Disney Magic, Internet Trolls, and Bad Moms Day

It's like, I wake up on Monday, I'm happy, I do EMS, I get it, I do EMS, I do EMS, I

do EMS.

I go on Monday, I'm happy, I do EMS, I get it in the shower, I put, you know, put on

like something comfortable, yet chic and elevated, and I get ready, and I'm like, oh, I get

to go talk to my best friend, like it's, it really does set the tone for the week.

I think I told you this, like maybe last week after we recorded, but I was like, you've

like, listen, I've been doing like radio, podcasting a version of it for 20 years.

I just realized that March, March of 2026, 20 years, along us time.

And I really like, this might be the happiest time I've ever had, like in all of it, because

it's just so like fun.

And I was telling you how just like, I mean, listen, your podcast is incredible, your brand

is amazing, the Netflix of it all, I mean, it's just really like, I remember when I worked

it serious, I used to like brag, like people would be like, I would die, like people

would be like, what do you do for a living?

And I was like, well, let me tell you what I do for a living.

And then I got fired.

And then it was like, what do you do for a living?

And I was like, don't ask me that question, because I'd be like, podcasting.

Yeah.

And now I'm back, baby.

I'm back.

Yeah.

So it feels great.

Um, yeah.

So I'm just like happy to see you right now.

Same.

Um, I had an event full weekend.

We went to Disneyland.

I, I saw like, I have to say something.

Yeah.

What?

I, my jealousy is out of control.

I need to actually like go, I need to bring it up to my therapist, who's your therapist.

Never forget, we have the same therapist for best friends.

Best friends.

I love Katie.

She's wonderful.

I love her boyfriend, Nick.

He's wonderful.

The jealousy was beyond.

And I was like, I have to check myself.

You are so insane.

You really are insane.

No, no, I know.

But um, I just, I, this was all because of glamping.

I know it was all because of glamping and I feel really great about my choice.

Like I feel really good about my choice.

Like, the, nothing competes with Disneyland and I literally, and it just like seriously

worked out.

Um, Disneyland really does like break my body though.

Today I'm like, am I sick or did I just go to Disneyland?

I like can't.

I, I don't know how many hours did you guys go?

We got there at 10 and stayed till like, I feel like six, 30, seven or something.

Damn.

You guys really marathon the shit out of this.

We did everything.

And this is, we did it right because I was debating whether to bring Sonia or not because

when Sonia's around, Messer just wants Sonia.

So I'm like, I want so best.

But I'm like, I want quality time with Messer at Disneyland too, you know?

Yeah.

Right.

So I get jealous.

You know, okay.

The only, you only get jealous of Sonia.

I really get jealous of Sonia or nanny if anyone's new here.

Um, and so I was like, I really, I don't know.

And then I was like, well, you know, Messer is like, he's not like totally good on rides.

Like he's, he's, he's still unsure.

He's not like having like meltdowns, but he's just, you know, he could have a meltdown

and he's not tall enough for a lot of things.

So yeah, he can't go on like half the rides, which is hurtful to him, which, no, to me,

because I would then have to sit out of all the, those rides with him.

So I was like, why don't we bring Sonia so that if he's like having a hard time or like

there are rides that we want to go on, she can stay with Messer.

And that was like a really great decision.

And she ended up having to leave early to bring him to swim class because we're going

to this like crazy, like, like awesome drill sergeant, like, there's actually a documentary

about him.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

That's what called swim to bill.

Swim to and swim to bill.

His name is Bill.

Swim to Jones made this podcast.

I made this documentary about him.

And he like in seven days teaches your toddler how to swim.

And I had asked to the day before I was like, hey, is it okay if Messer and all the parents

that were there knew that it was really nervous to ask because I was like, I have a feeling

he's going to tell me no.

I was like, he's okay.

If Messer misses one day, I was like, we're going to Disneyland as a family tomorrow.

And he was like, he misses one day that's 15% of all the other parents literally just

like they made everyone felt second hand cringe embarrassment for me.

And I was like, cool, cool, cool.

Okay.

You know what?

I'll figure it out.

I'll figure it out.

Well, we'll get him here.

And so it worked out.

Having Sonia, she was able to be with him on rides that he couldn't go on and then take

him early to swim class, which he rocked.

So it ended up being a great day.

And Hartford turns out is tall enough for almost everything she went on space mountain

for the first time.

Oh my God.

Well, so what I mean, hearing is you missed out on something that you went to Disney.

You got our VIP guide.

I saw.

Yes.

I got Hunter.

I saw him.

Yeah.

And you had the adult elevated version also with Hartford without us.

Cool, cool.

I'm so happy you guys had so much fun.

Did you take away?

I'm using shooters.

I feel like I've done a really fucking good job of bringing everyone to Disney.

And you're hoping them their chance to experience it, experience it with us giving everybody

their flowers.

I know.

I know.

You showed up in heels.

Oh.

Okay.

Excuse me.

I was thinking about this today because I'm like, my body feels so worn down.

I'm like, is it EMS or am I getting sick?

Because like, Messer was like, you know what I mean?

I'm like, what's going on?

I'm like, no, it's fucking Disneyland.

I'm pretty sure it's Disneyland.

It was just hard on my body.

I'm like, how did that bitch show up?

And can I say it?

Because you're proud of this.

Oh, yeah.

Go.

Amazon.

You know, looking heels for less baby looks for less.

So not even real ones.

You know what I mean?

And you wore them all day long.

Honestly, a testimony, a testament to Amazon Finals, just saying I will link them.

First of all, not me, I'm literally going to start a red string jewelry company.

Oh, is everyone jamming you now?

Oh, my God.

For me, Taylor.

I'm.

No, stop.

You really should.

I'm selling them out.

I sold one out, out off of Nordstrom.

Then I linked another one that one sold out.

And I said, what am I doing giving own doing is I'm getting affiliate commissions?

Let's do.

You need to design your own.

Then I will wear one.

If you design a chic one with a little poop diamond done or something on it, you know,

it doesn't even need to be a diamond.

It can be moist tonight because they.

