Draft Of NBA Players With The Most To Gain From A Championship, Jack Harlow Album Review, And Q’s

All right, welcome back episode two 13 I believe is that what it actually is that's a lot of episodes man

It is a lot of episodes. That's like almost 213 Epis

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No, but no, but we are though. No, but we are though. We're a stem pod. We are stem boys. We're stem boys and we are stem boys and

If we can't fucking count, you're right. Okay. You're right. Okay fucking count. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay

This would jack a Harlow album. Oh my friend. It's cool. It's it's yeah

I was just talking to Parker about it upstairs. Can't say the music doesn't sound good. That's exactly what I'm saying music and

Parker's that same thing. He said it's not he's Parker said it's not for me music sounds good

It's not a bad out. No, it sounds good. I don't think anybody's saying it's about him

You're just like what the hell's going on, but you're like this is good. You're like it's genuinely like I have a couple that I like and I like old

If I remember you know, like if I'm folding clothes, uh-huh, maybe I'll throw it on. Yeah

If I'm like folding clothes if there's a if if it's really cold outside

There's a fireplace and I'm drinking. Yes. Yes. I'm going to throw it on

I would certainly throw it on when Sarah and I have dinner together at home and and it's kind of quiet

Yeah, no and there's no braggadocia. No, and there's no there's no cussing. Yeah, and it's good

Yeah, it's good. It's good for like that. It's certainly not what I expected coming in no

But it you could tell you put time into it and it sounds good

It's just like if you feel people are probably gonna be like I feel like he's like trying to do that and that doesn't suit

What they could say whatever you can't say it sounds bad. Yeah, I'm not really even giving a take on it

I kind of have to listen to it a little more too, you know, it's like but it's it's easy listening

We listen to it on our drive. It's good. I like it. It's good. Yeah, it's good

But it's not a listen if you're going in if you're if you haven't listened yet and you're going in looking for a jack harlow

You're not getting one you're not you're not getting any rap

Although I feel some of the verses he's kind of a little melodic rap like it's a little bit of rap

But not like it's not rap. I just sometimes I'm like

It's not harlow rap. I guess well, I'm but I'm also like

Maybe give me just a slight warning

Yeah, because I'm coming in being like all this is I you know, like

It seems like he wanted some bars like where like nobody had any idea because he went no singles too

Like if he went one single we would have been like this is what we're on it reminded me so much of listen to honestly never mind for the first time

Yeah, complete because it's different genre where I'm like this is

I think it's good, but I'm like I don't need I didn't I'm going in because I was like I'm sitting down

I'm ready for you know, you got a drake out me got bars. You got a couple bangers. You got a couple rb

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it was just it was just

That's actually and I was like

That but it was similar for me with that one too. Honestly never mind. I listen like three or four of them

And then I was like I'm gonna just I'm gonna finish this out later. I actually did the same thing on harlow

See the thing with harlow though is I got almost duped by honestly never mind

I was like he's gonna put a sticky and he's gonna put a Jimmy Cooks at the end

I will say Jack could we have just gotten one can we go give it to put one in there?

You know give me one nail tech. Let me know you're still in you're still there. Yeah, but he really didn't want to do that

And you know what respect yeah, let's find it's a I wonder I don't I actually haven't seen what people are saying about it

I've seen yeah, it's like exactly what you would think it's like I don't think people are saying

It's bad like some people are saying the sounds dope and then a lot of people were being like he's trying to be Mac Miller

It's just like exactly is that would Mac Miller was like I don't honestly divine feminine is kind of like that

I don't know if I ever really gotten that back

Yeah, he was he was kind of like that. He was actually very much like that

He's not like a singer, but it was always very melodic and like real instruments and stuff. Yeah, you should go divine feminine bag

Get up in that bag. All right, we got draft of

What do we have dry like draft of players who have the most to gain from an NBA championship legacy was yes

And we're not just talking this year, right

Like I was thinking this year, okay, because I kind of went yeah, I guess I could be any year though, but I guess it's still

I'm just saying there might be some guys like like I have Steph as a potential pick. He's not gonna win it this year

And I'm not even I'm not even taking that into account. So you're not going based on you're just saying if they were to win it

This stuff might not even be in the playoffs, but like yes, Steph because to me, it's like if Steph takes a lead over Brian

We have a for sure. We have a weird talk. Yeah

Okay, yeah, you can you can kick it off. Okay, we might overlap. I don't really don't know where to go with my first pick. I'm just gonna go

Off rip for me something that just it changes storylines. It changes opinions

It changes the way I look at this guy

The the way the whole world looks at this is the most go ahead Kevin Durant. Okay. Yeah, I have him

Because a lot of them getting them without the warrior exactly. Yeah, I don't again don't think it's gonna happen

That's not what this draft is about this draft isn't about it are the rockets gonna win

I don't think so. Mm-hmm

But if they did especially in a tough Western conference and by the way a good Eastern conference

He could really yeah a good Eastern conference. It's getting leveled out. Yeah, I mean the top of the West is way better, but

I mean there's three or four good teams in the east. Yeah, it's like if this guy goes three rings like this ring would mean more

Then the other two other two is what people would think he needs he needs one elsewhere

And I don't think he will get it. I don't think he will either. I also don't really believe what I just said

I don't believe that he I don't believe the narrative that he's like not a winning peace

And it was just like he went on to a stack team

It was like I I don't think he needs it to for me to think that about it

I'm just saying I don't think those rings like I don't think of those rings as lesser

You know how hard is to win a really hard like they did it in fucking Brooklyn didn't work

They did it like that you put together teams and it does work. Oh, it's a Jim Kairian KD

And they were never really healthy. Yeah, but like that is such an insane team. You could put together a team

And it's just doesn't happen for you. Yeah, it's very true. I got the the Lakers have and there's only one rock man

And you got to share that rocket if if the guy got a ego. I do feel like Kevin to rent very efficient and like

Really able to fit on any team. That's what he did with the warrior doesn't need the rock doesn't need the rock

Just give me just oh what's his field go percentage career if you guys said exactly you can do nothing

49% like I I was gonna say like he's not over 50 is he because that would be like the best jump shooting efficiency of all time

Especially because he's taking jump shots. He's not yeah, it's like it's like of course yoke like yokes in the yokes got to be 58

If he's over 50 he's like might be the most efficient offensive player of all time

Kind of yeah, but that's the thing with like yoke wow dude what

50.3. That's unreal. I mean that's insane. That is unreal. The thing with yoke though

And all big man's for that all big man for that matter is like

Still got to make them well

It's like that's why having an elite big man is so valuable

It says yoke shoots 60% from the floor. Mm-hmm. True. You know, it's like and that's our star efficient

Instead of a 42% right yeah, yeah, very true like and that's just what you're gonna get at like a wing

That's true unless it's dirty from so far exactly. Yeah, that's true unless you're kd

Um, I mean to me like a very obvious one is just can jim hard and get one or is he just gonna be

You know, it couldn't get one and kind of like a Charles Barkley. Yeah, of course. I've given up on him personally

Yeah, I don't again. I don't I do not think you will get one. I just think it's it's almost

It's almost guys, but he's almost I he's almost awesome at this point because it's like we can point to a guy and be like

Are you gonna be like uh?

Wembee has never played a playoff game right we can be like is he gonna be a James Harden

We good to have a guy in the back pocket to be like

This is who we point to to be like this 100% because Cliff never got one

But it was it wasn't are you gonna be a cliff no cliff was good cliff just had some tough some tough breaks

Yeah, you should have won that one here. Yeah, that's a perfect example too of like Cliff had tough breaks

Mm-hmm

That doesn't mean like like kd win in two rings in golden states like they could have had tough breaks as well

They had a tough break that third year. It's very true. It's very true

Yeah, to win a ring dude

The lock goes into it an NBA championship. Yeah, uh my two I'll go to

Man, there are a lot of ways you can go

There's really no wrong answer it would help everybody. Yeah

I mean, I'll say I'll say Steph if it's like I was saying if Steph can be the guy that has the most rings on this

It's weird. No, I don't think people are saying he's better than bra. But it's a weird. That's a weird thing

You even have one before Steph has five brones for it is we're yeah, they're tied like

They are tied. I do think

Yeah, I mean, it's tough. It's tough. It's tough when it's like Steph didn't get the finals MVP

That's the one thing about Steph's career that I'm like damn it. Yeah, but he could it's just cuz kd

Like but he didn't even get it when it was igweddala. He has one. Oh, yeah, it's eggy

But let's you know what let's pull those numbers up. That's what I'm saying

It's just like played fine by like kd was on the steam and then eggy was just

I'm pretty sure brawn like averaged

35 in that series and they and they were like eggy shut him down

Yeah, yeah, follow the stats MVP stats

Let's say I mean the stats aren't I mean he went 16 5 and 4 that pretty bad

I mean that's that's I don't get it. I don't really don't get it

Why he didn't win the MVP or eggy went 65 on four Steph

No, eggy went 16 5 and 4. That's like pretty good actually for eggy for eggy. I think you're talking about Steph

Okay, I'm trying to find some brawn numbers. Okay. I remember at the time he was being praised for his defense

I'm on reddit shout out to reddit. Yeah, right. It's great. This is this is what you need read it for

Even though brawn was about to win a freaking award in a loss for averaging damn near triple double 35.8 13.3 to 8.8 brawns

So that's the go and that was when eggy shut him down. Yeah

I believe he shut him down. You shut him down for one more time 30 36 13 and 9. Oh eggy. Yeah, no that is unbelievable

I don't get that what the fuck is that

That's bullshit and you know what sucks though. It's like these awards matter man. The finals a finals MVP does matter a lot

I mean he has one, but he needs like if he had three it would be a different conversation or even two it took

We don't blame me if Katie gets him because he's fucking good. It's really good. It's true

um

I'm gonna go to

Nikoleo Kitsch get in a second. I think it puts him in top fucking ball of top 10. I was gonna say it's probably top 10

Yeah, and what else did the other thing it does it wins him next year's MVP

I think that I think that and I don't actually don't think this is an unfair criticism

I think he doesn't get to win another MVP until he wins another ring. They're just being like you know what

You can't just do this and and you know not win for the next three years and we're not we're not gonna award it

That's regular season of war but but we're humans guys. That's what that's like that's how the voters looking at it

Like we don't y'all we don't believe you

That's what they're saying and and Shay is is really making that look good for Shay, you know

Right. I think he needs he won't win the MVP this year

But if he wins the championship and a final time VP he wins it next year

And he has it so four four MVP's two rings your top 10 very true. Yeah, that is something

He's got man. He does have three on him, which is really nice. Mm-hmm. How many is brought half four? Yeah, dude

But that's so annoying like how you give him eight you should have eight

Like show like 11 those years when he's with the calves. He didn't win one

Think about how insane that is. Yeah, who won those years. It was like a Yanis maybe it was well staff got two of them

There's one year. It's should definitely should have been staff. It was it was two steps a Russ and a Harden

It is tough those guys were very peak of them. I know, but they were not LeBron James. No, they weren't stuff. Oh, yeah, all right

Fine the most valuable basketball player in the league at that for all those years was LeBron James

Dude, he was so unbelievable. He was yoke right now. Yeah, but maybe a little better defense

Yeah, a little more like dude. He was he was special

Um, and then I'm gonna do I mean, I'll do the Wembee thing. I have Wembee as well. Yeah, I mean, I do think like Wembee gets one this early

It's like he like he would because he might only play eight years

But it'll be like he was the greatest NBA player ever for like three years. You know, it scares me about this too. What?

I think the basketball gods like there's a thing. There's a thing and they're looking off the lens and and

Timmy D

The former Spurs he had those gods. He had a ring when he was like 21 or something

Like he had one of these early rings. It was probably like year two for Timmy D

And I think the basketball guys might be like you think we're doing the Spurs in the past it to Wembee. I think so

Yeah, I think they might be like we're gonna give we're gonna give this

Like fucking alien an early ring see if he can do six rings. I mean, Spurs are very exciting

Very exciting team. They're unbelievable if I'm a spurs fan. I'm like we're gonna fucking easily win the NBA title

And I would see no reason why not but they haven't taken their licks

I mean, they have not played a playoff game yet. Yeah, so we Wembee may be Jim Harder. We don't know. Yeah

I think he's just so it's so physically unfair that it's almost hard for him to be Jim Harder

I agree because he just has to like

Feel like that defensively he's unbelievable. He's the best defender ever by far. Yeah

At the very word at the least he's he's still probably the most important player on the floor if you if he doesn't score a point

The changes the whole opposing offense

Because there's a fucking giant in the lane if we could skip them if it's somehow I don't know how well would have to shake out

I actually it's not possible

We're gonna have to say I'm gonna say this lose to like a fucking seven or eight

But I'm saying like if somehow the Spurs play the the thunder

And we just we just skip them and go to the thunder because the Spurs would beat him

The Spurs will beat the thunder

I mean, they're four and one this year. Mm-hmm. What are we against the Spurs?

