
Disaster Day Keeps Getting Worse for Trump; Karoline Slammed After Shocking Admission
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He looks forward to watching the game tonight and we look forward to the United States beating our soon to be 51st state Canada. What a knee slapper. I mean, what an absolute knee slapper. That was hilarious, Caroline. I mean, you would think that maybe you had a serious job. I mean, that's just that is so embarrassing. That is so that is the White House press secretary talking about one of our allies, the disrespect, the normalization of the disrespect. And she did all of that while she wears her Christian cross lying to the American public eroding democracy. And then Trump has basically, I don't know if this is dementia or broken clock is right twice a day. He basically re-truth or re-grammed somebody that posted the following pop this up.
It's so crazy. Okay, Matt Vansfowl tweets, I don't think the GOP fully grasped how badly they are fucking up right now. I'm talking about people who normally have zero interest in politics who are legitimately pissed off. They are not seeing the major reform they thought would happen and are really mad about it retweeted by Donald Trump. I don't know what's going on there. I think it's just like a boomer with a smartphone. But I think Matt Vansfowl, who is a total maga thumper, is 100% right. I mean, the Republicans have royally screwed the pooch on this. The only difference between this Republican administration and all of the others, if they screwed everything up in a much quicker rate, the acceleration rate is so much higher. Then as we move along here, we have Levitt
responding to Trump's post. So she's still on the job a little bit today. Play the clip. President is wholeheartedly committed to helping Republicans across the board retain the majority. And I think voters across the country will be presented with a contrast, but yeah, we're presented with a contrast like dipshit dementia or somebody who is alive and cognizant and likes democracy. This is just can you imagine all the covering up, all the lying, all the pretzeling, the moral gymnastics, the mental gymnastics that all of these people surrounding him have to do on a daily basis. I mean, it's just, and they must be in love because there's no way I could do that unless I was goo, goo, gaw, gaw in love. It's just insane. But speaking of insane, you guys, this is hilarious. Ted Cruz admits that he has a small penis pop this up. He retweet somebody.
That has posted a picture of a clip of Dolly Parton singing. And he retweets it and writes legend. And then he does the crying emoji, the heart emoji in the prayer emoji. The only problem with this retweet is the account that originally tweeted the clip is called Ted Cruz's tiny dick. Ted Cruz retweeted it. And then with it, of course, somebody in his office was like, hey, you've got a problem here. You need to take that down. But I just want to remind everybody that super patriot, super American patriot Ted Cruz born in Canada, by the way. Not that I care, but they care about that stuff. On 9-11, one year, he liked a porn tweet. And it was some pretty nasty porn. And he went ahead and liked it. And he blamed the whole thing on a staffer or an intern, which we all know Ted did it. And so Ted has a lot of problems on the internet.
All right. Let's move on to Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. He is actually out campaigning for the midterms and says, Trump is on the ballot in November. And I say, do it. I want little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson doing all 50 states. Get his ass out there. Let's get him promoting his his brand of leadership, which basically is this, hey, do you want me to put your ball, my balls in your right desk drawer or your left desk drawer, Mr. President? So let's play the clip. We're going to talk about what we've done for the people. And then the president's going to look right in the camera and say, I am on the ballot. Okay. Because even his name isn't right. His administration, his legacy, the American first agenda is. It's just hilarious, Mike. I mean, what a pissy this guy is. I mean, I think out of all the people around Donald Trump, this one, like he's a speaker of the house. Think about like back when Nancy Pelosi was the speaker of the house where you liked her or didn't like her. She was in charge.