Fun fact.

They, they look like diamonds and are sparkly justice sparkly is diamonds.

Yes.

Cloud like, like, like, like, or sorry, lab.

Cubics are going to, Cubics are going to or whites or white sapphires because sometimes

people will do that.

They moist night is the, it's, I don't know why more people, I, maybe I should have

the gate keep that one, but go look up moist tonight, buy it and you're going to be like

holy fuck.

Okay.

I'm coming.

You need to design little red strings with moist nights on them done.

I will wear the fuck out of those.

Okay.

I'm literally, that's like a million dollar, that's like a multi-million dollar business.

I literally have been trying to come up with new businesses because I got new agents.

So, and like, in our introductory meeting, they were like, yeah, like people do like lines,

like, Daphne with page, you know what I mean, which is like the fucking best ever.

And so, I think red, red string, red strings are in our view.

I'm like, tonight red string at you.

That's yours.

That is yours.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You and Teddy take it, run, maybe bow my, because bow might want to help, he could, he

could help design for men.

He could do, we could do a bow line, a bow for men's line.

Yeah.

Like, I'm, I need the red string.

I feel like I've already had so much luck.

But now I'm like, I'm ready to take it to the next level with a voice night, red string.

I know.

Well, everybody's, everybody's in the red string club.

So, for right now, how about this?

Everybody just keep on the ones off of Amazon.

I'll link it again.

Well, that's really save our pretty pennies for when Mama Strikes releases the line,

okay?

Yes.

Hopefully within the month.

I'm, I'm full steam fucking ahead, okay?

Yes.

Thank you.

I know the iron is hot, but I will also link my Disneyland fake Chanel Amazon shoes as

well.

Other than Disneyland, I had a pretty, everything had, had to go back to swim to Bill yesterday.

Swim to Bill.

But I love him.

Just, I need everyone to know that it is, it is actually crazy watching him do this.

That like, you guys need to find someone in New York who does this for when baby bow is

around two and a half years old, like, yeah, it literally sounds like we're torturing

children, like guttural screams and cries, but like, mess or literally sway them across

the pool yesterday.

I watched my little brothers, so I'm like 12 years older than my little brother, Zach.

And so he feels like my baby.

And so I remember when we, he around two, we were in Fort Lauderdale where my mom's

from, when I'm vacation, and my mom's like, we're training him to swim because it's

too scary.

Maybe.

I swear to God, it feels like it could have been swimmed to Bill because like, that's

how good this guy was.

But yeah, I remember watching, I had to walk away.

I was crying so hard.

It's like, it's like the nervous baby.

Yeah.

No, the first thing that I went, I was like, I, I need to go inside.

So like, I went inside and I was like, I can't be here.

But mess or only cried for like the first like five minutes.

Messer is now a trooper.

It is such a trooper.

It took him like three days.

And now he's like, it's insane.

And then I got to go home and watch Outlander, which is so it's, it's the

missing link in our friendship.

No, you know, I want to say, so I try not to live in the comment section because it's

scary there for me, but people say it mean to you.

I've noticed a few of those comments.

You know what?

You used to be.

You're not anymore.

Oh.

We discussed this.

Remember when you were like, I don't feel like I've changed.

I feel like I've kind of remained consistent.

Like, yeah, remember bringing this up on the podcast like a year ago.

No.

People said it was me bow and low.

It was all.

It was the holy trifecta.

It was all false.

I'm just me never one.

No.

This.

Stop it.

So this came up a year ago.

Remind me to tell you something after this podcast because I've been watching some footage

and I am indeed fact mean to everyone.

No.

Now you have to bring up on.

Oh, I catch your traffic.

I can.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

In due time.

Everything.

Okay.

Yes, I'll ask you.

But I will say this.

So like a year ago, this came up on the show and you were like, people are saying the

conversations that I mean to you guys.

And I was like, well, it's something you mean, mean.

You just get like very short.

I think the word I discovered recently was abrasive.

Like you'll be like, Oh, I don't, I don't like ketchup.

And you're like, wait, it's a fucking stupid off of ketchup.

It's a moment.

Like I remember one time you and I were driving to lunch and I was navigating.

And you were like, what's the street?

And I was like, swissor or something and you were like, it's sweaty, I was like, I

'm not from here.

Anyway, I know exactly what you mean, though, because it feels so good to just be like in

my everyday life.

You're like, it's sweeter.

Are you fucking loser?

Like that feels, that fucking loser feels so good to just get it out, but I can only get

it out with people who I don't think are fucking losers.

I would never actually say that to someone who's a little bit like, actually your love

language.

No, I've realized this, yes, meanness is my love language.

But a year ago we discussed this and I, and I, and I delicately danced on eggshells

around it because I'm a pussy and that's my cross to bear.

I'm working on that for me as well.

And so, but I will say I think you brought it into therapy when you were going with

Cheryl's barrels, our mutual therapist, because I saw a softness, you like a couple months

after it.

Like you would say you would do that.

If I can love that.

And then you go like this, oh, my God, I'm sorry.

I love it.

Like you would catch yourself.

And I said, this is progress.

This is progress.

I got so excited to hit my microphone.

Anyway, so you have evolved from a year ago to present day.

Okay.

Okay.

And I can't just like fully change personality.

And I don't want you to.

That's always going to be a part of me.

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like I can't use my relax you look pretty filter, but you can use the face app or whatever.

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My relax you're pretty was crazy.

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I now don't use that stupid filter.

I do still throw a Paris on because we a fucking break.

Of course.

But my life is better because of it.

I'm so glad.

So thank you because I started to think I was actually look pretty and you know what?

I'm not.

And that can really fuck with your head.

Yes.

And I also support face app.

So everyone let that one go to me.

To me, it's like you can see what people really look like in their videos.

When they watch our podcast, all of that stuff.

But like, you know, a photo, you think of like every photo that you put out there,

like professional photos or photos in magazines or whatever.

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Let us return for you with that one.

Thank you.

Was there anything?

Was there any other example or was that the one?

Well, you would say I brought up outlander because I wish we could talk about it together.

