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We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, portless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate under achievement. In all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous still. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Oh! Hey, dammit! How many of that know about a blood moon eclipse happening right now? Have you set for blood moon, man? Total lunar eclipse to turn moon blottered. red. It's 6-4. But we can't see it here, right? No, I got in the road. I got in the wall. Go
right in the road. On the boggles down out on the wall. Go right in the road. On the parking out of wherever you got to see it. Total lunar eclipse today. The next lunar eclipse will occur in the early hours of March 3rd that it's right now. What? 6-04. 6-04, but I guess I don't know what I'm looking for. Like what? It's going to be blood, man. It's going to be blood. Blood, eh? Go up on the roof, Cody. I agree. Go up. No way. It's scary up there. I got to go maximum eclipse. That's all. It's 6-33 a.m. Eastern Standard Time and totality will end at 702. All right. I'll go out at 6-04 and take a peach ski and then I'll go and then I'll go look at it. It's 6-33, so I'll go pick outside. Lunar is the moon over sun. Sun over moon over moon. I thought it was like the sun won't be over here. Like behind the moon and created a shadow
because of it bouncing off of whatever, right? It's behind it. Good night, everybody. Good night. You know, hi, I was for that class in college. That class was awesome. Meteorology or what was it? It was like astrology. I don't even really know. It was like astrology, but it was, it was like, we had to take that or something else and it was like, oh, I'll take this. It's one of those like the science credit. And the guy was like, as long as you just pay attention, participate. Oh, and there are general pleasure in class. You will be fine. And then a general pleasure. He's like, I just want to teach you some cool things about the moon in the stars. Good question floating. Do I need special glasses for this? Do I need a special man to glasses? I don't think it. It night time right? Not at nighttime. If it was the reverse, I bet we would. I remember that time it got totally dark that one time. Yeah, and every bird just that was so cool in my apartment. That was the cool thing that happened up there. Me and my whole family went and stood outside. Well, you just got pitch black in the middle of the
day. That was all the glasses. Mm-hmm. I also didn't care. Earth is passing between the sun and the moon. So we are making the shadow. Nice. Mm-hmm. Nice. Your mom just sent you pics. She said nice. So I guess you could see it right now. You got an hour of it. But some of you are saying it's too cloudy or you are. We'll go to everybody. Luckily here in downtown. An auto square. Oh, they got clear skies. We'll send Cody out for an on the spot report here. Do we have the wireless like anymore? We, it's not hooked up. Where is the moon according to the light? I just go stand outside for a half hour. Where is it? It's over here somewhere. That's what I mean. I'll go out. I think I go in the in the parking lot. Look at the sake of our camera. I'll go stand on the other side of the street. All right. We'll get a live report from Cody twitch.tv slash K. Rock C. And why? Blood. Blood sister says that explains the blood. Earth is a mess. It's a mess. Everything's a mess right now.
You know, for real. We will get into your high strangeness, David. Doosdy. I got Ralphie's phone number because you're all concerned about Ralphie's tongue can do by. I saw the news thing. So we can try to call Ralphie later on this morning because two days is usually the day he stops him with cookies. How dare you not bring us cookies? I mean, that's okay. You just get stuck. I'm drunk. Stop stuck in it. Yeah, your husband's tragic situation. Come out a little more torn. No, that's fine. Well, you got to bring us cookies. Oh, yeah, I see what I mean. Well, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Good morning, everybody. It happened Tuesday. This is K. Rock. Interesting. Sphere show is not going to be anything to be in the sphere. People were trying to buy tickets to that yesterday. And it was, I mean, people got them. I saw, but it was one of those things where there are 300,000 people in front of you. The queue or whatever trying to get those fear tickets. Yeah, I bet for Metallica. Let me dope, though. Yeah, even I, not that I don't want
to go see it, but even I'm interested in it. It'd be cool. It's something cool to just be like, I mean, watch out for like 10 minutes. Okay, bye. You would weigh more than 10 minutes. You would get. You thought those red hot chili pepper visuals are great. I can't even imagine being in there. You're so cool. Would lose your mind in there. Yeah, so cool. Be like a human version of that bike video. What's the bike video? That that one over that, that bike. Oh, when you change in, I watched like 30 times. Just over. Yeah. You've discovered a milkshake. Oh, no, no, see, the cream wants to lick you. Cody and I, well, I think we've broken our algorithms. Oh, I mean, honest with you. I do have voice all taken. I can't stop. Uh-oh. You've discovered a windango. Cody and I have completely broken our algorithms to the point where, yeah, I don't even good luck describing it. I'm going to be honest with you guys. All right. Can I just talk to you bro to bro real quick? Cody and I like to
get stoned and send each other videos. That's just a fact. And there's nothing I can do about it. What is this one? All right. All right. All right. All right. By a cream. You can get by a cream. So because of that, no, every day Instagram gets weirder for us. Like it used to be like we saw some cool visuals and we sent them to each other. Yeah. Right, right, right. These people are ready for this. They're ready for this. They aren't ready. So we would send each other like cool, like trippy visuals. Yeah. And then those have morphed like our algorithm has been like, oh, you guys like weird stuff? Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you guys like weird stuff. Oh, how about a whole universe? How about you sit down for a second? And the videos that gets like we're on a part of Instagram now that I don't
think most people are on man. I don't know. I don't know how we got here. I don't know. It's, it came from watching. How do I describe it to them? How do I describe it? It's like it's weird. Imagine those weird adult swim cartoons, but weirder, but weirder and they make basically no sense. They're AI like driven and made up and right. Like those aren't people writing no words and things. It's whatever that they've come up with for it. Yeah. It's like a dog swim, but but weirder in the sense that the one like that right there that he has played is a weird. I don't just made up the cream. It's a human ice cream code. It doesn't make sense. The other one is a whole universe called the Bastion multiple universes or whatever inside that thing that every part has like I think Instagram thinks we're into way harder drugs than we are. Yeah. Yeah. Like I think Instagram thinks that
we're doing like ayahuasca and stuff. Right. And if that's what it's like that bike video. Yeah, that bike video because there's one where you know you guys have seen them. The things turn into other things and you know the forest turns into colors and such. And if that's what all that's like should I show the video? I sent you yesterday with the fridge. That one is yeah, none of them is disturbing. Yeah, it's disturbing that in the bike. Both of those. Hold on a second because they both are out of this world. They don't make any sense. I twitching YouTube feed because these are very visual. I'll show you, but I think that we've we've accidentally stumbled onto a part of Instagram that we may be out of watch list now. You're right. Yeah, because these videos we're seeing and they're not like illegal and it's bad. They're just the weirdest thing. Here's the other thing. I'm not searching them out. I just have to be very high. Yeah. And all of a sudden these are there. That bike one popped up for me. I didn't know. I don't know how to search that. Instagram thinks we're
something that we ain't. Yeah. We're a little bit. But I know I like it though. All right. I will bring this up. I will bring this up and show you guys the video. I said Cody yesterday. And maybe we can affect your algorithms in a way that you get suckered into this this bit of despair that we are in. If we're going to be on a list, you're going to be on a list. All right. I was a very nervous kid. I was anxious all the time when I was younger. But what's nice is that some of the things I was anxious about don't bother me at all anymore. Like I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be. Because if you watch cartoons, quicksand is like the third biggest thing you have to worry about in adult life behind real sticks of dynamite and giant anvil's falling on you from the sky. I used to sit around and think about what to do about quicksand. I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. I was never like, oh, what's it going to be like when relatives ask to borrow money? Now I've gotten older. Not only if I never stepped in quicksand, I've never even heard about it. No one's
