DRAIN BRAMAGE

0:00We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, portless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of a legitimate business well. What they do is they celebrate under achievement. And all kind, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Hey, we are, we did not die last night. Come on, everybody, happy Thursday. Speak yourself, we are in pain. That is for sure. But we did not die. Ah, hoi hoi. We are in pain. That is for sure. But we did not die. Ah, hoi hoi. We will tell you all about last night's fun wrestling show.

1:00Doing that in the storm. In the storm that I got a cheese. Trying to see who got hit, man. I was worried all last night. They closed the fair early. Yeah, I don't really remember the Labor Day stuff. I just know it was closed because the Labor Day storm. Yeah, but I don't know if that's, I've ever seen that. Yeah, yesterday it was wild. They closed in the middle of the day because of flooding. And then they had the clothes in six. And I'm sure it was the performers. Perrogative. But I don't like making them be like, okay, we're going to maybe go on a couple of hours early. That sucks. That's true. There's probably nobody in their crowd, especially for Tori Kelly. I know they booked her up two hours or three hours. And then I want to play, but right when you finish, fair is closed. And then we have bus problems every day. And we're telling people to leave. That's too bad. I'm sure they asked them what would you like to do.

2:02But also knowing what they make. And they're like, hey, go out there. Yeah. What would you like to do? And keep in mind if you don't play, you don't get all that money. Which I can't even imagine knowing what we know for like a Maryland Manson line. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's at least five figures. They're getting to play the fair. So you're figuring, all right. Go on stage and perform for, you know, a hundred people or we'll give you just your guarantee. You can hit the road. Yep. So they got that. And hopefully now we're in a good stretch of weather. I want our vendors. Yeah. All our friends that have booths over there. They're really struggling on these last couple of days because of this weather. So I think we're out of it now. I hope. Right. I think we get a good stretch now. And I hope it's not, I don't want it to be packed like sardines either because that, whereas they make a bunch of money, then they're just destroyed going, you know, basically 72 straight hours starting tomorrow on Friday.

3:02I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Oh, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. But they have a good stretch. They're so many. Yep. Today and tomorrow. High 70s, maybe 81. And then Saturday, Sunday Monday is a stretch of three perfect days. So I hope they can make their nut. Go see all of our friends who are slinging their wares over at the Great New York State fair slaying them. I saw super sandwich bros are over there. We like them too They they're banging between the couple things I've remembered that I really like and then knowing that they are there

4:04Mm-hmm. They are the best burger. Are they I think so there's there you go of The Burrers of all the burgers. I think they're my favorite. All right. There you go I think they're my favorite. I mean sometimes it's you know, it's very high praise when you're when you're having them It's like just the best thing I've ever eaten. Yeah, but I've had them several times and several times it's it reminds me of that Look you know how that tastes that like the five guys has where you're like always a really good burger Mm-hmm. I wish it wasn't so expensive. It's like that, but it's bigger and better bigger and better and probably not as much Right or I'm willing to pay it because it's triple. Yeah triple the size Ah, so in the ostrich you want to get over there get your ostrich burger like you said the crippling Disappointment I would feel if I want to look in and it wasn't there There's no walls of there you should look at the vendor list see if it's there also I think I think our boy Brandon from the news Was eating like a triple smash or something that I want to try I gotta go back and see what that was I saw booth

5:04That you would want to be it was like a I think I took a picture of it. I'm sure we'll find it It was a grilled cheese booth, but it was it was different than the ones we see was it I'll have to look at look at look at look at you Mr. Grill cheese booth. So listen, I know what it takes For these for these vendors to be at the fair the cost involved all the work involves So I I want you to get over to the fair support all of our all of our friends and even not our friends Maybe you have friends to have along the way someday. Yeah, just yeah get over there and experience a fair now You got five-day stretch of decent weather Rain is behind us storms behind us. Yep. Get over there and enjoy all the hard work people are putting in as we close out the great Narrow safe fair. Yes get a orange a Oh, do they have an orange a do they have a grape aid? Oh, they probably I don't know do they I'd be pretty So I know they do because it's over near that potato swirl thing that I like A lot of potato swoo. Yeah, I might just grab some passes and go bring the fam one last time get something Anyway, but he's also a kid

6:07You know he was a diver I saw a video adjacent stathom diving yesterday like before he was an actor who's bored into a deep Water type thing or or like underwater. I'm gonna look for scoop. No first one got you got high really at form diving Was a video it's like Jason state them before he being a man full head of hair doing a big old Flipy flipy flipy leave no splash and nobody's behind There you go boom you know all the links the show that a fam has our links. I know a lot of you can do gifts and chat now What I'm that impressive? There's a gift he's showing off show off look Look at him look at us now. I know some of you are hearing me talk over a Marilyn Manson song That's the math is hard so Listen, I was up late last night. Good morning everybody. I don't need to explain how difficult my job is I'm sure that sure you're out there what fight and fires and saving lives. I have to do math in 30 second increments Yeah, so so What I do is just shut your mouth when's morning show professional radio day, all right? Yeah, all right

7:14Yeah, I think they do everyone so I see like national radio day sometimes go mass posts. Yeah, I don't care about national radio I'm almost like well Yeah This industry is giving me a lot, but Jesus Christ has it taken so much from me and here we are Don't don't give me Agita Until I know a whole week without Cody throwing up Sorry about that other side. Yep other side of things soft hands baby mouse gay hearts exactly right That's exactly what we are every day is DJ appreciation day. Thank you so much Well, we got our dancing with the stars cast Cody we do and my old ass doesn't know most of these people Okay, it's like I don't even live on planet earth. No, when they do all these new people it takes me forever and ever to ever learn about One percent of them so like you the other 99% of these celebrities I'm like Sup, yeah, like I don't know any reality show hosts. I don't know like I don't spend me three people on this list

8:19All right, what we got Julia styles remember her from the 90s she can dance she can dance. That's a good one and that's a big name to get for Or she not is she not big anymore? Um, I feel like she hasn't acted in a minute Katie says there's so many I know she getting back in there. Yeah, Julia styles Julia styles is a big Get dude. That's a good one. 10 things. I hate about you save the last dance. Yeah Oh my god, it's Jason Bourne. She was in the Jason Bourne movies That's a big get they're gonna want to keep her on there for a while because that's a big get Uh, then I don't know who Jenna D D. Win is she's responded to backlash for her castings since she's already a dancer Don't know her all right Tatiana Ali Absolutely no Tatiana Ali Taylor Hanson I know Okay, my wife would leave me for Taylor Hanson and you know what I'd wish them about I wish them the West though I wish them the best I hope they have one of life together. I don't want a life together. Can go there wedding

9:21Yeah, it did that's She's love Taylor Hanson for our entire relationship and if Taylor was to shop one day and offer her to hey Whisker away. May you both hey happily ever after what he's Behind our building here that one time so I know that I know this and I the three of us could start a wonderful life Where I show up knocking on the the the Hanson family mansion door ever so often. Yeah, yeah, like guys Yeah, I love my wife and I'd like to be married to her for her until I die But if Taylor Hanson sometimes show up and said let me whisk you away to a beautiful life I'd say I right you guys go have your fun. I understand I get it Speaking of behind the building right when I pull them this morning. Let me let me before I get back to this list. Okay I do have sympathy for the unhoused, but you do you guys need a little better PR Scary jump. I pulled in the lot this morning. Hmm and just to tell you how it works I pull in the lot and my headlights will shine on the dumpsters. Yeah, yeah, like a like it's every day

10:23I like in it depending on the weather to like a scary movie to bounce with you and I and I pull in the lot and my headlights shine on the dumpsters and the second they did this morning. We'll go for head popped up And I'm not a dumpster. I go oh my god and it looks around and I go oh god Judd them in defecating Okay, yeah, they're still pooping over there. We got rid of the big dumpster just a small They just got a squat. I'll tell you that startled your boy five o'clock in the morning is having a little gopher head pop up and look around I love how Agitated they get at me when I like interrupting ask them to please not Who no, I let my guy finish up in our parking lots and then they mad at me. We're gonna do Not I don't know but not that yeah, not that I'm sorry. So Startled me this morning back to our list here. So The dancing with the stars list not that not the pooping homeless guy Paralympic gold medalist as a refrench or fresh don't know who that is as

