Doomscrollin #014: Cats Who Make Rats Fight, and Women Who Judge Your Poop

00:00–15:00 | Technical Glitches & Time Loops Show opens with a classic audio loop error — endless doomscrolling echo chamber. Sam checks his stream while both hosts riff on how great they sound… repeatedly. Quick intro to the show’s vibe: “All the facts, all the absurdity, none of the fluff.” Sam shares tour updates (Comedy Store, Tacoma with Eddie Bravo). Banter about recent stand-up in a barn during a tornado — classic Tripoli chaos. 15:00–30:00 | Ant Skull Warfare & Divine Evolution Wheel of Doom lands on a wild story: Florida ants using skulls for protection. Field ants decapitate trap-jaw ants, decorating their nest to scare off raiders. Discussion of how this behavior counters slave-ant colonies. Existential thoughts: Sam: “You worried about AI? How about skull ants?” Deep reflection on evolution and divine intelligence. 30:00–45:00 | Poop-Tok & Attractive Constipation Talk Sam and Mike react to a viral hot girl explaining poop types. Play-by-play of various stool shapes and what they mean health-wise. Hilarious male perspective: “We’ll tolerate poop talk if she’s hot enough.” Debate over whether women poop, followed by a comedy store bathroom scent analysis. 45:00–60:00 | Molossia: America’s Mini Nation They dive into the micronation of Molossia in Nevada. Run by a self-declared dictator, uses cookie dough-backed currency. Still at war with East Germany — even though it doesn’t exist. Thoughts on secession: States like Texas, California, Oregon brought up. Mike and Sam oppose balkanization — “Together we’re stronger.” 60:00–75:00 | Gladiator Rats & Feral Cats Story: a Birmingham cat forcing captured rats to fight to the death. Winner lives, loser gets eaten. Sam talks about living with a dominating cat that terrifies everyone. Mike references cat mysticism and their reincarnation lore. 75:00–90:00 | Indian Death Rides, Empires & Stephen King Killed Lennon?! Insane carnival ride footage from India sparks a reincarnation joke fest. “India is not for beginners” — hilarious back-and-forth on danger rides. Conspiracy spotlight: A guy claims Stephen King killed John Lennon. Sam & Mike consider doing a deep dive on that theory. “If you don’t care about that, you deserve an asteroid strike.”   Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli - Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/SamTripoli Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https://x.com/samtripoli Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Twitter: https://x.com/obdmpod Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https://t.me/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx Naked Gardener Tea: https://www.thenakedgardener.us/store Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices