Discriminated Against By Hawaiians | The Bath House Live Call In Show

Welcome back everybody to what could possibly be the final installment of the bathhouse we're going out of business

Listen, I'm sad that you're going out of business

But I was honored to be invited for the last episode so it's now it has to be the last

Well, it's I am this is I you know what I was thinking

What fun would it be high stakes

Live stream where you the viewer can decide if there will ever be another episode

Well, it's already a great episode because I just found out that Barry ribb survive COVID

Very I am I didn't see them in six years. I thought for sure he was a COVID victim. No

How many times did you get COVID?

Zero zero, but you know that but I got it today. Yeah. Oh, okay

We're under a bridge. You got probably burned seeing we have just three white guys on the podcast as the final episode

This way podcasting should be yeah, just three white men

They got to cancel us on that alone. I know just three white guys just takes one care and meant to get pissed off

So anyways, there's a super chat goal if we hit it there will be another episode. What's the goal?

What's the number? It's a twenty five dollar super chats so wait

So if we just hit twenty five dollars on today's no not twenty five dollars would be a hundred dollars total

That's it. That's it. I think I think it's a funny move if they don't do

Okay, yeah, really in their hands. It's really in their hands and all they get is just with only one

Box only one more episode one more episode. You're holding them hostage. I'm literally turning the show into

One of those rug Indian rug stores that's going out of sale

Perpetual we get to the end of the business. Can I start doing like an auction style or something? We can auction Barry off

Well, how much how much do you think is a date with Barry ribb's one of you? Oh

I'm getting off my meds now man. What meds you on?

Lexopro. Yeah, oh really everybody knows that's what depression

No, I told an anxiety so it makes me seem normal. Oh, okay, you're big. You're very anxious because that's the Jew

Yo, you look grown out of anxiety. You still have the energy for it. Yeah

You'll robby the crazy. I your age is still just doesn't go away. No, here's the thing. What are you worried about the future for?

He's oh, no. Yeah, that's yours. Yeah, there you go. Okay. There you go

That's the COVID I got a fresh a fresh peachy dress

By the way, by the way, COVID mucus obviously and I just before I started to cut you off

But if we I know that because I set up a YouTube membership thing where I'm like if we hit this number of membership

That's still on the table if we hit the membership then the show will continue in perpetuity. However, we're like I have a really good

140 listen

We got to raise funds today. Why don't we start by auctioning the toothy just spit out without a tooth that was mucus

That's okay. He literally just horked in a glass. Yo, I got I got a mucus issue with something that may be pre-COVID, right?

It might be coming off the Lexopro. Maybe he's coming off the Lexopro. Yo, every did you know the Lexopro guys?

By the way the phone lines are open

What's the number again Johnny? I can't remember the number and there's also a patreon if you're a member of the patreon of the YouTube chat

There's also a patreon number at one three four seven three nine one six nine nine five because we don't have the

Telephone this and go direct to camera. Yeah, this is your chance to save the bath house

It really is if only you guys can come up with $100 which is worth way more to these poor Canadians

So that's enough to actually make not even a hundred dollars after YouTube's kind of could be as low as 50 dollars

So someone just walked in here with those $100 cash

Uh, I guess theoretically

And I'm just trying to give some people some skin in the game here. Hello. We got a rave online just so you guys remember you can hang up

I want to hang up on that person. Don't hang up on rave already rave. What's that maybe rave?

Just got in a brutal car accident, but Barry wanted to tell us about rave. Are you there? Are we already?

There he is. I was like are we already not working? What's up rave?

What's up? Uh, what's up, Barry? What's up? What's up? What's the guy in the left name?

Robby's fire burn scene. I thought Robby. Did you look good? You're looking thin. Yeah. I've been

Lifting a little way. It's starting to start to work for me. I think I heard Ray last time I was here, right?

You heard

Yeah, Ray if I'm gonna pull up the photo of your that you sent me earlier today. Is that you in your profile photo?

Uh, yeah

Oh my god. What happened?

Can I show the picture to the camera?

So I uh, I sent you a second photo that doesn't have my full face in it. You sure that one?

Oh, oh, you know what? That was like an expiring one and they're expired. Do you remember when you talked about that?

That's rave got rave got in a car accident. Oh shit, dude.

Wow. Yeah, just flash it real. Just flash it real quick to the camera. It's all good.

He looked brain damage in that car accident or uh, yeah, trans hooker beat you up and you don't want to admit to it.

There you go. Rave got. Yeah, that's that's a road rash. So what happened, Rave? You got to know who?

So it was like Friday

Yeah, yeah, it's not coming. So it was like Friday. I broken up with one girl Wednesday.

The chick that has answer and won't do anything about it. Yeah, she won't do anything about it.

About her cancer. Hey, the good news is she'll be boldly thin. I could get into that.

Yeah, I guess she's not getting treatment. Yeah, she has a Jew fucking crazy, crazy.

Junos. Excuse me. We got Jews here tonight. No, we have three white guys.

Yeah, but uh, we're trying to risk on Friday.

And I, I uh, it was like one o'clock in the afternoon. I finished work and I was like, my buddy

texted me like, I'm grilling wings at the dive bar down the street and I was like a flow show.

So I went and had like two doles and eight like eight wings and then I rode like another like 15

miles on a bike to my boy's house to go take dab with him and shit like that and hang out there.

And then I rode my bike, you know, home like whatever it was like 15 miles and I took a short cut

like taking the city because I got the I took the the route to my friend's house was just on a trail.

Yeah, enough. And on the way back on the trail, there was a green light and it's kind of a short cut

if I catch all those green lights. So I just got on the street and went that way.

And then uh, like I'm like two blocks from my house. I'm literally across the street.

Oh, that's what it always happens. Yeah, I'm across the street from a hospital that I'm like right

that's good. And I'm on the on the sidewalk going 15, 20 miles an hour and a car turns into

the gas station. I'm riding across the driveway. Yeah. And they just hit my back tire and I fly

forward. Oh, and can we get a description of them? Oh, yeah, no, they got arrested there on the

spot. Okay, how are we going to make money on long stories? It's just the show. I don't know.

I mean, uh, you bring up a very developed point. Um, maybe he should pay, he should pay

to a hundred. He's taking a lot of time. No, this is the, the RAFE is injured. RAFE is a long time

call. And he's a VIP like, right? He's not a VIP, but he, uh, well, he kind of is actually. Yeah,

but he's, uh, he got in a car accident. So, uh, we got to, so the person who hit you as a woman.

Yeah. Yeah. It was like, oh, Barry, they had a very, so much. They're out of time.

I don't know what she looks like. Was she shot? I don't remember really anything that happened

right afterwards. So she got arrested. What do you think she got charged with just like dangerous

driving or assault like? Uh, she got, she got charged with a DUI and then, uh, she was hammered.

Uh, yeah, she was, yeah, she was drunk and then, uh, well, uh, uh, uh, hit me run because she tried

to, like, try to like, uh, dip, but they caught her like a block and a half away. Hmm. So, uh,

leaving the scene of a crime. So are you going to make some money off of this and can you donate it

to the bathhouse? Well, I don't think she, I don't think she has any money, bro.

That sucks. But you say, well, no, you don't get it. No, insurance. You don't get the money from

the person. You get the money from the insurance. Where is he? Oh, yeah. You're in Ohio.

In Ohio. I'm in Ohio. Oh, he oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Uh, yeah, you're gonna

get a little chunk of change in the most litigious country on earth for sure. I don't do that. I got,

I, I fucking slammed into a car that ran a stop sign in San Diego and I got five grand

for a fucking dislocated shoulder. That's it. Well, you rammed into him, which is different. This is

a drunk driver hit you. You just, you need a, you need a good Jew lawyer. You need a guy who looks

like Barry Rims, but isn't Barry Rims. Yeah. You need a Barry Rims. Yeah, she was up with the

whole bunch of folders. I got the most, I got the, I got the most Jew guy. My fucking sister

along those. Oh, okay. She's like rich. Yeah, she's like rich as hell. Oh, yeah. Do you have a

neck brace? No, I would get a neck brace. You need a cane and you need a lawyer. You got, you

need a single crutch. You need a Mark Levin type letter. My client here. He can't walk. I blame

my ran. Yeah, you got to throw the kitchen. I mean, you know, he hasn't shit right since the accident.

Have you shit right since the accident? Say, say no. You're on the record. You've been

shitting. No, you're not sitting here. We're training you right now. We shouldn't have five days.

