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All right, welcome back episode two 13 I believe is that what it actually is that's a lot of episodes man
It is a lot of episodes. That's like almost 213 Epis
Not quite I don't we're not a math pod. I don't know. You could have just let it
No, but no, but we are though. No, but we are though. We're a stem pod. We are stem boys. We're stem boys and we are stem boys and
If we can't fucking count, you're right. Okay. You're right. Okay fucking count. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay
This would jack a Harlow album. Oh my friend. It's cool. It's it's yeah
I was just talking to Parker about it upstairs. Can't say the music doesn't sound good. That's exactly what I'm saying music and
Parker's that same thing. He said it's not he's Parker said it's not for me music sounds good
It's not a bad out. No, it sounds good. I don't think anybody's saying it's about him
You're just like what the hell's going on, but you're like this is good. You're like it's genuinely like I have a couple that I like and I like old
If I remember you know, like if I'm folding clothes, uh-huh, maybe I'll throw it on. Yeah
If I'm like folding clothes if there's a if if it's really cold outside
There's a fireplace and I'm drinking. Yes. Yes. I'm going to throw it on
I would certainly throw it on when Sarah and I have dinner together at home and and it's kind of quiet
Yeah, no and there's no braggadocia. No, and there's no there's no cussing. Yeah, and it's good
Yeah, it's good. It's good for like that. It's certainly not what I expected coming in no
But it you could tell you put time into it and it sounds good
It's just like if you feel people are probably gonna be like I feel like he's like trying to do that and that doesn't suit
What they could say whatever you can't say it sounds bad. Yeah, I'm not really even giving a take on it
I kind of have to listen to it a little more too, you know, it's like but it's it's easy listening
We listen to it on our drive. It's good. I like it. It's good. Yeah, it's good
But it's not a listen if you're going in if you're if you haven't listened yet and you're going in looking for a jack harlow
You're not getting one you're not you're not getting any rap
Although I feel some of the verses he's kind of a little melodic rap like it's a little bit of rap
But not like it's not rap. I just sometimes I'm like
It's not harlow rap. I guess well, I'm but I'm also like
Maybe give me just a slight warning
Yeah, because I'm coming in being like all this is I you know, like
It seems like he wanted some bars like where like nobody had any idea because he went no singles too
Like if he went one single we would have been like this is what we're on it reminded me so much of listen to honestly never mind for the first time
Yeah, complete because it's different genre where I'm like this is
I think it's good, but I'm like I don't need I didn't I'm going in because I was like I'm sitting down
I'm ready for you know, you got a drake out me got bars. You got a couple bangers. You got a couple rb
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it was just it was just
That's actually and I was like
That but it was similar for me with that one too. Honestly never mind. I listen like three or four of them
And then I was like I'm gonna just I'm gonna finish this out later. I actually did the same thing on harlow
See the thing with harlow though is I got almost duped by honestly never mind
I was like he's gonna put a sticky and he's gonna put a Jimmy Cooks at the end
I will say Jack could we have just gotten one can we go give it to put one in there?
You know give me one nail tech. Let me know you're still in you're still there. Yeah, but he really didn't want to do that
And you know what respect yeah, let's find it's a I wonder I don't I actually haven't seen what people are saying about it
I've seen yeah, it's like exactly what you would think it's like I don't think people are saying
It's bad like some people are saying the sounds dope and then a lot of people were being like he's trying to be Mac Miller
It's just like exactly is that would Mac Miller was like I don't honestly divine feminine is kind of like that
I don't know if I ever really gotten that back
Yeah, he was he was kind of like that. He was actually very much like that
He's not like a singer, but it was always very melodic and like real instruments and stuff. Yeah, you should go divine feminine bag
Get up in that bag. All right, we got draft of
What do we have dry like draft of players who have the most to gain from an NBA championship legacy was yes
And we're not just talking this year, right
Like I was thinking this year, okay, because I kind of went yeah, I guess I could be any year though, but I guess it's still
I'm just saying there might be some guys like like I have Steph as a potential pick. He's not gonna win it this year
And I'm not even I'm not even taking that into account. So you're not going based on you're just saying if they were to win it
This stuff might not even be in the playoffs, but like yes, Steph because to me, it's like if Steph takes a lead over Brian
We have a for sure. We have a weird talk. Yeah
Okay, yeah, you can you can kick it off. Okay, we might overlap. I don't really don't know where to go with my first pick. I'm just gonna go
Off rip for me something that just it changes storylines. It changes opinions
It changes the way I look at this guy
The the way the whole world looks at this is the most go ahead Kevin Durant. Okay. Yeah, I have him
Because a lot of them getting them without the warrior exactly. Yeah, I don't again don't think it's gonna happen
That's not what this draft is about this draft isn't about it are the rockets gonna win
I don't think so. Mm-hmm
But if they did especially in a tough Western conference and by the way a good Eastern conference
He could really yeah a good Eastern conference. It's getting leveled out. Yeah, I mean the top of the West is way better, but
I mean there's three or four good teams in the east. Yeah, it's like if this guy goes three rings like this ring would mean more
Then the other two other two is what people would think he needs he needs one elsewhere
And I don't think he will get it. I don't think he will either. I also don't really believe what I just said
I don't believe that he I don't believe the narrative that he's like not a winning peace
And it was just like he went on to a stack team
It was like I I don't think he needs it to for me to think that about it
I'm just saying I don't think those rings like I don't think of those rings as lesser
You know how hard is to win a really hard like they did it in fucking Brooklyn didn't work
They did it like that you put together teams and it does work. Oh, it's a Jim Kairian KD
And they were never really healthy. Yeah, but like that is such an insane team. You could put together a team
And it's just doesn't happen for you. Yeah, it's very true. I got the the Lakers have and there's only one rock man
And you got to share that rocket if if the guy got a ego. I do feel like Kevin to rent very efficient and like
Really able to fit on any team. That's what he did with the warrior doesn't need the rock doesn't need the rock
Just give me just oh what's his field go percentage career if you guys said exactly you can do nothing
49% like I I was gonna say like he's not over 50 is he because that would be like the best jump shooting efficiency of all time
Especially because he's taking jump shots. He's not yeah, it's like it's like of course yoke like yokes in the yokes got to be 58
If he's over 50 he's like might be the most efficient offensive player of all time
Kind of yeah, but that's the thing with like yoke wow dude what
50.3. That's unreal. I mean that's insane. That is unreal. The thing with yoke though
And all big man's for that all big man for that matter is like
Still got to make them well
It's like that's why having an elite big man is so valuable
It says yoke shoots 60% from the floor. Mm-hmm. True. You know, it's like and that's our star efficient
Instead of a 42% right yeah, yeah, very true like and that's just what you're gonna get at like a wing
That's true unless it's dirty from so far exactly. Yeah, that's true unless you're kd
Um, I mean to me like a very obvious one is just can jim hard and get one or is he just gonna be
You know, it couldn't get one and kind of like a Charles Barkley. Yeah, of course. I've given up on him personally
Yeah, I don't again. I don't I do not think you will get one. I just think it's it's almost
It's almost guys, but he's almost I he's almost awesome at this point because it's like we can point to a guy and be like
Are you gonna be like uh?