Let me look it up. I know we just beat him, but they didn't oh and four and the thunder

I think we're one and one against the Spurs. You're saying you'd rather she's San Antonio

I mean, I don't I think we

We don't have a great track record with it seems like our match up with OK. It was just not working out for us

It's not working out. We tried really hard last game too. We tried our best. We tried super hard

I will say the Spurs win we kind of turned a new leaf we took a leaf turned it turned it over because cam johnson said that phrase

I don't know turn a new leaf is that the phrase or my yeah, I think it's we turned a new leaf

So we looked that up it should be turned a new page

Yeah, cuz it's an x black page that what that would make sense we've turned a new leaf

Maybe they're just like shorthand for loose leaf. What is the

term we turned a new leaf come from

The phrase turn a new leaf actually comes from old books pages and books

Yeah, so you are right and so fucking they used to write on leaves

Um, you were wiped with a leaf

Have I ever wiped with a leaf um, no, I don't think I've ever shit outside ever

So I haven't have you mean neither it would be like camping, but I've not done that. That sounds terrible man

That sounds like a bad I think I would shit outside if I had toilet paper

It's the it's the leaf thing that really would get me like I just I like going in the toilet. I prefer that

Give me a hole though. Oh, yeah, there's a hole if there's a hole and and I got TP

Then I got nothing wrong with it. There's some weird stuff going on when I went to Africa some weird bathrooms

I don't remember what it was, but it might have been hole adjacent

So did they have at least a seat above the hole or it's just I don't remember yet

It might have been spun down you just drop it in but they had toilet paper. I think so that's good

I mean all the matters is the TP for sure for sure

Okay, so I gotta go four five here

It's there's a lot of ways you can go like Lucas Dodger. It's got one you look at him so different

LeBron still on the board. It's one of those guys. It just doesn't have one. Yeah

um

I will go I'll go this year's Shay going back to back

It'll be looked at as like a crazy peak of a of an NBA guard like

Insane. I actually think

In a weird way

I mean of course like he helps you out because I was gonna say no in the weirdest way though like

I think people look at the thunder as an all-time great team and they don't look at Shay

It's an all-time great

Yeah, yeah, but he I think he might I think he is like that guy like I think this year would help him though

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but for some reason I like I feel like I mean they are an all-time great team

They have some they just like they literally spawn guards. It's like annoying. I know. I actually don't really get it

Is it a coaching thing? Why aren't all their players good? I think it's just a perfect storm. It's coaching. It's picks

So if we throw a guy in he's gonna play bad. Yeah, but they fucking throw a guy in. He's like he's like carrying the offense. I know

McCain dude, I thought McCain in boy. He's so good

That's so annoying that they got him I know

Why did we let that happen and they already had everybody they didn't need him at all they yeah

Fuck that where does he rank it in terms of their best players?

Seventh dude probably yeah like he's not even top five. They're fucking so good

Um, and then in my five I will take

LeBron James. I mean, yeah, he could have honestly been one if we're just saying taking real like

Yeah, yes, five really it really helps the case. I mean, that's that's what MJ's got on him and it gets him closer

Do what do you where do you stand on a ring where he's not the best player on the team?

I think in 10 years it'll just be like that. No, we really think like I don't know

Like not and we're like we're not talking. We're not talking. You're coming off the bench. Yeah

You're just probably the second or third best player. I think that's okay

Like do two some people are kind of like like oh one of his rings is the bubble ring but not really

People do say that. I don't know. What do you want the guys he wanted and he was in the bubble?

I don't they're just having to choose where he was playing. Yeah, that's it. I hate that narrative too

Like what is it because there were no road games? That's what it but what what I hate about that?

Yeah, what I hate about that is that they were the best team in the league. Yeah, they were really they had a really good lineup

Really a roster. Yeah, it was just they're the one seed. They're the best team all year

And then they just won the championship. So actually if anything that's a fun that's a fun Lakers team

Caruso like you didn't even realize how good they were because now people want the Lakers

We look at they're just not good enough. They're dead. They don't have it

They don't and they haven't for a while and they you know what's crazy? It's like I think that's the only year AD was like really healthy

Yeah, I mean AD if AD was just healthy like they could have maybe one two

That's an MBA. What if for sure? I know dude

He was his fault by the way. It's probably annoying for like people like probably say they say like soft and stuff. He's like I just

My fucking leg to just get injured. Yeah, it's not his fault

To what do I have one more? I think so yeah, I'll do

I'm just gonna take a flyer and say I think this guy would have a statue. I think this guy would be

You could maybe be the mayor

It would change everything you'd be the biggest icon of all time in the city Jaylen Broughtson

True. Oh my god. He would did they would literally

They would make a statue out of him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't even yeah

He could that be a fun squad to win man. I really just don't see it happening. I don't either maybe you go to the finals

And they might make a statue yeah, like he's just he I there's no better city to win

That's true. Oh my god. They are. I want to honestly. I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for a nix. I would love that

I would love them out of the east. I would love to get nix and we could go to a nix game. Even nuggets

Celtics. I know. I want an iconic franchise new finals. I don't want nuggets cast honestly like they're iconic

But not right now people

Really don't want the nuggets in and I get that

Because they want we're kind of gross. Well, like we're small market first Boston or something. Lakers Boston

Yeah, Lakers won't be Lakers Boston. Yeah, they probably want who would they want maybe they would want Lakers Boston or like

I'm trying to think yeah, maybe Houston is Houston's neat

Yeah, but they would not want the Denver nuggets and I get that. That's fine

They also wouldn't want the thunder though. They would yeah, the warriors were fun for a while

Yeah, I'm fucking make the playoffs all right

I have a stat of a day. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it stat of the day

Um, I wish I could trade places with the offense

Does he ever say that? Yeah, he did with that lamppost

Why does he want to trade with the fence

So she could be the one that he could be the one that she leans against and then what does he do with the lamppost?