11:27As a refresh what sport did he looks like cheer they then play looks like is it running volleyball? Okay, cool. Just as American athlete. I don't see what they did Figure skating Olympic gold medalist Amber Glenn They sound familiar. She's not the one with the fun hair. That was Lou right. This is the other one. Yeah, yeah, yeah This is just me working through him in my brain. Yep Podcasts are in comedian Connor wood. I don't know that is he's also known as fibula Fibula, I don't know what the youth are I do I broke both of my fibula and tubular no No, no fresh long jump and high jump. Alright cool kill it. Come on Jump over me that because this as we're a stella. That's a guy you look them up. I It appears to be where I feel like I don't care who it is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah better than as was at the fair today So who are you are as we got better than as were at the fair today? Sarah Jane Nader from Lovevine Nader reality show. I don't know who that is

12:31Thank you Jamie. She her face looks familiar. I don't know who that is Tyler Cameron from the bachelor rett Don't know who that is season 15 I do know he's a honk. Is he who takes a long can I half yeah Tyler's yeah Chef Giata dealer and this I know who that is chef you know who he is fell starts falling boobs. It's the boobs gal chef The chef with them wouldn't He'll know okay now. I see you know you know why I just fell the name. I don't know. I don't know any of the names. I don't I don't know the world shum junior from Glee and Grayson Adamie Excuse me. What you call me okay? Looks like he could maybe dance pretty well. We'll see It's never a good sign when your build is someone's husband, but Whitney Levitt's husband Conner Levitt from the secret life of Mormon wives She does not look familiar. I know this one Guillermo Rodriguez from Jimmy Kimmel live You know how he's like Guillermo Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel. All right. There's no that is every year

13:31They got to have that they got to have that one like you know, okay Let's hope he does good and if he does it is like a great surprise and everyone's gonna go wild Morah Higgins from love Island and traders. I don't know who that is. Yeah, I don't know that easy Modern reality show. Yeah, you watch summer house, right? Yes, Sierra Miller. Oh, okay. No Sierra from summer house Yep, there you go and then finally Jackson Olsen from the Savannah bananas. Oh Broadway guy there's a guy in the Savannah bananas who also did Broadway. Oh, he's on gonna have to Yeah, the Savannah bananas are all hunks. Did he? I don't know he's there. Let's see social media personality best known as a Doesn't see the Broadway guy that name doesn't look like the Broadway guy But there's a guy out of the bananas who did Broadway and he's dating a Pat say Jack's daughter So for those Those you just listening you sort of pause Because my boy put his hands on his hips and when he did he Winston Payne punched myself He punched himself right and one of the bruises from we did that where you're like a superhero

14:33He's last night to do the high-best pose underneath your Muslims in it. There's a means cocoa box Yeah, no whiskey show last night for the reasons we'll get into now, but tonight you get Do that. Well, some fun. Maybe it'll be the football preview issue because next Wednesday is the first game so Maybe it's next Wednesday's the first game and then Thursday's day is it Friday? Friday is it Thursday that they're doing over it's over in Yeah, one of those but there's two games back to back and then and next Sundays the big Sunday, right? Oh boy I don't forget that that Dublin games on Netflix Yeah, it is what it is, but yeah, we're getting there. I mean there's a couple other ones But there's games tonight for couch football Georgia Tech Colorado APM nice. Nice. So your boys were up late last night so Everything we say going forward was written down by the dirty dogs and we're just recounting what they went through Okay, yes, we were in the audience watching the show. Yeah, this is just a recount that was given to us by the dirty dogs

15:39All right to there they spit on a piece of paper and they kind of like wrote it out With their nose grows weird last night We were invited to do the spatch cock funk wrestling episode. Let's take you through the whole day yesterday Because it was a whole day, bud. It was awesome. So awesome It was awesome. It's always awesome And to put my wife's quote She goes you've had you've had some interesting things happen in your life. I really have I'm a blessed man Yeah, I can hit by a bus today. I've had a great run. We've done some really fun stuff I told you I got a couple of great kids who am I'm out now I'm out I thought that bridge real yeah, yeah, yeah, look at you better I got a couple of great kids who we've raised to be almost adults So I'm gonna check that out the box. I've done a lot of fun things the bus hits me today. It is what it is So we go over there yesterday naturally when that tarantial downpour starts Yeah, the Red House which can I just give some love? I don't know if you walked around that block and I hadn't

16:43But that city center block that they have rehabbed right over there on Salinas street as someone that used to work right there Right across from them are every single day in that building. It's wild to see how that looks now I really am I am very excited for whatever that's gonna be if you haven't checked it out And I had it and I worked two blocks from it every day right across from the landmark they redid the whole block a While ago they redid the Red House the Red House has been open over there for a few years now Which is also wild to see it's how they redid all of that from what they look like built this basically a plaza Huh, there's not a lot of shops there yet But there is five is it five iron golf or yep, cuz I want to say five iron frenzy But that's a scob in from the night. No, no five iron golf or that's where we're that's where we went Where were you when did you go I didn't go that day that's where I went with Gomez and in con so that's a cool shop right That's a cool business right there, but there's a bunch of available business like

17:46Residential areas was a lot going on right there. I want that area to grow it looks very much like a downtown in other cities I pictured it like one of those cool There's a bunch of tables outside and people are doing stuff at them or you know to hang it out Yeah, it's a cool stuff or drinking stuff for I don't know just looks like one of those spots where it could be used to Inside and outside and I hope that area pops off. It keeps growing the way it has been the last We get over there over there down poor we had to go over there for a little Little run through of things scope it out scope it out and and Somebody somewhere trigger to fire alarm We all I think it was somebody with a kitchen kitchen somewhere, but it seems like unless it was from that rain Yeah, we scoped out the whole match and we've got a look at everything in the rain the ring wasn't there yet But we talked through with the spatchcock guys and all that and we come back And last night my friends. I can't wait for you guys to see this episode

18:47Yeah, I want I want more or want some clips somewhere from somebody We got to get hands on something. This is all information that was given to us by the dirty Ugg so if we speak in first person that's why I'm just reading a script right now. Yeah, so we get over there and We meet Tommy Dreamer who was I was so worried My fear going into this and it always is with the dirty dogs is that guys who are in the business are gonna Think that we're picking on the business. Yeah, and it's so the opposite Like I think that you and I have so much respect for that business We're just not good Residers, you know, yeah, no, I don't want them to think we're being dense. Well, it's to get My my little bit of worry with that is not the same but sort of the same. I always think that they're gonna be like not angry at us but whatever because we Didn't have to do anything to get there right. I mean we did we've busted our ass doing this is what I said stuff but they have all

19:51Busted their asses to get there we Just kind of saunter and I also feed but we're in dressing room, but we're not sauntering it No, because my my very we're very good at that my vision of art of our characters Again speaking as a dog. Yeah, is that we're clowns whatever the name for that is Enressling work clown acts. We're like Dan housing. Yes, we're on the mic. We're comedy act. Yes We're comedy act who is also fine would be in jobbers. We want Like you said, we'll eat the pit every time yep So we went in there and I want them to understand we're just doing this to for laughs We respect the how to your work and I did the old school whether it's dorky or not when I made sure to Shake you should every every but Sorry, I don't introduce everybody you can the wrestling thing the people the producers the before I got in the ring I did the What foot thing case any of those guys were watching we're like just get my room and feet

20:53But I was that's another one there okay, but so I think they all know that we were pretty respectful nothing we didn't Jump in there and we're like bouncing right all goofy No, no, no, absolutely getting up on the top it let me jump on you cuz I would I would I would and we do we pick on people who think they can just do Podcasts or streams Cuz you're not respect in the work that goes into it Believe it or not the word that goes into this. Yeah, so I've always wanted to be respectful of the of the wrestling community So we get there and I was afraid Tommy dreamer was gonna be like you know where these dorks that I wasn't worried about But I couldn't tell him that he wouldn't be like stiff or Who are you right whatever get that way for me that type deal cuz he's The hardcore legend there's a real he's a hard core like he's a somebody He's in the what hardcore hall of fame or something. I don't know if he's in WWE He's in his