Right.

And I said the comments.

So I have seen the people say, it's not right.

Strecker doesn't like very in pieces.

I read that from Stasi and I hear your cries.

For help.

Like, and I want to serve you guys like I want to be there for you.

I want to do the best job I can.

And like, this is Stasi with Tay.

Like, it's my job to stay in the know with the things that are the true to Stasi.

So here's the thing, Bridgerton, I feel like has come and gone.

So maybe I had some time to catch up for the next season.

No.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

You need to watch all of Bridgerton for next season.

That is my homework.

Yes.

Have a long time.

Thank you.

So here's the one thing that I'll say, I tried, are you joking?

I got confused science and time travel.

What do you mean?

You touch a stone.

You have a job.

What do you mean?

And you go to a different time.

Oh, right.

Duh.

Idiot.

Idiot.

Loser.

I'll say it for you.

But my mom and dad are the biggest outlander fans on planet earth.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

That's fine.

Then you know what?

There's something there.

There's a ten.

Okay.

You're lucky that they love it.

You're really lucky.

Yeah.

Because I am, I'm panicking.

I've been living in a panic since I, so I bingeed it all in 2020 during COVID.

Pregnant with no jobs, nothing to do.

You know, it was actually like the only thing that kept me going.

And that and Hartford in my belly.

Oh, I wonder.

I know.

And when I'm Hartford in my belly, just like really kept me going.

And so like, I have such like a personal attachment to it.

And it is the final season.

And I, I just like can't, no.

And like, I'm not.

So like, I really thought I was like, should I wait and binge it?

Like, should I, like, what's, what's the right way to do this, like to honor it in the

best way I possibly can?

And I was like, you know what?

I think they would want me to watch week to week the Outlander crowd.

They would.

I think they would want me to honor Outlander that way, even though I'd really like to binge.

But like, so I watched it last night and it, it's so, it's so good and I, how can we

do this?

Because I want to do this.

I want you to do it.

I mean, I need everybody to know a couple of things about me, okay?

I watched the tutors on my own.

And we, that is you step in the right direction with John Reese Myers.

Yes.

Yeah.

I've seen that show like five times over.

Love.

I'm.

You do.

Love.

I watch the other Bolin sister every night to fall asleep.

Oh, yeah.

I know.

That's my favorite.

That's my favorite.

I'm proud of you for that one.

Thank you.

Um, wait.

Hold on.

I just saw it take this is random.

But because we're talking about period pieces.

About TikTok, that fucking hilarious, I want to, I want to know your answer.

What do you think?

This would be.

So the TikTok says, which historical figure do you guys think would have popped off the

most on social media?

And I went to the comments, actually.

Oh.

And I was like, it's their hilarious.

Can I just read you a bunch?

Please.

Sacaja, we a travel vlogs would have been crazy.

Someone said, in quotes, are we dating the same guy?

And it's all picks up King Henry the eighth dead, dead, dead king head Henry the eighth

would would pop off like Kanye West Napoleon would have an alpha male podcast.

No, Napoleon would be the vice president of the United States of America.

100 percent.

Moranternet would have gone crazy with blush blindness.

She would have been such a good follow.

100 percent.

And she would have a Moranternet would do luxury halls and get ready with me's.

Oh, so good.

Like, these are all said, wait, and Frank in hiding vlogs would have been so good.

Someone wrote that.

That feels like a line was crossed, that's, that's like kind of insane.

Wait, the next comment under it is, yeah, girl, what?

Yeah, everyone.

Yeah, girl, like, like, no, it's kind of like in craze, that's kind of crazy to say.

Um, who do you think?

I mean, the only ones I know you are, I heard it listed, yeah, I know.

I'm trying to, I want to travel vlog where he ignores all the comments of people telling

him that he's going the wrong way.

Oh my god, people are funny, people, Jesus, who had been preaching on the live, the,

the comment section has taught me that people are cruel and hilarious, cruel and funny.

Yes.

I always find this so interesting because I think that the comment section, so people who

aren't putting out the content aren't on TV shows aren't in front of the camera are

10 million times funnier than the people in front of the camera.

So much funnier than me.

I don't understand how I fucking have a job.

When I go to the comment section, I'm like, how do I have a job?

You guys are hilarious.

I feel the same way, like, I'm like, my audience, like, you guys are too smart, too funny,

too good for me.

I don't deserve you.

Like, yeah, I know.

I know.

They are so hilarious.

Sometimes I like get new funny material from their comments, their DMs.

It's insane.

Yeah.

But there's also a dark underbelly that we also need to acknowledge, too, because like,

that's for funny people on the internet.

Yeah.

Then there's no crazy people on the internet.

We haven't even talked about Claudia calling out the new, can we please, could you die?

Claudia doing the Lord's work and then did you see this, what's her name?

Her name's like Hillary, who's he, Dittles, okay, wait, Hillary, who's a Dittles?

It's on the tip of my tongue.

Hailey Glassman.

Thank you.

Glassman.

And so Claudia called her out because she lit up, she is a Claudia Oshery troll.

She is a troll.

And for years, there are, there's proof receipts, timeline, fucking everything, okay?

Yeah.

And Claudia goes through it in a tiktok, chess, chess, brilliant, calls her ass out, retarded

films.

And in like, so I think we need to explain this girl who was just cast on Real Housewives

of New York.

She has been DMing Claudia Oshery for like 10 years, a troll, like trolling her about

like her weight, about like, oh, you're going to need plastic surgery, trolling, bends,

weight.

Yeah, but she's also good, yeah, but also was writing nice things to being like, congratulations

on the baby.

You're like, so for the most part, really obsessed, like saying things on her body.

Her first one was your voice, your voice is annoying, that was the first one.

And then it was like obsessed with Claudia's body, like Claudia's like, I must have

posted a picture from when I was younger.

And she was like, wow, you were skinny.

And it's like, okay, crazy.

And then it was for 10 years.

And then she was like, trolling her about your own a GLP one, like just say that you're

on where go be already.