Wembee has never played a playoff game right we can be like is he gonna be a James Harden
We good to have a guy in the back pocket to be like
This is who we point to to be like this 100% because Cliff never got one
But it was it wasn't are you gonna be a cliff no cliff was good cliff just had some tough some tough breaks
Yeah, you should have won that one here. Yeah, that's a perfect example too of like Cliff had tough breaks
Mm-hmm
That doesn't mean like like kd win in two rings in golden states like they could have had tough breaks as well
They had a tough break that third year. It's very true. It's very true
Yeah, to win a ring dude
The lock goes into it an NBA championship. Yeah, uh my two I'll go to
Man, there are a lot of ways you can go
There's really no wrong answer it would help everybody. Yeah
I mean, I'll say I'll say Steph if it's like I was saying if Steph can be the guy that has the most rings on this
It's weird. No, I don't think people are saying he's better than bra. But it's a weird. That's a weird thing
You even have one before Steph has five brones for it is we're yeah, they're tied like
They are tied. I do think
Yeah, I mean, it's tough. It's tough. It's tough when it's like Steph didn't get the finals MVP
That's the one thing about Steph's career that I'm like damn it. Yeah, but he could it's just cuz kd
Like but he didn't even get it when it was igweddala. He has one. Oh, yeah, it's eggy
But let's you know what let's pull those numbers up. That's what I'm saying
It's just like played fine by like kd was on the steam and then eggy was just
I'm pretty sure brawn like averaged
35 in that series and they and they were like eggy shut him down
Yeah, yeah, follow the stats MVP stats
Let's say I mean the stats aren't I mean he went 16 5 and 4 that pretty bad
I mean that's that's I don't get it. I don't really don't get it
Why he didn't win the MVP or eggy went 65 on four Steph
No, eggy went 16 5 and 4. That's like pretty good actually for eggy for eggy. I think you're talking about Steph
Okay, I'm trying to find some brawn numbers. Okay. I remember at the time he was being praised for his defense
I'm on reddit shout out to reddit. Yeah, right. It's great. This is this is what you need read it for
Even though brawn was about to win a freaking award in a loss for averaging damn near triple double 35.8 13.3 to 8.8 brawns
So that's the go and that was when eggy shut him down. Yeah
I believe he shut him down. You shut him down for one more time 30 36 13 and 9. Oh eggy. Yeah, no that is unbelievable
I don't get that what the fuck is that
That's bullshit and you know what sucks though. It's like these awards matter man. The finals a finals MVP does matter a lot
I mean he has one, but he needs like if he had three it would be a different conversation or even two it took
We don't blame me if Katie gets him because he's fucking good. It's really good. It's true
um
I'm gonna go to
Nikoleo Kitsch get in a second. I think it puts him in top fucking ball of top 10. I was gonna say it's probably top 10
Yeah, and what else did the other thing it does it wins him next year's MVP
I think that I think that and I don't actually don't think this is an unfair criticism
I think he doesn't get to win another MVP until he wins another ring. They're just being like you know what
You can't just do this and and you know not win for the next three years and we're not we're not gonna award it
That's regular season of war but but we're humans guys. That's what that's like that's how the voters looking at it
Like we don't y'all we don't believe you
That's what they're saying and and Shay is is really making that look good for Shay, you know
Right. I think he needs he won't win the MVP this year
But if he wins the championship and a final time VP he wins it next year
And he has it so four four MVP's two rings your top 10 very true. Yeah, that is something
He's got man. He does have three on him, which is really nice. Mm-hmm. How many is brought half four? Yeah, dude
But that's so annoying like how you give him eight you should have eight
Like show like 11 those years when he's with the calves. He didn't win one
Think about how insane that is. Yeah, who won those years. It was like a Yanis maybe it was well staff got two of them
There's one year. It's should definitely should have been staff. It was it was two steps a Russ and a Harden
It is tough those guys were very peak of them. I know, but they were not LeBron James. No, they weren't stuff. Oh, yeah, all right
Fine the most valuable basketball player in the league at that for all those years was LeBron James
Dude, he was so unbelievable. He was yoke right now. Yeah, but maybe a little better defense
Yeah, a little more like dude. He was he was special
Um, and then I'm gonna do I mean, I'll do the Wembee thing. I have Wembee as well. Yeah, I mean, I do think like Wembee gets one this early
It's like he like he would because he might only play eight years
But it'll be like he was the greatest NBA player ever for like three years. You know, it scares me about this too. What?
I think the basketball gods like there's a thing. There's a thing and they're looking off the lens and and
Timmy D
The former Spurs he had those gods. He had a ring when he was like 21 or something
Like he had one of these early rings. It was probably like year two for Timmy D
And I think the basketball guys might be like you think we're doing the Spurs in the past it to Wembee. I think so
Yeah, I think they might be like we're gonna give we're gonna give this
Like fucking alien an early ring see if he can do six rings. I mean, Spurs are very exciting
Very exciting team. They're unbelievable if I'm a spurs fan. I'm like we're gonna fucking easily win the NBA title
And I would see no reason why not but they haven't taken their licks
I mean, they have not played a playoff game yet. Yeah, so we Wembee may be Jim Harder. We don't know. Yeah
I think he's just so it's so physically unfair that it's almost hard for him to be Jim Harder
I agree because he just has to like
Feel like that defensively he's unbelievable. He's the best defender ever by far. Yeah
At the very word at the least he's he's still probably the most important player on the floor if you if he doesn't score a point
The changes the whole opposing offense
Because there's a fucking giant in the lane if we could skip them if it's somehow I don't know how well would have to shake out
I actually it's not possible
We're gonna have to say I'm gonna say this lose to like a fucking seven or eight
But I'm saying like if somehow the Spurs play the the thunder
And we just we just skip them and go to the thunder because the Spurs would beat him
The Spurs will beat the thunder
I mean, they're four and one this year. Mm-hmm. What are we against the Spurs?
