DINNER FOR ONE

We interrupt this program previously critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly,

portless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.

They are not part of a legitimate business world.

What they do is they celebrate under achievement.

An old calendar I would tell you it's outrageous still.

And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.

Hey, dummies, we are live on a Monday, Happy March 2nd.

We've tried to wear our night's springtimey shirt because it was kind of nice out and it's

just freezing.

I don't want to wear it to springtimey shirt at all.

I'm going to tell suit Kim Brinkette get back in his old chilly.

It's 10 degrees, well it's one degree outside of our Utica studio, 9 outside of this studio.

And when I say F, you mean a big capital F, I hear you, dude, yeah, happy year out.

Women's history month, oh my god, here they go, boy, they get a whole month, when's

my month, I want my month, I want the longest month, and I want consecutive, I did recently

here at gay man, referred to the St. Patrick's Day parade as heterosexual pride, and that's

how I feel it going forward, because it really is just before after he made him breakfast.

Wow, I love when he comes over, that is it really, really fun, there's your straight

parade, couple weeks, right over, somewhere there, hey, Jackie will be driving our truck,

feel free to throw tomatoes at it or whatever you love there in Utica.

We are, there's a lot of rainbows in it, it's crazy, it's fun, fun, heterosexual pride,

I love it.

He's in little green time, we're all dancing, we're having a great time, yes, oh my goodness,

at least we're warming up this week, knock out wood, knock out wood, it did say Saturday

was going to be 70, I'm going to dial in back a little bit of that, yeah, mine now says 61,

and I was the one, I texted you, I was so excited, I was like, oh my god, I got a delivery,

that's me yesterday, he says, dude, check Saturday's forecast, so I did, said 70 and

folded at least a lie app, and now mine says 61, I know, mine says 70 as well, I screen

shot it, it posted it, can't, you can't do that, because at any time we mentioned any kind

of temperature, no, no that, I saw you did that and I was like, no, I don't even have

to click the comments to know, that's not Syracuse, nope, where's it, your app sucks,

your app's broken, okay, I'm sorry, I just took a screen shot, guys, I don't, I don't

sorry, stupid piece of it's that happens, okay, I'm sorry, I just, I sort of said I'm

my screen, I'm sorry, yeah, well, I hope you don't regard me, I hope you burn your phone

down, cause it broke, but no, yeah, they both said 70, I didn't, yeah, regardless, it's

60, yeah, right now on the, on the report, yeah, if you look at still in the 60, depending

on who's app, next, they're this one to the weekend, like Saturday's supposed to be

like 50, you're like 61 now, something's supposed to be like 50, Monday, 56, Tuesday, 60s,

70s, Saturday, feel at 45 though, so think about what 60's going to feel like, yup, this

Saturday felt like crack cocaine, I'm never done crack cocaine, that son was out, oh

my God, and it was 45, oh my God, mix that with getting out stuck kind of in parts where

they nobody's walked at, so the, yeah, yeah, I was, I was sweating at one point where

I took off the jacket I was wearing and the hat, and I was just out trudging through the

snow with sweatpants and boots, I just had a hoodie on instead of a coat, I could see

the steam coming off my arms, I was like, this is nice, right, let's just, let's just

hold together, oh man, it's around the corner, it's happening, it's going to be happening,

we're going to be warming up, wow again, hashtag no spring, three, yeah, that's my other

fear, he's got my head now, right in the 80s, cuz he's like, it's going to be 70, we're

taxing yesterday, he's going to be April's going to be 86 degrees, there it is, there it is,

I didn't hear him, so I don't know, I said, heck, he said, squirrel, cuz the guy on

a lone made a heck, he said, out of the squirrel, no one knows what I'm talking about right now,

but it popped in my head as soon as that song is, they sound like words, so that's good, but

every year, so you know the show alone that I watch every year, and I love it, but I wait till

it comes onto Netflix, I don't watch it on Discovery or wherever it runs, so this is like last

falls alone or whatever, okay, you don't know alone, I think I'm obsessed with it because I

could never do it, I could never survive in the woods by myself with nothing, I like to be,

yeah, I like to do that for like an afternoon, and then I like to turn around and go back to

my car driver, yeah, same, I like to have my phone and music and good food and clean clothes

and all that, do you have to be naked in this one, this one is in the Arctic Circle, and

I just needed, I needed a show to like clean my brain, I'm just so stressed out lately

that like I just needed something, yeah, and I saw that it was on Netflix, so I just put

it on, and I'm probably like six hours to do it, but there was a point, and this isn't

spoiling anything, it's just so wide of mine, I'm not going to watch it.

You got to figure, these are people, first of all, huge, divorced dad energy coming off

of the show alone, okay, alright, every single one of these guys that's on a loan, a lot

of shared custody going on, I could do that, yeah, and these guys can't, but they're all

like, they can, the very few, they kind of can, yeah, so like I'm not going to ruin any

of it, but there's already been a couple of guys who just like go out in the woods, and

they're there for like five days and have these mental breakdowns where they miss their

family, and they want to go see the, which is kind of great, Mr. Kids, oh my god, it's

kind of great for them because it's like these are guys who clearly have been focusing more

on the woods than like their kids, so they get out there and they're like, oh, I want

to go see my kids girl up, and they do, but anyways, there's just one just hillbilly from

like, screw my kids, I found him if he has kids, I can't keep maltract, I do, but I don't

know, none of them, but he's doing, Josh, how do we get here, follow me, follow me, so

I'm watching the loan, yeah, a lot of dudes out in the woods, yeah, not a lot of female

representation for a winter season, never, because I don't think women are stupid enough

to care about bushcraft, you're watching old ones, remember, oh yeah, it's not new yet,

so whenever new one, maybe they are, every season, there's like maybe two or three women,

because women have the sense of like, I need to know how to live in the woods, what are

we doing?

So this hillbilly, what's his name, is it Timber or something, whatever, he kills the

squirrel, okay, and he says, he's like my grandpa always taught me never to waste any

part to the squirrel, which great, and he eats the squirrel, and then he's like, he has

the squirrel tail, and what he calls it is its trousers, which is just the bottom half

of the skin on the squirrel, it's trousers, and he takes moss, and he puts it inside the

squirrel's skin, and then he sows it up, and I'm watching him do this, and I go, huh,

what's going on?

I go, what, huh, and what are we going to do with this part, like I'm thinking this

is a bushcraft guy, who's going to make, he's going to use something with this, and he's

taking his paracord, and he's made this little thing, and he's sowing up the squirrel,

I can't go for the trowels there, and he calls it's trousers, and he's, so it's a lot

of squirrel skin, with the tail hanging off it, and I'm locked in, I'm like, huh, I wonder

what this genius bushcraft man is going to do with this part of the squirrel, and he

sows it up, and he goes, squirrel hacky sack, and then he just kicks it, and not even

like hacky sack, just as far as he can, and I go, what the hell did I just watch?

Squirrel hacky sack, I don't know where that, I don't know what the point is.

My name's Cleetus, this is a squirrel hacky sack, welcome to Jack A's.