And Claudia was like, I wasn't on, I was on, I was on, I was on, and then saying stuff

about like, you looked skinnier pregnant than you did before you were on, I was on

the big like, she's like, she's obsessed with Claudia's body.

It's really crazy.

Also this lunatic lady dated John Goslin, so she's up in here trolling Claudia when she's

like, it's just crazy and everyone's calling her, or at least everyone, Page Six was calling

her a PR like professional and I'm like, this is not a professional PR behavior.

It's the literal opposite.

The literal opposite.

So I don't understand how like, she's going to be a cat like, I don't understand where

she get like, this is, so I'm not going to watch it anyway.

So it doesn't really matter.

But you'll watch it.

Well, so Erica Hammons on it, shout out to my girl.

So I know Erica through like Brian Kelly through Claudia, she's married to this guy on

core who founded this company called Built.

It's like you can pay your rent with a credit card.

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And so we know that they now can, you can earn rewards on your mortgage.

Amazing.

We love to see it.

So I'm watching for Erica, but like this Hillary Lada can really suck one hard and she

did respond to and she doubled out.

She was like, I wasn't body shaming.

I was like, it was commentary on a topic that's discussed like very frequently on Claudia's

page.

It was shot up.

You were body shaming.

It's this, this woman is going to be a complete nightmare.

I, it's just weird that she is a troll, do you know what I mean?

And this troll will now be on real housewives of New York as someone who we're supposed to

be like, oh, these women are so fabulous and amazing.

You can't.

It's done.

It's ruined.

Yeah, it's like, she's an internet troll.

That's like the lowest of the low.

Yeah.

But that's not it.

It makes no sense to me.

It's zero aspirational.

Here's the thing is that so I know you don't like you're not in the housewives fear,

but real house is assault like city.

That whole proof time.

I'm receipts fucking everything.

Yeah.

There was an actual internet troll that they cast her name is Monica and they uncovered

it during her season.

One season's all she got that she was like trolling them and like ran like reddit hate

accounts like crazy.

That is so insane.

There's a lot you can recover from these days, but being an internet troll that's kind

of poetic.

Yeah.

When you really just like think about it, no, it's it's the most iconic thing ever.

I think that's what I mean.

Yes.

It's beautiful.

Like if you know what we're talking about, you know what we're talking about.

If you know, you know, but being an internet troll is the one thing you can't come back

from.

You really can't.

Be careful who you go and try and take down.

You really should because that shit's forever.

I think that like the next big wave of like who people get in trouble is going to be regular

people who were internet trolls and they went hard in the paint and like I have a friend.

I have to tell this delicately.

I have a friend who had somebody who was like trolling her, but like to the point that

it was like getting like stalkery and like scary.

And so she had to hire like an outside person to look into them to be like, are we like

an actually imminent danger kind of a thing?

And upon research through like a private investigator found out that this woman had family

through her on her husband side who lived in the same neighborhood as the person she

was trolling.

And so this person was like, hey girl, quid pro quo, Clarice, how would you like it if

I dropped up this manila folder full of things that you've done to me for years to your

mother-in-law.

Do you think she would like it?

How do you think she would feel about you?

And it stopped.

So you know, there is a troll reckoning and I think it's happening right now.

I'm sorry.

Look what just happened.

Like we laugh.

We just about just this troll situation.

Look what just happened to Rihanna.

Tell me I just saw the headline and I didn't get a chance even read it.

Her house got shot at while her and her kids in her ASAP Rocky were inside got shot at

like 15 times or whatever.

And the girl who did it has been trolling her on social media, pretending like they know

each other.

But she does it with like also like other celebrities like the Kardashians, Cardi B,

like she'll like post as if like she's part of their friend group like.

Whoa.

Yeah.

So it's it's start you might think something like those little messages trolling your

body are like innocent.

That's just where like something truly big and dark and crazy starts.

That's the foundation.

That's the foundation.

Those little things.

Everyone probably thinks it's like, oh, they're just like sending me messages who fucking

cares.

Um, Rihanna's house just got shot at 15 times and like an internet troll.

It starts off small, right?

Like any addiction.

You think you're in control of it, but then it becomes a control of you.

So Jess, you know, tread lightly and also like fuck Hillary, Hillary, you know what

I mean?

Oh my god.

I thought you're going to say fuck Hillary Duff.

And I was like, I know I would never Hillary, that's that that's the name I've I've given

to the new house.

I'm New York Hillary, Hillary, anyway, okay, I'm saying so insane.

Um, I won't bother you more without lander.

There really isn't that much to say because I don't want to spoil anything.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing a recap because it's like I why I haven't watched it

and it's okay.

If that's the reason you're not going to do it, that's fine, but I'm telling you right

now, I think we could actually turn lemon into lemonade's Mike's hard spiked lemonade

in fact because it's us after all.

I think you do the recaps.

I sit and you it's story time with today, okay, and you tell me the stories of the outlander.

So all the people that are watching it feel satiated and then those of us who don't

to involve learn learn to involve to confusing you, you, you wouldn't, you wouldn't understand.

So I'm going to, I just want the outlander community to know that I'm with you.

I'm sorry.

Every step of the way, um, everything you're feeling I'm feeling and I will reference it

every week, but I'm not, I don't really do recaps anyway.

Okay.

Okay.

I just normally like to discuss my, like just talk about my favorite parts, how, how was

your weekend?

Well, I have my first parent hangover, uh, that's fucking ass.

Oh, so sometimes that changes people into never drinking again.

Do you feel that way?

I know.

No, no, don't worry.

I'm still me.

Okay.

Let's not all panic here, but it really was brutal.

I will say my, uh, we did prepare, well, doomsday preppers is us when it comes to knowing

we're going to have a first hangover.

My mother-in-law Annie came to stay with us.

So she took care of baby bow Saturday night and then she's still here.

Chicken ever leave.

She was with us all Sunday.

So we, I was able to sleep in and and it still was hard.

So shout out to all the parents that stay out till three o'clock in the morning.

I'm so sorry, Stasi and bow.

Um, who's day out to three in the morning with me and then have to parent their children

at the ass crack of dawn.