Let me look it up. I know we just beat him, but they didn't oh and four and the thunder
I think we're one and one against the Spurs. You're saying you'd rather she's San Antonio
I mean, I don't I think we
We don't have a great track record with it seems like our match up with OK. It was just not working out for us
It's not working out. We tried really hard last game too. We tried our best. We tried super hard
I will say the Spurs win we kind of turned a new leaf we took a leaf turned it turned it over because cam johnson said that phrase
I don't know turn a new leaf is that the phrase or my yeah, I think it's we turned a new leaf
So we looked that up it should be turned a new page
Yeah, cuz it's an x black page that what that would make sense we've turned a new leaf
Maybe they're just like shorthand for loose leaf. What is the
term we turned a new leaf come from
The phrase turn a new leaf actually comes from old books pages and books
Yeah, so you are right and so fucking they used to write on leaves
Um, you were wiped with a leaf
Have I ever wiped with a leaf um, no, I don't think I've ever shit outside ever
So I haven't have you mean neither it would be like camping, but I've not done that. That sounds terrible man
That sounds like a bad I think I would shit outside if I had toilet paper
It's the it's the leaf thing that really would get me like I just I like going in the toilet. I prefer that
Give me a hole though. Oh, yeah, there's a hole if there's a hole and and I got TP
Then I got nothing wrong with it. There's some weird stuff going on when I went to Africa some weird bathrooms
I don't remember what it was, but it might have been hole adjacent
So did they have at least a seat above the hole or it's just I don't remember yet
It might have been spun down you just drop it in but they had toilet paper. I think so that's good
I mean all the matters is the TP for sure for sure
Okay, so I gotta go four five here
It's there's a lot of ways you can go like Lucas Dodger. It's got one you look at him so different
LeBron still on the board. It's one of those guys. It just doesn't have one. Yeah
um
I will go I'll go this year's Shay going back to back
It'll be looked at as like a crazy peak of a of an NBA guard like
Insane. I actually think
In a weird way
I mean of course like he helps you out because I was gonna say no in the weirdest way though like
I think people look at the thunder as an all-time great team and they don't look at Shay
It's an all-time great
Yeah, yeah, but he I think he might I think he is like that guy like I think this year would help him though
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but for some reason I like I feel like I mean they are an all-time great team
They have some they just like they literally spawn guards. It's like annoying. I know. I actually don't really get it
Is it a coaching thing? Why aren't all their players good? I think it's just a perfect storm. It's coaching. It's picks
So if we throw a guy in he's gonna play bad. Yeah, but they fucking throw a guy in. He's like he's like carrying the offense. I know
McCain dude, I thought McCain in boy. He's so good
That's so annoying that they got him I know
Why did we let that happen and they already had everybody they didn't need him at all they yeah
Fuck that where does he rank it in terms of their best players?
Seventh dude probably yeah like he's not even top five. They're fucking so good
Um, and then in my five I will take
LeBron James. I mean, yeah, he could have honestly been one if we're just saying taking real like
Yeah, yes, five really it really helps the case. I mean, that's that's what MJ's got on him and it gets him closer
Do what do you where do you stand on a ring where he's not the best player on the team?
I think in 10 years it'll just be like that. No, we really think like I don't know
Like not and we're like we're not talking. We're not talking. You're coming off the bench. Yeah
You're just probably the second or third best player. I think that's okay
Like do two some people are kind of like like oh one of his rings is the bubble ring but not really
People do say that. I don't know. What do you want the guys he wanted and he was in the bubble?
I don't they're just having to choose where he was playing. Yeah, that's it. I hate that narrative too
Like what is it because there were no road games? That's what it but what what I hate about that?
Yeah, what I hate about that is that they were the best team in the league. Yeah, they were really they had a really good lineup
Really a roster. Yeah, it was just they're the one seed. They're the best team all year
And then they just won the championship. So actually if anything that's a fun that's a fun Lakers team
Caruso like you didn't even realize how good they were because now people want the Lakers
We look at they're just not good enough. They're dead. They don't have it
They don't and they haven't for a while and they you know what's crazy? It's like I think that's the only year AD was like really healthy
Yeah, I mean AD if AD was just healthy like they could have maybe one two
That's an MBA. What if for sure? I know dude
He was his fault by the way. It's probably annoying for like people like probably say they say like soft and stuff. He's like I just
My fucking leg to just get injured. Yeah, it's not his fault
To what do I have one more? I think so yeah, I'll do
I'm just gonna take a flyer and say I think this guy would have a statue. I think this guy would be
You could maybe be the mayor
It would change everything you'd be the biggest icon of all time in the city Jaylen Broughtson
True. Oh my god. He would did they would literally
They would make a statue out of him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't even yeah
He could that be a fun squad to win man. I really just don't see it happening. I don't either maybe you go to the finals
And they might make a statue yeah, like he's just he I there's no better city to win
That's true. Oh my god. They are. I want to honestly. I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for a nix. I would love that
I would love them out of the east. I would love to get nix and we could go to a nix game. Even nuggets
Celtics. I know. I want an iconic franchise new finals. I don't want nuggets cast honestly like they're iconic
But not right now people
Really don't want the nuggets in and I get that
Because they want we're kind of gross. Well, like we're small market first Boston or something. Lakers Boston
Yeah, Lakers won't be Lakers Boston. Yeah, they probably want who would they want maybe they would want Lakers Boston or like
I'm trying to think yeah, maybe Houston is Houston's neat
Yeah, but they would not want the Denver nuggets and I get that. That's fine
They also wouldn't want the thunder though. They would yeah, the warriors were fun for a while
Yeah, I'm fucking make the playoffs all right
I have a stat of a day. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it stat of the day
Um, I wish I could trade places with the offense
Does he ever say that? Yeah, he did with that lamppost
Why does he want to trade with the fence
So she could be the one that he could be the one that she leans against and then what does he do with the lamppost?