Yeah, you haven't shit. Exactly. We're trying to keep the bathhouse dream alive and make you guys

money so that you can know. I mean, we're going to get great fucking paid, dude. What do you get,

would you take a person with a hung up on them? I don't know. That's what it works. I have one more

thing to say. Go ahead, riff. This is gay as hell, but I can't get it out before Barry can raise

us. The first time we ever called in, the first time we've ever called in was the day after his

father passed away. My condolence. That was like the second time I called it. This is

at the rock. We're going on the trip. Yeah. He uses of dead father as an excuse to get on like to

jump the line. It was a great call. It was like one of the greatest calls in the line because he's

telling everybody there is a line. There is kind of a line now, but how many times did this

father die? He's got a lot of dead fathers. He snorted his dad. How cool is that? Come on. You

gotta give some props to that. I have a lot of tolerance, but you gotta go, dude. Is that

that thing? You got a sense of humor. Stay on bikes or whatever the fuck you're doing. Stay

away from 12-year-old girls. All right, the phone lines are up. Yeah, so I don't know how to,

unfortunately, we don't have a good call already, so it's like first come, first serve coming

tonight. I'll read some super chats in a moment. Have you checked, book out? Hello, you're on the

bathhouse. Who am I speaking with? Yes. That's not how you start. You say gentlemen. We're

gentlemen. Relax, Mary. I'm sorry. Usually, usually, usually, you have to unmute this time. I

did not. It's a whole system because we used to. Yeah, don't worry about that. You're on a time

constraint. You guys don't read people's names off of the thing. Yeah. You got 60 seconds left.

Anyway, so I can't super chat, but I will Venmo use the $100 to keep the show going.

On the second call, we got this in the bank. Can we trust this? You notice, dude? I don't know.

Why are you signing up for the Patreon? No, I called it a few weeks ago. We talked for that

and we don't know each other. You can give a Venmo out. How do people steal from you if you give

them your Venmo? I guess I can have my Venmo. Have an email, Johnny, and we'll coordinate.

We've got a deal in the show. Let's close. Where's the closer energy? He just promised to keep

your show alive. You really don't want to do the show. I'm very gullible. I believe he's

going to do the right thing. I think so too. What do you mean I'm going to do the right thing?

No, I think he's going to do the right thing. I think it's Mary's homeless energy brought

out to your patrons. Yeah, I guess I can. I don't know. Is there any risks to give me my Venmo?

You're sitting in front of computer. Look that up. I don't think there is.

All right, you know what, Johnny? What's your Venmo? This will go to Johnny. I don't know how to give

my Venmo. I don't have Venmo. You don't have Venmo. Can I use Venmo? My Venmo is really easy to find.

We have his number. It's literally my handle for everything. We can call him back at the end of the

show. I'm not concerned about it. Consider it closed. All right. All right. Is there a name?

Is there a name that we can use for the show? I really want is I don't I hate this fucking

I really just want people either I will what I really want with the show is just to have enough

viewer so I can just sell ads and people don't have to give me a dime. That is actually what I would

like to have happen. But in the meantime, he just kept your show alive. All right. Thank you. What's your name?

Matt. Matt. Okay. Thank you. He hesitated. I don't think he's legit. All right. Well, we'll see.

Unless we're are we on a seven-second delay? No. There's like a three-second delay. Yeah. Oh, maybe

that's why it's some that hesitation. No, he's not on a delay. We're not on a delay. Okay. I think you're

on a delay. All right, Matt. Well, anyways, what did you want to talk about, man?

I don't want to keep the fucking show alive. All right. Well, we go all right. Thanks, Matt. We got

an extra week though. You were a champion and we're going to have one of our people give you call

at the end of the show so we can uh it's really easy to find my phone. Oh, okay. Well, then we'll

confirm it and thank you. You got to do the telephone thing. We're supposed to connect them to

like women on the phone. I thought I'd do the old operator thing. But I'm hoping we would get

down to the wire on this thing to just build up the the tension. It's tension. But there's

you know what? Maybe they'll come up with more money for future weeks that they know they don't

have to be there. All right. You know what? That's a good idea. Well, well, yeah, that's

I don't need the tension. My heart is a little. That's a good idea. I got an old one. I guess every

hundred dollars raised tonight. Another way to buy an additional. It's the Danny Polycheck

Telephone show drive. Yeah. And then that way I won't have to do this every week. Yeah. And

that's better. And I'll only do it on the last show. And I can live an extra week.

For every hundred dollars you give. Help keep Barry LaRibs alive. Better things to

donate money though is just go tell somebody about the show. That would be much better.

We'll bill. All right. Thanks, man. We'll bill. All right.

Thank you. Look at this. We're cooking. I feel like we're going to make a lot of money.

We'll cook it. Yeah. And I'm sorry about the I I don't have a way of we flip the script to

the show and start cold calling them and I'll close them on donating to the show. Oh yeah,

you're a bit of a salesman right now. Hello.

Can we have a hot chick? There's no hot chicks who listen to show you crazy.

Gilly. I attract hot chicks. Yeah. What's up, Gilly?

Okay. Gilly just hung up on me. Hello.

You're on me. Yeah. You're on the bathhouse. That's my line.

Hey, it's Steve. What's up? What's up, Steve? I thought for the show that I think

take it to leave it. I thought it'd be interesting to have calls with prisoners, but I don't

think that's really that practical. You know what? I've thought about that, but the thing is is one

because little day, well, a little ban when it was looking like he might wind up in jail.

We were saying how he could call in, but I don't think there are a lot to make calls at this time.

I think phone privileges are over at 9 p.m. I think they're like sleeping in prison right now.

Yeah, that's a good point. The other idea I had was there's a lot of these close prisoners.

Oh, yeah, West Coast prisoners.

This prison is all over the globe. Yeah, but it's no, but it would have to be West Coast,

like maybe a prisoner in Hawaii could call. Oh, you just deal with Americans.

But they would have to someone would have to know someone who's in prison in Hawaii because they

don't have YouTube, like they can't watch live stream. So they just have to know to call in.

There's a lot of white people in prison in Hawaii. You know, they don't like white people.

Really? They don't like, they don't like people like us? They're bigoted like crazy.

Yo, and they're expensive too. The white people? Yo, the Hawaiians, man, they really

fuck up the ass. This is like the first time I've heard any anti-Hawaiian sentiment in my life.

No, it's anti white people like us. They don't like us.

Did you take, did you take a vacation down there and they gave you a hard time?

What happened? I was, I was in that jail and shit. You went to jail in Hawaii?

Yeah. What did you do? I got street cred. What happened?

Well, as you kind of know me a little bit, I, I don't.

You were off your likes a pro on vacation in Hawaii.

I don't respect authority and shit. So what happened? Yo, Johnny,

a white dude feels like he's a supremacist. You go to Hawaii.

There's, you're talking to a lot of our audience right now.

You, you learn right away that they don't go for that shit.

So you were around a skin. So you were a bit of a white supremacist in Hawaii?

Yeah, I do. I do. I do the magnitude and they fun.

And what were your charges? Yo, they made, they conjured up, okay.

They conjured up. What happened? Is that too fancy for your audience?

They created a new charge call to act in like Barry ribs in public.

Barry, okay. What year was this? Yo, that's, that's when I was at late teens and stuff.

So you're late teens. You're in where in the 1930?

This is right after Pearl Harbor. It was,

cause head engines and stuff. Yeah, I know. So, okay. So you're, it wasn't the

quaint shit. So you're, so you're like the late 60s, probably something like that.

You're in Hawaii.

Where in Hawaii?

Yeah, that's right. Honolulu?

Yeah, on the main, on the main, the big one.

Yeah, the big one.

Okay.

And what happened?

I ran into two cops.

Okay.

And they didn't like me like, I just, I have a habit of spitting.

Okay. They didn't like you spitting on the sidewalk.

You've seen it. You got flim.

Yeah, you got flim.

That's mucus, Rob.

Yeah, same thing.

But I didn't have, I didn't have mucus then.

Yeah, I bet you know, mucus is when you're up there in age.

Right. You get mucus.

That's what we have to look for when you're young. You never do it.

Sure. That mucus.

So, okay. So you spit on the ground.

Yeah. And they said, what do you do?

What are you doing?

And I, I, I copped an attitude and you had an attitude.

And then what was the charge?

I think disorderly, disorderly conducts.

So how long did you spend in the, in the, you know, just a weekend?

You went to jail for a weekend for spitting on the ground in America.