21:54In his several things and he's done plenty in the business and for those you don't know Sometimes when you meet these old school guys and they feel like you're disrespecting their business They'll really hit you and they'll really make you feel pain Yep, because you're stepping into their ring that didn't have they'll work stiff Tommy green Tommy dreamer was awesome And he was a sweetheart of a man not to take away not to take away his whole image great guy sweet out of a man Yep, so we get out there first of all flex wrestling incredible matches holy cow Yeah, I wish I could shout out all of these wrestlers from last night. They had the ones we saw work awesome unbelievable Our boy Mike Skyros was over there. I didn't even use gonna be wrestling that's so cool They just always fantastic and he walked in one goofy things were happening. So that was perfect timing He he arrived and the dogs are backstage cutting a promo And he's like what type of top I don't know what I did I walk into But he understands the dogs so then it comes our turn to do the match

22:55You'll have to tune in to see the match because there's some surprises It's and I'll save that off for the spatchcock show awesome. It's awesome For some reason I don't get nervous about doing wrestling things. Yeah, I'm I guess telling him bone I'm I'm nervous at an even keel every minute of my life. I'm always anxious. Yeah I'm less anxious during those things I get weird anxiety attacks, but it's not because I'm like I don't know. It's different. Yours is all adrenaline. Yeah, like you can't sit still I pace a little bit just because I want to try to kind of find that character and I want to be like in a headspace for it Yeah, you were just hyped up. Yes, it does something to you where you're just hyped up. It was like that Where you know what in like cartoons when a character has that like meter That you can see start to fill up. Yeah, whatever's happening happens. Yeah, and then when it's going off. It's that like

23:57Yeah, that was going on the back of my head where my it was like my ADD was So ramped up. Yeah, even being in a spot for one second was excruciating mm-hmm. It made my whole body be like oh yeah, this down in here. Mm-hmm. That was wild So we're finding our characters. We're getting into the headspace. Yes Hand bones back there with us. I will save the match for when it airs on TV or whatever they posted on YouTube because there's a Fathers all a lot of fun stuff to watch when we can share stuff. We'll we'll share the match if those you there were then person I saw the match. It's better that way. It's better you wait and see see it revealed on their show I don't know when they it's gonna come out so for those of you asking I don't know, but I'm sure they'll send us We got this or whatever it is a syndicated show on PBS is gonna be all over the country when they are this next season Last night was just the filming of season so we will skip ahead. There's gonna be some surprises Tommy dreamer does get involved with us. We'll see all that. Well, let's talk injuries today as

25:01I Don't feel I have got too many injuries. I texted you last night that I have right here on my arm Hourly been here that's from the ropes and I guess I didn't think about when you just kind of lean back on the ropes Or you lock up on the ropes you're gonna get that you want to show them show that you don't realize that the rope It's it's cable. It's a wire cable with a little electrical tape around it that you don't realize the mind now my This is from the ropes if you're into it YouTube that's Cody's rope burns right there not burns. It's like bruises Yeah, it's from just hitting it. Yeah, and then I Know lie was chopped 40 to 50 times throughout the course of the day. Yeah, you took probably 40 to 50 chops So that's why that's his all of that all that bruising is right there looks the way it does. Yeah Yep, which is hilarious. I will say I will say This was the most wrestling the dirty dogs have ever done absolutely

26:04Absolutely, yeah, we have never done this much wrestling no And it was awesome and I was terrified because I've never done that much physical wrestling Yeah, you haven't I mean you probably did back in the day, but I never had not like that no There were things that we are that you'll see when the episode airs Basically Tommy dreamer was talking to us in the language that even I was like wait We'll do what now and what now I don't want to remove all the magic You'll see it when it comes out. Yep, but it was things I'd never done before I don't know if I can do them again Oh, I I have so many more ideas because I loved that part of it. I didn't realize Until the last thing we did with Tot Vick how much I enjoyed The putting stuff together the yeah, they're walking it through sure like just okay Well, here's what we do with this. I loved it. We do this. We can do this. I love it. I don't there's just something about it I loved it the match wrapped up. I think we made the audience Really hate us, which is always our goal. I think so because whenever we come and do a new space

27:08They're not they don't know who we are. I mean we have like Maloy was there Maloy knows the gimmick you to he but but the rest of these clowns Don't so we have to make them really hate us really fast. I think we did we worked the hell out of the mic We made him just hate us hand-bonded some great stuff. Oh, man. Yep. I like I love when he does that I liked it We can do a great job, but also keep developing the character. We're giving them more a lore a little backstory So yep, it was a fantastic night. I can't wait for you guys to see it. Thank you again, spatch God Oh, man. Thank you those guys. Thank you. Flex rastling. Yeah, you guys are incredible Thank you Tommy Dreamer. Oh, everybody was great and I can't wait for you guys to see it and we we recovered Yeah, it was just how the bruises develop and it was so funny I was texting Cody how I am I am a child in a lot of ways. Yeah, and I go home and I take a shower My wife's sitting in the living room and I texted Cody the conversation. I'm gonna tell you my voice It's so good. I'm not gonna tell you the conversation because it's gonna ruin the match if you see it

28:08I was like I was standing there in a towel cleaning my ears out and I can picture him Just doing so then yeah, so I was like and then I did this and then what I did this Cody did this and then he came out and then when he did that and she's like, uh-huh, uh-huh Absolutely that Nothing sums up my wife's reaction to my life better than the sentence that she's probably said to me a hundred times Quote so you had fun that's good See had fun that's good. I did have fun and they weren't even expecting that part Mm-hmm and then Cody did it see had fun Time huh? Yeah, no, I had too much adrenaline and I threw up. Yeah, and then Cody got home and threw up I don't understand his body guys He gets home and he throws up It would my that whole 80 D adrenaline thing wouldn't it was still there

29:08It wasn't going down. Yeah, it just wouldn't go down and I couldn't get in the shower fast enough to like to like Shut myself off So Hey, most of the funniest parts was Cody after the match every 30 seconds I don't know how you guys do this one with them. I cuz again That was I don't know how they do that was the longest it ever gone and I didn't I ran once Yeah, I ran once yeah So I was our long did that was the longest match we ever did yeah by far the most physical match we ever did It's not yeah, it was one one hundredth of what the real wrestlers do yeah Yeah Much respect and then shot to that big boy who's so physical who is he the guy with the glasses Campbell what's that wrestler's name was doing like hip-ups and stuff? Oh, I didn't flip it It was the match for before us. I didn't see who oh, oh, I forget his name I never seen before the America guy. No, that was a I never seen the America guy before Miss cuz freeze or something handbone sad. Oh don't free

30:11He's bro big don't free he's incredible. Yeah He's athletic and he big boy He could he did does the big boy Yeah, and he's huge I'm a fan man. I'm a fan of these guys anyways I can't wait for you guys to do the episode. I'm sure they'll be posting little teaser clips or whatever And we'll obviously let you know this one the second the episodes available. I bet Maloy's got some stuff I don't even think of that maybe yeah a couple you send us Maloy how'd you think? Maloy was front row I threw my shirt at him did you is nice? Yep, Maloy How would you rate the match bud? You were there front row tell Chad how you thought about it? Yeah, BC I saw freezer one up. He's great. He was a real he was fun to watch Can't wait for you guys to see it cocoa puffs ten nights Seven o'clock on twitch.tv slash the show Well you go to the show.fm you can tune in right there on a website on the internet and Watch Cody dude dangerous things like back flips. Oh, yeah, mm-hmm heart wheels all of that and more thanks to our friends at Joe's bud

31:13Don on and aga you'll be proud of our big props dog big prop big dog Appreciate y'all well something that you and I can relate to and I know the audience can relate to something we've been talking about And nauseam is it's something that I think affects all of us and that's Did you know what we're undergoing in this country right now? We have a mansion shortage No real estate agents are saying we just can't what do we do we don't have enough mansions? For the wealthy people to buy mansions And I've been saying this I guys well, I've been saying this well, I'll just you're just sitting there. What do we do? I don't know I hear real estate agent. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh God explain the problem We can do Pacific Heights mansion sold for 56 million a few months ago after multiple offers. Okay, Atherton already the most expensive zip code in America Just hit a median home price over 10 million dollars Brokers are calling it a mansion shortage. There just aren't enough trophy homes for the amount of AI money chasing them

32:18So if you're active anywhere in the luxury tier not just the 70 million dollar tier, but 3 million 5 million 5 million this is the way that's pulling your market upward to the people who are making all their money on AI They can't find extra trophy homes And that's just that's a big problem right now. You know, why aren't we thinking about such a good mood? I know and now they can't find their third or fourth trophy home And it is struck well good news. Oh good news if you live in this state. Oh, okay as a couple in New York. Yeah Has their home for sale? Thank God except Not for people. I mean it would be people could live in it I'm gonna show you this on twitch and YouTube and the show. I'm and I Can't emphasize enough that this is literally for a dog Oh, it's one of these people. They built a three million dollar dog house

33:23That is now up for sale make grumpy face right now a New York couple is putting their dog estate on the market After spending between two and three million dollars Transforming it now for those of you not in twitch and YouTube I'm gonna tell you believe this is this would be a nice house a human house. Yeah For humans to live in for humans Unreal and they built it for their dog they purchased the property in 2019 They built this dog house for their bearded collie buster Those are fun dogs Howard and Su's Rubin or Suzie Rubin Sissy ribs relocated from Boca Raton Where their heat was too much for the dog. No, so they moved up to New York. Yeah, there you go They built busters retreat. It's 2.76 acres. It features a pool sun shells artificial turf a fence playground heat

34:25deflecting pool decking and strategically placed shade trees And I got a smell of the people's dinners sometimes What are we doing at least that was a beer we have failed as a society On I mean good good for the dog Yeah, the dog made out I'm mad at you buster and I don't care do that spend your money do that or whatever it's just oh They say quote we never use it. It's his house. Yeah, of course it is. Yeah Howard said Suzie's longing for Florida again listing agents have it now listed and just gonna leave buster there I guess buster's going back to the other legs are not you buy the house that they're in and then out back They're just like you know that busters out back in his house. So good news Subnabors jumps in his pool good news if you're dealing with what is being called the mansion shortage we got you We got you to come down to New York come up to New York wherever you are come over in New York

35:27We got a doghouse for sale about three million dollars just jump change for you if you're in the luxury tears How do you make a name as the city's most compelling compact crossover? Well the Lexus UX started with the refined suspension tuned for the streets Then added a palette of distinctive vibrant exterior colors and kept it going with an available 12.3 inch touchscreen using our intuitive Lexus Cineface The Lexus UX engineer to fit in design to stand out See Burtic Lexus in Cicero It was weird the the We're leaving downtown Syracuse and I'm driving north and I tried to pull my dash cam footage so I could post on social it didn't come across as well What I got was driving into the upside down from stranger things like the whole sky I can just see it was Papa Papa Papa Papa Papa Papa those crazy. Yeah, it was a real weird because it wasn't really up by me

36:27So but I kept waiting for the big Stars and I don't I don't think it made it that North it looks like all the reports of like south of us water Lew I guess got real bad it looks like they by the time they got here They'd broken up into like weird chunks that just kind of filtered off so some places got nailed We have more more outwast it seems yeah, so hopefully everyone's doing well this morning maybe Pick up some branches or trees. I see some flooding happening out there. Yeah, that was it last When it last few times it's rained. Mm-hmm. I feel like it's rained harder than it's ever rained ever. It's been good I we need it. We need it. I was I did a lot of good thunder and lightning storm though I got a couple good thunder rumbles, but I wanted like a real summer storm. Yeah, I didn't get it There was one yeah, there was one where I was like Yeah Here we go and it didn't do anything after you had no else the last night right so how was she handling it? She was stuck between my yeah stuck between the rents. Mm-hmm She was all all safe and curled all courtland problem. They got it down there. It was just south of all of us

37:32So well and it was It was alarming because I went after you know We were at the the Red House doing stuff and I didn't look at my phone for I don't know or right when we first got there and I set it down and we were getting ready and doing things and promos and a Bubba-bah, yeah, and then I looked and I had like 15 alerts Like really I just kept getting I think severe warning tornadoes If you're warning tornadoes if you're warning tornadoed on I'm like all right This did you glitch out one for each is fine? Yeah, but see in the map this morning There was a ton of stuff you did see that was tornado touchdown somewhere. Yeah, I read somewhere I thought that out that way there was one where somebody it did touchdown somewhere. Yeah So listen, yeah yesterday It's been a weird couple of days of the Great New York State Fair It was there was some flooding yesterday. They closed temporarily than they had to close early, but now we have a five-day stretch Where it looks perfect for the Great New York State Fair. Yeah, and I want to keep hammering home

38:34It seems like this year We've got a lot of our local friends set up at the fair and I know how much it cost to be there So I want them to succeed. Yeah a lot of our friends took a gamble this year It was a gamble in year and I want to pay off and I know they've gotten through a couple of hard days But I want us to support our local friends so get over to the fair you got a five-day stretch You got a long weekend a lot of people yeah, go see your friends a redneck Rubin truck Yeah, even if it's just for that that's what I do go see our friends a lock one to steal and try their drinks Yep, go see our friends at Ashley Lynn go see everybody who's over there working hard and Help them help them make some money off this great New York State fairs has been a kind of a rough couple of days Because then it helps us that helps every later Yeah, when we want to do something and we want them involved and then they were more willing instead of being like We're gonna do the fair and a kind of Rectary. Oh Rob's going on Friday. So these vendors will be fine. They'll be fine. They'll be fine Hey, we Looking at our numbers here and some guy came on Friday and just ate everything just eating grilled cheesy was double fist and grilled cheeses

39:41Our boy Nick over at toss and fired as a great job with a lot of very central New York friends That are set up at the fair this year and we want them to succeed so go and support all local. I today You've got herman's hair mitts. Oh Lovely daughter Weird weird What so what was it they're showing so when is better than as we're then Tomorrow so they were doing that they tell the news got a weird thing the news doesn't wear thing We're like they put up a graphic for tomorrow's things that I don't know why and they for no reason Just hear them. Okay. Sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead today. You got herman's hermits One moon and you got ZZ top on the big stage tonight Okay, and it's six o'clock you got Jesse McCartney who if you don't remember Jesse McCartney No, I really don't I know I don't I talked this up on 93 few times

40:46See sisters gotta go work the fair today because someone got hit real hard so thinking of everybody who got hit last night with the storms Get over to the fair today and enjoy some Jesse McCartney That's a song about Cody I sing that to Cody Oh, beautiful soul. Yeah, when I when I get here in the morning He's already singing that for me when I walk in like my entrance on But I also just took a plane about tomorrow's X because I can't do anything without complaining You put better than Ezra at one. Yeah, what's up with that and then the Shrek Raven 9? I get that it's got to be dark for that but like Really better than Ezra get a better slot or one o'clock maybe he went on a Friday or I mean that whoever like you're gonna Braxton Keith who's that country? It's gotta be it's gotta look that name is screams open-comer got a bunch of

41:48Yes, you got a bunch of fun stuff happening Sunday a Stella lefty do not ask about her father You know that story. Yes, it's interdado. She's not I'm not gonna say NEPO baby, but like her dad's a billionaire He found a group on yeah, oh yeah the group on guy. Yes. Yeah, you're not allowed to ask him about that Don't you don't you Today ask me the thing I'm most known for tonight. You got ZZ top tomorrow. You got this on the big stage. Oh ZZ top Violet Femmes tomorrow night trace Atkins on Saturday robin thick on Sunday and the white gloves John put the bullet Oh On Monday night, so no thank you for any of those See when he says it enthusiastically doesn't doesn't hurt his bad. Huh? No, thank you. That's awful. No, I love it I love it. I love Wycliffe But look at five straight days of great weather the great New York State fair I want you to get out there. I want you to have a good time. Please. I want you to support our local friend

42:50Stone Nebo violets good morning. This is the show tonight Why are we talking over a little bit? I don't know what's going on something's not matching but I my brain can't It's so inside baseball We brought we're syndicated show friends and we broadcast the multiple markets So my job is to match things so that the songs time out and the commercial time out somebody else's job Well, there's that but something's not matching but also either I'm too tired or I sustained a head injury last night I can't solve the puzzle. We're keeping an eye on we're all just keeping an eye on me. Yep. See what happens I'm watching like a puzzle. I can't solve. Thank you Scotty got it Hey, we'll get you happening yeah, and one market says a number and the other market says a number so then I think I make an adjustment I've done wrong twice wrong one wrong side both times both times So yeah, so keep an eye on me get your head squeeze a little tight start