ever been like, hey, if you're coming to visit take I 90 because I 95 has a little quicksand and looks like regular sand. But then you're going to start to sink into it. Well, Mulaney Gaswater, Florida man was trapped in quicksand for four days. And all these sinkholes, they count. Thank you. They count. Thank you. Yeah, but no actual quicksand though. Well, they're calling it a mud pit. That's the same. Andrew Giddens. No, that's rare fun. People that venture out into that stuff. This is why you don't leave the house guys. If I could give you any advice, don't leave that. We was rescued after being stuck shoulder deep in mud and quicksand for four days. Oh my god. Like that's like the torture things they would do back in ancient times. Just bury up to your neck and just let us or just let the desert. Yes, the desert. But the desert take care of you. Let the condors eat your face. No, don't let the condors eat my face. If I can give you one, uh, optimistic side of
this. Oh, he did work at a quick sand factory. Why the coyote says what? That's not a thing. Apparently, he works at the Putnam County sand plant. So guys, it's not like quicksands just existing. He's at the quick sand factory. There's someone out there making it tossing it out there. Apparently, this is Vulcan materials is the name of the company. I don't know what they meant. I mean, they make materials, I guess. They make materials. They have materials. They make materials. That's good. They duplicate materials. I don't know. They got materials happening over there. Import, export materials. They got a lot of materials on the schedule for this week. So he works at the Putnam County sand plant. Why does it sound like a sad sentence? I don't know. It's because it sounds like you get up every day and go to the sand plant. It's
just sounds like a made-up job of a toddler at a preschool recess time. I want a key in plant. Time to hit the old sand plant. Yeah, I got so many flicking castles in the mix. I got three modes. I got three modes. I got two castles. I got a beer with my friend up here with me. Come here. Come here. Come here. Is it like you asked? See the body of water? I got a connect. This body of water. Oh, no. He would have body of water. Don't even be don't even touch me. Don't even call me. I'm going to be busy to sand plant all day. It really is. It sounds like something you would like ask a like a preschooler. What do you want to do for a job? I want to walk into sand. I know. I really want to plant in sand. I want to walk. Maybe just like a sand plant somewhere. Vulking materials employees searched. Now, what pisses me off is that my guy was
in there for four days. Like, if I don't see Cody for a few hours, I'm going to be concerned. Yeah. I'm not going to do this show for four days and go, I don't even know. I don't know where he could be. And he's, I mean, they're probably looking for him, but he couldn't see him. He used trap all the way down from just the head sticking out. He was trapped in a, what his family's calling quick sand. Fire crews use ladders, pellets, backboards. Got to use that backboard. Got to use that backboard. Pulse and ropes in a three hour rescue operation. He endured freezing temperatures without food or water. She's in critical condition. He's expected to make a full recovery. I wish the singer didn't suck because this is a good joke. Trapped. Ah, sounds pretty headstrong. Good one. Good one. Now, here's what I'm concerned about. What conditions? I thought it was Florida. Yeah, that was Florida. Was it like there in the cold? It was cold last week.
Oh, is he out there in the coldest time? Imaginal? He gets stuck and he's like, oh, well, at least it's like 70 degrees overnight. All of a sudden, anxious snow. Jimmy says I haul a ton of machinery into sand plants. You'd be surprised that many have in New York. Yeah, it's probably all those random things you see that, you know, you see all like big piles of stuff everywhere. But I have, okay. You can all call me the dumbest person on the radio because I'm sure I am. Well, but why would you need a sand plant? Doesn't sand just happen? Well, I think that just answered your question and touched in pretty quick. Well, that's what I was wondering too. It's a sand waste. They dump the quick sand out back from the sand plant. Like they're probably like, I don't know, using it for probably can't just take beach sand and float it into whatever it's got to go. I'm sure it's got to be like filtered or kind of mind the sand and sift it for concrete chat to saying, all right. Well, then listen, I guess there is a sand plant and I
sure they don't do it there. But there's there's some, is there only a certain sand that can be turned into like glass? Oh, I don't know. I have no idea. You've encountered the glass factory. Oh, I got he's going to be fine. It's terrifying. Yeah, that's uh, they say one more day would have been fatal. He wouldn't have made it. Um, what do you do? Well, and where's the pee and poop go? You just go. You just go in the sand. Yeah, you just go. You just got to go. Yeah, I mean after a while, boom, it doesn't go anywhere. Nope, nope. We're just sitting there in your pee and poop. Welcome to the show folks. Electricity is more than a source of energy. At its best, electricity is a rush, a thrill, a feeling. From hybrids to plug-in hybrids to the all-electric Lexus RZ, this is our take on electric.
One that puts what you need, what makes you feel confident, inspired, excited, above all else. After all, if it doesn't spark something in you, is it really electric? See Berthick Lexus in Cicero. Oh, you found the kiss me. You found six pence none the richer. Where are they? I don't know, but on Apple Music, they're listed as Christian rocks. Yeah. I mean, I guess with the title, like with a name band, with a name like six pence none the richer. Yeah, the very first thing I'm seeing from their tour last year is that weird like, Jesus holding that weird flame heart thing. I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, whatever the hell that is. So, yep, they still, they still do stuff. They, uh, they all look like us if that makes what do you mean? Like, they look like old guys. Like, they look like us now. I mean,
I'm sure they always did, but, you know, so I'm talking kissing. Oh, the guitarist, one of them is Matt Slougham. I didn't know that that boredop does. Oh, he's all 26 pence none the richer. Good, that's great. Good for him. Yeah, it's as it here to American Christian alternative rock band. Huh, I guess I didn't know. Makes sense, but I guess I didn't know. I'm gonna check them out at Kingdom bound this year. I mean, maybe we can get backstage. Well, a survey asked, how many people have you kissed in your lifetime? I would imagine I'm in the minority where I can tell you exactly how many, because I have not kissed that many people. Six. Well, the, the most common answer was five to ten. No, way more. Have, have I kissed more than five people? Yes. Yeah, bro, probably not more than ten. Oh, hold on, can I have a second to, I think I can count them all up in my head. Hold on. I cannot. Let me see, hold on a second. Yeah.
I mean, I think six. I think six, six or six. I think I've kissed six or seven people. I've probably kissed 67. Wow, look at you. I bet people's numbers are way up. That's fine. Go ahead and live your life. Kissing is just kissing. A survey asked over 6,000 people to reveal their kissing stats. Not platonic kisses. No, no. Yeah. Romantic kisses. Does every time, like, yeah, well, no, because sometimes ink's mine doesn't let me kiss. Oh, you can, you can't kiss prostitutes. Oh, 19% of people say they've kissed two to four people in their life. What? What the hell? 12% said they kissed more than 26 people. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. A lot. So many. It's fine. Go ahead. Yeah. Okay. Numbers, numbers aren't, that's not a, I don't care about numbers. It could be up 500. Doesn't matter.
I've been off the kissing markets since 2003. So my numbers stop there. That's where I locked it down. Trust me. He's off the kissing market. Whoa. I won't kiss him. Yes. I won't. Uh, 3% say they've never kissed anybody. Come on. Bring it in. Who's never done kissing? Sad. Sad. Coming here about noon, I will make sure that Rick do Leo kisses anybody that hasn't done kissing. Oh, he would love it. He'd be. He was out of here yesterday. I don't know where he was. He asked me. Um, I guess the majority of you seem to have kissed more than 10 people. Yeah. I don't think I've kissed more than 10 people. Nick is right. It is a tragedy for women. I've heard that I retired from the kissing game in 03. I know. Believe me. Believe me. The tragedy. You don't guys don't understand. I heard I was a good dresser back in the day. They said I was a good kisser. The amount of women that are here on the regular beaten down the doors. Why do you think we have like locks and pin numbers and stuff? We have to. We have to. For the very fact of the multitude of ladies.