I literally was still drunk.

There's no way I could have like functioned.

So, um, but they, but it scares me because I'm like, so if I don't have like an overnight

sitter, I don't know if I can even go out unless T and I go out separately.

That's why I get really fucking annoyed when people give me a hard time for like not

going out and socializing and like they act like I'm fucking crazy and sane or like

not fun.

You guys, I, I, I have children.

Yeah, I mean, you have a needy.

Yeah, but I still am getting up with them in the morning, getting, we have to get

their breakfast, get them ready, whatever.

And then like when Sony gets here, then I have to work.

So like, it's, they're, it's not like I can, like, no, like a trust, like, you know,

I would, no, actually, I don't know.

Well, you're coming here in a couple of weekends.

Can I say that?

Okay.

And so you're always going to get to me.

Oh, she's at such a cute stage.

She's like interactive and cute and so choppy, like beyond.

But I'm thinking I'm like, okay, what are we going to do?

So we have coverage at nights on the weekend.

I don't need to go hard, though.

That's the thing.

Girl, it's me and you know, then that means we're just like in my hotel room, we're in

your house.

Right.

Do you know what I mean?

Of course.

Yeah.

I don't want to, I don't want to be out at a bar club karaoke, anything late.

The only time I get myself in trouble is when we're just having wine and conversation

too late into the night, but that's what we do every single time.

So I'm just saying we have, we have a night nurse, but she leaves at eight o'clock in the

morning.

Yes.

So you can't do that.

So we can't do it anyway.

But we'll figure something out.

And you know what?

I don't expect it.

I deserve it.

No, I deserve to feel the hurt I've put you through.

I need to feel it.

I deserve it.

But it, yeah, it's definitely, it's a, it's a game changer for sure.

I hangover just hits different with a baby, but also something I did this weekend that

I feel like you can call me a loser because I am a loser.

I literally celebrated my birthday so intensely this weekend, my birthday February 22nd.

It's March.

Okay.

I celebrated my birthday so hard.

Chris Golden, my bestie from childhood, called me and was like, hey, he's wanting to

wish you off.

And I was like, Chris is on my birthday.

He was like, oh, I know.

I was like, oh, my God, no, you literally thought I was my birthday.

Which is fine because I literally posted like it was my birthday.

Like what a thirsty, I'm so embarrassed of myself.

Can I ask you how this came about?

I saw your stories and I was like, oh, karaoke stories, like, you know, my worst,

my worst, your worst nightmare.

Like that literally looked like I talk about the, I talk about Jomo joy of missing out.

I'd be like, no, thank you.

How would those birthday celebration come together?

All right.

First of all, I want to say in, in protection of, in defense of karaoke, this place is

different, girl.

They make, like they have sunsayer.

They make espresso martinius.

You have your own private room, no one's around except the people that are there.

I can't think of anyone, like, listen, I'm like, okay, if I wanted to put, that's, I'd

be bored.

I'd rather sit.

You wouldn't just meet and you, we could just go in there and we could see and there's,

they also have this technology that's like auto-tuned to what makes you sound good.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Enough.

I've got her.

Oh.

I've got her.

Hold on.

Let me give them.

Let me give it a shot.

It's like, it's like face app for your voice.

It's called way.

I got to find it because it's brand new and I actually feel like it might be the one

that only karaoke plays I could ever get you to.

It's called beatbox and it's like on 14th Street and it's chic AF.

It looks like soul house.

Okay.

Listen.

I'm intrigued by the face app voice thing, but like, I, I'd still rather do 109 things

more.

Okay.

That's just a stanza.

The thing is, do you remember when we were at Lady World, it was Tay, Teddy, Low, yourself

and myself and you were singing to Baby Bow in, in, in, in, in you to row in the belly.

And it was beautiful.

I didn't know.

I just, because it's, that's just because it's in prompt to in a hotel room.

What are you singing?

I have to feel it.

It's like us to just.

I was, was I?

You're not.

I love the Avita soundtrack.

So that actually makes sense.

Um, don't remember it, but that makes, that makes sense.

I believe that one.

It's, it's the pressure of like, you're going to, uh, to a location in order to get drunk

and sing.

That's what I don't like about it.

It's the, the pressure of it all.

Okay.

It's not that I'm against singing songs with my friends.

Do I need, like, throw that?

You're, yes, we do that a lot.

Like just because we just so happen to be listening to show tunes in the hotel room.

And just we start humming, singing along.

There's no pressure, but maybe you go into karaoke saying it's a spectator sport.

I'm going for the Taylor's because then someone's always like, no, come on, come on.

I put on a song for you.

And then I have to be a bitch and I kill the fucking mood.

I'm like, you are never going to trick me into this.

And then I kill the vibe and like, everyone's like, is she mad at me?

Is she mad at me?

Is she mad at me?

Like, oh my god.

Like, yeah, we are.

I was just trying to, yeah, I'm fucking mad because I didn't want to do this and I said

I wanted to just watch and you didn't take me seriously.

And now, yeah, I sucks the energy out of the room and this is no longer fun.

I don't want it anymore.

You know what?

You're not invited.

Great.

Anyway, tell me about yours, your experience and how this all came to be and how it became

a birthday celebration.

So anyway, okay.

So we were trying to get together with taste siblings and their partners because like,

we are very hashtag blessed and are upset like taste siblings are super close and they

all happen to marry the coolest people on the planet, me being one of them.

And Tay's little sister Ali is now digging this guy Lawrence from England.

We love him.

And so now it's like, I mean, we're just like,

posse of eight and we roll deep.

So anyway, it was really fun.

So we all wanted to go out.

So everybody went out for my brother-in-law, Ben's 50th, but I was home sick because I got

sick right before I came out to L.A.

So I couldn't go.

And so I was like, I know everybody wants to be all eight of us together.

If people want to celebrate birthday, we can like maybe just something for my birthday.

So it was Lawrence's birthday is February is February 28th.

I'm the 22nd and then Tay's brother Josh is April, but we're like close enough.

So it was like a birthday for all of us, right?

But unfortunately, that decision was made at the very end.