43:52I did I did we start to I forgot to draw a little bit just you know We'll head on Anyways, Cody, do you hear about this mansion shortage? It's got Just kidding Say uh-oh here he goes. He's doing the same Oh, you don't have the same story I turn on the lights and you didn't seem to bother him so much I think we're okay for a little dad says I feel bad for Josh, but I'm happy. It's not my kid that was can cost again No, I got my own bruises and stuff. Yeah, your mother's seeing you. No, just I just I woke up and I saw Yeah, dad, you don't want to see my you don't want to see what your baby boy looks like Mine better I'm gonna see what your baby boy looks like. I don't know about my chest. He's all bruised up But you know bruised up I don't feel he's looking at a blank screen over there Huh, okay, all right just make it sure real quick. No, it wasn't just white a big green alien statue was stolen from a Georgia store

44:53It's kind of like a reversible reverse abduction, isn't it? Yeah, I was just gonna say they usually take out the turn table The turn tables I was outside of Charlie's funky junk shop You don't ever watch your junk be called funky junk Another business in the neighborhood spotted the statue somewhere and returned it. Oh safely Do we know okay? Well this story got me thinking if they stole an alien someone's just like never mind Do we ever know what happened in that big ass bull cow thing from outside of babes? Yeah, where did I end up? It just made an appearance somewhere, but it went somewhere and was like safe and it's somewhere else now that wasn't stolen right no That's too big it would they put it somewhere and then it made like an appearance somewhere very recently I see the babes babes big bulb yeah, ox order name is Well, isn't that weird the obsession with that giant cow from a steak house? Well, there was a pretty big landmark if you're out taking a road all the time you see baby

45:57Okay, I know the was it called I don't store was babe. Yeah, I don't know no idea no name or the restaurant. Oh, man. I need to go home Yeah, I know babes is the there's a restaurant in Utah Yeah, but I don't know what that steak how Joel steak house it was called oh god the bull babe now see I am combining things it's with The switches ogre They're hanging out the ogres on top of the bull riding around New episode a Sunday brunch just dropped like a cartoon oh No, we want to oh do we go you mean Paul you went over to Sam and gals cross from St. Joe's Next to booty on booty hey, what are you talking about? You're listening to the dog

47:01No, if you're just sitting here, I believe I sustained a head injury last night at the wrestling show and my mind can't comprehend things But that really makes today's show extra special doesn't it because we don't know what's gonna happen next I feel pretty goes the first time at something that I didn't get hit in the head the friends we made along the way cocoa You know remember oh, you look different AJ when you grow beard My sunglasses on this is the most event sevenfold concert experience. I think you can have as a 24 year old woman has been charged with stealing and crashing an ambulance at an event sevenfold concert That's my if you night me Sounded Phoenix the other synapses are off today Yeah, I'm sorry. Yo, I'm coming to see you in a couple hours. You got you. I'm gonna operate a vehicle here in a minute So you'll see how that works out good luck. I might just drive right into Joe's Bay. I'm in my Like when an old person accidentally kicks the accelerator inside of the break right now

48:05We're next door inside of that what restaurant or whatever that used to be there. Whatever you're driving to the OIP or something Sorry, I am he's at the burn dairy. What's? 27th of August down at Phoenix Arizona It was outside of the amphitheater were event sevenfold and good Charlotte were performing grace of a cent a Allegedly entered an unattended ambulance with the keys left inside by paramedics. That's a Now I'm waiting for my brain to fire back to what you were talking about reason I Believe they have to leave the thing running or the keys in it. I've been told ambulances because you don't want to have a Emergency, yeah, you don't want to have an emergency and the vehicle won't start. Yep. Yep cop because that's that's what the officers would do at Costas I believe it run it because I asked him I wanted to know I remember that years ago I was like what's up with that? He goes you're gonna go to an emergency and your batteries dead. Yeah, what's all good call? They just let it run which I understand makes total sense But that's also gonna be very tempting for a lady who's probably out a couple things or maybe a little buzz than she's at a concert

49:08Yeah, well trying to victim blame here, but I mean it is yeah his fault It's an event cop it is an event sevenfold show and she probably get a little twisted. She sees a an idling ambulance most people though see That and just leave it because of you know laws laws and But what if she morals can I ask you a question? Because we don't know what led up to this. Mm-hmm. What if she was drinking clause? If she was drinking clause that is the loophole technically there are no laws that's the loophole There's still you still got to have morals though, and that you steal ambulance. Okay, all right That's a little bit like oh your honor. You're someone can't get to an emergency your honor my client Sure stolen ambulance your honor, please But I know this but if I can just verify one thing for you and the jury Where is it she was here right here? Yep, she was drinking clause and Prior to the incident and we all know they're in laws when you're drinking clause

50:17Oh She was she drove the van Ambulance and she crashed that you said right into another car now It's still no good for someone to go use yeah, you're bringing somebody else's life into this now The driver that car had to go to the hospital. They're fine. She was charged with DWI and vehicle theft her attorney told Oh boy a local outlet that she had traveled the Arizona for the concert. Oh Calling the incident completely out of her normal nature. Okay. Well sucks, but you're on it now It is you're on my client was drinking clause traveled to the area which means she's not even from there Oh, it's got to be the worst and does that mean all of her friends are stuck there now that drove road with her Right, they're like where are your keys? Where's your car? Yeah? Oh my god. Can you imagine that? Concert protocol three other people inside that are like where did like dude? My name is go. We're imagine you mean a couple of bodies drove down to like Jersey

51:20Yeah for a concert and where at that concert? We're all tailgating and one body Screws up and gets arrested and goes to jail or just yeah, we went to that Yankee game Yeah, and you went to the bathroom for a minute and never came back and it's just me and the boy standing by the gate Well more likely Ralphie got turned up and gets arrested Ralphie gets well to hammered on ice cream He's pocketing ice cream sir sir like free, but like what's protocol there? I'm sure you I'm sure people listening have been in this scenario I ain't staying in New Jersey because my body screwed up. Is that a bad friend? No, no, I would travel to a concert and you got arrested and you got to spend the night in jail. No, I mean it depends that like who and what what the situation is like if If I just have to wait for you for the morning If you're just a casual acquaintance. Yeah, okay. Yeah, then I'm probably not like we're going back Sorry, but it was you yeah, get a hotel friend. I'd be like get him the morning if it was some rando that was just coming along

52:23I don't know you I'm out of here. Yeah, no, sorry dude get it. I don't find a way home take a bus Nor I just yeah just tell you like I don't know you're you don't want to screw this up and made it so we didn't have it right now Well now I found one home when I'm not using you cuz you went to jail or it's like some buddies girlfriend Who got too drunk and then she got in a fight? Yeah, like dude, that's your girlfriend. I don't know her I'm going we're going back home. Yep. Sorry. I ain't saying out here. What is protocol shouldn't have crashed your ambulance? Coco pops at seven o'clock The show too dangerous for the radio waves you using the other cam again Yeah, you're all set to come over do anything you're good. I think we're good cuz I don't need to play the video games Oh the mic thing, but you know, it's talking the room. It's good. We're about it another time It's a busy week. Yeah, once we couldn't figure out one exactly the new whole set of Seven o'clock tonight on twitch.tv slash the show or the show dot FM and you Get a cocoa puff show brought you by Joe's buds the show too dangerous for the radio cuz it's about weed drugs Oh, I can't tell you about them on the radios. Oh, okay. I do not approve of my own like style

53:30And I don't get I don't get much door dash. I know you're more of a door dasher. I'm a weird door dasher How so I Rarely it's got to be a really good deal for me It'll be like a special treat to get it delivered. Yeah, there's got to be all the right deals no delivery fee all that stuff I use door dash to order and then go get it yeah just cuz there's sometimes there's Deals that in the app right you call me that I for one live Too far away to get things door to I could but it'd be like Yeah, I'll or cheeseburger. I have a feeling the delivery fee. They would hit you hard Also, I don't feel like door dash is financially responsible after that many times on here I don't think you're being smart with your money if you're door dashing every day like our co-workers do our door Our co-workers door dash. I think multiple times a day Because they're busy and they're busy with dog photo shoots and they're doing a lot of different lots of hard work Got a hard work out there so they can't get out and get the food. They got to have a door dash every day We'll see a door dasher pull up here and deliver breakfast as I get here