I don't think I've ever kissed a man, even as a joke. No, I've never done it. I'd be fine with it. It wouldn't free me out. I'm comfortable enough. My sexuality. If it was like a role or something, but no, I've never done. I don't think I've ever kissed a fella. No. Well, what are you? What's your numbers? How are you guys doing? How are you shaping up there? How are you? How are your stats? Yeah, what's that stat like? How are you stats? Oh, Nick, Nick's going to take me up in my first man kiss. There you go. I'm bringing in here, Nick. Did you find your top bird? We'll table that conversation. We're busy. Yeah, we're busy. That's not something to put light work into. No, we're not just throwing that out. No, good morning everybody. It is time for your high-strange. Yes. The unexplained, the
strange rig. I'm our telecopters. Telecopter? Fadoo. Fadoo. Fadoo. Fadoo. Fadoo. Fadoo. Alright, so this one was sent to me by a few of you. And it's funny because I saw it before any of you sent it to me. TikTok has some great, creepy stuff on it. I don't know. You don't use a TikTok. I'm still pretty new to it. Yeah. But as where I've destroyed my Instagram algorithm, my TikTok algorithm, I've built brick-by-brick, and it is exactly. Is that a challenge? My TikTok algorithm is really dialed in. Alright, that's a challenge to ruin your algorithm. Gotcha. It's a mix of political content, funny content, creepy like high-strangeness content, just original creators making some of the funniest videos I've seen out there. All right, goth chicks incoming. You got it. Oh, you already, you did that to my
Instagram. I ruined your Instagram. I told y'all it would need was a couple and it definitely did. I was letting it use goth chick butts. Alright. I mean, I hate mad about it. I'm just saying. No, it's just funny that you can literally ruin someone's algorithm, whether they want it to earn. TikTok is like my library where I go to learn. Instagram is like the dumpster behind the circle case. For me, right now, it's the. Hey, man, what is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this. My TikTok algorithm is things I'm interested in and just funny content. Yeah, yeah. My Instagram is like we discussed last hour. It was that trippy videos. Yeah, you got licked by a cream. You got licked by a cream. It's a lot because you look like this brother. There was the radio. They killed his brother. So this video was sent to me by a bunch of you and I'd seen it of a woman. Now, this is not the woman who filmed it. This is a. The big thing on TikTok is explainer videos. So it's like, gotcha. This woman did this. So she's explaining a video she saw.
Okay. In the video are footprints that come out of the woods and go up to some woman's door. She lives in the middle of nowhere. Okay. But the footprints. One is forward. One is backwards. Jump in Twitter YouTube if you want to see it. What? Sometimes when there's snow on the and here on the way on the like in the walk in on the sidewalk. And there's your feet print. Yeah. That you're already tall. I try to take like the craziest like I'll leap a little bit steps just so the next person is like, what the hell? Who is this super tall guy? Like a eight foot tall. Yeah. So I'm going to play the video and then in the comments is where people were suggesting what cryptid it was. And it was two cryptids. I had never heard of when they go research. Oh, you encounter the wedding go. So I researched two cryptids. Okay. All right. All right. Cool. Here's
the video. Jump in Twitter YouTube if you want to learn about this. Couple in South Dakota woke up after a snowfall to find human footprints leading to the door of their house. No person inside. On further investigation, the woman who lives at this house realized these footprints were pointing in opposite directions. Not two footprints of someone coming up to the house and then walking away and foot pointing towards her house. All the other footprint points away from her house. Not creeped out enough. These aren't shoe prints. These are bare feet. They're just bare feet. Bare human feet print. Even sites to follow these weird footprints and see where they go. If you're thinking maybe don't do that, it's too late. She done did it. You got to do it. So if you're just bottom, if you're just listening, Cody, did I describe it? Yeah. Yep. Yep. It's a bare feet in the snow, but they're facing opposite direction. But they're also not bare feet. Like they are, but the shape is weird. They're big and flat. But this lady, yeah, she don't walk on them. I love that sound. A lot of things going on as she's following these
tracks, recording the footprints as she goes. Sometimes they'll be like some deer tracks kind of intermingled along with these footprints. These footprints, again, one pointing one direction. The other foot pointing the opposite direction will be spaced out pretty far. So be really close together and there's no animal tracks anywhere around. Call me crazy. But about halfway through, I swear one of those feet starts to look like a paw print while the other one still looks like a bare footprint. So she's talking about the footprints in the snow, footprints footprints. And one of them like animals are obviously going to be walking around this area too. So like at one point, it looks like one footprint with like a paw print next to it. Like a shape shifting or something. No, what that is. For a little bit, it looks like it's just one foot in the snow. Again, I don't know what these things are. The surprise absolutely no one. These people live out in the woods. This creepily as it all begins, she's literally following this to the very last footprint.
And then they just kind of stop going into the woods. They just kind of end. Also very obvious. You got a flurry of like animal activity. You can see all these other little trails criss-crossing. None of those are footprints. This is the last footprint. At the very top of the screen, we're at the tree line. Yeah, go about like a 15 foot space between the last footprint followed by a flurry of like animal tracks and then the woods. Yeah, you go into the woods. Go. Yeah, you got to follow those into the woods. They just kind of vanish. Oh, I love that type stuff. You got to go into the woods. This is how Cody gets missing. You got to go in the woods. You got to go in the woods. That's where all the cool stuff is. So I'm like, all right, what the hell? What could this be? And I go in the comments of this TikTok video other than Mad Bear Pig. Mad Bear Pig, obviously. And there were two, the most common comments were like saying it's a blank. And it was, it was cryptids I didn't recognize. One was called the Duen.
And the other is called the Corey Piri, Corey Pira. Okay. You got to, you got to follow me on this because they're, they're the Corey Corey. Yeah, the Corey. They're both like this one's from the, what are you gonna say? No, see, even the people that are like, wow, that someone just walked out or or then they hopped her a little for a little bit. That's just as bad. One person with just hopping on one foot in the middle of nowhere. From out into the woods and then hopped back in. That's just as terrifying. Both of these cryptids that they're in the comments with. Yeah. Are not of like North Dakota origin, one from the Caribbean and one from Brazil. So it make no sense that these, I mean, it would make no sense. You can argue that any of these cryptids exist. But somebody go from that area to those places and they brought them back. Oh, you probably bring spirits with you. The first clip I'm gonna play for you. I will, I will explain it after he has a very fit Caribbean
accent. So it might be hard to understand, but he's explaining in Caribbean culture what the Duen is. Okay. And I'll let him try to explain it that I'll tell you. All right. Oh, okay. Never see a child again. Next thing you try to an entire Duen left the one that he pushed. Okay. They say once about ties in China, he doesn't believe it. So hold you ready or yet of this creepy. All right. So I'll tell you what he said because I know it's a thick accent. I didn't. I know. I know. That's why I'm here to explain. It's Caribbean. He's a Caribbean. I
had to go right to the source. My guy's Caribbean. No, that's the Duen. It's an unbaptized child. Oh, it that has a bastard. A bastard that has feet facing the wrong direction. And the Duen lives in the woods, intent trying to lure other non unbaptized children. So in Caribbean culture, they say you got a baptized child. But he's your baby. A child. And it won't be taken by the Duen. Okay. If you don't baptize your child, will be taken by the Duen. And then it will all then hunt out other Duen or other children. I don't know what I'm saying, but this is my guy says baptized your child. He gets like a like holy water and stuff. The other theory in the comments was another cryptid. You're just tuning in. Woman posts a video on TikTok of bare feet, not B-E-A-R.