So when we showed up to the carrier, you plays, it said happy birthday, Taylor.

On the stage, there's a stage.

And this is a very actually on brand for you and Teddy.

Because I remember when you threw Teddy's birthday party this year in L.A.

it was supposed to be a joint birthday party for all of us for Teddy in Georgia.

And do you forgot about that?

Literally, literally, why didn't anyone at your house call me to help me then?

I didn't realize I was playing Teddy's and Georgia's birthday.

I thought I was doing 15% and no way.

Listen, I pulled through at the end with some Italian flags in a really cute cake.

Oh, my God, they, oh, my God, you know what?

We're going to just leave this one here.

That's fine.

I'm just saying it's funny that you hijacked another birthday.

I present the accusation in this case with me, yes, I did, but with Teddy, no, that's on you and Bo.

I will fucking die on the sale, die on the bow.

Some bow.

It is on Bo.

It's on Bo.

Wait, speaking of Bo and birthdays, so happy birthday to Bo.

It's coming up.

Mm-hmm, March 18th.

March 18th.

I saw a clip to you guys posted from the Good the Bad The Baby.

And it's so crazy because I literally just saw a TikTok about this like a day ago.

And I wrote it in my notes, like, I have to bring this up to Stasi.

And then I saw this clip of you and Bo.

And I was like, oh, my God, the universe that is giving me the sign that this needs to be a discussion.

So you were talking about both birthday and what he wanted to do.

And like, if you guys wanted to go do a staycation.

And he was like, texted you and was like, no, I just want to go see an internals with some.

With some guy with some guy friends.

So like, specifically not inviting me.

I mean, he knows I wouldn't want to watch Ninja Turtles.

But I was like, okay.

Cool.

Okay.

All right.

And then you said to him, do you want, like, okay, you don't want to spend it with me or the kids?

And he was like, I don't want to spend my birthday with the kids.

And I was like, ding, ding, ding.

That's what I'm talking about, Bo.

Same, dude.

Same.

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I see this TikTok of this girl and she's like unpopular opinion.

She's singing in a robe in a hotel room and she's like unpopular opinion.

I do this every year for Mother's Day and the internet slams me but I don't care.

Mother's Day is my day. It's for me.

So what I do every Mother's Day is I check myself into a very nice expensive fancy hotel alone.

I get room service. I shower. I take a bath. I drink a bottle of wine.

I sleep 10 hours and that is Mother's Day to me.

And I said, well, let's fucking go because I'm celebrating Father's Day.

I decided I like that so that you guys can have separate days.

Yes. I want to attend your flowers very much deserved.

So she gets Mother's Day and I get Father's Day.

But you bet your bottom dollar on Father's Day.

I will be at applause alone.

Yes. So Bo is the same way on Father's Day.

He wants to just leave who he says and this is what he normally does.

He's like, I just want to lock myself in the job and library and watch whatever sci-fi show all day long.

And I'm like, okay. So like that's what he wants to do.

This is the thing about you guys and this girl on TikTok.

I am. No, this woman who checked herself into the hotel.

I am deeply jealous.

Like, I am deeply jealous because I want to be that.

And I know that in my heart of hearts, that is what would make me happiest on Mother's Day or on my birthday.

To check into a hotel, be alone, do all those things.

Watch fucking, you know, outlander on repeat order whatever I want.

Yeah. And sleep and not have no one talk to me.

Yeah. But my phone don't do not disturb.

Like, that is my ideal situation.

But I'd be curious to know if Teddy feels the same way.

Yeah.

There's just something here that I wish I didn't have.

Okay. Like, I want to get rid of it.

That is like, no, but I have to be a little bit with our kids on Mother's Day and my birthday.

Like, I need.

Oh, you don't. I know.

I know.

I know. It's crazy.

But I don't know if it's.

I don't know what it is, but I want to not be that way.

But I am that. I am that way.

And I need someone to come in and do an exorcism.

I don't know.

Holy water.

Maybe I need to be saged or something because it ends up being stressful.

You know what I mean?

Because I'm like, okay.

So I don't actually get to like, I do enjoy the day because I'm like, oh, we'll go for brunch.

And like, I love going to brunch and like, but the kids make it like kind of hard, you know?

Oh, duh.

Yeah.

I want to be like that.

It's mom guilt.

I think there's what prevents a lot of moms from letting themselves do it.

And again, like, I know I'm being a dead horse here, but like, it's my friends now.

Like, that is why I'm dad.

Like, dads don't have dad guilt.

I'm sorry.

No, they don't.

And God bless them for it.

And like, most dads on Father's Day go golfing and abandon their families.

I know.

You go glencoco.

I know.

No, go glencoco.

I think I'm giving all the moms permission.

Be selfish on at least.

Let's start with one.

Your birthday or mother's day.

You pick whichever one you feel less guilty about.

But I say, like, you can start the day off with breakfast in bed with the fam.

And then mama takes a suit case and goes to a hotel and spends the night and comes back

the next day.

And she's back on mom again.

I'm telling you, I think everybody would be better off for it.

Be free.

Yeah.

I give you permission.

The worst mom in the world is giving you permission.

You always do.

We should, we should start a day.

I don't even know if I want to say it because like, you have OOTD.

And maybe this could be my day.

I don't know how bad they do.

Mom day.

Bad mom day.

Like the movie.

And not bad mom day.

You get to do whatever you want.

You get to be a bad mom quote unquote.

I do.

Yeah.

Because I was thinking about it.

I'm like, we need two days because it's like one day to celebrate with your fam and one

day to get the fuck out.

Your birthday could be get the fuck out.

I mean, no, because my kids love a birthday cake and helping to blow out a candle.

And they love to sing a happy birthday.

You know what I mean?

Maybe it's the day after your birthday.

Yeah, it means there needs to be something.

Yeah, I just get the fuck out.

Well, I can't wait for Father's Day because my ass will be at the spa.

I'm really going.

No, a real talk.

What would you do this spa or go stay at a hotel?

Oh, no, no.

Go to hotel.

That also has a spa.

