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The day that the secret to immortality is discovered,

a lot of people are going to die angry.

PG movies and TV shows can never portray a true villain

because true evil is not PG.

For some odd reason, a slap is more socially acceptable

than a punch.

The Milky Way actually has milk in it.

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The meaning of the word woke has completely changed

over the last decade.

Insect, which acts as pollinators,

technically matchmaker for dieticious plants.

Just because you're doing worse than you ever did

does not mean that you aren't also doing better than you ever will

for the rest of your life.

Trail mix is a slow feeder for children.

Going to the moon is the greatest weight loss program humanity has access to.

Divorce rate among socks is astonishingly high.

Jerry was the bad guy.

Tom was simply minding his own business.

At the end of the day,

we are merely walking, talking fertilizer, manufacturing,

and extrusion factories.

USB became truly universal,

not just for computer peripherals,

but more importantly as the standard power source for nearly

every 5V gadget everywhere.

It is impossible to procrastinate procrastinating.

When you learn a new language,

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Weightlifting is a healthy form of self-harm.

Jocks are people who are nerds about sports.

Mathematically, large people are by definition more attractive than small people.

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When you eat a hot dog,

you're taking another one inside your body by mashing out meat and putting it in an intestine.

People that are a different height than you see you in an angle you've never seen yourself in.

Every silly warning is written in blood.

Almost all pictures of food show food that no longer exists.

Artificial intelligence is not going to take over the world.

Someone is going to use artificial intelligence to take over the world.

Being able to talk to anyone on the earth at any time makes feeling lonely more devastating.

Almost every new character in a prequel has to die.

I'm Montgomery Jones.

And I'm Amalia DePray.

Thank you so much for listening and we'll be back tomorrow with more mind-bending shower thoughts.

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