Bare like human feet. Yeah. In the snow coming up to her door from the woods. But the feeder facing opposite one is facing forward, one is facing backwards. North or South Dakota, which one is it? I don't remember. Just one of the Dakota's. Okay. It's one of the Ducati. Gotcha. Gotcha. And people in the comments were saying it's a Duen. Okay. So I was like, well, what's the Duen? I don't know. That is my fellow, my homie in the Caribbean told me about it. Okay. In Brazil, there's a cryptid with the feet facing the wrong direction. Okay. Known as the courier, I'll let them explain it because these are words I cannot say. Okay. Okay, brother. The Guru Bira protects the woods, forests, and animals in Brazilian folklore. He is a short boy with red hair and his feet turned backwards. The first Guru Bira records were made by a father José de Ancheta and date back to the beginning of the 16th century, which is why he is the first figure in Brazilian folklore to be documented. The Guru Pira was perceived by the Indians and the first banderantes as a wicked
and dangerous creature. Being the protector of the forest did not mean he was friendly to the Indians who lived there. They were extremely afraid of him. He was blamed for abducting children who went missing in the forests. Now the children think! Many said it's a chase and captured the Guru Pira, but the flame-haired boy uses reverse feet to leave trails that misled his hunters. Many of them ended up getting lost in the woods and were never seen again. The Guru Pira loves alcohol and tobacco. Yeah! This is why many of those who must go into the forest to make a living, such as rubber tapers and hunters, leave offerings to the Guru Pira so that they can carry out their activities undisturbed by him. Now this is where this cryptid becomes funny to me. Because yes, he likes cigarettes and alcohol. He likes that smoke. SIGURATANOKA! I was so waste, this monster. He parties, all right? Yeah. So this is where this is going to be less creepy and more funny. Okay. How would you ever get away from this terrible flame-headed
backwards-footed creature? Listen. The Guru Pira has no patience for those who exploit the forest excessively, and when they attack nature, they are targeted by the Guru Pira. One well-known trick to evade the Guru Pira is to throw a ball of yarn at him. He's very curious, and while he plays with the ball of yarn, looking for the tip of the thread, it takes him a while to catch up. So he just gets a little silly little cat he plays with the cat. He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. Together with Asassi, the Guru Pira is one of the most famous beings in Brazilian folklore. Just like the Asassi, the Guru Pira also has a day in his honor, June the 17th. The Guru Pira is used in primary school to educate children about the importance of preserving our ecosystems. So it's two cryptids? Okay. I'm the one. I'm scared of the Jesus out of the kids to take care of the trees, take care of the woods. Yeah. So those are two cryptids I learned about thanks to that video. I do like the
in matters to Nicholas and Chat. Is this North or South Dakota? I think it does. What does it matter? Yes. It does. Oh, I mean, if it's South Dakota, then I take it seriously, but if it's North Dakota, I don't know. Look, I can walk like that. Right, look, come here. Let me see, you can do that. Oh my god, he can. Oh, I think it's Cody. I think I think Cody was on the Cucumbera. He's the Cucumbera. Cucumbera sets in the old Cucumbera. You can get the show on demand. Well, wherever you get your favorite podcasts, type in K rock the show and boom, then we are limited interruptions like one commercial in it right now. So you can come listen to us and boom and boom. I'll boil down. Let's get back to the topic that we wanted to talk about until I had to talk about the weird footprints in the snow. And that's not bird. Oh, okay, okay. Debating in chat. Bird. How do we get on that? Because what that? Oh, I saw the seagulls out there
and that's usually assigned that the weather is changing a little bit kind of. And you said, I hate seagulls. Seagulls are at least like bottom bird. Bottom bird seagulls. I feel bad for pigeons, even though they're dirty, dirty rats with wings. It's not their fault. It's our fault. Yeah, which you do have some sympathy for pigeons because they didn't know what they were doing. We just know we use them and then we're like, we're done with you. We've got a dang telephone. So I said, I put this out into chat. And that's what I'm saying is the whole other show happening in our Twitch and YouTube streams follow along. There's just I can't think of a better bird than the eagle. I know you like an eagle. I know you like an eagle. Obviously, God bless the USA. No one's more patriotic than me. I love an eagle. Yeah. They're stoic. They're way bigger than you think. They're bold like me. So I like that. You do. So you like the size. You're going for size. Well, and I like what it stands for. Okay. All right. I mean, I wish it was the turkey. I think Benjamin Franklin. He didn't want the turkeys. And I'm obviously, you know, yes, it's patriotic and that's great.
And all but also like an eagle means business to me. Like I see an eagle. That is true. That is true. I like an eagle's talents. Yeah. It's got a huge wingspan. They have large talents. They have large talents. It means business. They really do. You're swing business. You're right. You're right. The business bird. Because I like the fun like colored ones and stuff like that. Like a different colored birds and brightly colored ones. This one, the, the quetzel or whatever. See, if you're going to start Google and deep bird cuts, I don't know all these, I don't know what a quetzel is. What's what I'm saying? I would counter the quetzel. It's a teal colored bird with a purple throat to throw goat. I don't bird. Because I see what you're all saying. Peacocks. Peacocks. Yeah. They're impressive. Yep. They don't be an eagle to me. They don't be an eagle to me. I mean, I'm right. I mean, let's, what's that other one that terrifying bird with the big ass bill that looks like it's like a grumpy old man. You know, I'm talking about. We were seeing that. No, I don't even,
I don't know how you could code AI. I just figure that out. Because I like a pelican. It doesn't be does not cast away. Is it a cassowary? Maybe though. Oh, those are huge too, but probably, but let me see. All right. For a cassow. Let me see if it does. Big huge bird with a big flat bit. What's it called a bill? Beak be. Oh, beek. Yeah. Beek. Big bird with a big flat beek looks like a grumpy old man. This works. Oh my god. Yep. Absolutely. Oh, what is it? That. I cannot believe that your phone knew what that was. Yeah, grumpy old man. What is it called? Oh, is it a dinosaur? It might be a dinosaur. Does it not even exist? He dun- that doesn't work. Sh-shu-shu Bill. No, it's got to be a bird that exists in this time. It is it looks like it is a oh wait. No, that's a pre-stork. No that guys with one shoe bill shoe bill Stork looks like it shoe bill Stork shoe bill Stork and they're alive now. Yeah, there's a video with a guy I'll allow that that's a good one, but yes, that new grumpy old man
I know but there's a bunch of burns a lot of you are saying owls They're okay. I like it owl. They're okay. Doesn't beat an eagle though What are some of the wreck what are some of the top birds coming in? Let's see eagle harp eagle Yeah, everyone's everyone likes eagles hocks. What's a huh? Let me think about a hawk for a second I mean, I do they're cool because they're around here. I like those looms Whatever's outside of my parents camp that loomed it's like Docs I do like a good doc. I'm like a doc. I do like a good doc I do like those Those big woodpeckers, you know, there's the right other ones, but then there's also those giant ones. Oh my god Yeah, that's a little bit. Go ahead. Those things are cool That's a guy on my show right now the alone show I'm watching. He's a falconer Oh, obviously he's a falconer. Oh, yes, I mean, these are the people that go on alone or that's a
Falconers. That's a pretty good one a falconer Falcons are cool Ravens. Do you like Ravens? Mr. Tacos. Yes, obviously we love Ravens are smart, right? Yep. We like a Raven and a crow. Yes, we do. Yep. Oh Here. Yeah, yeah, no hummingbird on the tax line. Yeah, those are fine. They're suspicious, but they don't be an eagle to me But yeah, you're right. Eagle is tough to what is your top bird? I sway you to eagle. I mean, it is right up there It is right up there. I Mean it would have to depend on time a year. I guess sometimes But yeah, an eagle is a pretty good one. What's that bird looks alone? What's that bird? Is it a pelican that has that big Big-gullet-looking thing. Yeah, I like that. I like those two. I like that. I mean, I do like the like the pet birds Like the two the two cans and the um, you know, the African graze that people have and the little the peacocks are not peacock Um, I know what you're saying. You know, it's all those. Yeah, I like all those those are fun
Storks are all right Cindy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Storks are all right red tailhawk coming on the tax line top Texas Malefezans have spurs. That's pretty cool. I like that. Let me look up a malefezant really quick. Oh my god Are these pretty ones are cool? All right, malefezans are pretty badass Doesn't beat a hawk. I mean doesn't beat an eagle to me. It's got a lot of cool coloring Right Anyways, what's your top bird? Emu Emus are deadly. Emus will kill you. I do like emus I do like emus Yeah, what's your top? What's your top? What's your top? I'm sticking with eagle. Oh California condors those weird ass things are those bigger than eagles I'd maybe but eagles probably I don't I'd assume they would win an eagle right? What's the deadliest bird ask your phone That what is the deadliest bird? I Got it. I bet it's gonna surprise us don't let me tell me a chat. Nobody tell me a chat. What is the world's deadliest bird?