Do the whole thing.

No, I'm out of here.

Dooses this Father's Day.

Yeah.

Mother's Day.

I might even have my mom meet me and just take Father's Day from my dad.

That's funny.

Oh, so yeah, I have no soul and it's nice.

You know, I really enjoy it.

It is nice because there are parts of me where I feel like I'm solace.

You know, and it is, it is nice.

It really feels good.

I feel light, you know.

But then there are parts of me that my soul is so heavy.

I know.

No, it's on our soul of stays that we get to move around the world like men.

Straight men.

Yeah.

I see no lies.

You haven't, have you been on your phone?

No, I've been staring at my child.

Okay.

Over the last few days, the internet is trying to take down Timothy Chalamet.

Why?

Because he did a fucking, people are crazy.

He did an interview with Matthew McConaughey.

Okay.

And he said he was like, I don't know how it came up.

But he must have been talking about why he wanted to, why he chose this career path.

You know, why movies and like all that and acting on all that.

And he said he didn't want to be a part of like, you know, like a dying art form

that like nobody cares about like ballet or opera.

Um, yep.

Okay.

I did hear about this.

Okay.

Yes.

Why do people care?

It's wild.

I don't know.

It's going hard.

Like, listen, I'm all here for preserving the arts.

Agreed.

I think everyone, like, that's, that's no secret.

Like, preserve history.

Yes.

Anything artistic.

Anything, you know, I'm here for preserving things.

So like, I'm a fan of the ballet.

I'd like to go to the opera.

Like, so I'm, I'm team ballet team opera over here.

Yes.

But I, I don't get why people are so offended.

Because I mean, it's not that it's dying.

There's just like not that many ballerinas out there.

There's not that many opera singers out there.

Yeah.

Like, I, I don't understand why people are so offended.

I'm going to just stab at this.

Try it.

Because I, it's an internet.

It's internet troll adjacent.

Okay.

The thing about the internet is it loves to get wildly, overly angry about things that

really, it's not that big.

Like, if people care that much about the ballet and the opera, they'd be bigger because your

asses would be in seats.

So it's y'all's fault that it's not as popular as maybe going to the movies.

Also, it's expensive.

Also, you have to get dressed up and nobody wants to get out of there.

So I pants.

But the thing is, is that like, I think maybe low-key, old timitay, chalamet has been

flying a little too close to the sun for some people and people are just waiting with

baited breath for him to do anything, to give them any excuse to dog on him.

And they heard that and they said, this is the hell.

This is the hell.

This is the hell.

We got him now.

I, I think you're right.

I think because I always say this, when you reach the top, everyone is ready to fucking

bring you down.

So like, it's prepared.

Yes.

Always be prepared to just like be knocked down.

I think he's winning all these awards.

He's, he's really, I actually admired like the speech he gave last year.

Like when he won, I think it was like a BAFTA where he was just like, I'm like, not, he's

just like, yeah, I'm not going to beat her on the bush so I'm literally, this is not

verbatim what he said.

But he's like, I want to be one of the greats.

Yeah.

So like, I, I, I strive to be great.

I want to be one of the greats.

That's what I'm here doing.

And I'm like, oh, I, I like that.

Like he's not pretending to be like, oh my god.

I can't believe this happened to me one on our, he's like, no, this is what I'm trying

to do.

Like I, I like that level of confidence and ambition.

Okay.

And transparency.

And transparency.

Yes.

Yes.

And I think it turned some people off.

And then the fact that he's like, has this perfect relationship with like the hottest person

alive, Kylie Jenner and like just, he's like, I, yeah, people were waiting to like

pounce on him for something.

I did see a lot of comments being like, um, his mother, his sister and his grandmother were

all ballet dancers.

Why the fuck isn't he respecting them?

And I'm like, even more reason for him to be able to say that.

Well, I come from a long line of ballet dancers.

And this is why I chose this route.

I'm not understanding why it's such a big deal because the internet loves to get offended.

I think that like, listen, I think that, yes, well, also not him taking part in his

family.

She was shaking her head, which makes me feel like she has information.

I just think like when you're in the arts, respect the arts, you know what I mean.

And so I do understand that perspective also like, but I think that he was, okay, one

of my best friends growing up, have you met my friend Adrina?

No, but I've heard you talk.

She was like a prima ballerina at the Boston Ballet.

She was Clara a couple times and a cracker.

Oh, yeah.

And she went to, she, she danced for years afterwards.

She went to college like super late because she was done, she was dancing.

I love to dance.

And she was amazing.

But like, ballet is hard on your body.

Like she had so much, she had a couple knee surgeries before she was like 25.

I'm sure.

It's brutal, brutal, brutal.

And it's like, it's, you know, and it's a very, I mean, talk about a brutal industry.

Like, you age out at like 27.

It's worse than modeling.

So it's like a tough biz to be in, you know?

And the industry cannibalizes its own kind of a thing.

So maybe he was speaking from that perspective without people understanding like the nuance

of what he was saying.

Also, like, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was be on Broadway.

And then I remember one of my friend's cousins was like cast in not Broadway production

of, but like a traveling production and off Broadway production of Oklahoma.

And she was telling me about like her life.

And I was like, that sounds like hell.

That was like so much hard work and she made no money.

So the industries aren't respecting like, and it really comes down to the audiences.

Like if you were on the internet and you care about the opera, you need to go and buy

tickets and support the opera, same with the ballet and same with theater.

Like go support the arts that you're yelling at, Timothy over.

I just think that he wasn't saying that they weren't important.

He was kind of just saying that they're like dying arts.

He wasn't saying like he's probably a huge ballet fan.

I could see him being a ballet fan.

He probably loves opera.

You know, those like an intellectual type actors like love that shit, I don't, I don't

feel like he was coming from a place of disrespect.

He might have just said it disrespectfully.

It was a necessary thing to say.

It wasn't a mess.

It was unnecessary.

Like I ask myself a question every day and clearly sometimes I don't do a good job of

it.

But the question to myself is it worth it is bringing this up as telling the story.

Is it worth it?