54:31So does it get here they plan breakfast lunch and I think I'm cuz I came back yesterday and I smelled food again There might be a third meal later in the day. Oh little snacky snacky snacky Darko workers might be getting in three meals here at work, which is impressive, which is very impressive Dog gets a treat. They get a treat. Dog gets a treat then code it. Yeah, then Paul is gonna show up and tell you about his dog It's a whole the whole rig of a rule out there. That's a fun the whole rig of a rule So this door dash story Comes out of Texas I believe oh, yes This guy was in his house playing video games and he gets to learn on his phone Your door dash has been delivered same time he gets a mobile He gets the camera alert for the ring cam. Okay. It's like that has been movement on your front door. Okay. Yeah, setting it down There's like a feature. He's like oh sweet my food's here and he goes and gets food Then he checks the ring cam footage and sees that the door dash delivery man was completely nude when he delivered it Just the naked guy deliver in his food popped out of his whip with his dong flopping

55:33Aunt a met locks as the incident happened just outside of his Houston home He was inside playing a video game Houston we have a problem or a pair of problems He was outside he was inside playing a video game got the alerts I told you about yep He checked the notification and realized all the door dash have been delivered my god by a man who is completely naked Living as one Houston rocket. He is not gonna root for now I can't even imagine was like so the guy was just nude whipping around I'm gonna ask you a protocol question. Did he did he get out of the car to pick up the food? nude no, it couldn't get nude between Yeah, so he picked up my food guy And that's dinner and a show that's the inner show I can't you can't just be naked in the world because that's you know illegal but but then he complained to door dash about it And if I'm door dash, I'm like I didn't What do I do? I bet you didn't scream this guy and I don't know because it's just a matter of that's your employee

56:39Sorry, I know that you know, what are you gonna do? But Yeah, it's it comes down on door dash. That's their employee and the guy obviously that now they Can fight the guy in him. He's no longer allowed to use the app press charges if you want or what? Door dash released a statement what this customer experience was a born and we've reached out directly to offer our support This man's behavior was vulgar and completely unacceptable and as soon as we were made aware our team permanently removed their access To our platform. We do not tolerate sexual harassment or misconduct of any kind and we stand ready to assist law enforcement with any investigation Because yeah, if it was you know They're lucky wasn't like a kid Sure, that's where it stops being funny if there's a kid involved or maybe just like kids outside The naked guy gets out the lucky was just a dude that saw your naked ass or else it could be a lot worse And you're lucky to do didn't see it and come out and beat your ass. Yeah Cuz you're not naked in front of like his house. Yeah, and that's then you know, but oh, here's the other thing

57:40Let me ask you this yeah You eating it you know, it's a great question Yeah, it's a great question is the bag taped Everything still everything is still like in all Mac Donalds. You were seeing their delivery They have those like circle stickers and they like poop right that close that paper bag right all closed no drink Don't worry. Don't you worry about drink? I'm gonna. I'm not drinking the drink. I don't know not drinking the drink Yeah Let me work through this because I'm gonna admit something that's gonna make me seem like a bad person and that's fine I'm not proud that I do this. Okay, but on the times that I do get door dash And the person's car is really dirty inside or like it looks gross. Okay, sometimes I don't want to be I'm a little judgey And I don't like that about me. I listen. It's hard. It's hard to be broke It's hard to be broke. I get it. They're trying to make a living But I'm always like that where I'm like we're like food running your car. I yeah, I can see that cuz it's you know

58:43Your food, you know, just like smoking smoking in the car with my food. Yeah, if you see that I don't like that about me, but I'm being honest. No. Yeah. Yeah. No, I can I can get that But no naked guy. I think you're right to say no drink. I'm not doing the drink. Yeah I mean, I don't even like I'll even think about if it's close still close I mean the food Here's the thing about about door dash. Here's what I do. I mean again. I don't get it at my house We usually get it one on vacation. Yeah. Yeah Is when you're on vacation and we're in a hotel and I get door dash They don't bring it to your room. You got to go meet them. Yes, so yeah, the one time I've done that years ago. Yep. I You gotta go meet you. You gotta go downstairs. I like because that's yours. Yeah, or you get the text on here Which I like because I can go then like see Like what's the food? How did travel here? Yeah Yeah, they pull it out of his and honestly Honestly, it's a sliding scale because we got pizza on vacation and

59:43The woman's car was very dirty and messy But she was very sweet and very nice and a great customer service And you know what that canceled out the messy car to me. Yeah, cuz I go maybe she can't control that situation But she worked really hard to Do you leave this piece and I respect that I appreciate that. Yep. No, I usually Mel just says I don't trust anyone on my door dash. I get it. No, I more um like Super apologetic over what whenever When I do get door dash delivered. I'm always like I make sure I meet them. I'm like out on the balcony Oh really? Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you so much. I give them extra good tip as long as you know It's not long delivered in time and all that dude. I'm such an obnoxious tipper You should pray that you get me on door dash because I'm so ashamed of myself that not I'm not gonna get the food And I'll pay you to do it. Well, and it's when it cuz it's one. It's a special treat And I get all the good deals and all that stuff. Yeah, I usually do move where I double dip the tip

1:00:43I'll give you that that tip But I also then start I have a stack of ones where oh do that this is yours as long as don't let door dash know about it No, it's as long as you keep is getting your quick whatever and all that that'll all be yours I always try to incentivize by giving a big tip before they even accept the order can they see that I don't know because it'll because door Dish don't it just kind of cheap You don't be like a $60 order and they'll be like your driver to see it's $2. I'm like I'm like no, I usually put in the little comments thing just so they know I don't want them to Be like think that I'm being a jerk. So I'd be like Don't worry about the tip. It says there. I have cash. Yeah, feels really what I put that way then they know Okay, he's got something else. I had get what he get he gave me that yeah, I'll give him something that app But yeah, it's not all there. So here's cave. Yeah, I feel like they're being real greedy door dashes And they're not like taking care of their drivers. So I'll be like no, no, no, no You bring me this pizza. I got some ones for you

1:01:44I'm putting a $5 tip in the app and then when you get here, uh Bump that up a little bit. All right. So good. I'm glad they can see the tip but Let's see where it is. I saw a different kind of tip. Oh no, you can saw where it ended been hours starts But then I also get jealous. Do you ever get jealous that your door dash driver is seeing other people Um like when they make multiple stops um Depends on the oh, I guess I'm not your first priority depends on the situation You're stopping at their house before my house, okay? You're watching them you see them like go out of their way When they cut a very easily delivered to you first. Yeah, then I'm like come on man pro What are you doing? But also Not to make a living I get it then the other times know because you can pay and I've done it once You pay to be priority. Well, I've done it once where I'm like worth it me first So worth it I I'm remembering that yes it was hottest food and I can't remember if it was it might have been five guys Because I wanted the fries to be hot, but it might have been a pizza place. Okay, I can't remember me the way I remember being worth it

1:02:49but Three it's usually it's like three bucks, but it's like when you hit that button of Prioritize me me first, please Like a baller feel like mr. Monopoly with your mouth on your top hat. I demand a first serve My my son of get the show on demand wherever you find your favorite podcasts or just head to the show Dot FM as a website W w w w dot the show dot FM Inner now and that's got all of our links right there in our live streams You don't gotta sign up for anything. You don't got to download anything. You play it right there on your browser You are technically signing up, but that's just for a good time Folks, uh, we'll see you tomorrow Okay, but we both sustained what appears to be head injuries last night at our wrestling event And we're a little sleepy and maybe it's the atmosphere. I don't know, but we're a little loopy tonight. Thank you. Hey, oh For joining us now. I love a good internet debate And I like I like this so for years we debated daylight savings

1:03:52So we have it so we can keep it to get rid of all that stuff. I can't really was it wasn't real? What's what is anything? Was that my poop or this one? Might have been my poop or from this morning. What's he got, bud? Oh Got a lot of activity outside this morning like weird weapons in his hand, but not real weapons So people are safe and okay With a stick shaped like whatever that is so back to the debate online Let me ask you this as now we are in the October months No, we're not, but we'll get there. No, the Burmuts the the end is head injury We're in the Burmuts Yep People are asking Should we even out the months? Meaning Some months have 29 days some months have 31 days. Yes. Let's even them out. Yep every month. Yeah, 30 days. Yes Agreed hell yeah post on social media is going viral as people are divided over the length of months. No, I'm in on it