Lampost I'm actually not sure. I wish I could trade places with the old face. Did I want to or maybe that's where he says fence with the old fence
It took
Dude, I'm gonna be honest too. It's like I
I'm almost weary of having to take on that album that I'm like I love it
Because I don't want to I don't want to be like all you're just trying to be different. Yeah, but I do like I like listen to it
It's good. It sounds good. It's a pleasant listen and he pulled it off like he sounds good. He did
All right, we got a Drake one today. I'll give you three lives. Okay. What is the 77th most stream Drake song about time?
Can I get questions to narrow this down that that'll cost you lives? Okay, can I get five questions to narrow this down?
This is a good question. This is not static. Yeah, I know I just let's just we're gonna remove punishment from staff
Okay, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. There's no punishment. I'll give you five questions on a guess
Is this from I'm gonna try to see where this
Is the project is fucking fella? Okay, so you don't even know that tells me a lot. It sounds like a single then
Was this
Released as a single Danny it was yeah, okay
And and clarifying question there this isn't gonna I this shouldn't count as another question that it so it didn't come out as a scary hours
Okay, so it was just a waste
Yeah, I think it was oh
It's always what's really non-inclusive and triquist I think it was just a single
I think that was it just a single that never even made its way in an album
I'm not saying I don't think it did it really it that feels weird, but I mean I know what I know what the answer is then
Because I I always was saying where what where did this well what what I was saying is
Why didn't we throw
Like we could it this is what the thing about Drake you gave this song a little too much credit though
Did I like when it came out you're like this is the number one because now I think we both know
I wasn't bit it was 77th most stream now I see so here's the thing
I was thinking laugh now cry later now I know it's not laugh now cry later
But what I was thinking is why didn't we put laugh now cry later? What's next once the needs and lemon pepper on CLB?
It would have gotten fucking nuts for streams and CLB is saying like you could have just done that just from a streaming
Perspective and Drake just like I don't care. I don't even want him it is crazy and CLB is like a one of the most streamed albums
And if he had laugh now on there he doesn't play the game like that now
But now that you said that I gave it too much credit and I didn't give it too much credit the song is just slept on
It's search and rescue it is
Unbelievable, but you say I'm saying you gave it too much credit in the sense like you said this is going number one
I remember do you blame me? I mean the guy that's good. It's really all go number one. It's yeah, they do
They do that one fucking got number one. No, I don't think it did that week. I don't know
Let's see where that that hit I bet I bet I picked it like four
Songs so good
Yeah, so wait so that would have been on
Maybe it could have been on like even on like fucking dogs. I think yeah
Yeah, I get why I didn't go though because there's like probably two years before the album where
Or no, maybe her lost season. I don't know it would have been dogs. I think
It's great song though
It's a great song. I'm gonna give you number two damn
Number two, you know, I'll come in with one next time. Yeah, who beat him who beat that one?
I wish I could trade places with that thing singles head off. I mean great fucking record. I was held up by walling last night
I mean great song great song great great great tune
Okay, should we go really 24 in what else do we do usually on this podcast?
So a lot of times we do math stuff
Yeah, we can do math and then what we do PO sometimes sometimes Po
I'm not getting emails from PO. I don't know if that means that they're not coming in or
Or what's going on, but that's okay. I mean is it just maybe gonna be a little shorter today?
We just get into some cues. Let's get into some cues. Okay, this comes from
Nico George
Simple question, but sometimes the simple ones are the best ones then
Nico asks what is the best sport?
What's the best one? There's a lot of them we love them. Yeah, it just comes down to it
It's like to watch versus to play is all of it thing for me. Let's say it's like if you put them all together
If if you think about to play to watch all together, I think it's football
for me
Think of it two hand touch football fucking fun fun watching the NFL football NFL football fun
The biggest event the Super Bowl
I think it has to like it's gotta be football
I don't know second would probably be basketball
But then soccer also has a weird case the thing with soccer is I think it's the most fun to play
Yeah, I think basketball is the most fun to play getting into like I'll just have footy
You're just in flow state and just like fucking play in center man
Just ditching it to your right back. It's as fun as it gets. It is really fun. I you also and scoring a goal
Is score is no feeling like it really is so magical. Maybe hitting a home run is is
No scoring a goal is the best in a close game in a big game. Oh my god fucking score, dude
Home run is the coolest though because like you get you kind of just get some time to like you get a celly
Yeah, you know people just admire you. Thanks guys. Yeah, it's coming out
And you did your work the works over. I mean, I think the political answer here is soccer
I mean in terms of worldwide appeal probably is soccer and by the way, I love watching soccer. I love watching soccer
Also that you could bring video games into this. Mm-hmm. You could bring video games into this
I think FIFA's got to be the best. I love FIFA. Is there do you have FIFA on your Xbox upstairs?
It may be on that. I don't know if not maybe we could get a code God and play child. Oh, yeah, true
We definitely could get that going also
The thing about footy that I'm I'm gonna say that the reason this is the best sport in the game
You just need a ball
How are you gonna play like even if you line don't even need one that those trash balls they make in Africa right
But even if you need even if even if you love basketball
You need the hoops. The hoops. You need net span
You need not I'm not playing netless hoops, man
And you know what we need pavement. Yeah, you know, we need we need a hardwood. It's just too much football you need a football really
That's true. Now that is true football's good. It's footballer football. I'm gonna say football. I'm gonna say football as well
We got a van Vleet entry. I'm just gonna read it again not pre-reading it just it looks like it's a diary entry
Should I read it? This is from Van Vleet who's just fucking off the rails now. Oh, I mean he
He the thing with he's an entertainer though like people love him
I will say this the thing with van Vleet
I know this he's very spacey and like he probably thought he was writing his diary
So that it does feel like that sounds like he's on something. Is he on something you think?