My grandpa taught me never to waste parts of your squirrel, which I respect, he's out

in the woods, he's got, so he there he is, he's so, he's using valuable, I mean, that's

paracord, we could use that for something later, my friend, beh, huck it into the river,

catch yourself a salmon, something, but he just sewed up this wide of squirrel pants

and, and uh, tell us into it, he goes, squirrel hacky sack, and then he just boots the

goddamn thing, and I'm so they're going, huh, I guess this is what you watch, Josh, at

time we have fun out here, you city folk watching TV, it is them, I don't know why I love

this show every year, I look forward to it, I could never do it for a day, even when

I was in Boy Scouts, a weekend was good for me, like I like to get a shower, I like

to have a bad, yeah, I really like to have toilet paper, I don't know what they're doing

out there in the woods without toilet paper, I mean, it's really a lot, bunch of leafs,

and they all inevitably, they all in never for being people who are supposed to survive

in the woods, they always get diarrhea, like you should always know what you can, can

you, they're always almost immediately like, well, I should eat this, uh, this, this

fish is absolutely fine, I'm sure as a experienced fisherman, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

I'm, yeah, diarrhea, death, or like they're eating random berries, right, there's one

berry that can eat, because the seeds have a fine hair on them and your asshole, it's

really bad, they call it itchy ass berry or scrap, whatever, bottle, bottle berries, and

I'm just so locked in, make sure you stay away from the bottle berries, and I'm just

so locked in, oh, you kicked the frog hackie sack into the bottle berry mood, the frog

rendered it useless, grandpa always said you got to keep eating them for, you got to

use every part of the frog, sew it up to a hackie sack, and then boot that some bits

clear cross to your season of alone, I'm just locked in, I'm locked in, I don't know

why, I just always love it, I love it, I, I couldn't do it for a second, but I love

watching these people survive in the woods, yeah, no, I mean, it depends, day yes, I'll

do it for a day, the way I get on the show, get a little bit of that check, just to make

a little cash, before kids nighttime, and I have to make a fire, I'm gonna be like, and

if one mosquito bites me, I'm done, well, here's the thing, the first night, they're

up in the Arctic Circle for this season, no, tap out, the first night, this guy's in his

little, because they haven't, excuse me, they haven't made their, their good shelters

yet, they're just like in, they're like quick little lean to, for the nighttime, homeboys

chilling in his little like tarp tent, here's a, just outside, he goes, oh, hi bear,

go bear, no, the biggest bear you've ever seen, they're gonna, they're about to enter permanent

darkness, oh great, like where the sun's not gonna come up, and it's gonna be freezing

cold, and it's all, and I know this is more money than I'll ever make, but, but it's

just to win $500,000, that's it, right, that feels like not enough, right, I mean, I

guess technically all you're doing is, nothing, the lowest, yeah, you're doing nothing

the lowest, so, still impressive, but I thought, you know, like $5 million, I would think

it'd be a bigger number two, I got, you know, that's still a life changing amount of money,

well, and like no offense to these people's lifestyle, $500,000 is an extreme amount of money

for them to be out of this apartment into a condo, I get my kids in a rare, they don't

even have apartments, they barely have houses, like because they'll do their backstories,

these are bushcraft people, these are people, okay, they're like lead bushcraft experiences,

their home statters, yeah, no, they're just, they're in the woods anyways, so $500,000

is like five different shanties, they can then build on their land, no, they're, they're

living, so it is a lot, but yeah, anyways, that's my, that's my alone rant, that was my

Sunday yesterday doing laundry watching alone, squirrel, heck, you said, you don't got

any degrees up there in big moose and serenac lake, negative 24 up in serenac lake right

now, you guys forget how to do degrees, you forgot your degrees, I know it's a Monday,

you went all weekend and then you forgot that you would need degrees on Monday, gotta refill

your degrees before Monday, you guys too cold, warm it up this week, thoughts look forward

to that, good morning everybody, happy Monday, happy March 2nd, yes, oh yeah, what horrors

await us this week, friends, every week is a new stack of anxieties and horrors, yeah,

but March madness, oh, but we do have March madness now, it does, I mean, I mean, I'm

sure there's games that will start at some point this week for those like lesser conferences,

you know what I mean, because in a couple weeks, the actual conference tournament start

or like a week, you know, like next week, I would imagine that the ACC tournament would

probably start, Syracuse at Louisville tomorrow, Saturday's their final game, yeah, and then

they get to be, they get to go to the ACC tournament, right, because everybody's invited

to that, no, the last few seeds don't get in, I don't know where they are as far as that

goes, let me take a peek, no, they'll be okay, that looks like they'll be okay, the, let's

see in the conference, so far, those teams are way worse pit, well, well, I'm saying that,

they only have to have a couple teams win, lose, win, lose and they're right at that bottom,

because Boston College is 3 and 13, they won't make it in Georgia Tech 2 and 14, they won't

make it, then there's Notre Dame and pit 4 and 12, Wake Forest and Syracuse 6 and 10, Stanford

Virginia Tech 97 probably, you see Syracuse fans, it could be worse, you could be Boston,

yeah, you could, yeah, Boston College, no, they, I've heard rumblings from Syracuse fans,

they want their coach, what are you talking about? You see that, we don't want ours for that,

but, win out the ACC tournament, win that out, that's, we'll get in the, yeah, then they're in,

big tournament, then they're in, then we'll win that, so it's looking pretty good guys,

you're right, they're pretty good, you're right, it is March, it is women's history month,

purple, I don't have much purple, and I like, and I like, and I like that color, I just don't have

much purple, I'm like, get punched, sure, that's purple, but other than that, so, in my rustic

shirt, and then we get St. Patrick's Day this month, so we got a couple things to look forward to,

I am more pessimistic and expect just another week of anxiety and horrible things to happen

in and around my life and then you go to bed and wake up and do it again every day,

but at least the sun is going to shine, it's going to try to, it's going to try to, bud,

go ahead, you wall,

a trash talk of that wheel, I don't know what the hell's going on with Jim

Kerry guys, I know that we want to talk about it, but I don't have any answers, we're all talking

in chat there, during commercials and music, but Jim Kerry's face, but it wasn't, it's face,

right? Because for those of you who are not terminally online, like the rest of us, Jim

Kerry did like a lifetime achievement thing in France, I guess it was. Yeah, but he didn't, and

everybody started sharing like photos of him that were just weird photos and weird angles,

like you can pause any photo, wait, watch, you can take a video of me, watch me, watch,

then pause, you can take any photo, freeze it and make it look weird, so I thought it was,

who was that? Who was even over here a second ago? What the hell's going on? It's me. Hi,

me. You should have been here. There was a weird guy. No, I was like, I was just weird

photos, but now I get in here this morning and you've all got like conspiracies. It's video,

and it's not just one photo, it's a bunch of things. It wasn't just like he was spotted out

somewhere. He took a whole, like he took an award and got up on stage. Okay, now this is him.

All right. That just looks like old Jim Carrey. Yes, someone shutting down the stream. We're

freezing again. That's another thing. Why can't we get, why can't we get internet that works?

I don't, I don't, anyways. Yeah, not what that's. I don't know what the hell's going on.

Last bastion of how are we going to learn internet to stay on Twitch, but like maybe this,

we don't work with this internet company anymore. If it's going to freeze our stream every morning.

Yeah. Maybe we got to find a new internet company. Anyways, what were you saying? What were you

saying? We're back. It looks like it's him. It looks like this picture. This looks like him,

but then the other pictures don't. Like this is the first thing that doesn't look fake. Like,

you're going to tell me this like makeup artist did make up to look like Jim Carrey. It didn't.

The other one looked, it did look fake though. I think it looks like just an old Jim Carrey.

But that, yeah, these ones look like old Jim Carrey. These look like old Jim Carrey.

Because now, yeah. The word, the concern is has Jim Carrey been replaced by a clone. Is he a

lizard person? I don't know. That made people were posting photos of the eyes and how the eyes are

different. I like how his normal air color, eye colors like brown and these were blue or something.

I don't know. What are you looking at? You're reading something. Yeah, no, I'm just looking. This is,

it's brown. They said his eyes are brown. Right? His eyes are brown. Yes, but this guy had blue

eyes at the, oh, at the, the French thing. There's the French thing. Okay. Okay. This is the,

this is a way better picture than the first one. I saw that. That looks like him. He, he might

have just gotten filler and stuff like that and or Botox or you know, these, they get older and

they would, they like to have a little bit of tinker and done here and there. Everyone was

sharing this. The, the phrase where he said, if I ever come out of retirement, it's not me.

Well, I mean, he, he said that though, but he's done a bunch of random things here or there.

I think people are just trying to get worked up over nothing. Yeah, this is him. I think it is

Jim Carrey. And then who was this makeup artist trying to claim that he did it? Alex Stone,

Alexis Stone said that he tricked everybody and was Jim Carrey or something. I don't think he

did. I think it was Jim Carrey. I think Jim Carrey is a holder. What did Jim Carrey say?

Did anybody ask Jim Carrey? What's it matter because nobody believes that's even Jim Carrey?

But I'm saying if it, oh, okay, here's a, here's a video of it. Hold on, let me hear, hold on,

we'll go on. Let me hear his voice. Let me hear his voice. Let me hear his voice.

You know, really, really.

Do you sound like him? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's him. I think it's a muck in here.

You do about nothing. Yes. I think he's just got, he's older. People get older.

Yeah. You got to remember like, we don't see him for big chunks of time and then he comes back

and that's what he looks like. Right, we didn't seem for long as time and then he just was

Dr. Robotnik. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Whatever the hell you guys want to believe. I don't, I don't.

To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the

speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me

an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.

Turns out you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you,

by you. See Berthick Lexus in Cicero. You did not watch a elimination chamber come back in a few

minutes because we're going to talk about it. I didn't watch it either because I don't have ESPN

Pro Max Plus Sun Limited, whatever the hell you're supposed to have. You know, I've cref know

hot dog wrestling action. I don't have it. I don't know what I no longer do either whoever's

access I had. I wouldn't but although I am very thankful that I had it for Roe Rumble. So whoever

had it, at least thank you for having it for a few months. So I can get through some of these

results. Can you just I'm I'm like a casual wrestling fan. I like it. I like a lot of it. Yeah.

I like the stories. I watched a couple of those mini docs that they released. Yeah. I love

those documentaries. It's the fourth wall is no longer a real thing. So it's fun to kind of.

But I don't know what's different from elimination chamber versus a Royal Rumble. It's the

elimination chamber. So what do they do? It's like six tons of steel. But it's still like

chambers. And you get eliminated. But it's the elimination. People come in one at a time or

something. In the ring. Yes. You all show up and you all get locked in your pod and two guys start

and then every like five minutes, a little fun count on happens like the Rumble and the guy pops

out and then they and then they hug each other. So as trick Williams Logan Paul LA night,

Javon Evans, Randy Orton Cody Rhodes. Yes. And they had to move some stuff around because it was

supposed to be I guess Bronson Reed. And he got his bicep all torn on Monday, which was gross.

So they had to change some stuff around to then end up being Logan Paul. So they could eventually

do their reveal. Guns boiler alerts. They're their weird masked guy thing paid off. Yeah. So

those that's two things I want to talk about. Yeah. They've been working an angle with this masked man

for a while, right? Yes. And it's it was all right. And it was cool. I guess like I like stuff

like that. But I knew what the payoff was going to be. And it was like all right. Yeah. This is going

it was kind of neat that they were they unmasked a couple of them last couple days. And they were

nobody's. It was like, wait a whole little swerve. Let me see if I have to nobody, including the one

they did before. Look at the weight of Logan. Logan Paul the vision. This is the mass man. Oh,

he's in there now. Beating up Logan. They had a guy come in before. Oh, really? And they unmasked

him. And it was a nobody again, which is what happened on Smackdown. Oh, this guy is now finally.

Is it going to take a second? All right. This guy's finally bit reveals himself as

Seth Brown. There you go. And Seth Riles has been out with an injury or whatever. Yeah, they put

him out and kicked him out of the vision. And it was all everyone kind of thought it was him

to begin with. Okay. And then they were like, Oh, it's not because they unveiled him, you know,

like Friday, Smackdown and stuff like that. And it wasn't him. But it was the fun little

elimination chamber. It's fun. It's a it's so proper for guys. The one of the winner of

the elimination chamber is going to fight Drew McIntyre. So he interjects himself in this after

all of that. Right. Because it's down to Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton, which is whoever wants

to see Russell anyway. Which is Randy Orton. Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes is they have history

in it. That'd be cool to see now. So spoiler. Randy Orton wins the elimination chamber. He's

going to WrestleMania. But there were other matches. Yes. That happened. They did.

Because I see a Ripley one too. She won her chamber, which that's a cool match. Her and

Cargill. That'll be neat. Those guys are a big strong sexy women. I'd like to watch them

make each other around a little bit. Okay. AJ Lee beat Becky Lynch for the belt. Because AJ's

married to CM Punk and it's CM Punk's hometown show essentially in Chicago. Yep.

We don't swear in this. Let me see if I can. In the entrance. Yeah. I don't think they do. I don't

know if I have the like the crowd does. But CM Punk being from Chicago had the bulls announcer.

Yeah. It's not his normal music.

And he gets some of the loudest crowd reactions that I've ever heard. Especially in

being in Chicago. So this is pretty cool. I can go here.

This is so cool. Second city scene.

The best in the world. See. And then he walks out. That's cool. That's cool reveal.

And that awesome. So CM Punk wins in Chicago. Yep. Is this. Are we on his like farewell tour?

No, he'll be going on for a little while. All right. I mean, he doesn't have long.

He doesn't have long. That's for sure. So that'll be cool. However, they set that up with him in

Roman. I like that as a match. I guess I don't have any issues. So far, the card is kind of all over

the place. But I'm all about it. I still don't really like two days at all. But I'll deal with it.

Yeah. Paulie and Chatt says the Becky Lynch social media meltdown after she lost. She is one of

if not the best characters. Yeah. She really workers of all time. Right. She knows how to work

every single gimmick they give her. She just is amazing at it. Now this latest one where she hurt

she's been doing it for a little while. This like social media meltdown. Everybody's against her

thing is very funny and very believable. I didn't like the chain or the Sam Roberts radio show the

other week. I like that. Right. She's doing actual things. She doesn't have to do. But it helps the

character. But I think you told me about this part, which I'm in now. Yes. They've been working

in the masked man angle for a while. Yes. We got that resolved. But also there's been a box. Yeah.

Where is the box Ben for those you from the 90s might remember the egg. Yeah. If this has been it

was given egg vibes and this is kind of what this poor guy is going to have to deal with, you know,

being compared with this. It's not his fault. But it was a box that was bouncing back and forth

from smack down to raw where each general manager was like, I don't want this. Send it over there. Yeah.

And on the box, I said, do not open until. So if you guys, if you guys,

I'll be wary. Whatever. There was a big egg that was in WWE. Survivor series back in the day.

Yep. And nobody knew who was in the egg. Yep. And the tie and ended up being that the

Mark Calloway was getting called up at the same time as this egg was going to be open. So Mark

Calloway was worried. He was going to be in the egg. He was not. He ended up being the undertaker.

Who was in the egg? It's a ball day. Terry Taylor ended up being the gobbly gooker,

which rocks because Terry Taylor was actually a decent wrestler. The gobbly gooker.

Wait, wait, it might not have been Terry Taylor. Now that I'm saying that out loud.

But either way, it was there was nothing you could do with that gimmick. He came in after

Guerrero. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Sorry. Yeah. Terry was the red rooster.

Yes. Sorry. Sorry. Wrong foul. Yes.

Related and different foul. Yes. All he did was come in and tumble around in the ring and

make poor mean Jean Ocarlin tumble around with him. And that was it. Yeah. There was nothing

you could do with it. And it was one of the biggest disappointments ever. If not for the shockmaster

several years later, where the guy came crashing through the wall and his Star Wars glitter helmet

fell off. People people have seen that. They don't even know wrestling. That was wrestling. That's

right. Yeah. But now this was started giving off those vibes. We're like, Oh, God. Who's in the

box? What's in the box? Yes. Which no fault to the guy who was in it. It was just what people

immediately gravitate to now when you have something like this. Also because of who WB in the past

has come out of the box or the things they've done with things like things being hidden. Yeah.

They had pardon me. Vince years ago before he, one of his last things at a survivor series,

he also did a thing where the rock left a golden egg. It was the little like a little golden

or I remember that. I don't even remember what the payoff was. There was none. But yeah,

it was very weird. They do stuff like this all time because again, it's throwing things at the

wall. Let's see if they stick. All right. I'm running out of time. But I do want to play this clip.

So this was this was what was in the box. And I'm really into what's in the box. Now I'm a fan of

this guy. Yes. Jump in Twitter, YouTube. We want to see him open the box.

Because you're going to like the ladies that come out too. Yeah. There's a coffin inside the box.

Which immediately people kind of are like, wait, wait, Undertaker. Staying.

But no. Coffin is opening.

Smoke coming out of the coffin.

How sexy goth girls are coming out.

Now tell me who this is. It's a guy called Danhausen. All one word.

There you go. He cursed somebody. So little explosion just by pointing at you. You get cursed, right?

Yep. That's his little move. He curses you and a little explosion to happen.

It's a guy that created this gimmick during like COVID kind of.

And he is built it himself. Built everything about it himself.

And he's become one of the most over 80 guys. I love this. He was an AW.

Did nothing was their top merch guy. Yeah. Because people love this. He's a silly but

actually good wrestler. Yeah. This gimmick is original and fun. He's giving Michael Cole a

jar of teeth because he's still evil. He's very evil. He's evil. Nice. But he's very nice.

He's very nice. It's a weird like 60s. It is. It's like 60s like a Batman kind of vibes.

Like vampire kind of vibes. Yes. I really like it. They're sexy ladies and leather clothes dancing

in the ring. He does a fun voice. Did he wrestle or just come last night and people are saying

that the booing was at him once the lights went out. Yeah. I think they booed because they wanted

more Danhausen because he is over and he's fun. It's a fun gimmick. I'm going to read you the

thing I sent you yesterday when it comes to this Danhausen character. I love it. It's great.

Danhausen has trademarked his ring name and catchphrases quote love that Danhausen and

very nice, very evil. In addition, he has trademarked the design of his face paint. Which is

that's that's the move and is believed to be the first wrestler to ever trademark his physical

appearance. Yes, because that's the. So that's awesome. Yep. He'll be getting paid. And he is

he's hilarious. Yeah. And he's a good wrestler. And he's he's actually a good wrestler. It's

entertaining. I think the problem is is what we got for last few months is guys like AJ styles

leaving John Cena, yeah, leaving. We're talking about CM Punk and there's Chris Jericho

and Undertaker and all these guys leaving and all this stuff and and then we get that.

I think you know, I mean, it's not his fault, but you know, you got to bring up new guys.

Not everything is going to be the return of, you know, Brett Hart to lock somebody in the

sharpshooter 40 years ago. I like the Danhausen theatrics. Yeah. Yeah. If you don't know what it is,

so it's time to play wrestling. Is that he works? I hope he I would imagine he does something.

I don't know how much are they wrestling? I go tonight or what do they do? They should sticker.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. I I really like him. He's very fond. You got to wait till he does an

a gimmick or a segment backstage because he's there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's good. He does

all he has a whole voice. Oh, yeah. Good. That voice you heard that you are cares. Yeah. That's him.

That's him. I like it. It's fun. So I want to I want a 60 style kind of like horror. Yeah.

So I want to see what they do with it because also people now are excited. They want to see him

and our truth. Oh, why? Because our truth is brilliant and does the comedy angle as well. So

Chad is saying that he was best friends with CM Punk. Yeah. I got also helps probably

fun. Glad it was like, hey, I want all my Chicago show. Yep. I'm very curious already to see what his

he already has a shirt. I want to see the numbers on that in two days. Yeah. I'm I'm I'm into it.

If you're going to wrestle tonight. It's fun. It's fun. He's a very fun character.

Twitch and YouTube Mike are still on. He want to talk about wrestling.

Happy women's history. Month. Here they go again. Oh, mom. On real and entire.

Also this Friday, Paralympics kickoff, I like watching the Paralympics. The curling,

wheelchair curling is this Friday? Okay. Okay, if you want to keep some more Olympics going on.

Is that also in Italy or is it? Great. I don't know. I don't really do that. And the same they must,

right? They must. I'm not sure. Paralympics kickoff. Yes. Opening ceremony inside the

the historic, but our own, that they are all good for them.

That's awesome.

That'd be fun.

Um, did you, all right, I got two things here and, uh, exactly, Katie, when is my men's

history month?

Thank you.

Wow.

Thank you.

Well, we are worried.

It's just absurd.

Yeah.

We have our New York State Department of Motor Vehicles and Licensing and all that.

Well, every state has that.

And Washington State, the Washington State, has a press one for English, press two for

Spanish.

Here you go.

Yep.

About pretty soon.

And love for you for other.

Press four for they then.

I knew it.

I knew it.

Where's the train's phone lines?

Um, so when you did press two for Spanish.

See?

It wasn't in Spanish.

It was just a woman speaking English with the Spanish accent.

Oh, no, I'm not English.

That's awful.

Please press one for English.

Two for Spanish.

Thank you for calling the department of Licensing.

Tastome suporz.

Sentest.

For assistance with schedule in a driver licensing office appointment.

That's it.

That's not still English.

That's not Spanish.

It's still English.

That's not Spanish.

For questions about the manner of appointment.

Please press one.

Thank you.

The reaction online to the accent was absurdly humorous.

A lot of people compared it to Consuela from Family Guy.

It was hilarious, us in a moment.

Sofia Vigara vibes to me because it was so absurd,

but it has real accessibility issues

for people who call it every day.

Wow.

That's wild.

What was that?

Is the old Garrett Morris sketch on SNL,

where he would like to do interpretation

for the heart of hearing and then just talk really loud?

Oh, yeah.

From the seven years.

Yes, yes.

Well, he would do his, yeah, was any Laudia?

Did they hire Elaudia Baldwin for that?

Four, two.

Yeah.

He would just scream for help at them.

I can't help you, Roddoff.

Ah, so yeah, they are going to go ahead and fix that.

That's insane.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, because that was, I mean, maybe you're like a word

of Spanish in there.

Your wait time is trace Manuto.

Thank you for calling.

Rossioss.

Hey, bro.

Gracius.

Your wait time is Cinco Manuto.

And since then, the mint chip.

Ah.

What?

The dog's back.

The fluffy dog.

I bet through that dog is the softest dog that's ever existed.

It looks like it's one of those hyper-hypo-alogenic.

Mm-hmm.

Like, I don't know what they're called,

but it looks very fluffy.

They lack dander.

Yeah.

If you will, they're all a dander-free.

Dander-free.

You ain't got no dander.

Hey, mamas.

Hey, mamas.

Hi.

How's the kiddos?

My mama bear energy thinks that your kiddos need more salt.

Uh-oh.

Do you have more salt?

Mamas.

I have more.

I want to say salt.

The new trend.

Well, I'm not even gonna say this is a trend.

This is just a woman who has a TikTok account.

Oh, it's a woman.

It's a lady.

It's a lady.

It's a lady.

Very topical.

And here's like, I can't say this, I gotta find a scam

because this woman is going viral right now

for encouraging you to salt your kids.

Like, gale the snail?

No, no, no.

Get out of here, snail!

Get out of here, snail!

Remember, we went to AquaSpod,

sat in a salt room?

Yes.

What did that do for us?

It was awesome.

If you do it a bunch, it clears out your crap

inside of your chest and your lungs and your whatever, dude.

That, even the one time I felt a little bit,

so you're supposed to do it a lot for like a week or two,

but yeah, it's supposed to do

and they release a whole thing where it does stuff,

but man, yeah, that place is brilliant.