And yes, and they weren't that nice, okay?

I got kicked in the ass a few times, but I liked it.

And then they let you go or you get kicked in the ass.

It's a great feeling.

Not really.

And so do you have to spend any penalty or just the weekend in jail?

Just, yeah, I think I got a little fine.

Yeah, a little fine.

$100 or something.

That's a lot of money back then.

That gets the bath house alive.

Exactly.

It's like in the 60s.

Yeah.

So you guys, so you had, you went to Hawaii and have you been back to Hawaii since?

Fuck no.

I'm, I'm protesting in Boycott and you're the rest of my life.

That's crazy.

You have any, you have any Hawaiians that call in?

I don't think so, but if there's any Hawaiians watching.

Please, please call in Hawaiian so I can hang up on you.

I don't know if it'll go well.

Um, sorry, I don't know how we got so derailed, but I don't even remember where you're going.

That was fascinating here about Hawaii.

The way I thought is that there's a lot of shows like Ian Dick

and like, um, Matt Hoffman.

Either Dick and they all, what did he say?

Like, if you had one column with three comics.

So here's the, here's the thing is because I've actually thought because the comedy club here

is by Union Square and there's a lot of crazies around.

And I've thought in the past that like wouldn't it be funny if I just collect some guy

on the subway?

But the comedy club is not going to let me bring these people into the green room.

That makes sense.

Yeah, but I have thought because I've seen some interesting characters around

and I go, that would be funny if I just brought them to be on the show.

Remote segments.

Well, no, remote segments with homeless people.

Yeah, they don't have the equipment.

You walk up to them with the equipment and say, I don't think I'm getting you back there.

I'm taking a fan from a caller.

Do you want to talk to them with me?

Oh, like we go kind of like we're going to go out on a, like Johnny takes the camera off

and we go like live on.

Yeah, and you put it on the end of the application.

Hey, I got a fan here has got a problem.

We feel like you've lived some life.

You might be able to help solve it.

That I as much as I like that idea, I think the tactical

doing that would be difficult.

Or you can reach them in the middle and keep having berry ribs.

Yeah, berry ribs is essentially that.

He's a convict.

He's Hawaii, Hawaii.

He hates Hawaii.

He hates Hawaii.

He's like a Hawaiian big guy.

How many people you know has ever been in the, in the you're the only person

I've ever heard in my life who says something negative about Hawaiians as a, as a general,

not like our skin color.

I went to Hawaii.

I got married in Hawaii.

There was nothing but pleasantries.

You'd be good.

You're a nice student.

I'm not.

Yeah.

You're like bad.

Lee Roy Brown or whatever.

You didn't get off the plane to go.

There's so many browns here.

All right, yeah.

No, I like Ian Bick.

I've talked to Ian Bick before actually because I'm trying to get Derek and Geo to go do a show.

Because I was like, I've told Derek.

I was like, go do Ian Bick's show.

It's in like Connecticut or something.

You could maybe go do it with you.

I mean, you also could have like random.

There's all these like growing up Italian.

And there's a lot of random shows that have niche subcultures around New York.

Where he's had one.

I mean, I could maybe have Ian Bick.

Maybe in different dynamic.

And it would be, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

As long as they're not like, because there is, this is like a

business and it's the green room.

I probably can't bring like crazy people in here.

But they're like, I could maybe expand it outside of comedy.

I mean, I had Lisa Anna.

Yeah.

If you had like one Italian pizza mixer, the idea is just that they have different audiences than you have.

And they're not going to respond like comics.

And then they have a story.

So when you have colors coming in, that's not the worst.

That's not the worst.

The other focus beyond.

Yeah.

If I find people in New York who are not comedy.

I'll see y'all.

I'll see y'all.

Even like how fiovon interviews like a garbage worker.

It's not like you just have to ran the person in.

Yeah.

To like have a different dynamic.

It's almost like a three of you are interviewing him or whatever.

It would just pass you kind of the back of the book.

I'll kick tires on that.

Well, let me ask you this.

Before we let you go, it sounds like you're really passionate about this show.

And possibly a different style of content with guests.

Are you willing to contribute to make that happen?

Yeah, I'm going to go on log into what is it?

YouTube and close in here.

$3, baby.

I'm closing here.

I mean, I think we're not like crazy far away.

Anyways, thank you for that.

I will take that new account.

That might be okay.

That might be okay.

I don't know what that is.

Later, man.

There is also an issue where I'm just totally shadowed in on YouTube.

And it doesn't help.

Oh, fuck.

There's no pause.

So I can't even read super chats.

Lil Dan.

My favorite way, man.

Lil Dan?

Lil Dan, my favorite way, bro.

Yo, oh, Lil Dan sounds like Lil Dan's turning up.

What up?

It's happening.

Pause action.

It was good, bro.

How you doing, Lil Dan?

Shit, challenge, challenge.

I'm going to see Lil Dan now.

My next mom.

My brother.

I'm going to see Lil Dan.

What's wrong with Pittsburgh?

Oh, by the way, I'll be in Fort Worth this weekend.

Come on out.

Take it to Danny.

How are we going to be there in Pittsburgh for you, bro?

Big laugh comedy club.

Oh, I haven't done that.

Hyenas is a lot of fun.

Yeah, I just did Hyenas in Dallas, which is probably a mistake

doing Fort Worth because I did them four months apart.

Yeah, there's so much different markets.

Yeah.

I don't draw well enough to do both, man.

I don't draw dwell enough to do both.

Who's that with you, Lil Dan?

I'm sorry for y'all.

Let's hear it.

Put it on.

Put your friend on.

Put your friend on.

Yeah, I'm on, I'm on.

I got the story for y'all today.

What's up?

Let's hear it.

All right, so you know, I was buried, right?

Yeah, your wife beat you up twice.

She said, married her brother.

No, no, no, no.

She didn't beat me up, right?

So you put them in jail.

I was, I was with her.

Yes, put me in jail.

You know, y'all know all that shit.

Yeah, put me in jail.

Uh, we were, I was at, I was at my brother's house

telling four days she ain't hit me up, right?

Her friend tells me

that she is, we're another man, right?

Oh, no.

So I show up to the house with my brother, is that

and you know, we're at the house.

I knock on the door.

I tell her to come outside

and he opens the door and I put them

in the kitchen, right?

You punched him in the face?

Yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I,

I'm down there knocking him out.

Wait, I don't even, I jab at that.

Okay, did you go right back to jail?

Oh, no, I ain't going to go.

This guy talks like it's where I want to go.

Yeah, I walked up to that.

Hold on, was I getting buried?

Of the two people who just talked.

Person one, person two.

Which one is white and which one is black?

On this, on this call.

Yeah, two people have talked so far.

Really?

Yeah.

I just heard a dude in the background

and I heard this dude.

No, there's the first guy and then this guy.

Oh, yeah?

Which one's white and which one's black?

Well, I know is the dude that was violent and shit.

Yeah, he doesn't know how to lay pipe.

Barry says you don't know how to lay pipe.

All right, so this is bad.

I'm black.

I'm, I'm a nigga.

Yo, we don't use the N word here.

He's black.

He's allowed to.

Oh, he is.

Yeah.

The first guy was one.

Hey, thank you.

You're a nigga too.

So it's okay.

Yeah.

And the first guy can use it.

And, and, and it's a pass.

I acknowledge what I said.

My credit, my criticism.

Can you lay pipe?

He's got, yeah.

No, his wife's just a whore.

Sometimes, sometimes there's a third option.

Sometimes that's an option, Barry.

Are you, are you still with this fine lady?

No, no, no.

Technically, Mary's still, yeah, but it's.

Technically, I didn't go with her.

Look, I put the guy in the face.

He beat, he beat them.

She was fucking some other nigga and he beat them up.

Nice.

Good for you.

Good for you, Bam.

Bam and Dan.

I don't believe in violence.

Hey, so you remember I was telling you guys,

I got my asshole by her, but, you know,

I had to show her that, you know, you have to, you have to show her what's up.

I beat Niggas.

Sure.

And when was this then?

When did this happen?

Two days ago.

Two days ago.

Is that within A or an E or when he says it?

He says it within A.

Within A.

Okay.

Yeah.

Did you want to try?

Did the guy, uh, was he out cold or did he get back up and try and fight you

and stumble over?

Like, was it, uh,

No, no, no, no, look, I beat his ass.

We left.

He like after, but was it one shot knockout from you?

Are you guys actually like, you punched him?

He punched you back?