I'm just saying like he's that I don't think because I was like he's just creative
I don't like I'm never seen him as that kind of guy
No, like I think he just doesn't know where he is at a lot at a lot of points
He was very famous. He's in a different city every day. Mm-hmm. In breads head 43. Oh, it's an imbreds head fuck you
Hey, diary. I read that you can have everything you want in life, but never at the same time
That's a bar. I read that you can have everything you want in life, but never at the same time. That's kind of real
I like where we're going with this bread. I think this is true because I want to be able to write you more
But there's other newer segment ideas. I like to try too. I guess I'm stuck between a cock and
I guess I guess I'm stuck between a cock and a hard place
Okay, well
Again, don't you we don't laugh at him look because this is like just his diary. So you think that's what he thinks it is
I don't know, but this is like nobody was ever really supposed to read this so it's like we can't this is yeah this you
It's like imagine imagine if if you're right and then you're like dear diary
I got nervous today in my game and then everyone's like and then everybody reads it like you're right
Let me let me just let me do it again. Yeah, I guess I'm stuck between a cock and a hard place
But I haven't forgot about you diary
That's it. That was it. And then DJ said beautiful
It's nice to get a peek into the soft interior of this rugged professional
true
Zignaji said BVV is so wise so what breadstick John said what happened to MF food?
I don't know and he did that. He was asking bread. Yeah, it's asking bread bread fan fleet jaws
He does us like kind of know that type of shit
He feels like he's kind of the commish
And BVV like sort of I don't know like he's he's a like he might and he's connected like he might just know
It's not my food. He's like a socialite. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. All right. Hello, Zach and daddy
Trying this segment one more time because I'm proud of it good
List these NBA players based on their high school rank
I feel like I can be good at this. This is fun, dude. Yeah. Let's do it. This is fun. All right, so
So
Number one Christian Brown
So how do you want to do this? So he has we have five players and then he has a list of their high school rank
Let's clear them all and then okay. Yeah, we'll do a rank here
So the guys are Christian Brown Bruce Brown
Shay
Jeremiah Kane
Michael Porter Jr
I didn't look at the answers that I bet MPJ is number one MPJ was number one
Okay, so hold on. Let me let me write down your answers
So who are you putting number one? I mean you can't go higher than one
He what he was one coming out and makes sense and by the way really good worked out worked out well
He's a star almost an all-star. Yeah, he is an all-star, I would say yeah
I'm gonna say who else we have a Christian Bruce
Shay and Kane. McCain seems like he was playing. McCain was it McCain was up there
McCain's a fucking hooper. I'm gonna say I mean Shay went to Kentucky
It kind of feels like he I didn't really know about him. How was he in Kentucky? What was he?
I'm not a I'm not really a college hoobster neither so I don't know
Was he just like a 19 and six classic probably yeah, I mean he was the first round pick
Classic one and don't pick was he I think he was like
That's a good question. I'm actually really interested in Shay's college stats
I'm pretty sure he was draft check him out. I mean he was on the clippers, but he might have been drafted by like
Somebody else. No, Indiana. I'm making that up pretty standard
Played 37 games college 14.4 and five. That's pretty standard good freshman guard
I'm gonna say he's in the two though. Okay, so you're gonna put Shay in the two
Okay, and then we're gonna go Jared
And then we're gonna go Jared in the third. I don't know shit about Bruce or Christian in high school
If I had to guess I'd be like Bruce was the lowest
Doesn't he seem like it just a pros pro that fucking. We went to Miami. Yeah, yeah
And Christian went to like cans. It's a kind of felt like yeah, I'm gonna say Christian Bruce. Okay
All right, let's take a look here
So Zach had MPJ in the one in the one was MPJ fuck yeah
Oh, I wonder if this is like they were ranked one two three four five
No, can't be because McCain is in the two he feels like he might have been two
I don't think he was two, but he was all right Jared McCain is in the two
So you were wrong there actually fuck you had you had Shay in the two. It's Jared McCain in the two wow
This is crazy in the three was Brucey B
Did I make sure it was probably nice in the four was Christian B
And in the five was Shay
Damn, that's crazy Shay. What a story. He's just fucking gotten better and better man
Maybe it was because maybe they don't they're not getting out the Canada maybe they don't know about it
Maybe it could be that this comes from Boris. I mean, we've gotten this question several times
But I think it's worth it's worth touching on
Is orange called orange because oranges are orange or oranges called oranges because or because they're oranges
Is orange? Yeah, so it's like what came first the chicken of the keg
Orange called orange because oranges are orange or orange is called oranges because they are oranges
So I don't actually don't I think he's well that it should be because they are orange. Yeah
Because it would be like orange. Just you just stuck an ass on the end
I think Boris didn't eat it. Yeah, so it's like where they like we're gonna this fruit is
I'm really gonna think about this so they were like where they like the color is gonna be called orange
And then they're like this fruit is orange. So we're gonna call it the orange or was it like
We're gonna this fruit is gonna be called the orange and then the color is the same color as that
So we're gonna I think it's the first one. I think the color orange was a meant to first. I think
So that I think the orange is named the orange because it's orange
I don't think orange is named orange because the orange is orange
Yeah, cuz you there's no like like purple didn't get his name from plum. Right, you know
Blue didn't get his name from the berry
Right, the blue yeah the berry. They're like this berry's blue which is not and they were like so we're gonna name it
It's purple. Yeah, yeah, I think uh, so I think it was the color and then yes, so the first one
Oh, this is a math question because you were saying we do math. Yes
Which I feel like we haven't done as much math this happy. So I like to get back into this bag
Subtime and Jerry oh for two on cues answered
So I figured I'd switch and go for the easy layup just a simple math question today
What is two plus three if you don't know? That's okay. Not everyone is a genius. I'm gonna just do calc
Yeah later just do calc and there's listen. There's nothing wrong with open out the calc especially in 2026
Because we have
We're not getting tested like we're not in school
You you can use a calculator
You can whip your calc out in public two plus three is gonna get you so two plus three's five
five
So five's your answer there good question though. Yeah
This comes from Mikey
Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance along to every song you hear?