Lampost I'm actually not sure. I wish I could trade places with the old face. Did I want to or maybe that's where he says fence with the old fence

It took

Dude, I'm gonna be honest too. It's like I

I'm almost weary of having to take on that album that I'm like I love it

Because I don't want to I don't want to be like all you're just trying to be different. Yeah, but I do like I like listen to it

It's good. It sounds good. It's a pleasant listen and he pulled it off like he sounds good. He did

All right, we got a Drake one today. I'll give you three lives. Okay. What is the 77th most stream Drake song about time?

Can I get questions to narrow this down that that'll cost you lives? Okay, can I get five questions to narrow this down?

This is a good question. This is not static. Yeah, I know I just let's just we're gonna remove punishment from staff

Okay, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. There's no punishment. I'll give you five questions on a guess

Is this from I'm gonna try to see where this

Is the project is fucking fella? Okay, so you don't even know that tells me a lot. It sounds like a single then

Was this

Released as a single Danny it was yeah, okay

And and clarifying question there this isn't gonna I this shouldn't count as another question that it so it didn't come out as a scary hours

Okay, so it was just a waste

Yeah, I think it was oh

It's always what's really non-inclusive and triquist I think it was just a single

I think that was it just a single that never even made its way in an album

I'm not saying I don't think it did it really it that feels weird, but I mean I know what I know what the answer is then

Because I I always was saying where what where did this well what what I was saying is

Why didn't we throw

Like we could it this is what the thing about Drake you gave this song a little too much credit though

Did I like when it came out you're like this is the number one because now I think we both know

I wasn't bit it was 77th most stream now I see so here's the thing

I was thinking laugh now cry later now I know it's not laugh now cry later

But what I was thinking is why didn't we put laugh now cry later? What's next once the needs and lemon pepper on CLB?

It would have gotten fucking nuts for streams and CLB is saying like you could have just done that just from a streaming

Perspective and Drake just like I don't care. I don't even want him it is crazy and CLB is like a one of the most streamed albums

And if he had laugh now on there he doesn't play the game like that now

But now that you said that I gave it too much credit and I didn't give it too much credit the song is just slept on

It's search and rescue it is

Unbelievable, but you say I'm saying you gave it too much credit in the sense like you said this is going number one

I remember do you blame me? I mean the guy that's good. It's really all go number one. It's yeah, they do

They do that one fucking got number one. No, I don't think it did that week. I don't know

Let's see where that that hit I bet I bet I picked it like four

Songs so good

Yeah, so wait so that would have been on

Maybe it could have been on like even on like fucking dogs. I think yeah

Yeah, I get why I didn't go though because there's like probably two years before the album where

Or no, maybe her lost season. I don't know it would have been dogs. I think

It's great song though

It's a great song. I'm gonna give you number two damn

Number two, you know, I'll come in with one next time. Yeah, who beat him who beat that one?

I wish I could trade places with that thing singles head off. I mean great fucking record. I was held up by walling last night

I mean great song great song great great great tune

Okay, should we go really 24 in what else do we do usually on this podcast?

So a lot of times we do math stuff

Yeah, we can do math and then what we do PO sometimes sometimes Po

I'm not getting emails from PO. I don't know if that means that they're not coming in or

Or what's going on, but that's okay. I mean is it just maybe gonna be a little shorter today?

We just get into some cues. Let's get into some cues. Okay, this comes from

Nico George

Simple question, but sometimes the simple ones are the best ones then

Nico asks what is the best sport?

What's the best one? There's a lot of them we love them. Yeah, it just comes down to it

It's like to watch versus to play is all of it thing for me. Let's say it's like if you put them all together

If if you think about to play to watch all together, I think it's football

for me

Think of it two hand touch football fucking fun fun watching the NFL football NFL football fun

The biggest event the Super Bowl

I think it has to like it's gotta be football

I don't know second would probably be basketball

But then soccer also has a weird case the thing with soccer is I think it's the most fun to play

Yeah, I think basketball is the most fun to play getting into like I'll just have footy

You're just in flow state and just like fucking play in center man

Just ditching it to your right back. It's as fun as it gets. It is really fun. I you also and scoring a goal

Is score is no feeling like it really is so magical. Maybe hitting a home run is is

No scoring a goal is the best in a close game in a big game. Oh my god fucking score, dude

Home run is the coolest though because like you get you kind of just get some time to like you get a celly

Yeah, you know people just admire you. Thanks guys. Yeah, it's coming out

And you did your work the works over. I mean, I think the political answer here is soccer

I mean in terms of worldwide appeal probably is soccer and by the way, I love watching soccer. I love watching soccer

Also that you could bring video games into this. Mm-hmm. You could bring video games into this

I think FIFA's got to be the best. I love FIFA. Is there do you have FIFA on your Xbox upstairs?

It may be on that. I don't know if not maybe we could get a code God and play child. Oh, yeah, true

We definitely could get that going also

The thing about footy that I'm I'm gonna say that the reason this is the best sport in the game

You just need a ball

How are you gonna play like even if you line don't even need one that those trash balls they make in Africa right

But even if you need even if even if you love basketball

You need the hoops. The hoops. You need net span

You need not I'm not playing netless hoops, man

And you know what we need pavement. Yeah, you know, we need we need a hardwood. It's just too much football you need a football really

That's true. Now that is true football's good. It's footballer football. I'm gonna say football. I'm gonna say football as well

We got a van Vleet entry. I'm just gonna read it again not pre-reading it just it looks like it's a diary entry

Should I read it? This is from Van Vleet who's just fucking off the rails now. Oh, I mean he

He the thing with he's an entertainer though like people love him

I will say this the thing with van Vleet

I know this he's very spacey and like he probably thought he was writing his diary

So that it does feel like that sounds like he's on something. Is he on something you think?

