you could get for for the to do a real estate transaction. It's just all there Lot of paperwork But then magically during COVID you could do it all over the computer magically when you weren't allowed to be in person you could just click through and and it was fine Everything turned up fine. I did I had to have a notary come to my house though. Yeah, during It was every finance I think and then they had to come and and it was like mask up and hand it through the slot And don't touch me don't look at me you're going to look at me with COVID Roll your window down halfway. I'm sticking this up your nose. Yes. See what's going on in there
Yeah, that was a different time. Yeah, that was a different time. Yeah All right, well, sorry. Are you ready to do the envelopes of anguish? We'll take a break of course. Okay. Yeah, but um get right up to that last week and we all had very interesting questions All different questions. We sure learned a lot during that segment. Molly's breaking her friends glasses You are sitting on parts of your body I had cheerleaders in the storming my bedroom that I wasn't prepared for you know We did a deep dive into that whole thing Ken and I did 100% true and we were laughing about it because I we were talking about How wrong it was and how much for a teenage boy that could have gone horribly wrong absolutely right And we we did we in vet we took some time to really Take part that whole scenario And then we spent some time on your whole junk thing too because right we're very concerned about that talking about his story Yes, yes story Sorry, gross too much time. No, no, no, no, no, no
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