Hmm saying and that's just for me coming off like uh
Coming at it from a
What what my bag like my bag is is more vocals. It's not but I don't think I don't think you have to be a
Aggressively, I don't think you have to be aggressively dancing. I don't want to do the silence bot
You and you're kind of singing along. I think that's a little bit. That's what it's weirder than kind of it's a little odd
I just don't want to be like a coach happen. I don't want to be out at a bar having a dance. I don't want to I think oh
But you kind of are dancing you kind of are you're kind of you keep it in the box
You keep the feet moving a little bit. I'm just gonna sing and I'm gonna get compliments like I want to be fucking singing
I'm gonna do it like loud and good. I just think you hear more music than you think and dancing
It's just a natural you know, I feel like I dance a little bit not even knowing. Yeah, you move a little bit
Yeah, you just I feel like this is dancing with by the way bring back dancing clubs
Yeah, we were talking about it last night
You got dancing with different
But what does that mean like are they doing disco shit? I think yeah, I think they're like fucking because I used to go with Emma and Amanda and Ethan
And we would go to like kind of dancing clubs and I would like dance with Emma
So yeah, but like so if you're dancing with a girl like feel like that's different
But not like grinding dancing
You're like you're like holding her hand and spinning home and stuff like I'll fucking line dance
Yeah, a little line dance vibe and then just kind of like moving. I think it depends on the yacht the music that's playing
I want disco shit like this and like moon. I want to moonwalk. I want to moonwalk across the dance floor
In like with friends. Yes, I want every I want all of the boys to moonwalk dancing adults dancing is so funny and awesome
Because what else is life man? Yeah, I think pops fucking got in the dance
I've never really seen pops getting a dance back. He does the jumping jacks
Pops was dancing crazy. I think he's confused as to what dancing is well. Okay. He just does exercise like high knees
high knees
He was doing that at our wedding and people were like what's
Is this guy okay? Well cuz he was just working out. Yeah, yeah, you're just working up a sweat pops right right
But what was the question singer dance? I thought I would dance. I would say
All right, Danny and Zach
Put a toe down addition. I know Zach doesn't have toes so to see his fingers. We'll just both do fingers. I don't want to
No, I don't want it. I don't you know, look here's the thing. I'm in this with you if you don't have to make I want to make I want to make
I want to make this a
A statement just because I don't have toes doesn't mean that you can't use your toes. I know, but I know how to not feel
Nope, if I'm doing my toes. That's all for me. I'm not doing it. It's all for me. I don't I don't want to be a burden
I don't want to be a burden because I don't have toes. You're not a burden and I'm just saying like
Just because I can't steer that well
Yeah, you can't yeah, you can't doesn't mean that you can't you can't swerve a little bit
Okay, I've noticed that you always walk in straight lines just because I can't really go that's right
I did you know I got two because I have stubs on my feet and you didn't choose to have stubs on a feet
And I want you to feel included. Well, I did it was it was an elective surgery. Yeah, why did you do that?
I got all of his toes removed all of them
Why did you do it? You said what?
Same reason people get fucking BBLs and and you just didn't want them
I didn't like the way they looked. It's like why does somebody get like so it's a look you think they look better now
Yeah, for me. I mean, and that's listen at the end of the day plastic surgery is
You need it needs to be for you
So if you really don't want to
Do you know the one who talks in the mirror or a nose job? Yeah, and you're getting it for somebody else and that's not a good reason
I looked at my toes and said to hell with them right right right
So you said you didn't say like let's carve them up a little bit. You said let's just take them off
I didn't like I thought they were weird got it and you do feel more confident now
Yeah, and by the way, do you think toes are normal looking? I don't I do and I think that you can't really walk
You know like I've come to think about how many times have you seen him walk you guys haven't really he
It's like a really serious issue
You can't walk places man
I'll also say this you'd only go straight and if we I turn you
So what man? I like the way they look if first of all I save a little bit of money on shoes
You do say less fabric. Yeah, it's what so just smaller
Yeah, but they don't have to use as much because you went from like a 10 and a half to look at six now
So I'm that so like sometimes I go child shoes and also
And also I'm saving the environment because it's less fabric and also if I'm ever in like a UFC fight or something or
You can't you can't you can't walk
If I am you won't be I will have to cut less weight
That's a good point
Exactly about about a pound of toes got kind of so you're kind of like already like are missing a pound exactly
Yeah, okay, but I'm the same physique
Right just toe weight is gone
Which is just which doesn't affect your physique
So it's like you get to keep a pound of physique essentially. I'll have a muscle. That's an upper that's on a beforehand for if you fight in the UFC
Why don't they just cut their ass off
Cut their ass off or or get like you know cut their butt off get something get some some to surgery to make it smaller
Something that you don't need
Yeah, it could be your ass. I think you need your ass though. I think ass has I think you need your whole body. You could cut your day off
You could definitely cut your head, but how heavy is your day really it depends depends on if you have a bones. It's a really
It gets like way heavier. That's what that's such a weird. We don't have to talk about that
um
What was I gonna say though
If we fought the UFC what weight class will we fight it?
You got to go as far down as you can go. Yeah, so then you could gain it and be I think that that's my best
That's the best way to go go that's what light light weight and then gain your weight back
That's what shot it's a parrera did it for a while. Yeah, I think I'd probably go ban a weight which is 135
It's such an advantage. Yeah, but you got you really got a cut
Oh, that would be so fucking difficult. I'd go ban them or maybe feather. I think it's 145 like right now
I haven't like eaten breakfast and I feel like I'm gonna pass out
I know and I just haven't eaten one meal
You got to go like a couple to and by the way not only can you not eat you have to like
Swet it you have to go in a sauna and sweat and then like do the bike and shit
I want a hundred percent understand the guy that passed out on stage which by the way he was fine and
Didn't they cancel the fight though? Yeah, but he was like okay, so now you can laugh about it
I thought like the one with like
Like when Andy comes in the toys and yeah, I thought that was funny
Um, okay, so we're doing put it out down. Let's just do put a finger down put it out on if you have been in a pickle
You've been in one what what was a deal or was it sweet just baseball?