1:04:52365 Now here's how they want to do it some of these are just funny. All right So we can keep our I don't know if the math would work out if we kept 12 months and made them all what 30 days? Yeah, yeah, it is it all even out of it all evens out You can't just have like one throw away day that's This was just for extra if we need it and we'll just have it just be whatever day. Mm-hmm No, we could do we have any extra these are some of the suggestions coming in We could do 13 months 28 days each that's gonna leave us one extra day Because that's 364 okay, that makes New Year's Day a non-day New Year's Day is not non-day Just days zero. It's day zero. We call it day zero. That sounds terrifying. Don't say that and we spend every Welcome to days All right, I don't like that one anymore. All right every first day of the New Year's day. We can do have we survived we could do five

1:05:52Equal months of 73 days a piece Hey February April Joggest Soctober Soctober December December I don't like the five month. I don't want to rename them. I don't want to relearn crap. Never mind This is all too much. Keep it out. It's too late. The real issue is gonna be birthdays. I oh yeah, that's true But I already don't know the April June and something of ember here's my button so you remember like I don't I don't even remember that so I don't I don't need to remember the new one. Yeah, I don't know the new months So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna learn the new months. No, I don't didn't learn the old ones. I didn't learn to me either We could tell you 12 even months. Yeah, this is the Egyptian method that's been pitched. Okay 12 even months 30 days a piece. It's gonna leave you five extra days. See again. No, you can't we can nothing. Okay, we can nothing see that here's the thing

1:06:54Murder's legal it's this is like it's like a Daltree's legal. It's like a sign frogs are legal You can't anything goes you can't have a show about nothing. Oh, all right. I can't have a nothing day or nothing Well, cuz there's gonna be something happening so for that week, huh We just nothing we nobody has to work But we all still get paid Because that you know, I mean it's because the loss all right. We just made it really made up a nothing week We don't get paid But no you keep there's it's it's like division. Oh, sorry. You got it wrong. There's a remainder look Either way, whatever we we would be screwed somehow Like the corporations would do great. Yes, they've only got to if we did the five month thing We'd have to just get paid they ten times a year now or whatever it is Yeah, but work out better for rich people. Yeah, it'll work out great for them No, see yeah, now none of these extras work. We just have to leave it out. It is sorry. All right It's too late the issues are that say you have like a

1:08:00Jambiware Saktober saktober jambiwary nisemba 73 day jambiwary will be real hard. Yeah. Well, I mean you got to think cuz you're like oh my god It's still jambiwary, but how about this though? Uh-huh? You're like oh man the worst time for weather's jambiwary, but guess what? We're already into the 60th jambiwary It's only 11 days of jambiwary left then we get into the warmer weather. It's gonna be maple before you know It's gonna be maple before you know about it. So I mean for that part maybe but by the way Can I just say something here? Also no more truck tober. I'm a hoe no more truck tober. Yeah, I'm out No, well, I celebrate Han today. So it doesn't affect me. Okay. Okay. Um by the way Every single one of these joke words is gonna be some stupid like Mormon baby name My baby jambiwary. Oh, yeah, yeah, my daughter maprole. This is in December. Have you met joggist? We just had joggist some a boy sock tober my boy sock tober. I'm

1:09:02December I miss miss um Yeah, I can't find a way to make this work. No, we're just having a zero day or nothing week. That's what I mean if It worked out real well where hey look it was clean every month we can do 30 days Um Like that homeless guy might be yeah, there. Oh, you blocking the door maybe yeah, then to be like oh, okay I'm all for it because some days little 31 old oldest 29 and the older 30 year then it's all nice and equal But it you can't can't know we don't I think we do nothing week Think of the fun we could have during nothing week But keep it all the months. Wait. It's only five days. Not that bad. Nobody make it a long weekend If you don't want it during the week, but are you getting paid no? No But so everything is closed So I'm bored is like during the summertime so it's cold all I can picture is like a we that weird Christmas time Where we're not doing anything kind of like that but another one of those

1:10:04Yeah, it's kind of like that we but not everybody celebrates Christmas. So what would they do you got it though? Because it's not like it's not like that anymore What every nation everybody celebrates the months, okay? So there's this is the week of the month And then you do well we're making it we're working it out right now Why not do nothing week during the summer months although not everybody has the same summer months exactly They're still going to be people that get screwed by it so they're you can't And then you're right businesses and stuff can't be open or but what if we do a government funded nothing week Yeah, I think there's too many yeah, I mean there's too many parts Too many there's too many moving parts. They can't figure this out I think we're stuck with what we got That sucks I was looking forward to having a jog his birthday. Nope. You'd be in December. I mean the summer. Uh-huh. I'll stick with No more no sock toberts only in our heads or what if we found a way I'm talking no it doesn't make sense over. I was thinking about too many extra days. You can't have any extra days

1:11:06You just can't it's like when you're putting together a piece of furniture and you got like five extra screws Well, just you can't you can't make something out of nothing I can no Can't There's because you're right who's gonna who's gonna run all of our essentials that week We got to hospitals you can't just have where poof everything is vanished Mm-hmm. So the day doesn't exist. That's the only way that's what they mean by nothing because it have to be So text line great idea 13 months all 28 days Cody Then we get to invent a whole new month name. Yeah, see. I think that's again. We're running into problems trying to teach people new things What would I name a month? I don't give it god damn because I ain't calling nothing another month I ain't calling it Reagan invented 12 months. Uh-huh Here's what they are. Here's what I'm sticking to The breakfast says my middle name is Mae what I have to change that to mapril yep You would and if nabrakas birthday is in December yep Nesemba nabrakamay nesemba nabrakamay

1:12:07maple Slido down glitching out glitching out Happy October 3rd to those of you who celebrate this Is the show can't believe it's already sock tober man for you know it is gonna be I've already forgot the stupid names of the months. That's timber nested net nested nesemba nesemba yep Nesemba and then jabuary jabuary maple So let's talk Athlete DWIs as we uh we've had a few this summer we have Tony Ramo. We have tiger woods Yeah, you said Tony Ramo's been in Definitely a sponge and so who knows he's probably got a completed program And then you can come back. So they released the body cam footage uh the other day We're Tony Ramo said he had just left the golf tournament and he was driving to grandma and grandpa's house Yeah, what does that mean? It's going to grand ground. I honestly. I think he was trying to play all of the

1:13:14Hey, what no i'm going with grandma grandpa's house. You're just being funny. No, no like like a cop is gonna see them like Oh, he's just always a sweet boy. It's gonna scorn his grandma grandpa's house. Yeah, he's like him just going to grandma grandpa's Good old boy. What I don't I don't understand the ex Dallas Cowboy Was taken into custody with a blood alcohol content of do you know? Do you see BAC? No pretty impressive BAC 0.15. Yeah, that's twice the legal limit, but he's been pounding them all day. Yeah, Shanobe It's no nut in December this year. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.15. I'm pretty out of it like I ain't gonna get trying to drive Yeah, like that's pretty drunk. That's that's pretty up there but I would imagine he could come back at some point. That's to get one of those doesn't impact his ability to tell me that there's going to be an over throw over the middle and late. No, I mean, on November. No, it does sound like, listen, I'm sorry for anybody who has addiction.

1:14:15It seems to be like a monkey. You can't get off your back. They say they did see an open bottle liquor in his passenger seat of his black Jeep. Also, he was doing a little little boozing on the course. Yeah, had it had it. Maybe it is golf bag because that's what he was doing. He was at a golf thing. He was at a golf thing, but then he brought it up to the passenger seat or it was in. It was just in like his cooler. It said, kind of stated in a court filing that he quote had an open bottle of an alcoholic beverage located on the passenger side of his black Jeep. So whatever that means. Means I had an open container, Jim. The roadside up. It means that I either had a beer, but usually Jim, if you look beer, cannot be receivable. So I probably had an open container of a liquor of vodka, Jim, probably like a tenor. This Jim right here has to couple or a little bit and Jim. Wow. I almost said the corporate shootings that his ordeal is due to a substance abuse issue. We had. Yeah, he's going to go to rehab that he developed over several back operations that he underwent during his time as an NFL player.