No, no, no.

When I punched him the first time he stumbled and then, you know,

I was punching him and my cripple brother.

Yeah, yeah.

I was, I had him in the headlock and then my brother punched him in the face.

So it was too long now.

No, I, I was just asked before my brother punched him in the face.

I just wanted him to punch him in the face.

Yeah, I mean, having sex with a married woman.

You don't do that?

Yeah, yeah.

Black.

And then after I beat his ass, his guy tells me he texted me and he's like,

yeah, well, you're almost knocked me out.

I think we should get a rematch.

Oh, so is there going to be a rematch?

You got to take that.

That's, that's fair.

I don't know, rematch.

I already won.

Yeah, but you don't want him just now rolling up on you,

knocking on your door.

You might as well have an honest fist fight.

Ain't nobody's not going to run or are you going to?

Hey, he's not knocking on another door.

He's a, he's a bitch.

I've heard of five bitch.

If he's a bitch, why are you afraid of the rematch?

Yeah.

That's a good point.

Hey, pay for the, pay for the, yeah, I'm thinking we can really raise funds

for the bad atmosphere right now.

You think all the money or the bad on him?

Yeah, I can't play, he, I can't play with you on a podcast today

because look, I will pull out and we'll possess and stay on the phone with you guys.

Oh, my God, please do that.

Oh, that sounds like you'll be in trouble.

I don't like that idea at all.

You don't want to, you don't want to.

No, if you call, if you call the head of time,

Hey, tonight's the night we're fighting and he agrees

and you're not just sucker punching him.

That's great.

No, sucker punching.

But if you're showing up to re-sucker punch the guy you already knocked out,

that I can endorse.

Yeah, I did, were there words before you punched him?

Like, did you say anything or was just, he opened the door.

No, no, he opened, he opened my home door.

Or this is a door house.

No way, a lot of you are the way I close.

Oh, that's your home.

No, you're absolutely, yeah.

If you, if no video, no proof, if that's your home,

you're absolutely justified to punch the guy in the thing.

Yes, I agree.

Yeah, we're, we're married.

We lived together.

We just moved here like, you know, a couple of months ago.

You within your crib.

It was in our shit.

You pulled up your own crib and he was.

You're right.

I thought the guy was robbing the place and raping my wife.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Is that his lawyer advising him?

That is his lawyer.

Yeah, little Dan Esquire.

God, little Dan Esquire.

No, we have to, you know, I got my, I got my brother.

So, you know, they always been you so good.

So, you know, I don't, I don't know.

Well, that's a shitty situation.

But so are you, are you, do you guys have kids?

You have kids, right?

No, no, we don't.

Fortunately, they don't have kids.

Oh, that's good.

I got step, I got step kids.

Step kids.

No, they don't have kids.

When you say brother, you mean brother or brother?

I think a literal brother.

Gotcha.

Yeah, brother.

Look at your brother.

This is my brother.

Listen to your brother.

All right, well, then you just need to, I think what you need

to do here is just like really make sure you cut it off

with the woman.

But call this guy and say you can add a rematch to it

and then call us out.

The board is the D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Yeah, I'm not going to just throw that money.

Yeah, you got to, you got to divorce this chick

and just move on with your life.

And stop one advice for every man.

And stop disturbing a fighting and stuff.

Talk like generally.

Say that again then.

But when she gets that dick, it is over.

When she gets the dick, it's over.

That talk is going to end quickly.

Yeah, yeah.

I heard that on Dr. Phil.

It's reasonable.

It's reasonable.

Make sure I don't do any work in Pittsburgh.

Go ahead, let's.

All right, thanks, man.

Thanks a little, Dan.

You didn't do it.

Yo.

Yeah, I love it, Dan.

I can't even.

It was good.

It's going up, Dan.

Barry tried to hang up on you guys, but it didn't take.

And I won't be in Pittsburgh, so it won't look for me.

You got some extra time.

What's good, little Dan?

What's good in your world?

Shit.

You know, it looks same shit.

Different, you know, different toilet.

Different toilet.

Little Dan's a plumber.

Are you spit?

Oh my god, Barry.

Little, Barry?

It's a spittoon.

Barry has just like a spittoon.

It's a spittoon.

It's just like horking in a cup.

It's like a pro.

You're lucky.

I love Jews, man.

Yeah, man.

How do you know I'm a Jew?

Look at your face.

Listen to you.

I'm a regular on the show.

I can tell.

I know you're a Jew, dog.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I've been a squirrel here.

I know I see Jewels Jews all the time.

I see the hot seeds.

Yeah, hard to come.

Do the hot seeds clog more toilets than regulars?

Good question.

Do you ever work with the husseeds?

What?

I got my boy.

You know, you know, hot seeds don't like regular Jews

from my experience.

No, they're not big fans.

They're like Hawaiians that way.

They're like Hawaiians.

Yeah, they're the Hawaiians of the Jews.

Wait, so I want to know the analytics.

If I sit at Jews, clog more toilets than regular people.

I would say they're a little stingy.

They're going to like now.

I don't know how to keep butts.

Is they're very, they're not very liberal.

Okay.

We got.

All right.

All right.

Hang up on them.

I did it for them.

All right.

That was quick.

Well, there's all these people on hold.

I'm sorry.

This is the new system.

I can't say.

Wait, you got to take some super chats.

I know, I know, I know.

I can't read them because then the calls.

Let's ask the.

PK, PK.

PK, are you willing to wait a second?

Yeah, PK can raise money.

Yeah, PK, wait one second.

Let me read some super chats, okay?

What?

Yeah, yeah, wait one second.

All right.

We got Logan Sorders has saved the bathhouse.

$20.

Thank you.

There you go.

Dylan Farnham says,

N, Ironman Metal Bill,

who has been a member for 17 months, says,

I, 301, 416, says,

G, Howling Kenny Rogers, says,

G, B, Estero Hacker, says,

this is $7 Canadian to any.

Thank you.

Iron Metal Bill says,

G, Dylan Farnham says,

G, giving a grand.

No, these are $2.

$301, 416 is,

E, Dylan Farnham 1488 says,

R, Ironman Metal Bill,

they retard.

I don't know what they're smelling.

This is the new thing, right, Johnny?

No, I don't know, we've had them.

This one's for you, Barry,

this is from, this is Billy from Philly,

he says, the old crab sucks.

Crab?

Crab, no crab sucks.

I don't, I don't, I don't eat crab, it's not kosher.

Trippinator says $70 Canadian,

don't quit the, Danny, love the show and promise.

Poison 1553, Pablo says,

Danny holding the show hostage for money,

is the most you think he said in years,

don't give me any money, I'll end the show.

Port Mantosa says, Danny, please open,

shut out, and 300, 1, 416 says,

cheers Danny, thanks for your time,

also Gigi at 100 Matt.

And then Matt Noomi says,

eight no way you're dumping the show Danny,

you don't have to do it every week,

but shut your mouth and give the low value Scroats,

what they want.

I got to do a run your mouth phone drive, I love this.

Yeah, I'm going to wear a tuxedo.

I'm going to go just for an act, yeah, I want to do a full-on one day.

What's the guy who this phone is?

What's the, what's the, the old guy who used to do it?

What's the, uh, the Nutty Professor?

Jerry Lewis.

Jerry Lewis, right.

Yeah, uh, PK, are you there?

Most hated dude in the business.

Jerry Lewis, what's up?

PK, the, PK the American cowboy.

Gotcha.

Yeah, you know,

so I was calling to see if any of you guys were paying attention

to this race over in California, the governorship.

Yes, I actually, I did a Fox News radio show last week

and following me on the show with Steve Hilton,

who's, who's apparently in the lead.

Yeah, so he's in lead and then, uh,

and second is also a Republican, right?

Right behind him.

Yeah, isn't it going to be a Republican?

Chad Bianco, that's right behind him.

Yes, that fat lady, if you don't know how,

Katie Porter.

Katie Porter.

Yes, so it's going to be two Republicans running for governor.

Wow.

Yeah, and the only reason why this is going to be so epic is

if these fucking piece of shit lives keep infighting

and they keep calling each other, you know,

dino's and whatever.

Yeah, crazy people and nobody's willing to drop out.

The two top leading, uh, what is it?

Uh, uh, uh, people that are running for governorship out here,

they will do a runoff and it'll basically just be a Republican

against the Republican.

That's crazy.

I'm stupid because I always thought like it has to be

a Democrat versus Republican.

I didn't even know that was possible.

I didn't know that was a matter.