Oh, okay, yeah, I used to like getting in pickles and baseball because they just we just nobody is pros man
They just fuck it up. They fucking just go back and forth. They fuck it up. They do
Fuck it up and I it's like if nobody's gonna pursue me
We could be here forever. Yeah, seriously you somebody has to make a play the best is backyard baseball being in a pickle
Yeah, you're they're not gonna like
Yeah, and you guys are gonna fuck up the line and they don't you guys are throwing a ball
I'm not to use my legs you guys don't know how to like throw a ball somebody's got to make the plant
You got to chase me down and then the other guy's got to come close chase down in the flip
But then by that time you're sliding into second
Usually the funniest is you just get picked off
All the time you just be like it's like it's a lefty dude like I don't know the lefties. There's no answer
We picked your right leg off and I think that they're blocking I think they're fucking blocking
Well because I got because you're going at a 45 degree angle, but also you're it's the same
So it's like if you're if I'm a if I'm going looking at third
But they'll go forward a little bit and then throw it
Your box as soon as his leg was going forward you're fucking bye would go and then and then and then oh
If you would go towards a plate
Like not completely towards a plate so they're not gonna see it and then it goes here or he goes like here a little bit
It's just it's a 45 degree angle. Oh because he just steps there
Exactly throws so he's like this, but if you're going forward. I feel like that's a block
Yeah, I feel like you would have to come straight towards me. No, that's fair game. I'll go this
I was a very good base stealer. I probably was 98. I was probably 99.8%
And but I never stolen lefties. I just wouldn't do it dude because you can't tell you just can't tell when they're going
I would know stealing fucking second base on a lefty is unbelievable stealing second base on a righty is the easiest thing of all time
Yeah, yeah, it's so easy the easiest thing in all of sports if you're fast
And and if you're like until you're like in like late high school, it's like
No, even unless you're in the pros
It's pretty hard. It is to throw like with a fucking batter in there, bro. I'm saying might be swinging
You have to get up like it so much has to go right for you them to get you out
So much as baseball players defensively are incredible so much has to go right to fucking ground out
But even like the the the throw has to be perfect
And then he still has to like catch and put it on you
I would love to do some sort of challenge with big league catcher and big league pitcher and us like trying to steal
I mean we're fast so we could we could steal some bases. That's like yeah, but like we don't we'd probably like 50%
Yeah, cuz they're like incredible. They're they're the best throws are perfect
But we're faster than 75% of baseball. Oh, I don't know about that probably not but some show has the fucking show has really fast
Um pickle off pickled some guys are slow. Uh, okay put it toe down
If you have partied in a cheese it back
You've done that till Brad Van Vleyton better me. How was it?
Weird cheesy salty. Yeah, did you get to eat? Nope
So you're just in the back. Were there cheeses in the bag? No
Weird they weren't home or something. I don't know. Those were their chicks
Yeah, they're chicks
They're chicks
Put it toe down if you have caused a nine car pile
I just forgot how to read
If you're caught if you've caused a nine nine car pile up
I haven't
I got me neither
But a toe down if you iron recreationally. I mean
This feels personal
Put a toe down if you have microwave phobia syndrome
So these are just very personal. That was at me the ironing was that Zach
So what is it about the micro if you don't only be in there you don't want to yeah just around it
You don't know just fear being in there
But like imagine getting but how could you get in there? I'm just saying like Parker's staying here. We're pretty close
But like I don't what if he gets mad and wants to put me in the microwave. I just think it's too small to fit
No
Yeah, have you ever tried to go in? It's just like the the idea that could happen. I couldn't happen
It could never get an elevator and you're kind of scared they're just gonna get stuck. Yes
So it's kind of that. It's like I could be putting a microwave. No, I could though. No
That's so you're not being very understanding. I was trying. I'm trying to have a I don't I'm trying my best
I haven't disease. I feel like this should be comforting. I you can't fit in a microwave
But you don't know that yes. I do you don't dude. It's way too small you haven't gone in one
Like you don't know because I could because I wouldn't fit you might unless I was a baby you might don't
So what I'm a baby. No, I'm saying you're not a baby. Am I thinking like a baby? Yes? I'm trying to say I'm thinking like I'm a baby
If you were a baby you could that's so that's my mental health and my syndrome that I have I'm not saying you're thinking like a baby
I'm thinking as if I'm a baby. That's I guess you think you're the size of a baby. I think that's a nice
Down to you think your baby sized. I don't think I'm I think I can fit in a microwave
Okay, so you can't have one of the it's one or the other you think you're a baby or you or you
Know that you can't fit in a microwave
I think I'm a you think you're a baby
I don't I don't I don't or like you think you're a kitten
I that just depends like on how I'm feeling put a toe down if you have gotten a beer with riddle me stick both of us
How's he doing? He hasn't been active. I mean, he's he's a drug alcoholic. Yeah, he's active using college or something
Firstly, I've done the last one and I've partied in a cheese a bag peace peace
So this is Benedict and Benedict is
Is it a big gift gave it right? Yes, but I don't think he does as many segments
um
He's doing one and yeah, I'll just tell you this like
Pontid extra said this is uncomfortable to think about
Zignan she said I like the concept, but it makes me uncomfortable to think about okay
Jalen breads in just said a day. So we'll do it. I think it's a little bit weird
Well, it'll make it'll it'll make sense in a second. So a new segment alert dip
Or a okay, and it's which would your other have these items come out of
Yeah, and that's kind of what it seems like everybody's kind of doing. I feel like it's always gonna be a
Legos a
Yeah, cuz I don't want to piss a Lego it would hurt right unless we get a liquid if we get a liquid
I don't want to come in out of my eye root beer. I'll piss it out of my day. Yeah, you know, this is a good segment
Nikola Yokoch. Ah, don't answer that one
But the answer has to be yeah, but it's really weird and a life-size Nikola Yokoch coming out of my ass
I mean, that's what it has to be. You want to do it? Yeah, I mean go fish, but only the extra cheesy ones. Ah
piss
Riddle me stick
Oh, okay, dear for you, and then healing him. That's just like a fart out of the yeah
Yeah, but if you could
I would do it. I feel a balloon on yeah
Fuck an imagine that would you do that like as a party trick? What like I mean that was upstairs
It wouldn't be like a party trick like everybody knows about it
But it's just like there would always be balloons around like we have a bunch of balloons
It's Sarah's been pumping up for the same patties I party today
So you would just be like I could do them. I'll do them cuz just let me go to the bathroom
Yeah, or just just
When like when you guys are gone, I'll do them if you could pump healing matter day would you have that ability?