She had power and she wielded it every day. She had boss bitch, big dick energy at all times. And now we have this little pipsqueak. I mean, this is the speaker of the house. Donald Trump's definitely going to be on the ballot. I mean, it's so pathetic. And also the crowd, LOL, does you hear like maybe one person laughing and zero clapping? All right. Also, billionaire coin based CEO, Brian Armstrong, goes on Katie Miller's podcast to explain why charity is actually a bad thing. Play the clip. The common view is that philanthropy is like this noble cause and you know, like Bill Gates after the DOJ thing is like, I'm going to go rehabilitate my image and do philanthropy. I guess I have sort of a contrarian view, which is like a lot of charities and philanthropies are actually negative on the world and they get captured. It's actually remarkably hard to find a foundation that has not gotten captured by ideology. I mean, it's it's it's wild to be a part
of the magma movement. Empathy is a problem. Jesus Christ is a problem if you're a Christian because it is dark skinned and radical empath hated the accumulation of wealth. And now philanthropy is a problem. And who else mirrors this stuff? Elon Musk, all of these tech oligarchs, they don't give anything. This is why Dolly Pardon has been so wildly celebrated right now because she gave a shit. She put her money where her mouth was. These guys are greedy, lazy people that would be nothing without the United States taxpayer and how they feel about their patriotism is to say, you're so lucky that I live in your country. I should be entitled not to pay taxes, really truly the grossest among us. And Elon Musk, of course, responds to this, pop this up. He's right. I mean, Elon Musk, I just want to remind everybody, was an illegal immigrant,
now legal citizen, but initially was an illegal immigrant. And he would be nothing without government contracts, government subsidies. Yet he sits in Texas and some bunker somewhere and he acts like he's a victim. And he acts like he's a victim of immigrants. And it's like, dude, you're the immigrant. You're like, when I can think of all the immigrants in the United States that has caused the most trouble for our country, number one, Elon Musk, the most problematic immigrant the country has ever had. You're it, Betty, you are a self-poster for self-deportation. Like, if you announce, hi, I'm Elon Musk and I'm going to deport myself right now in one of my spaceships. Everybody would spontaneously go out into the streets and celebrate like big time. I can only think of one other event that could happen that would have a bigger celebration than that announcement. I'll leave that to your imaginations what that is, but Elon, seriously, nobody likes you. Deport yourself. Deport yourself. Put your actions where your mouth is. You don't like immigrants than deport yourself from the
United States of America because we hate your guts. And then Greg Bavino, and you all might remember, Greg Bavino is the little guy that worked for the Department of Homeland Security. And he was always trotting around in his Hitler like SS style outfits, right? Acting like he was a big boy and he had his cowboy hat on and all this stuff. Well, he no longer has the job he had anymore. I don't know if I did anything to do with the fact that his agency was shooting people in the face with no due process that he was part of a cold, blooded killing squad. I don't or I'm not don't know why, but he has gone on to Tucker's podcast to shed some light on it. So let's take a listen. Tucker, this is the greatest issue and greatest threat that our nation is faced since it's founding. The administration didn't want you to have security. Why? I think to silence me because it sounds like you like get your killed because that's what it sounds like. Do I think they want me dead at this point? Yes. Oh my God, the Trump administration wants to kill Greg Bavino.
Who would have ever guessed it that they don't give a shit about you, Greg? They don't give a shit about anybody. You're just a stupid puppet to go and act. Steven Miller's idea of pornography, which is watching dipshit inferior people like you bully brown skinned people. That's what gets him off. In the minute you're no longer useful, the minute you're no longer popular, they will discard you and according to you, kill you. Okay, I mean, I would say this sounds far fetched, but considering who your bosses were, it really doesn't. But then Bavino tweets this. I sat down with Tucker and told him what they didn't want said out loud. I was removed by status quote bureaucrats for going hard. The war should be fought on American soil. You are being gaslit. They want you to think mass deportations are happening. They're not. It's theater. Watch the interview. Then decide which movie you're in. Why do they all say the stupid shit like this?
Why do they all communicate like this? All right. I don't know if that was a great episode or depressing. I'll let you decide. Let me know in the comments. Pre-order my back not today fascists. Like subscribe to our channel and we'll be back later with more news. you can't miss whether it's one room or the whole house. Wayfair has pieces for every style and budget. Shop Wayfair's Labor Day clearance now through September 7th at Wayfair.com.
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