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Hey, y'all. We are back with another dense update. This update is sponsored by Biomax
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peptides. Here we go. Quarter final workouts have been announced. And although the competition
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hasn't yet started, doesn't officially start until 3 p.m. Eastern time today. There
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is already some mixed emotions about some of the changes this year. You don't have to
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enter a password before you can do the workout. But if you want to qualify for the semi-finals,
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you still have to prove you didn't do the workout prior to 3 p.m. today, which is a little
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bit confusing. The only way you're going to be able to do that is through video, but you
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don't have to upload a video with your score to the website. So I guess there's an unofficial
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thing that kind of quarter final starts today. Like, I don't really understand what
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you've been 1,000% do the workout today and post your score. And no one will ever know.
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You only have to provide a video if you're going to earn any prize money. Although Ben Smith
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posted this to his Instagram, reminding everybody that if you do want to qualify for semi-finals,
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you should be videoing your workouts just in case they ask for a video. Shut up and
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scribble as well as get with the programming, broke down the quarter final workouts.
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What do you think about that? What do you think about that loading? Like for the population
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and for the best? I think 115. I think for the best, it's basically 95 pounds. And I
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think for the population is probably a good weight. 40 overhead squats at speed. Right.
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The second set of 20 after the fast burpees will hurt. Yeah, to look at what the open was
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and then look at the quarter finals and thinking that it's stacking that now out of seven
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events, did we really test? And I think, like, I don't know how to look at the quarters
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right now. Do I look at it as seven events? Or do I look at it as four events that are
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being tested? Because it's really difficult, especially when some of the events are
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very similar to what we did in the open. Like, it makes it really hard to me for me.
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Scott Switzer and Corey Leonard were on the lunch show on Clyde's Dome Media and they
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were talking about the workouts as well. Some mixed emotions there. Corey Leonard pretty
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opinionated about it. And Scott, given him a little bit of pushback, Corey saying, you
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know, this is the open part two. Yo, dog, we heard you like the open. So we gave you
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another open after your open is basically what my thoughts are. These four tests would
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have made fantastic open tests. There's no skill aside from the bar muscle up. I don't
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give a shit with anybody says a handstand push up is not a skill. And Corey's argument
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is there's no high skill and there's no real heavy load in the quarter finals workout.
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I do not think these are good tests to get people to semi finals with the fact that nobody
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has to submit a video. But to Scott Switzer's point, these are still going to get the fittest
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people to the semi finals. We are so hyper critical of everything that is put out instead
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of saying, this is the challenge in front of me. And this is what I have to do to move
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on. There's always going to be people in the space that say, oh, the quarters is just
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a money grab and entirely pointless all together, which I get that argument. It can be made
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because from 2011 to 2018, open five weeks, regionals, games, nobody ever really contested
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that we weren't getting the fittest people to the CrossFit games. That format worked
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for many, many, many years. And the open continued to grow for many, many, many years.
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I personally like that format better. I liked that the regions were locked. I liked that
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everybody had to do the same workouts across all of the regions, regardless if some of
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the regions got to see other people do it first. The only thing I maybe would have done
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differently back in the day is after regionals was complete, that they used the worldwide
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layer board to advance people to the CrossFit games. Now, some games athletes are choosing
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to live stream their quarterfinal workouts. I know the boys interrupted mentioned that
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they are going to be live streaming. For those of you guys that are wondering, we are
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going to be live streaming all the events on boys interrupted on this channel. So if
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you guys don't want to miss those, subscribe, hit that little notification button.
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And then on the CrossFit Games podcast, Colton Mertens, Lucy Campbell, we're on with Dave
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Castro and Chase Ingram. And Colton Mertens mentioned that he is working on a live stream.
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He is going to be at proven.
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Hey, well, you're pulling him up. I got a question for Colton. Is it true you're doing
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them? Are you going to do them stream them all? Do them live too? We're working on it.
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And Lucy, would you like to do that on our CrossFit channel? Would you like to stream them live
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and we'll host it? Or where are you? Are you doing it out of camp?
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I'm doing it with my coach and Manchester.