Is that a uniquely California?

Oh, yeah.

I just, or is it just like it always just...

No, they do that.

Yeah, they do that.

I always thought it has to be a Democrat versus a Republican.

It's really rare.

Well, that's the same thing having with Brandon Herrera, right?

Right.

Well, but I thought Brandon Herrera was running...

A weird bin.

Yeah, but I thought he was not running for...

Well, he was running to be elected to Congress.

Yeah.

Like, that was a primary.

But that's what I'm saying, right?

Like, uh, there isn't...

They have weird bullshit rules here in California.

So, they constantly do wild ass shit, right?

They just subvert all the red voting people

in like the small,

bump-fuck-nowhere towns, right?

And so you lived in California for your whole life?

For the most part?

Yeah, I was here my whole fucking life.

Okay.

How badly have the Democrats fucked up California?

Give me like the top three things they've done.

I mean, taxes were insane, right?

It was, um...

Millions of them?

Taxes aren't sane.

We based...

So, uh, they literally just voted for...

Secretly got this in.

Another 80% tax on gas.

80?

They did the top of, yeah.

And they're going to move.

And that's on top of, I ran more pricing.

80 cents.

That's...

Oh, 80 cents.

Yeah.

I just said 80 percent.

Yeah, 80 cents.

Okay.

No, no, no, no, no.

But gas is all...

Gas right now is already at about

$4.50.

That's crazy.

Where I'm at.

And that's like cheap gas.

I was just in Florida two weekends ago.

I think it was like $288 in South Florida.

$288 a gallon.

New York New Jersey's both for...

For something now, I think.

Yeah.

I don't know, I don't drive...

God!

Yeah, too.

I think it was like...

It was under $3.00 in New York?

I don't...

I don't drive in New York.

I try not to pay attention.

So, that's one.

And then they just raised sales tax.

I think last year by...

I want to say it was like about a percent

or something in certain counties.

Yeah.

And they did it under the guise of

trying to keep hospitals open.

And it's just like nobody shutting down hospitals, you fuck.

No.

And also, there's so many...

There's so many administrative people in hospitals

that take such a high salary

for just shuffling paperwork.

Yeah.

It's like...

I think they're spending most of their budget

on administrative heads.

Same thing with the California Teacher's Union.

They're a piece of shit.

Trick and none of our kids know how to read

or do math at grade level.

Even though they're passing them,

just pushing them on through.

No kid left behind.

All that bullshit.

All our kids are stupid.

Really making a mess.

I love what you do with this thing.

Yeah, formally.

So now here's the question.

Why have you ever considered moving?

And if so, and if not, why?

So, I'm a firm believer of staying in fighting.

Okay, fair enough.

Because I'm not...

You know, I'm not...

I don't want to go to somewhere else

because I was born and raised here, obviously.

Yeah.

I hate seeing that my state is getting ran over

by a bunch of assholes from the Midwest

where they didn't like it over there.

So, they came out here and then made it worse.

You know what helps make America...

...and make America damn jeet.

You know what helps reduce jeet, you know what term?

You know what helps reduce the

asshole population of America?

It's contributing to the bathhouse.

An educational program that helps people

in need get through their problems

and spreads white nationalists across this foundation.

So, I would like to ask you,

what is the contribution you're willing to put forward

to help keep the bad people alive?

I think we're already there.

So, me, personally, I'm of the, uh,

what is it, uh, Cesar Tava's method

and going to the border with baths and sticks

and whooping the illegal baths?

That was the wrong way.

I was going to raise some funds

not to get the immigrants beat off

once they get $3 for the bathhouse.

Because, uh, you're going to throw some illegals.

Yeah, that's, uh, not with my endorsement.

You're concentrating immigrants with illegal immigrants, okay?

Also, I don't want any legal immigrants either anymore.

We're done with that.

You have some bad news for you there, PK.

Yeah, I know, fuck it.

I'm a legal immigrant.

Yeah, I know.

Fuck, you're lucky.

You just go to them to that fucking house.

Oh, it starts today.

That's the asshole, buddy.

It just starts today.

Come on, the white one.

The white one's refined now.

I'm hoping you'll pull that fucking lotter up

behind you, bud.

Yeah, let's be honest.

The white ones are all right.

Or the off white ones.

We're in California, you live.

You know, I live in the else of Bay Area.

In the Bay Area.

Gotcha.

So PK, there must be some Hawaiians out there.

Do you have any beef with Hawaiians?

Any, you ever been wronged by any Hawaiians?

Uh, yeah, they smell like shit.

Oh, okay, there's one for you, Barry.

Barry hates Hawaiians.

No, they hated me.

But you hate that.

Yes.

No, well, so very, very key point about Hawaiians.

They always complain about their land being stolen or whatever.

And they don't realize like, if it wasn't for America,

their asses would have been fucking fucked during World War II.

Yeah, they literally would have been taken over and got ass raped.

They would know what Japanese they could, they could,

they would have either been Japanese or, and then eventually Chinese

fucking getting rammed in the ass by those two.

Or they could just be part of the American system

and fucking own some fucking guns and stop bitching in the line.

What about Oprah and her directed energy weapons being used against the people of Hawai'i?

How do you respond to this?

Yeah, the blue lasers.

Hold on, that was a Jewish space laser.

He's like, how dare you blame that on Oprah?

Oprah would never.

No, I hate Oprah too.

You open the bitch.

Yeah.

But, uh, no, like, I don't know.

I mean, but that's another issue too, right?

Like, nothing has happened with the people in Hawai'i.

They got their houses burnt down.

And nothing happened over in, uh, what was it?

North Carolina went all the floods came, right?

Barry, why are you hanging up on everything?

Um, we got a waiting line, we got a waiting line in KP or whatever.

Barry's like, PK, Barry's like very, uh, hang up happy.

Barry's also a closer.

He knows that he wasn't willing to open his wallet and make a donation.

This is what I never been fucking Jews on.

He's like, let's pitch, I made a mistake.

I brought all Jews onto him.

Barry's like, let's pitch the next guy.

I like Barry's energy.

I think PK, PK it is.

Yeah.

Yeah, PK brought too much like negative energy and stuff.

He agreed with you that Hawaiian suck.

Yo, PKKP suck my dick.

Whoa, Barry, aren't you fueled by negative energy?

Doesn't that, isn't that what keeps you going?

That's unnecessary.

All right, let's go to Dylan.

Dylan!

Hello.

Oh, hey, hey, what?

Wow, Dylan, I can tell Dylan's calling in with a mic.

This guy sounds good.

You can tell he's calling in with the share mic.

Yeah, sounds, sounds buttery.

Yeah, it's a road mic.

Oh, you sound, sound money.

If everybody called in like this, it'd be great.

You, can you sing?

Huh?

Uh, not right now because uh,

cough syrup is kind of taken over right now.

The cough syrup.

It's, uh, it titten me hard a little bit as I was waiting on hold.

It's probably not the best actually time for me to do what I was about to do,

which was, uh, go off full.

I'll take a stake about, uh, the, um, the jets that were crashing,

uh, that people were bitching at me.

Oh, man, you were, you, he was last night on my other call in

show. He says something about these jets that were crashing.

And he was getting it hard.

You were getting into the comments.

People were calling in.

People were not liking your take on the jets.

Not the New York Jets.

These two plugins that crashed.

Can you tell me the fact yourself that, that was the, uh,

the, uh, the super hornet that the, uh, that crashed.

Um, they actually lost two more yesterday.

Really?

Off of, uh, supposedly an aircraft carrier took two

hard of a turn and they fell off.

What's that can't, that's, I mean, I understand that's the excuse they gave,

but there's no way that that's possible.

How could an aircraft carrier take a sharp turn?

It gets so much worse.

So I went on like a full autistic like, uh, rampage, uh, because they set me off.

And, uh, I started looking up all the, the F-18s that were, uh,

the super hornets that were crashing and I started investigating all their

engines and now they operate.

Um, but one of the things that I found was like a list of like all the

crashes that had happened.

And one of them, we actually shot down our own F-18

in the, in the Red Sea in 2024.

Not even just like friendly fire.

Yeah, we shot our own, uh, uh, just talking about it down kind of like a U.S.

less liberty situation.

And then I think, let's see, that was in December of 2024 and then in February of 2025,

that same, um, let's see, maybe it knows in the same one, but the

Harry S. Truman collided with the ship out in this zoo as canal.