That's it What is it? It's gonna be so those are bad ass. What is it those cassowaries that someone said in there that weird ass thing? Yeah, why is it so deadly? They're just panels attack you large size dagger like claws They're aggressive It just looks smug you've encountered a cassow area It just looks like it's got a problem with everybody run up to 30 miles and Yeah, they're strong swimmers and they can jump up to seven feet. You're asked if one wants to kill you You're dead. You're dead forever. They're only a new guinea thing fully come back You're not gonna encounter one around here. Good. Don't you look at that cassowary. Yeah, don't you see a photo that next to a human for scale? Yes Yeah, yeah Cody's letting all you single ladies out there know that a date with him With a honey drizzle. I've got eight. Yep On a list pizza on a large one. It's a free hot honey drizzle pizza's not free
I buy by the pizza hot honey drizzle hot honey drizzle all right there or got a stack of a taco belgif A knighted endless taco bells endless across the town They're right now they say that you're never too old to stop learning and I've just learned something moments ago Has a 44 year old man Sup Cody just I didn't know this. Oh, I didn't know this really that wavy chips are different from ripple chips. Yeah Right, I just thought it was different words. No, I got to have the ripples sometimes wavy and ripple chips differ mainly In rich structure and thickness, don't we all? Empacking their dipping strength Wavy chips for example wavy lays Feature a wider deeper fewer Ungelating riches And are often considered better for scooping where ripple chips have narrower tighter and more frequent ridges Oh, my generally sturdier for thick dips. Oh, I just got all sorts of goose bumps
Well blood rust and what do you like better? I like the the rippled ones Oh Rippled chips man That's your go-to right now. Right now those I mean ruffles have ridges That's one of the best chips ever. Yeah, those are those are top-notch because that's like a nice mix, but right now for some reason I don't know they just I got them for Dippins for Superbowl And they just slapped and it set me off on a nice little Like that it was like a thicker ripple chip ruffle ruffle does it like the extra The extra no still exists. I can't find anywhere. There's the salt there was the salt vinegar There was the honey mustard and there was regular all three were like the best chips of all time How many chips you got in the house right now? Not a lot and good amount here there But I put them in my little like pantry like I got Because they go away sometimes like that golden Golden something Dorito one. Oh, yes, I know you're talking about I got that one without like the dye or whatever
No, no, like the naked one. No, it's like a flavor. It's like oh, it's not Sriracha, but it's like a golden Sriracha kind of Slumbers, cuz I don't like Sriracha that much so I don't know not that one But it's close. There's like a hot honey mustard one I have I got a backup thing a Of Dunky chips you know in case for parties, you know What the hell don't you chips? What I can't think of like what they are. Don't keep you know me like She's Yeah, but of that I just uh That just brought me back some all dressed ones from Canada Well, here's what I've been in too lately. All right, mm-hmm first of all I You got to put more respect on Fritos name a Fritos scoop. Yeah, I almost just bought some Fritos just yesterday, but they're a little pricey are they but scoop Fritos scoops We haven't had them in the house in a while. Those are so good You got to wait for like a two for sale and then you get freedom somehow wife got a bag of them
The grocery order I saw the Fritos scoops. There's just nothing that holds a dip better nothing You could put 40 pounds of dip onto a freedom would not snap. Yeah 40 pounds use Fritos scoops to lift my Volkswagen. I've seen it. Yep, it can hold it. Yep Also dude, I don't know if it's the winner time But a pretzel with some French onion dip dude or some horse radish. I've been slapping the pretzel rods left Oh, yeah dollar dollar tree still buck 25 hell yeah nice bag of pretzel rods man, and I'll go ham on those Yep, that's a good because I don't do those dips, but I do the little fake ass cheese Yeah, that was no the little like metal copage. Oh, yeah, you like you can get Like a buck you like the worst thing, but just that, but the I don't have it right now But yes, I would I have done sort of the the spray cheese like a hot dog on it. You just go go
Yeah, right down the pretzel log You look at you You're good to go Yeah, pretzel pretzels. I think it my annual blood work done Where they're gonna check my cholesterol and I'm nervous that I've just gone way too hard this winner with dips and Different process foods who knows what that number is gonna come back. No, that's the last time I did it was I actually got lucky my Only thing I needed to do was that I needed a little more sodium. Oh nice That's nice. Well, that was during my my phase when I went overboard because I couldn't figure out for the life of me how to not Over-salt my food So I remember that it was like a year ago where I panellized myself and I no more salt. Oh, yeah I just got myself just I can pee in the dough and use proper amount probably better for you when you know you're in your forties You got to limit your salt and yeah, you had to be careful G. Listen chat says did you ever try the lays baking grilled cheese? Yep, it was pretty good. Those are good. Okay. I'm listening. I love What I want for lunch today is I want a tuna fish with chips
I don't eat tuna fish. I like a tuna fish sandwich I'm gonna stop at the grocery store and get some tuna fish and some chips. I want to see honestly dude I don't know what's going on in the chip aisle anymore It's I never go down the chip aisle. It's a lot. We try to do the fun new ones It's like a follow-all family thing where anytime we see new chips. We got them on the Debian mom because that's a you guys like your chips and they can have some new chips No, my wife does the grocery order I'm just a little spoiled baby boy and there's then the chips show up in the house Day right, but no, we were just we've been talking about those freedoms and I want the I wanted the flavor twists Oh, I forgot about them. They might be the best if you call it a chip that the ritz the honey barbeque Free-dose flavor twists. I know we already did. They were almost four hours for all your top chip It top chip I can tie mine right now. It's too hard. It's it's Like saying what's my favorite ice cream? It depends depends on the day depends on what I what I like at the time Sometimes it's salt and vinegar. Sometimes it's a cool ranch Dorito Yeah, sometimes it's a like a honey mustard pretzel if you want to call that a chip
But he can't cuz I don't say it's a pretzel. I know it's I can't don't do that to me Why would you got cheddar and bacon potato skins all day everyday? Oh really? That's my best. I'm a TGF TGF Friday Yeah, but he used to be the potato the tail skins brand. Yeah, whatever those are Yeah, top top. Oh, the you talking the lays ones that are discontinued in the no We talk about the 90 snacks that we want forever to come out you were right by this the TGF Friday's It's the little mini bag you can get them a gas stations Maybe you can get them at those grocery store. I don't know man Taxline their top chip ruffles cheddar and sour cream. That's a chip those are so good. That's a good. Yeah, that's hard That's a hard one to depict On the because again when they're out there So that double crunch Ruffles was probably the best chip of all time. Yeah, that was it the salt and vinegar one. Yeah Those are so good. You got to pick three. Give me three. Oh, man. Give me three Can I use that that ruffles ruffles? Yeah, that ruffles salt and vinegar one. Okay. I'm gonna say a cool ranch Dorito
That's a shocker in your top three that's shocking. All right, go ahead and then Oh, man That's just hard to to pick a are we are we counting pretzels or no go ahead? I've got a pretzel if we're counting pretzels That those smashed up honey mustard sons of bitches Oh If we're counting pretzels, that might be number one. Okay, nice, but they're expo My number one is gonna be the cheddar and bacon tater skins number two's just a standard Dorito It never fails. Not your Dorito never fails me. Okay And then a number three is gonna be just a ruffles Ruffles have ridges. I guess I don't know if it's waiting your ridges anymore That double that double crunch bro. Yeah, that's what I want. You're right salt and vinegar the double crunch That was just so good. Yeah, the oats, oats, oats, oats, rips, rips, rips, rips are really good I just forgot I just said I love those and I didn't put them in my top three love chips man. So my big fan What are your top chips three one five three six four one hundred nine