Yes
Yes, I mean, I think I would figure out some way to fly
If there was healing if I could produce helium like I would figure out
Some sort of contraption that I can fly and you're just flying like you did would have to be like in something
Yes, yeah, you could cover it up. Yeah
There's some sort of way. Yeah, you are producing helium that you can how much would you pay to be able to do helium out of your day
That's priceless. I mean I'd pay empty empty check would you empty empty the BB account? Yeah, you think so
I would do I could sell first of all I could sell would you delete all of our social media pages?
No, cuz I you get big again though. No, but I enjoy I like
No, but I don't want but you I don't want helium from them. I don't want helium out of my dead that bad
But you could I would do it you just literally fly out of your day the next day
You're still you in this life. Yeah, I guess I would you don't have to do it. I'm just getting playing devil's out of here
Um, anyways, we got Andrew put a finger down. I guess we kind of just did one, but we'll do another one
Put a finger down if you've ever used your left hand
You didn't put your fingers up. Yeah, I'm more do toes, but okay
If I've ever you know, I've never used one. I mean either. I've never even put it up
Met each other's dads one time
It was weird. It was weird. It was weird. Who made the vibe weird? I think it was you
I think you may think I was weird. Well, you our dads were fine. I thought yeah, it was something was so weird about it
Maybe it was me. I don't know. I don't really it was it was not what we
It was eerie. Yeah, it was weird, man. Uh paid for something in potatoes
How's it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah at the airport. Yeah, you cuz what was the uh, what's the conversion like is it?
It's pretty it's like one-to-one
Okay, so how many so what'd you get and how many potatoes you pay bottle water?
Tell me less it's two and a half Rossets. Okay. Yeah
Been hammered for national mouthwaste me. I love national mouthwaste. Yeah, it's I love it, dude
I love it
You never have come I know I don't I think that you shouldn't go party for national mouthwash. Why?
It's more of like a why can I park a dare program though? It's like stay off mouthwash
No, it's not a it's like a it's not I don't know an issue with it so I can I'm saying it's not a
Celebratory day. It's like an awareness day to like not do too much mouthwash. Yeah
Well for us, it's just an excuse to go to the pub and do Guinness and it's fun. Uh ever slept in a bed
I've been wanting to have you
Yeah, I've been wanting to I just think
I don't know maybe splurge on a bed one night. It's just like I'm not we're not materialistic guys
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm not trying to go Hollywood on these period. Yeah, so you're just it's just no for you
Yeah
I'm just kind of like I'm putting a lot of from this angle. It looks weird
Yeah, okay. Yeah, um, we're good. We can shut him down. Just your fingers down. Put your fingers down
Tell me it doesn't look weird. I guess sometimes you can just sometimes just go on on my thumb
Sometimes you're like what is this? Yeah, when when when it gets here
You know what can also trip me out sometimes you can control all your your shit
Yeah, I'm control your hand your feet. You can control your ears so much of uh, don't do that so much of fucking focus. I'm right ears moving
No, really not really really look at them
Maybe like by default like the load popped up with train you try to move your shit
Think of moving your face actually your mind. I don't know how to move my ears, and I don't like thinking about that. Let's go
Can you do one eyebrow up?
Let me one of those up real stat are up that from Zignanji the average women
The average woman spends 2.5 years getting ready over her lifetime real
Sarah takes real forever and if I'm in a bad mood, I'll be like hurry up real stat
Well, cuz you got to do makeup
They have to do makeup and she takes and so and if you don't have to do makeup example
I'm going to this Oscars thing with our friend Talia and Jimmy tonight. You're gonna ask her script
Gonna well know the Oscars are tonight
Okay, yeah, he's good. I mean no, it's the Oscars the show
It's the fucking awards ceremony. Fuck you. Do you think there's not a guy named Oscar fuck
Seriously, man. Do you think B Jordan's gonna win or Timothy Chalamau?
Me too be Jordan now. Yeah now be Jordan. Don't you think
I'm so pissed about that
I think he kind of deserves it. I mean fucking that movie's really they're both really good
I'm I'm just saying like Timmy C. Yeah, he's had it in the bag
It's tough though. Dude, he's doing all these interviews. He didn't he just they got it
I mean, but I'm saying like just don't say anything. Yeah ever again actually to stay in your house. Yeah, yeah
And you win
Yeah, now it's probably gonna be be Jordan
But I don't I like I or could still be Timmy, but I can't believe but be Jordan also deserves it
I don't but I think the only people in the world that would actually care about that like what Timmy C said
Or the people that vote on the Oscars very true like the only people in the world that would like be like
That's insane. That's real like you know, I don't think anybody would actually and no real person would be like
People would just be hanging out with their friends and say that and then they don't be like yeah, you just be like oh
Yeah, that's annoying man. They're just getting him for a clip. They got him. They got him. They got him
Timmy C. Um him it
Yeah, and he was on such a run. He's still on a run
Yeah, now he's fine, but it was a little
Um, so that's a real stat about 10% of people are left-handed. I think that's a real stat
Which is so dope to be left-handed real stat
Mm-hmm. That's just a cool fucking quality to have just want a little quality that it's like I'm rare
Yeah, food digest faster when you listen to hard rock music. I'm gonna say duck that. Yeah, come on now
Look that
Women have softer bones than men. Ooh
They got more they got more like
Like I feel like our bones are so like
Dainty and stuff, but she's just small. I think I'm gonna say ock that
What do you think real stat
Ock that shit. I think they're just small like they're just smaller bones smaller bones
About one and ten people can fall asleep instantly on command
I don't know how you would know that stat if it's real, but it's real and our dad does it real stat
Yeah, that'd be dope to fall asleep on a man. I'm very jealous about it
I wonder and the thing is it's he sleeps so well every night and he's not like a tired guy
No, it's just because I've always thought like if that's the case like you just need to sleep more
No, he just has an off button literally a switch. You're so jealous. Yeah, uh should we do one more here? Yeah
We're up with this you get 300 million dollars, but you can't use a wheelbarrow for three hours
I'll take the 300 million. Yeah, I'll take a 300 million
All right, that'll do it. Um, love y'all. See you next time
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