I'm just saying like he's that I don't think because I was like he's just creative

I don't like I'm never seen him as that kind of guy

No, like I think he just doesn't know where he is at a lot at a lot of points

He was very famous. He's in a different city every day. Mm-hmm. In breads head 43. Oh, it's an imbreds head fuck you

Hey, diary. I read that you can have everything you want in life, but never at the same time

That's a bar. I read that you can have everything you want in life, but never at the same time. That's kind of real

I like where we're going with this bread. I think this is true because I want to be able to write you more

But there's other newer segment ideas. I like to try too. I guess I'm stuck between a cock and

I guess I guess I'm stuck between a cock and a hard place

Okay, well

Again, don't you we don't laugh at him look because this is like just his diary. So you think that's what he thinks it is

I don't know, but this is like nobody was ever really supposed to read this so it's like we can't this is yeah this you

It's like imagine imagine if if you're right and then you're like dear diary

I got nervous today in my game and then everyone's like and then everybody reads it like you're right

Let me let me just let me do it again. Yeah, I guess I'm stuck between a cock and a hard place

But I haven't forgot about you diary

That's it. That was it. And then DJ said beautiful

It's nice to get a peek into the soft interior of this rugged professional

true

Zignaji said BVV is so wise so what breadstick John said what happened to MF food?

I don't know and he did that. He was asking bread. Yeah, it's asking bread bread fan fleet jaws

He does us like kind of know that type of shit

He feels like he's kind of the commish

And BVV like sort of I don't know like he's he's a like he might and he's connected like he might just know

It's not my food. He's like a socialite. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. All right. Hello, Zach and daddy

Trying this segment one more time because I'm proud of it good

List these NBA players based on their high school rank

I feel like I can be good at this. This is fun, dude. Yeah. Let's do it. This is fun. All right, so

So

Number one Christian Brown

So how do you want to do this? So he has we have five players and then he has a list of their high school rank

Let's clear them all and then okay. Yeah, we'll do a rank here

So the guys are Christian Brown Bruce Brown

Shay

Jeremiah Kane

Michael Porter Jr

I didn't look at the answers that I bet MPJ is number one MPJ was number one

Okay, so hold on. Let me let me write down your answers

So who are you putting number one? I mean you can't go higher than one

He what he was one coming out and makes sense and by the way really good worked out worked out well

He's a star almost an all-star. Yeah, he is an all-star, I would say yeah

I'm gonna say who else we have a Christian Bruce

Shay and Kane. McCain seems like he was playing. McCain was it McCain was up there

McCain's a fucking hooper. I'm gonna say I mean Shay went to Kentucky

It kind of feels like he I didn't really know about him. How was he in Kentucky? What was he?

I'm not a I'm not really a college hoobster neither so I don't know

Was he just like a 19 and six classic probably yeah, I mean he was the first round pick

Classic one and don't pick was he I think he was like

That's a good question. I'm actually really interested in Shay's college stats

I'm pretty sure he was draft check him out. I mean he was on the clippers, but he might have been drafted by like

Somebody else. No, Indiana. I'm making that up pretty standard

Played 37 games college 14.4 and five. That's pretty standard good freshman guard

I'm gonna say he's in the two though. Okay, so you're gonna put Shay in the two

Okay, and then we're gonna go Jared

And then we're gonna go Jared in the third. I don't know shit about Bruce or Christian in high school

If I had to guess I'd be like Bruce was the lowest

Doesn't he seem like it just a pros pro that fucking. We went to Miami. Yeah, yeah

And Christian went to like cans. It's a kind of felt like yeah, I'm gonna say Christian Bruce. Okay

All right, let's take a look here

So Zach had MPJ in the one in the one was MPJ fuck yeah

Oh, I wonder if this is like they were ranked one two three four five

No, can't be because McCain is in the two he feels like he might have been two

I don't think he was two, but he was all right Jared McCain is in the two

So you were wrong there actually fuck you had you had Shay in the two. It's Jared McCain in the two wow

This is crazy in the three was Brucey B

Did I make sure it was probably nice in the four was Christian B

And in the five was Shay

Damn, that's crazy Shay. What a story. He's just fucking gotten better and better man

Maybe it was because maybe they don't they're not getting out the Canada maybe they don't know about it

Maybe it could be that this comes from Boris. I mean, we've gotten this question several times

But I think it's worth it's worth touching on

Is orange called orange because oranges are orange or oranges called oranges because or because they're oranges

Is orange? Yeah, so it's like what came first the chicken of the keg

Orange called orange because oranges are orange or orange is called oranges because they are oranges

So I don't actually don't I think he's well that it should be because they are orange. Yeah

Because it would be like orange. Just you just stuck an ass on the end

I think Boris didn't eat it. Yeah, so it's like where they like we're gonna this fruit is

I'm really gonna think about this so they were like where they like the color is gonna be called orange

And then they're like this fruit is orange. So we're gonna call it the orange or was it like

We're gonna this fruit is gonna be called the orange and then the color is the same color as that

So we're gonna I think it's the first one. I think the color orange was a meant to first. I think

So that I think the orange is named the orange because it's orange

I don't think orange is named orange because the orange is orange

Yeah, cuz you there's no like like purple didn't get his name from plum. Right, you know

Blue didn't get his name from the berry

Right, the blue yeah the berry. They're like this berry's blue which is not and they were like so we're gonna name it

It's purple. Yeah, yeah, I think uh, so I think it was the color and then yes, so the first one

Oh, this is a math question because you were saying we do math. Yes

Which I feel like we haven't done as much math this happy. So I like to get back into this bag

Subtime and Jerry oh for two on cues answered

So I figured I'd switch and go for the easy layup just a simple math question today

What is two plus three if you don't know? That's okay. Not everyone is a genius. I'm gonna just do calc

Yeah later just do calc and there's listen. There's nothing wrong with open out the calc especially in 2026

Because we have

We're not getting tested like we're not in school

You you can use a calculator

You can whip your calc out in public two plus three is gonna get you so two plus three's five

five

So five's your answer there good question though. Yeah

This comes from Mikey

Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance along to every song you hear?