And then this, uh, the Harry S. Truman was also, uh, responsible for another one of these,

uh, F-18 super hornets that, uh, crashed.

Do there's been like, at least I'm looking at like eight of these things in the last

two years, it's insane.

That's a lot.

And I mean, they just had, uh, they announced today that 150 U.S.

service members were injured, have been injured so far and all these people like that's fake

and then, uh, government confirmed it.

We have a lot, we have a lot of comedians that aren't funny, so I could understand what you're saying.

What was that, Barry?

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, thank you for having Kyle Anzalone, by the way, Robbie, that was good.

Yeah, he rules.

Check out, run your mouth.

So that was really good, but just so I walk away with the cohesive story.

So you think America has been shooting out its own planes out of confusion?

Or, uh, get them.

No, I just think we have an incompetent, um, we have an incompetent military and they blamed,

like this one specific one where they had a helicopter and a jet go down within 30 minutes

of each other and blamed it on the fuel systems.

And long story short, the fuel system, if it gets contaminated with water,

supposedly the reason that it fails, if it gets past all the filters, is that it forms ice

and then clogs up the, uh, the intakes.

Um, like I said, I'm too fucked up on cough syrup to go into like the actual, like,

detail is the most bad that it's called, like, really?

That doesn't give you greater clarity.

No, are you, is this recreational, uh, cough syrup, or are you, uh, under the weather?

No, I'm just not feeling good, but like I literally went, I, I went to all of the service

manuals on these fucking engines and like the, the, the, I went through like the temperature

operations, the, the altitude, the, the, the width of the fuel, uh, injection pipes, like,

hey, it just doesn't add up.

So that got it was giving me shit.

Now, you know, you got to do, by the way, you got to put this information into a folder so that

Barry can storm the Pentagon and be like, you're killing our pilots.

Does he think everybody, does he think everyone's interested in this stuff?

It's kind of interesting.

Huh?

I'm kind of interested.

Yeah, yeah.

Is he a pilot?

Barry, you're going to fall asleep regardless.

It's half the clock.

He's having a cough syrup moment.

Yeah, he's, I, I got a lexical, I'm weakening off lexical pro.

So that's my excuse.

But they'll, they'll, they'll make you go up, not down, right?

That's right.

So we might, next time you come on, if there is more shows, we might get a different version

of you.

Yeah, more anxious Barry ribs.

Yo, listen, the lexical pro is really for depression or anxiety.

I figured I want you to live in the moment.

I would take the anxiety thing.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, depression seems like you're a pussy.

Yeah.

So to rain on your parade.

It does.

All right, uh, yeah, yeah.

What was the other year's it?

Oh, you want to come on, Muriel?

Oh, oh,

you just drove her over.

You want me to slide over?

Yeah, I, uh,

burrito Lopez, everybody.

Oh, Robbie.

That's what it was.

I was going to say something about Robbie.

Robbie, uh, next time that, actually, uh,

LVM should have Robbie on there.

Because Robbie, uh, can put Danny in his place about the, uh,

libertarians, even though there are spurgs, they're usually right.

I would love to do it anytime.

All right, we'll bring Robbie on.

We'll do it.

All right, we'll bring Robbie.

All right, let me, Muriel Lopez, everybody.

How was the show?

Yeah, it was great.

It was a good show.

All right, we got PK coming back.

We need a glass.

We need a glass.

I just last year.

Yeah, thank you.

The American cowboy.

Hello.

Cool.

Okay, you're on the, uh,

I don't hear him tell me we're not having technical.

Hello.

Yo, yo, there he is.

Yo, what's up?

So, uh, what do I leave off on before this guy hung up on me?

Uh, I don't know.

Oh, the European immigrants.

Uh, I don't like European immigrants either.

They're fucking annoying.

That's fair.

They're, they're all hoity-toity.

What are the other immigrants who don't like that?

He's, he's lay ocean.

He's lay ocean?

Yeah.

What does that have to do with anything?

He can, he's loving that like immigrants.

Yeah.

That's what we mean shit.

No one says it's a little bad.

No, this is hoity-toity.

He says hoity-toity.

God, what do you say?

80 years old?

80.

Hoity-toity.

Yeah, that's the spirit I carry.

I'm a cross-ady old man.

Cross-ady old man?

Yeah, no.

Gotcha.

You said that.

Yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you know,

some of them are good.

Some of the other.

Do you ever beat up the European immigrants with bats and go get out of here?

You hoity-toity motherfuckers?

Yeah, you go down to the border and beat the European immigrants.

I choke them out at my dojo.

That's how you get that.

I had plenty of European teammates that I've choked on.

Oh, right.

Ranked the Europeans from worst to best.

You don't have to get over it, French.

It's, it's good.

That's a toss of between France and Germany.

Oh, interesting.

What about the Irish?

The Irish has always, have always been.

What do you think?

Yeah.

I think gangs of New York, when they used to come to the dog.

You like them?

I like the Irish.

Now, the Irish are cool.

Yeah, the Irish are cool.

They're, they're a bunch of strong, so.

Yeah, the Irish are bad.

And then the, the British, they're super faget, you know?

You have to find that one for me.

It's kind of hard to show.

Yeah, I'm not familiar with faget.

Oh, like, you got it.

I thought you were saying a bundle of sticks.

Got it.

I didn't realize it.

I thought you were saying a French word.

It just went over my head.

Now I got you.

Faget.

You got French, you got the last thought

before I hang up on you.

Very, very, he's got the hot hand tonight.

What is Faget though?

Like, Faget.

Do you know what a bundle of, do you know what a bundle of?

Think about it.

We can't say it on YouTube.

Why?

Highly.

Oh, it's a bit of a riddle.

It is a riddle.

A bundle of sticks.

I like that.

A bundle of dicks.

A bundle of dicks.

Yeah, but, uh, the Eastern block guys are okay.

Yeah, the Eastern block guys are like, they're pretty,

because they've been hardened.

They've been through some shit.

Those probably guys are fun and, uh, Jiu-Jitsu, I imagine.

They're probably pretty good.

Okay, how are you?

How are you, how are you?

Nice talking to you, how are you?

I have a new financial goal, which is replacing these churches.

Oh my god, these are the most uncomfortable fucking things.

Between swanning and the gay and all sex I had today.

This is really a sock.

People do not, they're literally little church peers.

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What happened earlier?

I had to beat you up, bitching in.

Gilly, what happened earlier?

Yo.

He did it again.

No, he keeps hanging up.

It's something he's doing.

It's not me.

He did it again.

Hello.

You're on the bathroom.

He's hanging up.

Oh, that's me.

Yo.

Hey, what's up?

Yo.

Okay, I got two questions.

Go ahead.

One, Barry.

Can you unlock me on Twitter?

And then number two is Barry.

What's it like having a son that's addicted to heroin?

Fucking loser.

I don't like that.

That was brutal.

Barry, you're making enemies?

Why are you blocking people on Twitter?

Well, actually, you probably should block that guy.

Hello, Ray.

Coming after Barry.

Guys, turn your speakers down.

With low blows.

How did he know that?

I'm sure you said it.

Where you got to get on, dude?

Is that what you called in for, Ray?

No, but that was funny.

I just watched that while I was waiting for it.

Yo Robbie, he's addicted to methadone.

That's a little more got cash.

How would he watch?

Literally half methadone sounds like

a third of the people who watch this podcast

are on some sort of some form of opinions.

Just move over to create them and then they're good.

Gotcha.

Hey, hey, Barry, I hope you're doing better, but for real.

Yeah, he goes to the clinic weekly, I heard.

Yeah.

Okay, you heard?

Is that you're not really involved?

You're not really like checking the other boy?

No, he's on the sheet list because last time

he threaded me on the phone.

Really?

Yeah, oh, I guess that's...

Oh, no, he heard your feelings over the phone.

It's like everyone over the phone

hurts your feelings, Barry.

I fucking can't stand this guy.

I fucking hate you, rap.

I fucking rap.

Barry, how many kids do you have?

Just one.

That's enough.

Pablo.

And we adopted a Robbie.

Really?

Yeah, my son was adopted when he was five days old.

Oh, wow.

That's the thing.

Try and do something nice.

We got him out of the ghetto and chill out of Phoenix.

And that's the thing.

Get him out of the Phoenix.

If you got him, he's a heroin addict.

What the fuck?

To give him a better life,

he could have stayed in Phoenix with that heroin.

Pablo, are you there?

Hello.

Hey, everyone's out, Pablo.

Not much, Danny.

Pablo, are we ever Hispanic?