We gotta get back there.

Oh my God.

But I also like, when I see stuff like that,

and you just gave a little bit of information.

Yeah.

It worked for us.

Yeah.

So then I see this lady's video where she's super annoying

and seems a little crazy.

Yeah.

And I don't know what to believe.

Well, I don't necessarily, I mean, I don't know how young,

but we've had, you know, 40 years of, you know,

cigarette smoke and weed and weed smoke.

And you know what I'm saying?

Like, our nasals and lungs need it.

I don't know if like little kids so much need it.

And I think, you know, this one, I don't,

I don't know, Dr.

I just played one with your Momma's lady on all.

Woman is the widest woman.

You're gonna really encounter her.

Okay.

I mean, the carcassity of this woman,

where she says,

her voice is annoying because she does the things

that I really hate.

I don't like when people are like, hey, mama bears.

Hey, and like, I don't like referring to kids as kiddos.

Are my little cubs and hey, mama bears like, hey, mama.

Oh, you kid weirdos.

Do we let stuff?

Yeah, I don't like it.

I don't know.

You don't love your kid, you don't.

You're all weird.

So, but no, I, I get it, I get it.

Has this company called the Caini Salt and Wellness Center,

where she is.

What is it?

Caini, Caini, Caini, EY.

I thought it was like a medical.

It's like a Massachusetts.

Like her name or whatever.

It is in clearly a very affluent part of Massachusetts.

Oh.

I gotta start taking money from rich people.

I gotta figure out a scam.

What can I offer?

I don't know if you have a Megan.

It's gonna have to be a multi person thing.

No, now that I showed you that.

Yeah.

Ali's alignment too.

Yeah, Ali's working all the jobs.

I didn't know that she was a line, man.

No, like, because when we were in,

like I, I realized that if you can just trick rich white people

into giving you money, you can get very wealthy.

And when we were in Los Angeles, there was a,

I laughed about it.

There was a business that just said brain rejuvenation.

And I'm like, what does that mean?

Okay.

Brain rejuvenation.

Doesn't really mean anything,

but I bet people will give you a lot of money.

It depends on what brain rejuvenation depends on what they're doing.

This show is technically brain rejuvenation.

Right.

Brain rot.

Yes, brain rot.

Because I'm very skeptical of all of these things.

Mm-hmm.

And until I do them.

And so this is someone that's done some of these.

I can attest to them, but, you know,

I don't know about brain rejuvenation.

Who has opened the Cane Salt Studio in Massachusetts.

Okay.

And she says she is a certified halo therapist.

That game from a game at Google.

Well, how do I become a certified halo therapist?

Apparently she just made it up.

Well, I was gonna say is it the same way that I am a,

a Pat, what am I?

You're a pastor, a halo therapist can be certified

by the Salt Therapy Halo Therapy Center.

Yeah.

So it's not really anything.

Yeah, and it's the same way that I'm like a doctor or a scientist

or anything.

It's the same way that I'm a clergyman probably.

Here's $80, you're now a certified halo therapist.

Which I, Josh, you are now a certified halo therapist

because me as a probably next level, either up or down,

from a certified halo therapist is a member of the clergy myself.

Is that what Dan Housen is doing when he points to you?

He's making you a certified halo therapist?

Yes, that's your curse.

This is a video she's gonna play where she's showing you

and for those of you just listening,

let me explain to what she's gonna be walking you through.

Imagine a giant converted bedroom.

Nice.

Covered in salt like a litter box.

Okay, like what we kind of learned.

No, like the floor, we weren't walking,

were we walking on salt?

Not there, like right on the floor,

but all around us and stuff.

No, there's like a six inch layer of salt on the ground.

All right.

And she's just having her children play in it.

I mean, it does, see, it does do all that stuff

where it clears out your things.

But does it, or we just believe in that?

No, no, I don't know.

I thought it did.

I just in the littlest bit, I cleared out,

it felt good to clear out a little of the nasal passages

and your lungs and stuff.

And I bet if you do it every day for all you're supposed to,

I bet it would work wonders.

However, I don't know if that stuff is good for kids

because they don't need to be cleaned out.

They're already clean, they're kids.

Let me see what the average home average home price

in this town is...

350.

No, 700,000 dollars.

Day and those close.

By 700,000 dollars.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't steal from rich people, man.

Someone else much smarter than me would have to...

Here's your video.

I'm gonna play it for you, Rick.

Oh, really?

How quick do you think the voice annoys us?

You should too, because immune regulation matters.

Here, let me start over, you got us to hear right from the beginning.

Oh, okay.

My kiddos, and you should too, because immune regulation matters more

than immune boosting.

I used to think boosting our immune systems

was the gold, more vitamins, more supplements, more everything.

But what I've learned, living with asthma, severe allergies,

and watching out for flare ups is that an immune system

on overdrive isn't strong.

It's stress.

What our kiddos actually need is balance.

When their airways are constantly irritated

by dust, allergens, pollution,

their bodies can stay on alert.

Aila therapy helps to clear that out.

Sounds like she needs it.

It sounds like she needs it.

Respond when it needs to, rest when it doesn't.

So I'm not trying to boost anything.

I'm trying to support what's already there.

It sounds like she might need to do some of that.

I just thought a little bit, but just the time to bet.

Well, she has no medical background.

No, she just is missing things

and he's going to take it seriously.

And maybe it does something,

or maybe it's totally a placebo effect.

I don't know.

I don't know if there's video that goes along with each little cut,

but I have someone that...

It was her kid playing in a pile of salt.

All right, so there's someone at an audio all day,

for the last 20-some odd years.

That is the most annoying crap in the world.

Those quick cuts like that for no reason.

A-O-O.

No, it's because she messes up

and wants to put them all together

and just puts, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip.

And hits play where you're like,

you're like, put a little bit of effort

if you want to be taking everyone's money.

But again, I'm sure most of her life

has been spent doing the minimalist amount of work

for the maximum amount of profit.

I guess if you want to have your kids play in salt,

it's just like we...

I bet, Todd, yeah, I don't know.

We've gotten away from any experts in anything.

People just feel like if they have vibes,

they're an expert on it.

And I like the...

Where the condescending, little condescending laugh

at the end where she's not trying to tell you what to do,

but she's just got the healthiest kids.

Yeah.

It's rich white women.

That's what they do.

You saw your kids.

You're gonna climb around in a salt pile.

Yeah, well, I had a pit of mud in the backyard

and it was just fine.

I loved it.

Frogs and everything.

Aw.

I was really bad at her.

Are you playing in your mud pile?

Yeah, it's playing in the mud pile.

I'm like, can't mix my foliation, like, grime.

What are kiddos needing mud?

Go right.

It's salty mud.

It's a salt park.

I know a big six man.

What?

What?

Come on down, Dakotis.

Puzzle and porno.

Movin' Monday through Friday's 9 PM to 5 AM overnight only.

I know the piece is fit.

Cody's puzzle naezy.

That's all I could think of.

I'd actually come down to your puzzle house

if you got puzzles.

It'd be fun.

It'll be a weird jingle for us.

Don't worry.

It'd be fun to hang out.

Good morning, everybody.

Happy Monday.

Happy March.

Happy New Year.

Yeah, March 2nd.

All right.

All right.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Now I just want to start getting into the quicker

parts cooking right along.

And all of a sudden, we'd be like,

look, it's already the end of March, basically.

My little brother turns 40 this weekend.

Oh, geez.

Yeah.

How does that make you feel?

How does that make you feel, everybody?

Oh, you all, I know.

Why, everybody's how old man?

Everybody's so old.

So old man.

And here we are.

New week.

New week of horrors and anxieties, friends.

Let's buckle up and enjoy them together

with a delicious ranch milkshake.