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I have to ask permission not entirely sure on the details with that. But Alex Kazan,
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Alexis Raptis and Fisagoffee announced their first podcast episode will air tonight live
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on the girls unfiltered YouTube channel.
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It actually went live the other night. And it was Alexis Raptis, Fisagoffee and Grant
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This person says, I think I will go too bad. See you on Thursday. And this is getting
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deleted too. Nobody is going to know about this except for the people who end up here
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for the two minutes that we're going to stay here.
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They're basically just testing the mic, testing features. That has since been deleted.
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You can't go back and watch it on their YouTube. But I did also see they have another stream
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up and they are going to be live streaming the quarterfinal workouts. If fee and Alexis
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will be doing the workouts and Alex Kazan will be on commentary. I also noticed in the
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description of that live stream that they are going to have some special guest commentators.
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So that should be exciting. If you have not already subscribed to their YouTube channel,
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you should go ahead and do that.
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On this week's most recent, we can review with Dave Castro. He talked about games tickets
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which have officially gone on sale. He also mentioned that the athletes are going to be
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getting codes as well. So if you have a favorite athlete go look at their Instagram, they're
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going to be promoting those. And for every ticket sold, they will get a portion of the
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I'm pretty sure they did this last year.
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He also mentioned they have their first graduate of the new remote online L4 program.
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We've had our first person finish all the components of it. Submit his video and get his
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result back. And that was a long time CrossFit trainer and coach Dusty Highland.
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Dave got into some viewer comments and there was one in there about AI and using AI for judging
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I think if there was the ability for AI to look at videos and no rep and give reps and
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100% be accurate, yeah, that'd be a great way. That'd be a great expression of it for
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the future. Basically, everyone would have to submit a video.
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If you have not checked that out, that is about 19 minutes long that is on Dave Castro's
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YouTube channel. And speaking of AI, if you haven't been living under a rock and you've
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been on Instagram lately, the most professional news source in the space, the Barbell Spin,
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used the news platform to throw a bit of a temper tantrum. I guess he didn't like that
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Sevan Matosian called another news source, the most fastest reliable news source. He even
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called it AI Slop. And then he came after me saying, it's no wonder dense updates, acts
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like she isn't behind CF Network News. I wouldn't want to be either, which is interesting
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because he hasn't reached out to me to ask me who's behind CF Network News.com. He hasn't
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sent anyone that works on his team to ask me if I'm behind CF Network News.com. I mean,
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come on, Spin, if you're going to take shots, you better aim for my head because you better
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believe I'm always wearing a bulletproof vest. It's interesting though, you're calling
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AI Slop, but if you look at the Barbell Spin's website over the years, it's pretty much not evolved
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since what the 1980s when he first made it. Come on, bro, get with the times. Not to mention
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the grammatical errors and word redundancy and things like that. I mean, even in one of his
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most recent articles and finished a sentence, the second stage of the 2026 CrossFit Games season
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is upon. Do you have any grapefruit on? It is upon what? Upon who? I mean, if you're going to go
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after AI Slop, you better make sure you are not human Slop. CrossFit Games athlete Toby Bucklin
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posted this to his story on Instagram. The phrase, everyone seems to be coming back to is cheating
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and they should be held in the same regard with the same punishment. Here's my thing with this.
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If you're going to put out here, what if I was to say, I actually know, just say who it is.
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He goes on to say, some athletes had training cycles for such workouts more than three weeks prior
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to the Games, whereas other athletes, myself included, were notified of the workout the night
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before they took place. Should these athletes and training camps be held in the same regard as
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doping video editing score manipulation or more? And hence, should they, too, receive a four-year ban?
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He tags Taylor, self-the-bar most spend and hiller fit. You're going to have people are going to
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read it to this and say, okay, well, it's not that surprising because CrossFit workouts do get leaked.
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Some people are just going to say, well, Toby's Maddie took 27th at the CrossFit Games.
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But if you actually know of a camp and people who have the workouts and you can prove it,
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just say it. If you know who leaked it to them, say it. Show us. I'm sure Dave Castro would love
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to know all the people on his team that he can and can't not trust because then he can fire him
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and send him to go work over at the WFP. Okay. Now, let's get into our Mayhem Classic weekend pass
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