We ever Hispanic?

I've spoken with Pablo before.

Have you spoken to Pablo?

Yeah, Pablo is the...

You support Trump?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've spoken to him.

Okay, great job, Pablo.

Me and Pablo go back.

Wow, he's special.

What's up, Pablo?

Who's going to go back?

Yeah, you guys are talking before.

I don't think Mario's been on in a while.

It's been a minute.

It's been a minute.

Yeah, what's up, Pablo?

Not much, I just wanted to...

I mean,

the old dude that you have here, Danny, it's like,

it's really unbearable.

I mean, you look...

I love bear ribs.

I fucking love bear ribs.

Bear ribs is like so perfect for the show.

You guys don't even get it.

You guys, you just have to take a little time to vibe with bear ribs.

No, bear ribs is like one of my favorite guests on the show.

You got to know me for 10 or 20 years.

I've only known you for six years, but I like bear ribs.

I'm a...

Robbie, I know you're about 10 years, right?

That sounds right.

I'm a bear ribs man.

I'm doing this shit 32 years.

I know a lot of people.

Bear, he doesn't like Hawaiians.

How do you know like that?

Never heard of such.

Very mean people.

I mean, not like Hawaiian isn't like an interesting fact.

Most people don't like Hawaiians.

I've never heard that.

I love Hawaiians.

Yeah, I love who doesn't like Hawaiian.

They're like nice.

They play ukuleles and all that.

Like the indigenous people.

Yeah.

Yeah, not the white people who live in Hawaiians.

No, not the white people who live in Hawaiians.

People pretend to like indigenous.

I'm sick and tired of people pretending that they like indigenous people.

People pretend to like them.

They're not interesting.

They're all boring.

They're all messed.

You guys stop pretending that they're cool people.

What are you talking about?

We're indigenous.

Latinos are indigenous.

They're not.

Yes, we are.

That's not a real thing.

That's a real thing.

Well, you're indigenous to somewhere.

They're blushing tonight.

Well, everybody's technically indigenous to some.

Danny, we're indigenous,

literally indigenous people.

But just like,

like, my and Aztecs, Incans, we come from that.

Yeah, but like indigenous to that area.

Yeah, right.

Like if you were, if we dropped you off in Moscow,

you're not like, I'm indigenous.

Yeah, but you're indigenous to South Africa.

Like I'm indigenous to the Eastern Europe.

I don't say I'm indigenous.

No, but indigenous in the terms of North American.

South America.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You're indigenous to South America

where the fans are trying to keep you.

So why don't you like old Jews?

See, I'm telling you, I don't know what you don't like about Mary.

You know what?

I was wrong.

Mary's right.

You know, that's really right.

Mary's great.

I was wrong.

Yeah.

I was wrong.

Are they still trying to hack the planes?

Are we still getting cyber attacked?

Yeah.

Yeah.

How come was he works for a major airline?

Oh, I got a question for you.

The Iran war cyber attacks have gone up like how come my ran

hasn't put out the Epstein files?

How come they can cyber attack that and get it all out?

Because I would think that's the way to win this war.

Yeah, this is actually the public's an airline mechanic.

So if you have any aviation questions, that's more as for take.

What happened with Jet Blue last night?

That's not a Rand job though.

That's US's job.

Why aren't they dropping the Epstein files?

No, they should, but I'm saying if I was Iran and I wanted to win this war,

the winning play is to act.

I think they're trying to take that on the power grid.

I think they're like, they're iranists.

Yeah, I think their efforts are being used to like hack the power grid instead of just like

release them.

Those people believe in rape and kids marrying ten-year-old girls and stuff in Iran.

That's why we have to bomb them, right?

Trump microphone.

Trump is like the hero.

Microphone, microphone.

Yeah, it's right here.

You think Trump is there.

It's right there.

And I think it was so rude.

I think it allowed words.

Is that, you want me to lick it?

You're discriminating against seniors, bro.

That way he's right there.

You'll rob it.

He says Trump is the hero.

You think Trump is a hero to the Iranians?

You know what?

I agree with the fans now about Barry.

I have changed my mind.

We need like a burial meter.

Yeah, just kind of.

He said, those people.

I love Barry.

Yo, they're the men and ten-year-old girls and stuff, right?

Yeah.

What happened with JetBlue yesterday, Pablo?

You're going to go to JetBlue after ten-year-old rapes.

What the fuck?

I'm curious because they grounded all their planes.

I was no idea.

I don't know where JetBlue is.

Yeah, but you must hear some things.

Like, well, how does that work when an airline just

grounds every one of their planes?

Why would they do that?

I mean, the most likely thing is that they were cyber-attacked

and they can't get clearances for the aircraft.

Oh, so the Iranians?

That's the most likely thing.

The Iranians went after JetBlue?

Our shit is terrible.

I don't think it's that radiant.

I think it might have just been a normal hack group.

Well, the problem with hacking JetBlue to make America's

uncomfortable with what's going on,

is that if you find out your JetBlue flight is canceled,

you're like, yes, JetBlue.

I like JetBlue.

They use these words.

I'll tell you why I hate JetBlue.

They have so much legroom and, too, they have the pantries on there.

They help yourself pantry.

Here's why I hate JetBlue.

I haven't seen the help yourself snack JetBlue.

Oh, give it a try.

Maybe if I'd seen that, I'd show it.

All you can eat snacks and you just help yourself.

I find good cookies.

Yeah, great cookies.

My experience with JetBlue is that there are

a shitty discount airline that tries to pretend

like they're a little bit better and trendy

and they have all the shitty discount airlines.

They don't seem features.

For me, whatever I know.

Whatever I know, JetBlue, it's like normal.

Yeah, maybe it's different than what you call it.

The people who work on the plane.

The slated times.

Do what this is are always hot.

Always hot.

Oh, it's hot, so it's not.

The minute you can put a recap on the pigs, I'm front here.

Do you remember when JetBlue kicked him down the aisle?

I'm on the mic.

When JetBlue started, they were the shit, right?

Yes, when I was a kid, JetBlue was awesome.

Right, what the fuck happened to them?

We don't know, JetBlue.

I don't know, I don't know, I'm okay with it.

Peel the bottom of your mic.

It's just crackling a little.

Is it better?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The flight attendants back in the day,

they were hot, they were,

man, you, so you like were lived in the era

where you had to be hot to be a flight attendant.

Exactly.

They wore the shorts.

What's those real shorts?

Many shorts.

Many shorts.

Many shorts.

Many shorts he's saying.

The flight attendants that have at least 36 C's,

they were all, no flat chest.

They can't believe what they were white.

They were all white.

Yeah, can't believe what they took.

Can't believe you can't.

Yes, or no attitude.

I can't believe what they took from us.

Yeah.

KLM.

Yeah, KLM was a bunch of heaters.

And pilot for rock stars.

Yeah, you were the man if you were a pilot back in the day.

Now she was in that era.

Yeah.

Like you fly planes.

You'd be more like a star away.

I didn't want to let me on a plane in the 60s.

Are you crazy?

Yeah, it was a better time.

All right, Pablo, anything else?

No, that's it.

All right, thanks, Pablo.

Pablo, everybody.

Fierce Aiden valid, give a super chat.

Billy from Philly says Barry is the reason

everyone hates tiny hats, aka Jews.

Wow, wow, Barry.

Get it from every angle.

A lot of anti-Semites.

A lot of anti-Semites.

Gilly, what is going on with your phone?

What's up, dude?

Why do you keep hanging up?

So check this shit out.

I'm going to check for you to go get my wife some food, right?

Yeah.

But I wear the Bluetooth headset,

so to be courteous,

I, you know,

go to the regular phone and put it up to my ear.

And when I do that, I tap to hang up accidentally.

Oh, you do it twice.

All right, well, we won't make that mistake.

Yeah, I did that you twice.

Yeah, I was literally watching it to make sure that didn't happen.

Hmm, good stuff.

What's up, Gilly?

All right, thanks.

I have things down in Florida.

This isn't going to be,

Florida is doing good.

No, this won't be the last thing, so.

Yeah, that gas.

Thanks to contributions of listeners like you.

Thanks to contributions.

We'll have at least one more episode.

Okay, good.

Because I was going to say this can't be the last episode.

We've got a good list of people that.

I'm not going to say the gas.

Robbie.

Robbie, fire.

I don't know what to say,

but he's been on point.

Yeah, Bernstein.

He's been on there.

And the other guy that jumped on, he's pretty cool.