It was a wild 48 hours of Jim Carey conspiracies, I guess they're still going Yeah, I mean his rep has So let's August. Let's go back to the beginning man. I think it's supposed to be over now Saturday Jim Carey appears at this Saesar Awards or Caesar Awards whatever they were yeah To accept the lifetime achievement award some crap. So then people see him You probably haven't seen him in a while. You look weird. You look a little different. He probably had some filler Yeah, maybe some an eyelid stuff done. It looks like a lot of what's this filler cheek filler Yeah, cheek filler, but he naturally had bigger cheeks already. He had like a two to two your guy But no that it did look It just like you could see the separation Yeah So then people are like that's not Jim Carey naturally people are like that's You know a lizard person or whatever the internet usually goes to I didn't think it was him I thought it was him, but it was like yeah, he they got me or after some facial stuff. Yeah Jim Carey
Yeah, so then yesterday after like we're on the air some makeup artists is trying to claim that he was Jim Carey That's what I saw and was just like oh yeah, that makes sense That's they were doing a funny thing, but it would have been the best makeup you've ever seen it because they had close-up footage of him Yeah, I was very interesting Rumor started Drag artist Alexis Stone posted Instagram images suggesting he impersonated Carey using prosthetics Yeah, then the Caesar awards came out yesterday to say no It was really Jim Carey, but because Jim Carey wasn't like making a comment. It was all day yesterday It was just well, maybe it wasn't you care who what like okay. Yes, so then Jim Carey's just I guess a state had to come out and say no. This was Jim Carey was him Quote he worked on his speech in French for months because that was a big deal
He I guess he gave a speech in French. Oh, okay. We we They might have speech in France a okay 64 year old actor attended with his partner daughter grandson and 12 family members during Thursday speech He traced his ancestry to France mentioning Mark François Carey As we do who then emigrated to Canada 300 years ago where he is from So it ain't a mask it ain't a lizard person the worst sequel ever mask to right Right All right, okay, that's settled. I mean it was the one of the weirder It was a weird 48 hours. Yeah, but I think we're gonna see a lot more celebrities like that They are gonna look the little different when they come out Yeah, yeah, cuz again, they they they just they want a little cheek filler Like what a little cheek filler. Yeah, and you got a figure We're kind of like in this perfect storm right now of like the semi-glutide so people are losing weight Plus like skin care is crushing it right now. Yeah, so like
People skin is gonna look tighter than it's ever looked before. Yeah, plus anything surgically that's done I just don't expect your celebrities to age gracefully anymore And they don't have to if they want to keep doing stuff to their face is their face do whatever you want to do I don't care. Yeah, look like a cat cares. I am not a cat. I'm not a cat. I'm a real person So I'm not a cat. I think we're just so hung up on what celebrities look like. It's like get guys Yeah, you don't know Jim Carey. He's not in your life. I do though. Doesn't matter if that's what he looks like now That's what he looks like now. Okay, okay now Same with all the Kelly Osborne comments like what it was how much more do you got a comment and Kelly Osborne looks a little bit more Since she was like a kid. We've been commenting on what Kelly Osborne looks like that might have done some damage to the poor woman Not everybody can look at beautiful coke. I mean not anybody who's all those hot honey drizzles. I got Elephants are cute and terrifying at the same time. Yeah more than this is K-Rock. They're quite like that
We have elephants here. We're watching the San Diego zoos new elephant valley on the today show We got elephants right in our backyard literally in your backyard. You've got the elephants. You can drive right by I love the zoo. I do too. I do too. The zoo is so good Is this weekend spring ahead? Are we springing ahead this weekend? Yep, cuz British Columbia. Yep Said they're done. Yep. This is it. They're done They've been waiting on California to wait. I do it all the time. California Oregon. I do this every time We don't know which one you like now. We do this every time cuz I remember one you like cuz I get used to it Yeah, it happens, but I still I know you like right now to be 815 or 915 It's it's not about now. It's weird. Yeah, it's whatever I don't need it to be light out in the summer at 10 sure. I agree with that at night So we like right now. Yeah, is that it done? I think it's dark in the summer like In like eight o'clock. That's fine. I mean then you have a little campfire. Well, that's nighttime
Yeah, the clock is nighttime seven o'clock is nighttime We always bitch about when they're like guys come to the fireworks at 10 30 tonight 30. Well, no, that's yes, that's the exact example That goes through my head is the Syracuse fireworks where they like fireworks right after dusk And all of a sudden you're looking and it's 10 10 you're like guys and you're like yeah, okay But when you look off to the horizon you can still see like half the sun sticking up. You're like It's 10 10. Yeah, John and Chats says, but do you want a 4 a.m. Sunrise in the summer? I do selfishly I do I'm up before I am in the summer that I wouldn't mind that But I know that a lot of people probably would not but one that's one. It's nice. Mm-hmm Then yeah, it can be sunny at 4 a.m. I don't mind that the premiere of British Columbia I don't even know that like I guess this is stupid to say I guess I didn't know Canada did this What moved the clocks? I thought that was like an American stupid thing. I don't know that Canada did it Oh, I'm sure a bunch of random places probably hop on that
British Columbia. It's a where Vancouver is you've ever been to Vancouver beautiful city They will not be falling back in the fall if they're gonna spring ahead on March 8th and then They're done permanent daylight saving time and we go then the premiere of British Columbia announced the move yesterday He said it's been a long time coming and that changing the clocks twice a year causes all types of problems Unnecessary including car crashes. Yeah, people freak out. Well, all right. Well, that's a little much Well, I think it's because people like sleep through their alarm or their clock is off They got to get to work or whatever. I don't know. Yes. Well, that's if you get into a car accident Because of the time changes. Yeah, you got a job. You got to feel like that relax. You're going a little hot Relax. Yeah, that's why my step-father's already got the clocks change. I'm sure Bob has changed the other and I can't even because it makes me rationally angry. They're already a joke to side. He'll set them What does we do a Saturday and a Sunday? Yeah Friday, he'll do that's what I mean. It makes me
Erasionaly There is zero benefit. There's all there's all all the benefit. There's zero There's all about all to not just doing it Saturday night. Yeah, do you know about or even just Sunday? I'm gonna quirks that man has uh, he noted that they've been waiting For the American states on the West Coast, California, Oregon, and Washington to join them. Yeah, it's good They just have to wait for Congress to sign off. I don't think our Congress does anything anymore. So good luck. No I don't need up. I don't need all of that. He said he hopes the move by push those states to do it now Just yeah, what is well, what would it be? Is it we do it? We don't want them to do this because then we're gonna have 10 p.m. Sunset But I'm saying what are they pushing for to just delete they're gonna spring forward one more time then that's it They're done. All right, you know what I don't know if I like that just for continuation Fine, I don't care Just I'm it's so this is so pointless other than it screws up a little bit of your your Sunday mornings or whatever
Or you're not your sleep schedule. That's the only thing it does is that it It somehow masses with your sleep schedule a little there's no other benefit to doing this The benefit I guess would be wintertime Then it'd be you wouldn't have it because then it wouldn't be getting dark at 4 30 Yes, which would help a little I would I would gather but then whatever then just Don't do the other one then I don't care. I just want it to just stay stay so then we get used to it Yeah, it's pointless now other than it just is so well you we've been doing it. We might as well keep doing it. Why? I would almost argue let's do the other way around You do you want us to Just bring ahead in the fall so that we get like long and then fall back in the spring. Yeah I mean that would be a fun little change crazy with it guys. I mean they say they god damn Hershey's bar We can change it we can all right your sugar your dollar or daylight servings for a nickel. Mm-hmm It's okay now grandpa because we did this for like the farm kids, right? No, I thought that's what I thought and then didn't it come out that it was a