1:15:19All right. A lot of other people have gone through surgeries and didn't develop it. So you got to take a little responsibility here, Tony. But he also probably shouldn't lose his job if, you know, he has a little bit of an issue. Substance abuse is a terrible thing. I hope he gets the help he needs, but just please do not drink and drive. The other DWI came from Tiger, Tiger Woods, y'all as Tiger. No, he had his. He had his. He had his. He had his thing this week. Gotcha. He struck a plea deal. Lost his license for five years. As he showed, George told him no exceptions. If he drives for any reason, he immediately goes straight to jail straight to jail. Because he had you almost died, bud. And then he did a thing. Yeah, dude. That's what I'm saying. Like, I feel. I deal with this in my personal life. People who are dealing with alcohol abuse. It's terrible. People make don't make great decisions. And I don't know how to help them. And Tiger Woods is another example.

1:16:19You rolled your vehicle like most people get one DWI. And they're like, oh my god, I got to change my life. It's a life changing, but what's some people? You can't shake it. You've seen it. I've seen it. And he is another of, um, from surgeries. Yeah. So I think it starts with these guys with pain pills. Yeah. They don't, they know that, all right, I can't keep popping perks all day. So I think Tiger caught pop, pop perks all day. Yeah. I think in that car accident, I think they keep finding stuff. He was all glazed. Where they kind of like, oh yeah. Peter on the bush with it. Mm-hmm. But then they turned to the other things as well. Yeah. So. And the good news is it seems like all these GLP ones, like the osempics and the minjaroes and all that. Those are really helping with addictions. So I'm hoping that people who have addictions, like alcoholism or drug addiction, can maybe turn to those. That's cool. It seems to have that effect as well. So I hope that people can help find their sobriety if they need it. He did make it, there was a question asked to the floor to stay at attorney though.

1:17:21Because if I don't have a license, I can't rent a golf cart and drive a golf cart. So what does that mean for Tiger Woods? Does he have to have a driver in his golf cart now? Well, PGA 2 or dozen, there's been an exempt exemption. Exempt exemption. Exempt. Oh my God, I can't say it. Exempt. No, mapros. There's been exempt. Oh my God. There's been cases where that's not gonna have to happen because. No, no, no, I gotta say that exception. Get it. It's not exception. But no, it's not. I was thinking like you're exempt. Mm-hmm. There's been exemptions. Is that even a word? But there's been times when guys have, there's been one guy, I remember years ago, where, and he had it, something from birth. And the PGA should have let him use a cart and they wouldn't. All interesting. You don't use a cart on the PGA. Interesting. They asked his attorney in Florida State, she's gonna get back to you on that. And he... Oh my God, that's a great question. Actually, you... Yeah, I think you could...

1:18:21Can you drive a golf? You know what? You got me. Well, I have to look into that, I'll get back to you. And I know you cannot drive a golf cart while I'm paired on the roads because it is a vehicle. But I don't... What's your license? No reaction is gonna be no. But great question and I'll get back to you. Yeah, maybe he's not a driver. In his regular life. No, if it's a rule, you know, other things, but it's, you know, PGA too, and also you have to worry about it. He's not... He's not any good anymore. Oh yeah, right, yeah. But like you said, with the vehicle in the first place, he should have got a driver to drive him home. Yeah, you're still... Maybe he needs a driver to drive him around. You know, you're still Tiger Woods, if you want to go play 18. Yeah. Then relax, sit in the passenger side, and let it be... You're gonna be driven around. Mm-hmm. Like it's... I mean, I know, he came back that one time, but I'm pretty much positive. It's over, bud. Yeah. You're done. It's over, it's around. The end of your career is not worked out the way you thought it would. Yeah. Maybe in, who knows, years from now, you can pop back up older on the PGA, the senior PGA

1:19:23track. Right. Right. Something. Yeah. But like... I hope that they can find the help they need. I hope that they can find the sobriety that they clearly need and can turn their lives around, you know? I will, Jim. Thanks. You know what yesterday was? Didn't have... I didn't celebrate it. I forgot to celebrate. September 2nd, 2001. 25 years ago. Yesterday, the first ever broadcast, the Cartoon Networks Adult Swim. Really? Yeah, 25 years ago yesterday. Wow, it seems like we've been watching that. For forever growing up. I have. It's like, it's a couple hours. I'll post it on the K-Rock Facebook page. Yeah. When somebody posted... There's two hours of adult swim. What's like the first show? Right here, watch. Home movies? Watch. Attention swimmers. We've got some new shows coming. That's right. New shows. There's no kids on the TV. Harvey Birdman. Harvey Birdman. That's new too. The adult swim. Premier's next. With Cartoon Network.

1:20:23This was the literal broadcast. Oh, my God. What's this for? Fruity Pebbles or vitamins? Oh, it's for the front. It's for the front. It's for the front. It's for the front. Oh. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. Only on Cartoon Network. Warning swimmers. This is great. We've got some potential violence. You remember these bugs? Yeah. Yes, I do. And some adult situations. No kids in the pool. I'll get under 17 out for adult swim. And then they kick it off? All kids out of the pool for adult swim. All kids out. Wow. Right? You forgot your hands. These are your brain, didn't you? Yeah. Yep. That scene right there with the old guy looking back and forth. We're showing it in Twitch and YouTube right now. Jump in there to show it out FM. To not know what this is at first. It's got to be so weird. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

1:21:23I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. All right, let's see. Is it all movies? Yes! Well, Brendan, I'm chasing my varicose fans. What does it look like I'm doing? Oh, right. Look at the shape this one makes. I call this one the Tigris and the Euphrates. That's the fertile crescent right there in between. Oh, no. That's for the ladies, Brendan. Gross. Oh my god, I'm hideous. How are you? They shouldn't have legs like this. Two feet. It's just a bad color to trace them with. Shouldn't use a highlighter is what you're saying. But why aren't you coaching? Well, I'm letting Drew run the practice. It's what assistant coaches are for, running the practice. Yeah, I guess. Assistant coaches are also for doing my laundry. You know, the team really seems to like them. Oh, wait, no. You're giving me food. Right. Bying me lottery tickets. Yeah, they know his name too. Two. Two. Two. Two. Hey, Brendan. I come to the team never carried me off the field.

1:22:23We tried, but you were too big. Colin Jolston, Pete Davidson, found a use for that fairy they bought. They bought a Staten Island fairy. You fairy. You fairy. They bought a Staten Island fairy. Okay. $280,000 four years ago. Don't know why. I think Pete Davidson was into some different kind of... Well, didn't some happen? Like what? Didn't they like buy it and then didn't realize that there was something... Maybe some stuff to be fixed or... I thought there was some controversy with it or something. I think the fact they bought a fairy and didn't know what to do with it. Yeah. So they bought it. It's been sitting there for four years. Finally, they got a use for it. It'll now be known as the Snapple Island Fairy. A floating comedy club in New York City. It's a good idea. I just hope they keep it open. Yeah, because I don't want these to be a one-off. Like this could be a funny gimmick that you've got to follow. There's plenty of comics in New York. That's what I mean. It's a good, like, niche thing of how many floating whatever. You can rent this for a band or... True, like a venue.

1:23:23If it's a venue. If it's a venue, then you can use it for a bunch of different things. Seeing how big that waterway was, just that one bridge we went over, why would you not want to explore all of those areas? We're going to see it in a couple of weeks because it's at Pier 17 and we're going down to, I think, Pier 18. So we'll be right there by the Snapple Island Fairy. I don't know what any of that means. The peers that are along the water were all like the boats going stuff. Oh, okay. Did it... Manhattan is an island, Coco. I didn't know there was like a... Oh, yeah, there's peers. So we're not going over that same bridge. We... When we drive down, I'll probably... Different... I'm not going to tell you. Oh, bridge over troubled waters. No, I already prepared for you. We already told me we had to go through the tunnel. It might be a mid-townal situation. No, you already told me we had to. So I just... Close your eyes and don't think about it. No, yeah, I'll just look at my phone. So... Don't think about it. I'll just look at my phone. We will jump into your nine. Is it nine? Yeah, we're not playing that course. No, no, no. Jump into your nineties and nine. Of course, play a little golf gaming is powered by Ryan Feldman. And then back in the stream tonight at seven o'clock for a Cocoa Puzzle.

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