Ooh, great wolf lodge.

You just get a little piece of the little powder

that hasn't all the way from the mix.

He hasn't mixed yet.

Mm-hmm.

Great wolf lodge, which is a great place

to spend $10,000.

Yeah.

It's an indoor water park.

Bro, as long as I want to go there.

I don't want to take a loan out from the bank.

Dude, it's wild.

For those of you without children, great wolf lodge.

Ah.

Don't imagine they're a sponsor, but it is hell.

Is that what we drove by?

Callahari, probably what we drove by.

What went down to New Jersey?

Yeah, we drove by something where it was like,

Callahari's right off 81.

Stuck out of the hotel, whatever the hell.

That looked awesome.

It's dope, but it's expensive.

They know what they have.

They know what they got.

They know what we are.

And if you want to go somewhere,

that's a little more affordable.

We got cascades at Greek Peak.

Greek Peak has a little window,

not even a little, it's a dope indoor water park.

My kid was there yesterday.

Nice.

Randomly.

Nice.

White wolf lodge has launched a ranch milkshake.

Now, you almost got your boy here.

Yeah, I know.

You almost got, I'm not going to do it.

You didn't, you didn't even almost with me.

You did that, that, that, that.

I didn't do it.

I got that.

The indoor water park has a special ranch flavored milkshake

coming this spring.

But why do you want to throw up immediately?

Yeah, why do I want to?

That's not a thing.

I don't want people thrown up in the wave pool, guys.

It's not a fire here, oh, thing.

It's not fun.

It is not a fun thing.

Topped with carrots, celery, whipped cream,

crispy chicken, and a lime salt rim.

Mama, are you lime salting your rims?

Mama roasts.

Him mama's.

No, that's not an enjoyable, like that's not a milkshake

that's, you know, like some of them are like a silly,

even like a pickle one.

Yeah.

Like, oh, okay.

But it doesn't go.

Like, I don't know who I got to talk to about this.

And I say this as a fan of ranch.

Yeah.

It doesn't got to be in everything, guys.

Same with pickle stuff.

And I don't even like pickle stuff.

They don't got to be in everything.

It doesn't got to be in everything.

We don't got to keep cramming ranch and everything.

And I love ranch.

But ranch is not a standalone item.

No, it's a dip.

It's a salad topping.

Yeah.

And that's kind of where it ends.

Yeah, I don't, there's not a-

I don't eat ranch soda.

I don't eat ranch milkshakes.

Oh, ham, well, those are for Hamble.

He loves a blue cheese or a ranch soda.

They launch on the 20th if you want.

Headed down to Great Wolf Lodge.

I don't know, that's just, that's a waste.

And then you know what sucks though,

is that some kid that likes ranch

is gonna make his parent pay $20 for that damn thing.

Take one sip and go, I don't like that.

I don't, I don't where we like it.

I don't want more of a flow of water.

I shouldn't got flow of it.

Yeah, I also can't think of a worse thing than a F.

All right, drink a big, thick ranch milkshake.

Then go run and run and splash it up.

Get in that hot water with a steamy building.

You want, you want to close down

an indoor water park real quick?

Yeah, dude.

Give a bunch of little kids, a bunch of ranch milkshakes.

I float up.

I'll tell you what I'll do though.

Listen, I know your kids probably want to go

to Calahari, Great Wolf Lodge, wherever that is.

Yes, I do.

It is a lot more expensive.

Give me $100, I'll spray you with a hose.

That's it.

I'll save you the trip.

Also, yeah, save you the drive.

I mean, I love that.

We did it.

We did it.

We took the kids down there once.

Caused us a lot of money.

Yeah.

Fun though.

Fun, but it's a lot.

You got to understand man.

There was a woman on TikTok.

I saw made a video from Great Wolf Lodge.

It's great memory for the kids.

They're having a blast.

But as a parent, it's you're in hell.

You're in hell.

Is it like when you go to other places

where you're not, you're in there

and now you also have to buy food and all that other crap?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, oh man.

No, as much as I would love all that stuff.

You will, yeah, that's the thing is like, could you balance

your lollable waterpark

with the reverberating screams of hundreds of children

inside and enclosed area?

At least in enchanted forests, the sound dissipates.

And you're in the woods, it's peaceful.

And like the kids, they have the areas

for them and enchanted forest.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, there's not a little screaming kid going down,

you know, some of the bigger water rides.

These are the kids, they're up at 7 a.m.,

they want to be down there in the water park,

they're all amped up.

And then throughout Great Wolf Lodge,

there's other games to play.

Oh, okay, okay.

I mean, it costs more money, everything costs more money.

Yeah, I'm sure they've got arcade.

So like, there's arcades, there's this like,

there was this,

like not like a treasure hunt,

but it's like you had to go to finally screens

with your wand.

Do these, at least have like a food court?

I remember where we got food.

They have food, they have all, they'll sell you anything, dude.

But I don't know, it's not, get on the air with us.

I don't know.

That's not a, a fun.

I don't know that you would,

and much is, because cousin Jay is saying in chat,

you would love Calahari.

I bet I don't think his love of water parks

would outweigh hundreds of screaming children.

It would be, I would like it and be

absolutely clear with it if it was all inclusive to me.

Like if it was all of a sudden,

they were, they're a big sponsor in there.

Yeah, so we got to come back down there

and everything he wants is free of them.

You know what, I'll deal with some,

some kids throughout the day.

Yeah, because I will go out to the park

along it as high as balls.

I won't come back in.

I'm gonna be just fine.

Yeah, dude, get stolen to the runner-on.

Yeah.

But no, that's, uh, indoor water park, fun concoction.

Ranch mill shake, not concoction.

And then I was a lame dad yesterday,

like I get sometimes, sometimes,

because my youngest, for some reason,

my youngest friend had his birthday party

at cascades yesterday.

I mean, these are 15 and 16 year olds,

but they wanted to go to the water park.

Hell yeah.

Duh.

So he's like, is what?

That nevermind, it's not a sweet ghost.

No, that's splash up there.

No, this is the one at Greek Peak, the Hope Lake Lodge.

Oh, there, it's like an hour from our house.

Gotcha.

And he's like, he comes out and he's like,

I was, because I demanded he tell me where he's going.

What I got was this.

Yeah.

Saturday, what I got was,

can you bring me to Sosos House at noon?

Why?

Oh, we're going to go to the water park.

Well, one, Auro, who's going, Auro?

Who's going to drive you, Auro?

So I demanded I get any, and I mean,

any, and for me, that's what he's got to learn,

because then you're allowed to do anything.

That was the move.

I'll let you live your teenage life.

I just need to know who and where you're with.

You give all the details.

Then your parents don't care.

So eventually, he went on a fact finding

a mission somewhere and got the intermajorant.

Yeah, seeing that at all.

And he comes back downstairs, he goes,

we're going to go to some place called cascades.

And I go, that's where we went when you were little.

And remember how we went to the arcade

and we got, we got a fake snake

and we put it under mom's pillow

because she's so afraid of snakes and we all laughed.

And I cried a little.

I'm so lame.

You're such a loser.

I'm so lame.

I know how lame I am.

But that's how he described it.

I go, and then we went, and we went in the wave pool.

And everybody went, I loved it.

Cascades, good booey bar.

That was a good time.

It was a good time.

This is why it doesn't want to tell me sister,

but I got to have the information.

Yep, exactly.

I don't care.

If you don't cry every time he tells you something,

then he'll tell you more things.

And then remember we found that game

that was giving out unlimited tickets

and we had so many tickets bought.

Nope, we don't remember.

I'm leaving.

Maybe we had so many tickets bought.

I'm being a car.

That's just me.

I don't care.

That's just me.

I don't care.

I'll be in the car.

I'm leaving.

Oh, I got going for me to order these damn memories.

I like it.