It was something else Right wasn't that I thought that I thought it was for the farmers. I thought it was a farm thing then didn't somebody say it was for something else Mm-hmm because that's what I thought it was for too, but because then farmers are all set we're good farmers like yeah My John Deere does it for me. Yeah, I got AI you stupid son of a bitch. I'm sleeping when you're doing the farmers are using AI and all that Yeah, they're all smart now But I don't I don't argue both sides of this every year We do this and I could argue both sides. I do it myself where I want it one way and then it happens and I'm like I don't hate this because I agree with you about the summertime sunsets But I also think well, what about the winter time sunsets because that would be nice that would be nice But but then in the summer Then in the summer is the sunset and it five that I don't want No, if this sets it like 10 now Like eight like eight I think it'd be yeah, cuz in the summer if it's dark I think we have to push it like 4 4 30
I don't want that to flip So the summer's being dark at five o'clock either No, I'm saying okay, so let's I think we got to push for we got to flip the script I mean eat but then think about our mornings think about it's going to be dark to like 9 a.m. Yep Huh We're all driving to work in the dark right. Oh, I mean it's you were used to driving working the yeah dark Maybe he's got to cancel the sun. We've had enough sun. Let's get rid of it cancel the sun's a little bit more materially. We'll talk same Patrick's day But first let's go to the Marriott with our friends Lindsay and I said hi guys Welcome back into the studio. So we've got first off a wedding And I get married code he's getting What's going on over the Marriott with the wedding show? Yes, so this Sunday we're hosting a free event to the public So it's a wedding open house and vendors showcase So we have about a dozen vendors lined up that you'll have the chance to meet interact with So everyone from DJs florist photographer videographer
And our three local decor vendors as well So you'll have a chance to meet them and then what we're doing in the Persian terrorist is just kind of doing a setup So you can kind of see exactly what your wedding reception can look like with us all beautiful This Sunday 11 a.m. Ray and our Persian terrorists again free event to the public But it's going to be a lot of fun and a lot of really cool stuff today Is it like I guess excuse my ignorance is it too late to book your wedding this year at the Marriott? No, it's not we're still have a few dates left for 2026 So if anyone's interested get me a call So it's just to come out this Sunday get a vibe of all the things you can experience at the Marriott If you want to post your wedding in there you guys are kind of going a little viral I don't know if you even know that but like on tiktok I Random people I'll follow Stit like I guess celebrities, but like influencers when they come to tally the crunch had a live painter come to town And she stayed with you guys and then I saw another maybe a comedian state the Marriott Regardless I keep getting videos of people discovering the inside of the Marriott How cool it is right because it's a story or two in the summer. Yeah, it's she didn't call me
I dare she So wedding show coming up this Sunday. What's yeah, I keep calling it wedding. What are you calling it? It's a wedding open house okay wedding open house and vendor showcase And I saw the date in my copy points and it said March 8th and she said this Sunday And I almost passed out that this Sunday is March 8th because it's I know we're into March already Yep, but that also means same Patrick's day. Yes, and there ain't no better spot for the same Patrick's day parade That's the truth in the Marriott. What are we got going on? So Saturday the 14th is parade day so big celebration at the hotel doors open at 11 a.m But if you want to get it going earlier Sean O'Sees will be open on the ground level at 9 a.m God bless a lot of people start at 9. Yes, they do So doors open upstairs 11 a.m It's $15 wristband admission and you get to see three different bands play two Irish bands And the arcade so some eighties for you And then there's a hot food buffet one beer comes with the ticket
There's Irish step dancers bagpipers. I mean it is the place to be Can we park in your garage? You can wow Absolutely, so you park right in the garage All this going on at the Marriott Depending we never know what the weather is going to be on parade day. It could be 70 it could be 20 So you got a place to go to if you want to get yours perfect So this Sunday the wedding vendor open house and vendor open house and vendor Expo that's right free one of the times again 11 a.m. It starts at 11 a.m. To two 11 to two you stop down to the Marriott I get some wedding ideas and then the weekend after that you're gonna come down for parade day That's right doors open 11 a.m. Food goes out 1145 parade day. It's coming up coco It's coming up pretty this is from the Marriott. Oh, he's good to see you guys Thank you a couple of things man Huh from Monday night Raw last night. Yeah, let's play that because I have I'm a fan man You I I was expecting Dan housing to wrestle. He didn't wrestle maybe not for a minute. I wouldn't be surprised
I mean, I wanted to pop up a Monday night Raw after that after coming out of the box. Yes, and I hadn't heard his voice yet So he does so okay, he's he's talking to who's this guy? Yes of the Of the judgment day. No, not judgment day. Who's like the manager that he's like in the Adam Pierce? Is that who this is the ball guy? Yeah, Adam Pierce So Adam Pierce is on the phone. He wants to introduce Dan housing to judgment day Dan housing It's really a funny character. It's great. He's got a jar of teeth. Yep He's got a list of demands that fell in the toilet. So it's a little wet Here was Dan housing last night on raw. Oh, and I expected him to be here by now No, maybe he's gonna be your problem All right, man. I'll call you when I know. Thanks Nick. Bye So, oh Dan house
Well anyways, as you saw Dan housing debuted to a thunder supplies and cheers So I've got a list of demands for you demands. Yes, demand housings. I need a blimp On a fame induction this year as my personal assistant my personal camera boy trip like pointing photo Those famous ones and you guys okay, and face on all of the trucks. You can have that. So you do not forget it Why is it soggy? I fell on a toilet What are we doing judgment day? Have you met that guys? No, no, listen listen, listen, you met Dan house. I got a man. I understand you haven't matched But this is important. It's Dan housing. Yes, listen to that and I need a drink. Thank you Hello, Finn. Hello, Dom. Hello He knows him. I already hate this guy. No, he's not there. Hey, anyway. Oh, this is nice. Yeah, this is Clothes you're ever going to get to one of these But it's not so nice to meet you. So why don't you beat it for some bad happens. Oh bad happens to me Guess what? You are cursed
Oh Look at the load of this guy He thinks he's a poop. He's gone Dan housing love and my favorite gimmick of the last several years at least it's hilarious and spoiler He's already you He already cursed him correctly has done lost. So did he really it's working because what before was it didn't matter He cursed you and nothing happened But it's going to be it's going to be hilarious if he curses you and something actually Happens. It's really a funny gimmick. I can't I can't see him wrestle and I guess rice and I gonna do this And it's neat that he's a combo. He says of Conan O'Brien and Mark Hamilton. Yeah, it is And it's exactly what it is. Okay. All right. Also. I saw that um I guess I don't keep track of rear Ripley. I know she's a phenomenal like one of the greats. Yep This is gonna be her seventh WrestleMania. Yeah. Yeah. She's competed for six different belts Yeah, very weird and they're doing this thing right now where apart me
I guess it's Everything's a work. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Everything is a work. So right but right now It's a weird thing where it's going around that that Jade Cargill found out That like rea politicked backstage to get That spa and she was jade thinks it should be somebody else maybe so then rea like went on Instagram and was like This is we're not friends. This is not real but it's a work and you don't do what she did or you know, okay Whatever was like rea is actually angry about it and it's like With wrestling everything you assume everything is a work until you learn otherwise instead of the other But it's an interesting way to make people interested because I sure is how lamb to see what they do with this because they are gonna They're gonna beat the crap out of each other. They are too. Yeah, they're really good big strong women Big strong meaty women are gonna slap meaty meats and that's a laneian. I didn't know this but I don't I don't know if it has cursing