Hmm saying and that's just for me coming off like uh

Coming at it from a

What what my bag like my bag is is more vocals. It's not but I don't think I don't think you have to be a

Aggressively, I don't think you have to be aggressively dancing. I don't want to do the silence bot

You and you're kind of singing along. I think that's a little bit. That's what it's weirder than kind of it's a little odd

I just don't want to be like a coach happen. I don't want to be out at a bar having a dance. I don't want to I think oh

But you kind of are dancing you kind of are you're kind of you keep it in the box

You keep the feet moving a little bit. I'm just gonna sing and I'm gonna get compliments like I want to be fucking singing

I'm gonna do it like loud and good. I just think you hear more music than you think and dancing

It's just a natural you know, I feel like I dance a little bit not even knowing. Yeah, you move a little bit

Yeah, you just I feel like this is dancing with by the way bring back dancing clubs

Yeah, we were talking about it last night

You got dancing with different

But what does that mean like are they doing disco shit? I think yeah, I think they're like fucking because I used to go with Emma and Amanda and Ethan

And we would go to like kind of dancing clubs and I would like dance with Emma

So yeah, but like so if you're dancing with a girl like feel like that's different

But not like grinding dancing

You're like you're like holding her hand and spinning home and stuff like I'll fucking line dance

Yeah, a little line dance vibe and then just kind of like moving. I think it depends on the yacht the music that's playing

I want disco shit like this and like moon. I want to moonwalk. I want to moonwalk across the dance floor

In like with friends. Yes, I want every I want all of the boys to moonwalk dancing adults dancing is so funny and awesome

Because what else is life man? Yeah, I think pops fucking got in the dance

I've never really seen pops getting a dance back. He does the jumping jacks

Pops was dancing crazy. I think he's confused as to what dancing is well. Okay. He just does exercise like high knees

high knees

He was doing that at our wedding and people were like what's

Is this guy okay? Well cuz he was just working out. Yeah, yeah, you're just working up a sweat pops right right

But what was the question singer dance? I thought I would dance. I would say

All right, Danny and Zach

Put a toe down addition. I know Zach doesn't have toes so to see his fingers. We'll just both do fingers. I don't want to

No, I don't want it. I don't you know, look here's the thing. I'm in this with you if you don't have to make I want to make I want to make

I want to make this a

A statement just because I don't have toes doesn't mean that you can't use your toes. I know, but I know how to not feel

Nope, if I'm doing my toes. That's all for me. I'm not doing it. It's all for me. I don't I don't want to be a burden

I don't want to be a burden because I don't have toes. You're not a burden and I'm just saying like

Just because I can't steer that well

Yeah, you can't yeah, you can't doesn't mean that you can't you can't swerve a little bit

Okay, I've noticed that you always walk in straight lines just because I can't really go that's right

I did you know I got two because I have stubs on my feet and you didn't choose to have stubs on a feet

And I want you to feel included. Well, I did it was it was an elective surgery. Yeah, why did you do that?

I got all of his toes removed all of them

Why did you do it? You said what?

Same reason people get fucking BBLs and and you just didn't want them

I didn't like the way they looked. It's like why does somebody get like so it's a look you think they look better now

Yeah, for me. I mean, and that's listen at the end of the day plastic surgery is

You need it needs to be for you

So if you really don't want to

Do you know the one who talks in the mirror or a nose job? Yeah, and you're getting it for somebody else and that's not a good reason

I looked at my toes and said to hell with them right right right

So you said you didn't say like let's carve them up a little bit. You said let's just take them off

I didn't like I thought they were weird got it and you do feel more confident now

Yeah, and by the way, do you think toes are normal looking? I don't I do and I think that you can't really walk

You know like I've come to think about how many times have you seen him walk you guys haven't really he

It's like a really serious issue

You can't walk places man

I'll also say this you'd only go straight and if we I turn you

So what man? I like the way they look if first of all I save a little bit of money on shoes

You do say less fabric. Yeah, it's what so just smaller

Yeah, but they don't have to use as much because you went from like a 10 and a half to look at six now

So I'm that so like sometimes I go child shoes and also

And also I'm saving the environment because it's less fabric and also if I'm ever in like a UFC fight or something or

You can't you can't you can't walk

If I am you won't be I will have to cut less weight

That's a good point

Exactly about about a pound of toes got kind of so you're kind of like already like are missing a pound exactly

Yeah, okay, but I'm the same physique

Right just toe weight is gone

Which is just which doesn't affect your physique

So it's like you get to keep a pound of physique essentially. I'll have a muscle. That's an upper that's on a beforehand for if you fight in the UFC

Why don't they just cut their ass off

Cut their ass off or or get like you know cut their butt off get something get some some to surgery to make it smaller

Something that you don't need

Yeah, it could be your ass. I think you need your ass though. I think ass has I think you need your whole body. You could cut your day off

You could definitely cut your head, but how heavy is your day really it depends depends on if you have a bones. It's a really

It gets like way heavier. That's what that's such a weird. We don't have to talk about that

um

What was I gonna say though

If we fought the UFC what weight class will we fight it?

You got to go as far down as you can go. Yeah, so then you could gain it and be I think that that's my best

That's the best way to go go that's what light light weight and then gain your weight back

That's what shot it's a parrera did it for a while. Yeah, I think I'd probably go ban a weight which is 135

It's such an advantage. Yeah, but you got you really got a cut

Oh, that would be so fucking difficult. I'd go ban them or maybe feather. I think it's 145 like right now

I haven't like eaten breakfast and I feel like I'm gonna pass out

I know and I just haven't eaten one meal

You got to go like a couple to and by the way not only can you not eat you have to like

Swet it you have to go in a sauna and sweat and then like do the bike and shit

I want a hundred percent understand the guy that passed out on stage which by the way he was fine and

Didn't they cancel the fight though? Yeah, but he was like okay, so now you can laugh about it

I thought like the one with like

Like when Andy comes in the toys and yeah, I thought that was funny

Um, okay, so we're doing put it out down. Let's just do put a finger down put it out on if you have been in a pickle

You've been in one what what was a deal or was it sweet just baseball?