We're going.

Well, they caught taco seasoning thief.

Now, if you were like me and you saw this headline

and you had no understanding

of what the hell they were talking about,

let me explain.

Yeah.

It's over the weekend.

I kept seeing headlines of Florida man.

And I don't know if the news is just writing

the headline weird.

Florida man steals $40,000 worth of taco seasoning.

Kind of, but no.

Did you just get like a pallet of or

no, here he was doing it.

And I'm glad I read the story

because this makes it more obviously a crime.

He's facing felony charges

because what he would do is he'd go to Target

and he'd take one pack of taco seasoning

and a box of sports cards.

And he would go to the self check out

and he would just hold the taco seasoning packet

while like under the thing, like when you're scanning,

you see what I'm saying?

No.

You can't picture what I'm saying.

No, why is he have sports cards?

What?

Well, that's throwing me off.

So he would do that.

And he'd pay 99 cents for a box of sports cards.

Oh, I'm an idiot.

I'm an idiot.

I'm an idiot.

You weren't putting it together.

No, I was like, why is he high?

I was like, why is he high?

The taco seasoning.

I was the other way around.

He was faking out the barcode.

Okay, okay.

So he'd hold this box of cards

so like on camera, it looks like it's all good.

No, I mean, hold the taco seasoning

in a way that he'd scan it.

They have cameras like this.

Yeah, they can just go.

Yeah.

Everyone's chat is now trying to slow it down for Cody.

Cody, he was using the taco seasoning barcode.

Huh?

I had a reverse.

What was he doing?

Yeah.

Cody paid so much for taco seasoning.

He's not good at shopping.

I already paid $20 taco seasoning.

Well, here's what in my head was that he was doing that

then taking the taco seasoning and the receipt

and getting $90 back.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

Look at what he did.

No, I mean, okay.

What he was doing is he was flipping the cards on eBay.

So he would go.

I'll let you know that's.

Do the barcode thing I just explained?

Yeah.

He did it 75 times between last July and this month.

Oh, wow.

Investigators claim he would grab the expensive boxes

and equal amounts of the seasoning packet.

So sometimes he would get greedy and do like two boxes.

So the taco seasoning thing headline is just silly.

It's just silly.

Yes.

It's probably the cheapest, flattest thing you could find.

They are.

They're like United States.

Well, you can even get like the great value ones

are like fiddly set.

So he was doing that.

He generated $40,000 in revenue.

Yo, what kind of cards did he get?

He must have got some good ones.

It's what Polly tries to do.

But like Polly doesn't follow through anything he ever does.

No, I'm then he didn't want to.

He stopped and he's got some actual good ones

that I keep telling him to keep away from the garbage.

Too much going on.

He's facing organized retail theft,

dealing stolen property and money laundering charges,

getting up to 90 years of potential imprisonment.

Money laundering.

It was worth it, bud.

Because essentially, yeah,

because you are laundering money,

but how?

Because he's selling a stolen good.

Because it's you're not.

Maybe there was a layer we don't know about.

He'd get the cash and then laundered that somewhere.

I don't know.

Damn, oh man.

I don't know.

Bob said somebody on stream was doing that

on Target and got banned.

Yeah, Target is no joke.

They will legit watch you steal

until you hit $1,000 felony mark.

And then they pop on over.

No, I've had Walmart people come over to me

where like I've missed like you miss a scan

and they come flying over

because you, you know,

and they show like the underneath

and like, you can see right here

and then you can exonerate yourself immediately.

Yeah, exactly.

Because you can see I thought that it beeped.

I don't know.

I'm sorry that I'm doing your job.

Or you can go to price chopper

and those scanners have no idea what's going on at any point.

Oh, man, that between, oh, blend between.

Yeah, the move with those and I found tops

is that you still have to slow and then slam it.

Re-scan previous item.

You gotta just slam it onto the thing.

It's very cute.

How many bags?

Yeah.

How many bags?

Please scan previous items.

Every grocery store.

I didn't do.

I scanned it.

If they don't have one that they're invested in

that has the ones that weigh it everywhere,

then it's gonna take you forever.

I hate where it's like no,

scan it and immediately put it over here.

No, I only have five things.

I'm putting them back in the basket

right here next to me.

That's what I always do.

I don't need to put it on your little counter thing.

Like I have, that's what the bag is for.

I don't need to take everything out.

I'm a little basket.

Yep, that's what it's for.

I'm a little shopping basket.

Like a grandma going to the store.

Right.

I set it down on the top tabletop thing

and then it confuses the scale.

Sometimes you get lucky and if you get like a good one

and there's no one really there,

and you'd have like the hand thing.

Oh man, I can be done in two seconds.

I think it mad at you for using the hand thing.

Well, that's, that one is very annoying.

That's a larger item's all this, sir.

Walmart yells at me about that all the time

and I hate that.

That's annoying as hell.

You know, Zippy got yelled at for using the hand scan.

Yeah, why can't he use it?

Yeah, you don't get to tell me how I get to scan my items.

If I can do it fast and it pops it up on screen,

what, so you can't monitor it as extremely fast

as you'd like, that's not my fault.

Somebody tell me in chat.

Why is that such a big deal when we get y'all?

Why is it such a big deal?

It's not as a former double grocery store employee.

Nobody ever anywhere at Price Shopper wagons ever said to me,

if they go to grab that hand scanner,

you tell them, uh-uh, sir, you aren't to be using that.

Yeah.

Like yeah, don't, you don't get to tell me

how, especially if I take everything out,

why does it matter?

It's very weird.

Yeah, if anybody's taking them away,

then take them away.

Because I'm so fast.

Yeah.

I'm so fast with the hand scanner.

And that's what, you know, then how about this,

if you want to go a little slower?

Mm-hmm.

Open more registers, Walmart.

Yeah.

What is that?

I don't want to go through over it.

I don't want to go through an aisle anymore.

I want it only self-check out.

Well, I would go through any aisle.

Uh-huh.

I bet most people would be in agreement with me

that I don't give a crap right.

I'll go through a one that has got an ogre with the worst bio.

I've ever seen cash in me out.

We just want a register that's open.

Does wagons really do that?

Your mom says wagons broadcast,

you know, you bought in the car.

Yep.

Yep.

What?

Yes they do.

It's a little weird.

I don't want everyone to know that I'm getting certain,

like not certain things.

They're like, I just don't need everyone to be like,

pretzel bites.

45 got like extra small condoms.

Right?

36 dollars.

No, it'll say magnum.

Condoms.

I mean, why would he, why is it doing that?

I don't know.

I don't know why the wagons does do that.

I don't know.

It's very weird though, right?

It makes no sense.

Two brownies.

What?

Why did you,

why did you just tell him that I got two?

Single, serve, dinner, four, one guy,

only one person, dinner, four, one.

One sad dinner for one person.

Oh, okay.

Thanks.

Personal lubricants, two dollars.

Personal use lubricant for only one person,

not for use with females.

Vaginal cream.

Yeah, I bet.

Yeah, sorry, yeah, hold on, hold on.

I got to remember what Mike's talking to.

Are they even like, if you get like,

like a vage cream or something,

let's say you know what I mean?

It'll probably, I don't know like,

vagicill and stuff, but like,

it popped up the ice cream, you know,

wagons, that bit, ice cream, four, nine, eight, nine.

Three things of ice cream for one man.

Yeah.

99.

Only one person living in a apartment,

four gallons ice cream.

Yo, what are you doing?

Manager coming over to approve sauce purchases.

Too many sauces.

Mustard, hot mustard, yellow mustard,

fried mustard, chicken tender, dip.

Yellow mustard, ground mustard, chicken tender mustard.

Yellow mustard, mustard on the beat, homie.

Employee coming over, did you scan?

32 sauces.

Yeah, that's too many sauces.

Waiting manager approval.