So I'm not gonna play it. You never know on if it's raw stuff They can save them. Hold out. Stickers. Stickers right here. I'm in Roman. Yeah a lot CM Punk I didn't know this part of the story CM Punk Says in the the confrontation. I'm gonna bury you next to your father. Yeah, who is Roman's father? Um, it was one of the old head shrinkers Okay, and he so I mean and he did die just like two years ago So if what's interesting about that whole storyline and when they were talking about when he talks about how he brought him up How we bought him in there at the start of that Yeah, he said you I was you knew you're right. You weren't my choice CM Punk is the one that came up with the shield okay weirdly. Yeah that very successful group of Rowlands Yeah, and Moxley and Roman however CM Punk wanted his friend Chris hero in the group. Okay, cashiest Oh no as he was known a WWE he wanted him in the group WWE Went with Roman. So they have a built-in thing from
15 years ago, but like behind the scenes because I know punk feuds a lot of these guys in real life Yes to him and Roman have a thing well the scenes are I mean they a lot of them do just because of the way punk left And then he's an AW talking trash about WWE and then he shows up So I mean there is a little bit and with that right there I'm sure there was something that we don't know that was said when you know between Punk and whoever that he said I don't want Roman right this guy So it's it's all cool like real life Yeah, this is what like we don't I mean we obviously talk about wrestling all year long But this stretch between elimination chamber and WrestleMania is usually like the biggest it's the best stretch Usually the best no, that's fun that they have everything's getting set up for WrestleMania Yeah, it's another they have a few real life built-in angles with punk and they're using them up real quick Because when he left Seth Rollins they asked him about him and he literally said F fill he's a cancer Yeah, go away don't ever come back in like for real when he when he probably thought he was really never gonna come back
Yeah, you never know. It's fun when these guys really have these things. It's old school like Bret Sean stuff Where they really don't like each other like radio you never know who you're gonna work with again It's gonna burn that bridge. I guess I'm gonna see them down the road cool. It's neat. I like like the The stuff they're doing it's a fun time for for raffle very cool. Why did everybody want Jericho instead of Danhausen? One more you're coming into a conversation one month from now. That's when that band please um It's because well again, remember I was saying that when Danhausen debuted people have been dealing with A year of the greatest wrestler of all time John Cena sure his retirement thing and is the battle the second greatest heel turn of all time The rock in the elimination chamber AJ styles on all right, so when Danhausen showed up there like especially when Cherico is out there waiting Everyone assumes he will be making a WWE return. He'll get that he's the next to get his Sendoff to all right. I didn't know so that one, you know, he was in the box. Yeah, not Danhausen
But I saw funny thing and I thought it'd been hysterical that if Danhausen did his debut and then they were backstage And Danhausen was there doing it like they did on raw and Jericho just walked by and stop cool debut and just keeps walking That would be has he popped up and anything lately with WWE like no that's why it's a big deal and he is known for Uh Cryptic sure returns and they he's done it and he's done All right, yes, enough to have a sendoff. Yes. Yes. He he's just it's one of those Donkey says, please don't bring it back for anything, but a GM or announcer No, he wants to send him. He's going to do a couple matches because when he wants to and he gets yeah Saying that as a fat 40 year old. Yeah as the watch Jericho. He's okay. It's just As someone that is he was like my second or third favorite wrestler ever I don't want to watch him go down the Ric Flair room. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're ruining it because it's getting close in some instances Other Bushwacker you showed me the other day
Poor but you ever that's like I think Luke and it just obviously he's not at that point, but it's the saddest we don't you don't want to see guys like that Especially Jericho who's known for being you know More of like you can do luchador stuff and smaller or whatever. So like you know that Frankie Valley clip That went viral of him just going. Yeah, that's what like Bushwacker Luke is doing right now He's barely lifting his arms Yeah, like creepy quote-unquote through a guy over the top rope. Yeah, that was rough. So I I would think that they plan a little bit better for the US half marathon championship Again, another thing nobody called before nobody called you on that one um you I doubt you watch a lot of distance running Cody now But probably at least everything when they do the summer one reason I know about any of this that I'm gonna talk about It's because my niece Megan is a runner at Nazareth and she does cross country So we've gone to cross country matches and they have something that's called the lead vehicle
Meaning you're running through the woods you probably don't know where you're gonna go No, you're just so somebody drives either like a four wheeler or an ATV and you like just follow that all right So they had a lead vehicle that's pretty cool half marathon championship. Okay The lead vehicle took a wrong turn Oh And this guy lost the championship because he followed the vehicle You got to give him the money right that whatever it was gonna be not in the right place, but at this Not know like they didn't practice the course here. I let this is who is it. This is the woman who won Molly born Beat uh, oh, there's a female hold on. I'm sorry. Yeah, Jasmine clean Was likely to win and win 20,000 dollars I can't imagine there's a lot of cash money going out for half marathon championship. So this probably a big deal I don't really feel like the US champion just because of the whole situation that went down at the end
So yeah, those girls were like pretty far ahead of me. So I was pretty sure I was coming in for it But I saw Carrie make the wrong turn and they like corrected her like fairly quickly compared to the lead pack Um, and then the directors were like go straight. So I guess I was the only one who went straight at that turn But yeah, I guess I was just very very lucky, but it doesn't feel like a one No good for you, but yeah, we owe the person who follows the vehicle something too You can go back to any point in that. Yeah, what a rock concert are they at? I don't really feel like the US champion just because of the whole Chris Jericho and quarantine That's what I figured That yeah, I mean you don't want to um Uh, what's the word have to be like oh, sorry. We got to admit fault and give money. You know, but you're gonna have no sponsors and be like yeah This is the winner's money and the real winner wins my yeah, she can get the 20 grand. Yeah, somehow
We got to come up with another 20 grand bone of the clown with a scoop on the text line says WWE recently put in for the rights of Fuzzy's Judas. Ah, so they think it's coming soon. All right. There you go Like it would that be a mania thing? I mean at this point. Yeah, I don't know what you're I don't know how He's made every return Possible mm-hmm. So I don't know what they do. I you know that What I'm gonna nag right and a Brock Lesnar has a open challenge for mania. That's not that'd be the stupidest thing ever That'd be terrible Oh No, it's too early for that. Oh, I was listening to 90s at nine weird L Roger B the gaming stream and Ryan Phelps where you're gonna be in Rick Flanon cars. Oh It's all of that in a second here. I just didn't hit my thingy there. I was looking at top tuna and Syracuse, but it's given Let's give me a lot a lot of different results. No, I should have looked up best tuna fish So I'm just going to can a tuna fish and make it. Oh, I was just curious myself. Oh my god
I would guess the Brooklyn pickles got a good to Sam. They're on there The preserve it 405 over there is I think that he's probably got a good tuna Um, let's see like tuna though, right? You don't like fish. You know, I don't like fish But I like tuna weirdly sometimes when I can make it how I like to I don't dislike Tuna fish, but then I'm all set for forever's with like you know, I mean, it's weird and and it's been a long long time Let's see. All right not sponsored Okay, Thanos import market. Okay Water Street bagel that makes sense Salt city cafe and catering this is yelp. This is yelp. Mm-hmm over the queues Over the queues. I bet it's got a good tuna. Yep. Wake up That is cute cousins main lobsters and at that food truck that you've had There's something all the meat that lobster truck I don't know who that is though, and then I got to get a Brooklyn pickles under complex I got to get over that lucky seven that's over here the place. Don't not be named and Dr. Joe It'll everything about their menus and the pictures they show look amazing two spots that are real active on social media
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