We got to get Barry's flowers.

I don't know what this anti-Berryism is.

Jump on board.

Yeah, you think it's just anti-Semitism?

No, even though I haven't been robbing about you.

I haven't been like my entire life.

I'm used to this shit.

It's all Jews.

Yeah, three Jews.

Yeah, three white people.

It's a three-jewk.

I understand.

Yeah, but we've got to get Barry from.

You're not in the penal.

What's the difference?

His panic sounds racist.

I don't like it.

You don't like his Spanish racist?

His sounds condescending, bro.

Really?

His Spanish?

I don't know.

His dick.

Oh my god.

You see that all the time.

You can't see that.

Oh, shut up.

He's his panic, but he's got like a Hasidic beard.

He doesn't.

His panic doesn't sound nice.

Really?

It doesn't.

So I shouldn't say his panic.

Don't say his panic, bro.

But he doesn't sound better.

It does.

See?

OK.

I don't know.

We're learning stuff.

I didn't know that his panic was a close tension.

You know what I think?

Forgive me.

Spick and span.

Spick and span.

Wasn't there a floor cleaner?

Yeah, there's a product.

I'm going to let all these people love me even more.

Yeah, there's a product called Spick and Span.

I like to keep it simple.

I think there is.

You don't know about that?

Yeah, they don't about that.

Are you crazy?

He's been pushed to clean hotels with him.

You know, I love well people.

I never say Spick.

OK.

We've said it like 40 times last week.

I'm just trying to illustrate why he may not lie.

OK, it's bad.

OK, it's Latino.

Spat, Latino.

It's Latin.

Yo.

I like to keep it simple and just like, what's up, y'all?

Go ahead.

You don't want the underrated one?

If you are going to have a last episode,

you got to get Doug on.

Doug's on next week.

Next week I have Doug.

I have Chloe LeBranche, who I've been trying to have on forever.

She keeps canceling on me.

Oh, good, good girl, really?

Yeah, girl.

And who else do I have on next week?

I want to hear Brett.

Brett Raeble, who's going to come back on?

Of course.

Can I hear the better word for Hispanic?

The better.

The most underrated slur for us?

It's wet back.

Yeah, classic.

Because our backs can't wet.

I feel like that's a certain type of Hispanic, though.

It's not like Latino.

That's a certain type of Latino.

We're not saying the H word today.

Yeah, there's no H word.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah.

But what Latino is a wet back?

That deserves a red button.

The H word, the H word deserves a red button.

OK.

Across the river.

What the hell?

That's the H word.

OK, enough with the fucking speakers.

The same dude?

Yeah, you can hang up on him right now.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, Barry.

No, no, no.

I'm here to tell you about how much I hate Hawaiians,

because I was married to one.

Juicy.

I'd be winning Barry back.

I didn't get to that because of that.

We want to be winning Barry back.

Yeah, Barry, Barry.

So I was married to a Hawaiian chick,

and they had a house still out on Maui.

So the mainland, they really don't like white people.

That's a faux show.

And then you go to some of these

smaller islands, and they really don't like white people.

So I don't know.

You might have been spitting inside or something,

or some stupid like that.

That's crazy that you got arrested for that.

But if you were Maui or some of these other smaller places,

it's crazy.

They're just like straight racists.

They were speaking pigeon to each other.

And I've had a bunch.

I grew up on an island in California.

So there's a bunch of Hawaiians there, too.

And so I understand pigeon.

And they're just talking shit to you.

They don't care.

It's crazy.

Can I hear what pigeon said?

I'm like that housing.

I mean, pigeon would be like, you know,

brother like, no, that'd be like, I can't even think of it.

Well, if he did a pigeon, noise would have died.

I was setting up for it.

That's what I was hoping for.

Oh, dude, if I do this, I have a tie tie.

Is that because I have so much fat under there today?

BBC actually has a pigeon, British broadcasting company

has a pigeon website where their whole thing is in pigeon.

So I'll read you.

Yeah, but that's do make him pigeon.

Oh, that's completely different.

So here is the top headline on BBC News Pigeon right now.

Oil and gas prices fall after Trump say,

war, they're very complete.

Then got refinery cut petrol in diesel prices.

Oh, dude, stop.

It's very complete.

Come on now.

Oh, they're very complete.

How am I supposed to say, Jimmy?

I thought that's like soft way.

Like, I never heard that that's referred to as talking pigeon.

Yeah, that's pigeon.

I've never heard that before.

But then they have normal ones.

A raw name, more than so, a raw name.

They were saying, I ran totally bombing us.

They say instead of me, instead of me.

They go, Iran, me, coming sun moch daba as new supreme leader.

Iran has no tune on.

Let you feel it.

Let me clear on you just called before.

OK.

Unknown.

Oh, you're going to not going to like this one, Barry.

Hello.

This is your son.

Hello.

You.

Hey, what's going on?

So I can hear this ain't the last episode.

It's not the last episode.

Be good to your mother, OK?

Shout out to Matt.

Oh, it is that my favorite one is Latinx.

Yeah, is that what I thought we were supposed to say that?

No, don't say Latinx.

I don't like Latinx.

You don't like Latinx?

I don't like Latinx.

Is that the name you're supposed to say?

Yeah, Latin triple X.

A Latin triple X.

Y'all don't get to choose that.

I got to listen to liberals.

You guys play Kate.

You guys play Kate into the liberal.

They stuck that term on y'all.

Y'all can't.

No matter how wet your back is, that's just sick and cold.

I mean, doing that, you're brilliant.

That was fucking good, bro.

That was good.

That was good lines.

I fucking want to shake your hand, brother.

That was a amazing, good one.

OK, Unknown.

Well, that was the best line of the night.

The literally best line of the night, young up on them.

Barry.

Hello.

Guys, turn your fucking speakers off.

OK, I fucking want to shake your hand.

Hello.

Are you?

OK, Unknown.

Hello.

Hello.

He smells it like the giraffe.

Don't read their names.

OK.

Hello.

Hello.

That's how the giraffe smells.

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Hello, you're on the bathhouse.

Come on.

Hello.

Is this not working anymore, Johnny?

I'm calling it.

Calling us from underwater.

I can hear the speaker.

Oh, there we go.

Hello, you're on the bathhouse.

Who are we speaking with?

Devin.

Devin, what's up, man?

You take off serve, too.

How are you, man?

Pretty good, how are you?

We're waiting for you to speak.

What's up, what's up?

Wait, wait, am I on the bathhouse or?

You are on the bathhouse.

You are on the bathhouse.

No need to be nervous.

You're among your friends.

And Barry.

OK, I'm on the bathhouse.

Yeah.

Cool back.

Right, so.

Barry, you're a man in that style.

I wanted to see if he would find his way.

I wanted to see if he would.

Barry, you're a man in that style.

But I really got like an hour to live.

Yeah, fair point.

That's fair.

That's fair.

It's all the anxiety.

Hello, you're on the bathhouse.

Hey, what's up, Barry?

You got a Canadian house.

How's it going?

We got two Canadians on the panel.

Oh, shit.

Maritos from Calgary.

How did I give it away?

I saw your area code.

It's my area code that I grew up in.

Oh, OK.

I thought I sounded like a whoser.

You do, I bet.

You do.

And you're from Canada?

I'm from Canada, baby.

Brown's got that far north.

He and LaDito, we went back all the way up really.

You cross two borders.

That's where I came.

That's pretty good.

That's wrong.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hopefully three gets to a last minute show, you know?

What's up?

I was hoping Barry would show his favorite coin again.

Do you have the coin?

You have it on you?

The one that you got scanned?

Oh, but no, it's upstairs.

It's upstairs.

It's upstairs.

Barry, Barry, I'm lucky.

When you bring with you everywhere, it is.

I got scanned.

Tell me the story of the coin.

Nothing better than the Jew talking about his favorite coin.

Then he got scanned on.

Danny loves coins.

I do.

Danny, Danny used to sell magnets that would catch all your loose

things.

It was the best.

Honestly, my biggest bummer about living in the US

is that the coins here are not magnetic.

And I bought all these fucking rare earth magnets

when I lived in Canada.

And you literally take all on your shoes.

No, it's all the round.

That would work, too.

But you literally take all your coins.

And it just like all your coins, because I hate walking around

in my pants jingling.

Like it's like pet peeve of mine.

I don't know if my autism or whatever.

And then it can't, it only works in that.

I think you already have a problem keeping the pants down.

Yeah, but it takes forever to put a jacket on.