No, that's really, I just need to,

I mean, to manage your approval on the self-checkout.

This guy wants 15 sauces.

Based on previous purchases, you bought 34 pack toilet paper,

too much mistake.

You have lots of poops.

This is a lot of toilet paper.

Oh, shut off for a second.

Some checkout, boom.

He is hot, however a second.

Extra strength.

Hameroid cream.

Why did you get louder?

Hameroid cream, Pro Max, XL.

What the hell?

Oh.

What the hell?

Come on, man.

Texan says, I love how you guys

rained from teenage boys to boomers.

We have varying opinions.

You don't like the checkouts at the grocery store.

You damn right.

Green Day.

Come on in this is K-Rock.

I gotta get it.

I got a green day coming up with our new friend Allison

in here.

Hi, Allison.

Hello.

Allison is here on behalf of the dispensary by bud boys.

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Now, as you know, or maybe you don't know,

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That's right.

Oh, real.

But what we can't talk about is your locations.

So I know we have two.

Tell me where we're located.

We are located in 642 Old Liverpool Road and Liverpool.

And also 918 North Salinas Street.

OK, and coming soon too.

And then coming soon, we do have 3078 East Ave

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That's not the case with bud boys.

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So we're going to jump into Twitch right now,

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We can talk about all this stuff freely.

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We've been podcasting for 15 years this stupid show.

Yeah, leave the podcast at us.

Real men not to do stuff, not you, not your mom's basement.

Dude, God knows what deal home.

Oh, man, I forgot about that.

Zippy is right.

Ralphie just went into buys.

He okay, Joan?

Is Ralphie okay over there?

I didn't think about that.

He went on a trip over there.

Oh, Ralphie.

Let's get Ralphie home safe, all right?

Oh, air 2000.

I've gone through all of the gauntlets.

Listen, you've got to stop using your computer.

Air 5000.

What?

Cause I can't go through the stress of not knowing

if this is working or not.

Oh, so I just shouldn't yell it.

Yeah, probably not.

Cause I think we're on, although it's red.

So maybe we're not.

I don't know anymore.

I don't know if we have internet.

I don't know.

I don't think it's about what happened.

They're trying to say this is just how they talk

to each other on the news,

but it's gone a little viral.

This Texas newscast.

They're bustin' balls where,

I guess we did drop out.

Yeah, refresh if need be.

I'd refresh and I'm good.

It seems to be like something we have to remedy.

Yeah, I just, I don't know how we,

this is an incident.

Like it's a necessary thing.

Maybe the company we do internet with

is not a good company to work with in my opinion,

if this is never works.

Anyways, these are two newscasters.

Texas news anchor and the station's chief meteorologist

were bickering over the chance of rain, okay?

Okay.

And later they said the phrase,

somebody here for me?

Oh, it's the thing where I can't.

Yeah, it's Joe.

Later they said, no, we're just friends.

This is how we talk,

but it does sound kind of like they are really bickering.

We don't have any rain in our forecast,

but mid-level weather.

We don't have any rain forecast in the next few days.

But in the next few days,

we have mid-level weather right here, okay?

I just said a second ago,

we have rain in the forecast.

No, I'm told that we can, right?

Well, the day of the event, I have rain.

Well, I don't, I'm talking like four things.

It's causing, actually, the rain change is coming

before the event.

So I'm trying to correct people and desire jobs.

I just don't want to listen to me.

Anyways, take a look at this.

Touch your five, pull the re-take.

Oh, wow, wow, okay.

Anyways, that sounded real with me.

Yeah, good.

They shouldn't have more real news stuff, man.

Go ahead, man.

Hell yeah.

It's more, it's more, it's,

it looks faker how news people act

with that I must be the most preman-proper.

They later posted, never had it.

One of the reporters said,

Cardi and I are super close, nearly siblings in a way.

We literally talk trash to each other all day

and sometimes it comes out on air.

Trust me, it's all love.

I mean, yeah, it can be, but it can't be,

but that's a little, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't fight.

Monday means Joe Stanley pops in, Stanley Law,

the maximum award people.

Good morning, Joe.

Good morning, guys.

Not to give Cody or my wife any ideas,

but you've got an article here, a story about a woman

that poisoned her husband.

This is a very weird story.

She's not trial for murder in her husband by lacing one

of his muscle mule or something.

Oh, the mule cocktails, like in the cocktail with fentanyl

and killed him.

And allegedly she had tried it two weeks before

in Valentine's Day in a sandwich,

but it was the only got sent.

Oh, hell no.

And the reason allegedly is she needed money

and he had five policies about four or five million dollars

worth of life insurance.

And so that's some of the proof that's going forward,

but the ultimate weirdness about this is after he dies,

she writes a book about grief for their two children.

Like a children's book.

Oh, she did.

And she became successful.

Oh, no.

I mean, you created the morning.

That's why we needed to more.

Right.

Because of you, I got to think though,

like if anybody starts asking you to sign a lot of life

insurance policy, it's a piece of specialist of that person.

Well, you know, we're suing they did him years before

when they were happily married.

And you see, you have all these life insurance policies

and you're in a split up mode.

You might want to seriously consider changing your

beneficiaries or at least I'm leaving them to the estate.

Good tip.

Like if you and the wife aren't getting along anymore,

you know that you got a bunch of life insurance.

Well, and that's something that sometimes

in divorces don't get taken care of or if somebody passes away

after a divorce, if you don't change those beneficiaries,

you can end up giving money to somebody you don't even want

or have anymore because the beneficiary stays the same.

You can get divorced and if you don't change it.

Oh, that's a good point.

So if you get divorced and you never up like Joe,

say I have to take that beneficiary, your ex-wife.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, people come to me and say,

I want to sue because the distributes of the estate,

she, I just, she get the money they've been divorced

for years, they hated each other.

Yeah, well, they didn't update the paperwork.

And here we are.

And can you ever win those?

No, because they didn't update it.

Wow, Stanley Law, the maximum award people,

Joe, always great story.

Thanks for coming in.

Gradio world, we will hand you off to the 90s at nine.

Where are you going?

I'm putting on my fart scar.

Oh, I wonder why it's weird.

Oh, it's like marijuana.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, it's a good trade off.

We'll put some hockey in Twitch and YouTube.

No, but on Twitch and YouTube stream, I love hockey.

I'm really into that game.

I was telling Cody I've been working

on my career mode all weekend.

It's fun.

Every year, they update it in these games.

It's just a little, it's been really fun.

Yeah, I was sent down to the AHL briefly.

I had to really earn my, earn my spot, but I'm back.

You got to learn.

I'm back on the Calgary Flames.

Don't you worry about that.

Yeah, how does that work?

What?

How do I get put on a team?

I really don't remember.

I think like when I did the juniors,

I think I got offered something from anybody.

Anybody?

Okay, okay.

I don't remember how that happened.

I don't, they make you pick at the start.

So I just pick the Bruins.

Not the career, the game.

Yes, this is what your favorite team.

And I'm like, all right, yeah, I guess just them

because I liked them from NHL 94.

It came nearly above all that other stuff.

Then I was hoping that they didn't get drafted.

They don't put you on that team because for Madden,

you would pick like the Cowboys as your favorite team

and then the game would put you on the bill.

Yeah, so I don't want to be put on the Bruins.

No, you'll see you'll get, there's a draft.

It's really fun.

Yeah, I wanted to be in random.

We'll play a little hockey in our gaming stream.

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He told me to tell you can't sit in any of his cars

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Oh, Josh's butt stinks.

I don't know what the tag's like.

He told me to tell you that personally.

Radio World, you get the 90s at nine with a little hole.

Yeah.

I am.

Middle hole.

Tall eyes.

Tall male.

Tall legs.

I am.

Tall male.

Tall male.

Tall female.

Tall male.

Tall male.

Tall male.