Oh, okay, yeah, I used to like getting in pickles and baseball because they just we just nobody is pros man

They just fuck it up. They fucking just go back and forth. They fuck it up. They do

Fuck it up and I it's like if nobody's gonna pursue me

We could be here forever. Yeah, seriously you somebody has to make a play the best is backyard baseball being in a pickle

Yeah, you're they're not gonna like

Yeah, and you guys are gonna fuck up the line and they don't you guys are throwing a ball

I'm not to use my legs you guys don't know how to like throw a ball somebody's got to make the plant

You got to chase me down and then the other guy's got to come close chase down in the flip

But then by that time you're sliding into second

Usually the funniest is you just get picked off

All the time you just be like it's like it's a lefty dude like I don't know the lefties. There's no answer

We picked your right leg off and I think that they're blocking I think they're fucking blocking

Well because I got because you're going at a 45 degree angle, but also you're it's the same

So it's like if you're if I'm a if I'm going looking at third

But they'll go forward a little bit and then throw it

Your box as soon as his leg was going forward you're fucking bye would go and then and then and then oh

If you would go towards a plate

Like not completely towards a plate so they're not gonna see it and then it goes here or he goes like here a little bit

It's just it's a 45 degree angle. Oh because he just steps there

Exactly throws so he's like this, but if you're going forward. I feel like that's a block

Yeah, I feel like you would have to come straight towards me. No, that's fair game. I'll go this

I was a very good base stealer. I probably was 98. I was probably 99.8%

And but I never stolen lefties. I just wouldn't do it dude because you can't tell you just can't tell when they're going

I would know stealing fucking second base on a lefty is unbelievable stealing second base on a righty is the easiest thing of all time

Yeah, yeah, it's so easy the easiest thing in all of sports if you're fast

And and if you're like until you're like in like late high school, it's like

No, even unless you're in the pros

It's pretty hard. It is to throw like with a fucking batter in there, bro. I'm saying might be swinging

You have to get up like it so much has to go right for you them to get you out

So much as baseball players defensively are incredible so much has to go right to fucking ground out

But even like the the the throw has to be perfect

And then he still has to like catch and put it on you

I would love to do some sort of challenge with big league catcher and big league pitcher and us like trying to steal

I mean we're fast so we could we could steal some bases. That's like yeah, but like we don't we'd probably like 50%

Yeah, cuz they're like incredible. They're they're the best throws are perfect

But we're faster than 75% of baseball. Oh, I don't know about that probably not but some show has the fucking show has really fast

Um pickle off pickled some guys are slow. Uh, okay put it toe down

If you have partied in a cheese it back

You've done that till Brad Van Vleyton better me. How was it?

Weird cheesy salty. Yeah, did you get to eat? Nope

So you're just in the back. Were there cheeses in the bag? No

Weird they weren't home or something. I don't know. Those were their chicks

Yeah, they're chicks

They're chicks

Put it toe down if you have caused a nine car pile

I just forgot how to read

If you're caught if you've caused a nine nine car pile up

I haven't

I got me neither

But a toe down if you iron recreationally. I mean

This feels personal

Put a toe down if you have microwave phobia syndrome

So these are just very personal. That was at me the ironing was that Zach

So what is it about the micro if you don't only be in there you don't want to yeah just around it

You don't know just fear being in there

But like imagine getting but how could you get in there? I'm just saying like Parker's staying here. We're pretty close

But like I don't what if he gets mad and wants to put me in the microwave. I just think it's too small to fit

No

Yeah, have you ever tried to go in? It's just like the the idea that could happen. I couldn't happen

It could never get an elevator and you're kind of scared they're just gonna get stuck. Yes

So it's kind of that. It's like I could be putting a microwave. No, I could though. No

That's so you're not being very understanding. I was trying. I'm trying to have a I don't I'm trying my best

I haven't disease. I feel like this should be comforting. I you can't fit in a microwave

But you don't know that yes. I do you don't dude. It's way too small you haven't gone in one

Like you don't know because I could because I wouldn't fit you might unless I was a baby you might don't

So what I'm a baby. No, I'm saying you're not a baby. Am I thinking like a baby? Yes? I'm trying to say I'm thinking like I'm a baby

If you were a baby you could that's so that's my mental health and my syndrome that I have I'm not saying you're thinking like a baby

I'm thinking as if I'm a baby. That's I guess you think you're the size of a baby. I think that's a nice

Down to you think your baby sized. I don't think I'm I think I can fit in a microwave

Okay, so you can't have one of the it's one or the other you think you're a baby or you or you

Know that you can't fit in a microwave

I think I'm a you think you're a baby

I don't I don't I don't or like you think you're a kitten

I that just depends like on how I'm feeling put a toe down if you have gotten a beer with riddle me stick both of us

How's he doing? He hasn't been active. I mean, he's he's a drug alcoholic. Yeah, he's active using college or something

Firstly, I've done the last one and I've partied in a cheese a bag peace peace

So this is Benedict and Benedict is

Is it a big gift gave it right? Yes, but I don't think he does as many segments

um

He's doing one and yeah, I'll just tell you this like

Pontid extra said this is uncomfortable to think about

Zignan she said I like the concept, but it makes me uncomfortable to think about okay

Jalen breads in just said a day. So we'll do it. I think it's a little bit weird

Well, it'll make it'll it'll make sense in a second. So a new segment alert dip

Or a okay, and it's which would your other have these items come out of

Yeah, and that's kind of what it seems like everybody's kind of doing. I feel like it's always gonna be a

Legos a

Yeah, cuz I don't want to piss a Lego it would hurt right unless we get a liquid if we get a liquid

I don't want to come in out of my eye root beer. I'll piss it out of my day. Yeah, you know, this is a good segment

Nikola Yokoch. Ah, don't answer that one

But the answer has to be yeah, but it's really weird and a life-size Nikola Yokoch coming out of my ass

I mean, that's what it has to be. You want to do it? Yeah, I mean go fish, but only the extra cheesy ones. Ah

piss

Riddle me stick

Oh, okay, dear for you, and then healing him. That's just like a fart out of the yeah

Yeah, but if you could

I would do it. I feel a balloon on yeah

Fuck an imagine that would you do that like as a party trick? What like I mean that was upstairs

It wouldn't be like a party trick like everybody knows about it

But it's just like there would always be balloons around like we have a bunch of balloons

It's Sarah's been pumping up for the same patties I party today

So you would just be like I could do them. I'll do them cuz just let me go to the bathroom

Yeah, or just just

When like when you guys are gone, I'll do them if you could pump healing matter day would you have that ability?