And Timothy, it wasn't worth it.

You shouldn't have, but like it doesn't make you bad.

No, I'm like, I'm trying to imagine if he's like, you know, I, I didn't want to be a part

of like a dying art like reality TV.

I wouldn't care.

Yeah.

I think the people in those industries are like, oh shit, reality TV is dying.

I think people in those industries like also would probably say like, yeah, we have conversations

about how the art industries that we love and we're passionate about are like in jeopardy

of being extinct, it feels like because the patrons aren't there.

So internet trolls put your money literally where your mouth is.

And if you don't like what Timothy said, then you go to the ball arena.

I know.

I know.

It's the ball.

You know, I know it's just wild because like all the TikToks I see are like Timothy

Chalamet just ended his career.

Oh, you guys, that's insane.

That's insane.

I thought maybe on this, let it make a mistake.

Let everyone make mistakes.

Oh my god.

I'm sure he feels like shit, yeah, totally, especially even his families in those

aren't.

Yeah.

He's like totally spiraling probably right now.

It's like just like everyone.

I'm known.

Oh my god.

Everybody loves to get so mad, pull the mirror up to your own face.

Like how would you how would you survive under the scrutiny of yourself?

I just like really didn't think March, 2026 that the ballet and opera community would

be so like that's what we would be who offended, you know what I mean?

I know, but here we are.

Here we are.

This bingo card is fucking crazy in 2026.

I know what's next, please God, I don't know what's coming for us.

It's a scary world out there time.

It is.

It really is.

Well, it is a scary role, but there are some good things.

I have a question for you.

Oh, okay.

As a parent.

Yeah.

Does helicopter mean anything to you?

Are you talking about Miss Rachel?

No, but it's kind of Miss Rachel adjacent.

Then no, it doesn't.

I am doing a mitzvah right now.

I am spreading the good word of parenting to all who are listening.

Okay.

I deserve a parenting award for what I'm about to share.

I found it on so Instagram and social media is just full of like bullshit for sure

and misinformation, but there is a corner of the internet tick tocks Instagram about

parenting that has literally, quite literally saved my life.

And the happy song is, oh, I've heard of the happy song and I think I probably, I think

I probably, when I heard about it, Messer, or why do you want to try it?

I think I heard it on the toast.

I feel like Jackie was talking about the happy song.

Oh, shit.

This song is wizardry, okay?

This is like in Outlander, they touch a stone.

This is stone touching of the parents form for babies.

Like, so it really doesn't make your baby, it makes your baby subgrowing.

I, I can't explain it.

So basically it's from this woman named Imogen.

I think it's heap is her name.

What?

What?

What?

What?

Imogen heap is an icon, a millennial icon, at least her, she, her music, no, I've defined

me.

My gen X is showing again.

It happened again.

Oh, my God, I just want to stand here and say I am an OG fan because I was a fan of

fru fru before she went off and alone and was Imogen heap.

So I am a huge Imogen heap fan.

I don't think I knew that she is the one that did the happy song.

I think I would have played it.

I would have tried it regardless of age.

Oh, no, it's my new favorite song.

It's literally, I have to be careful because I can't, I don't want to overdo it with myself

because this song needs to be in the, you know, this song needs to be our disposal whenever

we need it for baby bow.

So I guess she's like a fucking neuroscientist of music.

And so she like literally wrote the song specifically to appeal to babies to make them

happy.

Like, I don't know what wizardry she did, but it's insane.

So bow is so hungry baby bow, sorry, baby bow is so hungry, it's crazy.

And when she's hungry, she is hissed and she gets so mad like, I'm like, girl, I'm heating

up your breast milk like, stop being a loser and give me a second.

And she gets so mad.

It's just like really worked up to the point that she can't even feed her because she's

so pissed.

And so Tay and I said, what are we going to do?

Like she's so upset tears streaming down her face like cold plate style.

And literally I said, oh, my God, I'm playing the happy song and Tay said, what's that?

And I said, this thing I saw on my internet, I'm an algorithm.

I'm pulling it up on Spotify and I did.

And oh, my God, saucy, not 10 seconds in.

She was in a trance.

It was unbelievable.

And the other day she had hiccups, which also piss her off understandably so.

And we played the happy song and the hiccups went away.

It's like the red string.

It's the red string for babies.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

I am so jealous that I don't have a baby like Mr. Messer, Mr. Sewold, he's, he's a,

Messer has full blood bone like hard core conversations with me.

Like, you mean like, yeah, yeah, it's not going to work.

It's not going to work.

I don't mean just giving a shot.

Maybe it's calming.

Okay.

Just try.

Now I'm just curious.

Now this is a science experiment.

Okay.

Yeah.

Cause he's been missing his naps lately.

And so that block of time from like five to seven, 30 will now daylight savings, it's

pain in the ass because it's still light out.

And I'm like, no, you have to take it back now.

But from five to seven, 30 bow and I are like suicidal because he just does not stop

screaming, crying, everything makes him mad.

It is, it's insane.

Like I'm, how many hours God, oh God, it's like the true bewitching time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I will try it and see what happens.

Give it a shot.

Throw it on.

Okay.

What are you going to do?

Yeah.

What if it like turns toddlers into like actual monster truth, whatever you couldn't get

worse, honestly.

So I'm going to try it.

Um, okay.

I love you.

I love you.

I hope everyone has a wonderful rest of the week.

Also, I mean, you can be promoting your podcast on here.

I just realized that we never talk about it.

You also have a podcast, Taste of Taylor.

Thank you.

Jackie Shimmer was a guest on this week.

Oh, that's fun.

So fun.

So she's on Monday episode.

So Mondays are for everyone with commercials.

But the show is daily.

We're back now.

We're off maternity paternity leave.

And Taste of Taylor is now.

If you're a Patreon subscriber, patreon.com slash Taste of Taylor, a daily show.

So uh, yeah, check it out.

Thanks, girl.

Yeah.

I also have a Patreon too.

Peace.

Oh, I never talk about it.

Do it.

Patreon.com slash saucy.

Okay.

Um, all right.

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Love you.

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