Yes

Yes, I mean, I think I would figure out some way to fly

If there was healing if I could produce helium like I would figure out

Some sort of contraption that I can fly and you're just flying like you did would have to be like in something

Yes, yeah, you could cover it up. Yeah

There's some sort of way. Yeah, you are producing helium that you can how much would you pay to be able to do helium out of your day

That's priceless. I mean I'd pay empty empty check would you empty empty the BB account? Yeah, you think so

I would do I could sell first of all I could sell would you delete all of our social media pages?

No, cuz I you get big again though. No, but I enjoy I like

No, but I don't want but you I don't want helium from them. I don't want helium out of my dead that bad

But you could I would do it you just literally fly out of your day the next day

You're still you in this life. Yeah, I guess I would you don't have to do it. I'm just getting playing devil's out of here

Um, anyways, we got Andrew put a finger down. I guess we kind of just did one, but we'll do another one

Put a finger down if you've ever used your left hand

You didn't put your fingers up. Yeah, I'm more do toes, but okay

If I've ever you know, I've never used one. I mean either. I've never even put it up

Met each other's dads one time

It was weird. It was weird. It was weird. Who made the vibe weird? I think it was you

I think you may think I was weird. Well, you our dads were fine. I thought yeah, it was something was so weird about it

Maybe it was me. I don't know. I don't really it was it was not what we

It was eerie. Yeah, it was weird, man. Uh paid for something in potatoes

How's it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah at the airport. Yeah, you cuz what was the uh, what's the conversion like is it?

It's pretty it's like one-to-one

Okay, so how many so what'd you get and how many potatoes you pay bottle water?

Tell me less it's two and a half Rossets. Okay. Yeah

Been hammered for national mouthwaste me. I love national mouthwaste. Yeah, it's I love it, dude

I love it

You never have come I know I don't I think that you shouldn't go party for national mouthwash. Why?

It's more of like a why can I park a dare program though? It's like stay off mouthwash

No, it's not a it's like a it's not I don't know an issue with it so I can I'm saying it's not a

Celebratory day. It's like an awareness day to like not do too much mouthwash. Yeah

Well for us, it's just an excuse to go to the pub and do Guinness and it's fun. Uh ever slept in a bed

I've been wanting to have you

Yeah, I've been wanting to I just think

I don't know maybe splurge on a bed one night. It's just like I'm not we're not materialistic guys

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm not trying to go Hollywood on these period. Yeah, so you're just it's just no for you

Yeah

I'm just kind of like I'm putting a lot of from this angle. It looks weird

Yeah, okay. Yeah, um, we're good. We can shut him down. Just your fingers down. Put your fingers down

Tell me it doesn't look weird. I guess sometimes you can just sometimes just go on on my thumb

Sometimes you're like what is this? Yeah, when when when it gets here

You know what can also trip me out sometimes you can control all your your shit

Yeah, I'm control your hand your feet. You can control your ears so much of uh, don't do that so much of fucking focus. I'm right ears moving

No, really not really really look at them

Maybe like by default like the load popped up with train you try to move your shit

Think of moving your face actually your mind. I don't know how to move my ears, and I don't like thinking about that. Let's go

Can you do one eyebrow up?

Let me one of those up real stat are up that from Zignanji the average women

The average woman spends 2.5 years getting ready over her lifetime real

Sarah takes real forever and if I'm in a bad mood, I'll be like hurry up real stat

Well, cuz you got to do makeup

They have to do makeup and she takes and so and if you don't have to do makeup example

I'm going to this Oscars thing with our friend Talia and Jimmy tonight. You're gonna ask her script

Gonna well know the Oscars are tonight

Okay, yeah, he's good. I mean no, it's the Oscars the show

It's the fucking awards ceremony. Fuck you. Do you think there's not a guy named Oscar fuck

Seriously, man. Do you think B Jordan's gonna win or Timothy Chalamau?

Me too be Jordan now. Yeah now be Jordan. Don't you think

I'm so pissed about that

I think he kind of deserves it. I mean fucking that movie's really they're both really good

I'm I'm just saying like Timmy C. Yeah, he's had it in the bag

It's tough though. Dude, he's doing all these interviews. He didn't he just they got it

I mean, but I'm saying like just don't say anything. Yeah ever again actually to stay in your house. Yeah, yeah

And you win

Yeah, now it's probably gonna be be Jordan

But I don't I like I or could still be Timmy, but I can't believe but be Jordan also deserves it

I don't but I think the only people in the world that would actually care about that like what Timmy C said

Or the people that vote on the Oscars very true like the only people in the world that would like be like

That's insane. That's real like you know, I don't think anybody would actually and no real person would be like

People would just be hanging out with their friends and say that and then they don't be like yeah, you just be like oh

Yeah, that's annoying man. They're just getting him for a clip. They got him. They got him. They got him

Timmy C. Um him it

Yeah, and he was on such a run. He's still on a run

Yeah, now he's fine, but it was a little

Um, so that's a real stat about 10% of people are left-handed. I think that's a real stat

Which is so dope to be left-handed real stat

Mm-hmm. That's just a cool fucking quality to have just want a little quality that it's like I'm rare

Yeah, food digest faster when you listen to hard rock music. I'm gonna say duck that. Yeah, come on now

Look that

Women have softer bones than men. Ooh

They got more they got more like

Like I feel like our bones are so like

Dainty and stuff, but she's just small. I think I'm gonna say ock that

What do you think real stat

Ock that shit. I think they're just small like they're just smaller bones smaller bones

About one and ten people can fall asleep instantly on command

I don't know how you would know that stat if it's real, but it's real and our dad does it real stat

Yeah, that'd be dope to fall asleep on a man. I'm very jealous about it

I wonder and the thing is it's he sleeps so well every night and he's not like a tired guy

No, it's just because I've always thought like if that's the case like you just need to sleep more

No, he just has an off button literally a switch. You're so jealous. Yeah, uh should we do one more here? Yeah

We're up with this you get 300 million dollars, but you can't use a wheelbarrow for three hours

I'll take the 300 million. Yeah, I'll take a 300 million

All right, that'll do it. Um, love y'all. See you next time